*Never Ask* A woman: her age A man: his salary Mojang: *how they got the dog death sound*
@amalsinanovic16963 жыл бұрын
wait a min
@peterberndt23823 жыл бұрын
And panda death sound
@Pumpkinbyte3 жыл бұрын
They prob got it from peta
@sophiathelen64743 жыл бұрын
Yeah I wonder how Mojang got a lot of the death sounds...
@petewotb3 жыл бұрын
Wait does mojang oown a real dragon ?
@GalaxyFalcon13 жыл бұрын
#dailydoseofmemes Wandering Trader: exists Minecraft Players: Peace was never an option
@dranchalkaushik66993 жыл бұрын
@@lemonmelon4765 yes I used him lol
@mr_pikachu10183 жыл бұрын
Me: Peace is an option.
@Xfrtrex3 жыл бұрын
@@lemonmelon4765 and sells moss, rooted dirt, and dripleafs.
@foxyin_11683 жыл бұрын
each time i see him, i pray he gives me good trades
@mookima3 жыл бұрын
I call them Wandering Scammers
@fakky77483 жыл бұрын
"I don't care the emerald is big or small, but best i can do is 4 bread" -Farmer Villager
@beluga-kx9ro3 жыл бұрын
True
@A9F_Techno3 жыл бұрын
No the best is a potato
@certifiedbrickbattler3 жыл бұрын
@@A9F_Techno the best is one millimeter of beetroot
@topazionyt3 жыл бұрын
@@certifiedbrickbattler less
@Loser-di1gn3 жыл бұрын
The villager trade 6 bread not 4
@basey673 жыл бұрын
5:29 Legendary supergod apple: going to a pair of jungle temples that spawned close to each other to get string from tripwire hooks to make a fishing rod to fish string to make wool for a bed
@marzthesharkhead49703 жыл бұрын
giga chad
@Ar0manticArtist3 жыл бұрын
Another one: Going to a village, to trade with a villager for a map to a jungle temple that happens to have multiple nearby, to get string from trip wire hooks, to make the wool to make the bed.
@Twillva3 жыл бұрын
@I will defeat I will defeat I will defeat Justin Y Why did you do this Apple - Finding multiple villages with blacksmiths that just so happen to have string in all of them to use to create a fishing rod and then finding a cartographer to trade for a map worth exactly 5 emeralds to find a wooden mansion to then find a jungle with jungle temples in it near the mansion to then go into the temples and then use the tripwire hooks to get more string to make a house made out of wool and then fish for enough string to get enough wool to continue building your house then when the fishing rod breaks go to an abandoned mineshaft to find some string to use on another fishing rod to fish more string for wool for your house and then find the stronghold for more string to continue building your house and then just kill 3 sheep to make your bed
@riridogman3 жыл бұрын
Holy stuff
@divyde_3 жыл бұрын
Mega mega mega aple: tripwore for crossbow to get lotting 3 sword from a zombie to kill a spider to make fishing rod cartographer etc.
@jamarvasser32463 жыл бұрын
“I did some mining of camera” *insert image of a full inventory of netherite*
@someguyontheinternet25443 жыл бұрын
Such an original joke
@memerified3 жыл бұрын
hello im the gramar police your grammar sucks its supossed to be off in the first sentence
@zach49833 жыл бұрын
@@memerified ah yes, gramar
@zach49833 жыл бұрын
In the first sentence
@musawirahmed75943 жыл бұрын
This joke is so annoying
@lottye3 жыл бұрын
0:08 For who didn't understude: Turtle helmet for water breathing (1.13) Elytra for flying (1.9) Golden legginess for piglins (1.16) Leather boots to don't freeze (1.17)
@LePhenixGD3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how the memes were in dark mode?
@ForasquidCALLIEISDAGOAT3 жыл бұрын
Me: if i am short tempered. Asking me that really sets me off.
@Fuzzball5113 жыл бұрын
???
@MonkeyMod3 жыл бұрын
Me
@MonkeyMod3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Ghost-lv8uw3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@JaylenS21093 жыл бұрын
“Swords with fire aspect should be able to ignite tnt” Bedrock players: y’all hear sumthin’?
@cydeYT3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t want it
@user-kf6zx5oh4h3 жыл бұрын
and in bedrock swords do more damage than axes
@zeixbc19193 жыл бұрын
And the pvp system is 1.8 pvp system
@JaylenS21093 жыл бұрын
@I hate gacha life lies
@JaylenS21093 жыл бұрын
@I hate gacha life sorry, no you can’t. It’d be sick if you could.
@Gui-fz1jd3 жыл бұрын
"The Bees Are Too Big" Spiders:Look What They Need To Mimic A Fraction Of Our Power
@gamieplays48073 жыл бұрын
Her: He's probably thinking about other women Him: Minceraft
@treyonhundo3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to put the meme.
@ExplodingCreeper693 жыл бұрын
I'm ur 69th like
@gamieplays48073 жыл бұрын
@@ExplodingCreeper69 thanks
@ExplodingCreeper693 жыл бұрын
@@gamieplays4807 welcome
@sunium58143 жыл бұрын
@@treyonhundo You forgot to forget
@Rydrake63 жыл бұрын
Her: He's probably thinking about other women Him: How did they get the sound for axolotls in minecraft dying
@BV00JI3 жыл бұрын
Adding to that why does everyone think it’s a purple axolotl when it’s actually blue and says it in its game files?
@gackthezyborg3 жыл бұрын
@@BV00JI yeah ikr
@Daniel_TheAnimator3 жыл бұрын
@@BV00JI because *people*
@michalaswindail7833 жыл бұрын
@@BV00JI bc it looks purple
@idroppedmyphoneee3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH60d5tmgJybaJo
@marcopala54323 жыл бұрын
22:59 keeping the pickaxe as a "trophy" 24:03 at certain coordinates everything is "transparent"
@finzmac12023 жыл бұрын
“Teacher: Then why did you write ‘a stack’” That one got me
@loading39493 жыл бұрын
Bean
@seth82703 жыл бұрын
I GET IT NOW LOL
@skidooqt3 жыл бұрын
"Hello guys, welcome back to another episode! I did some off-camera mining and I got 2 stacks of Netherite Blocks, Maxed out Equipment, and now I have conquered every dimension to create it into my kingdom."
@lstuff10923 жыл бұрын
The dud on the thumbnail will never die. Turtle helmet: breath underwater Elytra: fly away from danger Gold leggings: protect from piglins Leather boots: won’t freeze in powder snow and won’t fall through.
@dragon-du6ew3 жыл бұрын
He has aqua infinity and the silence enchantments
@ionuttrifu8223 жыл бұрын
yes
@scp-foundation13 жыл бұрын
yo thanks for explaining the last 2 I didn’t know why they had them on cause I don’t know much about minecraft
@vIadick673 жыл бұрын
turtle helmet: aqua affinity 3 elytra: ender pearl gold leggings: why would you need them anyways if you got gold helmet leather boots: most of the people dont play 1.17
@MyHeartStitched3 жыл бұрын
Yes, because he is definetly going to be flying underwater on top of powdersnow in the nether
@jarbropro62833 жыл бұрын
Shaders: *exist* Gamma 100: Look how much they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
@graymantis93 жыл бұрын
Never Ask A woman: her age A man: his salary Mojang: how they got Bought By Microsoft
@idroppedmyphoneee3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH60d5tmgJybaJo
@aimenasredew24493 жыл бұрын
@@idroppedmyphoneee DAMN IT
@shadowninja80823 жыл бұрын
@@idroppedmyphoneeegood video explaining why!! it all makes sense now.
@noobgamer-x9n3 жыл бұрын
@@idroppedmyphoneee i knew it
@noobgamer-x9n3 жыл бұрын
but I click it
@beachjordan89843 жыл бұрын
“This is fake, endermen can’t swim!” White Enderman: Am I a joke to you?
@eirui3 жыл бұрын
Ok…
@scoopy36633 жыл бұрын
1:17 Raw iron looks a lot like a diagonal mushroom if you look closely.
@diegoalexandersilvamartine73893 жыл бұрын
You are right
@abdallahsawalha88353 жыл бұрын
I think it look like a raw rabbit meat
@cookiehawk3 жыл бұрын
holy shit
@chopperfan7023 жыл бұрын
I saw a p*nis
@yeppiidev3 жыл бұрын
@@chopperfan702 that's too big for that. if you see that, then you go to dirty jail
@siriuswhite76313 жыл бұрын
Theres only one problem with the Thumbnail: He isnt wearing a carved pumpkin
@gravity15373 жыл бұрын
He's also wearing Gold to protect from Piglins and a Turtle Helmet to give himself extra time underwater. This goes without saying, but you're never going to find Piglins and water in the same place. Wear the Turtle Helmet and some leather armor to protect from powdered snow too.
@magaldyaguilar58163 жыл бұрын
why is this so true?
@tillerplayz82173 жыл бұрын
@@gravity1537 I didn't get this at first lol
@4plrisnverwashed3 жыл бұрын
@@gravity1537 what’s the leather for?
@PinkGoldBeans61973 жыл бұрын
@@4plrisnverwashed the boots are for powdered snow. Dunno why they have more
@MacElMasMancoDeTodos3 жыл бұрын
#dailydoseofmemes -The Enderdragon killed your friend: _Panik_ -You'll take his stuff back and keep fighting: _calm_ -You're not playing Minecraft: *[ INTERNAL CONFUSION ]* (C'mon Daily Dose! Almost a million subs! )
@jubilanttitan49993 жыл бұрын
17:28 me, who plays bedrock: I AM 4 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF U
@0202-i1b3 жыл бұрын
yeah surprisingly you can do the same with a fire aspect book :P
@anightwing45053 жыл бұрын
So useful in battles
@anthonyle25063 жыл бұрын
Not useful when I tried to break tnt with my fire aspect sword and it blew up my base
@Idk-by7fo3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyle2506 f
@SoriLion3 жыл бұрын
For those people who didn't understand this one 3:54, when a mob get splashed by a splash potion on health or healing it dies instead of healing, so the only way to heal it is to use a splash potion of weakness or harmness(idk I forgot)
@AirMadeKat Жыл бұрын
im late but that's why you cure zombie villagers with a golden apple and a potion of weakness
@potatochef51353 жыл бұрын
3 sounds that should never exist: 1. Nails on a chalkboard 2. Parents yelling 3. Minecraft axolotl death sound
@leoisanerd3 жыл бұрын
2:57 Players who don't like the other game but respect other people's opinion: *G O D*
@mr_pikachu10183 жыл бұрын
Terraria and Minecraft are both good, change my mind.
@ep1k_43 жыл бұрын
Can't actually believe the first meme was so true 😳
@battle4203 жыл бұрын
IKR
@pamplemoo3 жыл бұрын
@T-T it's more of an exploration suit
@guardiantubby96783 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Amir-gf7dg3 жыл бұрын
I dont understand the first one can someone explain?
@IbrahimMaalbaki3 жыл бұрын
@@Amir-gf7dg same can someone help us out
@DodgeThatAttack3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I can now: breathe underwater Fly Not get attacked by piglins Walk on powdered snow
@charless34843 жыл бұрын
You find diamonds There’s no lava around You have a perfect iron pick There are more diamonds near by
@dyingmind59543 жыл бұрын
u wake up
@charless34843 жыл бұрын
You had coordinates on
@scareditymays6yearsago4773 жыл бұрын
They weren’t there
@Koteb3 жыл бұрын
It was secretly Lapis.
@abdallahsawalha88353 жыл бұрын
You mine the lapis and you find diamonds behind it
@Deflori203 жыл бұрын
0:07 oh boy finally the perfect outfit to fly underwater on a snowy mountain in the nether
@ofc.fartVR3 жыл бұрын
5:04 when you try to kill a sheep for wool, you find stronghold
@Thewoahguy54833 жыл бұрын
5:33 “Just shearing the sheep.” Fricken immortality apple
@kiyuskwo78603 жыл бұрын
Infinite IQ
@archergaming96713 жыл бұрын
69 likes lul
@regular_being3 жыл бұрын
2:32 not even 14 days ago the movie came out and theres memes already, perfect.
@yeppiidev3 жыл бұрын
what
@regular_being3 жыл бұрын
@@yeppiidev its a new movie from disney
@yeppiidev3 жыл бұрын
@@regular_being what movie
@regular_being3 жыл бұрын
@@yeppiidev I think its called "luca"
@Kylierahh3 жыл бұрын
Probably the best lgbtq animated movie lol
@sapphire54753 жыл бұрын
Armour in 2015: only for protection Armour in 2021: all purpose armour 😁😁
@redlavaburst37183 жыл бұрын
"Minecraft gamers: wants cave update. Mojang gives them cave update. Minecraft gamers: Now what." Me is it too much to ask for a fucking farming update.
@nisato65853 жыл бұрын
*END UPTADE*
@redlavaburst37183 жыл бұрын
@@nisato6585 we already had one
@KingKRS10003 жыл бұрын
We only got part of the whole update
@Yiehh3 жыл бұрын
Vertical slabs
@trqsh86293 жыл бұрын
@@nisato6585 we had one in 2016 wake up kid
@gackthezyborg3 жыл бұрын
"Fire aspect swords should ignite tnt" Laughs in bedrock
@beansxpork22563 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Hectillion3 жыл бұрын
Imdeed
@Build_Boal3 жыл бұрын
Indeed(bedrock edition)
@spookysquirtle3 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT
@TempFel33 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@proseloxyrz3 жыл бұрын
2:40 THIS REMINDS ME OF 2017-2018 MINECRAFT DAYS THE NOSTALGIA IS BACK
@methane52113 жыл бұрын
3:57 potion of instant health damages undead mobs like skeletons, zombies and their variants, and potion of poison and instant damage heal them
@-_-58083 жыл бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@imthatguy31343 жыл бұрын
R/wooosh
@scherzkeksjr16603 жыл бұрын
Thats right, was about to write it to
@dustee75533 жыл бұрын
*people fighting over java and bedrock* People who like both: This is fine.
@hehdivorce28783 жыл бұрын
I am both
@idroppedmyphoneee3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH60d5tmgJybaJo
@pizzainc.14653 жыл бұрын
People never understand that copper can give you a warning about a thunderstorm
@dreameater72673 жыл бұрын
You are falling: panik You have a water bucket: kalm You're in nether: ×o×
@lolbit59443 жыл бұрын
0:34 idk why this made me laugh
@echotube31113 жыл бұрын
20:11 that would have been even funnier with Phil's face.
@aaronphillips55533 жыл бұрын
I've been playing Minecraft since like 2013 when I was in 1st grade now im going into 9th grade and still love the game.
@abdallahsawalha88353 жыл бұрын
I played mincraft since 2016 still can't survive 10 days tell i die and delete the world
@chiccoordenes39103 жыл бұрын
Man time flies man and kids these days dont appreciate their youth
@sadsad15013 жыл бұрын
Wait 9th graders still exists?
@SilverMSM3 жыл бұрын
3:31 I’ve gotten so good at killing wandering traders I can’t possibly get the two mixed up...
@NoUsername759273 жыл бұрын
Wandering trader 🙅♂️👇 2 leads😃👍
@pandan-cake3 жыл бұрын
Just so everyone knows, it's likely that if you find lapis, there's probably diamonds in the same chunk near it.
@thefallenlettuce27973 жыл бұрын
I love that Minecraft is making it's slow comeback. I'm happy that a child good game is still cool to play around my highschool friends
@createyourownfuture38403 жыл бұрын
17:28 I don't know about java, but this is a thing in bedrock. Not only with fire aspect swords, buth with the enchanted book itself. Also enchanted books act like the enchantment on a weapon or tool. For example, silk touch can break glass and it drops a glass block and so on.
@strunale26473 жыл бұрын
imo java is a LOT better
@phantom72703 жыл бұрын
@@strunale2647 Shut
@knownunsoldier3 жыл бұрын
@@strunale2647 when
@nuklearxx99073 жыл бұрын
@@knownunsoldier everytime
@parkour_tnt13313 жыл бұрын
Didn't they fixed that bug? Because I remember watching a video about it being fixed in Java but I'm not sure about Bedrock.
@da_phantom35203 жыл бұрын
Lol green teletubby casually helping jesse and the crew
@rgbsheepp3 жыл бұрын
7:26 it actually makes sense if youre a bedrock player
@hungariancountryball29283 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:if you like you get Minecraft Netherite Armour and items
@Farelalpasha3 жыл бұрын
I prefer diamond
@UnNauto3 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail/first meme is true bc the turtle shell lets u breath underwater faster, the elytra lets u fly, the gold pants keep away piglins, and the leather boots keep u from falling into powder snow. I actually like how instead of just having one armor that is better than an other, there’s different suits for different adventures
@ADTcudi3 жыл бұрын
18:25 the friendship between mojang and epic is kinda wholesome tho
@idroppedmyphoneee3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH60d5tmgJybaJo
@lhonzkey113 жыл бұрын
@@idroppedmyphoneee you get rick rolled Uno reverse card
@ADTcudi3 жыл бұрын
@trilokesh .k kinda true. “Oh I see you added this mojang!” “Yup! It took us a whol-” “NOW GIVE US SOME OTHER THING WE WANT”
@dogwithheadphones3 жыл бұрын
8:02 I can never unsee that…
@APNifty3 жыл бұрын
That relatable moment when your in the nether, underwater, flying, and on powdered snow
@justyourfriendlyneighborho9033 жыл бұрын
0:10 that’s actually how i explained them to my friend when he started playing
@yiwsus92623 жыл бұрын
Ñ
@verp47793 жыл бұрын
I’m more of an of player, why does he have gold and leather armor :o
@extremecube3 жыл бұрын
@@verp4779 the leather should be replaced with netherite and the gold makes sense because it stop piglins from attacking you.
@PhantomOfFire3 жыл бұрын
3:45 Funny story actually I built a wall around a village in my new 1.17 world And later found a new village And to move them Iade a huge bridge and covered it in water That's when I realised I made a villager consentration camp and the train to auswitz by accident (yes ik I spelt it wrong)
@pawpsiclemc63593 жыл бұрын
Steve: Can carry a 27 stacks of gold, can beat a dragon, can go to hell without getting thirsty, DOESNT get sleepy, Can’t jump over a fence...
@San-Fran_Cisco3 жыл бұрын
Not 27 And even not 28 If you go to creative you can get 256 layers of stacks of chests filled at the last layer with stacks of gold blocks.
@fea_ther38263 жыл бұрын
12:15 Fundy: “Am I a joke to you”
@H.-.......-1b3 жыл бұрын
1:47 I actually learned crafting from the old console crafting
@justxavier99993 жыл бұрын
5:33 how to make infinite string from 2 strings and 3 sticks
@__sherbert__3 жыл бұрын
1:39 the award should be given to the old console crafting menu
@mr_denmark3 жыл бұрын
the old pocket edition crafting menu could also get it too edit: i now realize that it didn't actually show the recipe only the resources needed
@ztrimsnefooG3 жыл бұрын
“This onion won’t make me cry.” “The iceologor will never be added.” “*crys*” “me wondering WTH IS THAT: I-“
@pickleism2533 жыл бұрын
it was an illager which would spawn in the mountains and would drop ice on you causing considerable damage which almost won the mob vote but ended up losing
@khongcoten56893 жыл бұрын
@@pickleism253 basically illager but ice is nice
@m1ty__l0p643 жыл бұрын
5:51 I’ve been looking for this channel for so long ITS SLAMCOW
@ki07craft933 жыл бұрын
me: explaining how Mincraft pickaxes work my brother: mines diamond ore with gold pickaxe my brother: you need iron to mine gold but can't mine diamond with gold but with iron?! diamond ore: small logical issue
@NightyFall3 жыл бұрын
Not A logical issue. Irl, just because diamond can scratch anything doesn't mean anything can scratch diamond. Just because a hammer can break a window doesn't mean a window can break a house. One is STRONGER than the other. If gold is less strong than iron, it wouldn't be able to break iron or diamond.
@NightyFall3 жыл бұрын
And you can mine gold with iron AND diamond Either a small grammar issue or something overlooked.
@NightyFall3 жыл бұрын
If you mean gold can't break diamond but iron can but gold can break iron AND iron can break gold, maybe the gold breaks the iron but it is softer so it breaks faster because it's not as strong, but it is able to mine it.
@sanchu63353 жыл бұрын
Gold can't even mine gold, right?
@anrye3 жыл бұрын
@@sanchu6335 but window can break window if you try hard enough
@CathodeRayKobold3 жыл бұрын
I think it's nice that almost every type of armor has a niche use now. It adds depth beyond "Diamond armor best"
@user-mu5lq1re3z3 жыл бұрын
Netherite
@chezcrezpers14873 жыл бұрын
*Never ask* A Woman: her age. A man: his salary Mojang: How they got the Dog, Cat, Parrot and Panda death sounds.
@mrult283 жыл бұрын
@Ashzuki For the panda, they actually recorded real pandas in china
@chezcrezpers14873 жыл бұрын
@Ashzuki I was making a joke.
@hermanschultzfurry3 жыл бұрын
i dont think 34 minutes of memes are a “daily dose”
@kaisergames68913 жыл бұрын
me too. that's not nearly enough memes.
@user-qe7le1cs2k3 жыл бұрын
Its an sexual dose
@realwhigmaster3 жыл бұрын
*is halfway through the video* *sees comment* woops
@anawesomepet3 жыл бұрын
Illegal Dose
@seth82703 жыл бұрын
“I love how there’s just a copper block flying thru the air, it looks so determined” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CatGuns3 жыл бұрын
5:34 You forgot the string you get from cats when you sleep.
@aonemesis16823 жыл бұрын
3:56 Instant health harms undead mobs... I thought this was common knowledge.
@aricherry56363 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@ph1sz3 жыл бұрын
R/wooooosh
@andrimiza72263 жыл бұрын
Yes so they splashed it and it healed jeez r/whoosh
@majkat65493 жыл бұрын
Never ask: A woman her age A man his salary Mojang how herobrine got in the game
@idroppedmyphoneee3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH60d5tmgJybaJo
@porkpie19683 жыл бұрын
For the zombie gru presentation thing- if you yeet a splash potion of harming at a zombie, it is not effective. A splash potion of health kills it.
@joda76973 жыл бұрын
6:06 Inaccurate, where is the "Fell into the void with all my valuables" part?
@phantic_3 жыл бұрын
You can't, in survival you can't and shouldn't destroy bedrock
@_.pr0gam3r3 жыл бұрын
@@phantic_ what about the end
@phantic_3 жыл бұрын
Ok, fine. But that is improbable if you fight the dragon in center
@joda76973 жыл бұрын
@@phantic_ But whenever you fly around trying to find more end cities and your elytra break, or you run out of rockets.
@joda76973 жыл бұрын
@@phantic_ Also, yes you can break bedrock in survival. Not with a pickaxe of course, but you can break it.
@LilTyqreece13 жыл бұрын
‘Why do we have hands?’ ‘There are many reasons:’ 1: strangle new players
@8b_24_winatamukti73 жыл бұрын
If anyone dont get the meaning of the first meme, turtle helmet for unmilited water breating, elytra to fly, golden leggings for not getting attacked by piglin, and leather boots to not fall from powder snow.
@politicamenteincorretoportugal3 жыл бұрын
17:29 that's on bedrock i remember doing that when i was exploding houses and didnt had flint and steel
@d4niel_magp3 жыл бұрын
Never Ask A woman: her age A man: his salary Mojang: how did they got panda death sound
@haroldbeladas90973 жыл бұрын
Y
@reuben4733 жыл бұрын
Oh whats that? it says its stolen
@d4niel_magp3 жыл бұрын
@@reuben473 oh whats that people can have the same idea
@Th3s3usz3 жыл бұрын
Stolen
@silvertheelf3 жыл бұрын
That first one is too true. Minecraft has legit just become another one of those games where you mix and match armor for efficiency.
@NovaDXX3 жыл бұрын
17:26 Me on Bedrock: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
@NoUsername759273 жыл бұрын
Juva bad bedrock gud
@Whatwhatyeswhat3 жыл бұрын
@@NoUsername75927 yez bedrock basically has free optifine, (you can load in up to 72 chunks, FOR FREE) and it is way less laggier
@kerfufflepuff3 жыл бұрын
1:38 Mcyts just aren’t the same anymore 😔
@ndrgaming73443 жыл бұрын
Once I fought the wither on a bedrock realm a while back. It went poorly, I died multiple times, asked for help, everyone was busy, got off, ate dinner, came back, killed it, and miraculously not much of my stuff or the server (except for the desert I was fighting in, but it did get close to a building on the outskirts of our little “city” if you could call it that). That was an interesting experience for sure
@frostbyte28993 жыл бұрын
13:41 Bedrock players knowing that spyglasses have a greater zoom than optifine: *laughing*
@worthiest1913 жыл бұрын
Down side is that Java can put optifine AND spyglass together to make super zoom which is better then both of them
@nabilahmed44553 жыл бұрын
@@worthiest191 that's true
@SomeIsDev3 жыл бұрын
19:47 Beating the ender dragon for the achievement
@zpooky60763 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you splash a zombie with instant health it will take damage. Becoz healing harms the dead
@m1lan4173 жыл бұрын
People: use ALT + F4 instead of using Quit Game Me who smashes my keyboard to accidentally press ALT + F4 to leave: Pathetic. This is sometimes true.
@blurkazerblx3 жыл бұрын
Pff you guys you Alt + F4 I don't even click shut down. I'll just close the computer by pressing the power button then turn it on just to close Minecraft.
@magicaldes31343 жыл бұрын
@@blurkazerblx clicking the button on the pc itself is the worst way to close a pc don’t do that
@1o3268-h3 жыл бұрын
The thing is on my keyboard i have to press fn and in the same time f3
@ilcubo323 жыл бұрын
@@magicaldes3134 In some case you can make it so when you press the power button it shuts down normally
@c-dot72593 жыл бұрын
People who restart their pc to leave: “look what they do to mimic a fraction of our power”
@AmyStache3 жыл бұрын
5:48 Did not expect to be punched so hard by the iron fist if nostalgia right there This is the first time I was actually old enough to know the thing Ouch...
@krisfog89083 жыл бұрын
Splashing a zombie with a healing potion, damages it.
@NickTheAxolotl3 жыл бұрын
Minecrafter: Why do you cry? Sad Terrarian: I can’t craft obsidian armor
@taylarrr3 жыл бұрын
Obsidian armour is in Terraria? It’s a summoner set.
@mario-ot7wt3 жыл бұрын
I believe there's obsidian armor in terraria
@MasterLGI3 жыл бұрын
I think it's the other way round. Minecraft players would've loved obsidian armour, but now Netherite gear has been added in as a substitute
@chimp42253 жыл бұрын
14:22 this is actually used to prevent lighting strikes from reverting the stages
@A_random_autistic3 жыл бұрын
“Creating an axolotl army” Ldshadowlady:joel i know what where going to do today
@EthanGaming76403 жыл бұрын
When people forget to put the period in 1.17: Finishing this fight
@espresso_xo3 жыл бұрын
24:08 it doesn’t go around it, it just moves back and forth like a windows screen saver
@castromie_28293 жыл бұрын
11:55 RIP Enderman, he ever hated to be alone in the rain without an Umberella....
@YESPOGGERS3 жыл бұрын
If you've been feeling sad lately, I pray that you get well and everything gets better for you ❤
@CyberCeara_3 жыл бұрын
15:54 Me every time the cave sounds play: **insert earrape scream**
@kipposan113 жыл бұрын
Minecraft players wouldn’t be able to sleep because there are monsters nearby
@yoyoturbo21803 жыл бұрын
When your dog irl leaves you: you: I will now resort to owning Minecraft dogs
@LostArcadeMachine3 жыл бұрын
5:31 What about going nether and killing striders to get string?
@PinkGoldBeans61973 жыл бұрын
THEY HAVE DROPS
@squarohedron06643 жыл бұрын
Why would you do that
@intro23323 жыл бұрын
Nah, too hard. I rather do the stronghold one
@LostArcadeMachine3 жыл бұрын
@@intro2332 but stronghold one is sometimes easier (if it located near spawn)
@ghostpost.3 жыл бұрын
10:51 the olimpic is a nuke Edit: the titanic never sank the olimpic did (it was a much much older boat that the titanic) and the owner purposely sank it because a lot of his rivals were on it and he knew it was going to sink so he didn't go on it (he changed the name from olimpic to titanic
@agloweternity52753 жыл бұрын
Shaders: Exist RTX: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power A stack of likes!