Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like to See (The Odds & Ends Cut)

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

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[@brentwigley5382]

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[@rohypnotist6263]

Thanks , I needed a laugh today and this had me in stitches .

[@scign]

Not sure what's funnier: the skits or this FAQ!

[@theunknown8595]

No.

[@InservioLetum]

Done. Few grammatical idiosyncrasies, a typo or two, but nobody's perfect. A for effort.

[@rikb380]

How long Hugh has been doing this and I don’t think the man misses once. Absolute legend

[@chasethames2845]

He was the only full time regular contestant he was in all 200+ episodes and one of my personal favourites

[@gamerk1058]

YMCA … what started this whole section hahahahahhaah.

[@LiveHedgehog]

"Midway through the orgy, Ron winked at Harry. 'This is better than Quidditch' his eyes seemed to say" Legitimately sounds like a line from one of the books.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

And from fanfictions.

[@TomFynn]

Harry Potter and the Orgy of the Phoenix

[@daviddonald9738]

“I’ve had a few medical problems this year…. “ Frankie’s most brilliant line. Hugh only could just stand and grin.

[@davidranson3797]

I have heard that line so many times. And I laugh out loud every time. I think it's one of the funniest jokes ever

[@alconfalcon]

12:24 *“NO DEAL EDMONDS! YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME THE MONEY, OR I’M GONNA START SHOOTING!”* “Inadvised Things to Say in Court.” Bloody hell, that was good timing.

[@PassiveSmoking]

You can tell this is really old because the jokes about Jimmy Savile are all about how he talks.

[@stifynbaker2914]

I can just imagine the look on Hugh Dennis' face, the morning he woke up and thought, "Well, I won't be doing that fucking impression again..."

[@DanBeech-ht7sw]

Yet refreshingly contemporary with its reference to president Putin

[@pwuk]

Mickey flanagan's more recent take on Saville is hilarious

[@quuxummephitida1219]

@@stifynbaker2914 And Showaddywaddy was never heard from again. 😿

[@andrewdillon7837]

"If we're all at the party,Who's looking after Madeline ?"

[@coltino99]

One thing Frankie could do is make the next guy wait til the audience had settled down. His jokes were that good

[@derdork3233]

I Like british Humor. I don't get every Joke because i don't know every british Person they reference and/or their TV shows, But still great.

[@juicedrip809]

Me too, me too

[@felixroberts6346]

I’m British and still don’t get all the references 😂

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

​@@felixroberts6346 the jokes are definitely of their time. which was around 2005 for the early seasons

[@joshswinden6281]

Our British comedy is more thought through

[@Jason-yk1nt]

If you like our comedy please embrace the U

[@StrongBalloonChris]

"Passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years" 😂

[@BLACKVIKNGS88]

😂😂

[@nephibrown2535]

😂😂😂

[@benjamingeiger]

Ed Byrne at around 1:09:55 is my spirit animal.

[@marionbayley1351]

My goodness, Hugh’s first answer is chilling - even without hearing it over a tannoy!!

[@mmjackk667]

The long jump is much more exciting, now that we've found out there's a mine in the sand pit.

[@welshwolfie8806]

I don't get the jokes or some references, the political ones mainly anyway, but the way they deliver most of these jokes still make me laugh so much

[@michaelbarry5933]

But it would be good if Russell would get away from the mic after making the joke. He milks it like a cow.

[@serrie85]

I always thought Harry Potter was very unreal. Okay the flying on broomsticks and the magic I believed. But a ginger with two friends ?

[@davidmerrick1085]

@steve gale twat

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

I wonder why the reply originally signalled here was obliterated by The Censors.

[@bradley8744]

"today I had my traditional Christmas roast Phillip at the front" haha still love these.

[@victordevonshire807]

This is the best I have seen of mtw. Forgot this collection. Better the second time around.👍

[@87654321j]

there's the bell and the schoolgirls I've been spying on go back to their classroom lol comedy gold

[@Daf__XL]

That moment you thought the VHS intro was cheeky and awesome just to realize the video is actually in VHS quality... RIP

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Most of the videos I got was off the internet and were atrocious quality. I wish I knew better quality sources.

[@duckideva]

@@mindlessgonzoalt I mean, some of these were broadcast at the very beginning of the Moore's law tech boom. Broadcast TV was that low resolution, because TVs were that low resolution. Unless there are master tapes somewhere that the BBC ever releases, these qualities, at least for the early seasons, are the best that probably exist. As an aside man, these compilations helped me get through the pandemic, and the recovery...and probably now the new pandemic if covid case rising numbers are right. This was a lot of work on your part, and I am so grateful to you for doing it. Thank you.

[@retepsnikrep]

Just a general thanks for all the hard work on these compilations. Your the daddy!!

[@UMBR.]

Yu'roe*

[@hiccup1975]

You're

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

@@UMBR. what the fck is that?

[@UMBR.]

@@worcestershiresauce6377 Absolutely.

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

@@UMBR. MOO!

[@kennyhagan5781]

We sure could used Andy Parsons here in the US. I couldn't think of a better person to be the anchor for the evening news. Perhaps it would lead to people being better informed, which would really help us right now.

[@TheHutchy01]

Milton is LSD in human form I'm sure

[@zonermaguire]

I agree 100%

[@brohanime]

you've obviously never taken acid lmao

[@Doogie2K3]

Damn, hearing it all at once you really notice how much Frankie reaches for the same AIDS joke.

[@whatname1984]

The dream team of mtw : Frankie Boyle , Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne.

[@zonermaguire]

It's happened a couple times, pretty good if team if you ask me

[@vinylviper1971]

Correctamundo!!!!! A word i've never used before and never will again......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@biggusdickus5986]

​@@vinylviper1971"Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy👍👍

[@eleanorcooke7136]

​@@vinylviper1971 Hello, Doctor.

[@SO_DIGITAL]

British comedians are awesome

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Some of them are ...

[@God_gundam36]

@@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 they are pretty good tho

[@landonorris6]

Irish...

[@davidmerrick1085]

@@landonorris6 not many people care about the Irish so give it a rest

[@landonorris6]

@@davidmerrick1085 Your confusing opinion with fact...

[@paulryan9818]

12:14 I watched a second or two of Loose Women when it used to come up during COVID and no one was working, and Frankie's kinda right about that. XD Luckily it was when I was leaving the room.

[@RatelHBadger]

1:00:05 that aged BEAUTIFULLY

[@renlentlesstourist7574]

1:11:32 Best 10 seconds of the whole clip! I LOVE ED BYRNE!!!!!!!

[@blueswingdown]

the whole bit after as well

[@abistarr4820]

Things a cricket commentator would never say: 'Well, this is interesting!'

[@webkilla]

oh gods all those christmas jokes... my sides are in orbit

[@trevanminnig3499]

11:14 (me in the future, I hope you come back to this and enjoy it just as much as past you did.)

[@scootbonds8797]

Just checking in the future 6 yrs to see if you rewatched it and thought it was still funny , lol

[@trevanminnig3499]

@@scootbonds8797well, 6 years ago I definitely would’ve been cackling, however I did still chuckle at this! Thanks for the reminder lol, see you in another 6?

[@PhoeniksStorm]

Anyone know which episode it was that they had to redo Scenes we'd like to see because the got to the scene to slowly and Ed acted like a FBI agent and made them get to the scene really quickly

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

It might be either Series 4 or 5 extended episode from the Too Hot For TV DVDs. Unfortunately no one titled the extended episodes properly or have them elsewhere that isn't on KZbin so I'm screwed out of that.

[@coreymurray432]

So in other words, what do we have to do in order to see those scenes?

[@zacharben9801]

Corey Murray *

[@heart29100]

Corey Murray Google ed burns fbi scenes we'd like to see. Might come up :)

[@nathansmyth2602]

Love this show spend every night watching it

[@coltino99]

Good morning class 2b, today we’re going to learn how to count to 21

[@brandonmcnerlin7703]

bad ways for the PM to address the nation; Now Ladies and gentlemen of Great Britain, i have come to tell you what the story in ballymory exactly is

[@lilfizz1619]

Brandon Mcnerlin XD

[@philipdawson7800]

Andy was a fucking menace on the Christmas specials.

[@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587]

Yes, it's just what I wanted 😂. Everytime.... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dunomefraction8755]

when russell sang that rhyme with the gordan brown is funny

[@ennanitsua]

I've watched this repeatedly, (and I think I noticed this before), but when just listening to the video, it becomes really obvious that jokes about HIV/AIDS were Frankie Boyle's go-to for a while.

[@mark7s980]

Bad things to say when leading troops into battle. Get my brown pants!

[@joeking1584]

The final one took me a minute. At firat i was like "well youd just look a bit stupid....oh i get it"

[@dylanhaslam1285]

1:11:55 sounds like ed is about to cry 😂😂😂

[@cameronmoores855]

Chris Addison looks like a 70s hippy

[@IanGouki]

1:35 someone really loves broccoli

[@nikbol43below]

Milton Jones is incredible at delayed jokes.

[@Ryno2094]

yea incredible at lazy comedy, the most unfunny "comedian" ever

[@tescobinliner]

@@Ryno2094 he's a genius compared to the complete shit they have on this show nowadays

[@glitchxero4687]

Turns out "I'm like George Bush, only less intelligent" is an effective strategy for getting elected in the US.

[@zoltancsikos5604]

Being anyone but Hilary Clinton is an effective strategy.

[@landonorris6]

Trump...

[@horusgrumpygills7152]

Still relevent

[@SamuelBlack84]

It speaks to the mindset of the majority of the population

[@TomFynn]

US in 1776: In this country anyone can become president. We are very advanced. US in 2020s: In this country anyone can become president. We are fuxored.

[@bengreenbank4856]

12:54 how did Frankie predict the future?

[@SeanKL107]

Frankie's go to std: "Hache" I V Hugh's go to std: Clamydia

[@billcobbett9259]

Closely followed by 'are you paying too much for your car insurance' and the Savile impression

[@yarnycakes]

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle he did stop the Saville bit after the scandal

[@troyhelms386]

Due to the BBC

[@chloecarney8035]

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle can you spell chlamydia correctly

[@LakeFX]

Hugh also uses "Viagra" a lot, and of course, in the earlier years pre-scandal, "Showaddywaddy".

[@arjunsamji6091]

I want to be a comedian so I can be on mock the week and meet Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne

[@ZrinNZ]

I bet that if Frankie Boyle did the "One piece of compelling evidence, he's black" line, he'd have been given a standing ovation.

[@polcurley8940]

Sill disappointed that that no one said "This is the voice of the Mysterons..."

[@mmjackk667]

I would like you to call me "President Showaddywaddy".

[@Unofficially_Mothman]

Best bit starts at 1:07:56 ed starts loosing his shot

[@northlonguy]

Bravo Jonathan. That all pretty perfect to me. All the best for your career.

[@niwty]

Frankie Boyle absolutely steals this. So sadly missed on this show.

[@MTrains]

40:30 PARADISE!

[@Bluetoothedshark]

Ah VHS, those were the days... what am I saying, if you had told a 10 year old me what sky q could do, my head would have exploded!

[@BumMcFluff]

Regardless of the actual jokes he delivers, it must have been really annoying to be constantly cut off by Frankie racing to the microphone.

[@Dementiumfan1990]

That LA Law joke is even funnier when you realize episode 10 in season 1 of LA Law is about a gay man with AIDS charged with the mercy killing of his lover, who also had the disease.

[@chipsounder4633]

SHA WODDY WODDY!!!

[@tesmith47]

This is fantastic please bring to america!!!

[@sstigger38]

Ed Byrne maybe awesome at around 1:10:30, but Frankie Boyle with his joke: "This dish requires a little extra salt, SO I'M GONNA FUCK IT!" PRICELESS!!!!

[@ZedExGaming]

Nobody's going to mention the allah joke 😂😂

[@mark7foran]

56:35 wonder if frankie could pull off a joke like that today

[@jonathangrafton4016]

Yes

[@aidanthompson6952]

Good editing funny content good job

[@jessbarnes8521]

The Prince Harry joke still seems relevant.

[@joeking1584]

Dear BBC: I recently subscribed and would like to sue for false advertising...

[@bobidou23]

Awww baby-faced Rhod Gilbert

[@fariddewan9767]

1:01:48 FANTASTIC!

[@TheHutchy01]

Frankie, it was 7/11

[@mindlessgonzo]

Close. He wasn't aware that Trump would make that mistake several years later.

[@wvvw4036]

mindlessgonzo Trump was referring to the fire department he was with during 9/11, not 9/11 itself.

[@maryannjordan8143]

Is it weird that all my celebrity crushes have been on mock the week?

[@0x0x0x0]

what does the joke at 5:30 about the sporran and hazel blears mean

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Hazel Blears was, in the Gordon Brown era of UK politics, quite a small irritant to them, as she stood 4 ft. 11 and was a redhead. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazel_Blears#/media/File:Hazel_Blears,_June_2009_2_cropped.jpg

[@gunnarelisigurjonsson2587]

Ein liberal party 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 gets me every time

[@StaardustQun]

38:11 I've found my favourite! 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

[@LazarouDave]

56:35 - Frankie does an unintentionally good impression of what Trump was thinking during his campaign **Awaits the Hate**

[@HugoGojibiter]

One month later and no hate. Ah ya know what? Just for the hell of it *throws some hate* there ya go mate. Enjoy your hate

[@LazarouDave]

Hugo - I approve of the hate

[@HugoGojibiter]

LazarouDave you're very welcome

[@wvvw4036]

LazarouDave 35:14

[@Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity]

It’s so true though 😂😂

[@undeadgaming9536]

30:50 unbuttoning his zipper?

[@georgelao2026]

UndeadGaming no, unbuttoning his zip. Think about it.

[@joeking1584]

120:30 why does his drunk vouce sound EXACTLY like Jack Sparrow 😂😂😂

[@agentgingerman]

"just what I wanted... A Shaun Walsh dvd" Hahahaha hahaha "I want to kill myself"

[@leefriedman3067]

22:34 for my own laughs

[@DimensionSpawn]

I really hope 24:38 doesn't age poorly.

[@markgates9712]

Don't dig there its back there in your garden, grab the shovel, smash, the door awakens and casts a shadow over the rainy sun, caww, caww! A raven cries that'll be the last of him

[@abu3qab]

1:16 more like the best.

[@atomheartmothersuite7913]

1:13:47 look at the screen behind

[@novaryx]

Atom Heart Mother Suite and?

[@atomheartmothersuite7913]

it's the wrong title

[@mindlessgonzo]

They have a bitch of a time trying to cut it and make it look like nothing was cut out due to Frankie going a bit edgy.

[@phunkymind23]

Did we ever find out who Evrin was?

[@BumMcFluff]

Russel Howard just has no idea when to end a joke.

[@Sutarezu]

Robin Brennan but they're funny in the end

[@BumMcFluff]

In my opinion, he lessens his own jokes by trying to add more.

[@cjayporter6307]

Robin Brennan Yeo how your life’s a joke can you end it faster than Howard?

[@JamesThompson97]

He is cringeworthy.

[@jenconvertibles]

You realise this is the (largely) uncut version?

[@smallman5509]

Alien VS Pingu

[@davidedwards3361]

Well at least it wasn't about gay sex, like most of his other 'jokes'. I wonder why that is on his mind so much??

[@criticalfxck13]

about 90% of the stuff I know about Brit/UK is from Mock The Week lmao

[@hollyv-a5164]

What episode is 24:30 ?

[@_-4232]

Frankie and Hugh dont miss

[@ada4927]

45:57 WELL THEN!!! XD

[@stevethompson1421]

Notice how quick to the mike, Boyle is. He's funny, don't get me wrong, but he hardly gives the last performer a moment to soak up the laugh.

[@FrancoisDressler]

He doesn't stick around longer than he needs to like Hugh though.

[@stevethompson1421]

True. Parsons, Gamble and a couple of others do tend to linger.

[@wvvw4036]

TheVideoInvader Hugh stands around to lengthen the laugh by staring at the camera

[@FrancoisDressler]

wv vw I know

[@ConnorHazzy201]

Russell Howard always drags his jokes out and stands there too long

[@lordeden2732]

Jokes? What Jokes?

[@rosebush252]

Frankie Boyle makes so many HIV jokes aha

[@_thekonrad]

Ilana Pearce It's because it is so widespread...

[@blondemario]

Oh no (facepalm)

[@iEpIcBANDITCAM]

Don’t be so negative

[@davidedwards3361]

Yes, pathetic and boring.

[@zonermaguire]

Shot game - everytime Frankie mentions Hiv or Chlamydia take a shot

[@samrichardson4764]

Watching classic Frankie Boyle makes me so resentful towards the modern world… what has he been turned into? :(

[@nathanlynch9634]

I'd do anything to meet frankie.

[@TheHutchy01]

I direct you Mr. Dennis to the case of Georgia V Denver Fenton

[@RenegadeZulu]

Andy what’s his name sucks but maybe he’s just there to make everyone else look good?

[@FrancoisDressler]

1:15:34 Holy shit. This one is fucking gold.

[@michaelbyrne-e4j]

Yup the South side ,the ONLY side🤓..Hmmm, 🤔.Who does that look like?

[@happivaras]

That'd be a terrible mistake to make 😢