They Mocked Police Until This Happened

[@snarkmark]

_Shall I call my lawyer and sue you?!_ Sure, where's your phone at?

[@stevenmoore3480]

😂

[@ANDRESLUJAN-h6s]

Yes!!! CALL YOUR LAWYER RIGHT NOW!!! No you can't use MY phone...😂😅

[@samboo373]

😂😂😂

[@QueenMuva]

😂😂😂😂

[@annamariavalatka636]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@plutothe9th361]

I cant imagine being a cop and having to touch all these sweaty, stinky weirdos.

[@jackiemarini3203]

🤢

[@viasevenvai]

they usually glove up.

[@The_other_Jen]

They seriously look like they haven’t showered themselves or their clothes in two weeks.

[@JillStrand]

I couldn't be an ob/gyn for the same reason.

[@dercioferreira6169]

Ughh right!

[@howdidienduphere]

You know you've hit rock bottom when you're rolling around a parking lot with your sister/girlfriend.

[@Letha-Mae]

😂😂😂

[@PosranaRegistrace]

Meth told him to do so...

[@draz1556]

yup

[@robertkay9871]

A Fancy Car Lot....😅

[@JenAngel21]

To be fair he probably just went up there with her to find her phone.

[@JohnKoenig-db8lk]

This is why incest is illegal.

[@jeanprice2514]

EEWWWWW!!! LMMFAO And Im so glad it is!!

[@Steve_burns99]

They not brother and sister they are brother and sister in law she’s married to his brother so it’s not

[@christeeters6718]

then stop touching your niece you creep

[@sandrasmith2912]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gtc4692]

@@Steve_burns99he’s referring to their parents. 😂

[@mplslawnguy3389]

Saw the thumbnail and immediately knew they would be rational, balanced, and easy to talk to.

[@Ruth-x7b]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabriellashimone6546]

I agree. Clearly, they're sober, upstanding members of society. I have _no_ idea why the police reacted the way they did.

[@berkeleycreager3601]

​@@gabriellashimone6546 they were harassing them when she was just tryna find her phone dude smh 😤

[@becky3982]

Cat-lady shirt and shirtless man... let the fun begin!

[@brazendesigns]

The finest examples of deplorables

[@averteddisasterbarely2339]

She tried to run away but then she realized it was similar to exercising, and she wasn't having any part of that nonsense !

[@myravandyke2531]

😂😂😂. I snorted when I read your answer. 😂😂😂😂

[@WildRice1101]

😂😂😂

[@browneyes-jm]

😂

[@patrickstotler1201]

It's from all them snack cakes paid for thru welfare and ssi

[@nfr333]

if she had laid on her side, she could have rolled away faster.

[@djhi-flo]

Phone had enough of her bs and split.

[@artisticanna5275]

😭

[@mr.abrams9885]

The phone is in protective custody

[@ttm1093]

And her stench

[@T-Ball-o]

Probably on the liquor store counter

[@ariadneschild8460]

😂😂

[@Ky0ht33]

Officer: “what’s your name dude?” Male Suspect: “You should know.” Officer: “It’s chuck, isn’t it?” Chuck: “How’d you know?!” 😂😂😂

[@arlenecoggins-john3795]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Artididitagain1]

I'm glad you posted about this, I found it Hilarious also

[@chelsearox8110]

@Ky0ht33 as soon as I read your comment, this part came on bwahahahahha

[@MrEricanthony]

The amount of time it took to get them in the car, and to the station...

[@alexchatovop4305]

😂😂 that was the greatest cop/suspect interaction I've ever seen 😂😂

[@Stephanie-ln7rc]

"I have all kinds of disabilities, I have anxiety, I'm on meds", I'm thinking adding a boat load of booze to all that is probably not a good idea.

[@anonymousone2843]

Don't forget that she doesn't even know if she is "a pregnant"😂

[@Stephanie-ln7rc]

@@anonymousone2843 The funny thing there is her husband is locked up, so how would she be pregnant?

[@arlanstrong1424]

​@@Stephanie-ln7rcShe said she SO desperately wanted her phone to call her "Fiance". 😂

[@hexabossbossman5731]

Her mother completely failed her by drinking alcohol and thus giving this specimen the FAS. She needs to be locked up in a psychiatric hospital and see what IQ points can be salvaged before she's let out again as clearly she got fuck all in terms of help when young.

[@oceancat0450]

Probably getting free money for be “disabled” and fat. Fat is not a disability.

[@cattinkerbell4946]

Methew and Methanie at it again.

[@CrowsAreMurder]

METHANY BUTANE-CRACKHOUSE AND HER COMMON LAW HUSBAND METHANIEL H PIPER

[@mikefreeland2924]

@@cattinkerbell4946 😂🤣@ “Methew and Methanie”🤣🤣

[@sallysson]

Hilarious.

[@christyhall2913]

😂😂

[@wheatonline1]

😂😂😂

[@Kennarose]

Imagine the happiness they bring people every time they exit a room.

[@veilbreak5867]

Yea those people who light up the room when they leave😅

[@vanLT]

that's why they are outside

[@Kennarose]

@@chuckxu5910 ok?

[@stevetyrell8721]

1 of those comments you see on almost every video like this.

[@Kennarose]

@@stevetyrell8721 cry about it

[@Pasta-Tony]

In case you missed it.....she's trying to find her phone.

[@AnnGay-s1v]

😂😂😂😂

[@hebneh]

And they’re stalking her.

[@bencross3759]

did she lose her phone? i must have missed that part.

[@FionaBorgiaVandenheuvelGoode]

….. and that’s NOT ILLEGAL!!

[@maritzafernandez5218]

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏❤️

[@FishingwithRod]

"Are you my sista?" *holds wedding ring up* What the Alabama is going on here?

[@jmac463]

Sorry, Alabama doesn’t claim those two idiots.

[@pandasexshaanix3163]

Good old Bible friendly relations.

[@lisavermiglio]

😆😅🤣😂

[@kerosene7489]

I was thinking Kentucky but hey!😊

[@jkephart4624]

😂😂😂

[@danis4054]

“Are you my sister” Drunkie holds up her wedding ring 😂😂😂

[@squidious1662]

lmao

[@AaronOBryan60]

Love the “Drunkie” line…lol

[@steamdespair9189]

🤣

[@airhead151v151]

Intro riff to sweet home Alabama starts.

[@ttm1093]

Well that would explain a lot.

[@jonathonsolum5995]

"I have anxiety" to them means "I can get away with anything". Man, I have wicked anxiety and when it happens the last thing I want to do is start an argument and get worked up.

[@Capnvesves]

I literally vomit if my anxiety gets out of control. I have no idea why anyone even uses that line, everybody has anxiety just some others really have difficulty with it. I was diagnosed with extreme anxiety and depression disorder with panic attacks. I don’t like confrontation…especially if that confrontation has red and blue lights blinking at me 😅

[@ryanr.3925]

Or pretend to have an asthma attack

[@saladnander3690]

FR OMG like my anxiety just makes me quiet and uncomfortable not combative

[@Capnvesves]

@@ryanr.3925 or I can’t breath while breathing 😂

[@mermaidmama7880]

She doesn't have anxiety. She has, "I need more excuses to explain my genetic flaws."

[@PseudoSavant13]

She has NEVER been a victim of stalking... Guaranteed!!

[@babetttaylor1468]

😂😂 absolutely true

[@papafrank7094]

How bad are the pair of you when you are being stalked by your brother? And then you wear his ring. Heh, it's probably just an o-ring from his beat up, rust addled Camaro.

[@MollyRead-w3q]

But restraining orders are a whole other thing!!!

[@Gottagogottafly]

Omg no you didn't 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉Happy New Year🎉

[@PseudoSavant13]

@@Gottagogottafly 🤣🤣🤣 Happy New Year !!!

[@thelast49]

The scariest thing is these kind of people are breeding.

[@ToothNroost]

With each other 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Starkiller_1911]

Idiocracy type family lol

[@Starkiller_1911]

@@ToothNroost😂😂😂😂😂

[@rhondah1587]

J.D. Vance says that every female MUST breed or they aren't good enough to be counted as worthy people.

[@thebrownshroom3488]

I think this everyday…

[@cdubs2697]

Ma’am, Meth is not a disability

[@msgagaismylife]

😂

[@marilynmanord1790]

Is it meth or alcohol?

[@lambdalambdalambdaa]

She's definitely not on meth. It's ridiculous how people ignorantly think of you're uneducated and white you're on meth. You'll never see an obese meth head. And meth heads wouldn't be walking around drunk. U guarantee you've never even seen a meth head

[@debimeldrum]

ROFLMAO

[@user-bs2zk1cy4k]

​@@marilynmanord1790yes...

[@meechie8993]

Oh God please don’t be pregnant

[@glitter_fart]

forreal

[@trueblue7779]

😂😂😂😂

[@TamarindLane]

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[@RexMagnum]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@krippkeeper]

Her husband is locked up, but she doesn't know if she's pregnant....

[@abrooks8154]

I really appreciate how you produce your content. You skip the irrelevant parts, provide accurate subtitles when needed, and sprinkle in humorous commentary and memes. Very enjoyable. Keep up the good work 👍

[@b1232r]

I share your sentiment and normally would leave it at a thumbs up - but I wanted to add that I also appreciate the clean quick outro. Perfect.

[@jasminelindros8923]

75 IQ meets 80 proof.

[@RitaRiley-w4d]

Jasmine, you are awesome!!!

[@llGo0Bll]

75? That’s at least double the real number and that’s them both combined.

[@DroneStrike1776]

75 is way too much.

[@rumple7551]

Her kid is locked up, she's been evicted, she's out screaming and balling pissed as a rat she seems to enjoy putting herself under extreme pressure, so her name being diamond is comically quite apt

[@doilysimpkin6972]

That 👍

[@d.man.2174]

03:42 "We have a female running in black shirt and sweatpants" Carefully handcuffs the male. -RUNS- *Walks over to catch the female 100 feet away. 🤣

[@joshcarter-com]

“Running” was perhaps an overstatement in this case. “Waddling” would have been more appropriate. 😂

[@GwynneWalkerTrujillo]

😂😂😂

[@09ChargerRT]

Lmao

[@Doofenshmirtz___97]

​@@joshcarter-comdanggg😂😂😂i love a commenter like you man, you guys are making me forget about my struggles for a while.

[@ShannonT78]

They knew she wouldn’t get very far before she either ran out of breath or forgot why she was even running 😂

[@Ed_Stuckey]

_I was tryin to go _*_home,_*_ dude._ _Well, you're doing a bad job of it._ 😅🤣😂

[@cs1458]

Good!

[@shady4evaggunit]

No he really was but the cop made him stick around.. Cops said if u leave ur arrested and he had to stay and answer questions.. He actually had every right now to talk to the cops..

[@nylarcvoice4871]

“Can you pull up my pants? I like to wear them baggy” ….making a fashion statement while getting arrested. Priorities. Priorities.

[@KarenDozer]

Those "pants " belong to a 12 year old.

[@dbx1233]

Her name is Diamond, like Diamond in the rough. Extremely in the rough.

[@PeonSanders911]

This comment should have thousands of likes...... Well played!!!

[@keymaster8176]

Rolling coal

[@sandwichman100]

im pretty sure its not the valuable type of diamond maybe plastic

[@infin8ee]

So rough she's still in the ground. Definitely unmined!

[@abbiereynolds8016]

​@@sandwichman100 Cubic zirconia😅

[@BrKody]

Chuck looks like the type of guy the sell reptiles out of his garage. As he dates his sister-in-law with his brother in jail.

[@markdagostino9325]

hahahahahaha winner!!!!

[@Cam_88]

😂

[@boscodooley8561]

He can get you a good deal on a bearded Dragon.

[@almaconnor9171]

LMAO!!

[@AprilLowry-c5w]

😅😅😅😅

[@ludwiglanestudios]

Oh my God we all have to pray really hard to God that this lady is not pregnant and will never be pregnant in the future.

[@musicalme27]

*pray*

[@josmclove4426]

She's definitely not a "lady""

[@davemccage7918]

People like her make me question my pro-life stance. 😑

[@peachespavalko1980]

I’m soooooo on board with that sentiment! 😬 🤞

[@dominickwimbush5891]

@@davemccage7918 exactly. i hope she doesnt get preggo. wish her mom didnt

[@JediPhoenix1976]

Serious, SERIOUS respect to the officer who transported Chuck. Guy had a job to do but made sure to keep the situation calm and collected.

[@everyusernameistakenomfg]

I was about to comment the same. Respect for him pulling the for back open and telling him he didn't mean to shut it in his face

[@Moon-pb3sp]

Drunk & Drunker

[@annamariavalatka636]

😂😂😂 yes

[@valeriekehrt7566]

💯😵‍💫🍻🥃

[@Ze_Moose]

"Are you my sister?" 😂

[@boilermaker1337]

Dumb and dumber.

[@slegan7966]

Drunk & Drunker! Dumb & Dumber! Etc

[@jaykirizz219]

7:46 "Whats your name?" "Whats my name? You should know!" "Its Chuck, isnt it?" "How do you know? 😡😠💢" 😆🤣

[@MegN127]

😂😂😂😂 👏👏 That part!

[@-Tixz-]

Gold 😂

[@Looke555]

“I don’t know if I’m pregnant” Just lovely

[@cdes1776]

Correction: "I don't know if I'm *a* pregnant". So much to say....

[@peterhollings309]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@annamariavalatka636]

Oh my

[@valeriekehrt7566]

We can only hope NOT. 😳

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Some body might have got the wrong fat fold.

[@---by7cz]

Saw the thumbnail and came here for the comments, they did not disappoint.

[@eliasgermer8762]

"Is he your brother or your boyfriend". Her name is Diamond dude, it's probably both.

[@peterhollings309]

Keep it in the family.

[@ChicaPaquito]

The answer is YES.

[@alexmccart2566]

I had a coworker named Jaimond.

[@Harold_Callahan]

They should have named her COAL.

[@HoodRichSWERVE]

@@Harold_Callahanlmfao for real tho

[@xDenomic]

"running" was generous in regards to what she was doing

[@nguvideos2868]

I was really hoping he would say"don't worry, she won't get far"

[@basecoatblockhead]

if Walmart was people.

[@castorkat4868]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@AngelTalkstoofast]

bwahahahahahaa!

[@UrbanHiker317]

😂🤣🤣💀

[@danieltracey652]

😂😂😂

[@ekbanks]

Lmaooooo

[@drewt2790]

Dammit!!! Her trying to run was going to be the highlight of this video. What a missed opportunity.

[@ElOhEl1001]

“I have a long list of disabilities” 🤣🤣🤣 hmm, you don’t say? 🧐

[@T-Ball-o]

Being dumb is chief among them

[@ScarletAdhesive]

Ugly is a disability.

[@Vile_Entity_3545]

Mainly inside the cranium.

[@KeepinItReal1313]

she has a rare disease where only 1% of her brain is used as opposed to the 10% that the normal human runs on.

[@bereabeard]

Several are between the ears.

[@ariadneschild8460]

My life doesn't seem so disappointing now that I've watched this lol.

[@keymaster8176]

I watch daily to help myself feel better. 😂😂

[@julianaFinn]

Yeah, perspective, right? I'm living the dream in comparison, and I'm not called Diamond married to my "brother" 😂😂😂

[@elizabethmcbride222]

😂😂😂😂

[@alciao3441]

Hahaha

[@ariadneschild8460]

@@julianaFinn I wonder if she found her phone? 😄

[@ronaldoswald1942]

Her name is Diamond? she's a 'gem' alright.

[@masterqueef1172]

Her sisters names are Tammylynnesue and Cherry, so she got the better end of that deal.

[@sf8638]

More like cubic zirconia

[@peterhollings309]

Rough diamond.

[@paulsaulpaul]

Like the sweet tea. Diabetes in a gallon jug.

[@kathylivedinthe80s14]

More like cubic zirconia lol

[@YourRentsDueMF]

Honestly I cannot get over how PATIENT these coppers are. Jesus. I’d’ve lost my shit. They never yell, they’re not rude, they repeat themselves about 87 times… and here I am yelling and shouting at those two mofos from Canada because their conduct sucks 😬🫠

[@gingerleamcwow435]

Oh, she's definitely sleeping with both brothers 😂

[@mplslawnguy3389]

Yucky 🤢

[@RXbee2]

And FULL of disabilities. That much is clearly obvious. These two should be in assisted LIVING NEVER near alcohol-- they're not right in the head, even they're sober.

[@useridgaf-p6b]

Now I will have nightmares

[@annamariavalatka636]

Gross

[@metallicafan416]

Yep and their dad 😮😂

[@amandaschroeder9659]

"This is my sister...arent you married to my brother?!!" cue those banjos

[@stevenmoore3480]

the ballad of foetal alcohol syndrome

[@StASiA70]

😂😂😂😂

[@juliecrane9647]

​That was the 1st R rated movie I ever saw at the theater. I was not mature enuf either at 17. I'm 68 now and I never watched it again. 😮

[@pieface8032]

Redneck Rumble 🪕🎶🤘🏻

[@dukerrr]

never heard of in laws?

[@jobidrumkenobi]

When fetal alcohol syndrome reaches adulthood.

[@DianaBozarth-ut6lj]

It could be fetal alcohol is a very sad disease I adopted three children with it.

[@marz_nightmare]

@@DianaBozarth-ut6lj my brothers have it too

[@DianaBozarth-ut6lj]

@@marz_nightmare Permanent damage very sad.

[@carlamarlene2927]

Ouch

[@stephens1726]

You’re probably right

[@staceywamsteker5918]

I love it when people say, "no, hold on" when the police have had enough and finally arrests them. It's like they think they hold all the power and can keep the police at bay with mumbo jumbo instead of just following basic instructions. And then after all that defiance they finally get arrested, and so many people respond with, "no, no, hold on"

[@catgarza4947]

It's sickening all these people using the excuse "I have anxiety."

[@jaytee2642]

Yeah, it's the "go-to" excuse these days. Hands off, I'm fragile.

[@SalixNigra2]

Call her lawyer? Legal Aid doesn’t answer after office hours. 😂

[@heatherduclos8910]

😂

[@theroxygirl731]

Correct! And I don't think you can call your current court appointed counsel for your latest meth and child neglect charges "your lawyer". 😂😂😂

[@tiendaphillips8738]

😂😂😂

[@lqueso2]

and you'll need a phone

[@psychedforlife7176]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quadgod8111]

the cop who transported the guy should be the standard for police amazing professionalism and de-escalation skills

[@mortalclown3812]

100%. Respect.

[@Religious_man]

Bull$hit, he accepted flattery.

[@lambdalambdalambdaa]

I agree. A lot of police officers become callous to criminals and think of them as nobody. This officer treats people how he would want to be treated. I wish police officers would be honest about things that aren't relative.

[@jamega4000]

​@@Religious_manflattery or just mutual respect?

[@Religious_man]

@@jamega4000 Flattery, as in, "flat thinking."

[@sentientai9266]

I was actually impressed with the dude. He got feisty in the beginning but after that he was calm and respectful. Girl has issues, but he was just drunk and a bit rowdy.

[@karrobba]

I'm not complaining about my life anymore...

[@specag31]

Are you being compassionate for the cops or the citizens or both?

[@rayimd]

@@specag31 Laughed at the first commend nd then harder at this

[@anthonyslazas6413]

😃😃

[@karrobba]

@@specag31lol, now that you mention it.. both

[@Maya_Pinion]

Might be preggo,doesn't know as a human but Where's My Phone 🤳 where's my phone?! 🤳 Wuaaaaah. ALCOHOL is an addictive drug. PEOPLE forget that,socially acceptable,easy to get etc. 😕

[@KathyStrickland-nh9vx]

Two brain cells fighting for third place.

[@JohnSmith-ew8db]

Lol

[@Bearmac69]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@arkangel0940]

Wow hahahahha 😂

[@ASpectacular3777]

😂😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS!!!!

[@derp8575]

@ChrisWellDone1 Braincell one shot braincell two and then sadly took its own life.

[@samueljhagrid]

this is one of the most fantastic officers i’ve seen. clearly knows how to de-escalate things with people like chuck. he has the patience and communication skills of a preschool teacher

[@janiceolson2981]

For humanity's sake lets hope shes not pregnant!

[@Khalrua]

When she said she had a long list of disabilities I lost my shit 😂. Why would someone wear that kind of…victimhood(?)…as a badge of pride.

[@antilican]

Stupidity.

[@FrancisKinsleyJr]

Look at all the content creators that use their disability as autistic to create revenue. It's like "Hey, I'm a high functioning adult who wants your attention by telling you about my disability. " send cash.

[@Glum1964]

That’s so spot on. Remember the DWI stop from about 6 months ago, where the girl was rattling off disabilities about why she couldn’t pass the sobriety tests? 😂😂 she was offended every time the trooper spoke to her, because either he was too loud (PTSD), or misgendered her (non-binary), and several more diagnoses? This chick might top that one!! 😂😂

[@JeanneKlohr]

Agreed, as I commented above, truly disabled people are threatened by this behavior!

[@rkgaustin]

Societal contagion.

[@lambdalambdalambdaa]

The backup officer is the best. He even felt bad when he shut the door when Chuck was still talking. It's nice seeing an older officer still do his job and enjoy it while even showing respect to the drunkest of idiots. Most cops only do it when it benefits them but he seems to do it because he knows how he would want to be treated

[@RedRose-lb3xf]

Very kind cop & respectful

[@tanyahoggatt2644]

They don’t want disrespect, but will give copious amounts of it

[@brianvent3043]

Hmmm democrat?

[@CuriousMess61]

@@brianvent3043 What an immature and ignorant thing to say.

[@marilynmanord1790]

You couldn’t have said that any better and I for one agree with you completely. It’s actually sad that people are walking around talking and acting like this.

[@Tbird761]

Gorlax the Destroyer is apparently moonlighting as a lawyer now

[@katyelder.5]

Alcoholism is no laughing matter, but I will admit that we can be hilarious ( sober 26 years)

[@thirtynine3955]

On those rare occasions when i imbibe too much, i find myself hysterically funny! Now, I'm not sure other people do but i think i am...😂

[@myravandyke2531]

Awesome. Congrats

[@marypasco2213]

❤

[@iap-ug3oy]

Well done..Good luck to you…and very best wishes from Cheshire England,,,

[@BonnieMiedema]

Congratulations on your 26 years.. I have 12 years so far...

[@JillStrand]

Please don't drink if you're on anti anxiety medication! Doesn't mix well as observed! 😮

[@Tread1775]

Appears to be low IQ mixed with alcohol @ 2 in the morning. 🤷

[@daminox]

Same goes for anti-depressants. They do not mix well. Belieeeeeeve me.

[@JillStrand]

@@daminox no doubt!!! 🙃😪

[@saladnander3690]

Often you can drink but you need to watch yourself and not overdo it. Depends on the meds though

[@hypsyzygy506]

Her anxiety makes her lie on the ground, for some reason. Or no reason.

[@crazyliclay]

She tried to run?? That's the most exercise she's ever had...

[@thefrogking481]

I was thinking "running" isn't something this one has done in decades.

[@bakerteacher2905]

No mirrors in the home...a crime! being drunk, half naked and not being able to keep your pants up...felony. BEST part of the video..."My name is diamond."

[@deaconthomas7930]

"I have anxiety! Im on medication" Me too but you dont see me breaking down in public and screaming at cops

[@SunShinyDaysPlease]

Same!

[@xenabobena4779]

Hey officers take your time, because she’s not running very far!

[@MOLOCHTHEGREATER]

My very thought😂

[@jackiemarini3203]

Nope she is not 😂😂😂

[@antilican]

And it's certainly not because of her fake disabilities!

[@realtoken]

😂😂

[@msmee0079]

😂😂😂 I thought the same lol

[@joewoolley8691]

Damn! The husband / brother who is in jail actually has an easier life than being out of jail with these two 😂

[@ariadneschild8460]

😅

[@mplslawnguy3389]

That guy is probably worse than these two.

[@LemonDudeTheProtogen]

"What is your name?" "You should know." "It's Chuck, isn't it?" "How do you know?" okay what.

[@ricktaylor14001]

1:30 - Hey, credit to the owner of the used car lot… that’s a CLEAN and good looking lot man! So many crappy looking used car dealers out there, but this guy has clean cars, clean asphalt, new flags on the poles, clean building and good lighting; 35 years in the biz and seeing many bad ones, I have to give credit where it is due!! One piece of advice, maybe get the dealer name painted on that big white wall!? 🤠👍🏼☮️

[@plutothe9th361]

"I can't find my phone!" Hmm, did you eat it, or possibly smoke it?

[@T-Ball-o]

Pretty sure she injected it

[@dercioferreira6169]

Lmfao!

[@stevenmoore3480]

devilishly witty old chap

[@theluchakabuto5206]

Auntie smoked da phone 💀

[@AkiNoTsuki]

it's probably locked up, too

[@79vwjason]

I can smell the old sweat and cigarettes through my phone.

[@TheRealdal]

I guarantee they smell like booze and BO worse

[@elizabethgeorge168]

At least you have your phone. Poor Diamond is still trying to find hers 🤣🤣

[@tomreid5002]

@@elizabethgeorge168 Hahahahaha

[@skiippys]

I can smell the sweat stuck in the rolls on her fats self

[@drdoolittle5505]

I have 'smell vision' on my tablet. I can actually smell them. It's bad. She stinks worse than him. Rated 8.7 on the stinkometer.

[@alicat1564]

People are their own worst enemies

[@howardoller443]

Dude has more tattoos than working brain cells.

[@dennyjay4252]

That’s includes her 2 brain cells !

[@Fickets]

Common tattoo enthusiast trait

[@KatieSpielman]

Yep, his tooth to tattoo ratio is high.

[@bennyh4950]

But he can't pay his rent.

[@captaincapitalism264]

@@bennyh4950 Yeah. Make it make sense.

[@MichaeleJohnston]

GOD BLESS YOU POLICE OFFICERS! Thank you for your service! 🙏👮🏽‍♂️❤️

[@williamslay9473]

Poor officers working with this trash!!

[@DebraReno-gf2jf]

Amen to that. What they have to deal with. The disrespect is sad

[@blankherb9600]

"I have a long list of disabilities, except getting sh*tfaced. I can do that just fine."

[@MrWhitelightning73]

Chuck is a real fire ball 😂

[@brando4221]

Democrat

[@KingfishStevens-di9ji]

Your tax dollars at work. Sorry seniors, this is how your money got spent.

[@snowbunny7135]

🪦⚰️💐 😅🤣😭😂😭😅😂😅😭🤣😂✨✨✨

[@alanmorgan8647]

"Are you brother and sister?" *Flashes her wedding ring* !!

[@crosmas]

I knew they moved the MENSA meeting to that car lot!

[@plutothe9th361]

Next week's meeting is at the Methadone clinic.

[@steveshampine9047]

Niccceeee

[@georginablackwell7122]

😂😂

[@stevenmoore3480]

LOLZIES

[@ScarletAdhesive]

Did you know that mensa in Spanish means dumb ass?

[@genieie]

What's your name? You should know. It's chuck isn't it? How do you know 😮 Peak comedy

[@JoyStratton-ov2id]

That's a good belly laugh

[@X-marks-the-spot]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@psychedforlife7176]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@youngnuk88]

😂😅

[@efg1311]

I thought it was Lloyd Christmas Jr. I swear,I though this was a trailer for the new Dumb and Dumber movie

[@sf8638]

Why didn’t he just call her from his phone and her phone would ring if it was around them

[@peterhollings309]

Does it even exist?

[@jada2675]

Woah, that’s some high powered thinking there. 😂😂 Logic isn’t their long suit.

[@CanadaAndrea]

At least two brain cells are required for that. These two are in a deficit of those.

[@GeeEee75]

That's sober-person logic. They're operating under drunk logic, which is not at all the same thing. 😂

[@joannaclarke3576]

That takes brains and a thought process. Might be too much for this pair.

[@LissetteStdenis]

The joy and happiness these two bring to their families and friends is amazing! Such a pillars of the community!!

[@kristenjustkristen9462]

5:21 Anyone else see the face in the pavement (not the drunk guys haha) Its really cool.

[@jomaw0875]

The spirit behind the scene.

[@joshcarter-com]

That is REALLY weird. I missed it the first time; thanks for the time reference.

[@kristenjustkristen9462]

@@joshcarter-com Np! I took a second look and was like woah! Super cool.

[@ariesvibes1049]

Stg, I was looking for this comment! I saw it, too! I thought it was the edible 😅😅😅😅😅

[@ericadgaf]

I just paused this before I seen your comment. That’s crazy. 😂

[@D-Tenebros]

I also have clinical anxiety, along with well-managed PTSD, but unlike our subject, I'm somehow able to avoid acting like a complete turd. Using psych discrepancies like a shield is just indicative of a lack of accountability.

[@thefrogking481]

Funny how every simp claims PTSD.....Its called life.

[@Shadow-zc9hd]

Where you serve ?

[@D-Tenebros]

@@thefrogking481 - agreed. I haven't had an issue with it myself in a *long* time; pretty much a thing of the distant past at this point.

[@D-Tenebros]

@@Shadow-zc9hd - Kilo co. 3/1 89-93, 11th meusoc for desert storm... ages and ages ago

[@landism27]

@@thefrogking481I’m glad you were never locked in a cellar and raped as a child or worked in a level one trauma center. However, it is definitely overused as an excuse for some who can’t take responsibility for their actions

[@thorild69]

I love how they immediately want to fight the cops. You know, instead of asking the guys with really bright flashlights to help look for the phone.

[@suryadas6987]

Her name is "Diamond"....that makes things so much clearer and taking medication for "anxiety" does *not* exempt you from being arrested. 🙄

[@stevenbeck]

“I hug my cats so I don’t punch people in the throat” *Well*

[@IamTheOnlySteve]

That’s called being an adult

[@StaceySlaughter]

Poor fucking cat.

[@kims7287]

"I don't even know if I'm a pregnant, my man is locked up" 🧐 in the context of the cats that doesn't sound good at all lmao

[@erikcrouch7881]

​@@kims7287She's pregnant alright, with an entire fucking Golden Corral 😆

[@truthhurts2879]

Funnily enough, but Judging a book by it's cover, for myself at least, continues to prove incredibly accurate in the top 96 percentile lol.

[@michelleguzman77]

They police didn't even care when she attempted to "run away" b/c they knew she wouldn't get far. Lmao! 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@georgeromey4971]

Walking around a used car lot methed up looking for an imaginary phone. No hope here.

[@thefrogking481]

That was straight up Old Milwaukee here, nit meth.

[@Biomass1]

"Are you my sister"? "Are you married to my brother"? OK, gross.

[@josephiroth89]

I love the cuts to memes in your videos. You don’t overdo it, they’re short, and they happen seldom enough that the surprise when they come up makes it more humorous.

[@Bessie-uu1wz]

@@josephiroth89 aattttttaataaaaaaaatt5ttt5trrr6

[@Brianfailedgot2keepontruckin]

"i have anxiety and couldnt find my phone so I laid down in the middle of the road. Then you come up stalking me!" Man. These cops are really crossing the line. She was just lying in the road because she couldn't find her phone and has anxiety. Jeez 😂

[@cathyboyd5545]

Unbelievable, Isn't it?

[@Brianfailedgot2keepontruckin]

@@cathyboyd5545 unfortunately, not really. People who behave like this are more and more common because no one cares anymore. Back in the day if you were caught acting like this EVERYONE in town would find out. It would affect the business you did with people. Wether or not you were welcome at church. Even how people viewed your family. To be quite honest I think it was a better system than the one we have now despite all its flaws. Everyone being told they can live however they want and who cares what anyone else thinks is how you get people like this.

[@daverice2426]

Well, when you put it like THAT...

[@cathyboyd5545]

@Brianfailedgot2keepontruckin Very well said and I agree with you. 💕💕

[@redrose41000]

Does everyone know she’s trying to find her phone? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[@blueamenaa749]

😂😂😂

[@heathergaal7179]

How comr they only have anxiety when the cuffs come out? They are never nervous or ptsd when they are getting in cops faces😂😂😂

[@stevenmoore3480]

3 stage: 1)When they get cuffed 2)they calm further when put in the car 3)at the jail they shut the hell up. By the end they've stopped the pathetic charade of pretending to have any control whatsoever over events.

[@kopph8tr693]

Tired of everyone claiming a disability.. that said it never helps with the COPS.. The COPS pulled up, aggressively, with no crime & busted another face .. fake claims of resisting too..

[@jasonmcculley1980]

It's not anxiety. It's an allergic reaction to accountability and consequences

[@sks220]

incarceritis

[@zayzay4405]

Victim mentality.

[@cathycoff5845]

So tired of the "I have anxiety" line. It is like they use it as an excuse for bad behavior and think they can act any way they want. These two have a long miserable life ahead.

[@stevewalker2028]

It's the white trash version of "I can't breath"

[@squidious1662]

Dumb people and alcohol don't mix well.

[@jonahzablow2132]

They can't afford to spare any brain cells.

[@cindyjohnson3366]

Yes it does it gives you something to laugh at 😂😂😂😂👍

[@johannahunt6546]

Amen!

[@ashleyking940]

Legends say she is still looking for her phone..

[@blueamenaa749]

🤣

[@Mimzie-Arizona]

Can't these videos be played on a billboard I'm their neighborhood?

[@brianm4178]

Thats coming soon with the new social score system... careful what you wish for

[@martinbaxter2616]

👏👏👏👏

[@WalldoTheWInner]

Sounds like a good idea to me​@@brianm4178

[@georginablackwell7122]

They would still think they were in the right ! I would put money on it.

[@stevenmoore3480]

HAHAHA like it, good thinking Batman.

[@escapedgoat5865]

"U should know my name! How do u know my name!?"

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Which is it then ?

[@escapedgoat5865]

@roadking99jokerst60 are u asking me maybe I need to put quotations

[@lisamarie5948]

He should've said 'one American female with disabilities waddling away'

[@Shorty_Lickens]

I dont care what Hollywood wants us to believe, I have never once seen a shirtless guy with chest tattoos who was cool. They're always psychos or assholes in real life.

[@AB-nk5wv]

These drunk idiots used every dumb argument on the bingo card. My favorite is the lawyer line. No one has a lawyer on retainer 😂

[@PartyOf8Please]

Well, no one in their class does, anyway

[@SunShinyDaysPlease]

Wrong. A savvy business person, landlord, and many others DO IN FACT have a lawyer on retainer. 🤡 I have one also. But just because my kiddo is a lawyer. You put it in writing and pay the retainer fee. For me, it was $1, haha. But I've no need thus far to need a criminal defense attorney, and I can't imagine I ever will.

[@RitaRiley-w4d]

Actually, I know a guy that has a lawyer on retainer😂

[@ML-mf9uf]

“My lawyer…..my lawyer….” All criminals have their own lawyers…..but they can not even afford to buy one hamburger. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Julie-sz2zv]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Marschand]

Good one😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JamesCousins-nt5nq]

She has bought a ton of nutrition in her time.

[@PunkB1tch13]

In most cases "my lawyer" actually means "a public defender"

[@maryjones2222]

She can definitely afford 🍔 and alcohol...just not necessities or birth control 🙄

[@steve9326]

dudes trying to make a fashion statement "can you pull my pants down? I like them baggy.."

[@cdes1776]

Geez, no one wants to see *that*

[@calebshade4991]

lmaoo that was the highlight of the vid for me

[@barbarasmith2130]

That one was the ripper

[@tinaleanne8230]

And this is why you do not marry your cousin.

[@JohnFox-v7g]

Walmart customers without the Walmart Lmao

[@lisadudley2005]

😂😂😂

[@CowMoobaby]

YES😂😂😂😂

[@lambdalambdalambdaa]

I don't understand why people try to equate Walmart customers with low class imbeciles. EVERYBODY shops at WALMART! Almost every American has shopped at Walmart! Especially today with so many businesses closing. I'm guessing you think Target is for only the upper class?! Lol

[@misanthropyunhinged]

you're american