Midnight Screenings: "Jake and Irving's Saving Christmas"

[@ShadowAkatora]

Man I hate autumn when all the crosses shed their leaves all over my yard..

[@bailieboo6502]

Lol

[@andrewblanchard2398]

🔥 ✝

[@andrewblanchard2398]

🌳 🎄🌴

[@PoeticProse7]

So does that mean tornadoes that destroy trees are the devil destroying crosses? Is satan actually a demonic Tasmanian Devil? Find out in Kirk Cameron Solves Every Catastrophe Sent as Punishment From God to Destroy Pride Month. 😂

[@talynhastime9343]

Yes, let the anger consume you. The amount of bewilderment and rage over this film is one of the best (and funniest) things to come out of the Cinema Snob and his crew, if you don't mind me saying.

[@mrclinebricks4058]

+Talyn McFarlane I can barely watch this video because Jake is in it.

[@talynhastime9343]

Mr Cline Bricks Sucks for you.

[@Scsigs]

You DO realize why he's saying that, right?

[@talynhastime9343]

Scsigs Yeah, I do. And I don't care because I found Jake funny. Sucks what he did, but it doesn't make the laughs I got from his rants any less real.

[@Scsigs]

True.

[@sasquatchjukebox5809]

Alright, I want a shirt that says "Jesus Christ: the very first hippie"

[@ManOutofTime913]

Might as well get a Disco Jesus T-shirt while you're at it. :P

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

So, according to Kirk, every person who was ever crucified (from Roman-invaded England to Edo-period Japan) was acting as a Christmas ornament. I'm pretty sure I heard Charlie Manson say something to that effect during a parole hearing.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

rabid rabbitshruggers 😂

[@Cinemadman]

Out of the three reviews of ‘Saving Christmas’ that Midnight Screenings did, this HAS to be my most favourite and the one I’ll always come back to.

[@MsDjessa]

The best out of the three because of the rage. :'D

[@buzzingsigndiner397]

+MsDjessa I'm watching them like a three-act movie. Brad and Dave first to lay the foundation of the movie, then Brian and Sarah for the rambly bits, then this one is the climax with the most rage with Irving and Jake.

[@Gyrogia]

I've started wondering if Kirk's character was actually Satan, leading his family down a sinful, selfish path in the guise of celebrating Christmas like a bunch of materialistic shitmarks.

[@SabbyNeko]

...that's... actually kind of awesome.

[@Gyrogia]

Think about it: at the start, Christian White (ugh) was concerned that the money they were using on their extravagant Christmas celebration could be better used improving the lives of the impoverished and destitute. Kirk then changes his mind by throwing up a smokescreen of false faith, claiming that it is better to praise Jesus than work in his name. He provides backwards, insane logic to justify the use of pagan imagery in modern Christmas celebrations. He praises materialism by claiming that selfishness and consumerism are what the Christian god desires of his worshipers. And he does all of this and more while portraying himself as a devout and pious man who wants simply to renew the faith of his family. The greatest lie the devil ever told, man.

[@ManOutofTime913]

When you think about it that way, this is actually a work of genius.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

Gyrogia If this movie ended with Kirk Cameron standing and staring creepily (as he often does in this movie) and suddenly pulling the skin off of his face to reveal the devil, this movie would have made SO MUCH SENSE.

[@funnymann3645]

Its all lies anyway who really cares if you enjoy life.

[@WTFM]

the guy on the left is just dying of laughter

[@Scsigs]

So am I.

[@sarahpitt6566]

this entire video is beautiful. you guys saved Christmas by uploading it

[@benjamingreenwood7370]

You know how pissed off you have to be to get deeply philosophical? That's intense.

[@wolfpackvisual]

Even though this was uploaded in July, two years ago, this is still one of the best ways to kick off the season.

[@robotrix]

Ironic to listen to Jake talking about the Golden Rule.....

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

+robotrix Hey come on now, Jake has a very very strong moral code of ethics. For people who aren't Jake. :P

[@EpicWinNoob]

+robotrix What about it is ironic?

[@zopilote7]

+EpicWinNoob He's kind of of a massive douche, and a shit friend. There's a lot behind it.

[@SabbyNeko]

It's a shame things went the way they did. He's fucking hilarious.

[@The_gaming_archaeologist]

+Ryan Green that's a real shame...

[@hecklinjekyll3959]

OMG, "I WILL SAINT NICK YOUR ASS!" Amazing! :D

[@noahhecker6672]

I come to this one for the metaphysical and existential discussion

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Clearly St Nick is a Highlander and he killed another saint and got his powers.

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

😂

[@andrewblanchard2398]

" THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE "

[@randalgraves6979]

🤔 I think someone did that back in 1994 😐

[@andrewblanchard2398]

​@@randalgraves6979 👍👍

[@Davesknd]

Wait... Jesus wasn't hung of a tree, but JUDAS hung HIMSELF on a tree! Oh god, we got it all wrong! Judas did what he did so he could return the fruit of knowledge and Jesus just posed his glory away! Quick! Phone the Vatican!

[@bailieboo6502]

By God Holmes, you've cracked the case!

[@ManOutofTime913]

Oh, and I suppose Judas was also coincidentally a descendant of Adam? Whadya say about that one, Kirk?

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

So Judas was the first Christmas ornament? Awesome.

[@The7e7e7e7]

This review got deep quick... You know, why isn't this review the Christmas movie? It is two people in a car after all.

[@IgnatiusThorogood]

That was actually a legitimately apt description of the black guy in the movie.

[@JBrodo]

This was Jake and Irving gold. Wow :-D

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

21:02 Well I certainly wasn't expecting that joke.

[@h0lly_blue]

I love how Irving's just laughing his ass off during Jake's rant

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

"ON MY FRONT LAWN !!!"

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Which one? He had about five of them.

[@countD8852]

I had forgotten that I was watching this video the other day. I load it up and the very first thing that comes out of my speakers is, "What the Hell's a neegris?!" Fucking classy man xD

[@MusicalSeizureGuy]

It also implies that you should covet items in a way. If it says to buy stuff and accept gifts then it implies that you should get the best gift and if someone has a better gift it should be yours. I believe that is a sin, I wouldn't know for sure as I don't give a fuck about sin. This was just a thought I had while watching you guys. It may not be directly mentioned but it sounds like they want you to covet your neighbors goods if they have a bigger tree, ham or present. Keep rocking the reviews, they are great!

[@falloutghoul1]

It's called Envy.

[@PoeticProse7]

If I'm being completely honest, this 'movie' was the full end of my attachment to Christianity as a practitioner. I had already concluded a lot of what I was taught was wrong (in so very many ways) but seeing people in the small town in Georgia where I used to live proclaim this was what the country needed ended any desire to practice any organized religion ever again. Kirk Cameron is in a cult and he's mixing up the Kool Aid, I mean, hot chocolate.

[@doowopsoprano9867]

The black dude in the movie was like Kevin Hart's jealous cousin who never made it 😂

[@jackrose4130]

I loled so hard watching this review

[@Scsigs]

What was Kirk Cameron on with that connecting of Adam & Jesus? I want some.

[@ManOutofTime913]

In the Judaic context, Jesus is technically of the Bloodline of Adam, through his son, Seth, and since he remained chaste his entire life, he is technically "The Last Adam". Still doesn't forgive the "tree = cross" bullshit, but I'll admit the connection isn't totally unfounded.

[@Scsigs]

We agree he was definitely on something though, right?

[@ManOutofTime913]

Scsigs Oh yeah, Kirk was high as hell when he shot this. I refuse to believe this was written. It's just too nonsensical.

[@Scsigs]

Yep.

[@dracocrusher]

You know what? I have a theory that Kirk Cameron is secretly a towel... follow me? He's a sentient towel that tries to pass as a human. And whenever he needs to gain public attention to stay relevant, he gets really fucking high and uses his 'getting high' powers to write his next film before someone else cuts out the 8 pages of the script where he just rants about how much he wants some Doritos to make the thing at least somewhat passable.

[@leyvainprose]

I jumped to 9:00 minutes and joined in the lol!

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

When Kirk said "Every single time you picture a tree, think of a cross".. I think Kirk is secretly a KKK member.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

it's not a secret

[@BlastAction]

I'm surprised neither of them said "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

[@KylerSnowBro]

Greatest.. movie....... ever.

[@KevinThePilgrim]

Well, Kirk Cameron isn't a catholic. But damn, I loved their Pope part of the rant, being a not practicing catholic it made laugh so hard. Too bad Jake is gone, he had very funny moments.

[@GermanLeftist]

+Kevin H. Pilgrim He shouldn't have slept with Brad's girlfriend than.

[@KevinThePilgrim]

Mario Quade I agree. What a shitty thing to do to a friend.

[@GuruSUPERmaster]

+Mario Quade What?! When was that???

[@zigzakz]

Wow, Jake seems really pissed off...

[@seanscanlan7211]

They don't call him Angry Jake for nothing

[@moomoopuppy5810]

So-crates. There is a another Bill and Ted's movie where they are now dads...

[@andrewblanchard2398]

this is the FUNNIEST & MOST EDUCATIONAL of the 3 reviews of this movie

[@robotrix]

By the way......Judas hung from a tree. What connection does that have, Kirk? There's no coincidences, right?

[@artistwithouttalent]

robotrix He was just trying to get that piece of knowledge Apple back on the tree. Obviously.

[@Lawlaliet]

You know what's funny? There is a horror movie about St.Nick returning to a small town as this evil spirit who punishes everyone.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@Bub the Zombie I think the OP was referencing Santa's Slay

[@andrewblanchard2398]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 🎅 " WHO'S NEXT ? "

[@bshpev]

idea for a patreon tier (highest sub amount): the Irving reel (We all know it exists, Brad).

[@evaschwarz5343]

Jesus died so you can get presents.

[@Arthaslepeureux]

Amen! -Kirk Cameron

[@arthas_1173]

+Eva Schwarz When your thinking hard enough, this movie become a Masterpiece of hilariousity.

[@Greendalewitch]

@@arthas_1173 Im 3 years too late, but I just want to say that its title "The Room of Christmas movies" is well deserved.

[@korinahojilla7921]

I love these two reviewing movies together. Both so offensive it's funny.

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Korina Hojilla Sorry to break this to you, but Jake was kicked off team snob for having an affair with Brad's girlfriend. He's also a huge asshole and racist (Watch the midnight screening on The Purge: Anarchy and count how many times he says he hates other white people).

[@korinahojilla7921]

Awe seriously.... That sucks. I didn't know he did that to Brad. Thanks for letting me know.

[@RavenPryde]

1Kenny30 That explains the vague reference to "that asshole" I saw in a recent video when they talked about the period of time where the camera was handheld.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

@@ThatOneGuy0006 BRAD'S then girlfriend had multiple boyfriends because she wanted an open relationship and men to buy her stuff I would've thanked JAKE from saving BRAD from a MAURY POVICH " YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER " moment

[@andrewblanchard2398]

5/1/2022 👍👍

[@jimmymelendez1836]

Dude, have you even notice that you've been embarrassing yourself without even noticing it? You've been everywhere in the flippin comments. Geez Louise!

[@andrewblanchard2398]

@@jimmymelendez1836 👍👍 can give the KZbin ALGORITHM more information to count as comments so the video doesn't get removed

[@firelight09]

Who wants Kirk to save Halloween now?

[@randalgraves6979]

Well he’s copying Jim Varney, so.... i may go see Kirk Scared Stupid, as long as there’s a MIAK reference 🤔

[@SonicRyan1992]

Nah, if we're going apples to apples we'd need an Irish celebrity to save Halloween and promote it's pagan roots

[@mikelee8937]

This energy is greatly missing in the current incarnation lol

[@timman98]

It's funny how their opinion on this movie is the exact opposite of Brad and Dave's opinion.

[@kamekadvance]

Watching this again after today's Snob episode.

[@RollingStone501]

With the line about how christmas trees are crosses. . .what does that make a forest fire?

[@ryangreen2460]

+Stoned Gremlin Productions I know you don't wish to have any contact with Jake anymore but I was just wondering...What is he doing now? You don't have to answer if don't want to, I was just curious.

[@Scsigs]

Jesus, bro. That's a level of being pissed off at a person you don't see every day.

[@taylorscott9292]

Ironic hearing jake talking about disrespecting someone IN THEIR OWN HOUSE

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Just saying, the whole "something can't come from nothing" is contested. I don't understand quantum mechanics, but apparently particles pop in and out of existence all the time. Just claiming that we have no idea where stuff comes from and therefore god, is analogous to the ancient times when people blamed things like the tides on gods

[@BlastAction]

Kirk Cameron *is* the biggest ham on the planet!

[@andrewblanchard2398]

🔥 🎄

[@jackrose4130]

"Applauds at the end"

[@Megramia288]

7 deadly sins are from Dantes' inferno and a philosopher, not from any actual religious text. I just figured to point that little thing out. sorry.

[@ManOutofTime913]

To be fair, I think greed was one of Belial's seduction methods as defined by Second Temple Period works along with fornication.

[@Avnirvana1]

Meghan Dunning It’s actually a philosophy from a saint before Dante’s Inferno came out, but, you’re close

[@blaa6]

Truth be told, if I lived in Springfield, I'd love to try out for the not asshole Jake opening in Midnight Screenings. I'm pretty cynical and loud.

[@Judgebirb]

kirk cameron's illuminati confirmed

[@DDSILLUMINATIONS]

This was entertainig, guy on the right seems like a young Louie C.K

[@Valdagast]

Jake really doesn't understand Christianity. He's talking Works theology all the way. No major Christian denomination agrees with him.

[@randalgraves6979]

34:31 so i can watch it, cause it’s free on IMDb tv 😐

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

My theory, as I understand the Big Bang Theory, is that speck was an anomaly, a black hole that was so dense that time stopped and had no other place to go but backwards, creating an explosion. Black holes are caused by collapsing dying stars that cave in on themselves, creating a singularity; everything in nothing. Around a black hole, because of the intense gravity, time moves at a faster rate (look it up, it's true. I'm simplifying) as opposed to say, here, on Earth. If a singularity were to grow so large as to encompass all things into one nothing, one teeny tiny nothing, time would move so fast as to stop completely and go in reverse. My theory is the singularity started as a totally different universe that eventually died and became the speck, only to be recycled and reborn when the speck got to dense. The laws of physics don't always apply to places where everything is contained in nothing. This is my theory, but I'm no physicist. I just think in pictures.

[@MorrisseyMuse]

An interesting theory and the 'big bang was a black hole' is an actual theory. The only thing I'll say is you can't go back in time as current physics won't allow it (Arrow of Time and all that lol) Perhaps a massive black hole created the universe in the form of a mass ejection of matter that does happen with black holes? we may never know sadly for sure.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

09:00 😂

[@AdamRamblesAboutStuff]

Hey, what ever happened to Jake?

[@Animalfriend777]

Adam Scully Long story. The short version is that he was fired due to a long list of personal problems and conflicts, the worst of which was Brad's girlfriend cheating on him with Jake

[@geekcritique181]

Austin Arminio Really?

[@CrashGordon94]

+Geek Critique Yeah, it was all out on the Channel Awesome forums. Brad wasn't happy that it got out, but confirmed it once it did.

[@GermanLeftist]

I've heard she even wanted a shared relationship with both of them.

[@CrashGordon94]

Mario Quade Yeah, it came out on the CA forums as well.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

09:00 to 10:03 😂

[@andrewblanchard2398]

08:15

[@tekhiun]

Btw jake , asking "who put the speck there" is a loaded question, you should t hink more as "how it got there".

[@andrewblanchard2398]

🔥 ✝

[@JustinCoasters]

Has Jake Read the Bible? Isn't one of the Rules; Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery?

[@seanscanlan7211]

Dude. Let it go. That was 6 and a half years ago.

[@jimmymelendez1836]

@@seanscanlan7211 Shut up! Who asked you?

[@seanscanlan7211]

@@jimmymelendez1836 Nobody Mr. "Just now replying to a comment from over a year ago" Even Brad once stated that no longer bothers him!

[@andrewblanchard2398]

in MOTHER RUSSIA CHRISTMAS SAVES YOU 🎅 🎄 🎁

[@jackkatz8604]

Can someone please tell me how Jake is not white? Seriously, I don't get it!

[@ghostofabulletproducciones5748]

He may be influenced by the fact that he grew up in a very poor black neighborhood in a very violent home

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

A religion or ideology based on materialism inevitably only encourages the worse in humans.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

JUDAS HUNG HIMSELF from a tree 🌲 after throwing away his 30 PIECES of SILVER ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪

[@popecorkyxxiv2363]

Odd little point. Jesus wouldn't actually have been nailed to a cross of wood, not if the Romans killed him. The practice of using a cross didn't come into practice until around 200CE having been adapted from far eastern practices. Prior to that the common method of Roman crucifixion was to nail people to a vertical shaft or impale their hands on a lance and hang them from that.

[@carriekube7357]

I'm the 666th person to like this video.

[@dragoncatoverload]

Honestly if you’re cynical about everything you might want to get yourself checked for depression. You might not have depression but if you are that generally negative about things, you might.

[@rafaelmarkos4489]

Guys, please stop spouting stuff about the Big Bang without understanding it. It's frustrating when people discuss theories they've only heard half of. Apart from that, great rant.

[@PhoenixValkyrie]

BUT EVE STOLE THE FUCKING APPLE NOT ADAM WHAT THE FUCK.

[@SabbyNeko]

I never understand this whole 'Religion sucks, but Christianity at least has a good message'. It doesn't. The things that are 'good' about it are such a small part of it, and they're all twisted up in this incomprehensible mess of Bronze Age morality and anecdotes. The only reason people think Christianity is about a cool dude teaching us to get along is those are the only values and lessons that have survived the test of time. Good people throughout the generations have gradually discarded 99% of Christianity and just keep the most basic of human lessons it had to offer, minus whatever nonfunctional context they may have had in the past. We're social animals. We evolved in tribes. It's ingrained in us to get along with fellow humans. If you really think these things are taught in the Bible, go and read it. You won't find a whole lot of good, functional moral lessons. Christianity is not a bunch of moral lessons told in a strange way that is misinterpreted for personal gain and power. It's just not. Apologies for rant, I just see so many Atheists and progressive Christians say this. It's a cognitive dissonance I just can't get my head around.

[@ManOutofTime913]

Depends on the Christians, really. All but the most fanatical pick and choose the parts of the Bible that work for them and just kind of ignore the rest. Except for what everybody ignores. That's what the Apocrypha is for! So, it really just depends on who is preaching. I'm from a double-Christian family of half Catholics and half Protestants and on both sides, when they're not blasting homosexuals, they are genuinely some of the nicest people I've ever met.

[@SabbyNeko]

***** You kind of just demonstrated my point while ignoring most of mine.

[@SpaceElf]

These two really don't know very much about the history of world religions, or their development, or the mechanics that drive their continued existence.

[@SabbyNeko]

The two people talking about Christmas in their cars, or the two people dissecting this movie in their cars?

[@korinahojilla7921]

Coños

[@jakeherter]

Wow this devolved fast; please don't pontificate about essentially astrophysics, quantum mechanics, and thermodynamics if you have no idea what you are talking about. I can't waste my time explaining how bad the things you say at about 28:00 min are, but trust me you have dropped significantly in my perception of what you understand about the world around you. Just one I guess, science does not say all things came from a speck; look up modern cosmological models of eternal universes that explain space-time inflation and prediction of the multiverse, as a layperson read Stephen Hawkings book "The Grand Design", it is a way to explain this clearly to a layperson, look up lectures on superstring theory (M-theory) for more in depth knowledge, and lastly go to college for physics and in about 10 years you will understand as well as is possible to do. Matter cannot be created or destroyed science says, there you are referring to the first law of thermodynamics, and that is only applicable to our universe, it says nothing about the properties of what brought our universe into being.

[@MonklynMaine]

This is an improved comedy movie review video, save it for somewhere the comment might reach the right audience.

[@FineMiamiArt]

its actually a great movie... i seen a similar review, where they both bash the movie. theyre also sitting in a car.. during this video u call jesus a mother******

[@modelmajorpita]

+jaime santamaria Um, yeah - Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit are all the same being, right? Mary was impregnated by the holy spirit, which means Jesus fucked his mom. Plus Mary was about 13 at the time, so God is a pedophile as well as a motherfucker.

[@NoExitLoveNow]

The review started well, but degenerated, drifted all over the place, and went too long..

[@Tom_TheDutchguy]

God I miss Jake