Minecraft Except You Can't Jump

[@Yolwoocle]

Thanks for playing my map ! This version of the map is actually pretty buggy and has a lot of design fails haha, but I already fixed them all in the next version, I didn't expect it to get this much attention ^^ Thank you and great video !

[@tommyvenezia3654]

It must've killed you seeing Jordan miss such obvious things lol

[@Dazreiello-old]

@@tommyvenezia3654 Especially neglecting the cake bit at the end but hey I guess he found a way to cheese it, even though it was arguably harder to 'cheese it' than to make a cake...

[@sallypops6908]

dude where was the 12th eye of ender thou??

[@acorlan145]

13:10 he didn’t get that one, he walked right past it on the edge.

[@bobbyzielinski4177]

Acorlan 145 he did that with a pressure plate at 10:01

[@u_ufishdu_u2063]

37:20 Jordan. The dispenser right next to where you enter has a NETHER STAR with an arrow pointing to an EYE OF ENDER in front of it. You're supposed to put the stars INSIDE it.

[@Kevin-qj7fp]

i was gonna say the same thing netherstar->arrow->ender eye simple jordan should do those memes where its all just pictures or clip art of words like the meme for pewdiepie and his song took him awhile

[@Vazalemma]

To be honest, I thought it said "Beacon" -> "End", indicating that the beacon would be in the portal or the beacon would be the portal itself. I can't blame Jardon here this time, I would have never thought to trade nether stars into an eye of ender by sticking them into some "random" dispenser.

[@thomasneff5948]

Why has sparklez not pinned this yet?

[@Kevin-qj7fp]

@@Vazalemma i mean he just glanced over the minor BUT IMPORTANT detail oh well

[@GaoGaiGar-The-King]

HE also missed the cake to ladder in the last level so can't expect too much.

[@morgrem_irl]

take a shot every time jardon says he didnt realise he could run across one wide gaps and then forgets again

[@nintySW]

Don't you would die

[@spicywater9747]

I made it 101 likes despise me

[@e4rtless354]

He actually forgot

[@morgrem_irl]

@@e4rtless354 thats literally the joke

[@BeanLord1273]

E drunk me d feel j we noew

[@Kjf365]

Jardon: "Nice arrow telling me where to go" Game: "Use stars to get eye of ender" Me: "Can't wait to see this/next week's Reddit video"

[@vesselme]

Lol

[@Razzman70]

Jordan running across the gaps of the barrier blocks :Oh I didnt know you could run across one block gaps. Jordan on the end stage: But can you run across a gap like that?

[@not2day646]

I know right, I was like "jordan, you already figured out you can do that. Did you forget already..."

[@mrbossatronia4313]

No it’s not barrier blocks

[@shoppincarties]

6:25 Jardon, you were supposed to make water with the ice and axe, but that works too

[@MegoboiMegoboi]

Yeh but who’s going to make water when they could just place the ice and walk over it

[@TwhackyAttacky]

I KNOW triggered me so much

[@gymnuridae]

Carbohydrates yess and now he like “where’s the ice hMMM?” on the next level I’m screeching

[@arcdrop2103]

200th like

[@KevinSecondWind]

You got a star from the observer, you just didn't step on the one above. If you got the star the plate would have disappeared

[@aegisII]

Kevin Zillmer thank you for commenting this, I thought I was the only one, it bothered me so much

[@liamharding1935]

Yea nah I went back when he explained the KZbin video thing and wanted to punch a wall lmao

[@mcredcreeper5107]

In his defense, the map had been pretty broken so far (being able to jump, not needing to use the good axe), so it was a valid assumption to make

[@thomasmcdonnell1957]

mob: i have unlimited ammo player: *throws trident loses it*

[@blaynesavery7568]

mood

[@indrada-rf2vu]

There's an enchant that makes it come back

[@schnoig_]

indrada 3290609 I think it’s called Loyalty

[@Lord_Phoenix95]

@@schnoig_ it doesn't work if you throw it into the void.

[@Lumegrin]

LordPhoenix Well duh. It comes back directly, the void renders all mobs, including projectiles, useless. Elytra firework propulsion doesn’t work either.

[@thomasblock9750]

Captain Sparkles: sprints across a one block gap. Also CaptainSparkles : "This is beyond science" (Two minutes later does it again) CaptsianSparkles: "Impossible"

[@VoidMight]

Jordan: I had no idea you can run to another block off one block gap Also Jordon: How do you run off of one block gap?

[@DapyPapy]

This map brings me great joy in watching Jardon trying to figure out basic mechanics that most people probably didn’t realize existed.

[@coolnoah8183]

The bigger surprise to me is that he didn't realise they existed. I've known about sprinting across one block gaps since it was made possible

[@Guharfuh]

Playing the map myself, it turns out that upon starting the map, the boots that are equipped don't give you the proper effect to prevent you from jumping. Throughout the map, what SHOULD happen is that the player shouldn't be able to jump in normal circumstances, but should still be able to jump on bouncy blocks such as slime blocks and beds.

[@MGSLurmey]

It's not that the player is allowed to jump on slime blocks and beds. It's that the boots (not actually the boots but it's made to seem like that) work by giving the player a jump boost effect of magnitude at or above 127. At this high level, the game actually begins propelling the player *down* when they jump instead of up. That's why when you try to jump normally, nothing happens because you immediately collide with the block you're standing on. However, if you jump on a bouncy block, all that force that the game is trying to give you is actually used and it acts as though you fell from a great height, so bounces you upwards. So it is actually a bug but it's a bug that's basically become a feature now because it's kinda useful. The more you know.

[@ValkoorDrake]

Agent Lurmey now I’m not trying to say you’re wrong (honestly because I have no idea) but if the game thinks you fell from a great height when jumping on slime blocks and beds then shouldn’t it also kill you when you land on normal blocks?

[@HideoMatsuoka]

OlivineGrapeTest92 it does, you can see it when he goes in his inventory

[@salty_slug]

You didn't actually walk on the pressure plate at 10:00. That was where you went wrong

[@koletrain8607]

@@тралльилитный-ь7я Someone had a bad day huh?

[@Martin-yt6bn]

Yeah that annoyed me lol

[@Redstoneprime316]

@@Martin-yt6bn r/mildlyinfuriating

[@johnstart92]

Thought I saw something fishy

[@drantigon]

@@тралльилитный-ь7я someone hates autism eh?

[@WaterMelwin]

in the nether level theres a chest in the lava that makes a bridge

[@PlayerZeroStart]

This was probably the most infuriating CaptainSparklez video I've seen.

[@TwinShards]

38:43 I'm french. It mean The Laughing Cow Rit = Laughing

[@miltoska9708]

TwinShards and its a cheese brand

lol puissance baguette! nostalgique comme moment

[@oLuciferr]

tin je deteste ce putain de "fromage"

[@deljer6618]

Oui

[@jeffgod___8193]

Me too i am french

[@thomasmcdonnell1957]

when you can't figure out how to solve a problem everyone: looks at walk thru jardon: well.... it must be a bug.

[@avakining]

To be fair, the walk through didn’t exist yet.

[@shawnpitman876]

@@avakining dude, anything jadron can't figure out he chalks up to a bug. It's become his go to for things he just doesn't want to figure out.

[@imaspecialgirllalala]

Haha cause he’s STUBBORN and honestly same but I’ll admit when I legit can’t figure something out 😂

[@Marnige]

@@shawnpitman876 Jordan. I've seen jardon, Johan, Jordon that's new...

[@dhi_holo9341]

13:09 except you did get a star from there, you missed one elsewhere

[@valdonchev7296]

He never stepped on the pressure plate after the levitation bit. 10:01 : P

[@poocrafter2]

He's Jordan. Of course he missed it.

[@brianmeans5965]

@@poocrafter2 he does miss a lot of extremely obvious stuff like how golden pressure plates disappear once they are collected which if he noticed means that he wouldn't have had to cheat. and basic Minecraft knowledge that you can crouch on vines.

[@EPICDUEDE]

B M ^^

[@TravellerHD]

I noticed that too. It's sad, almost frustrating, how often he blames the map creators when the real issue is him missing something.

[@AstroDas360]

44:00 Jardon: "One of these two is the right answer." Me: " I don't think that's the way to do it. Oh well."

[@nintentwins1867]

This is basically Captain Toad Treasure Tracker. Thats cool!

[@Rendolf45]

Yeah that was my thought too!

[@mariomaker69420]

"i was today years old" -Me, a stupid idiot

[@iAmDru12]

Captain Sparkles Treasure Tracker

[@jaidennaik]

dispenser had a star head, then arrow to ender eye. converter?

[@vesselme]

Probably had to change a nether star for an eye of ender

[@SlugSpit]

thats exactly what i was thinking, there was no eye of ender in the first dispensary he checked. so it had to be a converter from nether star to eye of ender.

[@tommyvenezia3654]

Yeah I thought that was pretty obvious as well since there was no end beacon

[@tommyvenezia3654]

Hendrik Enno thanks Hendrick you a homie 🙏🏻

[@clintkeen]

I know its late but im pretty sure the chest with the last eye was at the top of the staircase. correct me if he got that

[@TwinShards]

44:13 it's like How to Train Your Dragon 44:15 EXPLODE THE DRAGON ! Yeah, me too. I explode then never ask if it's right.

[@maxastro]

I love how blind Jardon is... "The map bugged it didn't give me a star." At 10:01 he walks right past a gold plate, that's the one that "bugged". XD

[@moodmstro4477]

200 kilo boots: exist jardon's leg strength: You're approaching me?

[@ImTheLivingShadow]

Jordan: *clenching teeth* I NEED TO GET THROUGH HERE Me: *facepalming and cringing*

[@FunnyMemes-dr3se]

Someone count how many times Jordan missed something then cheated...

[@AvensKNKong]

Funny Memes yeah he’s actually bad at Minecraft

[@beans121]

Avens Kong ur the one who plays fortnite 😂🤢

[@creeper_ninja_]

I ran out of rational numbers

[@mesaplayer9636]

Jordan completes multiple levels not the way that they were intended Everyone: You weren't supposed to do that

[@stefanm.734]

25:01 Wait, Jordan's been playing parkour maps for years, and only now did he realize you could just run across one block gaps? Wow, that's a talent in and of itself.

[@halocraft60]

You were supposed to make a cake to get up the last pillar not jump from the other one

[@ptrcnull]

exactly, I was surprised he didn't see the ladder on that pillar

[@cyruslightz]

Wrong answer, same outcome

[@Jade_TheCat]

Fun fact: the Microblocks are not people’s accounts probably. There is a way to inject image data into a skull with commands

[@matthewchatelain2848]

I think I've seen the creator of this map on a Discord for one of those playerhead database websites.

[@deecats]

if you hate jumping in minecraft, ibxtoycat beat minecraft without it

[@alecpies]

Yeah!

[@crypts761]

He did!

[@devinb1806]

Say that on his channel This aint puny ibxtoycat with his trash builds

[@aydencotter9242]

@@devinb1806 He was stating something, and did not ask for your opinion. I reccomend shutting the fuck up.

[@erikho6936]

@@devinb1806 calm your tits wtf

[@aaaq-zn4kt]

The ice axe was for the mine level, you had to break the ice you placed to get water so you could use the bubble trick. Also, in the desert level, you completely missed the pressure plate on top that would have given you a star; the observer did give you one.

[@waynequach1898]

@CaptainSparklez in the nether one there is a chest between the 2 sides with the fence above the chest is in the lava and makes a bridge

[@GamestaMechanic]

No one: Literally no one: Jordan for the 100th time: I didn't know you could run over a one block gap!

[@kirti3839]

You're always so fascinated by player heads that looks like blocks. So most of them are not real players but were providet by mojang. Even the command to get them is a bit different.

[@Penguin9541Gaming]

how does the command for MHF heads change from the other heads?

[@technogamer1686]

Jordan: Has been playing minecraft for years Also Jordan: Switches Ender and Nether

[@beatrixwhitegold1591]

Are you playing on 1.14? Because if you are Jardon, at 27:00 where you got stuck on the fences, you could have sneaked under them. Edit; I think?

[@mw2zorzest]

You were supposed to put a nether star in the dispencer next to the arrow block that was indicating what you needed to do, not the direction to start with. On the final level you were supposed to make a cake with the stuff in the chest, eggs and wheat that you grew and then put that into the chest next to the arrow block near the start to get a ladder to climb up to the last pillar. The arrow blocks basically seem to indicate a trade, if you put in the item on the left you get the one on the right back.

[@sarahbryan9290]

*JORDAN READ THIS* Ya know, whenever I think of Jordan, I don't fan girl. I'll admit, I do sometimes when I look at his fitness shoot photos lol but mostly I just feel immense pride. I'm proud of how far he has come. He has 10 million beautiful people who have taken their time to subscribe. I'm so proud of everything he has accomplished. And mostly, I'm proud to be a loyal subscriber. One of these days I might scrounge up enough money to go see him but that won't be for a long long time. I just hope this comment can bring him a sliver of sunshine if he's having a cloudy day. And to remind him that everything he does is worth it.

[@callistified]

In the nether level, as of 1.14, you can crouch to get through 1 and a half block paths, instead of only 2 block paths. So you should have been able to crouch and get into the lava

[@dansnell5774]

Captain: has soul sand, ice that can be placed on soul sand, axe that can break ice, and knows soul sand causes bubbles Captain: HM WHAT DO I DO

[@nylcalvario5592]

I swear some of us just watch Jardon playing puzzle maps masochistically

[@Okami971]

The ability to jump in 200kg (400lb) boots can only be achieved by those who never skip leg day.

[@baileyjohnson1905]

33:37 under the pressure gold pressure plate was a Dispenser.....it has the eye of ender in it :/

[@itskdog]

Jerdan at 7:09: Says that Meerkat Oasis will be more simple. Me: Don’t you mean “Simples”?

[@shiningwizard6963]

If you don't know what is 'La vache qui rit' means, it translates 'The laughing cow' or ' The cow that laughs' and it is actually a brand of processed cheese products.

[@redaipo]

38:53 "out here in the nether" **exists in end**

[@ThunderhunterFTW]

The last ender eye was in the mine cart chest on top of the bookcases. You got the one below them, but you didn’t get that one.

[@acaroMan]

I was like: HOW COULDN'T HE SEE THAT!! It was like he was making on purpose . He looked at it many times

[@sulaiman1630]

i didnt realize im so early until i noticed its only 360p

[@erenburk2044]

Same

[@eris4734]

I can only get 144p

[@lampstealer613]

I can only get 1080p hd

[@emilschou2341]

In the nether map you had to open a chest that was hidden under the lava where it was flowing towards the stairs, that would have made a bridge appear and also remove the fence that was blocking you

[@luxurious0346]

1:57 Fences, Jordan They exist

[@Zoruachi]

Haven’t watched a Minecraft vid in a few years but hearing Jordan’s soothing voice might just bring me back

[@jeffreyblack666]

Put the ice on the soul sand. Break the ice. Get thrown up by the bubbles like you did on the prior level.

[@HyrubatoMusic]

next: Minecraft bedwars except you CAN'T SNEAK

[@GaurdianKnight88]

25:00 Finds out he can run across a one block gap. 41:30 Apparently forgot that he can run across a one block gap and is surprised he can run across a one block gap. How many times do you think he'll forget this. Lol

[@shawnpitman876]

10,000x he doesn't retain information for more than 5m anymore it seems.

[@analogue_microwave]

Jordan: "I bet you I do need to go into the nether portal!" Also Jordan: Looking at an end portal Me: "Dude...." Also me: "I think Jordan needs to go to portal school"

[@zeddvaldez7942]

You should have disabled jump in key binds

[@SuperCatG]

Except for when he had to swim...

[@jasonz8635]

You need to jump in specific sections, so no.

[@emilylewis660]

@@shawnpitman876 it's not cool to tell people to end themselves. There were people before you who were able to comment politely. Hate isn't the answer.

[@emilylewis660]

@@shawnpitman876 I'm sorry you're so hurt. I hope you find comfort.

[@angelicoe9540]

@@shawnpitman876 lass, you need to calm down.

[@lightninglash5366]

Nether star points to eye of ender, meaning the stars will give you eyes, you never checked under the plate that was in the flowing lava.

[@iuriepripa3171]

how does he not know that you can sprint over one block gaps

[@mohdkhairi7591]

32:04 chest on the stair for the eyes of ender

[@simmeblind5312]

Finally somebody who saw it!

[@trinity_null]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE WATER IN THE NETHER AT 25:00 ??!!

[@lilyyyloser]

The final eye of ender is in the spiral staircase, on the very bottom, there’s a 3x3 and there a dispenser holding it.

[@acspider10]

Jardon literally cheated through the whole map

[@aidenvandijk4223]

Pretty sure that "jump" from pilar 4 to pilar 5 was cheese, you had to create a cake with the milk and wheat and stuff, to get a ladder and get up that way, also you knew that the cake would go to a ladder, but on the end portal level you couldn't figure out that the nether stars would go into an eye of ender, smh, well great video, have a great day :)

[@christianbh]

13:00 You tuber has to KZbin a video so he can make a KZbin video

[@sleepymyth]

Rewatched this two years later. Jardoon says "I've never ridden the ender dragon before!" Makes me happy that mojang added the one block at a time snapshot where he can (and did) actually ride the ender dragon!

[@texasplaysgames8196]

Are you moving the captainsparklez reddit reaction to tomorrow?

[@HeyImSheb]

Me and Jordan being shocked by being able to run across a one gap 😂

[@kitty-catmint]

I KNOW SOMETHING NOT MANY POEPLE KNOW you can climb dangling vines

[@carterthegamer3029]

Ik it's so annoying when people play maps and don't know how to complete the lvl because of this

[@dimethebloodwolf3034]

Jardon has been playing Minecraft longer than me and it annoys me how clueless he is about so much lol. He's such a fricken goose.

[@luk4aaaa]

Jardon, please, use a sprint key, stop double tapping it’s 2019 man

[@u_ufishdu_u2063]

Double tap is how real Minecrafters sprint.

[@diskonnekt1313]

iT's TwEnTy NiNeTeEn MaN

[@AzureWolfblood]

Double taping is better when it comes to anything similar to parkour

[@Darthpaper20]

Just watching him not be able to jump drives me up a wall, can't imagine actually doing this myself xD

[@Kaadilac]

Oh my God I got so triggered about how tf you couldn't find the last eye of ender

[@cr33pincyd]

It’s prolly in the chest behind the chiseled stone brick spiral staircase at 31:33

[@Teresa-rm3ee]

wasnt it there the pink arrow block is??

[@gibbbon]

"la vache qui rit" mean "the cow that laugh" but most importantly, it's the brand name of a french cheese company

[@roxasgamemaster180]

Do trollcraft with only x33n. Btw awesome channel

[@terra4632]

ON THE 7TH LEVEL YOU COULD TURN A NETHE STAR INTO AN EYE OF ENDER YOU TRIGGER ME CAPTAIN SPARKLEZ 😤😤😤😤😤😤😵😵😵😵😱😱😱😱😱😠😡😡😤😠😡😠😠😠

[@aglazar6741]

When you get here so early it says "No Views"

[@Tokyo_Pessi]

Jordon, you had the last eye of ender in your HOTBAR. it was the NETHER STARS

[@mitkoshredder]

Im from the 360p squad,Are you ? :)

[@blueninja4117]

somehow

[@jacobwalters6687]

Yeah what's up with the resolution

[@juliovonrosa2147]

right here!

[@UncleRussian.]

I'm from "Fuck all of your squads" squad

[@LARAUJO_0]

Why go straight from the stairs to the fence when you could go up an extra flight of stairs, fall onto a bookshelf, walk across it, and _then_ get on the fence

[@demontrain1440]

first

[@C003]

Yes you are

[@segat4028]

Am i the only one that don’t want this channel to die, but is inevitably happening

[@TactfulWaggle]

38:41 La vache qui rit means "the cow that laughs" or "the laughing cow" or "the cow who laughs" in french, its also a reference to a cheese brand in france (probably) and also in morocco (here where i live its the most common cheese brand)

[@carterthegamer3029]

Galaxius yup CHEEESE IS GOOD also it's in Canada (or NL )

[@Manomarty]

42:03 Yes, Minecraft has been out for years, and you've been playing it for years.

[@jeffreythecow2392]

12:52 Jordan: I had to use KZbin Help book: Am I a joke to you?

[@xxinferno_l0rdxx541]

Ok, so I've played a newer version of the map myself. I think I got a better time than Jardon, but I want to say that sticking your hand into the lava at the bottom of the stairs in the nether level opens a path across. Also, he did the last tower wrong in the End. It was a great map though Yolwoocle. I enjoyed playing it

[@VictiniTheGreat]

The fact that he never made the connection with the pink arrow block in BOTH levels it was featured in is hilarious to me

[@MrNobu93]

10:15 You actually got it there as it went up from 11 to 12.

[@nichtfel3361]

the eye of ender is hidden in plain sight

[@ianchristian2447]

28:21 you can crouch underneath fences in the new Mc versions

[@KanaeP]

Am i dumb or did all of you miss that there are 2 minecarts with chests at 34:48 he only checked 1

[@amberlyrane8006]

Jordan literally learned that you can run across one block gaps like 5 times in this video then continued to not know it was a thing. That was agitating.

[@MissMina1385]

okay, the Hermit heads at the end there had me giggling

[@trafulgerlaw3332]

Sparkles just trained like goku with weighted training clothes so thats why he can jump

[@zediply8361]

“oh the nether portal” “its for the nether portal” “theres going to be a dragon waiting for me in the nether” the n e t h e r

[@TheRigby19]

44:10 DRAGONHEARTED

[@anthonysakowski8711]

I see, this is supposed to be Captain Toad. Glad to see him getting some love.

[@kp0900]

Jardon has been training in the hidden leaf village to gain the ability to jump in those boots

[@mrdood6209]

Jardon: walks through the vine on level 4, then proceeds to try to make it impossible for himself Me: you can hold space to climb vines in midair... Jardon: quits and wanders away Me: slams face into back of head

[@infinityquartz4744]

My favorite part of this video is the millionth time you realized you can run across a one block gap