2:14 wait wut? imma copystrike apple for ripping off my username
@xdman3475 жыл бұрын
I’ll be your lawyer
@jacobloeb87395 жыл бұрын
iCrafterChips apple just copies everything these days
@tktoc79415 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Sivakiran335 жыл бұрын
A paid service on a paid service, only at Apple. 😂
@lordofthecats63975 жыл бұрын
Well Electronic Arts could do it too
@SurajGrewal5 жыл бұрын
Activision be like... Hold my beer... Vomits call of duty bo4
@da41275 жыл бұрын
Erwin Puijnen well then with the sane logic, you don’t need to comment here? So fuck off, thanks :)
@chihuahuaboi40825 жыл бұрын
Erwin Puijnen stfu
@chihuahuaboi40825 жыл бұрын
Davis Herrera I agree
@subhamdutta91285 жыл бұрын
everytime something launches.... when is samtime gonna bring out the parody?!😂
@owenanderson85095 жыл бұрын
This guy should be more popular
@rainesda695 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@tc_buses4 жыл бұрын
I know
@accentbrent33423 жыл бұрын
Agreed x2
@infiniteaj86885 жыл бұрын
I think it's safe to say... _An Apple a day...._ _Keeps the kidneys away._
@seanpatrickperfecto74265 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jchampagne57155 жыл бұрын
InfiniteAJ an apple a day keeps your money away
@learcooks5 жыл бұрын
Sean Patrick Perfecto lmfao
@techneon42675 жыл бұрын
I will fire time cook
@veenajohn75804 жыл бұрын
An apple a day... Keeps the. Money away
@Tristeamer5 жыл бұрын
Introducing the iphone mini air made entirely of our special oxygen based materials
@swaggyman79105 жыл бұрын
You mean air in a can
@chachachannel39965 жыл бұрын
And the iSheeps would probably still buy that.
@augustineshako15405 жыл бұрын
Introducing the iToilet iFlush not included
@insaisissable39382 жыл бұрын
iPaper with subscription $9.99/daycare
@msinfo325 жыл бұрын
Article 13 passed *UK leaving the EU* Till then I'll use a vpn. *100 years later* Still using a VPN What's Brexit?
@olitesla58915 жыл бұрын
JakeFox lol!!!
@nabil97725 жыл бұрын
Brexit is when US trade deals made you a third world country.
@msinfo325 жыл бұрын
@@nabil9772 r/wooooosh
@AndersonPEM5 жыл бұрын
(british accent) introducing the most revolutionary credit card ever made. Everything for them is "the most revolutionary" thing ever.
@dannyd43395 жыл бұрын
@@bibasik7 whatever you say isheep. Shouldn't you be spending your money and going into debt by buying more apple crap?
@joshuamartinez9705 жыл бұрын
Danny D lol, the ignorance in you.
@reiniertlАй бұрын
@@bibasik7 Doesn't all other regular cards offer access to transaction records too? Like my bank can send me emails every time I use my card and details about all of it! and it is not Apple BS. Plus no name on cards and that s# is nothing new. But yeah Apple revolutionary everything iBS style.
@GamingComic1235 жыл бұрын
This guy is consistently funny. These product launches are getting boring but as long as Samtime keeps dropping these, I will always be excited
@andreiarg5 жыл бұрын
3:50 the only time you are going to see samsung on the big screen at an Apple event
@_MintArcade5 жыл бұрын
Wait! Which do I get first? Get an iPhone to get 🍏card to get an iPhone to get 🍏card to get an iPhone to get 🍏card…?
@stogiermink5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭ARTICLE 13😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IT HAS BEEN PASSES BY THE EU PARLIAMENT...
@mrniceguy36605 жыл бұрын
SouthParkMordy Time to leave the EU then
@lordofthecats63975 жыл бұрын
@@mrniceguy3660 or get NordVPN nord give me free stuff
@josuke61315 жыл бұрын
It's been renamed to Article 17 and it's still bad
@matthew81535 жыл бұрын
Mr Nice Guy Time to kill your politicians.
@GetterBane5 жыл бұрын
@@matthew8153 Or give them some Samsungs the explosion should do the trick
@richardms98885 жыл бұрын
You are a comedy genius! I had a blast while taking coffee in my iMug +
@tracerhayden5735 жыл бұрын
So are we just going to be sleeping on his voice crack at 3:32 ? That shit was funny as hell.
@coin37205 жыл бұрын
This is your best video in ages, I lost it at the “depression, anxiety” stuff!
@CinecomCrew5 жыл бұрын
6:24 You can year that you're losing it too 😂
@sayakdas41595 жыл бұрын
Sam Tucker's parody videos are the only ones that I click like just after opening the video.
@brucelee10482 жыл бұрын
Agree, I can say they are the only I am giving likes
@TheBackwardKid5 жыл бұрын
OH man, I love apple and their 8000 dollars a month subscription for apple tv plus tv plus and with the most reliable and trustworthy journal in the wold THE WALL STREET JOURNAL! Damn I wish Steve was alive to see this
@sentyfb5 жыл бұрын
lol this is SOOO funny! "depression, anxiety, etc etc.
@BenEsherick5 жыл бұрын
i actually have fubo
@SAMTIME5 жыл бұрын
Keep it PG please
@jordengx15 жыл бұрын
You missed Chris Evans bored face during the keynote, watch @BrianTong video
@YoDay5 жыл бұрын
1:02 that footage is from Turkish Airlines . Search for Turkish airlines boarding music.
@kiranhembram72845 жыл бұрын
Apple is trying to take both of your kidneys at once
@GoLions675 жыл бұрын
Lost my dr pepper at the Goldman Sacks joke! Except that one time!!
@pixeltech95645 жыл бұрын
I love Apple, but at least Im not a sheep that cant laugh at them. This was comedy gold!
@dannyd43395 жыл бұрын
How the fuck can you still love apple after seeing this. Are you brain dead?
@TheBackwardKid5 жыл бұрын
OH man, I love apple and their 8000 dollars a month subscription for apple tv plus tv plus and with the most reliable and trustworthy journal in the wold THE WALL STREET JOURNAL! Damn I wish Steve was alive to see this
@mihnealazar70395 жыл бұрын
Danny D he doesn’t love them for their prices or their services, but for their products. While they’re overpriced, you can’t deny some of them are really good.
@dannyd43395 жыл бұрын
@@mihnealazar7039 which is why you call those sort of people isheep. They don't care about price to performance or use, just to have that apple logo to brag about how much money you wasted.
@arha46424 жыл бұрын
@@dannyd4339 Bruh, performance doesn't matter these days. Every phone is almost the same. I cannot tell the difference between the performance of the S10 and last years iPhone XS. All people want is a phone that is easy to use, has a great camera and will last long. For the most part, it's a guarantee that Apple phones last longer than most Androids (In terms of Software Updates and performance). And besides, prices usually go down way faster than usual. I was able to pick up a XS a couple moths ago for around 500 dolars. It was a steal.
@tristanskylark5 жыл бұрын
6:24 you forgot about the extra $10 a month for iCloud storage
@branson92715 жыл бұрын
"Apple TV+, a paid service on a paid service"
@puturadityamiardanaputra39375 жыл бұрын
mannn you're quick!!
@xsky5 жыл бұрын
I love how ironic it is that a vpn subscription service sponsored a video taking the piss out of subscription services
@GabrielTobing5 жыл бұрын
5:57 “Depression and anxiety, post traumatic stress, addiction, trauma” The Colonel is just dying on the inside in Heaven. Colonel: What has my chicken become???!!! Why is this CHICK posing as a man talking about shows, not chicken?
@CapCrunch455 жыл бұрын
Spielberg who said Netflix movies are not Oscar-worthy will be producing movies for a streaming service.
@briandsouza78545 жыл бұрын
That intro! 😂
@smailrezgui46325 жыл бұрын
You deserve more subscribers 😤😤
@danieljuno810 Жыл бұрын
3:16 ouch, what a burn!
@iamfinky Жыл бұрын
You should totally do a sarcastic video about nordvpn and how vpn services are 99% profit 😂
@TimothyBrake4 жыл бұрын
6:17 spot on 😁👍
@elektron2kim6665 жыл бұрын
I sub to iCloud 50 GB and it takes 1 day for a file from Windows to come over and be visible.
@9theaman5 жыл бұрын
With all these Apple prices, I really thought it would cost $8000.
@wyste5 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite video yet 😂👌
@Shahil515 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this is pure gold
@arsh_DSJ5 жыл бұрын
One day apple is going to start charging people if they dont use their services.
@GYTBM4 жыл бұрын
It would’ve been funny if the Apple TV parody was named Bon AppleTV
@Turnbull504 жыл бұрын
I got got a free year of Apple TV+ when I bought an iPad but even though it was free I cancelled it after a month. I watch See but it was crap.
@yotoffotographer Жыл бұрын
This is now in my top 5 samtime videos. I am working on the other four's order.
@bolow5 жыл бұрын
I don't believe in conspiracy theories but your subscriber count make me think there is something going on. This content should have at least 8 million subs!
@willionaire3605 жыл бұрын
plus your money 😂😂😂
@OgunjobiDavid5 жыл бұрын
one love from Nigeria. keep it up
@juancarlossandoval47615 жыл бұрын
How do you not have a million subscribers awesome videos!!
@sarthakrajour5 жыл бұрын
3:10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they'll have to click next
@itscharlessmith5 жыл бұрын
I Have Fubo and its Us Tv and its very good
@AmrAlchalati5 жыл бұрын
I like your content man! Keep the funky-up!
@nads8nads85 жыл бұрын
this guy is the best thing on youtube
@Toddd-eh6hi7 ай бұрын
This was legendary!
@innerinquiry5 жыл бұрын
App streaming getting out of hand, it was nice when we only had Netflix...
@G1NEchannel5 жыл бұрын
You never disappoint 🤣
@Ayan443 жыл бұрын
you're hilarious! I'm on a binge watching roll
@mealexman5 жыл бұрын
Hard diss broo
@kenbee19575 жыл бұрын
I couldn't click fast enough! Classic Sam Tucker
@n8neiTen8n4 жыл бұрын
Remember, if something is free today, will will be expensive in the future, when you will not be able to resign from it. - this is what Apple is planning.
@mohomtasli6465 жыл бұрын
*You can trust Goldman Sachs* *but not us....NOT US*
@mohomtasli6465 жыл бұрын
@Erwin Puijnen guess u r not marvel fan? cnt get a troll
@mrcorndog6255 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I got the S10+ X3
@CraftyFoxS4 жыл бұрын
Still don't get why people use Apple
@leelschnosch1695 жыл бұрын
2:18 Is that Jesse from Breaking Bad. Or am I dumb right now
@ppidgin4 жыл бұрын
0:51 LMFAO
@kukumbagumba22645 жыл бұрын
Oh shit... can't find my kidney....
@beefsand4193 жыл бұрын
Bring back my back, where is it
@augustineshako15405 жыл бұрын
Introducing the Apple apple the cheapest apple made by Apple only 10 cents (per day for 24 months)
@kerayzey5 жыл бұрын
Gone through several of your videos. I subscribed.
@pokemonhero77205 жыл бұрын
I just finished breaking bad yesterday. I am seeing Aaron everywhere
@ImprovingAbility5 жыл бұрын
Your endorsements came late, just bought me 6 months of ExpressVPN
@gwvaio5 жыл бұрын
lol Harry’s got the off whites!
@djsnowpdx5 жыл бұрын
6:22 it could be more than that, couldn’t it? And maybe Apple Arcade could be less!
@olie4245 жыл бұрын
Apple when Steve Jobs was CEO: 😎😱 Apple when Tim Cook is CEO: 🤑😒🙄 In all seriousness Apple doesn't know how to market their products. Pro tip for businesses: If people are buying less products from you, you should work on them to make them better. Not more expensive. Now, I like Apple for the software. It has some problems but I still like iOS for some reasons that I don't know. Also, Steve Jobs' models were really good. My iPhone 5 lasted for 5 years. (After which all its components had rusted internally)
@mrk10754 жыл бұрын
Now I know what the + means.
@PetetheNorwegian5 жыл бұрын
You're on a roll, Sammy T!
@sushilparajuli0075 жыл бұрын
Best one
@DrequimaX5 жыл бұрын
chicken for the network!!
@rudranroy21095 жыл бұрын
Hey, the new airpods 2 just launched. And the launching is incomplete without you making a vid.
@itscharlessmith5 жыл бұрын
Funky Time!
@arnoldyuvanesh5 жыл бұрын
Epic! 5:09 😂😂😂
@Kashis_Corner5 жыл бұрын
The Oprah bit was hilarious, I'm black.
@techpi55054 жыл бұрын
I live it
@Morris29064 жыл бұрын
Why do more people not watch him
@GabrielTobing4 жыл бұрын
1:10 I didn't know the joke was that old XD
@theninjaassassin44685 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this was hilarious. Thanks as always, Sam
@youryandere40154 жыл бұрын
3:33 voicecrack
@SomeNot5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get a notification
@doggowithbigolears31805 жыл бұрын
6:04 😂😂
@doompod5 жыл бұрын
one of your best ones lately! 🤣🤣🤣
@6ix7505 жыл бұрын
*this video is not advertiser friendly*
@dgtronic4 жыл бұрын
Im watching this on a brand new iMac 21.5 inch and I couldn't stop laughing !!!!!! Brilliant video !!!!!
@panaoutsios19905 жыл бұрын
Ι have android and it's free from apks
@surajthakur4014 жыл бұрын
Same old things 🤣
@matets83975 жыл бұрын
apple tv plus costs 10 dollar per month you are lying
@mrk10755 жыл бұрын
@6:09
@audlin22873 жыл бұрын
8000k per month😂😂
@Podcastforthewin5 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy to see apple falling apart.
@Podcastforthewin5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Behrmann i didn’t mean financially. I meant like how wwe is falling apart. Losing touch with the customer