Laptop Disk Drive

[@scrat9870]

the idea of marines trading around cds full of hentai gives me an odd kind of faith in the world today

[@falloutfart9917]

Even in war they can still find happiness

[@mrminiguns]

Dude, external hard drives and memory sticks loaded with porn, tv shows, and movies are worth their weight in gold

[@Jackal_XXX]

What constitutes as contraband in the military is astounding.

[@t.kenneth5697]

“Do you believe you can find love on a battlefield” “I certainly believe you can make love- I did, in my foxhole” “Field expedient tenga!”

[@Doop_A_Derp]

@@t.kenneth5697 those blueberry jam packets are finally good for soemthing

[@cobaltcoyote4290]

Their stories are always so weird but interesting and hilarious. I seriously want more.

[@sandshark2517]

Mike just literally had the "When you find the point that made you bust in 3 seconds, several years later" meme happen in The best way possible

[@VanGeo1]

As ex-military, I can't even say this is weird. This is just a normal story. I am not even joking.

[@captain6255]

If they move shorter stories to yt shorts I would not complain

[@peanutbutterboi8489]

I'd like but it's at 666

[@chiggybeese7116]

Me2

[@sandshark2517]

Mike just literally had the "When you find the pr0n that made you bust in 3 seconds, several years later" meme happen in The best way possible

[@skeletorsleftnut5951]

There’s currently 1 dislike. Must be said fellow marine.

[@poiseboi6235]

now six fellow marines, apparently they wanted that hentai too edit: now 284 marines wanted that hentai, must have been a real popular hentai dealer in the military

[@Feasco]

Still waiting for that hentai

[@JunoHoslow]

@@poiseboi6235 now... we will never know how many

[@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation]

@@poiseboi6235 its not talked about much but Mike was actually the only Porn dealer in the marine corp at the time. Whennhe left he passed the mantel onto his protoge

[@spritemon98]

We'll never know the true number of dislikes

[@warriorwolf77]

Honestly wish disc drives were standard again, it's nice to be able to catch dvds on your comp.

[@TheMetalWeirdo]

I agree. It'd be sweet to have an internal disc drive instead of an external

[@warriorwolf77]

@@TheMetalWeirdo Just start selling RGB led coated drives and they'd sell like hotcakes.

[@yocapo32]

Well, I've heard of people going back to physical releases because they got sick of having to pay for subscription services, so we'll see where that goes.

[@conormaguire690]

issue is, desktop cases rarely have the physical bay to install a disk drive. so if a desktop doesnt come with one a laptop definitely wont. It tbh doesnt make sense why they dont update the form factor when you look at the size of external bluray read and write drive. the bay literally has to be the thickness of a small hard drive and a little over the width of the disk.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Dude same. I'm at the point where I want to be able to upgrade to a laptop that's VR Ready but also has a disk drive, and unfortunately the two just barely don't intersect.

[@AngryTheGnome]

I love the banter between you and Z̷̰̓å̴̙̪̚c̸̖̊h̷̜͚̓͠, just the 2 of you chilling ad sharing stories

[@runktheruler]

You spelled zank wrong

[@whyle5318]

Ahh yes the eldritch god who goes by the moniker of Z̶̧̛̥̰͒͐̄͒̓̌̚a̸͉͔̩͑͊̿́̚c̵̨͎̦̞̣̹̼͛̽͒̎h̸̨̦͈͓̖͔̫̯͋͛̒͑͘ͅ

[@diooverheaven6561]

Seeing "ź" and after that "a" hurts me on many levels

[@Master_Of_The_Universe]

It's spelled ꁴ​₳ርጕ.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

ꑒꁲꏳꁝ

[@ChulioRCHulio]

"If it´s a disk drive, there´s probably porn on it" - The internet, probably

[@coletrain411]

Our a burned low bitrate pirated green day/linkin park cd

[@ChulioRCHulio]

@@coletrain411 Ah the good old times!

[@kurtsurban2081]

Mike had his priorities straight when he was in the Marine Corps

[@emrfish6]

We need details, Mike. What was it called? We must know...for research...yes, research!

[@49thcorps_models]

Now say it like you’re a think tank scientist

[@Thomas-fz9xw]

@@49thcorps_models Hello MikeBurnFire, I represent an esteemed government think tank, Human Observations and Research National Institute, and have recently received a request for information about your time in the military. As you know, the Freedom of Information Act requires all non-classified government information to be disclosed upon request--as you were working for the government at this time, all information about (or related to) that time is a part of public record. As such, we require all information regarding any media purchases and viewings from this time period. This information must be readily available to the public, as both law and your civic duty requires it to be so. Respectfully, Thomas C. Gantley HORN Institute

[@Biodeamon]

my bet is on bible black

[@49thcorps_models]

@@Thomas-fz9xw not exactly what I was looking for but I’ll take it

[@maslinolovcherik8387]

@@Biodeamon soldiers of culture, huh

[@thedrifter5531]

anyone else miss when electronic devices that cost hundreds to thousands of dollars actually had features

[@lordmessoric]

ITS BEEN OVER TWO MONTHS! FINALLY! I LOVE THESE! Edit... It's only 35 seconds, but I'm thankful for these 35 seconds

[@warbird333]

Same, wish it was longer but I still love their stories.

[@Mabigato]

Been missing these compilations so much, so good to watch before bed. Must've watched them all through 4 or 5 times now

[@gamerguy9961]

Me too

[@kotarldo]

Yep, the worst thing about their videos is that we do have not enough. I from time to time rewatch the part where they had themselves as companions and Zach literally said the same line as the companion. I also enjoy a lot their Fallout 4 play, they will have more mods, more guns for Zach to go mad and ngl, the shit that happens to them in Fallout 4 is much more random and funny than new vegas.

[@tachyon8317]

4 or 5 times?! ROOKIE NUMBERS! :P

[@sunkiller5682]

@@tachyon8317 does the name gray ring any bells?

[@tachyon8317]

@@sunkiller5682 Oh yes. In fact, when it comes to how many times I've watched _his_ vids, let's just say "we won't need numbers where we're going!" (but we *will* need Spleens*, Tonsils, Florida Man and PLENTY of bud and natty lights)

[@SpartanChief17C]

Please don’t constrain the campfire stories to shorts 😭

[@TheFalseChef]

They won’t probably

[@AirWolf2301]

This one is just way to short for a full video

[@puremarblec]

They will probably only do that for extremely short stories also sometimes youtube auto does it

[@fullmetalman1124]

Hey guys, been having a hard time lately (moved cross country, got 5 teeth coming out tomorrow, dealing with a nasty ex) and hearing your stories have been what i look forward too. You guys have been keeping me going strong, thank you Mike and Zach!

[@Jackal_XXX]

Stay strong bud. Live for yourself, and find what brings you purpose. I’ve been through some shit myself, it only builds you into something more powerful if you stay strong.

[@GG_Metl]

These are some of my favorite videos on KZbin. I wish there was more. I still listen to these as a podcast while I’m working

[@Ebonshield]

Me: "Oooohh another Mike and Zach campfire story! Wonder what it's about?" Mike: "IT'S PORN!!!" Me: "Fucking Marines as always!"

[@flaregaming7002]

That would be my reaction too honestly

[@dragonfell5078]

Zach and Mike make the Frontier actually enjoyable God please don't curse them with finding the lizard thing

[@OhioanGhost]

The sacred Texts

[@austintowe1429]

For some reason I can picture this same conversation with me and my 3 bestfriends and I'm dying!

[@Shiro_47]

Whether you're on a ship or in the middle of the desert "Porn is Currency"

[@timo4463]

Thats why i stockpile IT when the apacolypse comes you rely on people Like Me!

[@Tsuraga21]

"Why are you in the marines?" "I want a lot of money for my waifus" "What" "What"

[@bonkboyo3644]

Can I request that Zach just yell “OH SHIT MY HENTAI!”

[@blondemaverick]

Relatable. Hope the stories keep coming!

[@BigBosswin]

Are you going to give us the sauce ,Mike?

[@zeldaglitchman]

They know each other so well I love this

[@Intelwinsbigly]

Disc drives are so useful, wish they were still in laptops.

[@codynothing7847]

Mike, there is still time to send him the disc. You can make this right

[@psixens7580]

Never before has a “yes.” Made me laugh so much.

[@kellmalleus5825]

Zach and I laugh so similarly. We either guffaw loudly and obnoxiously (with love), or we become high-pitched giggly bitches, and I love it.

[@sevendythreerd5292]

would pay for a disk set of the series up to this point keep up the great work dudes

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

"This CD contains 12 terabytes of pornography!"

[@POTATOEH81]

We need a name mike WE NEED A NAME

[@Zuzecha]

These tidbits on the KZbin shorts is genius I'm down to have them sprinkled into my daily mind numbing scroll

[@martinpat94]

Your guy’s stories and content always brings a smile to my face

[@343DeltaSpark]

how dare you only make this 34 seconds long, i wanna hear more

[@fetusdeletus9266]

Ngl when I first saw the thumbnail I thought mike was wearing a maid outfit and I was very confused for a second.

[@Zombine2514]

This is why I love this channel

[@brother1855]

I wasn’t disappointed by their humor and I don’t think I ever will be

[@lordfelidae4505]

That short little pause before the ‘yes’ is. * chef’s kiss * Fantastic.

[@mcwildstyle9106]

If Mike and his fellow Jarhead were stationed in Japan when this happened, this would be more funnier and make more sense lol

[@Silentguy_]

DVD hentai on a laptop with a disc drive? That’s some ancient technology right there lmao.

[@OsakaLover]

Short, sweet, and to the point. Love it XD

[@magneticgaming1239]

One thing i like to do is bing watch these campfire stories. Their funny and somehow relaxing

[@Zombine-kd8oc]

This content would make perfect podcasts

[@demongaming7161]

As soon as he said laptop I knew exactly where this was going

[@CorundumDevil]

"Was it porn?" "Duh."

[@theirishviking9278]

Short, sweet, to the point, and still funny as hell

[@Ben-kp9jn]

I love these two

[@william2glaser227]

I like the long form video style for these videos more, but I don’t mind these too bad, as long as only the short stories are here and they don’t get chopped up into bits

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

*SNIFFFFF* I am addicted to these Campfire Stories. Please release one soon, I need my fix.

[@justanothaguy3714]

The fade to black instead of a handful of useable frames will haunt me.

[@hugosinclair6798]

the 2 second delay mike had before he said "yes" honestly was the funniest part of the video

[@hiimlamb8352]

I hope to have as good a story as these

[@bastianaraya2437]

Oh yeah, story time

[@MrSirHenryMF]

An old laptop from like 2010 has the only functional disk drive I still have.

[@kanamexxyuki]

Miss these campfire stories

[@codysmith3531]

I love how zach started laughing because when he was clearly joking it turned out to be true

[@Tores444]

They had a whole conversation in half a minute, wow

[@m4sk397]

yay they're doing shorts now!!

[@atyeszpapesz1426]

Bro i had something similar, my uncle died in 2019 and i got his cds recently and i was like "OMG SO MANY SONGS AND GAMES" then "OMG PORN" :)

[@sinclair.valentine_2047]

fucking love these guys

[@dreysantillan]

I want a game where NPCs talk like this

[@jakmanseven310]

Y'all should call these lil' ones "Campfire Shorties"

[@jzapien1377]

That fact that I had a laptop that did that and that I’m stationed in Schwab makes it all the better

[@the404error7]

I hope we get a full video soon it's been awhile.

[@Desgaroth]

Well that was a short story. but man what a good one that was.

[@ebinecksdee9872]

Considering Mike is a Marine, I'm not the least bit surprised

[@ASadWeeaboo]

I need more context this is great

[@Osean_Kitty]

Man I miss disc drives in laptops.

[@timothychadwick8910]

I can say I have seen many a questionable video files on my fellow Marines computer when we were in the field watching movies.

[@Zazie_Stockstill]

he says Mike, you gross fool! me: this day and age that just means cultured and normal most of the time

[@RainM8]

After all this time, Mike finally has a story for us

[@owenkrause1246]

Can’t wait for more campfire stories

[@pax1913]

I really got a 20 seconds unskippable ad for a 25 seconds video

[@Dr_Monitor]

Zach's laugh gives me life. Just this guttural belly-laugh that you can imagine him sticking his tongue out for whenever he does that laugh.

[@ameno21]

We need more campfire stories!!!

[@d2guardian43]

Once a man of culture always a man of culture

[@MrDarkdragon141]

Well that was a quickie!

[@nukablecherries]

That was the thing I was expecting to hear. The second thing not the first.

[@DanT12204]

I beg for more campfire stories

[@justblueboy2939]

I also saved porn in floppy disks during college years, then upgrade to write-able cds. All those floppy disks are gone now but the cds still in my closet.

[@landonbates1291]

I love these guys

[@user-pj4qj4bz3l]

I see Mike is a man of culture

[@marcusstanish8317]

I love campfire stories

[@realgamer123gaming2]

Its 34 seconds for a reason ;)

[@UncleRussian.]

Man's never got the sauce, what a sad fate 😔

[@SMV-CC88]

No henti, only tank

[@5AMUR-41]

It's a shame it's only 35 seconds long but damn I love these stories anyway

[@immortalsnail8101]

*a treasure once lost has been found*

[@statton35]

We had a hard drive we passed around on deployment. Just add to it and move along

[@stupidthefish1979]

I remember finding my old laptop with a disc drive, it didn’t have porn, but it did have my blu-ray copy of Finding Nemo which had been missing for close to 5 years.

[@conductoraizen3840]

Imagine if he gave that to the marine dude

[@elsisssurana2046]

The tentacles came later...

[@pyhimys83]

A man of culture I see

[@Biodeamon]

after all these years the cursed artifact has finally been unearthed

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

Oh my word! That cracked me up at like 5 in the morning

[@thatKAWIboi]

This is the last vid I’m watching before I get on the bus to go to Paris island

[@daytonsmith3320]

I can't stop laughing I love these guys

[@Zan3486]

I need the full vid NOW

[@mlp_firewind8129]

Campfire vignettes