Minecraft but Every Donation Message is an ORDER

Everyone kept trying to do that "Creeper, Aw yeah thing in chat"
Get PIA: Due to an aquisition of PiA by another company known for some shady VPN business and a failure to restore confidence, i am no long endorsing PiA.
Mullvad seems to be the new best option, although they don't do sponsors so I can't give you a link
Music
Mozart - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, K 525 Allegro
Brinstar Depths
Kraid's lair by Tsuko G.
Bump in the Night - Kevin MacLeod
Guile's theme
Guiles theme Kazoo
Piano Concerto No. 21 - Andante
Symphony No. 40 in G minor, K. 550 [complete]
Phoenix Wright Cornered

[@PewDiePie]

9:00 Im truly honored

[@vasco35]

OMG ITS ACTUALLY YOU AND NOT A FAKE

[@Uniquenameosaurus]

Holy shit its CallMeCarson

[@tinyoven3988]

PEEWWWDS congrats to you and marzia

[@dailypancakes3427]

well I’m shook

[@sopranotardd]

PewDiePie 15 likes really?

[@voguefurret]

When you realise "Jump Into Lava" is one of the nicer request

[@kaidatong1704]

Losing tools, then digging straight down to bedrock, is relaxing. Breaking stone with fists takes a while, and digging straight down means no need to move or turn head, just hold down mouse. Nice long rest

[@kaidatong1704]

Imagine being told to play safely, then dying. Ppl will think you’re not trying hard enough and stop donating

[@mmmmscrumptious433]

1000 likes tomorrow

[@youtubeismylife1752]

All he had to do drop the items

[@MasterZebulin]

*SUMMON SATAN*

[@handledandle332]

"Do the next order twice" "Do the previous order twice" *CONFUSION* 100

[@Murasalol]

Joona Illman the first order will be done four times

[@handledandle332]

@@Murasalol The first order will be done four times, which means the next order will be done 8 times, which means the previous order will be done 16 times, which means your brain is melting

[@Sierpina_WMG]

Infinite loop yeah!

[@jackbots2665]

CoRrEcTiOn the order said to do the previous order *twice*, therefore, the previous order which was the next order must be done twice, which is doing the next order twice which means four times, however the previous order also said do the next order twice which means the previous order is gonna be done twice two times, which means six times, then it says to do the next order says do the previous order twice and does it six times making it do it- I am already confused.

[@rrinnlonginus]

*T(n)=2+(n-1)(2) intensifies*

[@ROADHouse702]

16:43 Donator: jump off that edge! Uniquenameosaurus: **jumps into water and escapes death** Creeper: wait thats illegal

[@bigenemy000]

AW MAN

[@ROADHouse702]

@@bigenemy000 so

[@dedscutguy5703]

@@ROADHouse702 no

[@ROADHouse702]

@@dedscutguy5703 😂 bruh

[@d4vid469]

AWW MAN

[@OPJuiceBox]

Donates 1000$ “Refund my donation”

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

thats fucking genius

[@Ryouu2]

then someone donates and says, don't refund previous donation lmao

[@mardus3960]

@@Ryouu2 oooor, "refund the previous donation to me"

[@ladwen]

Can be done in a minute, he gets the 1000 dollars, say goodbye to your money

[@kevin4115]

Outside the game, doesn't count.

[@MxPokirby]

"Build Auschwitz" "Okay" >Makes furnace Bruh

[@SgFlaxy]

Auswitch

[@SgFlaxy]

@@blank2556 It is the correct spelling of the place, but not of the quotation

[@pellept0327]

did you think he was gonna build the whole thing

[@geograymon55]

I would of made a lever connected to a noteblock and say "Auxswitch".

[@buddyspecialops]

Dont fucking ausnitch

[@skyguy675]

Large open world with a load of people telling you to do random shit yeah I've played Skyrim before

[@aidenjohnson658]

SkyGuy 675 Ah a man of culture I see

[@brunoivan9849]

And ive played fallout 4 doing the minutemen questline

[@skyguy675]

@@brunoivan9849 Nice

[@grifboy8860]

Skyrim is for the Nords!!

[@skyguy675]

@@grifboy8860 The Reach belongs to the Foresworn!

[@Uniquenameosaurus]

Since people are curious and I'm a cold hard capitalist who isn't ashamed of making money.... It was about $850AUD in donations... so... which for a 3 hour stream was... uhh pretty lucrative, yeah.

[@takumifujiwara7906]

It much, but it ain’t honest work

[@DoodleDan]

Fu- I make that much in 2 months of my mini job, *time to become a streamer*

[@thekingof.carrotflowers]

@@takumifujiwara7906 Holly frick that are 576.04 Dollars

[@toaron8882]

Niiice

[@royceabshire2453]

Nice, you should definitely make this a recurring monthly streaming event.

[@mashudonut]

My internet identity will forever be "Second donation guy."

[@skyleviathan9669]

Better than the flower donation guy I suppose.

[@rainydeestar4806]

nice pfp

[@phoenix-fireblaze7783]

Eyyyyy

[@anxietyprimev6983]

Are you kidding? You asked for that dirt house, and it ended up being absolutely legendary. You’re a fucking innovator, that’s what you are.

[@asadashino8715]

well this is the last place i'd ever expect to find you

[@unlucky271]

How to earn alot of money while suffering

[@Lambda_Ovine]

It's called a job.

[@Ferroes]

*by suffering

[@unlucky271]

@@Ferroes oof

[@xephyre6955]

its life

[@alejandroespinoza5680]

Or you can get rich by doing the cscoop challenge.

[@Freys_tired]

Someone should had donated and said: "Do not leave the game or end the stream untill you beat the ender dragon"

[@K_amonger]

1 minute rule

[@tobitha1947]

Or until you get the elytra

[@Bobbies1]

"end the stream"

[@cleandiverge]

666th like

[@Headlock123456789]

LordGoku bot Evil

[@sahalck9849]

16:29 "I can eat eyeballs???????" "Oh I can eat eyeballs!!!!!!" "Oh i can eat eyeballs..... "

[@mayocult2025]

He enjoyed being a cannibal

[@NKS-jo1ik]

@@mayocult2025 those are spider eyeballs...

[@mayocult2025]

Oh ... So the eyeballs i keep in the fridge next to the sleepy bodies are spider eyes ?

[@joksizantos7520]

The power of punctation

[@youruberdriver6866]

@@mayocult2025 .......

[@finn_underwood]

Probably not the wisest $32 I've ever spent, but certainly one of the most satisfying.

[@bernabeasar5897]

You where an absolute legend, you made the stream hilarious

[@pickle5666]

Not the worst thing you could spend money on...

[@dinamiteurdinamiteur2324]

What does you say in your donation

[@lorekeeper685]

Which?

[@pickle5666]

mew the mew Dinamiteur Dinamiteur He made a lot of donations throughout the stream/video.

[@hiphops8082]

“Give me sfw reptilian images” will forever be a mood.

[@hiphops8082]

roma oh fuck. I grossly misheard that

[@RetryOfHealGuy]

@@hiphops8082 Still a mood though

[@homiespaghetti1522]

@@RetryOfHealGuy definitely still a mood

[@shrubjr636]

bruh

[@lounthery956]

OwO

[@handledandle332]

"Do the next order twice" "Do the previous order twice" **Confused screaming**

[@godkip4033]

13:23 ok, the fishing rod is dead Fishing rod: no u

[@jjba_pika]

Lol

[@Noobgalaxies]

The donations feel like a card game lol "For every stick in your inventory, dig straight down one block" "Repeat the next order twice" "Craft all your stone into furnaces"

[@kaidatong1704]

Forbidden series of hearthstone spells convert all remaining mana into something

[@randoman8654]

now i want to see a card game in minecraft

[@wappy103]

"build auschwitz"

[@cassidy8307]

For every stick in your inventory, build one auschwitz

[@arstotzka333]

@@kaidatong1704 LOL

[@salanaar]

watching people suffer in minecraft at the hands of their audience is always a favorite of mine lol

[@justrez2571]

Same

[@thatonepersonwhoeatscheese7348]

Search cscoop challenge

[@k1-b033]

.

[@k1-b033]

@Georgia Barrington *CRAFT*

[@aboredfellow1448]

Unrelated but, CREEPER

[@noancarvalho2701]

why is a minecraft video demonitized? 15:36 minutes later... ohhhhhh

[@PinkPoop69]

donation at 15:08, maybe related to auschwitz

[@MonkOrMan]

@@PinkPoop69I am trying to comprehend how you didn't read a comment you replied to

[@Alice-ew4dy]

Uniquenameosaurus: Minecraft but every donation message is an ORDER Also Uniquenameosaurus: *S T O N K S*

[@dr.elijah7742]

Also you: has 69 likes

[@MonkOrMan]

This comment makes no sense

[@temmiemew]

Alternate title: Minecraft but I lose my inventory every 3 minutes

[@Payton_Playzzz]

hOI

[@thegrouchization]

Quite a simple thing The structure of a Haiku It's five-seven-five.

[@Swagbastian]

Nice

[@joshriley2936]

That's meta

[@kyu99216]

Beautiful

[@thegrouchization]

Your kind responses Pierce the veil of sadness and Fill my heart with glee.

[@temmiemew]

👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏

[@quixotic9482]

“I hope the donations don’t come in too fast” Everyone with $2: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

[@aidanfoley3263]

_We will never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request_

[@RedSunFX]

23:16 The math here is actually more complicated and ambiguous. By doing the previous order twice(doing the next order twice), you need to do the next order twice again which forces you to do the previous order twice and so on. You are essentially in an endless loop with no escape. However, the self referencing orders have not defined any action for to complete, so one could argue that you have completed both orders without actually doing anything :P

[@stefanm.734]

It's also just unfair to donate a never-ending loop, so that could just be ignored.

[@darklusare7582]

lol, you're right. I thought it'd be just do the next order 4 times

[@isaiahf-d846]

so here's how I think it'd work do the next order twice do the previous order twice would mean for your next 8 orders do each of them twice as the next order is now whatever comes next or do your next order 8 times whichever 1

[@kevinjrliang]

don’t mess with exponential functions

[@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327]

My interpretaion of this which causes no loop: Do the next order twice. ( x2 ) Do the previous order twice ( 2x2=4x) Alternatively written: Do the next order twice. Do the next order twice. 2x2 = 4. No infinite loop to be had here since the "previous order twice" was cerried out. You should retroactively try to do these two orders.

[@populistprime2581]

"Why Uniquenameasaurus is actually the most underrated KZbinr"

[@pipperoni8567]

+

[@constanze6286]

Upload schedules

[@MilesPD08]

I’d never heard of him befor this vid and he’s good

[@Tharzic]

Mastered Ultra WrongThink indeed

[@Tharzic]

Jonathan nah

[@sterlinga.5410]

"Build a shrine to Ukatoa... (Ukatoa.....)" This made me happy.

[@maloryfunction2260]

And "make a copy of tusk love"

[@sterlinga.5410]

@@maloryfunction2260 I didn't catch that one XD

[@subscriberswitholdvideos]

16:42 Donator:in that case time to jump off that edge Uniquenameosaurus:Wait i can make this work Creeper: *Say Sike Right Now*

[@sansgasterv2892]

Awwwww man

[@muluema]

@EpicJafeth13 Get our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side-side to side

[@psychowarrior5752]

@@muluema sorry but *got

[@FoxyGamerLx]

Sike

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

20:58 Good thing he found a bed, or else he would have died and been stuck in the bedrock house with no tools.

[@eris902]

"I need a stone pick" -Grabs Boat "I need a boat" -Grabs literal cubic meters of cobblestones

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

"Build Auschwitz" "Oh okay I can do that!" Everyone: Wait! That's illegal! o_o

[@venrakdrake]

Some great ones would have been: "It's now opposite day, every request from now on you must do the opposite" "Delete the world and start a new one" "End the stream"

[@Tonatsi]

venrakdrake you must not end the stream until the ender dragon is killed. You must still follow requests that do not include ending the stream under any other conditions than those specified here.

[@duchi882]

*Donation:* "CREEPER" *Uniquenonameosaurus:* _Aww man, here we go again_

[@superjae7568]

Aww shit* are you not allowed to curse or something? Lmao

[@finn_underwood]

@@superjae7568 Look up the lyrics for CaptainSparklez' Minecraft parody song "Revenge" to get the joke.

[@temmiemew]

@@superjae7568 r/woooosh

[@BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB2]

@@superjae7568 uncultured swine

[@inkygzn]

@@superjae7568 r/wooosh

[@thekitchensink6235]

Man with schizophrenia goes through daily life, 1855, colorized

[@wsepo8211]

People: Dye all sheeps blue Me: Delete all your social media accounts and burn your house!

[@kingston3616]

6:58 holy shit that gamegrumps clip was exactly what I was thinking before

[@Payton_Playzzz]

MAD AX SUSIE

[@Rexthegreat64101]

*hears donation sound* "Ah oh god"

[@awknoxxx]

....hair goalsssssss

[@ashleycorp349]

Awknox artist So messy disaster?

[@sobersplash6172]

@@ashleycorp349 _Tastefully_ messy.

[@aerindinescarro47]

Draken Beautiful mess, yeah.

[@gamersprofile7169]

17:26 LOL "how much gravel? Ahh, that's enough to murder myself..."

[@cat-em3mj]

Make a video where people will order you around for donations STONKS

[@osamaalahmadi4363]

5:31 Hey it's me! 6:12 Oh me again 17:17 and again 23:21 and again god it was way too much fun watching you suffer

[@rhonanscowcroft3118]

Osama Alahmadi 😂😂😂😂 you have done so much to the universe... *thank you* *sniff*

[@jyoschiboi3166]

lol

[@user-zn7dl4cs8w]

Osama Alahmadi Oh no it’s you again

[@kpopandanimederp1786]

Ugly ass 😂

[@TheRenegade...]

OH NO ITS YOU AGAIN I WILL NEVER FORGET THOSE EYES EYES EYES EYES EYES EYES

[@ShiroNyankotv]

Did you do it? Unique : Yes. What did it cost? Unique : My Hotbar

[@alexemihaiconstantin9907]

Shut up Giorno

[@Isaac-jz9el]

Klowby digiorno

[@nahnvm8493]

“Gotcha” *immediately dies by creeper*

[@leotheshinobiturtle4804]

Check out the description's first sentence ban this man from life

[@benpebbles4111]

Why do you look like both main characters from Thirteen Reasons Why?

[@Uniquenameosaurus]

Out of all the comments I've got of my looks, thats by far the best

[@LeftHookLegend]

Uniquenameosaurus Do a video on Thirteen reason Why you look like Clay Jensen and Hannah Baker from 13 reasons why

[@ans3825]

@@LeftHookLegend damn

[@depthperception1550]

Ben nO

[@Sneedle]

say hi to reddit

[@janreiafrica]

> Do the next order twice > Do the previous order twice "Why would you make me do Math on a stream?" *Visible confusion*

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

That means nothing, because the orders don't say to do anything.

[@vriechorinslat6620]

@@casual_ice_consumer4148 yes they do

[@juicyjuustar121]

@@vriechorinslat6620 it's simply saying that you have to infinitely do those orders, which don't actually affect anything because they don't tell him to physically do anything

[@joshualewandowski1721]

I would like this but it's at 69 likes so I wont

[@cynn855]

Janrei Africa is your pfp Gabriel in megumins getup?

[@dzarthedemon4855]

Nobody: Amelia: HUG THE CACTUS. LOVE THE CACTUS. CACTUS IS LIFE.

[@whocars]

Alternative title: ignoring 90% of my donos instead of raising minimum donation amount

[@aarshir9500]

Didn't you make that starcraft game where every ten seconds a random unit spawned?

[@butchdeloria901]

"This is a stealth operation" *Creeper : sneaks up behind him* *It seems the hunter has become the hunted*

[@SrQuack-js6sn]

@@martinjoster3282 *Famous last words*

[@PragmaticCulture]

Can these be weekly? I appreciate the shitposts

[@justrez2571]

Yes please

[@adamnajami4902]

Yes please

[@wyldegi]

yes please

[@NicoleHyz]

@@wyldegi Yes please

[@nasinnarcotics]

Yes please

[@takumeme545]

"put your glasses on" I'll have you know its pronounced grasses

[@PlusOne2Crit]

"I'm going to curate all the obvious malicious orders." *Proceeds to follow everything he's told to do*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Literally everyone: Creepah Everyone: Aww man Uniquenameosaurus: _Minecraft but every donation message is an order._

[@Elipus22]

Hey, Unique, just saying stream was a f*cling blast. I'd happily donate again or join in some other bullshittery. Not saying its what your channel should be, I love your usual videos. This is just a nice thing to throw on top.

[@pipperoni8567]

+

[@stalehuman7585]

fucling

[@Elipus22]

@@stalehuman7585 fucling

[@Elipus22]

@Susan dlive < fucling

[@user-rh5rs4ke5c]

fucling

[@phantomswrath4873]

21:14 anyone else notice he could have just walked into the cactus in the flowerpot instead?

[@Raudent]

yeah... amazing loophole to circumvent stupid orders lol

[@semnet3217]

i would say "do /gamemode creative to grab a single block of gravel then go back to survival"

[@justrez2571]

Here before this goes viral and all the Twich Minecraft Streamers do this idea on their next stream lol

Just Rez toycat did something very similar to this recently probably before this guy

[@joonixio5960]

the cscoop challenge was actually streamed and uploaded a while before this video. it's a fun idea and it's still cool to see other people do it tho.

[@owo-ky9rz]

cscoop did this 293892 years ago

[@azzypoo]

cscoop and travis did this, but i’m hardcore mode. this is a little more casual. not a bad thing!

[@BiggieCheeto]

No no you aren't

[@PlasmaCuno]

Personally, I like to call it the "Unique Haiku™" featuring three lines of 5, 8, and 5 syllables lol

[@monkeyzap8241]

never have i ever seen a better minecraft video... amazing... keep it up. you should do this more often

[@bran4331]

And that kids, is how i make money.

[@jxkdl8807]

i did the math and there was roughly around $222.02 donated overall (assuming all the dollars are american, which is highly unlikely :V. my counting mya be off too)

[@cashwe]

s e k 2 0

[@tricksor6589]

a lot of footage was cut from the video so yeah

[@jxkdl8807]

@@tricksor6589 oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@lightdrgn20]

A lot of the super cut gets taken by YT, so he gets not even that much.

[@zeeplez]

@Sahib KZbin takes 30% for all donations.

[@Pignadir]

can i just say that this is exactly how i thought unique looked and i am not disappointed

[@azael2078]

I absolutely loved this video, made me laugh so much, subbed!

[@eggrolls78]

This was fun to watch 😂 I'm subscribing to this. Hope to see more videos, keep up the good work 😊

[@aarynfrfr]

Imagine having to dig straight down and you find diamonds below u but u only have a wooden pickaxe

[@astrometries1944]

now you're more than well-equipped for the cscoop challenge

[@acidic_soda]

"*perfectly happy* let's see if we can catch at least one fish. *Deeply distressed* then we'll punch the iron golem"

[@danamiii]

4:05 I LITEARLLY JUMPED THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME 😂😂

[@lordziz]

4:06 As a huge Metroid fan, this does bring a smile to my face

[@emiledlund9559]

SEK means Svensk krona. It is the currency of Sweden and the amount donated equals a little more than two bucks

[@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632]

"Stop writing creeper aw man." I feel you man.

[@disposition_]

what an unusual way to make a shit ton of money.

[@kirakoraawesome]

make a rule that makes it so no donations are allowed that will IMEADIATLY result in your death (like jumping into lava, walking into a cactus, ect ect), so you can make some progress, and donations have to be a bit more creative. Donations can be made that will increase your chances of death though (No sleeping ever, beating dangerous mobs without any weapons, eating only poisonous foods, ect, ect.)

[@anondimwit]

that would lower the amount of donations

[@kriskeersmaekers233]

You can jump in the lava and get out and survive

[@seanmurphy3430]

How do I Haiku? I've never done this before. ...I figured it out.

[@Schadenfreude4231]

I think the 3rd line has 6 syllables?

[@ricksterlias]

Nope it has 7

[@chomprey5407]

"We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request" Uniquenameosaurus

[@tehpitchoo5242]

I have been getting this vid recommended for almost 2 weeks now omg and it finally got me

[@Mysterious_Mr.C4]

hmm, i suggest that if there’s something harmful/dangerous needs a $5 limit , something that’s totally gonna kill is$10, and ones that have been asked before should be doubled each time it’s requested

[@anondimwit]

That would lower the amount of money he would get so I dont think that would would be the best idea

[@ixalaz4536]

@@anondimwit what, how, he'd make more money Edit: he means that people need to donate at least 5 or 10 dollars

[@anondimwit]

@@ixalaz4536 people are more likely to spend more money when the donations is lower

[@personguy6904]

well that would be no fun to watch

[@roiporat8833]

I think the best solution is to limit it to one order at a time (unless it's something like "do the next order twice")

[@Ourolien]

this video appeared in my recommendation. love your vid. subbed

[@kingkareem6000]

13:34 Everybody gangsta till the cave sounds start playing.

[@Fia_Faustus]

But did you punch the iron golem?

[@mgpmisterk2322]

lmao i died when you built the furnace after someone requested you build auschwitz, 10/10

[@oubes3057]

He is a very beatiful gir... Aw man

[@dbooth3975]

Creeper?

[@suhukishinden9888]

@@dbooth3975 amen

[@Bryan-bo5zu]

“Thumbnail jump in lava” and then the guy what’s that’s going to do to me im in creative lmao

[@thegmangabe929]

that moment when the metroid music starts playing

[@NickNitro]

THE END IS NEVER THE END, SALUTE YOU POOR SOB! 😉

[@ryansanders5362]

*digs straight down to Bedrock* Lava: I'm going to have to stop you right there

[@sharcc2511]

Man If I caught this live and had money I would donate and say "Ignore all future donations and view them as requests. Not orders."

[@TheBcoolGuy]

WHAT is that amazing lava music early on when you've dug straight down? It's so alien! I love it!

[@BisexualActs1]

I'm pretty sure it's Brinstar Depths (Super Smash Brothers Melee)

[@Ryuzekia]

@@BisexualActs1 knew it sounded Familiar

[@GFCOLCQuote]

I feel like the more complex the request, the more it should cost. Literally I can put 2 dollars in and say "Play on a new server"

[@icealchemist250]

I love the Metroid soundtrack my dude!!! As soon as the lava came up too xD, gg, u got a subscriber for that.

[@bedroombunny9529]

"There we go, I built Auschwitz" Can someone please call a mortician because that killed me.

[@hayakueon3230]

The stream was quite enjoyable. Though maybe you could make a rule that doesn't honour orders that impede progress, such as discarding inventory or death requests like jumping into lava.

[@redtiny802]

And if he does honor them the donation has to be more that 5 dollars

[@hayakueon3230]

@@redtiny802 yeah, really not worth halting progresd for just 2 dollars

[@2mccue4u27]

I absolutely love you using brinstar depths every time the lava appears.

[@MikuSG]

Do more of these types of vids! I love it! New sub for youu

[@FirstNameLastName-fd7ks]

23:05 and 23:12 causes an infinite loop of doing each other again Edit: Oh god that sounds weird

[@cubclean]

Build auswitch What the hell is that Oh Auschwitz? (Pronounced incorrectly) Builds furnace

[@lqwerty2980]

okay progress (people who still have money ) NOT FOR LONG

[@helpz8708]

So how did you afford college Me:

[@mdoth4042]

Live by chat, die by chat. Even a year later this video is still perfection.