When life gives you lemons, make sure it’s not Omega Mart.
@nickthequick07233 жыл бұрын
@Mikeu... what's in store for you
@theemperor-wh40k183 жыл бұрын
@@nickthequick0723 !
@higd33 жыл бұрын
MAKE OMEGA MART TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!
@MorfsPrower3 жыл бұрын
Conquer ancient Rome from the safety of your cafeteria.
@greyson_coley3 жыл бұрын
HIgd3 IM GONNA MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE OMEGA MART LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
@cheetaro86573 жыл бұрын
Imagine falling asleep in front of the Tv, then waking up several hours later at like 1AM and seeing any of these ads playing. It would feel like a real life horror movie.
@LerpzZ3 жыл бұрын
Nah just the lemon one
@toffoe3 жыл бұрын
Everything seems fine but not the lemon one
@atlasfrog57303 жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up to the pig in the new years ad lol *INTENSE BLOWING*
@alanacidmyer3 жыл бұрын
I’d just assume I’m dreaming
@castiel49533 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing this on the TV's of that scp ikea
@susyamogius11012 жыл бұрын
1:01 i love this little detail the lemon realizes that hes gonna get disposed of
@SuperCoolrandomguy Жыл бұрын
“Nut free slated peanuts” just having salt pour out has to be one of my favorite jokes in these.
@danmanproking21796 ай бұрын
The 100% salt message on the packaging is just the cherry on top, or should I say, the nutless salted peanut on top.
@cebruthiusАй бұрын
$5,99 per gram is also the most expensive salt ever
@baguetteboy54663 жыл бұрын
they seem genuinely concerned with everyone's safety but just don't know how to make something safe
@paleknight40993 жыл бұрын
lol
@yuriusutr72843 жыл бұрын
We'll never be safe
@senaykalaycoglu43973 жыл бұрын
fr
@usernametaken0173 жыл бұрын
"Nut free salted peanuts"
@Everettalla3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ministryofwrongthink69623 жыл бұрын
“you have no idea what’s in store for you” is unironically a brilliant tag line for a shopping center
@robertbeauchamp40313 жыл бұрын
But in this context it feels so ominous lol
@jackofalltrades26883 жыл бұрын
Yup
@tanyagancheva91983 жыл бұрын
And it's true
@tanyagancheva91983 жыл бұрын
@@robertbeauchamp4031 basically what I said
@Wetbread1273 жыл бұрын
@@Ashley-hk6sz but this is kinda a museum
@I_Stole_Your_Toast Жыл бұрын
I'm in love with the idea of just pouring salt in trick or treaters' buckets.
@edgyeggplant7426 Жыл бұрын
Either a trick or a treat
@shinylugiagames270 Жыл бұрын
bro its not salt its literally nut free salted peanuts 😂
@realphantam Жыл бұрын
@@shinylugiagames270 Ik, why would it be just salt? That's crazy!
@shinylugiagames270 Жыл бұрын
@@realphantam ikrr
@realphantam Жыл бұрын
Also, the kid who got my Glorbox loved it! He passed out! In fact, I passed out as well, it's that good!
@momo-chanthegerbil6205 Жыл бұрын
They did such a good job making these look and sound vintage that I literally thought this was a thing that has been around for a while and I was unaware of it
@davidthedeaf Жыл бұрын
They didn’t have hand held scanners that looked like that until the 2000s.
@momo-chanthegerbil6205 Жыл бұрын
@@davidthedeaf I see. But for real though, they did a really good job at making it seem like it's been around for a while.
@rickr530 Жыл бұрын
@@momo-chanthegerbil6205 As a person who grew up with with analog video, VHS, standard definition, interlacing and scanlines, it looked annoyingly fake to me. It doesn't look authentic, it looks like a high definition video with the contrast turned down, the exposure blown out, maybe a softening filter applied, and a very unrealistic "random" horizontal artifact.
@carlosguerrero1956 Жыл бұрын
@@rickr530 cool. Well I also grew up With vhs and it looked pretty damn good to me
@viciousKev Жыл бұрын
@Rick R youre the comic book guy from the Simpsons, aren't you
@doughboy46243 жыл бұрын
I kind of feel bad for that lemon. Man was just taking a nap and was told his entire species is going to be "disposed of"
@Concerned_Custodian3 жыл бұрын
I still have 2, they're reproducing at alarming rates, help.
@ak475times23 жыл бұрын
@@Concerned_Custodian maybe a flamethrower will work but I just used a good ol hammer to bash there brains in
@someinterneter93723 жыл бұрын
lemon demon
@melloway51983 жыл бұрын
yeah, he looks harmless. i would give the man a head pat
@Pickchore3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, they’ll do it “carefully”.
@Ephraim323 жыл бұрын
This just feels like I’m watching an SCP disguised as a shopping store that’s about 15 minutes away from having an MTF go in and get totally wiped out trying to figure out how to contain a floating hand constantly shooting commercials.
@Idontknow-km5hp3 жыл бұрын
This should actually be an SCP
@ryansmith52743 жыл бұрын
@@Idontknow-km5hp if we were to make it into one, we’d have to change from omega mart. Can still use the core idea, but as far as I remember, SCP wiki is pretty strict on no references
@pbper34403 жыл бұрын
Scp 3008 but a shopping centre
@m0lt3ntheimposter213 жыл бұрын
@@pbper3440 I was gonna say 3008
@Toastwithan_eg3 жыл бұрын
It's just channel 58s ads
@wheelzwheela Жыл бұрын
The voice actor is 100% accurate to early 90s. The writing (lame jokes) and music are perfect.
@natepeace1737 Жыл бұрын
The videotape tracking lines are the icing on the cake to make this look like an authentic video from the eighties! Super entertaining work, well done!
@rylandmalcolm38253 жыл бұрын
It's like aliens opened a store but can't fully conceptualize the human condition so all their stuff looks disturbingly off
@badtriceratops18673 жыл бұрын
OMEGA MART IS REAL IVE BEEN THERE
@mythicpineapple80523 жыл бұрын
@@badtriceratops1867 Yes, it is real.
@nicholaspeters99193 жыл бұрын
Well, at least they know when to retract a product not suitable for our biology.
@DarkDingo73 жыл бұрын
Surprising you are incredibly close to the story the omega mart walk through experience tells
@kimjongmill44453 жыл бұрын
You perfectly described our current stage of consumerism!
@joelhaggis50543 жыл бұрын
It's called OmegaMart because it's the last store you'll ever shop at.
@MaoRatto3 жыл бұрын
It's Omega, because it's not Beta Mart. Including it is a glitchy like 5th dimensional beings said " LET'S BECOME A STORE" and did it in the 3rd dimension.
@hellgazer83703 жыл бұрын
@@MaoRatto its like just a pocket dimension outside of time and space where your reality can warp from the slightest accidents, like squeezing the bread and it makes a chew toy noise.
@Poptomist3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never go to a store again because I have infinite pizza bagels
@fireentertainment53 жыл бұрын
A spinoff called alpha store
@itz_taytay74593 жыл бұрын
That makes sense, because the Omega is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
@eeveekid6426 Жыл бұрын
You have no idea what's in store for you, is the most menacing tagline for anything ever
@Nikoli420 Жыл бұрын
Meow Wolf’s immersive art experience "Omega Mart" was such an amazing experience.
@punksdeath3 жыл бұрын
Omega mart: "Your safety is important to us." Also Omega Mart: *mixes lemon things with lemons*
@lateraldamage84793 жыл бұрын
What were the Omega Mart lemons..?
@primesuspect85673 жыл бұрын
HURRR ALSO: HURRR you just gotta be missing a part of your brain to find this funny
@orderscorner3 жыл бұрын
@@lateraldamage8479 i have no idea tbh
@JordanHaydooonbhg3 жыл бұрын
THE NEW FNF LEMON DEMON
@FlyingFlowewe3 жыл бұрын
@@JordanHaydooonbhg his name is just demon but ok
@justsomerandompersononthei50873 жыл бұрын
I feel like Omega mart is some sort of inter dimensional being that genuinely just wants to be a supermarket
@musiktranen3 жыл бұрын
An SCP
@insert_username_here3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that’s what the lore behind Omega Mart is.
@Andrew982_3 жыл бұрын
@@insert_username_here This has lore? I thought it was just cursed commercials
@insert_username_here3 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew982_ if you go to the real Omega Mart in Las Vegas it has quite a lot of lore in the back of the store. You can also buy the weird crap they sell.
@DrawinskyMoon3 жыл бұрын
SCP foundation would like to know your location
@Thoralmir Жыл бұрын
0:57 Love how the eye panics when the announcer says the lemons will be disposed of.
@foxcollias4444 Жыл бұрын
When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought they were real ads. So I was gonna congratulate the creator on preserving lost media but this is so much better!
@omato22883 жыл бұрын
Ωmega mart: *products actually bend and tear the fabric of reality* Also Ωmega mart: nutless peanuts
@AnimationJ3 жыл бұрын
peas
@MeLMeLMox3 жыл бұрын
Saltless salt
@JackTWT3 жыл бұрын
Boneless peanuts
@lilsquidyyy3 жыл бұрын
Glorboxless glorbox
@mushroomify61953 жыл бұрын
Boneless ẞêåñ$
@alospitsbv63873 жыл бұрын
Imagine asking an Omega mart employee where the snacks are and he says "They're in the hallway around the mini anti-matter bombs."
@froggers89453 жыл бұрын
@Ender cat da best ah just the peeled skin from blisters
@fedoraspeaks89623 жыл бұрын
This sums up Omega Mart in a nutshell
@shadowyt37693 жыл бұрын
Lol did you know there is an actual omegamart at the address on screen
@froggers89453 жыл бұрын
@@shadowyt3769 Lol did you know we all knew
@fbi8553 жыл бұрын
Lol
@blackqweenmars4 ай бұрын
It’s crazy how nostalgic this is but also creepy at the same time
@Mr-pn2eh Жыл бұрын
I did not know you directed these. I only remembered you from the mystery guitar videos (especially robot dubstep).
@mikediva Жыл бұрын
I direct a lot more things! Currently at SNL- check out some of my stuff on my playlists if ya dig this!
@irafoo3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite type of horror. no blood, no cheap jumpscares. It’s just the atmosphere.
@DaroachSimp3 жыл бұрын
same
@irafoo3 жыл бұрын
@Julio Lopez idc tbh
@SweetBabyD0073 жыл бұрын
yes thank you.
@sourstrawberries43073 жыл бұрын
Same!! Does anyone know where I can find more?
@dragonboi67443 жыл бұрын
This isn’t horror This is terror Horror is when you are temporally scared Terror is when you constantly fell un-nerved by the thing in question A good example of horror is five nights at fredies This is a good example of terror
@NobodyNowhereKnowhow3 жыл бұрын
I love how ominous their slogan is. “You have no idea what’s in store for you.” It sounds like a tagline and a threat.
@nekoticthecat3 жыл бұрын
It's to get people to buy it and threaten them
@boovaa3 жыл бұрын
yeah, very much like a threat, now I’m wondering if that Omega Mart Lemon is still in there…
@celebrityrog3 жыл бұрын
OMG, I didn't even look at it that way and I'm a pessimistic asshole myself. I totally thought it was more related to the products they sell. As in you have no idea what these products really are, what's in the physical store itself, or how many different products they may sell based on how many departments they may have. Maybe it's like a big ass Target with a grocery store kinda place. But that's just my American commercialism mind at work. What you came up with is by far more glorious. Real ominous considering Omega is the final letter in the alphabet. Like this is the last store you'll ever shop because these are all weird end of world products that don't make sense, end of days kinda thing... or simply, these mother fuckers at Omega Mart are gonna fuck you up real good if you don't shop there!
@nekoticthecat3 жыл бұрын
@@celebrityrog omg chill
@turnerfore9303 жыл бұрын
Oh wow that’s the joke
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood9 ай бұрын
I remember buying condoms from Omega Mart last week, and they were great! Granted, I still haven’t figured out how to take it off quite yet, but I’m sure that’ll sort itself out here soon!
@gingerspidey Жыл бұрын
The random strangeness of the prices is my favorite. Like Zalgo being 4.99 a month.
@David_Axelord3 жыл бұрын
The impression I get from these commercials is that despite being run by aliens, Omega Mart has a greater sense of accountability and responsibility than most Earth based corporations.
@FirstLast-uz6eq3 жыл бұрын
They're CARBON based? Shit! Pull all of the silica-lifeform products, now! And all of the home computing products too!
@apollyonnoctis12913 жыл бұрын
They may not understand humans, but at least they have good intentions.
@notrigescnt44983 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy these wheat squares on Earth.
@nobilesnovushomo583 жыл бұрын
Well that's because their smarter than us... not because were humans, but because they've had to deal with all the mental contortions of a developing society, through internal crises which have brought most civilizations towards the Fermi Paradox... multiple times and survived! They're wondering if we'll survive the fake wokism and the mental contortions that must be going on to condone such irrational behavior that self-victimizes purely for the reason of being at another's expense, which they can capitalize off of.
@slushyface3073 жыл бұрын
How do you know there runner by aliens
@Ben0_o3 жыл бұрын
Imagine talking to an Omega Mart cashier. "I hope you're having a great day! Oh, don't mind the lemons. They don't like it when you stare at them for too long."
@KertaDrake3 жыл бұрын
"Someone stepped on one earlier and seems to have phased halfway into the floor. Please avoid the area marked by ecru cones until our difficult spill specialists can clean up the mess. Have a nice day!"
@moony25433 жыл бұрын
@@KertaDrake uh oh, the equipment is now damaged! Replace it with an aqua cone.
@nolandonahue7953 жыл бұрын
Well, you can go talk to a real Omega Mart cashier in las Vegas
@yu-nee46423 жыл бұрын
The lemons makes the ryuuko avatar very fitting.
@alivingpersonudontknowbehi60822 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry?-“
@ronnsarto Жыл бұрын
ITS LIKE THOSE COMMERCIALS I SEE ON AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL
@SpongeMagic Жыл бұрын
I remember stumbling upon these at work two years ago. I was working a graveyard shift and bored out of my mind. I thought I stumbled upon some cursed forgotten archive of something and I was like "wow, these are incredibly creepy and uncanny. I love em!"
@samlokid22433 жыл бұрын
This is just normal alien stores commercials made so humans feel comfortable when our new overlords arrive
@ther6sshieldmain9373 жыл бұрын
"YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN-STORE FOR YOU!" . . . --- . . .
@RaiToons3 жыл бұрын
What
@brendangallagher58493 жыл бұрын
@@RaiToons It makes sense.
@divinehasproblems18933 жыл бұрын
I am now vary scared
@kokochicken95513 жыл бұрын
It makes sense
@SyntaX77773 жыл бұрын
There is no words that could possibly describe how these ads make me feel.
@MrCantStopTheRobot3 жыл бұрын
Feelings like that belong inside your Glorbox.
@alanaflynn88783 жыл бұрын
I'm just disappointed there's no real grocery store with ads like this: imagine advertising normal products and one or more cursed non-product. I would love that company.
@f.d.66673 жыл бұрын
Um... that's actually a very good definition for something that's high-quality art: if words *could* describe it, the artist's work would be redundant in a way. I use the criterion of "no words that could possibly describe how these (works of art) make me feel" when looking at large art collections or at art fairs. If I don't get goosebumps, there is no point of spending time on it...
@assassinbro29883 жыл бұрын
They make me feel weak as if I was laughing but I'm not laughing
@pighater11113 жыл бұрын
this makes me feel joyiflaughing
@elssebas8530 Жыл бұрын
2:38 High Evolutionary Experiments be like
@ElectroTherapyFTSoul Жыл бұрын
A drink being $4.99 per month is probably the most underrated joke in this video.
@gabesterwitz90542 жыл бұрын
I love how the lemon realizes the danger its in when they say that it will be disposed of.
@helloman92772 жыл бұрын
tbh i think its ment to be a pet
@gorillaau2 жыл бұрын
Save the sentient Lemon., because all sentient life matters.
@anynonymous15852 жыл бұрын
"This item will be carefully disposed of." "Your gonna do *WHAT* to me?"
@funny_void2 жыл бұрын
its like that one spongebob episode where his house gets slurped down by uhhh I forgor
@WillyWZSouza2 жыл бұрын
Its not like the lemon was like: "Talk to me lady, Im all ears"
@_mm___3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, cmon, the products on the shelves next to the cashiers isn't that wierd." *The products on the shelves next to the cashiers:*
@fongus64203 жыл бұрын
Glorbox
@MythicalAM3 жыл бұрын
“Guys we accidentally sold illegal lemons. We need them back what do we do?” “Um how about a PSA?” “Your fired” “What about a message with a sentient one eye lemon so they can give it back to us?” *genius*
@redacted61693 жыл бұрын
Oh they just sell bars of chocolates on the shelves next to the cashiers for us.
@TheWizardGamez3 жыл бұрын
buy a plumbus, made of freerange plumbus material
@giogaming2010 Жыл бұрын
This Is Better Than All YT Ads I Seen
@TheAustralianKnight12 күн бұрын
Alternative Titke: If Cyriak has his own shopping business
@jiren293 жыл бұрын
"Oh-oh-oh, Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for you-u-u-u!" I can't stop hearing it
@sbcool10273 жыл бұрын
BUY TICKETS NOW
@shooby94963 жыл бұрын
*Blows party horn*
@aminaharris64863 жыл бұрын
You're hired :)
@vonnie0_03 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop hearing it either, please make it stop, please help me it’s getting louder
@bigdipper85723 жыл бұрын
Sounds like threat
@X-SPONGED2 жыл бұрын
_"You have no idea what's in store for you !"_ To regular customers just sound like a corpo's catchy slogan but to enemies or rivals of the company it sounds like a genuine threat or a warning, I like that premise.
@aimster24722 жыл бұрын
Dimensional traveler here: this is a normal store across the multiverse
@thanatos_echo.2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@kellybeanthe2nd9642 жыл бұрын
Please tell me that you're a therapist
@normiewhodrawsonpaper45802 жыл бұрын
Someone with an scp pfp, commenting something not related to scp on a video that sounds like an scp sounds impossible yet here we are.
@stainlesssteelfox12 жыл бұрын
Not just rivals. It sounds like one more innocent throwaway jingle at first glance, then you parse it out and it suddenly sounds sinister.
@Flightkitten Жыл бұрын
honestly, Omega Mart is basically a store except you are your dad going to get the milk
@DannyGruesome Жыл бұрын
The pig blowin the party thing got me lol
@sundew38483 жыл бұрын
This feels like a job for the SCP foundation.
@aioctober8733 жыл бұрын
Stop fucking talk about us dammit! We already distributed a bunch amnestics to piss off 3000 to make you guys forget
@sundew38483 жыл бұрын
@@aioctober873 bruh didn’t the SCP foundation play off all the websites and videos about SCP’s as creepypastas? Now ur just exposing the foundation.
@aioctober8733 жыл бұрын
@@sundew3848 Shut up before I make you I know are with us too specifically because you know how we operate
@sundew38483 жыл бұрын
@@aioctober873 nah, we’re just 2 idiots on the internet. Isn’t that right?
@aioctober8733 жыл бұрын
@@sundew3848 yup Totally *we need to get the fuck outta here*
@e58583 жыл бұрын
“Nut-free salted peanuts” You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this
@maxblanchard52583 жыл бұрын
Finally a product for those of us who have allergies
@myld_panic44163 жыл бұрын
salted peanuts are already nut free XD
@ministryofwrongthink69623 жыл бұрын
That’s why Omega Mart is so awesome - They’re the perfect balance of Creepy/Funny
@yosefdemby87923 жыл бұрын
@@myld_panic4416 Yeah yeah, Mr. Technicality. We get it.
@myld_panic44163 жыл бұрын
@@yosefdemby8792 this person is also nut-free salted peanuts
@RedHeart-gt9xrАй бұрын
That guy at the beginning turning into dozens of scanners is actually terrifying
@isaacgentz3319 Жыл бұрын
This gives off so many liminal space vibes, really neat!
@nickshereofficial3 жыл бұрын
they somehow managed to make something that is creepy but oddly funny at the same time
@bleachedslime94483 жыл бұрын
The store is even better the employees stare you down and will randomly sneak up on you and yell in your ear then give you info
@starwarsgeek9443 жыл бұрын
@@bleachedslime9448 Wait, this exists?
@starwarsgeek9443 жыл бұрын
@@bleachedslime9448 Holy shit, It is real!
@bleachedslime94483 жыл бұрын
@@starwarsgeek944 yes i went there like four days ago its awesome
@bleachedslime94483 жыл бұрын
@@starwarsgeek944 in las vegas nevada at area 15
@FBI-kz1nv3 жыл бұрын
This looks like something that would play on a commercial break at the SCP foundation
@MythicalAM3 жыл бұрын
They got the glorbox
@zarrowthehorse3 жыл бұрын
Portal
@tylorbronson53493 жыл бұрын
Makes me think y’all know something
@scpfoundation10963 жыл бұрын
It is
@GregLemons3 жыл бұрын
No it doesnt
@Scudmaster1111 ай бұрын
1:05 I love that simple logo action and the jingle
@cillbipherthedorito Жыл бұрын
I love the fact they stop when the pig blows the party horn in the “happy new year” advertisement
@PikaPetey3 жыл бұрын
I tried to make some omega mart lemonade and they started screaming at me
@DanielDangerous3 жыл бұрын
Adds a nice kick of anguish
@bogie_bandit2183 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lukaszbarszczak17753 жыл бұрын
Which They?
@maynardwaterhead71163 жыл бұрын
@@lukaszbarszczak1775 the them
@TesserId3 жыл бұрын
Silly, you're supposed to let them make it for you. Just remember, it's rude to look when they do.
@casey65563 жыл бұрын
TBH the most ominous part of the New Years’ Ad is definitely “It’s gonna be a great 2020!”
My favourite one is "Have you tried or orange juice?" "Seek help immediately"
@Melonfeline2 жыл бұрын
Oh oh oh omega Mart, you have no idea what’s in store for you!
@Sillybug_2 жыл бұрын
“When life gives you lemons, give life to them” -Omega mart scientist 2020
@popolnocy2 жыл бұрын
Cave Jonson approved
@SouthyTR2 жыл бұрын
@@popolnocy best reply I saw this week
@deadmemes212 жыл бұрын
@@popolnocy When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! …with the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
@Thodoraras20002 жыл бұрын
Giorno giovanna: don't mind me if i do
@gabesterwitz90542 жыл бұрын
@@popolnocy Cave Johnson's motto
@scoopishere78813 жыл бұрын
The lemon's eye widens when the lady says "carefully disposed of".
@monji68383 жыл бұрын
Lemon demon
@okthen11593 жыл бұрын
@@monji6838 yes that is how lemon demon was born
@_Rxckstar Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this is actually a place you can go to, it was made by a company called meow-wolf, and it’s in area 15, in Las Vegas. :)
@pulpingamerxd1939 Жыл бұрын
0:53 the lemon: *i dont have any idea what im doing here*
@SpiraSpiraSpira3 жыл бұрын
Alright, none of the creepy shit did anything to me but the “Nut-free salted peanuts” made me crack up.
@Oldbmwr100rs3 жыл бұрын
The actual store has root beer vape juice flavored root beer.
@doodlebob99433 жыл бұрын
*100% SALT*
@ShadeATV3 жыл бұрын
I bought some Lil’ Meow and now my cat is terminally ill despite enjoying it. Tuna rabbit doesn’t cause cancer though, only Pigeon Mouse. My bestie boight tuna rabbit and her cats aren’t sick
@potatodude39473 жыл бұрын
the end of the ham commercial was probably supposed to be a jumpscare, but my sense of humor is so broken it just made me wheeze
@paolom16473 жыл бұрын
For me was the new year one
@runiqe3 жыл бұрын
"Honey, the orange drink is acting up again, could you bring the bat?"
@e58583 жыл бұрын
“Hold on, I think the lemon hid it”
@bubblegum78383 жыл бұрын
@@e5858 "It better not have! That should've been disposed of!"
@Vileplume873 жыл бұрын
@@bubblegum7838 “But it it looked sad!”
@FoxyARYT3 жыл бұрын
@@Vileplume87”I don’t care, they said to get rid of it for a reason honey!”
@sabertoothno343 жыл бұрын
@@FoxyARYT "But it hasn't done anything wrong! It's just been staring and enjoying my stories I tell."
@ARandomWolfApproaches Жыл бұрын
I've been to meow wolf in Santa Fe and it's bizarre but also beautiful, I wish I could've known more!
@stainlesssteelfox1 Жыл бұрын
It's like a friendly eldrich horror is trying to fit in around humans by pretending to be a grocery store. It read a book on 'How to grocery store for humans', but ended up skimming most of it and just looking at the pictures.
@mrmoneymangoescrazy3 жыл бұрын
Imagine your mom just thinks this is a casual store with a lot of short prices and then she just walks in and then there’s just a bunch of distorted things that she actually try’s to buy
@thatoneegg92293 жыл бұрын
That explains the vortex in the fridge
@frostyfieIds3 жыл бұрын
you have to pay $35 dollars to get in
@foxyloxyBABE3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I mean who doesn't want to have a staring contest with a lemon?
@liriodendronlasianthus3 жыл бұрын
Apparently a bunch people thought it was a normal mart.
@OrigenalDarkMew3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, I heard you can buy most the products at the exibit 😆 I think I'd buy the box that just says "Done".
@Pudding_Pupp3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god if selling individually wrapped bread starts becoming a thing I’m going to go insane.
@AbsoluteRatBastard3 жыл бұрын
Such a waste of fucking plastic
@ilostmysocks59453 жыл бұрын
Its been around for a while but its mostly just used to feed poor elderly people like my grandparents (only reason i know of it) so im just hoping it doesn't blow up and become some weird fad or something
@Pudding_Pupp3 жыл бұрын
@@ilostmysocks5945 Oh like in elderly care facilities or something? I guess I could see that being a thing, but it really is wasteful.
@itdobelikethatsometimes.74623 жыл бұрын
I have some bad news
@Noosh_noot3 жыл бұрын
What if they start selling sandwiches in those normal loaf sized packaging
@-s0ra Жыл бұрын
Cashier when she accidentally scans her own hand: I regret working here.
@oxsy53626 ай бұрын
“You have no idea what’s in store for you” They really did mean that
@ChaosCrystalArtist3 жыл бұрын
These are the most threatening and passive aggressive commercials I've ever seen in my life even despite them not being actual commercials
@erikwaterson3613 жыл бұрын
But they actually are real commercials. They were put on TV to advertise the real Omega Mart in Las Vegas. Its an art exhibit by Meow Wolf
@ChaosCrystalArtist3 жыл бұрын
@@erikwaterson361 wait what- that's just made my day slightly better knowing that these are actual commercials
@ThatOneLebaneseGuy3 жыл бұрын
I thought these commercials were fake too, until i looked up the place and it’s real! And then my brain was like: “Huh, maybe these are online exclusive ads (like you could only see these ads on the internet like as a KZbin ad or on any website)” but when i saw this comment... i was genuinely surprised they took the time to put it on tv, imagine the people who saw the happy new years ad for the first time and then they jump when they hear the ending. Since most people who watch TV are elderly people, I think that might cause some heart attacks... But other than that, I’m impressed with the work done here. They have the mix of both creepy and hilarious at the same time.
@quit47813 жыл бұрын
@@erikwaterson361 wait these are ACTUAL commercials-?? Woah i feel so much better all the sudden for some reason.
@Sneaky_Snail_Pie_023 жыл бұрын
I thought the commercials were for a creepypasta-like youtube thing. Like watch them in any order to get the whole story. Then found it was a real place that essentially that's what you actually do and went "Welp I know where I wanna go next."
@alecxander95733 жыл бұрын
This sounds more like absurdism humour than a creepy pasta.
@judithsixkiller55862 жыл бұрын
Have you seen any Will McDaniels KZbin video's or Scarfolk Council blog? They would both blend in quite nicely with the Omega Mart dimension.Although Scarfolk humor tends to get a bit darker.
@nesyboi94212 жыл бұрын
Its a real place too
@maestro-zq8gu2 жыл бұрын
Tell us more professor.
@themaninthebox49062 жыл бұрын
Because it is absurd humor 🙄
@bellalotario2 жыл бұрын
2:50 lmao
@JbSquaredoff11 ай бұрын
"You have no idea whats in-store for yooooooooou" is true
@_RussiAnGame Жыл бұрын
“Never let them know your next move” -*Director of Omega Mart, probably.*
@bradythegorillazguy59993 жыл бұрын
Omega Mart: Walmart having a stroke and a heart attack at the same time.
@CuteLilEldritch10103 жыл бұрын
And a seizure
@nimbll_71623 жыл бұрын
Anomalous Wal-Mart
@abtl11543 жыл бұрын
@@nimbll_7162 Anomart
@sarahvanrooyen72803 жыл бұрын
Lol
@e58583 жыл бұрын
And a [REDACTED]
@cfm_en3 жыл бұрын
i love how they managed to do surreal correctly without it being disturbing, just weird.
@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis33653 жыл бұрын
Without being disturbing?????!?!! Oh you people in USA are really crazy In Russia if you'd show ad like that im sure 90% people would call police, report the ad and sue the omega mart for disturbance and providing to panic
@cfm_en3 жыл бұрын
im not even in the usa lol
@dplocksmith913 жыл бұрын
@@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 you live in Russia. Death is constantly a hair's breadth away, and if a company isn't giving its cut to the mafia, it dissappears. Omega Mart would be able to operate with impunity so long as it gave Vladimir Putin the opportunity to profit from it.
@Talonistrying3 жыл бұрын
@@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 ...You do realize OmegaMart isn't a real store, and these aren't real commercials, right? Edit: Apparently, no one is reading the rest of this thread, so I'll say it here too. I know it's a real PLACE, it's an art project pop-up type of thing. It's still not a real store, and these aren't real commercials, rather, advertising for the attraction.
@astrokitty76813 жыл бұрын
@@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 you know these aren’t real right- also like ooo live in Russia like cool?
@LordProteus Жыл бұрын
Omega Mart is an existential threat.
@jack-o8781 Жыл бұрын
Wake up spray the ultimate predecessor Naptime!
@simplychaos30773 жыл бұрын
The amount of scp vibes i got from this video is *u n r e a l*
@luck55503 жыл бұрын
When the scp foundation needs money so the start a shop vibes
@MigWith3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ej-10303 жыл бұрын
If Wondertanment made grocery items
@autobotCRSHR3 жыл бұрын
You know Dr. Bright came in and [REDACTED] the lemons...
@supergobgoblin4243 жыл бұрын
Well this ad is actually a cognito hazard... Now you will be [REDACTED] for [REDACTED]
@mateuszszulecki52063 жыл бұрын
i wonder how many people at one point thought omega mart was a legit grocery store and not just art
@spielunky23513 жыл бұрын
Well it says mega art if u read betwen the lines.
@KillerCrewmate25263 жыл бұрын
It’s sad.
@jupiter.86313 жыл бұрын
actually omega mart kind of was an actual store, you could buy most of the products at the installation, the products on the shelves at least
@justacat153 жыл бұрын
Me at the start of video
@CaptSumTingWong13 жыл бұрын
I went last weekend, came home with drinks, hot sauce, and more! Its a real store :)
@hipposfordays1230 Жыл бұрын
i love how the pig keeps doing that 2:45 s tier comedy
@blackheartangel4138 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe this is a real place. Sounds like something straight outta Nightvale
@CassandraCarter3 жыл бұрын
The ham commercial fully leans into the fact that celebrating New Years 2020 is more terrifying than a dark distant future in the fourth millennium.
@Gogglesofkrome3 жыл бұрын
war ham 4k - in the grimdark future of 4020, there is only ham
@MN-bx5cs3 жыл бұрын
The other years are warnings
@MSB-sn1md3 жыл бұрын
Also rip headphone users
@user-rw8vs1we3y3 жыл бұрын
2:38 2082: Peeg become hooman
@jaimecarnero50753 жыл бұрын
I was the like number one thousand
@duineeireannach65883 жыл бұрын
This is creepier than the anti-smoking ads
@spongenoob44093 жыл бұрын
Yeah but at least it's funny
@catastropheintended883 жыл бұрын
Impossible
@theeeping3 жыл бұрын
ikr, the lemon ad is even more creepier because it has an eye
@yarlodek58423 жыл бұрын
No. This was fucking hilarious, anti smoking ads are always either complete cringe or complete nightmare fuel.
@theeeping3 жыл бұрын
@@yarlodek5842 that's true lol
@MartinJordan Жыл бұрын
Everything about this is excellent. It's visually amazing, it's just like supermarket ads of old and it's just this side of bonkers to take you down the uncanny valley
@carrotfoot643 жыл бұрын
The scariest part is you apparently have to buy tickets to even get in to a simple shopping mart.
@Gone293643 жыл бұрын
SCP foundation if it was Walmart rip-off :
@davidkonevky73723 жыл бұрын
It's because it's an actualy walk-through art piece. It has a bunch of easter eggs and ofc it has the omega-mart building itself
@carrotfoot643 жыл бұрын
King Gamer Oah! That’s actually really neat. Thanks for the info!
@trivkypeak-eye35573 жыл бұрын
Omega mart is anything but a simple shopping mart
@scoobyzoinks3 жыл бұрын
*Stares at Costco*
@hidingisuseless55693 жыл бұрын
Tbh this is actually better than most ads these days 😂
@ericbazinga3 жыл бұрын
I'd shop there if it was an actual grocery store (that sold normal things of course)
@eldhaxan3 жыл бұрын
@@ericbazinga even with the anomalous shit I would want it
@gh0stbn3563 жыл бұрын
@@ericbazinga well you can go there and buy some stuff in the store
@shishoka3 жыл бұрын
I'd shop at Omega Mart.
@gh0stbn3563 жыл бұрын
@@shishoka go to las Vegas, some of the items in the store are for sale too!
@coolioguy825 Жыл бұрын
my favorite commercial was the happy new years one where the pig keeps interrupting the outro until the microphone quality becomes low and your eardrums explode 2:42
@calebjohngarcia20247 ай бұрын
That lemon looked absolutely terrified when he saw the hand
@meat-hook3 жыл бұрын
I'm telling you: don't buy their tampons.
@sens0ry0verl0ard73 жыл бұрын
Why, doesn't everybody love some wiggling from em?
@dead47693 жыл бұрын
@@sens0ry0verl0ard7 This is cursed
@mistermoo76023 жыл бұрын
The more blood they absorb, the bigger and more powerful they become.
@saturnianrings39203 жыл бұрын
Sucks the blood out of your entire body, will leave you a dried up husk. 7/10
@lazzy0dog3 жыл бұрын
Nice one xD
@vinescent13703 жыл бұрын
The lemonade was so passive scary and it felt like an emergency broadcast
@restoul13 жыл бұрын
it's just a lemon
@romare87633 жыл бұрын
It's just a lemon
@ehpotatoes3 жыл бұрын
just a lemon
@nil86593 жыл бұрын
it's just a young version of lemon demon from fnf
@lancerspades16033 жыл бұрын
Careful, he might turn you into BRUH
@zackattack32 Жыл бұрын
Me and my girlfriend recently visited the omega mart location in Las Vegas and my god their tagline about “You have no idea what’s in store for you!” Was so fucking accurate. I didn’t even realize it was an arg to solve until we were there for about 20 minutes. It’s such a cool experience with so many twists and turns that I can assure you won’t expect. Such a fun and crazy experience
@aidkik580 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to have the omega mart jingle stuck in my head for weeks now, this could be SAW's theme song, like the creepy clown mask with a big smile singing this like your on some game show
@ufcoque86973 жыл бұрын
This company's annual reports probably something like "When run out of earth fruits, we sell the ones we have in the mother ship-- I mean"
@staticanimations36783 жыл бұрын
“Celebrate the new year with savings! Like this honey glazed *hÆmM* .”
@phrog50033 жыл бұрын
_AE_
@mountain93103 жыл бұрын
@Jasleen Gil honestly the best part in my opinion
@Tucosifo3 жыл бұрын
i cant figure out if im hearing hand, sand, or ham. i know its ham but my ears are confused
@crockdog98383 жыл бұрын
@Jasleen Gil you scared the fuck out of me
@Helicopter73 жыл бұрын
Ok
@JoeManza Жыл бұрын
“Buy tickets now.” That should be evidence enough that Omega Mart isn’t a real grocery store.
@Urfav.kaitlyn2 жыл бұрын
Honestly Omega Marts ads are golden. Such a good advertising style. And I'm not being sarcastic, it's actually kinda smart
@akuguy65312 жыл бұрын
You could say that they are Omega Smart.
@titanqueen72172 жыл бұрын
It’s an art installation, but it functions like a real grocery store, in that you can actually buy the products there. There’s also hidden doors and slides, and a storyline to work through
@forgottenchannel10912 жыл бұрын
No, this is cursed advertisement. Yeah it's funny but that lemon scares me...
@Urfav.kaitlyn2 жыл бұрын
I would say omegamart has the weirdcore style. But it's a real grocery store, just more kid like cause there's fun things to do when your parents are shopping. And the food is normal, just weirdly advertised
@forgottenchannel10912 жыл бұрын
@@Urfav.kaitlyn It's weirdly advertised and now I can't look at a single lemon without remembering that creepy eye
@weepingkoopa28623 жыл бұрын
I like how you can tell that the "Lemons" used to be people are begin panicking once they fully realize what has happened to them shortly before an arm comes to get them.
@randomvideogameeventwatche93493 жыл бұрын
Oh thats why my lemon had an eye
@emirkara86603 жыл бұрын
Now ı know why thats dangerous Time tho make the lemon a juice!
@linguine10913 жыл бұрын
I thought it was panicking cause it realised it was getting recalled
@SaviourV3 жыл бұрын
That probably explains the orange juice experiment bit...uh oh.
@weepingkoopa28623 жыл бұрын
@@SaviourV might have been a previous experiment involving lemonade. The Orange Juice only gave you glowing skin and a $5 voucher.
@sillyarj Жыл бұрын
I love how the person speaking is completely casual just talking about deals, while the background is absolute chaos
@TheCC2003 Жыл бұрын
I liked the commercials being set from the 20th century era.
@cheesebird40573 жыл бұрын
humorous horror is my favorite type of horror
@lamazmorradelesqueleto71663 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ClawCraw3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@android40x333 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite type of humor
@TheWhiteDeerGrin3 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with you dude
@e58583 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Used to be more popular.
@A.M-M.3 жыл бұрын
The SCP foundation’s going to have a field day with these guys and all the anomalies
@lardlover37303 жыл бұрын
@@wburchell3468 lmao
@i_teleported_bread74043 жыл бұрын
The foundation is garbage, dude. Edit: Man I just upset a lot of twelve year-olds.
@eagles52053 жыл бұрын
but like would the store itself be a anomaly and all items be counted as with it or would every object be its own scp
@roxana79423 жыл бұрын
@@eagles5205 Probably gone be like 001-A or B, all the way to Z. If theres more than 26 items? Go to numbers.