Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like to See (Series 15 Cut)

[@jamiejp4007]

"Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl" 🤣

[@muttznuttz2972]

Excellent joke!

[@allenschofield8500]

I'm a 73 year old Canadian and I just finished watching this. It was hysterical! I love the BBC and I watch shows here on KZbin, but I also subscribe to Acorn TV which is the BBC in Canada. Some great series in there. I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed watching this particular video, I am in awe of the quick wit and great humour. It was nice to just have tears of joy, Thanks very much!

[@ryanmunn4245]

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[@DevinGates]

He doesn't do much in this compilation, but Dara is touring Canada next month.

[@scotthodgins7975]

​@DevinGates dang it... not one of those dates is near me.

[@gaztopia1]

Milton Jones - his one liners always get me!! Beatrice!!!

[@RIXRADvidz]

''it doesn't matter how many pastries...Past Tries...you had....'' Weight Watchers

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Sorry, did I interrupt you?”

[@pwuk]

Abba's greatest hits, its a real killer

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

"Welcome to the bakery!" and "How's your lucky pencil case NOW?"

[@JS-pondering_reality]

Thank You Milton, "you cant beatrice" is one of the funniest moments in all the series

[@FakingANerve]

Absolutely. "That's it. We can go home!" I think we all thought the same thing. 😄

[@MikaelMagnusson-qq4sz]

Wewww

[@craig1538]

I love Miilton Keynes. I've been following him for years and have even been lucy enough to have meet him on a couple of occations. He's a really lovely bloke and was very generous with his time time. The Man is a absolute legend and a very funny aswell.

[@sueaustin1382]

Milton Keynes? Lols! Milton Jones! 😅

[@la.uralox]

MILTON KEYNES HAHAHA

[@soilcredibility]

Does Milton Keynes know Lucy?

[@DogZy9]

Hugh Dennis is an absolute comedy powerhouse! Love his jokes.

[@readwatchwritewrite174]

DogZy I met him

[@maartendekroon267]

Hugh Dennis is the only reason I hesitate to put on SWLT... he's horrifyingly NOT funny

[@djimma5080]

He can be very funny without being rude or swearing or using jokes that cross the line not that I don't like stuff like that its just Hugh can make the mundane funny

[@graemestarkey7524]

Painfully unfunny - and often predictable.

[@sillysongs19]

This format really plays to his strengths

[@WilfulFox]

Gotta say, Milton Jones hits different for me; his surrealist jokes are just so creative and often unexpected :)

[@SMHman666]

Nathan Hahaha, you just never know what's going to come out of his mouth. Makes you laugh and then laugh again at the direction he's taken you.

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

Yes, he's really got an eye for detail - said the lighthouse keeper 😂😂😂

[@juliejohnson2635]

I love Milton. So nutty. ❤️

[@Beardatron]

Saw him live about 8 years ago supported by James Acaster, the whole night was a wall to wall laugh fest

[@kiwi_sodas]

The way Hugh just stands there for a second after making his jokes always kills me.

[@bensmith5231]

Hes A Frikin Legend :)

[@stevemuturi965]

Comic TIMING!

[@imperielgenecist1317]

WHICH OF ONE OF THESE IS A WINSTON CHURCHILL QUOTE A) WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES B) GOD I LOVE THESE PEACHES C) IM BEING ATTACKED BY LEECHES

[@erenyeager6015]

Which of these is a Winston Churchill quote? A) We will fight them on the beaches!! B) God damn I love these peaches C) I'm being attacked by leeches D) Oh Oh Oh YES YES OHHHHH I love these bitches

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

D) (incoherent, whiskey-fueled ramblings ending in Rule Britannia.)

[@kylestubbs8867]

E) I HATE MAKING THESE SPEECHES

[@TheBloodsuger150]

C) God damn I love these cigars

[@snicketylemony]

I think about this joke at least once a week. it haunts me to never know what he would have said

[@paragonjones13]

23:26 I love how the audience cracks at the set-up and make Gary laugh as he hits the punchline. Quali'y.

[@brianvaughan2312]

Still very funny and relevant too polical and hard hitting for the woke leftist bbc to keep going .not to say another channel couldn't pick it up and run with it. It would be a smash for sure.

[@time2change998]

So sorry to hear the end of mock the week. Comedy has a way of lighting reality. Thanks.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

Lighting or lightening ?

[@cowboycurtis2229]

"Goddamn, I love these peaches!" - Winston Churchill

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

“I’ve been in this cupboard for bloody ages” 😂

[@chrisninety1]

56:04 The placement of the mic stand makes the caption on the screen read differently than intended.

[@leehutchinson6090]

Haha, chrisninety1, well spotted!!

[@gyped]

Milton's beat rice joke killed!!!

[@ZacharyFineour]

"Hey Optimus Prime! How about transforming this box of shit into a decent script?" That was great 😂

[@spakkakiwi1]

Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@markt1387]

Hahaha, my Son and I are always repeating this gag😂

[@shirleykeeldar9662]

Look, Iggle Piggle! It's the Ninky-Nonk! *sighs* Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl.

[@rockhard6666]

One of the best of all, I laugh everytime I see it

[@Walls2008]

And Dara LOSES it.....

[@OleViggoBallund]

😊crying in the rain ​@@rockhard6666

[@milobiddle]

Bro we have ears

[@JamieFurlong]

​@@rockhard6666 it is THE best imo

[@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587]

Milton having a go at Andy is just 😂 Andy and Kim are also just ❤

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

I love the "QUICK SHOW ANDY MURRAY LAUGHING HE'S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM SHOW HIM LAUGHING" segments

[@suusmarie3748]

Thanks for uploading all the compilations. Haven't laughed so hard like this in a while;)

[@biggiecheese4400]

James Acaster is one f the funniest people I've seen. Such a great young talent about real comedy, not unfunny bs.

[@Harry-tj6bl]

He has genuinely been in every situation you can think of. His classic scrapes on josh widdicombe's podcast are asolutely hilarious

[@melissawright1979]

I have a huge crush on him

[@daffyboy802]

He really is shit. He tries to hard, which kills his humor

[@templestark4779]

Yeah but he killed that peach joke badly. The first was funny. The repeats were just fake laugh.

[@Starkiller5121]

He's funny because you do not expect the stuff he comes up with. They're funny because they're such dumb jokes.😂

[@adeheys9661]

I've been in this bloody cupboard for ages. That was so funny.

[@tnzn4951]

Adrian Heys Ikr 😂😂 I loved that

[@cqnzr-clipsgameplay5706]

Unlikely things to hear on a cookery show; "Before we start the creampie, we must first pop the cherry..."

[@lilfizz1619]

CQNZR 😏

[@speedrob]

*Golf Claps*

[@emisthem6562]

I love watching the other comedians lose it comletely when someone comes out with a really good joke

[@brisingr2313]

The only better moments are when they can immediately build off of each other’s jokes

[@tomellis487]

They all have a sense of humour.

[@BigMrJim]

Milton Jones is still my favorite.

[@moosedraw3731]

Lines you wouldn’t hear in a James Bond film “Oh you said no to sex, ok let me leave, I’ll see you tomorrow 8 am for work. Awesome. See you then.”

[@RafaelSolaPACalsaverini]

I'm dying to know what's the third phrase from Churchill on James Acaster's joke.

[@j0njn]

These compilations are great, and you're a legend for making and uploading them. Buuut you missed the Christmas special.

[@Mark-zj8rw]

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[@miguelurdaci7884]

59:59 - Sara's brilliant cocked up joke deserved more from the editor, who seemed intent on highlighting the glum faces, despite the laughter in the room

[@turtlesandwich77]

I feel like the "childcare" bit wasn't meant to be there, the previous line seemed like the punchline but nobody really caught on. Kinda sucks cos it was a good joke tbh

[@miguelurdaci7884]

@@turtlesandwich77 dunno, subsidising childcare was pretty damned funny

[@Mark-uq6mv]

It’s a dam shame they cancelled this program, I miss seeing all of the fantastic comedians on the regular who were in it

[@bobsmith12345]

so true! back when they had actual comedians on panel shows

[@Zachary133]

Attempt one 24:45 Attempt two 26:20 Attempt three 27:18

[@meerkat10]

I knew exactly what this was referring to without even clicking

[@moxgirl5]

Hugh is still the funniest person on this show, and Holly is the best female comedian IMO.

[@GrahamCStrouse]

Megan O Rob and Holly clearly have the sparkliest teeth. It's like they're compensating for the rest of the U.K. all by themselves...

[@Blazervitch]

what about frankie boyle

[@moxgirl5]

I don't count Frankie cos he's not on it anymore, I was only counting people who still appear on it. Frankie was hilarious though.

[@shogl]

Megan O Cc Ccxxx C c

[@moxgirl5]

Steve Hoglund Excuse me???

[@annesimmons6170]

I feel like this series was the best selection of SWLTS from all the series they done.

[@moosedraw3731]

Things you wouldn’t hear on the train would be perfect for James to walk in and scream GODDAMN I LOVE THESE PEACHES

[@annapashley6143]

29:48 When I am on a train, all I can hear is this in my head.

[@Bigkevy1970]

Love Milton Jones! So left field, hilarious! Do ping!!

[@Most0riginalUsername]

I thought the boomerang joke trend would have worn out by now, but they seem to keep coming back

[@lieutenantblasko7316]

Edurne Ace I didn't think plane jokes wouldn't be popular but they really took off

[@vorelicious]

Edurne Ace Elevator jokes are a weird trend, they seem to go up and down

[@thefalloutguy5773]

Edurne Ace people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow

[@mindlessgonzo]

Frisbee jokes aren't so lucky. I guess it just goes over people's head.

[@lieutenantblasko7316]

mindlessgonzo I didn't know why the car was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me

[@phillpotts9047]

You won't see things like this in another 10 years. Such a shame this world's gone crazy. When things are hard you need great laughter and this was one show that brought it into your own home.

[@Razakaratekid]

Hugh Dennis is a legend.

[@jay36963]

Do you have big lips? Or really tiny lips?

[@27bedford60]

Hugh Dennis, Holly Walsh, James Acaster, Ed Byrne, still my favorties.

[@geralteld1332]

*favourites Learn proper English.

[@27bedford60]

Thank you for you're reply. i will try a little harder from now on.

[@Jordyw1337]

Holly for real? She is the opposite of funny....

[@jonathonrobinson6081]

@@Jordyw1337 Hilarious?

[@terranceparsons5185]

Ed Byrnes ninky nonk joke. Staggeringly brilliant!

[@KineticRhythm21]

Ahh the joys of laughter!! 😅😇

[@PimpinBast3rDX]

"Bad Things to Hear When Stranded on an Island", "Unlikely Things To Hear On A Sex Line", "Bad Video Game Ideas", "Weird Wishes to Make on Your Birthday" etc. So many ideas yet they stick with the same ones each year and comedians end up stealing jokes and mention an Iron Man joke every so often (haven't watched this full video but have heard it so often in past seasons)

[@benangell1403]

Things haven't improved lol.

[@Urbeflurb93]

'Fingers on buzzards' might be my favourite Hugh Dennis pun after the Ann Boleyn joke.

[@igrim4777]

It's fingers on buzzards, as in the common quiz show line fingers on buzzers

[@Urbeflurb93]

@@igrim4777 Yes, thanks. It was a typo

[@michaelwraight7757]

14:15 Ed Byrne is mad as fuck 😂😂😂

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

Dear Dave, You repeat Mock The Week so much, I swear I've heard Holly make that joke before?

[@brendar9363]

Question for a Brit (or two). Would you say "unlikely things to hear in bus?" Or would you add the article "the"? I always hear the noun "hospital" used without the article "the". Here in the US, we always use the article before the noun. So just curious if that applies only to "hospital" or all nouns. I've never noticed on other words but hospital stands out.

[@GrahamCStrouse]

Brenda R You get used to it. My ex is Australian and she says "hospital" instead of "the hospital."

[@wishlist011]

Brenda R It wouldn't usually be "hear in bus" or "hear in the bus", it's typically "hear on the bus" ... even if you are "in" it! I can't think of examples that aren't medical where we lose the definite/indefinite article. In hospital, in theatre (the hospital kind - not the play kind), in surgery for a doctor's surgery. There might be others, but none come to mind.

[@brendar9363]

wishlist011 Thanks. I find language very interesting and have always wondered.

[@anthonydugdale666]

It will also depend what part of Britain you are in and the regional dialect.

[@jhvidss]

we use both depends really

[@lasseplatburk]

Unlikely things to hear in the hospital: "Alright, we're ready to vaccinate you. I'm Dr. Wakefield"

[@theluckiesteh9058]

It's sad that Andy is no longer on the show, he was one of my favorites. At least, there's still other people on I like! ;)

[@theluckiesteh9058]

Still Taking a liking to Josh Widdlecombe, Ed Gamble, Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan, Sara Pascoe And To be honest, I personally think Angela Barnes Is too Cute! Really want to see more of her on the show! XD

[@pashafarms]

Andy left?!?! Why?!

[@FurzeFan]

totally agree.

[@NorthernSeaWitch]

Tbh since Andy left, the female comedians seem to have more to say, though that may just be the editing. That being said I'm liking all the girls, especially Angela and Tiff.

[@theluckiesteh9058]

NorthernSeaWitch See? :)

[@DomWeasel]

These compilations are great but they do hammer home that they're using the same few prompts over and over.

[@jonnydaly239]

DomWeasel in fairness they are mainstream comedians.. They don't have many angles to come at it that would be TV friendly

[@kennyhagan5781]

Ed Byrne as a Shakespearian actor...now that is COMEDY!

[@archiejohnston8]

1:01:05 James and Ed sharing a little look about their comedy dad

[@dkb138]

Hugh's 1966 exam question is low-key a brilliant joke 😂😂

[@Trailer__Swift]

Can you explain it to me? 😅

[@dkb138]

@@Trailer__Swift England's only world cup title was in 1966, the question is asking to predict the next one

[@GetOnTheFloor82]

Hugh Dennis is just....unstoppable!

[@sarahterhune1926]

Milton's at 58:40 is the best one ever, in the history of tv

[@reallybiglez991]

Yodel Delivery Driver Pat gets me every time I swear 😂

[@vinrock123]

13:23 - 13:30 is when it’s said

[@GeekChicPolitiq]

Literally spat my coffee at "...late kickoff."

[@newperve]

Yeah that‘s why it's called "The Magic Roundabout".

[@Tom_The_Cat]

"I have five loaves, and two fishes." He said. "Who wants Cod and Breadcrumb?"

[@kristydubar6531]

I love Nish he has the most hearty laugh :) Thanks for this! I don't get this show in the states so I love that people share it online! :)

[@kathrynrobertson2353]

I watch it on KZbin.

[@jonathonrobinson6081]

I really like Miles Jupps laugh. It seems like he comes on just to get a very front row seat to the show.

[@MAC-mp2hu]

I don’t get Nish, he’s just shouty and not funny!

[@Ramonerdna]

The 'Perfect Execution' joke had me rolling

[@pickapon7470]

47:55 WHERE CAN I GET THAT SHIRT

[@mindlessgonzo]

Tada! www.beautifulhalo.com/lapel-color-block-cat-print-short-sleeve-dip-hem-tunic-shirt-p-247893.html

[@arthurtheslime9359]

mindlessgonzo you are a saint.

[@Spitfyre1011]

16:40 I bloody love Hugh Dennis. This joke was so clean and yet fucking brilliant.

[@buzzline1544]

The guy laughing at Ed's joke at 7:54 sounds like an owl

[@smidgens1]

Just read this comment at that exact moment.

[@CompassRealty-1]

Buzz Line there's an episode of Keith Lemon where a female audience member has the exact same laugh and he goes to speak to her, search Keith Lemon funny audience laugh.

[@davekeith576]

Well it was a hoot.

[@w.callens1629]

Applause for the mic stand in the cookery segment

[@ubongudoh2159]

😂😂 England actually going through on penalties at a World Cup in Russia today takes the cake

[@Scy]

Was Andy Murray there AGAIN? I mean, I know he's scottish and doesn't get out much, but there are options.

[@mindlessgonzo]

Read Desc.

[@lewiscollie5961]

Scy I am Scottish my boi

[@iainbeaton5524]

Scy

[@TrevorCopter]

Andy Parsons did the defibrillator joke in a previous series. Doubt Ed knew, just funny to see the same jokes for the same prompts by different comics

[@deathmonk247]

45:26 Isnt that Jenny Vixen Ryan

[@TheMythicalDemon]

Personally i loved Hugh's joke about the victim's movements befor he died at around 38:45

[@GMchow]

A. We will fight them on the beaches B. Goddamn, I love these peaches C. My pond is full of leeches

[@silvioatutube]

Poor Beatrice! :(

[@tiagos5804]

"Sorry Alice, this is Sunderland" - Hugh Dennis

[@juliewoodman2439]

I have a hearing problem and so many of the captions are missing. Only on this show

[@mort8568]

beatrice one got me so bad

[@nowhereman5760]

antiglue I was bent over laughing so hard it hurt at that Beatrice joke

[@SakariWolf13]

58:40

[@millicent275]

my fav season, i loved this so much!!

[@thomaslucock1684]

Well, we had the insane, shitty politics to go along with it!!

[@terranceparsons5185]

Come on Acaster! What is the third choice for that quote!!!

[@aeris2001]

Please can anyone explain the Adrian joke at 8:50

[@TheAlllseeeingFish]

Zoe Lyons is spot on!

[@catherinespark]

Unlikely things to hear in a blockbuster movie: "Oh look, there's some building blocks. Right lads, let's BUST 'em!"

[@joeking1584]

31:50 "...and the stadium is rocking! Mainly because..." I totally thought he was gonna finish with "a couple of people still haven't finished their shag upstairs"

[@catherinespark]

The train that's coming along the track...is right on time.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

I'll have you know I lived in Brussels when Dara did his show there and we couldn't get tickets as they sold out right away.

[@bigwesandfriends2602]

Referendum 4, now Ant wants to leave Dec.

[@kevingillen3318]

Wesley Bro

[@mezykin]

that's probably zoe's best joke in the whole series

[@andrewpowell9304]

Actually given recent events, Dec wants to leave Ant!

[@OlpyColpy]

On average, that first one is one of the better scenes we’d like to say. Got a lot of laughs

[@danneko4308]

3:20 “and your cancer specialist today is…” *double taps rewind on phone* 3:10 “… Doctor Pepper!”

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Every single time I hear a Human Centipede joke, I wish I'd never even seen the little I have of that movie.

[@FatherJacksBrick]

I still can’t believe Ed Byrne was in Father Ted and a I missed it all these years. 😂

[@PM_VA]

I like how Ed Gamble just stares straight into the camera like a crack addict whenever he comes up to the mic.

[@charlesconlon5865]

"Mrs. Jones, your husband's car smash has proved to be as bad as we feared. I have some good news & some bad news". "OK, Doctor, what's the bad news?". "He'll be paraplegic & doubly-incontinent for the rest of his life". "And the good news?". "We're releasing him in the morning".

[@richard6440]

58:40 absolute genius. look at all the other comedians.

[@thisravenhasflown010]

James Acaster- the humour that doesn't give you a chance to catch your breath Hugh- the backbone regular for Dara with the best never-ending puns Awesome additions with Gary, Ed, Ed, and oh some of the funniest ladies!! Oh lol 6:22 😂😂

[@-M0LE]

Who made it all the way to the end

[@iainhewitt]

Isn't it amazing that they still make jokes about The Bill? That show ended in 2010!!

[@arthurtheslime9359]

Still funny though 😁

[@crissycrossgaming]

The England going through on penalties joke... anyone watching after the world cup thinking 'THE LADS HATH PROVED YE WRONG"

[@JennyLane8666]

"you can't, Beatrice.." I can't breathe

[@jgg75]

Let's just go home...

[@anetrom]

@20:45 Harrison Ford is actually cast in another Indiana Jones movie at 80 years old...

[@adambradbury3430]

15:00 2016: Scenes We'd Like To See - England go through on Penalties... 2018: IT'S COMING HOME. WE WENT THROUGH ON PENALTIES

[@ZacharyFineour]

55:45 I couldve sworn Russell Howard made the same joke lol