Milton Keynes: City of the Illuminati

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Discover the history you never knew about one of Britain's newest - and most mysterious - cities. If you're looking for a traditional guide to Milton Keynes... this might not be the one you're expecting. Expect the unique, the bizarre, and the funny, as Biffo and Sanja take you on a tour of The City's weirdest spots...
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[@carriegray758]

This! This is the humor I miss! Lived in the UK a few years in the late 90s a few miles from Banbury and being Americans missing our commercialized society, would trip two hours (one way) to MK to visit the only "mall" we knew of at the time. Had a strange vibe even back then. So glad I found you. This is the humor we loved while there and have been missing ever since. New subscriber right here!

[@Digitiser]

Great stuff! Thanks, Carrie. Glad to have you aboard.

[@Karlito77751]

Is it high up there!

[@christopher9727]

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[@TheLightofJesus-js4nr]

Yes we are like walking black comedies, nobody does sarcasm like us english ha ha ha🤪

[@DanielleTunstall]

Im from Banbury I used to go there raving to dreamscape and helter-skelter 🫠

[@My2up2downCastle]

They knocked my Grandad's house down as part of the devolpement for MK........ he'd lived there for decades. It broke his heart. There's a bus station there now.

[@missfreshair]

😢

[@user-re9bm7he6v]

How sad 😢

[@Digitiser]

Sorry to hear that.

[@Jellybeans107]

aw your poor grandad, councils and government are bloody ruthless. they've never cared about us

[@Threemore650]

@@Jellybeans107and it’s prime farming land.

[@ladylaois8184]

Milton Keynes' funeral director has been speaking out about dark undertones for years. John O looney.

[@nan3271]

Oh yeah! I forgot he's from MK. 🫨

[@Digitiser]

!!!

[@robertjohnsontaylor3187]

He’s a very nice man and a dam good undertaker.

[@nunyabizniz1983]

I spoke to him via email at the start of the ‘pandemic’ he’s been correct about everything he has said and what he has seen over the last 4 years. Lovely man.

[@debravictoria7452]

Isn't he the one that spoke out about those odd clots?

[@James-cs2wi]

The Forerunner to the 15-Minute City😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@lonalxaia]

Yep!

[@julialouiseconnorjulou403]

You guys cheered me up 💖💖

[@julialouiseconnorjulou403]

There's a lot of info on the internet regarding Cliff,it's all on there, unless it's been removed.

[@gangoffour6690]

With inflation you only get 14 - minute cities now.

[@pennylockhart9553]

​@@gangoffour6690😂

[@scottmitchell4950]

MI5 have a communications centre on the outskirts of MK, my dad came here as one of the first residents from London to work on the ambulances, he told me while they were building the city he got a call to a construction accident, this accident was underground, he said the tunnels he drove the ambulance through were big enough to fit a double decker bus, there is 💯 a base underneath this city, height of the Cold War when building started

[@scottmitchell4950]

Commenting as I’m watching, Buddha is one man re incarnated many times, the Dalai Lama is the current incarnation in our time ✌️

[@paulklasmann1218]

That's HMGCC.

[@gemmaparnell6027]

My grandad helped design all the pipes and stuff under Milton Keynes, I never heard anything about this 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@dmasters1970]

Yup home of Bletchley Park too!

[@Ally-StaffyLover]

What a load of tosh. Heard it all now. 🙄

[@ladyluckapologies6077]

I know it's a good one because I'm weeze laughing and my grandmother keeps asking why am I making that noise. Very good, check plus.

[@Digitiser]

Huzzah!

[@brianblessednn]

I used to live in MK, in Grange Farm in fact! The curry place in the last shot was pretty great. Also, when I was new to MK, I got a taxi and told the driver I'd just moved here and he exclaimed with genuine shock "WHY??"

[@andrewwiltshire6569]

When I moved to MK back in October 1986 ,after settling down I invited my parents down and we dined at The Point outside on a sunny, summerlate afternoon .The waitress after taking my order ,whispered to me later ,why did you bring them here !

[@DTAM-Aviationshorts290]

Yo I live near grange farm

[@emzymedford6701]

​@@DTAM-Aviationshorts290yo i used 2 live in Stacy bushes!!!!😅

[@simonruszczak5563]

Living in MK is the ultimate question, LOL.

[@ciaraosullivan3755]

Wow, my family moved to Stony Stratford, Milton Keynes when I was 6 years old and I grew up there 😶

[@alexwells6876]

I wonder if the people of Milton Keyens actually realise how weird it is, or they're so unaware because they were born there.

[@Digitiser]

This also crossed our mind...

[@johnnypopstar]

They're so unaware because they're robots (⌐■_■)

[@multi.481]

as someone who actually lives here yeah i’ve always thought it’s kind of weird compared to other uk cities

[@rayrayravioli4250]

I'm very aware, Milton Keynes is a very weird place....

[@NevilleBamshu23]

​@@johnnypopstari ain't a robot bro..

[@suehughes-parry2795]

Years ago my partner had a job interview there and the vibes were so horrible that I stayed in the car ..he felt the same and didn't accept the job...luckily..

[@PJ-cj4uv]

Same here.. spent a day there fir a job.. never went back and never want to

[@sue7621]

Their time is up! Symbolism was their downfall! We are watching a movie 🎥 to wake people up! The calm before the storm! “What storm Mr President”? “You’ll find out”! Enjoy the show! 🎭🎭🍿🍿🍿 Nothing can stop what’s coming! It had to be done this way! The Best Is Yet To Come! ❤️💜❤️🕊️🙏🌎

[@margaretwallaces3625]

❤ Yes!

[@GodsGift-tr6bl]

Next they fully collapse economies..ramp up war slightly...then the big finale...they fake an alien invasion...made up of large autonomous drones controlled by A.I (skynet) whilst turning off all mobile networks and Internet forever.

[@MellowGaming]

Can't believe you'd push the conspiracy theory that Milton Keynes is a real place.

[@katebettesworth2638]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@staninjapan07]

too good!

[@thathurt]

🤣

[@welc0mechange738]

Why do i feel like ive just sat through a Top Gear Roadshow🤔

[@TheProphet420]

Lmfao 😂

[@coolcat6103]

Lmao yep a cross between clarkson n George Michael 😂

[@peachpotter]

@@coolcat6103Also very much like Ricky Gervais, who I adore ! This man has real presence. I would happily watch him each week presenting, well, .. basically anything!

[@coolcat6103]

@@peachpotter lol right!! However I know it’s an unpopular opinion but I thought the lady was very childish, especially with the Lego comment! I wish she’d just let him get on with it! As I said it’s an unpopular opinion but sadly I find I can’t watch. Oh well life would be boring if we all liked the same thing

[@djwilduk]

I went with my two dogs to the light pyramid on mid-summers day to watch the sunrise at 0447 with my two dogs. When walking through the park, one of the dogs did a poo. I dutifully bagged it up, but there was no where to put the poo. So I hid it in a bush, intending to retrieve it after the sunrise. However, when I returned the poo was gone! Someone had stolen it. This was near where you said it smelled of poo. It is all very odd.

[@Digitiser]

Damn you.

[@sharonmccarton2817]

☺🤣

[@FancySlut]

Spooky

[@davidguardado4739]

No damn Poo!💩

[@Emppu_T.]

I bet they sell sham poo at the shops

[@BQhjort]

"Six is a number as well", she said, with the voice of someone on the verge of coming to a life changing, reality shattering realization. I love Sanja.

[@Digitiser]

She's not wrong!

[@peachpotter]

‘The 3’s 6’s and 9’s’ Look into this. None of this is accidental.

[@karakh101]

This episode's head canon: Biffo is the new Doctor and his companion dragged him to Milton Keynes for some reason.

[@Fredgangai]

Hahahahaaa

[@Buddhavibez]

This reminds me of a channel that used to be on here owned by a guy called William. He exposed loads about the symbolism around London. Then his channel disappeared

[@Digitiser]

That's a shame.

[@trapset1539]

Swilliam? That guy was brilliant. Wonder what happened to him 🤔

[@JeffJeffers0n]

His channel hasn't disappeared, it's still on here, called: 'Swilliamism'. He has a second channel also called 'Swilliamism 2' No uploads since around five years ago though, it's very odd and suspicious, nobody knows what happened to him.

[@janettehunt5841]

Yes I loved his channel too..very informative,intelligent and funny.

[@user-ij1wg6nx8e]

Yea swillaims was a great channel! He’s completely disappeared since just before convid

[@ThisIsPete]

This video makes me want to play a '90s-style point and click adventure in which Biffo and Sanja investigate strange phenomena, but constantly get distracted by whether or not one of them can smell shit, and find their investigations constantly stymied by the presence of a shirtless man doing stretches in the middle distance.

[@Digitiser]

Wasn't going anywhere near him.

[@smacksalad]

"Is banging drums going to stop a nuclear war?!" Its worked so far! :)

[@Digitiser]

True!

[@halloweenville1]

It's easy to get lost in Milton Keynes, because everything looks the same.

[@OlizerVanAntoninus]

I once stopped there on a bus and thought it rather soviet looking

[@jettjones9889]

Most architects and town “planners” were/are communist leftists.

[@boroughgal4146]

I’m a firm believer it’s housing estates are based on soviet models.

[@geemac9380]

That crouching nearly made me die of LOL 🤣😭

[@SmoothEmJay]

Criminally under-rated video series for the production quality (I'm not even being [that] sarcastic).

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Jay (we think).

[@faenethlorhalien]

I love how Sanja always ends up being the more conspiranoic of the two. She’s the Sancho Panza to Biffo’s Don Quixote.

[@Digitiser]

This is fair.

[@emgee691]

As an Australian who's only heard of the name Milton Keynes, but nothing else, your presentation is very humorous , interesting and entertaining. Australia is a nation, a continent, full of roundabouts everywhere BIG cities, CBDs, small cities, big towns, small towns. Everywhere. The really do work well with traffic control and flow. Plus, saves on traffic lights. Milton Keynes reminds me of a small version of our political capital, Canberra. Beautifully constructed but absent of soul and character. As for Illuminati ......there certainly are symbols and structures representing power everywhere. The town has definitely been planned and constructed along some " interesting" blueprint.

[@Digitiser]

Interesting! If we ever make it down there to visit where Sanja grew up, we'll check out Canberra.

[@NickyVee]

I can vouch for Canberra being odd. It has the same ambience as an airport terminal.

[@staceyogier6154]

​@@Digitiser there are more freemason lodges in Australia than KFC'S.....probably. They have one in almost every town and suburb.

[@jfilm7466]

All that weird crap in Canberra freaked me out too

[@Karlito77751]

Yeh! It’s a shithole real shame!

[@fractalmultiverse]

MK really does have a weird vibe. Found this vid genuinely funny, interesting and thought provoking. Thanks for the content both, better then anything on BBC.

[@Digitiser]

Thank you!

[@tracylea2470]

Found this video, very interesting, great humour and real life presentation, your both informative and hillarious

[@jeanneoconnor6630]

BTW one of the producers of the BBC is a 33rd degree Knights Templar, which is to do with Illuminati!

[@paulgodden4974]

Another place with a really weird vibe is Salisbury, and Warminster. As we were driving past it from Cwmbran (one of the towns with the most roundabouts, and a New Town, like Milton Keynes, and Welwyn Garden City) to Cornwall for vacation, my mother would say it felt really creepy, and didn't like it. The area has a long history of Witchcraft *still going on, and has ley lines too.

[@Digitiser]

@@paulgodden4974 Indeed! We did a video on both! kzbin.info/www/bejne/f2Hcg5R9oaespdEsi=gMOYh-uNhpSRbyqp

[@hazy33]

Love MK. This isn't a funny anecdote but as someone that uses the hospital a lot the city's grid system means that whenever there's roadworks there's always a way round, doesn't bring the city to a standstill unlike most places.

[@lasanja914]

Good point. Have you come across any robot penguins at the hospital yet?

[@hazy33]

@@lasanja914 just looked those up, v cute! Sadly i've not seen them in real life 😞

[@danwhitehead6228]

I actually thought "Ooh, crikey, this is like a proper television documentary" at the start when Biffo starts his bit to-camera, but thankfully the Digi magic kicked in mere seconds later. #crouchgate

[@Digitiser]

You should know us by now...

[@emzymedford6701]

​@@DigitiserU guys are hilarious,thanks u had me howling!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Digitiser]

@@emzymedford6701 Success! Glad you enjoyed it, emzy. Check out our other vids too.

[@MrRockstar1968]

You referred to Liz Lay and lay-lines. There's also Liz for lizard aka reptilian.

[@pearlsaminger9544]

I've lived here 30 yrs ... nothing strange here , lovely green spaces and easy to get round . Houses are expensive , the bus service is lousy , lovely estates and some you really wouldn't want to wish on your worst enemies . It is what it is

[@Tobiemoss]

You have an incessant knack for cracking me up, starts off like a hip-hop video

[@Digitiser]

We're so street...

[@thinginajar]

@@Digitiser cuss

[@birchvand]

That monk must have done something terrible to a lawnmower in a previous life.

[@jettjones9889]

He defiled one

[@SPIFFgg]

Sensational revelations. I was really hoping Mr Biffo was going to use the E-Scooter seen at around 8 minutes in to do some high-speed urban exploring.

[@Digitiser]

I was tempted...

[@johnnypopstar]

For some reason your mention of "urban exploring" has reminded me of kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJDGomWOotx1jqs

[@Harryongorillatag]

Ok for anyone confused about the name Milton Keynes was named after the village that was already there

[@simonruszczak5563]

Maybe that's why they chose that village to develop.

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

As a member of the Illuminaughty I can officially confirm that all of this information is true and correct even though I have only just now heard about it. England is full of weird stuff like this that you just never think about, it's great! I'd love to have the robots around me but I'm afraid they'd be taken to the scrap yard and traded for a few tins of Stella

[@Digitiser]

Still weirded out that they don't get vandalised more...

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

@@Digitiser The obelisk keeps everyone under control, you had the chance to jump that fence and take a piece of that bush and yet you didn't...The obelisk prevented it!

[@ISISchan1]

Your username gives kkk vibes

[@littleowldme]

​@@DigitiserI had a chat with a guy that is the robots' engineer. He explained that every part of the robot allegedly has a chip or something in it, so even if you dismantle them, they can track the pieces. 🤔 The robots have 6 cameras too. They allegedly blur out anything higher than knee high, but who knows if they do.

[@tina-mariecrocker5687]

😂😂😂

[@JCOwens-zq6fd]

As a former Mason, Templar Commander of Knights etc i can confirm those are symbols of the order & many many towns like this all over the world. They were experiments like the USA itself & so many more. Not the absolute best documantary ive ever seen but it was definitely entertaining & it made me laugh. Makes talking about the grim truth of it all not so heavy & dark as it actually is. Ive had 6 attempts on my life since leaving all those years ago. Just be careful out there & watch your 6, things are going to get really hard for everyone soon enough. Do whatever you can to survive & good luck.

[@Digitiser]

Sorry about your rough years, JC. Glad we could make you laugh.

[@lauriannajones]

What made you leave?

[@slicktronix6990]

😂​@@lauriannajones

[@solariss452]

Between the MK City Centre and the canal, is another city centre - the ghostly replica and mirror image outline of the existing shopping area. There are numerous, empty and unbuilt lots, several car parks, footways, underpasses and cycle paths that are totally abandoned. its very strange to see it.

[@Digitiser]

Oooh, I wish we'd seen that.

[@lasanja914]

Creepy!! We may have to go back there!

[@solariss452]

A drone might be of use as it's got a 'lawless' feel to it.@@Digitiser

[@PositivePuppet]

Wow! I never knew anything about the hidden secrets of Milton Keynes, I only went for the shopping and train travel.

[@guybs1977]

Very well done had me in stitches, a good way to put interesting info out there. Gonna look up some more of your content now

[@Digitiser]

Thank you! Hope you enjoy the rest of it too.

[@lizziejem11]

WTF!!! wierd but my son brought up MILTON KEYNES last week then I see this! OBELISKS IN A HOUSING ESTATE!😮 robots!! 😮 great share thanks, 🤩👍🏻💥

[@Digitiser]

You're welcome, Lizzie. Lots more nonsense where that came from.

[@lizziejem11]

@@Digitiser this world is full of it! I believe it! 😮‍💨 I hope Greg Hallett soon takes the chair because we don’t want sunak in! All this nonsense needs to go!!

[@thathurt]

Obelisks in housing estates not uncommon. Northampton has a 100ft one. 😂

[@lizziejem11]

@@thathurt what In a housing estate where people live?

[@lasanja914]

@@thathurt Okay, deffo adding Northampton to the list of places we'd like to visit!

[@jackieoreilly568]

How have I only just come across your channel?!? You're so funny! ..and educational .. i think 😅 .. love it! Subbed 🫶

[@Digitiser]

Glad you found us now, Jackie!

[@Merc399]

LOL is this sense of humor common where you guys live at? hilarious! Dude the tone was perfect and if the channel ever blows up you gotta keep the production values exactly the same this was golden.

[@Digitiser]

I dunno if it's common, Merc. We're considered pretty weird here too... Glad you enjoyed it though. Hope you like the rest of our vids, which are just as dumb.

[@pharoaher3190]

It’s absolutely common in the uk 😂

[@molar1979]

Really glad I stumbled across your channel. Funny, entertaining and informative. Love the brass eye style intro.

[@Digitiser]

Thank you! Glad you like us.

[@thekeysman6760]

​@@Digitiser22:10 "The main Buddha." Was thin. You're thinking of the smiling, Chan Buddhist patriarch with the belly you rub for prosperity. Budai is his nickname, and he was a monk called Qici. Different person to THE Buddha from Southern Nepal!

[@Sedric-and-Charlie]

The town I live in was only built in the last twenty years. For the first couple years I lived there, they still had huge banners down the road advertising it as a wonderful new place for people to come and live. It honestly felt a little bit like living in a giant show home

[@Sedric-and-Charlie]

Also when Biffo was telling the story about the monk with the tractor mower: Me: "Oh no, I bet he crashed the tractor into the pagoda didn't he?" Biffo: "He was torn to pieces under his own tractor"

[@littleowldme]

I've lived in mk since 1976. And you've hit the nail on the head...yes, mk HAS felt like living in a show home street.

[@carlpollington5059]

The words Milton and Keynes both have six letters. And Patrick McGoohan's number in the Prisoner was Number 6. And the car your drive to Milton Keynes in has six wheels (four on the tarmac, one to steer it, and a spare in the boot. Unless you have that stupid tyre repair spray which is rubbish).

[@lasanja914]

😳

[@MichaelCook84]

You woke up at 6 am, had a piss at 6:06. At 6pm you had beans on toast with 6 slices of bread. Throughout the day you had 6 cups of tea, 6 glasses of water, 6 or 7 cigarettes and you went to bed at 9.06pm but the 9 is really a six upside down. At 9am you drove 9 miles to work, at 9;19 you read pages "6" 7,8 and "9" of the paper. Bought a chocolate bar from the vending machine in slot 9, took the receptionist round the back for a 69 and then joined the illuminati.

[@redladybirdmay7611]

One time I saw one of those robots and a crow having a stand off in the middle of a red way kinda near the point (red pyramid). and now you brought it up it was right around the time of nans birthday which is the day after the solstice...

[@Digitiser]

Join the dots...

[@lasanja914]

😧

[@gemmaparnell6027]

I love milton keynes, you can live in areas that are basically small villages, lots of nature around you as well as city amenities ❤️ no traffic, plenty of industry and work opportunities

[@Digitiser]

Certainly, the parks are lovely.

[@ciaraosullivan3755]

I grew up in Milton Keynes 1972-1996 and it was a beautiful and safe place to grow up, loved all the greenery and parks and forests …. 🙂

[@boroughgal4146]

It does have that advantage.

[@tanyamorrison4557]

No traffic?! 😂

[@RichJohn]

As someone who grew up in Cwmbran, I am not in any way offended by Sanja's pronuciation, and I also learned a very interesting fact. I didn't realise there were that many roundabouts.

[@lasanja914]

😅

[@JeffsWig]

And 30mph 😂

[@Allan003]

How do you not have more subscribers!? Your content is so good!

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Allan. It's a conspiracy!

[@favoritemustard3542]

It took 72 seconds to convince me to do it.

[@georgiadreamingbb1245]

I really enjoyed this video so much!!

[@Digitiser]

Woot!

[@Pawsz]

i only ever went through milton keynes as a stop on the coach - but one time i actually had to go to a gig there, had to get off the coach and actually enter the place. i have never been somewhere that has made me so frustrated it made me break down in tears. the layout is torture and the vibes are so off, such an uncomfortable place, why did they build it it is definitely cursed. its basically just a poorly planned road system and someone played the cruel trick of putting houses and buildings there like they would be accessible.

[@boroughgal4146]

Oddly enough when one get used to the layout one is less likely to get lost. 😊

[@eviewintyr6876]

So excited to see a video on my home city :') Gave me lots of laughs as usual!

[@redladybirdmay7611]

I live in MK too :D

[@alexwells6876]

Hoes does it feel living in such a weird place?

[@Digitiser]

Illuminati confirmed.

[@multi.481]

me fourth lol

[@andyc6542]

And me! Where about are y’all from?

[@strongcoffee7]

The video full of facts also looks gorgeous! You both are looking amazing in 4k goodness!

[@Digitiser]

Oh, you!

[@detectivesquirrel2621]

Keynes is from a family name of a family from Normandy, France that came over after the Norman invasion. Keynes just means land owned by the family Keynes.

[@Digitiser]

Ah, thank you!

[@user-ld4xq9nh3s]

Gone past this place years ago, it's always looked like it. Strange and weird, that was in 1976

[@Gardeningoncursedground]

thoroughly enjoyed that vid. might be my new fav channel. cheers.

[@Digitiser]

Thank you!

[@user-ym3xf6xp4c]

Sane here. Keeps the dark topic light

[@thekelvingreen]

The framing of the "what do we do with it" section is wonderful. Like a proper film!

[@kerrystewart3857]

Never seen you guys before. Luvin the content. Guid stuff ❤

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Kerry.

[@lizabutler1978]

I've just discovered you two. I love your videos! Hilarious 😆😂

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Liza!

[@YogiBhoy78]

0:58 WTF? 🤣😂 subbed. The game is starting, I'll watch this later, looking forward to it. ✌🏻👌🏻

[@orlalolo4585]

This was hilarious at points the interaction between the 2 of you , but also very interesting, really enjoyed this im definitely subbing

[@Digitiser]

Thank you, Orla! Hope you enjoy our other vids as much...!

[@misst.e.a.187]

Their antics are hilariously tiresome, imo

[@orlalolo4585]

@@misst.e.a.187 well then why you here watching and commenting if I don't like something I keep it pushing I don't stay and watch and then comment that makes me think you're not at all the full shilling

[@richardlyth]

You missed a golden opportunity to say "I can't believe it's not Buddha" but apart from that, great video!

[@Digitiser]

Dammit.

[@christopherfrederickson9847]

I was of the same mind but 'At least I haven't let myself go like Buddha has' was next level, so there was no need after that really.

[@sofa-lofa4241]

The statue in the video is of 'Buddha' The fat guy is 'Budai' (sometimes called the fat Buddha or the laughing Buddha) he was a Chinese monk called 'Qici', a proponent of Chan Buddhism...totally different dude

[@merlin8514]

I love the fact that bits that others would edit out you leave in lol 😂

[@Digitiser]

That's our USP!

[@user-zg8gn1mf6o]

I live in Bedford and although there are no links to anything to do with any mysterious societies whatsover the people there are weird and there is a weird smell around all the time

[@JeffsWig]

That's just curry

[@Ally-StaffyLover]

That's what they say about the inbred Bedfordshire folk. 😂

[@martinsmith8572]

OMG first time I have seen you guys and brilliant I love your style.

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Martin!

[@macb.43]

I’m halfway through and feel I’ve been arguing with my dog, and lost the argument!

[@Digitiser]

Hah! This is normal.

[@shaneadriaan]

very well edited. brilliant. funny. authentic. wholesome.

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Shane! Hope you enjoy the rest of our videos.

[@julielygo148]

This guy has a real air of Cormoran Strike with his partner Robin. Love the humourous presentation and searching enquiry. A rare treat

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Julie!

[@christopher9727]

..... Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@tesssmith1054]

You guys are brilliant!❤ Thanks for making my day.💕

[@Digitiser]

You're very welcome, Tess. Hope you enjoy our other videos too.

[@whyyousobudu]

A lot of unanswered questions remain.. What illuminati sauce did Biffo have on his chips?

[@Digitiser]

Mayo.

[@lulunicles2866]

This is the first video of yours I've been lucky enough to find, and less than half way in, I'm already in love with both of you. Your chemistry together is adorable. You are true role models, especially as a couple, in an era of influencers. Thank you.

[@Digitiser]

Awww. Thank you! Means a lot to us both. Hope you like the rest of our videos too, Lulu!

[@spex357]

A geo-engineered sky in parts, global dimming. Mental @24.28, how long before everyone has a throat problem, and the Trees start to die.

[@Karlito77751]

Here’s a sticker!

[@cheatsheet3325]

Milton Friedman and Maynard Keynes had a town together!?!

[@littleowldme]

Ah, it's the poet Milton. There was a pub on Neath Hill called the Eager Poet... Keen Milton - Milton Keynes😁

[@mantovannni]

The road layouts to the West of the city centre are certainly interesting geometric looking roads, there's an odd looking squared off roundabout and some other weird looking roundabouts, one with a spiral inside it. It's not like the City structure of Washington DC. but it sure is slightly unusually laid out. That Hawthorne bush in Glastonbury is meant to contain a flesh eating bacteria I have read somewhere.

[@r8TEL]

Only just found this you tube channel. Are the content/videos still being made? Really like the banter x

[@Digitiser]

Yes they are! We should have a new one out next week! Glad you're enjoying us. Make sure you check out some of our others.

[@r8TEL]

@@Digitiser ooh yes. Subscribed. I used to live in Luton. I remember MK being built. Those trees have matured lovely. Thought the place had a strange vibe all those years ago. Thank you for your wonderful work x

[@Digitiser]

You're very welcome!

[@snackplaylove]

Ha - love that the Birds Aren’t Real movement has got to the point that it’s making it into Digi videos. Cant believe you forgot the Aztec Zone in the intro!

[@Digitiser]

:-O

[@Paulg51-73]

Spent many happy years in MK, loved it..thinking back on it. 77-95. Hope it's still a great place to live for families.

[@jafwilding]

Superman IV was filmed in Milton Keynes, wasn't it? Gene Hackman and Jon Cryer walked past that Yukka plant, I'm sure of it.

[@Digitiser]

It was. We mention it a lot in the video!

[@simonday9013]

I did enjoy the poor man's matrix cosplay at the start.

[@Digitiser]

You're welcome.

[@johnkean6852]

You've reached a _unique_ step with couples who usually become estranged when one wakes up and the other remains asheep. It appears, rarely, that you guys have awoken _together_ congratulations.

[@sisterstonerock]

I heard about Milton Keynes in a Style Council song. You're both very entertaining and informative. Thank you.

[@Digitiser]

Thank YOU!

[@KushSmokinJack]

6 is a number aswell 😂😂 illuminati confirmed

[@gigteevee6118]

Bush of Milton Keynes…..think about it….the gulf wars….it all makes sense now!

[@Digitiser]

Everything's connected.

[@jamesjoiner7064]

Genuinely checked the lawnmower/monk incident as I can almost never tell if Biffo is having Sanja on or not. Probably my favourite video in recent months - thanks guys!

[@Digitiser]

Thank YOU, James!

[@clairecoupland3899]

This is the first time I've come across this channel. It randonly appeared in my suggestions, maybe cos I'm local to MK 🤷🏼‍♀️ I just had to leave a comment letting you know your dynamic is fantastic! I love your humour together and clear bond. I was laughing through much of this content. You made a topic I was unsure I'd like thoroughly enjoyable! 👏🏼💙 I'll look further through your channel now 😊

[@clairecoupland3899]

I like it better when her voice is just behind the camera, made it funnier for some reason, that might just be me. Where the heck did you get your eyeballs from, camera lady? 😱 So BEAUTIFUL!!!! 🩵

[@Digitiser]

Thank you, Claire. So pleased you enjoyed this. Hope you enjoy the rest of our stuff. Can't keep those beautiful eyeballs behind the camera though!

[@christopher9727]

.... Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@shepshepherd]

Different by Design, indeed :) I love those delivery robots. I've seen them quite often in the past when trucking around Milton Keynes, and also in Cambridge and Cambourne. As the latter is a new town with lots of pavements and cycle paths, they work very well there.

[@Digitiser]

They're very cute. Amazed they're not vandalised constantly.

[@shepshepherd]

@@Digitiser I wonder if it's a coincidence that they're only found in 'nice' areas? In my adopted home town of Southend-on-Sea, they'd be destroyed within a week :(

[@littleowldme]

MK was the first to get the robots, as they tested them here. I was made a fool of, when I was at the station with my daughter. We were talking about them and I mused re what they were for. A random bloke chipped in that they delivered pizzas & even cooked them as it went along. Should have seen him sniggering, when I turned around...eyes all agog and exclaimed "really?!" 😳 🤦🥴🤣🤣🤣

[@emzymedford6701]

​@@shepshepherdThey have them in Wakefield , which is by far not a good area!!!

[@user-zg8gn1mf6o]

Hi unfortunately I have Welsh ancestors and I have to say I believe they might be offended by the incorrect pronunciation of that place-name..but they have all moved to Milton Keynes so it's ok

[@lasanja914]

My sincere apologies to your ancestors!

[@joedee1863]

Love the banter of these two, the contents good too 😊

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Joedee!

[@teresacroscup7669]

Just discovered your channel. Love you guys! So much history and you made me laugh❤️

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Teresa! Check out our other videos for more of this sort of thing.

[@Digitiser]

@@iamboody Hey, Gary! You're a knob-end!

[@maggiehunt4131]

Is Biffo doing the freemason hand signal at the beginning for a joke?

[@coolcat6103]

Lmao yep The order of the golden dawn!! Alastair crowley….. I thought it was a joke however we never know….

[@chrislawuk]

Bit sad watching this 8 months after it was released, knowing that these people are 10000% murdered by the state by this point.

[@Digitiser]

Yes. We're dead now. We got too close to the truth.

[@chrislawuk]

@@Digitiser I knew it. Those damn luminatties.

[@lasanja914]

Luckily we are 10,000% still here. The state didn’t care about what we said or did in this video…Unlike in our Wiltshire video where they did care a bit, and we ended up getting followed by a police car until we left the town. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/f2Hcg5R9oaespdE

[@averagejoeyo]

I was properly invested during the whole intro, then you’s laughed and broke the immersion 😂😂😂

[@Digitiser]

We tend to do that...

[@jfilm7466]

24:31 just imagine how lovely and sunny it would be if it wasn't for those chem trails

[@Quickswitch79]

Funniest video I've seen in a long time 😂 I live in MK and still found out a lot. Great work guys!

[@Digitiser]

Thanks!

[@GHO5T3DFreelance]

MK was built to deal with the london overflow , as a copy and paste of london in the middle of nowhere ....end of story lol

[@sarahgillmore2486]

I love the way you make your videos and the sense of humour.. Ive just found your channel, im wondering if you have or will go to northamptonshires countryside, there are many mysterious sites there and also lost settlements. In particular the Triangular lodge in Rushton. Shrouded in mystery although just the history of the place os amazing on its own x

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Sarah! We'll look into those.

[@xRYUAx]

After that intro i am totally subbed. Im halfway thru and just wanted to say, awsome video. Ive been to milton Keynes maybe 4 times, 3 times just to aldi and once to a music gig. ( I am british but i don't live nearby, id been with family) Every time ive been it just felt absolutely weird being there. It has a really really odd atmosphere/vibe. Glad im not the only one who thought so, and ive never heard of it being a place with so much symbolism. I look forward to watching more of your videos and your future uploads. :)

[@Digitiser]

Huzzah! Glad to have you here, Beth. Big new video coming next week.

[@sharonmccarton2817]

I had to come to the comments to see if this was a Parody. Man that bloke is patient

[@Digitiser]

I think it's mutual with us both...

[@CraigTrends]

Hilarious magical bushes and chastity fences and MK ultra!🤣🤣🤣

[@johnwightman7549]

back in the "play for today" days they had a play called "space station milton keynes". haven't been able to find it on youtube.What gets to me about it is i've never spotted any pubs going through it.

[@lasanja914]

You get the sense that pubs don’t really fit in with the vibe of Milton Keynes.

[@kittybuckley3]

I've subscribed to your channel because of your serious dedication, editing and production this priceless 😅😊😮🤓😶

[@Digitiser]

It's our USP! Thanks for the sub, Kitty.