Midnight Screenings - The Smurfs

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[@OttoTorrens]

"I didn't see the movie so I didn't know it was going to be bad " My Head hurts from smiling XD

[@nomduclavier]

YOU ARE THE DEVIL

[@OttoTorrens]

B H/ If ya gotta go, go with a smile.

[@TheOneTrueIgnus]

Brad's dull "wow" after they tell him the funniest joke in the movie is where it really seems to hit him that "I am a monster..."

[@rozz6398]

Jillian saying "You are the devil!" Best part!

[@oblivious8868]

"Jake, don't eat the camera!" "Dude, it looks like a chocolate bar!" That exchange always gets me. :)

[@bernardstephenwarchal2351]

I was in class and my teacher put on smurfs 2 because it was the only thing everyone could agree on besides me. I literally felt my brain cells dying.

[@vandelayofficial492]

Do you need someone to talk to? that helps with trauma sometimes.

[@buzzytrombone4353]

I saw the first one for my tenth birthday cause it was the only movie I wanted to see cause it looked cool to me at the time and I saw the second one with my mom cause we had nothing to do on a Sunday night in 2013. Watching the first one again in 2016 was probably the worst experience of my life knowing how bad the writing was, and to this day I regularly have nightmares of watching the second in the cinema and trying to escape but the voices of those characters are surrounding the fucking hallway.

[@Tareltonlives]

Reminds me of high school: I had to endure the Patriot, Troy, Pearl Harbor AND Shark Tale

[@epicgamerhank9509]

I’ve experienced something similar to that in 5th grade, but the movie was even worse. It was Ed.

[@epicgamerhank9509]

@John Collins Watch the Cinema Snob review on this channel and then you’ll know.

[@rustyshackleford6633]

Maaaaaan these were the golden years.

[@jjstarA113]

8:08 - "There was piss." "Blue?" Cracks my shit up every time!

[@MDetector5]

Regardless of how one feels about Jake, this review is a classic :D

[@jackrose4130]

I guarantee that this movie Pissed off alot of parents and adults who grew up watching The Smurfs. You can tell that the people who made this movie had really no respect for the source material which is sad because if this movie was made by people who watched the cartoon as kids this movie would be alot better and not a pointless cash grab

[@UniversalLizard]

Evil takes many forms

[@Oscar95451]

I will admit that as 2000s kid, i only seen some episodes of Smurfs, i grew up more on Winx Club

[@aflockofseacowsesquire]

This video makes me so happy

[@Headbanger142]

I eagerly await the return of the Smurfs 2 review....

[@onamor9918]

THEY PUT "SMURFHOLM SYNDROME" IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE!!! THAT GOT GREENLIT!!!

[@sillygrl23]

+Liam Romano Oh my god, that is my favorite Midnight Screening out of all of them!

[@jonnavdpas]

+Headbanger142 Yes! Please, Brad. Pleeeaaase!

[@sillygrl23]

"Smurfadeplhia" XD

[@daemonredfield3211]

+Headbanger142 Bump. Smurfs 2 review was epic.

[@randomiser2267]

The Holy Grail Of Midnight Screenings.

[@reddragon0624]

The Smurfs can cause PTSD.

[@Oscar95451]

I had a PTSD of that pee scene

[@talynhastime9343]

Brad's level of schadenfreude is high as hell.

[@MDetector5]

This one is an absolute classic :)

[@kadejito1]

3:57 for the most epic "all the time" of all time. This is destined to become a meme someday.

[@onamor9918]

"I was always pissed that when she was evil, she's brunette, but then they turn her good and pretty and then she's blonde! What the fuck is up with that?" And then Jillian died her hair blonde a few years later...

[@taylord5381]

Liam Romano jilIian was never evil

[@Amanda-kd1zr]

Ok?

[@Eolsvik98]

I think the best line of the movie, which isn't saying much, is when NPH says "So do you get named at birth or do they wait until you show a certain trait or what?" That's never answered, but its a good fucking point. And if you know that a Smurf is going to be something potentially quite dangerous, like Clumsy Smurf, from birth or a few weeks after birth, why the fuck wouldnt they just kill it right away?

[@Tareltonlives]

+Ethan Olsvik Best line in the movie? "I find it annoying!"

[@yvette4948]

+Ethan Olsvik Because they're pro-life? *shrugs*

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Best scene in the movie to me was when Gargamel was getting tased cause of how unfunny it was, he sounded like Professor Fink was getting a massive blowjob from Selma. They could've done so many things with it, and they just went the unfunny route

[@andrewblanchard2398]

ok yeah I mean if a SMURF is named ☢️NUCLEAR SMURF☢️ they should send him to GARGAMEL

[@firstnext5482]

I find the thought of Smurf Eugenics to be deeply disturbing. Thank you.

[@user-zf3fc9tn5k]

#GreatestReviewEver.

[@Timic83tc]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SMURFS 2 REVIEW I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER

[@daemonredfield3211]

Do you have a link to it by any chance? On the site the embred appears to be missing.

[@emokidTV]

a midnight screenings classic.

[@FNGLHR]

Watching anything with Jake, knowing what happened, just feels awkward.

[@jjstarA113]

R.I.P. Clumsy Smurf (voiced by Anton Yelchin)

[@JoeChillton]

I miss this dynamic.

[@ClassicLuigiFan]

Long have I waited for this day! I CAN WATCH THIS AGAIN!

[@mudo6633]

I think they liked it

[@PoliciesOfArt]

Smurf this movie!

[@Oscar95451]

You mean Caillou this Movie?

[@mikigirl18]

I remember going to this movie just to see how bad of a train wreck it really was.

[@DamjanPlamenac]

This video helps my grandma with her Glaucoma.

[@KillerZeli]

We smurfed up badly.

[@SeekerSean]

Brad, don't you dare give them the idea to touch David the Gnome...lol

[@Launchpad05]

That's been my mission for the last two decades.

[@johnenigma8506]

And those were simpler times....

[@andrewblanchard2398]

14:26 JAKE DON'T EAT THE CAMERA 📱 DUDE IT LOOKS LIKE A CHOCOLATE BAR 🍫

[@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved]

4:56 Orgy of the Blue Moon Harvest

[@NotQuiteSteele]

"Is it a CGI cat?" "Yes." 'Yeah." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@420Slaterson]

I remember from the Smurfs 2 review, one of you guys said that movie had "the worst child actor ever" in it. That's the kid from Room, which has some amazing child acting.

[@BuddhaBot]

+420Slaterson Eh

[@420Slaterson]

+BuddhaBot Say what you will about the movie itself, but that kid had a very mature understand of stuff he most kids couldn't possibly know about.

[@BuddhaBot]

420Slaterson Oh, no, I liked the movie. I just wouldn't say the kid's acting was AMAZING. I got his character and liked him for the most part, just thought his line delivery was kinda a little too screechy for my tastes.

[@420Slaterson]

Jack Rose Reviews & Plays I haven't found it. It was uploaded to blip.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

EDIT UPDATE MONDAY JUNE 7th 2021 2:57am NYS USA time I've watched this video for the 157th time IT'S STILL FUNNY MONDAY AUGUST 19th 2019 2:18am NEW YORK STATE USA TIME THIS IS MY 151st time watching this video since JANUARY 2018 IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY TIME I WATCH IT

[@SteinVidarAndersen]

28:24 "Ew, smurf droppings... They taste DELICIOUS!" 8D XD

[@Genin99]

Drink when you hear Smurf said on the show is an actual drinking game.

[@andrewblanchard2537]

12:13 where is that JAKE 90 minute video

[@GaladinToru]

...Smurfs come to New York, Godzilla comes to New York, Mario and Luigi come to New York, TMNT come to New York, an animated fairy princess comes to New York either New York is the place to be or movie makers need to stop being so darn repetitive and go some where else. Not too mention why do we have to have all these dimension crossing or time traveling stories to the present day? Oh right PRODUCT PLACEMENT. My bad. That stuff didn't exist in once upon a time. I would have wanted to see a potentially interesting origin story or fairy tale story in general with the main characters living their lives in their own world kind of, sort of, maybe just maybe based on the source material. I guess I was wrong for thinking outside the box of following the same path of many movies before (good or bad). What the Smurf was I thinking?!

[@TheAirBear2000]

To be fair to TMNT, they were always based in NY.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I'm with you on this. According to TV and movie producers, the US consists only of New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles. Maybe Miami if you need different beach scenes.

[@C_hoffmanni]

oooh

[@JoeChillton]

Smurfs 2 please Brad.

[@TheZipperDragon]

1:50 Oh the list I have for 4 months.

[@swootymedia6398]

9:03-9:08 This film was funded by the National Smurfialist Party ... I'm so, so sorry.

[@jackrose4130]

No need for apologies, that joke was funny

[@swootymedia6398]

Jack Rose Yeah, but if Jake were still on the show, he probably would've tracked me down and, like, pulled out my lungs and beat me to death with them for that pun.

[@jonasking9587]

Kenny Chesney??? I think he is suffering enough, buddy.

[@mikigirl18]

I actually liked David the Gnome when I was a kid... I HOPE there's no movie ever made about it.

[@Moredread25]

In the Dark Side of the Moon Transformers review Brad predicted Brian would compare movies he hates to Priest.

[@IgnatiusThorogood]

One year from now, I will have been watching two grown men vent their anger over having to watch possibly the shittiest children's movie ever made and laughing my ass off for ten years.

[@Mouse_Lyne]

What an informative video! I wonder what they thought about Smurfs 2!

[@yoh37]

What’s with the 2:38 cut?

[@andrewblanchard2537]

JAKE is FUNNY as HELL

[@jedidarrick]

Best Smurfs Review Ever!

[@VOGoshinki]

Any chance's you'll upload the smurfs 2 midnight screening? I remember i being hilarious, but it wont play on your site anymore.

[@dayssuper54]

where is Jake now a days? does he have social media

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

Last I heard he was a part time meat boy somewhere.

[@davidreese3624]

You broke him, its all your fault! He's in a trauma hospital whispering "Goofie Toofie pick up your pants!" to himself in a straightjacket.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Stoned Gremlin Productions What's a meat boy?

[@Kmd-lq6gd]

I'll "smurf" you sound really more like a threat to me...

[@TankCop]

If you love this one go see their Smrufs 2 and Grown ups 2 video reactions its So fucking funny too ^_^

[@Keopro]

+TankCop And the start of The Internship review too! Jake burning the ticket.

[@Tareltonlives]

Jake's agony is delicious

[@Oscar95451]

Wait until his reaction to Caillou

[@randalgraves6979]

There’s not gonna be a worse movie in the next 10 years. 👀 Smurfs 2 🤨 am i joke?

[@daemonredfield3211]

Anyone have a link to the Smurfs 2 review? I hear there are copies of it on obscure sites or something.

[@randomiser2267]

17:49 Oh he didn’t even know the half of it.

[@dodongop]

Where's the smurfs 2 video?

[@jamierabinowitz7102]

I remember watching this film and not liking it and also not understanding it at all

[@TheGentlemanBlackbeard]

I thought the guy in the hat was Irving

[@jimmymelendez1836]

Thank the Lord I did not see The Smurfs. My sister and my niece went to see the movie, I didn't. I knew it was gonna be trash. They took a well known cartoon show that was based on the comics from another country. There was an animated feature that came out in the late 70's if I remember correctly. Great googaly moogaly, they've made a trash heap out of something us grown people remember from our childhood.🤦

[@fortblocks]

Why do they call Irving Brian?

[@carthanne9037]

A Troll His name is Brian Irving. So when other Brian got involved they just called him Irving cause that shit was easier.

[@fortblocks]

Alright.

[@CrystalJupiter]

I really want the Smurfs 2 review to be re-posted lol

[@panzerwolf494]

childhood destroyed, eh

[@leannewho664]

You think the movie's use of 'smurf' is bad? In the original comics, they say 'smurf' more than once in every fucking sentence. "We must smurf that smurfing smurf before it smurfs up again!"

[@Oscar95451]

You know Winx Club?

[@leannewho664]

@@Oscar95451 I had no idea people still watched these old cinema snob reviews or why I thought this was comment worthy but no I kinda actually don’t know winx club

[@Oscar95451]

@@leannewho664 What do you think of the use of word "smurf"?

[@leannewho664]

@@Oscar95451 Honestly in the intervening years I have somehow lost all opinion on smurfs however it is a good fantasy word. Rolls off the tongue in a weird way. Not many things sound like a smurf.

[@el-kiote]

26:29

[@Capta1nAsh]

Any news on a Smurfs 2 upload?

[@kamy2425]

Your friend on the right, sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty XD

[@amovieguy14]

Whatever happen to Jake? I miss him.

[@petewadesays12]

+AMOVIEGUY14 He boned Brad's girlfriend Rhiannon. And when Rhiannon proposed a open relationship between her, Brad, and Jake- he dropped both of them I really feel bad for the guy though, even when it's a scumfuck- they were very best friends so that hurts SO much more I'd imagine

[@Webshooters1]

+Pete Wade Proof?

[@petewadesays12]

google it

[@upperkacevideo]

+Pete Wade what a smurfhole

[@kacklemackle1660]

+AMOVIEGUY14 What's Jake's last name.

[@andrewblanchard2537]

BRAD JONES why did you lose touch with JAKE if he was wearing BLACK SUNGLASSES and a WWF AX and SMASH DEMOLITION vest he would be a 95% copy of a USMC MARINE friend of mine just add 25 pounds of muscle

[@Tareltonlives]

Ah, 2015: a year of terrible, terrible movies, and these boys saw the absolute worst

[@patnewbie2177]

This was from 2011, the video was just uploaded in 2015

[@FrankFloresRGVZGM]

So you'll kick him out of your website but still profit off of his videos. Nice deal.

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

+Frank Flores Wait what? What happened?

[@CaptainCanoe]

+Jenifer Joseph long story short jake was hooking up with a girl brad was seeing behind his back, he would even borrow brads car to go hook up, brad found out about it when he asked her to move in with him and she said that she wanted to continue seeing both in a communial relationship where she wanted multiple partners and fathers

[@tmawd20]

It's not www.angryjake.com. Jake also did not film the video. He merely appeared in it. Brad pays everyone for their time, and he runs the site. He owns any footage of Jake in the Screenings videos that he had already consented to be in.

[@Keopro]

+Jenifer Joseph Where did you find this information? I never found a reason until I saw this comment.

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Keopro They made a thing about it. Look up Jake Norvell leaving

[@andrewblanchard2398]

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