They Made A Spy Kids Ripoff With Jackie Chan...

[@MicrowaveSociety]

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[@janderson5492]

First

[@joshuaq7594]

Please just like the video

[@zakwilson731]

Guess I'm not subscribing then

[@iamtehbunneh]

I’ll be your spy step ladder

[@Olliewoods03]

make me

[@epikthread8494]

"Bob, this is Larry." No matter what they watch, they always end up watching Veggietales.

[@forge4119]

Veggietales: *We are inside you! You will never go away! Your pain won't end!*

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that lead you? Back to me."

[@mossb4816]

the nature of humanity is that every so often someone reinvents veggie tales

[@lupitaruiz7605]

12:09

[@NecoNGaming]

*v e g a n t a i l*

[@ribspice1238]

This was like a Bond film for kids who weren't allowed to watch Bond films.

[@fox5351]

True

[@beep_boop7337]

True

[@user-oi2ef1fc9o]

because Bond is no virgin

[@cybercynic7264]

Mom can we watch James bond 007? Mom: We have bond at home... *Bond at home*

[@slowpokerodriguez5081]

Bro when I activate you I get hella anxious

[@Ryotaiku]

Fun fact: That montage in the opening credits are all scenes from old Jackie Chan movies, and one of them was included in the trailers like it was an actual scene in the movie. That was the first time I ever felt like a movie betrayed me.

[@jordandrinkwater1345]

And what Jude said at 0:40 actually happened after a stunt gone wrong. "You ever just scrape all the skin off your hand" Clearly, Jude never watched Police Story.

[@richardperaza5083]

​@jordandrinkwater1345 I thought Jackie burned his skin not scraped it I mean it's still painful but not the same injury also I was about to be like that's not from Police Story that's The Tuxedo only to remember that scene with the pole

[@aliceramdom.s]

nice

[@isaacandluxo5463]

Jackie Chan would clap the Toymaker in a matter of seconds

[@ShibuNub3305]

But can he beat Larryboy?

[@solypsis3915]

@@ShibuNub3305 but can larryboy beat I’m a lucky fellow man? Or will the bean triumph

[@nyx-yc2jv]

Agreed

[@cypher838]

Can he defeat dark lord scaryman?

[@Anonymous-73]

@@cypher838 there’s nothing scary about him you could snap him in half

[@Jbarbs2100]

"Bob this is larry" This killed the me

[@blacksmithsforge]

No one out-Jacks the Chan...

[@lordofpickles69p48]

From your pfp I see you are a man of culture

[@ashleysamuels6699]

No one out Jackie's the chan

[@prij_]

Ah yes you watch Chadtronic too?

[@blacksmithsforge]

@@prij_ you frickin’ know it.

[@prij_]

@@blacksmithsforge you have now earned a sub. and my friendship

[@k0ncursus]

Did they go through that entire movie without figuring out that the "badly dressed" bad guy is Sportacus and that his Russian accent is bad probably because of his Icelandic accent?

[@thx4chrckingin]

OH MY GOD ITS SPORTACUS! WHAT IS THIS MOVIE!

[@k0ncursus]

@@thx4chrckingin it's The Spy Next Door 😁

[@kaylaneedham4719]

I never noticed until now

[@jackhamilton9604]

yeah, would it have really been hard for them to get a russian to play a russian or just have the villain be Icelandic?

[@aliceramdom.s]

ok

[@InsertStephenHere]

Wait, isn't this supposed to be animated? Oh wait, that's KIDS next door.

[@sketchbookonline2040]

Yeah, this is supposed to be a NSFW thing-Wait, that’s GIRL Next Door

[@aliceramdom.s]

kids next door ? oh god

[@MicahCallari]

they call it the spy next door because the spy is next door. they don't call it the spy that isn't next door because he is next door

[@Landen69420]

@Perry Sharp h

[@Gfreak250]

"My Parents are Virgins" - Jesus Christ of Nazareth, probably.

[@johndexterzarate6663]

....He had a brother named James.

[@landonpeckham7752]

Nah that's Brian

[@Gfreak250]

@@landonpeckham7752 Well, if it's not a personal question

[@landonpeckham7752]

@@Gfreak250 Ponty Mython

[@Gfreak250]

@@landonpeckham7752 I literally directly quoted The Life of Brian 😂

[@cohengiesbrecht]

Some of the best parts of these videos is how willing Josiah is just to break stuff

[@spacedoggo6591]

"Its not a time magazine, its a gun, *bang."*

[@latetotheparty7879]

“...it’s a gun, bang” can be added on to *a n y t h i n g*

[@spark9185]

@@latetotheparty7879 oh hey want this sandwich?...its a gun BANG!

[@frontfacingjoe9235]

Its a gun b(AD)ang.

[@glory.shared]

"These, are not clips.. these are mags.. you absolute buffoon." -Moistcr!tickal

[@thecreator3145]

​@latetotheparty7879 L, but it's not an L, it's a gun. *B A N G .*

[@T-Hyde]

Mr. Electricidad, Master Monkey, Tld Rown Ooad and Sportacus all starring in "The Secret Agent Who Resides In The House Adjoining Me."

[@Fueledbystardust]

Bob, this is Larry The writers knew what they were doing when they wrote that

[@aliceramdom.s]

no

[@youke373]

0:14 Actually, that was PERFECT. Also, that roughly translates to "Very funny and I like it"

[@itsjustastupiddumdum]

Thanks i was wondering what that ment

[@Bananacatboi]

No its “ Very fun and cute I loved it”

[@therealfreakbob8717]

@@Bananacatboi they said roughly for a reason

[@KLTTLO]

he prectioned encnato!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!111!1111!!!!!11!1

[@lazyliongames6660]

HE GUESSED DRAGON BALL AND CELL

[@al_x2138]

"Ooga booga I'm _P A T R I C K_ " - Josiah 2021

[@aliceramdom.s]

caddicarus

[@themeemman]

@@aliceramdom.s your comment translated is just caddis

[@DZMoops]

Implying this is a Spy Kids ripoff when it's actually a Vin Diesel The Pacifier ripoff

[@Ene-Chan]

Oh wow

[@DParkerNunya]

Actually true

[@kchgamer1788]

Which is in turn a Kindergarten Cop ripoff

[@burbber9919]

theres tons of "Action hero babysitter" from The Tooth Fairy to Mr. Nanny, Hollywood loves to see Action stars as babysitters

[@TerraHardcore]

can't wait for these guys to get 100k, they seem to be the good ones

[@John-merman]

they’re the holy trinity

[@Finkployd751]

They just watch movies

[@BMoney8600]

I can’t wait to see them hit 100k

[@TerraHardcore]

@@Finkployd751 they do.

[@N3al3r]

Add 1 more 0

[@sharifrowe7812]

Bob and Larry still haunt them even in a rip off sky kids movie

[@itsjustastupiddumdum]

Did u mean spy kids?

[@TheWildFroakie]

no he meant Sky high (yes)

[@aliceramdom.s]

yeah because veggietales is awful

[@minevance9461]

The part where Josiah destroyed a vinyl record made me physically hurt. take my like.

[@Mafia_Boss_Donut]

Seeing what he did to that record just landed me in the hospital

[@revinevan300]

The moment you realize Jackie Chan had more lines and personality in this stupid flick than in all three Kung-Fu Panda movies combined.

[@splursh2133]

mmm monke

[@triaquatics7905]

Hurts man

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Yeah he got wasted.

[@monsterislandtales5788]

He had a lot of personality in “Kung fu panda secret of the scrolls” tbh…

[@Blacksmith52]

lies

[@nicole_animate4555]

fun fact: the guy who was holding the piss bottle and did the splits down the stairs is the same person who played Sportacus from lazy town

[@foxymanaic5934]

Yep, the one, the only Magnus Scheving. Absolute legend!

[@Bacteriaboi29]

🎵Welcome to LazyTown!🎵

[@aliceramdom.s]

oh god. the blue one in that?

[@DatMex23]

Always wondered what would happen if Jackie Chan fought Sportacus

[@vinrock123]

Sportacus would just flip away

[@BugsyFoga]

Yet another film where a no nonsense adult has to watch over some wacky kids .

[@Ada318]

I see you on literally every channel i watch. That either speaks for your taste in youtube or mine

[@MemerManStan]

There's barely any spy stuff, it finishes it with them getting married, then end of movie.

[@professormadhattgaming583]

Fun fact: this is just Jackie Chan’s daily routine and they had a cameraman follow him all day.

[@TeaComfy]

Was Jude just casually browsing Google images of chicken sandwiches?

[@MicrowaveSociety]

I think I was ordering food or something

[@SHADOW_ROSE23421]

LOL

[@aliceramdom.s]

yes

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

If you wanted to replace Jackie Chan with Vin Diesel watch The Pacifier.

[@blitzatom]

As a dubstep connoisseur, that song during the boring section is called "The Drop" by Gammer.

[@garyman0970]

3:58 an ad came up and I before it starts all I hear is “it’s a gun” and then “there are more than a dozen ways to Increase your life expectancy”

[@mileidyclass]

I love how both me and Josiah's minds instantly went to "pee vile" when the guy showed the vile with a yellow liquid in it.

[@whatiftherewasanun]

zydrate comes in a little pee vial

[@starbright1707]

I saw this movie for one reason only: Magnus Scheving (aka SPORTACUS) as the bad guy!

[@vinrock123]

It’s so funny the he’s playing a Russian but he’s actually Icelandic

[@foxymanaic5934]

I agree with you COMPLETELY Star Bright. I only saw this because of Magnus because that man is literally my hero and idol. Plus, I also absolutely LOVE Sportacus too. Anything with Magnus Scheving = watch.

[@dahliaspumpski5837]

12:07 that’s because once you go to China, one can not simply leave China.

[@chancestevens9536]

14:33 my favorite tf2 spy weapon

[@muscle_museum1]

The chaotic neutral energy these dudes emit is hilarious

[@alimations5226]

13:01 Me listening to a fire playlist while doing mundane tasks

[@ItzShdw]

"what color do you want to wear red? blue?" "mommy are you color blind?"

[@kg7518]

To whomever dislikes this video you: you do not know what quality content is

[@ItsFelix112]

ikr

[@Landen69420]

This is obviously *HIGH QUALITY!!*

[@SeanORaigh]

I rented this and The Pacifier (the vin diesel film) at separate points of my childhood and my brain just completely merged what scant memories I had of them into one. I was very surprised when Jackie Chan didn't sing a dumb lullaby while navigating booby traps to get to some kind of secret vault.

[@eternalmiasma5586]

7:42 seeing that record get destroyed hurt my entire soul

[@eleonarcrimson858]

that style of taking his jacket off is just a sign of what an absolute chad he is.

[@libbicrouch7510]

The fact that the villain is sportacus is just perfection 😌🤌

[@kaylaneedham4719]

Did you notice in the chair scene he’s got on the Spartacus jacket

[@alyx5491]

Hear me out, hear me out, Bootleg veggietales.

[@vitali_8]

Fruit stories

[@graceskalniak4835]

Watch Dorbees.

[@creditsunknown7974]

SquashMyths

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@@creditsunknown7974 Fruitlegends

[@lennoxadams7645]

You have my attention

[@GeorgeHarold1]

Jackie Chan VS Sportacus: The Movie

[@7inx_vr642]

Literally thought the same

[@InsertStephenHere]

Me: *looks at title* Also me: WHO IS THEY?! WHAT DO THEY WANT?!

[@zultix3884]

12:56 This just made me think of "We need to stop the time keeper, before the time keeper stops time." LMAO

[@rilesatwork]

11:00 I haven't genuinely laughed harder at a bit than this one, this is amazing

[@Daragausthedragon]

The sky next door was such a fun movie as a kid, crazy to be reminded of this

[@hongxiuquan69]

3:27 Lemme try: _(ahem)_ # _Gonna take my boots, and put on some boots,_ # # _I'm gonna, _*_stomp_*_ til I give no hoots_ #

[@Antonio-fj5gs]

*Boots* - Jude

[@zachh-s3882]

‘beats that i make in fl studio’ *logic is open*

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Not Josiah using Ableton ☠️

[@Ceige2]

12:14 veggiee taless💀

[@Prince_Xingqiu]

Celereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Alt3R]

Damn I remember subbing to you guys around 18k, and you're already almost at 100k??? That wasn't even that long ago, that's crazy! Good on you guys 🤍🔥

[@Derpy_Bird427]

13:11 I hope that this becomes a terrible fanfic (my dog smacked me in the head while I was typing this in the premiere)

[@TheCornCob7178]

I love how Jackie Chan is the only person in this movie that knows what acting is

[@thecreator3145]

Actually, the guy who plays Sporticus is in this movie.

[@thisisdvd8094]

8:03 That's actually a radioshack armatron, it's basically a grabber arm controlled with levers (not visible in this shot). I've never seen it in this color scheme though.

[@Grace-fx7xn]

11:30 You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a purse. Don't steal a kid.

[@CoolGuyAnubis]

9:44 that sounds exactly like a tactical droid from Star Wars

[@shibathesamurai9893]

Roger roger

[@severalcakes3267]

10:37 Hang on, I know Chinese, I can translate; “Close your eyes, shut your mouth, dream a dream and get us out, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream…” 6:34 Oh, sick, Josiah found his label-maker!

[@DominikMaslyk]

This movie was a fever dream for me. Also I’ve never realized that the villain was played by the same actor as Sportacus

[@make.mine.movies]

12:37 Jude is hungry on DoorDash lol

[@soup5344]

The national weather service has issued a severe tornado warning for the counties of hampogger, AAAAAAAAAAAA, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

9:04 Fun fact: In 2011, I was a zombie cheerleader for halloween. I was 7.

[@RawReviews.]

Awesome

[@Skchwoko]

That’s great

[@Bacteriaboi29]

Reminds me of the zombies trilogy.

[@markcasadevall9509]

I remember seeing this film in theatres when I was little in london. The screen they played it on was about the size of a garage door. Looking back. That was a bad sign

[@blacksmithsforge]

I remember watching this, and thinking it was actually cool.

[@alienlemonex3389]

I liked this as well

[@mughill551]

Facts

[@ItsFelix112]

The stunts are cool, but the movie ain't

[@Derpy_Bird427]

I remember seeing a kung-fu knock off movie before the actual one and really liking it.

[@theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528]

Honestly, same

[@Ehh97]

Me: Hey nobody talks shit about Jackie Chan! *Microwave society uploads* Me: Just this once, I'll allow it.

[@MrBadAtThisYT]

Truely a non-gamer moment, can’t believe they’d steal from spy kids smh my head

[@thehunterator520]

You said my head twice, from smh my head, omg my god

[@MrBadAtThisYT]

@@thehunterator520 that’s the joke

[@thehunterator520]

@@MrBadAtThisYT and I also made a joke

[@MrBadAtThisYT]

@@thehunterator520 I’m acting oblivious for a joke so you fell for another one of my tricks

[@abygrant4524]

They call it The Spy Next Door because there's a spy next door. They don't call it Not a Spy Next Door because there's NOT not a spy next door

[@ellispedersen4192]

That was the strongest open of any video on this channel. I adore that you keep getting better with each video

[@InsertStephenHere]

if the kid in the movie was michael reeves, this movie would have an r-rating.

[@ilikecurry2345]

You ever just enter a scene, like "Good day, I am pig."

[@biddleeewho4181]

Josiah scraping that knife across that record hurt the deepest depths of my being.

[@wrknjob]

14:43 oml that was actually better than the movie, i thought somehow it was real 😂

[@Scariplier]

"all little girls in 2010 wanted to be a princess" Nah I was a pumpkin

[@_notquitehuman_]

5:17 HAS NO RIGHT TO BE AS FUNNY AS IT WAS-

[@RawReviews.]

mEoW

[@hughjanis6318]

6:30 That is literally a label maker...

[@justbex3927]

I was really confused about whether they where actually three separate people, or just on person recording this video at various stages of them cutting their hair

[@harumaronnet1709]

1:54 backround went pink

[@RawReviews.]

Good job noticing that dEtAiL

[@openheart820]

2:28 SILENCE the Ö R B has the microphone now

[@StephenDurnan]

*“Before time began, there was the Örb. We know not where it came from. Only that it has the mic”*

[@Prince_Xingqiu]

It didn't come from the Höle

[@Destroyah5000]

6:02 That sounds like one of those things Google autocompletes if you type "I hate it when".

[@silasdoin_stuff]

i love how the card at the top around 9:34 said " it's over here idiot "

[@louishumphreys5541]

11:52 "shut up"

[@BadKDSky]

10:11 It sounds like he still has the filter on. He sounds like the tactical droid from Star Wars that uses Twi'leks as living shields.

[@jackotherstar]

That kid really does act like young Michael Reeves.

[@lilbarbarian1032]

What kid

[@lilbarbarian1032]

Nvm

[@CyanSkyAnfall]

13:17 What’s really impressive about this bit is how long they can keep it going.

[@Prince_Xingqiu]

2:18 Bob stands for Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate

[@Bacteriaboi29]

*”I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE!”*

[@yourlocalplaguedoctor7023]

12:28 *we don't talk about Carson*

[@mattwhaley1865]

This episode was funnier than the last. Loved how y'all added Subtronics to not get copyright striked.

[@ghostarwarrior]

I’m astonished non of them made any sportacus joke here because if I was there I know I would have had so many

[@tripleswaggaroni1544]

11:42 he threw something at his keyboard and it disassembled into molecules

[@dagonkur]

13:08 True Harry Potter Plot

[@comedyclownsstudios]

My notes about y'all's moments in this video: 1:20, I didn't know Mr.Josiah had a super form of himself! 3:29, Mr.Jude...Make the official "I gonna take my boots to the uptown road" please. 7:19, If Mr.Josiah and Mr.Brien fuse together will they be known as the Toaster Noot? 8:20, Nah. Y'all did a fine job editing that. 10:00, *Headphones face activated* "Its show time"-Mr.Incredible 10:19, Thats were Americans get most of their oil from (I am also American) 10:30, So of all 3 of them fuse together then they will be known as the Chaoic Microwave? 10:46, CJ may please you get me "two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda." 11:40, wait doesn't Jude's son do that? 12:47, Shh. Save it for later 13:30, W H A T ? 15:05, psychic pokemons can trick you either? Wow...I thought astro man was the only one. 15:17, Mr.Brien...You may release your super form.

[@Some-AssemblyRequired]

I have the exact same label maker in 6:29. I like how you can see the little button on the side that cuts the label and when they show the buttons there's the fricking save button

[@cjtheracer0113]

0:27 C O G C O G C O G C O G C O G C O G

[@Antonio-fj5gs]

Those are gears Jude

[@suchanyasakhiranrat8932]

THX!

[@suchanyasakhiranrat8932]

Woah!!!!!!

[@suchanyasakhiranrat8932]

4!

[@suchanyasakhiranrat8932]

Gun!!??

[@commandercorl1544]

13:13 "More doors?" "That's the thing from Harry Potter, right?" "Yeah, yeah, that's the one where Shrek goes to." "Ooooh yeah, the one from Empire Strikes Back!" "Yeah exactly" "Dont disrespect the Star Trek universe like that." "You mean that thing that Proffesor X is a part of..?" "When Jackie Chan turned to the dark side and killed Spock with Dumbledore..I loved it." "But it got wierd when Patrick from Spongebob came on screen and went *"ooga booga boo I'm patrick"* "Best Disney Princess movie ever" "Part of the DC Cinematic Universe!"

[@blu_j_1977]

I can't believe my dad and I rented this from Blockbuster

[@zachmakesgames]

Holy shit, I remember seeing this movie in theaters when I was a kid. The only thing I remembered was accidentally spilling my popcorn on the ground.

[@kat_draws__]

*you guys make me so happy with these videos, the humor makes me giggle like a little kid again, im glad I found you guys out a long time ago, tysm :)*

[@RandumYTenjoyer05]

4:48 It’s even funnier than I imagined 😂😂