Leslie Nielsen's Greatest Naked Gun Lines

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

"Do you gamble, lieutenant?" - "Every time I order out". This is gold.

[@Keepingitrespectfulmostly.]

That is definitely true.

[@coreyform563]

I think its because people spit in cops food

[@madleprechaun3431]

😂

[@zimbabwianjesus1369]

Many humans are dirty filths, who can't even keep themself clean, then how do you expect them to handle food, that they aint even gonna eat themself, when nobody else is watching. Good thing is the human stomach is a beast and can handle a lot.

[@suave-rider]

@@zimbabwianjesus1369 KFC hasnt killed anyone

[@IWanderedAsACloud]

His analogies are the best: "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out." "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."

[@AnAdorableWombat]

Lmfao

[@lllBASlll]

Like a more colourfull and less depressing Max Payne.

[@jeffnaslund]

Simile, actually 🙂

[@CyborgNinja7]

I'm going to use these one day.

[@listerofsmeg884]

33.3 is probably the weakest of the trilogy, but does have the best of those

[@davidguiney1746]

"A white guy with a moustache, about 6 foot 3!" "Awfully big moustache"

[@mrkeefor]

I love that line too.

[@madleprechaun3431]

Yeah 😂

[@pimpbisquick7036]

He's not wrong.

[@ImALefty08]

I love that no matter how corny the jokes are, the way he delivers them somehow turns them super funny.

[@MinhaFamiliaAQBJJ]

Lol i came here just for that line!!

[@katarinadropuljic3024]

Lets also thank the writers who came up with these great lines

[@skylinerunner1695]

Very good point. They make the actors look smart, cool and funny.

[@idleber]

Bogami da!

[@AceNinja2112]

@@idleber My thoughts exactly!

[@jeremypnet]

From the scripts of Police Squad.

[@paulf2898]

But no one could deliver them like Leslie Nielson 😂he was frank drebin

[@willmolinar]

"Frank, you haven't shot anyone in six months!" "That's true. It's funny how you miss the little things."

[@yorgunsamuray]

@Jamie Nicholls he briefly passed off.

[@Felipe1977]

ffs 😂😂

[@demonia2848]

Didn't he also say something like "The next time I shoot someone I could be arrested". That cracked me up

[@listerofsmeg884]

Hey, look, the missing evidence from the Kilner case. My God, he WAS innocent! 'he went to the chair two years ago Frank...'

[@demonia2848]

@@listerofsmeg884 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

I miss Leslie Neilsen...guy started out doing serious roles but always wanted to do comedy then finally got the chance and nailed it every time....

[@whodeanimania712]

yes...he was in forbidden planet.. great film

[@ECO473]

As good as he was as a serious actor, Nielsen really found his niche...and his legend...when he went into comedy. I miss him also.

[@leebob86]

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG, LONG TIME!!!!!!!! Creep show

[@jumb0j0ck]

"...and don't call me Shirley."

[@stefankrautz9048]

I saw Leslie Nielsen in a episode of Columbo, always waited for the jokes. ^^

[@benjamineckford1718]

Not Naked Gun but a line from Police Squad “We’re sorry to come at a time like this ma’am. We would’ve come earlier but your husband wasn’t dead then”

[@martinputt6421]

Cigarette?

[@peter_deignan]

@@martinputt6421 Yes I know.

[@ispartacus1337]

God I really want to do that job for a day just so I can say this out loud and it make perfect sense.

[@ALJ9000]

Same title my guy

[@rocketrockstar8171]

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith!

[@Superintendent_ChaImers]

To say "greatest lines" is impossible when the entire series is pure gold.

[@JB-tz8fu]

I just wanna tell you good luck.....we're all counting on you 😂😂

[@rfletch62]

"He was innocent all along!" "He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank."

[@Ronkarona]

Look the missing evidence

[@07jaworski07]

wasn't it three years ago?

[@rixxy9204]

it was in his filing cabinet the whole time...🤣

[@shriharihudli]

Poor Kellner, they fried an innocent man! RIP

[@paulbowman5015]

That to me was hilarious 🤣 gets me every time 😅

[@devinpetersen2387]

" like a blind man in a orgy i was gonna have to feel things out" best line ever!

[@killerseddie8295]

Not even close. "I like my sex the way I played basketball...One on one and with as little dribbling as possible"

[@sk3reviews181]

I was sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.

[@SmashPortal]

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes."

[@stevanjanjic6109]

Fuken mad

[@klausweasley]

I like, "Like a eunuch in an orgy, I'm just gonna have to watch!"

[@jonadams5547]

“Who are you and how’d you get in here?” “I’m a locksmith...and I’m a locksmith?”

[@markh.6687]

Surely you can't be serious?!

[@Darkwolf7773]

@@markh.6687 he is serious. And don’t call him Shirley

[@markh.6687]

@@Darkwolf7773 I'm afraid I can't tell you for another two hours....

[@jnordne2]

The feeling is mutual

[@TouYubeKids]

@@markh.6687 You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[@fatmayo2293]

Her: "Do you realize because of you, this city is being overrun by baboons?" Frank: " Well isn't that the fault of the voters?"

[@jagfromtexas]

How true.

[@rogerc4963]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kerzytibok3211]

Explains MAGA completely 🤣🤣

[@corneduplessis8697]

Bro, this line was wild 😂😂

[@EGRJ]

​@@kerzytibok3211bait

[@willr8764]

The genius of the Naked Gun is that Frank Drebben does seem to know he's in a movie... but he seems utterly convinced it's an action movie and not a ridiculous comedy.

[@ADogNamedStay]

I thought they started with an a/m, but changed it to comedy when they previewed and reviewed the cut footage. I hypothesize someone with a German or eastern European helped put it together and when it was reviewed once or twice it just got more hilarious. Just my honest take on the materials reviewed. Generally most things of genius come by accident.

[@K3zster]

Nah it was comedy through and through. It span off from a TV series called Police Squad (which is also hilarious). Written by the guys who did Airplane.

[@rolandofgilead43]

you want funny? check out the kentucky fried movie from (1977) that's done by those same guys too.. but warning don't let kids watch it it's so not a movie for kids

[@DerTeke]

I´ve read, that Leslie Nielsen was able to talk those lines without even smiling. He was dead serious, no matter what he said. That was his talent. Every other actor who auditioned cracked and started laughing.

[@tommyjohn17]

He gave an interview once where he said the reason it worked was he delivered the lines as serious/honest, and let the situation and writing make it funny. He said if I had ever tried to act as a comedian, it would never have worked.

[@Steve-cc4tl]

How he kept a straight face delivering some of those lines was incredible!!!!

[@cephalopod7300]

The king of deadpan delivery

[@BeauTylerMakesMusic]

He was a serious actor. His trick was just to play it dead serious. Brilliant.

[@davidemiable]

there must have been many takes

[@russellherbert9670]

YES 😂

[@Robert-catesby]

Do you think they filmed these scenes, on the first take 🤣🤣

[@jeffpitts1163]

"Like a midget at a urinal, i was gonna have to stay on my toes." 😂😂😂

[@mitchk.1973]

😂

[@supersoaker3177]

Lol. "Like a blind man in an orgy, i will have to feel my way around"

[@StanielTarantino]

Lmao love it!

[@supersoaker3177]

@Furio ah yes, thats it, thank you my good man 😁

[@jackiebayliss]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katarinadropuljic3024]

I just love how he always looks confused and at the end he always solves the case and saves the world, love Leslie Nielsen

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

"Drebin!" "Frank!" "You're both right."

[@robertloveall4842]

This is the best line in the whole movie

[@mayisuppose]

Missed one of my favourites: "When you're husband wakes up, he's always welcome back on Police Squad" "Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that's just common sense."

[@ALJ9000]

I mean, he’s not wrong. 🤷‍♂️

[@dr.brinebasterd8982]

Not a man's gonna rest until we bring your husband's shooter to justice....now, how about some lunch

[@turtleflipper9935]

they missed mine too: "What would a boxer be doing in the red light district?" "Sex, Frank?" "not now Ed, we've got workto do."

[@jennangel122397]

"I was surrounded by pimps, rapists, and murderers. It was like being in the stands at a Raiders game."

[@TheInkPitOx]

I didn't start following the Raiders until they returned to Oakland. I'm too young to remember their time in Los Angeles.

[@Darkswordz]

@@TheInkPitOx Don't worry, the quote is still remarkably true.

[@Jebu911]

@@Darkswordz Its sad that a savage joke like that wouldn't even be allowed in today's cinema.

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

@@Jebu911 - joke?

[@ELJimO1985]

Ironically still relevant

[@AP-rs3js]

"I didnt see your name on the guest list" "Nothing to be embarrassed about, I sometimes go by maiden name" 🤨 Brilliant!

[@TheCallToArms1]

"He was Caucasian, with a mustache, about 6 foot 3." "Awfully big mustache..." 😂😂😂

[@helmutschmacker3791]

😂

[@kay_bgeneral1096]

😂😂😂

[@robertpatter5509]

"This place changes you" " Yeah? In what way?" " I used to be white. I was a drummer for the Osmonds" " He'll make you feel pain like yo never felt before" " I know. I remember the Osmonds"

[@jay_dun]

Mimi: "Is this some kind of bust?" Frank: "well it's very impressive yes, but we need to ask you a few questions."

[@zagnorch1336]

They carried that one over from the Police Squad! TV show.

[@elduquecaradura1468]

@@zagnorch1336 in color!

[@rollforever85]

😂😂😂

[@garrghhh]

The look - of sort of befuddlement and then, I think, the mixing in of a little disgust - on HER face (Mimi's) absolutely caps the exchange. Nielsen was phenomenal, and a surprising number of lines (w/ his superb delivery) are hilarious basically 'in a vacuum', IMO (i.e., no 'foil' required / without even a 'reaction shot' or what have you). But, here and there, his castmates absolutely drive home the ... 'full delivery'. IMO, this is one of those instances! Kudos to both Nielsen and Kate O'Sullivan! Hilarious! 👏👏

[@probablynotmyname8521]

“She reminded me of my mother alright.” Best punchline ever.

[@dilibau]

Probably Not my name ...no doubt about it.

[@bonedtothestone7408]

Con Man You’re right it’s probably not your name

[@85Zeroangel]

It's such a good line.

[@richl4769]

I love it, though I prefer "I'm such a lucky woman." Frank: "So am I"

[@christophersuswal9544]

"Snap out of it Frank! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake."

[@fredrikolsson5178]

Nordberg: "Heroine Frank......heroine....." Drebin: "That's a tall order Nordberg....you've got to give me a few days on that one".

[@adamloga3788]

As funny as it is, it's also a bit touching that he was willing to get heroin on short notice for a friend.

[@Super-Skrull]

"This place here changes a man." "Oh yeah? In what way?" *"I used to be white."*

[@VTdarkangel]

One of the best lines of all time

[@GrowthruGod]

Foster brooks line to Ali on Dean Martin

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

I was the drummer for the Osmonds.

[@legioner9]

I wonder what was Drebin thinking when the other cell mate said that. 😂

[@cleversonsutil4495]

Nowadays this dioalog would be prohibited!

[@STATRIMC95]

"You might end up dead!" "You might end up dead is my middle name!" "What about Jane?" "I don't know her middle name..." I'm literally dying everytime, best line ever!

[@polreamonn]

Might be the reason why their marriage is unsteady.

[@0MoTheG]

Some of these and Inspector Cluosoe jokes remind me of what an autistic person might answer.

[@DesertMike]

When GK said how about Jane I thought for should sure he was going to say I like the middle name I got.

[@B1G_Dave]

"You might end up dead is my middle name." "What about Jane?" "I don't know her middle name."

[@plavsenovic]

"Drebin?" "Frank?" "You're both right."

[@bradkehler4685]

"Nice beaver." Most awkward moment I've had in a movie theatre with my dad sitting next to me.

[@theunknownstuntman4010]

My mate burst out laughing while watching this (at home though) and his dad gave him the suspicious side eye, he was about 11 at the time lol

[@FirstLast-di5sr]

Really my dad was cracking up 🤣

[@justintime1343]

Funniest line in the movie! Not sure why that would be "awkward", unless your dad's an extreme prude...or maybe Amish.

[@bradkehler4685]

Mennonite. Which is closely related to Amish but different? Yeah, still awkward

[@justintime1343]

@@bradkehler4685 Apparently, I pretty much nailed it. Surprised that Mennonites even watch movies...particularly featuring bawdy humor.

[@yochitoranaga]

He was the master of deadpan comedy. He is truly missed.

[@Jonconji]

“Do you gamble lieutenant?” “Every time I order out” That delivery had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamarrogers2985]

Funniest shhhh ever 😂😂 😂

[@TheFaveteLinguis]

Don't get it. Explain please, I am foreign.

[@normandowser8029]

@@TheFaveteLinguis Some places aren't that clean and you could get sick, not so bad nowadays with Yelp.

[@YBI426]

Well, this is relevant now. Lmao.

[@manu144x]

Norman Dowser No, it’s because a lot of restaurants cheat on take outs because they assume you’ll be home and too lazy to come back and complain. Maybe they put less, or they give you something else, stuff like that.

[@Demir4821]

"Do you gamble luitenent? " "Every time I order out" 😂😂

[@maazali8889]

I didn't get this one.

[@TheUglyFish]

@@maazali8889 Gambling on whether the food is going to make him sick or not

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

"They mean long hours, dangerous nights, and being surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society" "You want me to be in your cabinet?" That's a new level of savagery right there.

[@patagualianmostly7437]

But soooooooooooooooooo accurate.

[@jakehughes735]

I still understand what that means can sum1 please tell me

[@warden-1894]

@@jakehughes735 the joke is that the President’s cabinet would be filled with politicians.

[@jakehughes735]

@@warden-1894 Ohhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂thanks my guy

[@DP-zd8fr]

What's funnier is, politicians continue to be passionate about living up to that description to this day.

[@ExaltedDuck]

Missed one of the best ones: Drebin undercover as a locksmith, breaks into a suspect's office and is discovered "Who are you? How'd you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith... and ... I'm a locksmith..."

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

Wasn't that Police Squad and not Naked Gun??

[@ultimateman55]

Indeed it was Police Squad. But a great line anyway!

[@slappymcgillicuddy7532]

"I'm Al Ocksmith, and I'm a locksmith!"

[@kjamison5951]

ExaltedDuck Didn’t he also include a line about his key store (keyster)? Classic comedy!

[@RS250Squid]

@@kjamison5951 *Bad dude* "Nice place. Y'know this is a rough neighbourhood. Bet you'd hate to have something happen to your little key store" *Drebin* "What about my little keister?" *Bad dude* "Key *STORE*"

[@mylovesongs2429]

Hapsburg: "I don't recall seeing your name on the guest list." Frank: "Nothing to be embarassed about. I sometimes go by my maiden name."

[@danielcervi2864]

my love songs I see a lot of familiar face lifts here

[@DirtyMardi]

Leslie Nielsen and Lloyd Bridges are the two dead-pan comedy actors I think can never be replicated or topped. Just class!

[@magicmulder]

Dan Aykroyd as well (he’s still alive though).

[@06maximaowner46]

I would also have to say Tim Conway! RIP

[@ncapone87]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

[@BiohazardBunney]

"He'll make you feel pain like you've never felt before." "I know, I remember the Osmonds."

[@backalleycqc4790]

By far my favourite line ...

[@dianaprince6743]

Would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?

[@sticksman1979]

"Cuban?" "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."

[@winnerwinner8894]

Lmaooooo

[@albanianking6402]

sticksman1979 haha his seriousness kills me everytime.

[@L1Lassassin1224]

*Scot-Irish

[@archsteel7]

Best part of that quote is that Wales isn't in Ireland or the Netherlands.

[@fuscinula]

In the French translation, he says: No, Anglo-Irish, my father was Swiss-German.

[@neil2905]

"Jane, how are the children." 'We never had any.' "Oh".....

[@lolbots]

lol!

[@aleksanderpagels288]

Will be me as a parent

[@daisypodd]

Sitting here watching running through some of Leslie Nielsen stuff I've got tears running down my face and that doesn't happen very often off the scale hilarious😅😅😅

[@joseph9770]

Rest in peace Nielsen. One of the few people that could make my miserable ass laugh.

[@janfairclough6982]

Joseph x

[@KingreX32]

Felt that one.

[@WoodworkingforAnyone]

Sorry it is hard for you to laugh. Sincerely.

[@stt5v2002]

“We haven’t had a night like that in a long time.” “Not with each other.”

[@michaelhull1813]

As I was scrolling the comments, I was reading this one as the line happened. Weird.

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Sounds like a joke Rodney Dangerfield would make.

[@jkjives1786]

@@TheStapleGunKid The Rodney joke was "My therapist told my wife and me to have sex 3 times a week. Now we'll never see each other." 😊

[@ekathe85]

I seriously can't believe how Leslie Nielsen could deliver those lines without cracking up, even less with such a straight face

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Probably because he played serious roles before getting cast in Police Squad!, so he was used to keeping his cool.

[@WoodworkingforAnyone]

Multiple takes

[@ncapone87]

Do you think they only do one take?

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

Leslie Nelson was the king of deadpan comedy 😂

[@Rosbif48]

"I'm sure we can settle this like grown-ups, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants!"

[@justincarter5938]

My Favorite Line 😂😂😂

[@yankees4ever504]

"It's like the arduous task of sex. It seems to go on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens". GREATEST QUOTE EVER!!

[@anatolyex]

" Like eating spoonful of Drano . Sure , it's cleans you out . But makes you hollow inside "....Such a deep thought !

[@wavemaker2077]

I don't even know what is a drano.

[@anatolyex]

@@wavemaker2077 Google it .

[@leetskeet4476]

"Didnt i want to adopt that 18 yr old Korean girl?" I almost pissed myself

[@mhos6940]

Whe the movie came out I was stationed in Korea & the theater was full of GIs & Koreans. All the GIs went nuts with that line & Koreans didn't get it at all.👍

[@Celisar1]

M Hos I‘d rather guess they didn’t think that’s funny.

[@gmalcolms]

@@Celisar1 It was a reference to Woody Allen, in case you didn't know

[@jonmilligan8069]

A legend of his trade… Absolutely unique in style - there wasn’t one like him beforehand and unlikely to be one like him again! Still makes me laugh out loud! 💪

[@josephmirra3174]

Jane: Nightcap? Frank: No thank you. I don't wear one. Lol.

[@markwillingham5343]

One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

[@holitinne]

“When she told me to : “Get out of my life forever!” I knew it was over.” Frank Drebin

[@mooresoption8224]

Is this some kind of bust? "Yeah it's pretty impressive" LOL

[@StefanReich]

Yeah so good

[@TheHelghast1138]

Hahahahahaha!!! XD

[@paul16451]

The year Nielsen died I passed out ribbons with both those quotes at a convention!

[@BurnedSpace]

but we need to ask you some questions

[@dateharshal]

I lost it at this one!

[@grahamfuery93]

Brilliantly written and perfectly delivered one-lines. No one will ever do it better

[@jordyboy321]

"Girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years day" "Goodyear?" "No, the worst..."

[@rod9786]

A standard, every day love story lol

[@noahsherwood2445]

Michelin

[@Boemel]

wow took me years to get that

[@Mrmegacalvin]

help me out here, i dont get it

[@reginadea2821]

@@Mrmegacalvin There's a model of blimp called the Goodyear Blimp. She was referring to the accident by the blimp, he thought she was asking him if it was a "good year".

[@martinsawyer109]

God, I miss Leslie. But let’s just take a moment to recognise Presilla too for her superb comic timing & talent. She looks pretty damn good too. “Nice beaver”. “Thanks. I just had it stuffed”. “Let me help you with that”. What a classic comic partnership made in heaven. RIP Leslie

[@dianaprince6743]

Would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?

[@BruceAlarie]

and the suckable legs

[@mooted5513]

Nice beaver, too!

[@WoodworkingforAnyone]

She was fantastic

[@magicmulder]

The German dub had “Nice fur”. 😂

[@dirkweems7364]

Ludwig: Drebin! Jane: Frank! Frank: You're both right.

[@deirdre108]

"I just think about baseball". LN can really deliver a line.

[@Felipe1977]

“Nice beaver“ “I just had it stuffed“ 😂😂😂

[@HoucKSF]

"The next time I shoot somebody... I could be arrested”. This movie was ahead of it's time.

[@Alex-nu4cb]

I was looking for this comment

[@Crazydave-by3si]

Hahaha there’s a line in one of them where they recognize him for shooting more drug dealers than any other cop and he goes “to be fair, I accidentally hit one with my car while changing the radio. Fortunately he happened to be a drug dealer”

[@jldldr3933]

No. It was not ahead of its time. It has been like this for centuries. But it is only now that we're catching up and protesting to a minimally adequate scale.

[@walterpaton8698]

Not sure if this movie could be made.

[@ChrisAurora]

Or even "I wanna live in a world where the Democrats puts up someone worth voting for." SMH

[@jamesowen5702]

"I want a world where you can eat a sea otter without getting sick!" Love that line. What a thing to have written!

[@jasonmarin8187]

"I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for."

[@rogerc4963]

"I want a world where you can go to a 7-11 without needing an interpreter" 🤣🤣🤣

[@cyrussoxlegion]

My favorite line was "Jane, when I'm with you, I notice things I've never noticed before, birds singing, flowers blooming... stoplights!"

[@michaelwainscott2633]

"I was surrounded by pimps, rapists and murderers. It was like being in the stands for a Los Angeles Raiders game!" LOLOLOLOL

[@133Nomad]

“You do realize that because of you, this city is overrun by baboons?” “Well, isn’t that the fault of the voters?” Ba-dum-tisst

[@koolkooldood1393]

NomadOne33 I really want to like this but it’s at 420 likes. Edit: I have liked since it is no longer at 420 likes.

[@teacherfromthejungles6671]

@@koolkooldood1393 it's over five hundred already

[@mariokarter13]

"I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up here worth voting for!"

[@mar0z]

Most Golden gold XD

[@davejmarble]

@Ilse B Jesus Christ get a load of this guy.

[@R2Parmly]

"Lieutenant." "The feeling is mutual." "..."

[@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842]

What's the joke here? I'm not a native speaker, so if there's a pun I'm not seeing it.

[@noofonehoo]

@@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 when someone greets you with "it's nice to see you again" or "glad to make your acquaintance" you can respond with 'the feeling is mutual', which just means you think it's nice to see THEM again as well or that you're glad to make THEIR acquaintance too. ricardo greets drebin by just saying 'lieutenant', which you obviously can't reflect back on ricardo because 1) he's not a lieutenant and 2) even if he was there's no feeling expressed in that particular greeting.

[@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842]

@@noofonehoo so, in this case Drebin simply didn't listen what was said snd assumed his own version? Thanks.

[@Statalyzer]

@@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 Yes, exactly - it was like he wasn't paying attention and just said a common response that didn't fit that situation. It would be similar if the first person just said "Hello" and Frank said "You're Welcome" back (which is normally a response to "Thank You" and not "Hello").

[@snowinblood5243]

@@Statalyzer I like your example.

[@HaFannyHa]

I'm crying with laughter! Leslie was the master of the deadpan one liner - I miss him so much!

[@callanbarclay1248]

We all miss that great man

[@bmla88]

“The world is such a violent place.” “If it wasn’t, I’d be out of a job.”

[@yeetus5444]

“Nice beaver” is probably my favorite delivery of a line in film history

[@enlightenedwarrior7119]

Especially being stuffed lol

[@justintime1343]

Agreed!

[@LadyFairChildVideo]

in the TV friendly version, they edited out the "beaver" word. so when he looks up her dress he just says "niiice" and sounded even creepier. lol

[@deaddycruel]

@@LadyFairChildVideo it's obviously nice beaver

[@LadyFairChildVideo]

@@deaddycruel lol, it just sounds creepier that he's looking up her dress and goes "niiice". so much for censorship lol

[@clinteldorado]

“Is this some kinda bust?” “Well it’s very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.”

[@whodeanimania712]

out of police squad...but still FAF

[@yellowblanka6058]

"Because guys like me are the last line between scum like him and the honest people of this town! Say Frank, we got in that Model D-83 sure-grip Swedish suck machine you ordered!" *she looks dubious* "It's a gift!"

[@gabbzthe1st984]

The best one liner comedian to ever do it in my opinion. His delivery was impeccable.

[@kevincaldwell4707]

The "is this some kind of bust?" line and his response always makes me laugh.

[@pf5658]

“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out.” I love these darn movies. I laugh my ass to tears every time I watch them.

[@thedude8526]

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes 😂. I, too, love these movies.

[@michaelwainscott2633]

"Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my .44 Magnum used to be everything to me. I enjoyed it... well, who wouldn't?

[@fabiank4396]

Michael Wainscott haha

[@walterpaton8698]

Way, way ahead of time. Who knew.

[@titko10]

- Frank! - Drebin! - You're both right! 😂😂😂

[@Dolorin123]

"Why don't you wanna have a child" "Didn't i try to adopt that 18 year old Korean girl"

[@davidbolha]

Vina Sky probably. 😄

[@Dolorin123]

@@davidbolha LOL :P

[@u2bear211]

@@davidbolha "Vina Sky probably." Vietnamese descent. Sorry. ;)

[@davidbolha]

@@u2bear211 It's the thought that counts. 😆😄

[@markh.6687]

Bill Clinton enters the chat, saying "Yeah, Baby!"

[@littlesinga]

“Do you speak French, Lieutenant?” “No, but I do kiss that way.”

[@mylovesongs2429]

"A body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room."

[@pacalvotan3380]

I used to think this was the dumbest humor ever in a movie...yet here I am laughing my brains out 34 years later...just as I did when it first came out 😆. There's just something about deadpan humor that makes me laugh, and Leslie Nielson was the master of that.

[@derrellthomas239]

The days of Leslie Nielsen and Peter Sellers were golden! 👍

[@dianaprince6743]

Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

it was very dumb humor, but it was delivered in a genius way. it's pretty timeless.

[@jasonkinzie8835]

Yes, but it was so dumb it was hilarious!

[@Tyranniod]

"The red light district. What could savage be doing there?" "Sex Frank?" "Er, not right now ed. Maybe later."

[@bishopaz]

What movie was that from? I can't find the scene

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

R Paz - it’s from the 2nd one.

[@bishopaz]

@@MatthewChristianMurray Thank you

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

@@bishopaz - No problem. Enjoy!

[@londontrada]

What about when he's in the sex shop slagging them off and the guys like "oh hi Frank, we got that super suck 5000 you ordered"

[@RenegadeVile]

God I miss this kind of quick and witty humor...

[@paleface171]

Yup, it's much like the Ozone, you don't miss it until its gone.

[@renzoalvau]

Me too.

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

It's not quick witted though, it's not like it's live...

[@garjonalpha]

@@mrcaboosevg6089 Actually, Police Squad got cancelled _because_ the humor was too smart.

[@mam362]

you know he has writers, right?

[@DrVollKornBrot]

Just noticed, in the german version frank said "I've got ten more" instead of "i've got nine more" when jane sucks his finger, making the joke a litte dirtier.

[@xfirty2x]

@@DFDalton1962 thats why she looks at him with a puzzled face like "you really want me to suck all your fingers?!"....

[@mr.battle20]

The reason "I've got nine more" works better is because Frank obviously doesn't get the innuendo, which is why Jane looks at him funny.

[@johnkoops8541]

There is one more: in the English version she says that she got her beaver recently stuffed, in the German dubbing it is combed! Seems they censored it a bit.

[@user-bf6gz8ej4o]

@@DFDalton1962 I don't think so. In the German version it's not even a sexual joke, I guess. Jane awkwardly looks at him like "You've got eleven fingers...?"

[@kp1flush]

Is everything dirtier in German? I know I am?

[@zephyr8072]

Ricardo Montalban and Robert Goulet’s “what the hell is he saying?” reactions to Leslie’s deadpan nonsense were priceless.

[@hommie789]

"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one and with as little dribbling as possible!" As I get older this just makes more sense.

[@dianaprince6743]

Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?

[@lonestar6709]

_"I'm single! I love being single.......I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy-scout leader!"_ -Frank Drebin.

[@billcutting1299]

Republican jokes never get old!

[@Badgerthegreat]

Well, he was dating a lot at the time.

[@eenotana3563]

@vawies Right? What's with the pedo jokes?

[@joeldukes303]

EE NO TA NA it was the 80’s

[@fredwright5954]

@@billcutting1299 was Joe Biden a scout leader?

[@Chronocrits]

“I was the drummer for the Osmonds” “Screw with me, he’ll make you feel pain like you never felt before” “I know, I remember the Osmonds” 🤣

[@dianaprince6743]

Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?

[@Bigfishfun333]

It's been scientifically proven that there can be no better video than a best-of Leslie Nielsen video.

[@TheKlysk]

"Next time I shoot a man, I could get arrested!"

[@DOSRetroGamer]

😢

[@DeaconG1959]

"Nice beaver." I was in the theater when that line was used in the trailer, and the entire room went "Oh, shit, no he didn't!"...then they saw the stuffed beaver and groaned loudly.

[@sparthacuster]

DeaconG1959 what does a beaver represent?

[@Bmxicano2]

@@sparthacuster beaver is slang for vagina

[@bobsum1745]

@@Bmxicano2 Precisely, Hairy pussy.

[@dcw1467]

Best line EVER !!!!!

[@armoricain]

I watched this movie in a theater when it came out, and when I heard that line, I lost it, I was laughing so hard, and when she replied: "I just had it stuffed." I completely lost it!

[@andrewthorne3570]

Norburg: Drugs. Drebbin: Nurse, give this man some drugs! Can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly! Norburg: No...Heroin! Heroin, Frank! Drebbin: Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order. Give me a couple of days on that one.

[@dirtmuhgert4768]

That sequence shoulda been in the vid!

[@UliPonBoi]

Give me a couple of days hahahahaha

[@dvgsun]

@@FingerPrince187 dude, he is a murderer

[@thevrana]

D GR If the glove doesn't fit

[@lordswine7962]

Hahaha IIII love it.. I always liked how he goes Heroin. Heroin, Frank?.

[@StremlowElvera]

Thank you for the superb video. It was a pleasure to watch.

[@ironcito1101]

"... go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter" "Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes" Those things wouldn't fly today.

[@Jayfive276]

Yes they would. There's tons of politically incorrect stuff in movies and TV. It's just done slightly differently. Also there's ton of people claiming these things wouldn't fly today. These people are deluded or lying. Either way it's pretty tragic how they make up stuff to get annoyed with.

[@Flantomas]

It would totally fly, if its well delivered and within context, just like this movies.

[@mackcummy4976]

and the in charge of a Haitian jail line.

[@Flantomas]

MrHappyBollox , Ill have to argue that the reason Trump is the president of the US rests completely on the people who voted him. The far left extremists are so few and with so little consecuence in politics, that they only exist for the far right to point at as "the crazy left". If you voted the shittiest baby boomer still alive, own up to it.

[@jeffheintz2488]

they say shit like this All The Time on south park, family guy, etc.

[@Baron_Blue_Max]

I used that line about adopting an 18 year old korean girl once. It was perfect. I met a woman in her mid-30s (same as me at the time), who is telling me about her 18 year old daughter. I said "you must have had her young". She said "no I adopted her. She's from Korea." I said "oh I've thought about doing that in the past." She said "adopting a child?" I said "no, adopting an 18 year old Korean girl". She was in shock for a few seconds, and then she burst out laughing. True story.

[@julieporter7805]

Her name wasn't Mia I hope. 😆

[@Gggmanlives]

This happened.

[@Darksky1001able]

@@Gggmanlives what the fuck, Gman? What are you doing here?

[@connorsrockincollection2248]

“To go into a 7-11 without an interpreter ” 😂

[@TheStapleGunKid]

We still can't do that today....

[@connorsrockincollection2248]

TheStapleGunKid can’t even go to public university class without a damn interpreter sometimes

[@gregfaber3417]

@@connorsrockincollection2248 oh boo hoo

[@SuperEw123]

I don't have the context to understand this joke, can someone explain it to me

[@SuperEw123]

@Mike oh thanks

[@yogidemis8513]

Leslie Nielsen had that old school comedy style, not like today's comedians. He was the man, a legend! He is missed!

[@gameplaysolotheblade]

The term you're looking for is "deadpan". Utter nonsense or hilarity comes out while still maintaining a straight face. 😆

[@WoodworkingforAnyone]

He wasn't a comedian

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

@@WoodworkingforAnyone well, he was, but he was the straight man and a damn good one. the more serious he was during the chaos, the funnier he was.

[@paulk6399]

Leslie Nielsen was the only celebrity death that when I read it, my heart stopped for a beat and I genuinely felt sad He’s a one of a kind talent that Hollywood will never see the likes of again

[@AceNinja2112]

This comment makes me sad because I know it is true...

[@johnmehaffey9953]

Travelling to work on the ferry at 4am and watching this with my work colleague laughing our heads off, and still having to drive 4 hours after we get off the ferry but good old frank lifted our spirits we recited so many lines to each other on the drive to work,

[@kato64]

“Where’s your prison number?” “Its unlisted.” lol

[@winnerwinner8894]

Lolzzzz

[@robkeeleycomposer]

I love the Raymond Chandler parodies. The script is so clever, perfectly suited to Leslie Nielsens’ deadpan delivery.

[@tims4694]

It's really amazing that Nielsen spent most of his career as an evil heavy, and it turns out he was really great at comedy.

[@itmademesignup9508]

Seriously, what movie was it where Leslie Nielsen was the bad guy, with Ted friggin' Danson (Sam,from "Cheers") and...the beach? That movie was awesome!

[@pressplayulysses]

​​@@itmademesignup9508 "Creepshow" if I remember correctly The third or fourth segment.

[@j.vinton4039]

He did a great job at being a villain in Gunsmoke playing Jess Trevor. He kicked ass.

[@shawnyganggang1413]

No matter how many times I've seen the movies or the funniest scenes on KZbin, I always get caught off guard by Leslie's deadpan delivery. I really lol'd through all of this!!

[@JamesGats286]

“The can’t kick you off the force Frank it’s just not fair” “I know Ed, just think, the next time I shoot somebody.... I could be arrested”

[@KingreX32]

This one is funny. Then I think about current events. It's still funny but a bit sobering

[@Winther2k]

KingreX32 a

[@EllRiver]

I'd say it's even funnier now a days.

[@bozzemoggel3200]

Best line Missing, as far as i remember, was a dialogue with His partner: "...why was he at the redlight district anyway?" "Sex, Frank?" "Uhm, No, thank you... We don't have time for that..."

[@dianaprince6743]

Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?