Omega mart ad compilation

[@Xavier_Ns]

Please subscribe to help me pay for the oxygen bill

[@pieceofbogus110]

Sure

[@Ihaveagasmask]

How American

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

the what bill

[@whydoihave100subs]

@@ProfessionalBugLover oxygen

[@unduloid]

You should really switch to neutronium.

[@Flowery0]

Omegamart feels like a super market run by aliens who really love selling stuff only with good intentions, but have no idea what's normal for humans

[@Omegato69]

Yes

[@Fan_Of_Things6876]

It does

[@bouwny9000]

like in the halloween ad, there are some random stuff that they put in the pumpkin, maybe they just think that is normal for humans

[@mithiwithi]

A D&D equivalent might be a marketplace in the Prime Material Plane, but run by slaadi.

[@lukascase5054]

Ong

[@simplenlocal]

I like how omega mart just dosent know how to make anything safe yet dosent want anybody to die

[@RXdash78]

Well omega mart isn't evil....just seemingly disconnected from the fabric of our reality. It's like if a lovecraftian god tried to run a supermarket based on what it could learn from the memories of insane humans. Oega mart is trying to appear to us in a form our minds can comprehend. There's just some things that don't translate perfectly. It's still the best deal on glorbox you'll find outside of black friday.

[@josukefrthistime]

I think it's owned by either Lab Discovera or a Glorbox (Also, I love your Kirby pfp, so cute!)

[@simplenlocal]

@@josukefrthistime and here we are

[@josukefrthistime]

@@simplenlocal let's meet the ultimate lifeform, specimen ID-F86!

[@simplenlocal]

@@josukefrthistime proceeds to unleash multiverse ending alien

[@wpiyl]

The best part about Omega Mart for me is that they don’t necessarily tell you it’s an art project, they leave it up to you to guess that.

[@sandramilenajimenezcruz]

WHEAT SQARES

[@leviticuzlila6950]

@@sandramilenajimenezcruznice quote.

[@The_Huddle.]

“Buy tickets now”

[@aadamcader8764]

Mega _art_

[@Marder_IFV]

​@@aadamcader8764_Mega Art_ indeed

[@shalopay1763]

I like how orange juice basically goes "You consumed our product? Seek help immediately!"

[@gartenjulia2301]

3:23 breaking the 4th wall

[@KiwiDaCat-p9b]

@@gartenjulia2301 "JOE! GET THE F**KING FIRE EXSTINGUSER!!!!!!"

[@TheMr.riddle]

I love their little jingle at the end of each commercial

[@lukeigitheextraterrestrial5416]

Omega meat! Meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat

[@hemsasdemons]

I know! I sing along to to it everytime.

[@agatamackiewicz6913]

Its going to be stuck in my head for a whie

[@Silas123]

The instrumental is even better

[@ggage720]

its the only thing normal about this

[@greatbiglummox8431]

I like how there’s no alternite motive, aliens really just want to make a cool store

[@GumSkyloard]

It's like an alien with a limited grasp on human culture tried to make these-

[@123benyb]

Sure...

[@vem4510]

@@GumSkyloard True.

[@fireentertainment5]

169 likes

[@FlyingFlowewe]

Its like an alien with a human voice

[@oliviastewart601]

The lemon always makes me chuckle a little- cause it legit gets so scared when they said it would be "carefully disposed of" and it just gets so afraid.

[@irishcailin3570]

When I first watched the lemon ad I got goosebumps

[@venomfan2020]

2:15 Lenny the Lemon! He's a 1-eyed lemon! 2:27 Wait, why's Lenny so nervous? Wait, HEY! MR. HAND, GET OUT OF THERE, YOU'RE SCARING LENNY!!!

[@timemachine-hell]

Lenny the lemon: hello I exist Mega mart:please return these lemon and we will carefully dispose of them Lenny: wait what. HEY NO NO N-

[@JoeytheKangarooTech]

@@irishcailin3570 same

[@CheekoBoy]

nah man, just a lemon demon reference *the lemon demon song "I've got some falling to do plays*

[@ZeGamerZ-]

“O-O-O-Omega Mart! You have no idea what’s in-store for you!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sumthingwikked4257]

I'll give you a hint: LOW PRICES!

[@mikeivoyloff1656]

The cheesiest commercial jingle ever made

[@D_AnthonyForeskin]

OMEGA MEAT 🗣️

[@JetFalcon710]

​@@D_AnthonyForeskin Meat meat meat meat, meat meat meat meat meat meat!

[@Sillybirdy524]

O-O-O-O-OmegaMega Meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat!

[@sku11erddsh]

In an alternate universe, OmegaMart's products and ads are considered normal while stores like Target and Walmart are the weirdest things on the planet.

[@-catlove64-]

probably Omega mart's home universe

[@LoserLoiue2009]

​@@-catlove64-And a Walmart got switchwd into their universe

[@Sucksatgd]

Oh god stop it

[@tahminakhan9979]

this would be in the 16th universe

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Isn't Wallmart already another dimension?

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

You cannot convince me that ΩmegaMart’s “Wake Up” cleaning spray isn’t the secret antidote to SNL’s “NapTime” spray.

[@iraitsjffskts]

funny how i just saw this video after that

[@fuwwymasked]

It’s the total opposite of Naptime but instead of killing- I mean putting their targets to sleep, they give their targets unlimited energy

[@galaxygorl]

IKR THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

@@fuwwymaskedand as a result instantly explode

[@gargolgaming8101]

Some say when two spray at eachother, it makes a force able to break spacetime itself.

[@elephant_beard227]

So that's why my parents haven't come back with the mammal liquid yet

[@robloxplusyt]

💀

[@KelliMay-ql6us]

Milk ❌ Mammal liquid ✅

[@funnydj1999]

​@@KelliMay-ql6uspeople still know omega mart?

[@Fadeys664]

I love how we love this commercials more than our modern ads .

[@Pusheenkitcat]

So true LOL

[@ArchiezAviation]

!!Furry detected!! *You will be disposed of soon*

[@ArchiezAviation]

!!Furry detected!! *You will be disposed of soon*

[@Some-Dude1994]

If companies would make their commercials enjoyable and worth watching, nobody would be annoyed at a commercial

[@darthmaul7434]

Wilkins Coffee was so funny

[@TheMilitantHorse]

"Nut Free Salted Peanuts" so just salt, great

[@randomgirlonline2147]

Or could be salty penutbutter.

[@Anaxiphanes]

"YES!"

[@cghbv1585]

@@randomgirlonline2147 isn’t peanut butter just grinded peanuts?

[@owscanal3072]

Salted pea.

[@zimjim4500]

Peanuts aren't actually nuts

[@HamHamIsDeadInside]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that she called bread "Wheat Squares" 💀💀💀

[@thatsufferingguy1058]

Don't forget they're individually wrapped!

[@petrichor446]

Sounds like some off brand cereal

[@elbunko_]

did you just confuse wheat squares with bread? smh 😑

[@_neophyte]

gestating mammal liquid

[@kittymama9186]

I believe that the Coneheads used to call bread and waffles " Carbo portions"

[@SummerR-gi8li]

The thing that terrifies me is the expanding orange drink- imagine drinking that and it slowly expanding in your stomach

[@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172]

Infinite vitamin C glitch

[@ultimatecartoonist7709]

That better not become a deviantart thing

[@anggeloleonardohurtadoravi4854]

​@@ultimatecartoonist7709 it definetly will. No way to avoid that.

[@sumthingwikked4257]

I drink Omega Mart Orange Drink regularly and I have no prob--- *BLUUUURRRRGGGGGG* Welp, the shelves are restocked at Omega Mart!

[@togwam]

It may be why it was recalled

[@n1ghhtmare]

The fact that this place actually exists besides from being “just a concept” is cool af

[@N0remacsketch]

And you can actually buy stuff from there now.

[@sumthingwikked4257]

But NOW, it's not just a concept: It's your one stop shop for all your shopping wants! Need clean windows? Buy Dark Matter Spray here at Omega Mart! Need Mammal Liquid Toast Paint? Buy it here at Omega Mart! Need Milllllllllllllllllllllllllk? Omega Mart!

[@kylebooface6359]

2:31 i kinda feel bad for the Omega Lemon, i feel like i want one as a pet

[@LimeDotJPG]

Agreed, probably would be like a pet rock but alive. OR WHAT IF THEY JUST ROLLED AROUND

[@girosvaldodeskate2214]

I think thats would be the purpose, the problem is people thinking is just a common lemon, so they probabilly freak out and start to attack so it isn't eaten

[@usernametaken017]

@@girosvaldodeskate2214 i feel bad for whorever made omegamart lemonade and didn't use it as a bulding material

[@JJ_lol]

Lemondemon

[@agatamackiewicz6913]

Me too

[@calebhall812]

Why is 'root beer flavoured vape-juice flavoured root beer' seriously the most normal thing here? Seriously, I feel like I'm watching something directed by Cuthulu Himself

[@bloxydude2313]

ah yes, cuthulu

[@danielt.miranda2107]

@@bloxydude2313 cut him some slack, that’s a confusing-ass name to write

[@bloxydude2313]

@@danielt.miranda2107 probably because of how it's written

[@adepressedandemoscorpiosho6001]

damn, Cthulu be making scary ass shit then

[@intruwuder4183]

@@adepressedandemoscorpiosho6001 Yes he is

[@NeonManul564]

0:30 pov: what the band hall sounds like when the band director leaves for 0.00001 microseconds:

[@Brandangaming-j8i]

I relate

[@himlogicc]

POV: beginning band

[@NotThedemon]

True

[@thelettuceconsumer]

“It’s gonna be a great 2020!” I know that’s ironic but still

[@seancriswell4505]

Oh no, it's starting over!

[@robloxswitch5661]

Omega mart Is a weird store

[@Haz_wizZYT]

The government kept this a secret that its still 2020. They changed the calendar for that

[@stevendelong5259]

**3 seconds later** *GOD DAMN IT CAN YOU NOT MAKE MY EARS BLEED?*

[@nom1489]

If I buy 1 I get that one? Awful deal.

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Wow! The service was great. They said they work 9 days a week

[@MTJfan2017]

Wow, sounds excellent! ....wait

[@some-tiny-little-idiot8862]

Hol up-

[@yesty3473]

what happens on the last 2 days?

[@the_cat_the_cat]

@@yesty3473 Clearly, they work.

[@GumSkyloard]

Wow!! So hard working! That's why I love Omega Mart.

[@SweeperFilms]

the ads are so creepy and weird and i love it, i can imagine people that dont know omega mart is this whole huge thing and just going to their store, i love the concept of omega mart honestly

[@notNyxiann]

yeah

[@TimSzabo]

I find it funny

[@maddieb.4282]

You can’t “go to the store” by accident thinking it’s a real store. It’s a big tourist attraction and you have to buy tickets and stuff

[@blackqweenmars]

@@maddieb.4282yep but they did actually have a store that was just like a real store on the corner and I don’t know if it’s still there, but it was just a store with your products and you don’t have to pay tickets to go in. I watched the video where the people who created it were talking about it and they had to tell people that it wasn’t a regular grocery store because People thought it was when they walked inside😂

[@S0ckzzTh3C2l1c0]

I live for weirdness

[@andistansbury4366]

Never thought I'd watch a DVD case vomit up metallic sausage while a misterious force flips through an album of sliced lunch meat

[@beavermuffin]

By the way, that’s not sausage……

[@renth3m]

r/brandnewsentences

[@rollinlikebuer9059]

You never had "the talk" with your parents?

[@Jaojao_puzzlesolver]

So that's why dads haven't come back with the milllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk yet

[@snail9552]

Milllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk

[@blackimpostor5324]

Millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... ...llllllllllllllk

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Lemme get it!

[@cathyg3346]

Millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk

[@L4zy_Lun4]

My Millk in the bag: Millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk

[@bedelian]

I love when a company's tagline sounds like a threat

[@lolliii5477]

?

[@kitikitis]

What

[@bedelian]

@@kitikitis What

[@Octol1ng]

"You have no idea what's in-store for YOU."

[@BlaketheBlock]

i like how most of these replies didnt watch a minute into the video

[@unbrokenandalive1089]

Omega Mart commercials -- the most culturally enlightening thing currently available on YT...😶

[@reiayanamiisbestgirl2441]

Yes

[@vortex2858]

O-o-o Omega Mart You have no idea what is in youtube for you!

[@fireentertainment5]

569 likes

[@k9officerft434]

@@fireentertainment5 nice

[@k9officerft434]

@@fireentertainment5 it’s gone tho sad

[@personthatexists3784]

" hey kid want a glorbox?" "gee I sure do mister!" no regular conversation ever

[@aspidacctvods]

every*

[@Futureofforgottten]

he wasn’t ping to say every

[@josh-mu9um]

The glor box is actually pretty useful for making (]??:=!*^!-

[@TTCL911]

Actually that’s the most regular thing I’ve heard it helps me [[;;[

[@Li8aGun92]

Globox

[@isaacyoder4137]

When I was a kid, my friends and I used to go absoultely wild on the butter frenzy game! We'd save our lunch money at school and head over to omega mart on Saturdays and spend it all. None of our moms ever had to buy butter haha

[@DeltySwishy]

That pig with the blow thing that makes noise is the cutest thing ever

[@the_dk_channel8835]

Until the final blow, I almost leapt out of my skin it was so damn loud.

[@crow5228]

Yeah it scared the shit outta me

[@DeltySwishy]

@@santy6486 I don’t even know lol

[@DeltySwishy]

@@santy6486 idk

[@MrPinkfluffy]

i like robo pig

[@bigbowlofspaghetti]

The dude who accidentally turned himself into a pile of item scanners is both funny and also kinda horrifying

[@love4eva327]

Definitely.

[@GlitchedBruh_ManIsCrazy]

timestamp? edit: nevermind i found it

[@thepizzaguy8477]

the beep is like a flatline too

[@SirBitesALot101]

There's definitely going to be a sensitive nuisance who's gonna comment "Did you just assume their gender?" after they see your comment

[@flyingstonemon3564]

​@@SirBitesALot101 Nah It's obviously gonna be binary, It's an item scanner!

[@techpriestsalok8119]

I like how they finally figured out what humans actually want with the milk and cheese ad, but despite the name of the product being on the package they still chose the weirdest possible way to describe the product.

[@WESELY_CARTIER]

Except the glitchy millllllllllllllllllllllllllk

[@ZphyZphyer]

Dark matter

[@SoullessliiMai]

****G E S T A T I N G M A M M A L L I Q U I D****

[@Cloverthecat]

Milk loaf

[@loganiushere]

Sorry, you mean “Millk”

[@TPI_Trevor_Phillips_Industries]

"Buy One, Get That One" got me dying😂

[@infinitethenextkazekage392]

“Yeah, what’s omega mart??” _asks in an omega mart location_

[@Pissnburg]

“Located Mobile game ad person” “Terminating…”

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

You think they chose to go there?

[@latlequin1]

They're asking because they have no idea what this place is

[@IhateTADCok]

They just have -Ω braincells

[@Sillybirdy524]

∞mega mart

[@starmaker75]

This is like if you mixed a scp with adult swim bumps.

[@DiamondWorldYoutube]

Yeah

[@Bajongus]

*19 dollar pork card, who wants to scratch off the stuff and get meat?*

[@yourlocalcorrectidiot927]

Or some level in the backrooms

[@thearkadianm]

@@yourlocalcorrectidiot927 A Omega Mart like Backroom’s level would be interesting.

[@deslacooda]

My kind of meta

[@tttyyt7312]

"you have no idea what's in store for you" is just such a perfect tagline

[@HOVERFLEA]

“Mammal liquid” I’m crying😭😭😭

[@unduloid]

_Gestating_ Mammal Liquid, mind you!

[@tammytheranger7645]

There is no way the SCP team is gonna contain that store.

[@NVA3486]

We gotta call in the omega squads for this one

[@dr.prismatic5118]

working on it

[@NatureWonderCH]

We have an infinite Ikea, bold of you to asume we can't contain a Mart

[@iamarizonaball2642]

It teleports.

[@iamarizonaball2642]

It’s somewhere and nowhere at the same time

[@energicko]

This is like an anxiety and schizophrenia test video from an alternate 1985.

[@lantern2718]

“Hey, What are you going to have on your *wheat squares* ?” “Oh, not really anything special, just *mammal liquid toast paint* .” “Oh, that’s still cool.”

[@whydoihave100subs]

that’s kinda like in job simulator

[@johnfoltz8183]

Or wheat squares with cracker spackle

[@joieanthonyraquinio617]

mammal liquid wheat square paint*

[@tanto64]

Honestly, I like my toasted wheat squares with peanut-flavored mammal liquid wheat square paint and strawberry-flavord wheat square sweetening paste.

[@joieanthonyraquinio617]

@@tanto64 mom i need bleach im having a seisure

[@AlexanderSchaeper]

2:24 the way the lemons eye widens when the text says *disposed of.”

[@mrscrunklebot]

I love the fear in the lemon’s face when they say “will be disposed of”

[@jenniferanderson8775]

@John Woods lol true

[@schfart]

IT WANTS TO LIVE

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

More like eye

[@joeypickering5273]

I would buy one for a pet.

[@joeypickering5273]

Lemon friend.

[@frowogy]

0:40 what band class sounds like getting set up

[@towelclipz]

As a former band student, yeah

[@Wicked_Werehyena]

Exactly!

[@PEAQGHHEJHAJHDAJHSDA]

You mean 4:16 ?

[@frowogy]

@@PEAQGHHEJHAJHDAJHSDA that too lol

[@deseuryderia]

but also just what a middle school band concert

[@radioactivepenguin34official]

All offers valid except Las Vegas location, however that’s the only Omega Mart location.

[@carlosramsesgonzalezbustos3915]

In our reality, you mean

[@RavenStarMedia]

For now, at least-I remember hearing they're planning one for Denver soon.

[@omerd602]

@@carlosramsesgonzalezbustos3915 I think somewhere I've seen that Omega Mart is the #1 supermarket in the worlds

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

las vegas would definitely be the state that would have a store that sells interdimensional objects

[@ItzBIULD]

@@DONKFORTRESS6956 las Vegas is a city in Nevada.

[@benitotortellini4093]

no matter how much omegemart hurts me, i support them!

[@FriendofMineralTown]

This is exactly what the 1980s told you all the grocery store was gonna be like in the 2020s.

[@clementpoon120]

i will buy an entire stock of milk if they made ads like thesr

[@Funkyfresh68]

@@clementpoon120 *gestating mammal liquid

[@woilah794]

Omega mart without the special characters is “mega art”

[@WreedTrimmer]

Because it’s an art show. The art that infinite times better. Mega art.

[@ChibiMechaGojira]

@@WreedTrimmer there actually 3 omega mart locations. But they are less then "mega" art. That makes it three times better

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Actually, without the special characters, Omega Mart is just not Omega Mart!

[@joshuasmyth3115]

Omegamart feels like the SCP foundations first initiative to familiarise safe SCPs to the public.

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Class D personnel are recruited for menial tasks such as inventory, clean up, stocking, bagging, rift induction, and micromanaging. Head Counts are regularly given during meetings and rift inductions. The approximation of staff must be no higher than 100.

[@MINE_OK]

6:15 “And done. No time for it? You’re done!” Idk why that made me laugh so much lol

[@loganwala894]

Dude I read this comment at that exact part 😂

[@voidkat4202]

“Warning: Will end in Contact” 😂

[@juststartingoff]

"Buy one, get that one..."Genius.

[@taydrabrookshire347]

I wish THESE were the ads KZbin gives us

[@SmileyGbox]

I would watch

[@ToxinD10]

Me too

[@L_f_h_yt]

Yes

[@-catlove64-]

Yeah I hardly ever get these ads, These Omega Mart, itemlabel and sometimes vat19 ads are the only ones I willingly watch

[@songsong6311]

The lemon is a refrence to the Burger King pokeball incident

[@TheOneAndOnlyClodsire]

We don’t talk about that here

[@OwOw_it_Lily]

@AppleErisant As someone born in 2000, I didn't know about the Pokéball recall until now

[@Ash-zm1vx]

Yeah, a lot of people on the internet (like me) wouldn’t have been around or old enough at the time, so “no shit Sherlock” really doesn’t apply here, this is useful and new info to I think the bulk of people watching this kind of thing

[@goodbye3175]

Is it-?

[@realbAnanaPlush]

what is it?

[@Romakes317]

Omega mart is scary but funny at the same time.

[@blackqweenmars]

I love how the premise is just a store, but somethings off, and there’s no jump scares or anything in the horror is just watching the ads looking like normal store ads at first and then they change into something weird and disturbing.

[@rowanberryjamproductions2n894]

Their jingle is stuck in my head still. I love it!

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD WHILE YOU STILL CAN, IT'S HOW THEY CONTRO-- O-O-Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for youuu!

[@YourAverageFan663]

@Singularity Point OMEGA MART LEMON CAN SAVE YOU HERE HAVE IT

[@beas_espofficial6245]

@@gorchillatheman-gorilla438 Omega Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat

[@jorgejaimes2210]

@@gorchillatheman-gorilla438 _O-o-o-Omega Mart you have _*_NO IDEA_*_ what's in-store for _*_you!_*

[@alyanahzoe]

@@jorgejaimes2210 i love it. but 4:18 😂😂😂

[@XX-sp3tt]

1:43 The claw machine just drops the prizes after you grab them? At least that's normal. Seriously that's the most completely normal thing I've seen in this house of horrors.

[@SmileyGbox]

I can see the frustration in his hands

[@IhateTADCok]

Thank you for your question Yes they do that to make them smash the glass and grab the butter eh em i mean hard cream because thats normal

[@Shadicals]

The thing that this is an actual real supermarket chain with the actual products is insane.

[@unproportionality8968]

the millk seems to be the most consistent item in the store. it does the same thing, it appears several times, and it seems to be unchanging

[@Lucy_LostWord]

millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…

[@_lun4r_]

​@@Lucy_LostWord well that's an obnoxiously long handle for just "Lucy"

[@PrincessShokora2002]

It’s solitaire milk

[@greenbean882]

And da lemon

[@yanderepotato5636]

2:28 that moment when the "Omega mart brand lemon" starts freaking out

[@amoleru]

WAIT ASHLEY TAYLOR OMG

[@yanderepotato5636]

@@amoleru yup! She is my fave meguca

[@yanderepotato5636]

@@amoleru also hello fellow magia record fan

[@yanderepotato5636]

@@amoleru whelp I gtg here's my discrord yanderepotato100#7270 bye!

[@keithkeith589]

*Lemon Demon moment*

[@Travzter]

I like how they look like commercials from the early 90s

[@americanwallace5216]

The low prices add to the extreme abnormality of Omega Mart

[@MogaTange]

“This will be a great 2020” is the scariest thing in the whole video

[@KelliMay-ql6us]

Omega Mart doesn’t know what Covid is 💀

[@makser6]

if stores actually advertised their stuff like this i feel like they would be more popular then they already were

[@tristantheoofer2]

lol seriously i think it actually would

[@lav-kitty]

some are trying to do something similar, but not as insane, probably cuz they're scared of scaring someone

[@GALuigi]

The Willie Nelson one genuinely freaked me out. A perfect example of uncanny valley and why people get creeped out by AI trying to appear human.

[@Erin-ce5gs]

I'm still wondering how they got Willie Nelson in on this lol?

[@paruf1sh]

I didnt even know it had the uncanny valley affect on people lmao, im autistic and not affected so you confused me for a second 😭😭

[@roxassora2706]

I love it.

[@FishwicksREAL]

@@paruf1sh I'm sorry? Never have I, as a person with autism, heard of such bullshit. Uncanny valley is a natural human reaction to things that look uncannily like humans but not quite. Saying you can't "see it as an autistic person" isn't autism, your brain is somehow lacking pattern recognition, something that is actually strengthened in many people with autism.

[@ShadowmancerLord]

Wdym AI? It's literally Willie Nelson and then they use a faceswap filter at the end

[@user-yr8mu1ce1m]

Thanks for a collection of all of these, since they privated all of these.

[@z3d-]

"That's good news for *my* brittle bones!" this is actually really funny.

[@mikehawk11]

More hahaha

[@towelclipz]

The ending of the laundry ad gets me every single time, it's just so stupid and abrupt

[@TheAndromedaGalaxi]

The meat one always gets me

[@greenstrawberryarm7230]

@@TheAndromedaGalaxi meat

[@slendrmeme5774]

meat

[@SimmonsEnjoyer]

@@slendrmeme5774 meat

[@jaysonklein6018]

Lol... turns into price guns.

[@harmlesstherobot7181]

4:18 scared the crap out of me. But also... HONK

[@Clutterthing]

H O N K

[@realbAnanaPlush]

*H O N K*

[@koykong3122]

Same

[@cristianemaria9320]

H Ø N K

[@playfulwalrus8417]

*honk!*

[@indoboom_not_here]

"oh oh oh.Ωmega mart you have no idea what's in-store for you!"🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@thedeekabides]

These are great! It goes from goofy gag to eldrich horror in seconds and I’m all for it.

[@xemirov9298]

Omega mart commercials are the attempts of a compromised AI to keep preserving human culture after a K-Class event. Edit: I believe I've seen a guy say that before somewhere else but it was missing in this comment section.

[@miltonferreira9287]

that makes... a lot of sense

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

The app is using iPhone cell data and my money

[@swiftspooner66]

I really don't think that's the case I'm not saying these videos are bad but half the shit in them is just weird for the sake of being weird is more than likely just another ARG but I do like that concept for an scp an ai that just has to keep human culture going even in its most mundane form like supermarket commercials meanwhile humanity is probably extinct that is a cool idea

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

@@swiftspooner66 your comment shall be disregarded for your name

[@firestorm5816]

@@swiftspooner66 well it’s also weird but cool that it’s an actual attraction.

[@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon]

3 stars out of 5 I bought a jar of peanut butter from Omega Mart today. When I opened the jar, I saw a pair of eyes staring at me from the peanut butter. I also bought some breakfast cereal from Omega Mart, and a giant squid jumped out of the box when I opened it.

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Why would you want peanut butter without eyes? What's wrong with you?

[@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon]

@@pinkdiamond1847 IDK, it's kinda weird to eat it while it makes _eye contact_ with you.

[@pinkdiamond1847]

@@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon yeah but if you can ignore that they eyes add so much flavour.

[@no-iw1ky]

@Pink Diamond yea especially when you bite into it and you taste blood and peanut butter ☺

[@pinkdiamond1847]

@@no-iw1ky aww you're making me hungry

[@justcallmegregiguess]

the pig at the end of the happy new year commercial is so cute honestly.

[@jojofanatico6928]

i dont get how people find this scary or unnerving. to me is just so stupid (in a good way) and really funny, all those glitches in reality are so random and they makes me laugh

[@hedonisticvoidposter6796]

This is like analog horror.

[@DavidIsCawl]

It’s due so some of the weirdness and the "source" think they use

[@sharonmiller7213]

I'm dying over here 😂😂😂

[@franciscoortizmartinez2409]

I think it's because of the dissonance it generates.

[@polissya00]

ham

[@dikdikmarzipan2819]

As terrifying as it looked I have never felt so much concern for a lemon in my life.

[@maskbunnyelectro8416]

It's actually an attraction to see a surreal like supermarket

[@riley5599]

Poor lemon.

[@davewolf8869]

I need an omega mart sticker for my van, note sure if the logo for advertising or a faded logo like my van was once an "omega mart" van

[@heliveruscalion9124]

what color is the van?

[@JetInAJar]

Language, punctuation, words?

[@justinlavine9209]

I see Omega Mart is a leader in taking customers by the hand and leading them to great savings! 2 for 1 hand in hand sale only this week! If you ever need a hand, just ask one of their friendly associates to lend you a hand. Hand in hand, they'll lead you to great savings like hand in hand in hands now 3 for 1 thru next Wednesday! With twice as many pairs of hands, you'll be handier than ever! Don't leave your next job short handed. By picking up a great value pack of 7 hands, you'll be prepared for any hard job big or small!

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Why go through all that trouble when YOU, yes YOU, can grow your own Omega Mart vehicle. Comes in a variety of styles such as Ferrari, Corvette, VW Microbus, Cybertruck, and now, for a limited time only, Correlian Cruisers! Omega Mart! You have no idea what can grow for you!

[@saltycow.]

This feels like if an advanced AI tried to make a generic retail store

[@danimgmd3510]

chat gpt be like:

[@Toro_t0r0]

It's all fun and games until you get a Omega Mart ad

[@adammac-ec8qt]

4:23 that’s scary I thought it was gonna be just a casual question but then they treat it like you ate a tide pod.

[@LimeCrimes10]

These commercials are funny and cursed But scary

[@ShadeATV]

All ham types from the New Year commercial 3:51 2021: Regular ham 3:57 2032: Ham drink 3:58 Pork capsules 4:00 Floaty ham, or as the aliens call it, HAAAAAAM 4:03 2222/2088 - Ham cubes 4:03 3002/3000: Pig snouts 4:04 Pig in a jar 4:04: 2090 Party ham tube 4:05 2047: Pig meatball 4:05 Pork in a pot 4:05 2082: Human head pork 4:06 3099: Robot pig 4:07 2020: Little party pig

[@grandmasteryoda2605]

that little party pig was kinda adorable

[@ShadeATV]

@@grandmasteryoda2605 Yeah, i thought that too! I still do

[@medicalwei]

新年快乐！

[@vitaliylomanoff1759]

​@@ShadeATVAnd It's Also Annoying.

[@ЮлияЮлия-ч2с]

The amazing digital circus song sound in omega mart 3:15

[@AustinSlayer227]

Omega Mart doesn’t seem to be a normal grocery store, considering the fact that you have to buy a ticket to enter. This makes it seem like an attraction, similar to the big gorilla they reference where you buy a ticket, and explore it on your own free will. They also make it seem like they’ll actually sell you stuff.

[@SSS_413]

I think they actually sell you stuff now tho - I’ve never gone I’ve only been watching everything to do with omega mart ever since I learned it was real lmao

[@tigerlily6435]

Ikr same but now I’m going on Tuesday and dragging my whole family with me ;)

[@jeanettemlehmann]

That’s cause it is!

[@maddieb.4282]

You’re right. They do sell things but it’s more like souvenirs than groceries

[@ShadowmancerLord]

I mean it is an art exhibit, but you can in fact buy anything on the shelves

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

Love the recurrimg gag of Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk

[@sovietunionmapping9846]

I work at omega mart, and whenever I’m at home and I see these ads I just start losing it. 🤣

[@blackqweenmars]

Are you for real? What’s it like working at a place as cool and as weird as that?

[@gianttacogod]

How is it?

[@chriswitt4846]

YO YOU WORK THERE

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

79 cent emergency clams? Excellent, i was running out

[@sumthingwikked4257]

We now marked it down from ten. Call that a... NOICE... deal! 😁 Omega Mart!

[@spongeintheshoe]

The fact that the 2020 version of the honey-glazed ham was a live pig implies that all of those were the same ham at different points in its existence rather than future-equivalents of honey-glazed ham.

[@sumthingwikked4257]

At Omega Mart, our meats are from a direct bloodline so pure, the savory flavor is the steal of the century and YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH THE CRIME! Only $99,999.95 with Tax! Omega Ham! You Ham no idea what in-ham for ham!

[@mikescoreandoculuschannel4835]

The lemons just like, huh? WHAT! DISPOSED! A-

[@theartoftimelapsemore424]

🎵 O-O-O, Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for you! 🎵

[@jenniferanderson8775]

HOOOOOONK

[@jorgejaimes2210]

_O-o-o-Omega Mart! you have _*_NO IDEA_*_ what's in-store for _*_you!_*

[@alyanahzoe]

4:18

[@bubblelovessans]

oh so these are the ads they play in the dream dimension. thanks for somehow getting them to reality and uploading it there!

[@paruf1sh]

For the people who just want to go to Omega Mart, they’re owned by Meow Wolf and have 3 locations in the west!! One in either California or Colorado and another in New Mexico! Ive been to the NM one and its absolutely gorgeous with lore about a family that went missing in the 70’s (i think) because the dad was tampering with dimension hopping, so its basically just a house with a huge collage of universes in it! Its an amazing experience and you guys should get tickets next time you’re down in NM.

[@Soggycheeseee]

So, is I just an art exhibit or can you buy this stuff? Or like is it actually made by aliens or smth

[@paruf1sh]

@@Soggycheeseee just an art exhibit lmao

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

Only the vegas one is Omega Mart, the others are the House of Eternal Return in NM and the Convergence Station in CO. I have been to the latter 2 and highly recommend them

[@sponegbobspineappel]

I love the way the lemon's eye goes completely shocked and scared when the narrator says "carefully disposed of"

[@lastchanc3stars]

The OmegaMart "Collector's Edition Meats" ad is probably the most clever personally. The butter-scented air freshener caused its price tag to slide down because it was buttered, and the fact that the meats can break reality just amuses me. Also, look at 6:59 -"This promotion is only available with a $750 purchase and a valid coupon that can be obtained *inside the bowels of any participating ancient sandworm in the metro area* "

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Get a load of the “Butter?” price. *$599!!*

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

The first time I saw it, I was surprised when the OmegaMart jingle was replaced with the word 'meat' repeated a dozen times.

[@TinyFoxTom]

This video opened my third eye and showed me everything from the lemon's perspective.

[@cosmixstar]

4:11 this made my day 5:31 this also made my day

[@lol_p_rare8762]

Meat meat

[@luki7614]

Meat meat meat,meat meat meat

[@raynbowplays757]

🥳🐖

[@madworld2806]

🥳🥳🐖🥳🥳

[@Corderoy98]

Meat moment

[@Doggo_on_vr]

We need a full version of the dark matter spray verse

[@Skeleton69696]

6:30 Reject Humanity, become a bar-code scanner

[@Cxm1113]

That's Omega Mart!

[@beanjuicejuicy1864]

This screams 1980s and I LOVE IT

[@theanimator3070]

5 out of 5 stars My friend ate a omega mart lëmøñ and before he was almost blind but now he is made of eyes thank you omega mart

[@theanimator3070]

My next question is that my coupon stopped screaming incoherently is it still valid or is it expired and it also has mold

[@WreedTrimmer]

@@theanimator3070 that means it’s expired if it is done screaming and has mold. Another thing to point out is if there is a portal in it to another dimension and some blood all over it.

[@theanimator3070]

@@WreedTrimmer thanks but it sprouted legs please help its now screaming at me and has an eyeball in its hand

[@WreedTrimmer]

@@theanimator3070 that means it’s about to self destruct because it’s expired and make sure it doesn’t explode that much

[@fizzystewz1503]

@@theanimator3070 4/5 for me, I bought some millk a little while ago, but when it got expired and I tried to throw it away, it just kept stretching and couldnt fit in the trash bag! what do I do???