Minecraft but I only Have 1 Heart...

[@BrockLogicGaming]

“you can’t feel sad if you’re dead” - Joel Beans 2022

[@anupgulhane3821]

Little Correction ---) Smallishbeans 2022

[@brynn_D]

dang it i was abt to say that then i saw your comment XD

[@sleepingfemale]

@@anupgulhane3821 no they meant it

[@Furinasno.1Fann]

@@anupgulhane3821 they meant Joel beans

[@acs5690]

Overused comment just copying something he said and putting -(name)

[@brussells]

What a great challenge! When you tested your drop from the portal with your new boots, I would have laughed so hard if you'd died :D Be good to see you attempt this again.

[@Mossymushroom]

If that is your dog cute dog

[@ivanhaigh417]

666 like but not any more

[@chetkent7974]

@@ivanhaigh417 devils number..

[@BrockLogicGaming]

Joel’s ‘one brain cell’ was turned off for the first minute of this video 😂

[@gotchatophat976]

My brother told me to never comment 2 things on a KZbin video and look at you….

[@astrokitty5956]

true

[@lilypainter666]

Yeah lol 😂😂💜❤️

[@BrockLogicGaming]

@@gotchatophat976 comments help the algorithm, I’m just showing my support 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@gotchatophat976]

@@BrockLogicGaming I didn’t say I think it’s bad I just mean I was stupid before and thought it was bad

[@senyasalonge]

Joel: Has one heart. Joel: deliberately stands on the magma block...

[@lckittyqueen]

8:27 nice of the axe to let you finish cutting down the tree though

[@auroraflora5149]

axe : my life is miserable, just end me now!

[@itzxella2537]

Well, Joel if you were taller you wouldn’t die from the fall damage in the beginning….

[@anupgulhane3821]

Now thats a comeback

[@itzxella2537]

Don’t click on that link y’all

[@slaying145]

@think differently WILL DONT CLICK THE LINK YALL

[@CorgiLover2020]

@@slaying145 I DIDNT. why not tho, is it something bad?

[@slaying145]

@@CorgiLover2020 its a rly crappy video that is most likely to be a rickroll

[@marygershwin7977]

I mean, having a ghast as your first killed hostile mob is kind of a flex.

[@TrinketsByMidnight123]

🤣I saw that and thought the same thing! Crazy how big a flex that is coming from a short king 👑

[@daisyrobinson4326]

Joel: collect some hoppers Also Joel: is picking up composters

[@damianporter942]

we stan a daring short king! you go joel!

[@dashadowgirl]

You mean DEFINITELY TALL KING *winkwink*

[@Starrie_3clipes]

Lol

[@JiaWEi_]

I love how you said short lol

[@Lord_Dino]

He can't be short, he's wearing pants.... I apologize for the horrible joke

[@-Moonlighter-]

Yes very short

[@Dale-ct5ru]

3:02 I see you dug around for a little while. A tip for buried treasure: in the chunk, it is always located at 9 ~ 9. In F3, beside the Block coords (right below XYZ) it says in brackets your coords within the chunk. I always align myself on top of the X on the map, then check the chunk coords and walk until the first and third numbers are 9, then dig down. Sometimes the X is sorta between two chunks so you have to try again, but it really only takes like ten seconds to find the chest like this, and buried treasure is actually really good to find when you're first starting because there's often food, a sword, and some diamonds. I usually spend my first few days pirating and end up with a full set of tools. Great video Joel, I love your content!

[@Littlewings1211]

Does this apply to Bedrock as well as Java??

[@Dale-ct5ru]

@@Littlewings1211 I think it applies to all versions, though the chunk coords are below the Blocks coords on whatever version Joel uses

[@Littlewings1211]

@@Dale-ct5ru Joel uses Java (the version on a PC, Bedrock is the version from playstation etc) ☺️

[@Dale-ct5ru]

@@Littlewings1211 Right, thanks! I use Java too. My chunk coords are right next to the Block coords though, maybe something with my computer settings. Either way, the chest should still be consistently 9 ~ 9

[@Littlewings1211]

@@Dale-ct5ru thanks for the tip! I will definitely give it a try next time I get a treasure map and let you know if it def works for Bedrock too. 😁

[@iGlowBerries]

Joel only has one heart, and it's for Lizzie

[@Kitkat-ix5zk]

awwww

[@gabriellarami940]

Awwww that’s so cute

[@Farnazxx]

Awwee that was sweet

[@mtaylo26]

Motivational quote of the day: "You can't feel sad if you are dead!" Joel

[@Littlewings1211]

I don't like to think what that is motivating someone towards. Memo to all: **NEVER** let Joel answer telephone calls at organisations like The Samaritans/Mind etc (mental health crisis phonelines). 🤣

[@rataraven1345]

Joel: “that bee can kill me with only one sting” Everyone with an allergy to bees: 👁👄👁

[@poopname5159]

dumb pun

[@Imcindy_01]

No one: Joel: *calls a composter a hopper* 💀

[@gabriellarami940]

Yessssss I’m like ummmm joel that’s a composter not a hopper lmao 😂

[@sportsforlife17]

Ikr

[@brotherstogetherforever.1677]

I once called a bee a potato and when my friends told me, I said it it a potato and proceeded to hit it and eat its remains to prove myself correct to avoid maximum emotional damage.

[@augustwill4889]

@@brotherstogetherforever.1677 Oh.. you have fun with that, one questions though, what did it taste like? Did it taste like a potato?..

[@NOTMEORYOU69696]

"You can't feel sad if you are dead" my life's motto 🤣

[@anupgulhane3821]

Okay? 🤨

[@az6886]

@@anupgulhane3821 Yes. 👏

[@driammadram]

Joel’s vids never fail to make me laugh!

[@dashadowgirl]

@today was a good day shut the frick up

[@stacavacat6172]

Joel, I don’t know if you know this, but warped fungus repels Hoglins. There was a warped fungus mushroom by the portal…

[@Cocoecake]

First 36 seconds would make a hilarious shorts video- "alright we're loading in...and I'm dead"

[@xonaex]

5:16 "And also collect some of these hoppers" *breaks a composter*

[@immynuggets9922]

Joel lasted longer in XLife with one heart, and we all know how that went

[@Littlewings1211]

Was that the unfortunate drowning incident? I lose track of which is which from those series 😂

[@Lilobeetle]

I also remember an unfortunate tree incident 🤔

[@Littlewings1211]

@@Lilobeetle he has had a few unfortunate incidents hasn't he? 😂

[@MWNTI_Studios]

Joel is hilarious. Thanks for making my day better Joel. I appreciate it.

[@idkwhatispog]

the fact that i get so excited when joel posts a new video gives me nostalgia

[@CorgiLover2020]

Joel: 9:35 That's the noise I want to hear Me: Looks behind me at my door in case anyone is knocking as I'm watching this at 7am

[@Baconwithasideofcheese]

Joel's logic: Pigs: good for food Cows: good for food Chickens: good for food Horses: good for ✨Fun✨

[@Malikai-Adam]

no where but Joel's channel will you hear someone go "there's horses here, fun!" and then proceed to murder them all

[@spicytacomc1647]

Joel never disappoints with his uploads :D

[@_luvqmaki69]

That escalated quickly-

[@madison3378]

"you can't feel sad if you are dead" so true thank you

[@MariahSmithRiffel]

Joel when you bought three chestplates I felt your pain. One time I had just started a survival world and I got 50 pieces of wood and crafted 18 crafting tables.

[@TheRealBolBol]

“Can’t feel sad if you are dead” -Joel 2022

[@pea8338]

I love how you always do hardcore - now with one heart is even better ! Need to do more vids like this , love your channel , I am subscribed to you !

[@angelicasvensson5011]

**dies** “heh okay *now* we start” me after i literally keep on brushing off studying until the last second

[@melmo2224]

would love to see hardcore video with lizzy!!

[@krewfam2670]

5:14 that's suspicious,that's weird

[@leafy11_]

this was nice to watch, i love ur voiceovers and this was so funny! keep it up, we appreciate u joel ♥︎

[@jacytodd]

Very cool challenge! I’d like to see this again to be honest. Thanks, Joel!

[@StrawberryMercury]

I was not anticipating that fireball .-. I literally covered my mouth of pure shock xD

[@aleksbst7333]

I never gasped then laughed so hard in my life; watching you literally follow the path of the fireball and die was hilarious! I watching it in bucle, not gonna lie. 😂😂 To be fair, you did so much progress. 14 days it's pretty good, in my opinion! You always made my days with your videos, Joel. Thank you so much. Hope you're doing well, take care! 🖤

[@sambitto7982]

This video should be retitled to Joel’s series of unfortunate events.

[@OgreManGaming]

If you ever do this again, Golden apples might be nice, since they’ll give you a few temporary hearts

[@A37169]

Fire protection & Projecttile Protection may getting more useful Cuz it makes you take damage slower From any burning damage or Range Damage

[@amelieturner7471]

it’s cool to see joel hopping on the “minecraft but” trend!!

[@stupidlittlepotato5220]

oh yeah! True dat

[@lottepegacorn]

‘my one braincell is probably gonna kill me too’ 30 seconds later: *jumps four blocks and dies because hes ‘testing’*

[@kpopeditorcobrabrainhurts5711]

Joel: my one brain cell has a high chance to kill me Also Joel: loads 3 world and dies Joel Again: I'm an Idiot 0:47 (but jumps again to see why he didn't take damage) 0:51 but dies anyway

[@mariachicro]

Minecraft but it's X life first life in Hardcore! Excited!

[@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv]

I see Joel go into the nether on hardcore. I check timestamp. Simples

[@thebreadman8553]

“ there goes all my emeralds “ *has 2staks left*

[@wafflez_wasfound]

Joel: proceeds to die 4 times within the first fifty seconds of the video Me: dying of laughter My family: thinking I've gone insane cuz I fell off a chair earlier today

[@hoverboard365]

Joel: *Professional Minecrafter* Also Joel: Lets collect some hoppers *Proceeds to pick up Composters*

[@catzomax]

"You can't feel if you are dead" -Joel promoting suicide-

[@JGMGamer07]

I can't believe Joel has died already 3 times by just spawning in the world

[@itzxella2537]

Don’t click that link it’s a scam

[@JGMGamer07]

@@itzxella2537 I didn't

[@NotNerdCat]

‘You can’t feel sad if you’re dead’ Yes!!

[@minergirl2937]

Thank you so much for all the great content Joel all your videos make me laugh and you and Lizzie are my favourite KZbinrs. Have a great day x

[@Synthverge.]

“There’s some hay bales at least for some food, and there are horses for fun” -Short King, Joel 2022

[@ninjajack882]

TALL KING, JOEL 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Synthverge.]

Ex Hot King, Joel 2022.

[@faeriehearthwitch6185]

This was so much fun, but oh, the ghast! I loved the way you kept dying just from spawning into worlds. lol Great stuff!

[@huntershover5325]

Joel took that fireball like a champ

[@TellyKNetic]

A valiant attempt, Mr. Beans.

[@0hheyitsbee]

hope this becomes a series!

[@TeamLarry]

I don`t even watched it, I already know that its an amazing banger. Good job, thumb is btw so mad good!! 😂😜

[@kitnex_]

I had a stroke well reading this

[@Whip001]

Minecraft Kind of broke village spawns in 1.18, because with the new caves in 1.18 if a villager spawns on a big enough cave (in terms of height) then part of the village as a chance of spawning in the caves. and in this case most of it spawned in the cave i guess.

[@ConPrism]

Ive been having trouble with school and u cheer me up every video u post i love you joel ive been here sense 2016!

[@Conimon]

2:36 now those are words to live by… or die by

[@Charlotte-od9rr]

The “noh!” at the end lmao

[@EMMCNE]

joel: there’s a bastion. not going ANYWHERE near that. also joel: *turns around and immediately dies*

[@coocooformycocoapuffs3235]

I like how he stands on a magma cube and almost dies lmfao

[@MegaDragon6699]

*NOH!* - Joels Famous Last Words.

[@trinity1757]

2:35 "you can't feel sad if you are dead." - Joel 2022 lmao preach

[@user-oc3wx4hy8i]

No one: Joel: Jumps into fireball

[@breezy7820]

ily joel and lizzie ur so amazing and i love ur guys positivity 💚💚

[@luisbundalian369]

I love how you restart and restart like same vibes of scar in hermitcraft hehe

[@x_L3m0n]

Ah yes I’ll use this ‘hopper’ to make a farmer

[@lillypadmusic]

I love how he got the “monster hunter” achievement from killing a ghast of all things 😂

[@pixxzuella2738]

I have a challenge! Using borders and pistons you can combine two blocks ( put two slabs, stairs, etc together and push them using pistons against the world border. ) you should use a house by only combining blocks!

[@darkdragoness5]

Omg, seeing the first village Joel found, and I'm thinking that's so much better than the one I found. I found one on top of a savannah mountain with 3 villagers, one golem and no beds. There was a building with a cartography table, an animal shelter, the meeting area and a bunch of farms (with some of the crops destroyed cause mountain)

[@anupgulhane3821]

Cool Idea but it's Tuff for even Veterans

[@JP_3912]

That first “village” 😂. Looked more like this one villager adventured out into the wilderness and found a perfect spot, secluded and beautiful, then built a lovely little house nestled in the rolling hills to live out his days in… only for Joel to come and steal all his food and murder his only friend and means of transport, the horse.

[@xlittleteadyx6612]

“We’ve got some horses, for fun,” My fellow horseback riders and I: *shut the hell up.* Btw love your videos Joel!

[@JustThatOne__Person__]

Joel’s vids never fail to make me laugh

[@DukeNuke-sx5xn]

Thank You So Much For Adopting Jimmy, That is Very Kind Of You

[@Medusa_plays]

There's no way you were making it out of the nether with one heart lol, you gave it a good go! ♥

[@charcoalangel7536]

Thanks for adopting Jimmy! That was very kind of you.

[@cooper5406]

In the nether, keep a warped fungus in your hot bar and place it down whenever hoglins are about to attack because it scares them away

[@xlittleteadyx6612]

Normal people getting the ‘Monster Hunter’ achievement: *oh, yeah, it was from a zombie.* Joel: *what? Mine was from a ghost!’

[@Gardenwithashleigh]

“And we are also going to collect these *hoppers* for trading” Composters: “Are we jokes to you?”

[@ninjajack882]

i was waiting for him to correct himself

[@imber_3671]

Haven’t watched it yet but already know it’s going to be a good video

[@gabriellarami940]

Yes obvi Joel’s the best

[@pxngwinonyt]

this gives me x life flashbacks... and also flashbacks of dying from fall damage while building a tree.

[@UpNorth3390]

Did Joel just walk right into that fireball? Lol definitely a panic move and something I'd do. This was fun! 💕

[@fredthecat9668]

Joel’s philosophy: “You can’t be sad if your dead”

[@pigom]

joel thank u sooooo much 4 adopting cat jimmy

[@pyrsandashep5701]

I was having a bad day this made me smile thank you Joel

[@bestofthebeck4630]

"you cant feel sad if you are dead" -joel 2022

[@Bobby_bo_]

Probably the best video I've seen recently

[@lenamagdic8142]

I love Minecraft and I think you are great in it your videos are interesting

[@gabriellarami940]

This video was so funny and fun can u plzzzzzzzzz make a part 2 I beggg u like prop the best video ever I couldn’t stop laughing especially when u died

[@ville9587]

I enjoyed as usual

[@bennyrina5574]

Joel- *jumping around* Me- anxiety*

[@koala-y2d]

Joel: 2 hours... not good Me: DUDE I WONT EVEN TOUCH THE NETHER

[@katinrollins774]

Love Joel’s vids. I’m always laughing 🤣🤣 keep it up ur awesome!!!

[@noratamashasky8588]

This entire video: how Joel points out what kills him

[@eeveegoHissss]

“Collect some hoppers to trade?? with / me in the background:HEY YOU MEAN COMPOSTER!