the fact that he learned to say “sleep with me” and use the translator for everything else
@axora78632 жыл бұрын
aaa ikr!! hes such a freaking creep
@curlyqween342 жыл бұрын
Exactly just ew
@MJ-nf1mo2 жыл бұрын
FRRR 😭
@Claudester2 жыл бұрын
I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT TOO!! seriously wtf!!
@Strawberri5382 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@Magsss32 жыл бұрын
That smile after he says he got lucky is haunting
@4567bugie2 жыл бұрын
Deeply haunting
@Hunter007172 жыл бұрын
Yup 🥴
@cutesybambi2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@venicedoll8212 жыл бұрын
Haunting lmao 💀
@xancypillosi94972 жыл бұрын
Her face says it all
@Trippyboho2 жыл бұрын
The FACT that he made sure he knew how to say that in Spanish to her kills me🤣🤮
@user-fk8tr5ev8q8 ай бұрын
a man gotta get it somehow
@awesomeirlable6 ай бұрын
He said it using bad grammar so he sounds like an illiterate 6 year old
@Bookworm214-y3d3 ай бұрын
Imagine her eyes wide open as he slid that sh*t in...jebus lord no!!!!! 🤮🤮🤮
@blobbertmcblob48882 жыл бұрын
I've been single for 10 years and I STILL cannot imagine being THAT desperate lol.
@Hyukwae2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO SAME It’s been a decade for me as well and let me tell you I could NEVER
@ciri1512 жыл бұрын
eeeeeeeeeyyyy decade club lets goooooooooo!!! we are sad :(
@ms.doomer56232 жыл бұрын
@@ciri151 don't be sad, anyone could have someone if you lower your standards, I just had to ghost someone and being single feels like such a wonderful relief
@SanketKulkarni102 жыл бұрын
@@ms.doomer5623 man as bad as it is, ghosting a creep feels so good for some reason! 😅😂
@Twinkletoebeans2 жыл бұрын
@@ciri151 Naww I like to view it as you knowing your worth and not settling for anything less than what you deserve. Seen too many marriages crash and burn because of desperation and living by a timeline
@fletcherdog_whiskers38262 жыл бұрын
the way mike called ximena a tiger im done-
@lijo45182 жыл бұрын
It was ick & sad
@tas25992 жыл бұрын
i had to pause the video 😭
@Sabrina-sc1db2 жыл бұрын
It's not on this video but she said he was an owl because he's always staring lmao
@MsParamore20092 жыл бұрын
@@Sabrina-sc1db 😂😂
@veror55162 жыл бұрын
@@Sabrina-sc1db 🤣🤣🤣
@quentinflinn1529 Жыл бұрын
Dude the editing in this is golden, had me dying with the panamaniam girl.
@urbanohiogardener2 жыл бұрын
Im glad you covered this, no one has mentioned it. Him leveraging sex at that moment was a straight predator move. It literally gave me the hebee geebees!
@SanketKulkarni102 жыл бұрын
I mean as much as you hate that fart sausage he is paying for her livelihood
@godpuppy27812 жыл бұрын
he was actually talking about literally sleeping in the same bed, since Ximena a made him sleep in another room for watching her sleep lol
@rmarques81562 жыл бұрын
Well, she's only in it for the money, he's only in it for the sex, both are wrong
@idaxo7522 жыл бұрын
@@godpuppy2781 I can’t remember if he specifies it in the episode but that’s how I understood it as well
@urbanohiogardener2 жыл бұрын
@@godpuppy2781 LOL! The same man who was her "customer" was just wanting to cuddle? 🤣🤣Y'all stoopit funny.
@littlemisssarcasm62632 жыл бұрын
Ximena is using him, that we all know. But there was something in Mikes eyes when he begged for jiggy jiggy that sent a shiver up my spine. I can't explain it but the guy literally gives me the creeps
@trishna_68152 жыл бұрын
he is just buying sex and 'girlfriend experience' from someone who is poor. that's always creepy. ximena is working in a job she doesn't like. I'm an escort myself, but when women are poor and desperate they work with gross men like this for the money.
@taytertot6662 жыл бұрын
@@trishna_6815 exactly! People act like mike is so innocent like no he is trying to buy her
@pixiedust66302 жыл бұрын
Mike played himself
@john-paulcabral46702 жыл бұрын
his whole face does that
@3rdWorldNola2 жыл бұрын
Mike is like the new Ed.
@angelaburroughs45842 жыл бұрын
Nothings worse than being totally disgusted by someone and sleeping with them… so uncomfortable
@tpilot_error404 Жыл бұрын
Nothing worse than fake love , abusing emotions , instincts and sensitivity to gain visum and wealth It's what she has chosen. Poor guy.
@jamelahallsdyer Жыл бұрын
Honestly 😢😢
@GrishnackhYT Жыл бұрын
Then why do it? Why be with them? Lie, using them…. She chose to be with him let’s not forget
@GrishnackhYT Жыл бұрын
Why be with a man who literally disgust you? She’s a user and nobody but other women who use people feel bad for her lol
@user-dg6lh2mt8g7 ай бұрын
Thots and prayers 🙏 🤲
@Anonymous-pu5jt2 жыл бұрын
Mike really disgusted me that episode in the first scene. Any sympathy I had for him was gone. So gross and repulsive. If she's using him for money, he's using her for sex and is fully aware that he's using his money as leverage. He's not a victim.
@yuripiIIed2 жыл бұрын
i swear hes literally just asking to sleep in the same bed
@soullessgoddesss2 жыл бұрын
@@yuripiIIed that’s how I took it.. after seeing every episode up to the most reason one, he’s been kicked out of her bed for a while with her saying she has to sleep with her kids (aka she just doesn’t like him.) I think her having s*x with him was just a “plz don’t stop the money from coming in,” but I think he literally just wanted to sleep in the same bedroom as the woman he had traveled all those miles to be with.
@yuripiIIed2 жыл бұрын
@@soullessgoddesss yes! mike is not the type of person to beg someone for that
@chanellee97622 жыл бұрын
Their relationship was always transactional but it was a little more nuanced in the beginning. She wasn’t a con artist who had no intention of integrating him into her family. She sincerely tried making sure he would get on with her little sons. Her intention was to be a wife to him, not just simply use him for money. But yes, the deal was he had to provide for her, just like her role was to be attractive and give him sex. Nothing wrong with it. They both get something. Then people told him he shouldn’t trust her and instead of telling them they had the wrong idea, he listened to them and breached his part of the deal while expecting her to keep hers. That was messed up. Meanwhile everyone thinks she is the bad guy.
@Origami842 жыл бұрын
@@chanellee9762 How, exactly did he breach his side of the deal? He kept supporting her, he was still willing to marry her, afaik he went back to Colombia because she was already getting colder.
@Brosnan-Double0072 жыл бұрын
Ximena always looks disgusted by him. Can't blame her! Lmao, this was the best.
@shahidabdoullakhanzorovr15642 жыл бұрын
Women hate it when men that they find hideous or creepy remind them that they too have sex drives just like Chad does.
@unfortunate89372 жыл бұрын
@@shahidabdoullakhanzorovr1564 it was just awkward :(
@tariumm2 жыл бұрын
@@shahidabdoullakhanzorovr1564 right but why is she with him🤢
@dark_matter23772 жыл бұрын
@@tariumm Because no one tells them the American dream is fake
@irisXstoneheart2 жыл бұрын
@@shahidabdoullakhanzorovr1564 Women should never feel safe around you, with that mindset only God knows what you've done.
@lizziepadalecki8116 Жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for Ximena. Being worn down over and over and over again for sex feels so hopeless and degrading. Mike is so fucking scary
@ogsmackaputa4135 Жыл бұрын
Dont feel bad, shes doing it for the papers, she knew what she was getting herself into. She could have said no but preffered to sacrifice her body to be a resident
@parkdaniel3980 Жыл бұрын
Wtf she wants this
@jimpickens1449 Жыл бұрын
Calling this women who clearly doesn't want this man but got into a relationship with him for papers lol a relationship means sex smh
@zamzamwater8749 Жыл бұрын
I don’t feel bad for her, she’s not shy to ask him for money
@IamMortui Жыл бұрын
She's literally a leech for his money but you feel bad that she feels like she's entitled to not have sex with him while being IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM? Yeah, HOW DARE HE require sex in a relationship, when all she had to do was sexually please him and do her part. It wouldn't hurt her neither, because I guarantee she's got nothing to lose because she's already done it ten fold. This is why our society is a failure. People like you who always victimize the women, when clearly she's the offender here.
@xiaorishu2 жыл бұрын
Urgh, Mike's creepy stare- 😰😅
@iburntmytoe34702 жыл бұрын
Omg I remember your videos from years ago!!! :D
@spafhetti2 жыл бұрын
The didn’t include how she called him an owl afterwards because of that😭😭
@someidiot4202 жыл бұрын
literally had to get up and walk around my room the secondhand embarassment was too much
@aterryadg2 жыл бұрын
Everything is creepy
@Artiste042 жыл бұрын
You would know alot about creepy stares lmfaoo😂😂😂 Shoutout to anime watchers😭
@megtheegg96582 жыл бұрын
"I took a ride on his disco stick" I CANT 😭
@gigggiii2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@kateepena2 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG
@astridcreemers51322 жыл бұрын
It's a Lady Gaga song no ? Lol
@plankton8322 жыл бұрын
@@astridcreemers5132 yeah it's LoveGame
@jaydenliallies23402 жыл бұрын
Let's have some fun this beat is sick
@guruj30942 жыл бұрын
your sound effects are immaculate 3:46 "good job"
@katie.__.2 жыл бұрын
3:38 the part where she went to the toilet😂"good job" I DIED
@misslilmeliss2 жыл бұрын
lmao it was cute hahaha
@katie.__.2 жыл бұрын
@@misslilmeliss it was cute but so cringe 🤣
@SanketKulkarni102 жыл бұрын
That scene should be erased from tlc. It’s gross. Not cute not cringe not funny. Just gross and unnecessary.
@LaurenSoUnexpected2 жыл бұрын
What is that couples called and what is theseason
@Haazziee2 жыл бұрын
I actually like them two.
@sintura2 жыл бұрын
ngl i kinda felt bad that jasmine didn't get a gift from gino. considering the gift she gave him she probably wasn't even expecting anything huge and would've been more than happy with a thoughtful gift. smh gino
@SanketKulkarni102 жыл бұрын
Jasmine’s gift cost two dollars I bet
@berilo.80442 жыл бұрын
@@SanketKulkarni10 I mean, it's not the cost that matters... I thought her gift was cute and undeniably had a bit of thought and planning behind it, all Gino had to do was learn about her likes and get her something similar. 💁🏻♀️ My guy legit thought her country didn't have electric toothbrushes, did he even pay any attention to anything she said aside from her nudes? 😂
@SanketKulkarni102 жыл бұрын
@@berilo.8044 hahaha 😂 what thought? It doesn’t take rocket science to come up with a decent gift. If thoughts count why wasn’t she happy with her toothbrush gift? Why did Jasmine demand a $2500 trip as a GIFT, yet gave him silly $2 shirts? 😂 please leave that phrase in 2012 where it belongs.
@lm74902 жыл бұрын
She might have been fine with a cheaper, 'thoughtful' gift, but I don't think Gino's capable of that. This is the guy that thought she'd be happy with a new toothbrush. LOL
@TridentLandStudios2 жыл бұрын
He got her a toothbrush best gift ever 🤣
@cutez0r2 жыл бұрын
The amount of cringe and sadness is overwhelming. Still, it's impossible not to also hate Mike for being such a socially inept man who is desperately looking for one thing while being completely unphased at the barrage of insults coming from Ximena. The guy looks like he could snap any minute.
@valerianicole6102 жыл бұрын
HIM SAYING GOOD JOB TO HER POOPING WAS KINDA WHOLESOME THO😭🤣
@amanda_who83072 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was cute lol 💩
@km43362 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ricaivory65712 жыл бұрын
Like she was 2 😂😂😂
@chewsday57602 жыл бұрын
I mean, it must be nice to have someone who reckon even your smallest effort in life 🥺
@dangbang77632 жыл бұрын
@@chewsday5760 LMAO
@dontcarewhy2 жыл бұрын
That "I want my sex tonight" had me cackling violently.
@jahnayawashington79192 жыл бұрын
No seriously i was not expecting that
@DebtBuysFreedumb2 жыл бұрын
That's the first thing I thought of when I watched this. Mohammed yelling that phrase 😂
@danielaxoxo00008 ай бұрын
LMAOOO 😂😂
@motherknowsbest119211 ай бұрын
Reminder, consensual sex **NEVER** includes persuasion, coercion, or any sort of 'trade'! Stay safe people!
@Luluchaun2 ай бұрын
it does all the time tho, money being the common "trade". i dont think it's good for society but it's still consensual adults making their own decisions so who cares. (coercion is a whole other thing naturally)
@caseyhills42812 жыл бұрын
Bursting out laughing on all of these scenes… the editing was so on point. I wish the show was edited like this all the time 😂😭😂
@ThePrblmKd91Xx2 жыл бұрын
Your beauty literally gives me C.Hills.. 🥶😍🙌🏼 xx
@amira-el5np2 жыл бұрын
THE LAZORS AND THE DEMON LAUGH GOT ME EVERY TIME 😭😭😭😭😭
@lungeloxaba48592 жыл бұрын
😭 my abs hurt from laughing
@OmgBunnyHasAGlitterGun2 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@Jesus4life_392 жыл бұрын
😭😭🤚
@MachineR5000 Жыл бұрын
the editing in this video made my night lol. Thank you!
@ijustchangedmyname77942 жыл бұрын
My heart breaks for people who are worn down into compliance or feel they *have* to be intimate with someone who they don’t want to. That happens to men, women and everyone in between. Makes you feel really dirty.
@katrinamendoza44672 жыл бұрын
Sigh. Its so sad
@CC-pu6qn2 жыл бұрын
It’s abusive
@ana______65672 жыл бұрын
Poverty
@christinasavannah79922 жыл бұрын
Oh boo hoo then dont do it
@denisealexsandra2 жыл бұрын
@@christinasavannah7992 I don’t know why but you just made me chocke on my water and yeah I know that’s not how u spell it but wouldn’t it be funny if I really didn’t know how to spell choke? anyways have a good day m8
@nathanchung272 жыл бұрын
Her: "I'm still pooping :(" Him: "Good job ❤️" Goals.
@rebekahdavis873111 ай бұрын
Only real relationship material I've seen on this entire show 🤣🤣
@Madpencildust2210 ай бұрын
Who are they?
@LadyyInsanee9 ай бұрын
LMAO I think it’s a bit weird unless she got shitting problemz like constipation😂
@goldentiger4435 Жыл бұрын
whenever I feel low in this life, I come to this video, the sheer confidence I get is unimaginable!
@Alex_Justified2 жыл бұрын
This style of editing brings out so much realism, its beyond hilarious. The thing is, every effect accurately portrays how I would feel and THINK.
@eimearmcmanus3722 жыл бұрын
Same as that old woman trying to get the young guy to sleep with her. Pathetic and exploitative.
@NolanB912 жыл бұрын
Jasmine is pure chaos and I love every minute of it
@manalab16282 жыл бұрын
her face and hand movements when she said $2500 killed me. lmao she is ruthless.
@csguy32232 жыл бұрын
The fact that she took him back after the nudes is just absolute chaos too. She’s insane and I love it.
@orianaterravecchia33332 жыл бұрын
I love it so much
@rik-1-j6n Жыл бұрын
No
@juancarlosrivera568910 ай бұрын
Jasmine is beautiful, but she definitely got that crazy look 😂
@IntergalacticSpaceKitten2 жыл бұрын
1:05 The fuxking edits here are killing me. This channel is amazing and makes these shows even more hilarious than they already were.
@ashleylittlefoot142 жыл бұрын
I honestly have been having such a bad day, but this made me laugh so hard haha. So, thank you.
@ellexoxo29062 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re okay, I hope your day improves💓💓💓💓
@simpforyutanmark68922 жыл бұрын
i hope it gets better ^^
@Tchika2 жыл бұрын
Have an amazing day today!! 🤸
@PM-lr8xv2 жыл бұрын
So lovely to see people reach out. Hope you're okay and you're feeling a bit better
@samaraframilassump63702 жыл бұрын
I’ve been crying over my organic chemistry exam and this too had me crying 😆
@itzhope37872 жыл бұрын
"I'm still pooping" "Good job" 😂😭
@stardustbat2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@blairwaldorf-bass81802 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard
@ResidentEvilReVerseUniverse2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jesus4life_392 жыл бұрын
😤😤😤
@mukuplays10 ай бұрын
Mike really needs a few lessons in: - Boundaries - Consent - Women - Social cues - Verbal cues - Spanish - Life - Hygiene
@Senee6282 ай бұрын
thats a whole lot of stuff... and you ask me why i prefer to stay in my mom's basement
@MalleableMetal12 жыл бұрын
There’s so much cringe in this season but your edits make this hilarious this is what went through my head as I watch the episodes and every time that Memphis blinks I hear that sound she blinks so much and she makes the strangest faces. I swear TLC does it to her to look really weird though the poor woman
@skinnygeckoo__45812 жыл бұрын
What episode and season is this plssss
@Ramiiii1232 жыл бұрын
Yes pls which season is thsi
@nonavika93782 жыл бұрын
@@skinnygeckoo__4581 it's season 5
@skinnygeckoo__45812 жыл бұрын
@@nonavika9378 Thank you
@bbielinda9992 жыл бұрын
@@nonavika9378 u know what episode is?
@kinley.-.2 жыл бұрын
Dude the way hamza moves her hair out of her face, dude seems so sweet. I really hope the best for them out of all the other couples I’ve seen on this season
@PrincessDie1872 жыл бұрын
I know, I notified that too
@buddysmom94942 жыл бұрын
She needs a new wig
@kinley.-.2 жыл бұрын
@@buddysmom9494 that’s just mean lmao
@fawnieee2 жыл бұрын
I'd unlife for a man like hamza
@ladnasmith64212 жыл бұрын
it didnt :(
@ceo82852 жыл бұрын
Mikes stare still haunts me, everytime i close my eyes i see it
@phoenixanderson39952 жыл бұрын
im always astonished at men's ability to completely miss or just ignore VERY CLEAR social cues and body language. you didnt see the STRESS on her face when you asked for sex?
@Arithekiller2 жыл бұрын
Congrats you just realized that most men don't give a damn about consent 😂
@chelebear18232 жыл бұрын
@@Arithekiller And that there alone can cause problems for them! IJS
@buddysmom94942 жыл бұрын
Ikr? I used to think only men did this then kimballlly, danielle, nicole. Just ick 🤮
@buddysmom94942 жыл бұрын
@@theblaqkhaleesi9559 I agree! I was so embarrassed watching her. Her son has to be mortified.
@ineedhoez2 жыл бұрын
They don't care. You can tell them no and they still dont hear it.
@evereverlyn73032 жыл бұрын
The evil laugh from Jasmine had me😂😂😂😂😂💀
@jasmineglani18532 жыл бұрын
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
@nightrider6357 Жыл бұрын
This video has cracked me UP!!! I was feelin’ down today, this had me cryin…the animation and sound effects tho 😂💀
@heaventen1668 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ajoyner6142 жыл бұрын
He looks EXACTLY like Elmer Fudd. I can't get over it.
@Zee-tz2ct2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@goughaway522 жыл бұрын
Omg that's it!! I knew I'd seen him somewhere before 😁
@nightsky39812 жыл бұрын
Yesssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I used to say Elmo,but it's Elmer 100%.
@liv04132 жыл бұрын
i am HOLLERING
@TheCatD2 жыл бұрын
I think Elmer Fudd looked a little bit better. lol
@channel69gorlworldnews662 жыл бұрын
Bruh if someone asked that it’s an instant no 😂
@lijo45182 жыл бұрын
Right! Beggin is not sexy 😫
@daterssynonymous49902 жыл бұрын
@@lijo4518 unless you are the one that is being asked. Wonder why if you ask, that’s a turnoff while if you are the that is being asked, that’s okay. Someone has to ask in order for it to happen.
@alpacawithouthat9872 жыл бұрын
@@daterssynonymous4990 yeah i think its fine to ask as long as you don't beg
@brixnne Жыл бұрын
she experienced the 7 stages of grief when hugging mike omds.
@Senee6282 ай бұрын
And the disgust on her face when he said "i had a great time over and over again"...😄
@brixnne2 ай бұрын
@@Senee628 HAHAHA SO TRUE, she genuinely looked traumatized
@mufasaiam77942 жыл бұрын
Watching people like this always gives me hope that it's not too late for me
@ThePeacePlant2 жыл бұрын
Stop being in such a rush my guy. Calm down, there is literally billions of girls in this world and stop flexing for girls and showing them you are a weak and submissive man, learn to tell women no and stop it and back the hell up when they need to hear it, man up
@lalaloopsyland91152 жыл бұрын
He really needs to leave her...and get some self-esteem as well.
@mrs.h27252 жыл бұрын
Or maybe just go for a single lady his age and on his same level of attractiveness. He got exactly what he deserved for trying to buy young hot 😸.
@B4k4zzaku2 жыл бұрын
SHE needs to leave him and find another man cuz this guy is R#cist af
@UsagiRebL2 жыл бұрын
I agree, but he also put himself in this situation. He met her on a cam girl site and offered to pay her expenses to be exclusive with him to a degree. She even outted him on social media about it recently. If you want to pay for someone to give you love/affection/attention it shows a big issue with self esteem, I just can't feel bad for someone who would realize these red flags and still put himself in such a situation just hoping he will eventually buy her love and things will change.
@williamkelly96282 жыл бұрын
He’s just a horrible irritating little goblin and he should stay away from women
@constantnipples24282 жыл бұрын
She needs to leave him she can do soo much better
@whizzersterriblehorribleno7732 жыл бұрын
the girl behind the camera laughing when she said it was “normal, nothing out of this world” LMAOO
@bulletproofair2 жыл бұрын
I don't think Mike understands that "getting lucky" happens *without* cash payments by very definition. No way in hell she'd even TALK to him without some cashflow.
@jjrock21002 жыл бұрын
He just wants her love, not even the sexual. She’s so mean to him.
@Yah822 жыл бұрын
@@jjrock2100 wanting her love and being able to control her emotionally, financially and sexually aren’t the same thing hun
@jjrock21002 жыл бұрын
@@Yah82 from my understanding he was just asking to sleep with her, not have sex with her.
@Yah822 жыл бұрын
@@jjrock2100 at various points in the show, there were moments where she did not like his smell, when he was kissing him, when she was going through his laundry and smelled it, etc. They had sex before, and I could understand why she wouldnt wanna sleep with him
@GrishnackhYT Жыл бұрын
@@Yah82he’s not, she’s a immigrant using HIM for papers money etc, all he wants is her love, a big part of a healthy relationship is making love…. If she don’t wanna satisfy his needs leave and quit using him… I forgot common sense isn’t common with y’all 😂🤡
@wrenshields97412 жыл бұрын
These edits are IMMACULATE
@notinterestedd2 жыл бұрын
I can feel her disgust thru the screen 😭💀
@userface44142 жыл бұрын
"Guess who got lucky"? Bruh if you're saying that when you're already in a relationship, I'd rethink that relationship..
@buddysmom94942 жыл бұрын
He's mentally 12 and physically repulsive.
@naadde4 ай бұрын
This video was funnier than I expected. Good job!
@marybellebriseno29352 жыл бұрын
“GOOD BOY” “OBEDIENT” lmaooo this shit toooooo damn funny 🤣🤣
@Jesus4life_392 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@Tokidokiyo2 жыл бұрын
Not even 10 seconds in and I’m cracking up 😭💀
@realbro1415 Жыл бұрын
"How bad do you want the Green Card"??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@2GRAPHIC4TELEVISION2 жыл бұрын
I don't care what anyone says. I want the kind of support Hazma gives Memphis when she's still pooping
@montygotlost68122 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Xiemena I would not put up with him
@annat62492 жыл бұрын
Why? There was a reason for her action. She needs the money right? To me, it is a transaction. She get money. He get lucky and thinking he have a woman’s love. She can leave anytime. The moment he want to breakup, she give it to him. No one is innocent here.
@vegasgirl35382 жыл бұрын
I don't feel bad for her at all. She's more than happy to let Mike support her even though she doesn't like him. What's even worse is she's dragging two kids into this mess.
@FabiolaRVela2 жыл бұрын
Me too YUCK
@FabiolaRVela2 жыл бұрын
@@annat6249 he’s not really keeping his side tho. She’s asked him that she wants boobs (I’m assuming for only fans?) allegedly he asked her to quit her camming job where they met, she’s slept with him every time he wanted the first trip but he didn’t pay for her boobs, so In her eyes he isn’t doing his part.
@Zinky162 жыл бұрын
@@annat6249 cuz Mike is nasty af.
@ArashF552 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your service by wading through this and bringing the people these edits lmao
@cienna79272 жыл бұрын
"im still pooping" "goodjob" LMAO
@princessyenio2 жыл бұрын
the goodjob made me cackle
@sarahortiz81912 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh this reminds me of when I was single. I had guys messaging me and being so forward as to asking to sleep with me. Like damn no respect at all. I was talking to old classmates who I thought were nice to me because it's their nature but they admitted in treating me that way to try to sleep with me. You got to be careful and keep your guard up, some people's intentions are not always as they seem.
@roboCL0WN2 жыл бұрын
LMAO scumbags, if anyone treats anyone like this we should try to shame them a bit let them know it's not right.
@Rodgerwilco912 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t you rather have someone who was straight up forward about it rather than someone who pretends to like you just to try to get in your pants, though?
@veronica-hr2mf2 жыл бұрын
@@Origami84 it's clear you've never had and never will have any sort of meaningful relationship. very sad. stay strong lol
@Origami842 жыл бұрын
@@veronica-hr2mf My original comment was deleted. What, did you go cry at big daddy youtube? That is actually sad. Anyway, i had my love stories. They worked, mostly because i took care of remembering they were women and their needs were different from mine. I don't exactly spend hours with my friends complimenting them or keeping up to date with their own separated friends; i did plenty with my exes. Also, those stories failed in the end because they were terrible house keeper, and after a while i was tired of doing most of everything and not even getting a clean house in return.
@veronica-hr2mf2 жыл бұрын
@@Origami84 no i didn't really care enough, but it looks like a lot of other people thought your comment was dumb too. also, sell your novel somewhere else
@_ann1313 Жыл бұрын
This is the best 90 Day compilation i've watched so far 😂 all my faves lol
@burritobaabe2 жыл бұрын
I could watch this video over & over, your edits are hilarious & make this show bare able. 🤣
@Gooosblabla2 жыл бұрын
Samz!!! Girl, your channel has to be rippin!!
@betsyvanek92752 жыл бұрын
I did watch it over & over!
@JT-xj1pg2 жыл бұрын
Yes but this channel is cheap for recycling clips so much
@UsagiRebL2 жыл бұрын
🤣 the sound effects you put are what I hear in my head when watching the episodes. Thank you for all the laughs
@Tiarose52482 жыл бұрын
“Good boy. Obedient. That’s how I like it” 2:19 Me: the frick!?
@Senee6282 ай бұрын
If i'd hear something like this i'd run, delete, block, lock all of my doors and windows, and dont leave the house for a whole month.
@aubreepetersen8482 жыл бұрын
This editing is hilarious. I've been depressed all day and this made me laugh. Thank you to whoever made this. ❤
@JohnHoods902 жыл бұрын
“I’m not worthy as they were”? This edit is everything!! Omg I can’t stop laughing!!
@danica92372 жыл бұрын
Omg your recaps are the best! These idiots are so entertaining 🤣
@ani9892 жыл бұрын
The ball wash push GOT MEEEE 😂😂😂 And the editing on Jasmine and Gino were so fucking funny, the red and lasers and the EYES were SO GREAT😭😂
@erican.56532 жыл бұрын
Forgot I always need my inhaler when I watch your edits because I freaking wheeze every time 😂😂
@Idontgothatway2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@VeryMelodic2 жыл бұрын
This comment wins 🏆
@godlyjaayy2 жыл бұрын
2:12 this was the funniest to me lmao she litersaid “good boy” “obedient” 😂
@ThePeacePlant2 жыл бұрын
Either hes the biggest beta male in the world or she giving up sex to him , because hes still sticking around after this girl is a major red flag
@nutsandbolts12642 жыл бұрын
3:14 The translation here is WAYYYYYYYY off, it says she dated a hit man but in spanish that's just straight up a Cartel member, not just a hitman, like a hitman is scary, but a Cartel member is alot scarier Edit: I digged some English language and the proper translation would be "Drug lord" not "hitman"
@revenge4282 жыл бұрын
It's not really off. A sicario (which is what she said) is someone that kills by contract while a drug lord is basically the boss of the cartel, a narcotraficante. Think about Pablo Escobar and his friend Jhon Jairo, Pablo being the drug lord and Jhon is the hitman. The translation is right, whether she used the correct term or not is on her.
@bellamescudi69012 жыл бұрын
Sicario are sent to kill … HITMAN
@marycoady85872 жыл бұрын
Did u not watch the movie Sicario??
@Johnny-rt5wo2 жыл бұрын
Sicario is hitman🤦🏿♂️
@turnoffthelights1858 Жыл бұрын
If she feels disgusted by him why is she wasting his time and entertaining him? Hypocrite
@fleabaguette96992 жыл бұрын
I am a 31 year old woman, but no matter how many times I hear the sound effect at 3:48, I die laughing. 😂😂😂
@sardinez2 жыл бұрын
girl it's okay me too
@deadpurple72 жыл бұрын
Yeah we childish 🤣🤣🤣
@noellomax8012 жыл бұрын
I love how she’s just so dead-faced 😂
@TheCatD2 жыл бұрын
I would be too if I'd gotten myself into that mess. lol
@S_Blunt8 ай бұрын
The edits are gold!!😂😂
@goatedchild63452 жыл бұрын
"Baby?" "I'm still pooping" "Good joob" Now that's support
@raresuga2 жыл бұрын
@1:21 he brushed her hair....I thought that was such an unconscious sweet gesture.
@BowserStrange Жыл бұрын
0:45 I felt like a woman for the first time in my life! That look made me feel uncomfortable!
@angeln25502 жыл бұрын
The evil Jazmine laugh is the best 😂😂
@이바다-d1u2 жыл бұрын
2:22 she scares me
@ggghhh74752 жыл бұрын
She a creep
@prof.tomoe2 Жыл бұрын
0:48 oh hell nooooo Boy you look creeper than the Monsters in Resident Evil tho
@peachfuzz002 жыл бұрын
The sound effects are sending me 💀
@elliehorton25662 жыл бұрын
This is one of those once in a blue moon times I have actual uncontrollable laughter. It’s been a tough week as well. Thanks for uploading :’)
@manmanmanmande Жыл бұрын
He looks like the guy in frozen that’s says “BiHg SumMeR BloWoUt”
@simpforyutanmark68922 жыл бұрын
3:50 "good job" 😭😭
@moxiemaxie35432 жыл бұрын
Its sad how common men do this. The signs are clear but they be like "Yeah I beg and she dry text me but we are having a successful loving relationship"😂😂😂
@gigggiii2 жыл бұрын
😭
@ShadowPrincess87 Жыл бұрын
His inability to read her face is remarkable
@mk2022 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see Ed and Nutalie together. The two of them have no self awareness whatsoever.
@supremeconprimeoverlord2.0542 жыл бұрын
4:19 calm down bootleg sharpay 🙄
@angelowkz42082 жыл бұрын
4:12 please call for help 😂😂😂
@myjoy2112 жыл бұрын
She has a little smile when she talks about living with the hit man 🙄
@remi-D2 жыл бұрын
"TWENTY SIX!!!" *hamza's sister faintly in the background:* "twenty six"
@DavidSmith-ve4ve2 жыл бұрын
That bih said good boy. Hell nah 😂😂
@kuromibean2 жыл бұрын
Not Mohamed saying “I WANT MY S3X TONIGHT!” over Kim 😭🤣🤣 2:59
@sinsav78632 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo I’m dyin 😂🤣😭
@kaylamyerss2 жыл бұрын
oh hell no 0:46 that look actually scared me 😭
@citrussyussy2 жыл бұрын
ahhhh 90 day fiance.... the show where you can watch the most horrible pairs you've seen
@Bbgmoniii2 жыл бұрын
1:07 TOOK ME TF OUT LOOOOL
@karimahuixian27882 жыл бұрын
Kim's edit of "I want my s*x tonight " made me spit my drink off !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ellajackson42722 жыл бұрын
Me too, it completely took me out
@mmatroyshka8974 Жыл бұрын
The edit on jasmine is EVERYTHING, I’m screaming
@Raine-972 жыл бұрын
I was having a terrible day because of period cramps, and this made me laugh when I needed it. Thank you.