Serious Main Character Syndrome

[@juu4524]

”When you pull the fish out of the water their lungs collapse” If the vegan loves fish so much maybe she should learn the most basic information about them.

[@Gabi-oq4nr]

fr like fish dont even have lungs its embarrassing

[@WhyAreWeHere2023]

Yanking a fish out of the water for your own amusement is still disgusting.

[@Gabi-oq4nr]

@@WhyAreWeHere2023 just say you dont understand how the food chain works

[@juu4524]

@@WhyAreWeHere2023 the fish are fine

[@OmniversalInsect]

I do agree with the part about recreational fishing, they are essentially getting stabbed in the mouth for no reason. Not to mention all the hooks and fishing line that ends up falling into the water.

[@dimsum8295]

6:25 The funniest part of this is that fish don’t HAVE lungs

[@jogzyg2036]

Lungfish: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Wolfie54545]

Fun Fact: Supposedly the swim bladder became the lungs.

[@wObBlE73]

😂

[@aliciax5854]

Exactly lmao

[@nil0ww598]

They got gills even i knew that

[@CaffeinatedGhostBoi]

Re the wheelchair video: hi, wheelchair user here, that wheelchair is a custom active chair and costs thousands. The wheelchair user came out to say how their chair was damaged beyond repair, and they were left stranded as they can't walk at all, they were then bed bound until they could source a new one (a process that can take months). My wheelchair is similar to theirs, but with a power assistance and altogether costs £10k, it's £5k without the power assistance and is fairly bottom of the range for custom active chairs. This video continues to make me cry when I see it, because the way it was received online was that it's not a big deal and the abuse wheelchair users got when we talked about it was horrible to go through. You're breaking an object worth upwards of £5k, and even more so, an object someone needs due to a disability. If this situation happened to me heres a SHORTENED list of what would happen: I'd be bed bound for at least three months until wheelchair services replaced my chair, this could take a LOT longer. I'd get pressure sores from being bed bound (very common), likely resulting in cysts or sepsis due to one of my conditions, leading to a serious hospitalisation. My power assistance (not funded by the NHS) would be broken, and because Access to Work only fund one, and I'm low income, I'd never be able to replace it, and need perminant care to leave the house again. I'd have to take unpaid leave or lose my job, resulting in me potentially losing my flat. I'd be discharged from multiple medical services who refuse to do outcalls even if you're bedbound, resulting in a loss of essential care. I'd need 24 hour care due to being bed bound, which I currently don't have (I'm only funded for 4 hours a day) - a social care review can take a month, so until then I'd need a medical procedure to give me a catheter, and start starving due to not being able to even reach the fridge myself. We aren't exaggerating when we say this can kill or seriously harm someone. There's a reason we need fckn wheelchairs.

[@LegoManInCart]

do you know if the people in the video were punished in any way

[@bobbobert8870]

​@@LegoManInCart Here is what I found "Erie Police say misdemeanor counts of criminal mischief and criminal conspiracy to commit criminal mischief have been filed against lacrosse player Patrick Carrozzi and hockey player Carson Briere." A few months later, "Carson Brire will serve 15 months of probation and the second-degree misdemeanor criminal mischief charge will be dismissed and expunged." So no they didnt have to pay for shit.

[@lazy_bt]

@@bobbobert8870 thx for the info, even tho the info is really disappointing. while i cant personally speak on the matter, ive heard a lot around the internet abt how disabled people just dont have the same rights as abled people and i genuinely think the fact that justice wont properly be carried out in this situation is another example of that. i can walk free of charge, bc i have legs that work as they should. the fact that disabled ppl need to pay so much to move around, and then have to pay further for the misdeeds of the ignorant and heartless, like in this case, is *appalling.* ableism makes me FURIOUS and im not even affected by it....

[@connysmcb]

​@bobbobert8870 pretty sure they also got kicked out of college

[@Wall_Spider]

Not a wheelchair user, but I've heard those with mobility aids say that these are extensions of their bodies, and it's absolutely accurate I feel. Imagine if someone took a prosthetic leg and threw it out of the window while someone was using the bathroom. It's disgusting and it makes me even more angry that abled people tend to think of these things as some sort of funny joke/prank.

[@maxbailey9164]

The fire barrel guy actually was the main character, clotheslined a 2-3 foot blaze and stamped it out before anyone had even found water then got back to boogieing

[@cgdcgyUC]

How is putting out a fire main character syndrome?

[@Enderception]

@@cgdcgyUC they meant not main character syndrome, but actually the main character

[@commanderdemonno9819]

listen when a threat interrupts boogie time you gotta stop it as soon as possible to get back to business

[@Internal-InfernoVII]

​@@cgdcgyUCAre you American? It never ceases to amaze me the sub-par level of comprehension skills... or lack thereof, altogether.

[@Thor_the_chad]

And he continued to dance after. Absolute chad

[@okay5652]

The reason that last girls was being stopped was probably not because of her style, but because she’s white and has red hair, which is a very rare site in Japan. I went to Japan with my family back in 2016 and many people stopped to take photos with my younger brother because he had blonde hair and blue eyes, not something you see very often in Japan. This happens in some other countries as well where people stop you to take photos with foreigners, usually in places with less tourism and racial diversity. Hope this helps :)

[@kouda_ha]

I was going to mention this too, well over a decade ago I was an exchange student living in the middle of nowhere and people wanted photos because apparently I was the first foreign person they'd seen in real life lol Other times, I'd still be in rural areas and I'd have people point at me and go (translation wise it'd pretty much be) "Oh shit!" or just "Foreigh person!" and pointing is pretty rude to do in Japan but it'd be people's genuine reactions to seeing a foreign person all of a sudden. I was practically a basement dweller that avoided the sun at all cost too and people would say they were jealous of how pale my skin was lmao so some random pale af foreign woman with super long red curly hair would be a rare sight they'd look at because eh the walk to work/schooling is boring and it's something different lol

[@aliciax5854]

This is kind of cute because they’re genuinely curious and shocked lol

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

yeah if ur not japanese in japan ur seen as exotic

[@cupidbirds]

it happens in china too!

[@ibringfuckery7159]

Yeah, I thought of this as well. I live in rural Finland but occasionally tourists come here too because of the nature and sea & lakes. As long as tourists are respectful, do not disturb the general peace and do not throw trash I do not mind them, but I will still cast an occasional eye if I notice someone a little different, just because it's not too common of a site so it draws unconscious attention.

[@SalmonOfK84]

Fun fact: my ex used to live in Japan, and they get really excited over Redheads there apparently because it’s so rare to see one. So that girl getting people stopping her on the street to take pictures of her “style” are more likely just freaked out by her hair lmao

[@DarthABBA]

Or they think it’s cool I went to rather rural parts of the Phillipines and people thought it was bizarre a white person was there. Some kids took pictures of me for god knows what reason Hopefully not witch craft

[@MrSqurk]

As a tall ginger, I can confirm. I have been to quite a few places where people didn't even know we existed haha

[@calebrosta7744]

She started throwin up shadow clone jitsu and domain expansion hand gestures tho

[@MaxxSeemov]

As an anime fan, I can confirm that red hair isn't rare in Japan.

[@Taekaleaf]

@MaxxSeemov this has to be satire

[@edplaysbass7003]

That guy from the indecent exposure clip around 17:00 is a KZbinr who makes parody news interviews, pretending to be the guy in the story. Can't remember his name, but he includes the line "Hol' up, wait a minute, somethin' ain't right" in every video

[@minajones8341]

His video where he pretends to be a flight attendant is hilarious

[@FalakIll]

Bit late but that's The Real Spark

[@mayburnham6853]

@@FalakIll Vielen dank

[@EthanChmielewski-s6h]

hell nah that’s big smoke

[@notveryobviousguy4373]

@@EthanChmielewski-s6hhahahahahahhahahahahhaa that’s awesome

[@hxlly_mxy]

the guy at 5:06 who pushed the girls wheelchair down the stairs actually did get charged with something for it (cannot remember what exactly) and i’m pretty sure they pulled him out of his college

[@mellohighh]

thank god they punished him, so disgusting to do that to her, in such a vulnerable position too, not only being disabled but just using the toilet, so sad of people to pick on someone vulnerable, thank you for updating!

[@lilscenechick1995]

Good. Idk why people do things like that. It’s so uncalled for.

[@exchangAscribe]

great

[@GIGLR]

Source

[@tillposer]

March 2023, College Athleten Carson Briere was suspended from ice hockey Team after being identified from the surveilance video. He got a 15 month suspended sentence and damages to the woman he inconvenienced.

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

How on Earth do these people think they're the main character?! It's very clear that George is the main character and we're all the background characters. Edit: also all the lad at 16:53 had to do, was follow the damn train CJ!

[@VioletFox06]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought it was Big Smoke 😂

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

All you had to do is follow the damn train!

[@calumcollie6528]

Big Smoke was the only one that's actually the main character

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

@@calumcollie6528 Big Smoke = Memeulous confirmed?!

[@abzinhoo]

Ok

[@Amyisntcreative]

"If you're feelin froggy, jump." Who let him cook??

[@speedyspeed8178]

The frog from Shrek

[@VanillaIceCream-d2w]

what would you expect he graduated from bozo university

[@Snufflesw]

16:23 the fact that she calls it "peter pan island" as if the whole point of the story isn't that peter takes the darlings to NEVERLAND 😭😭

[@Patrik6920]

well she did Never Land so 😂😂😂😂

[@Wolfie54545]

Also it’s the second star to appear in the sky. The girl doesn’t know shit.

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

She goes there - Turns out it was Jurassic Park island

[@GD0nly]

That one of the woman singing at the starbucks employee captioned "Starbucks get more respectful employees please" really pissed me off. You've gone to their job, where you assume they're basically your hostage because "He has to stand there and listen to me sing because I'm just not gonna drive off" and then when you find out that they can just shut the window and they actually don't have to cater to your whims, you decide THEY'RE the disrespectful one? Honestly how entitled to other people's time can you be?

[@AnatolyName]

At 20:00 it was s couple who have a KZbin account called masface6, they are married and was going about their day when randomly they just ran into each other on the highway. They were together long before the clip and were just joking about the coincidence😂

[@namenotimportant8408]

Ah that's really cool, explains a lot lol

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Aww, that's cute

[@Space_Prince]

6:25 fucking love how she calls a fishes gills lungs lmao

[@WK-47]

"I care about animals so freaking much, like, wow, mmkay, that I think a standard fish has fish lungs because she's like me, like, I'm literally shaking right now, I literally can't with all the fish lung devastation going on at this pier tonight." What a BRAVE SOUL, TRUE PATRIOT and STUNNING WOMAN.

[@StevenMcSteve]

25:10 they're probably more surprised by her hair, blonde hair and red hair are pretty uncommon, you can even see most of the people looking up at her hair and not at her outfit

[@livemynightmare7154]

George talking about his future cat family made me smile

[@ThatHawksSimp]

In Japan it’s actually not necessarily rare for the people to ask to take photos of you lmao, not because of how you dress but because you’re a foreigner 😭

[@aliciax5854]

Lol

[@lisacanavan5665]

My male friend went to Japan and his skin tone is very dark. A child stood staring at him and asked him was being so black a superpower he had that cud change him from white to black and back again in case he wanted to hide at night time 😂 the mother said they’d never seen a black man before, the kid asked for a picture to bring to school 🤣🤣❤️🇮🇪❤️

[@moltengears7483]

​@@lisacanavan5665damn lol i hate attention so this would get rather annoying

[@lisacanavan5665]

@@moltengears7483 me too 😁❤️🇮🇪❤️

[@BaldCoryxKenshinfan]

@@moltengears7483it’s a child. You can literally just educate them. Sure, as a black person, at some point it’d be a bit annoying but it’s a kid and they’ve literally never seen a black person so I’d be happy to educate them. 😭🤘🏾

[@Sugarglidergirl101]

25:15 dude I live in Japan. A huge chunk of people dress just like this, if anything, even MORE extravagant than this. It’s probably because you’re a foreigner with red hair…

[@jckistan]

The wheelchair clip people got exposed like a day after and I'm pretty sure they all lost their future prospects. One was going to go to university and play for a sports team, but got dropped. The other two also got outed and I'm pretty sure none of them did well afterwards.

[@kitnkindlin683]

I dont understand what part of their brain or lack there of would think to do that. I hope they learn from it and dont just become worse bitter people…

[@RaeneTheFaerie]

One of them was also a son of a person in power, so you can guess where the privilege came from.

[@ulrikesextro4187]

The wheelchair might have got damaged beyond repair leaving its owner financially ruined. But that's something such featherbrains never think of.

[@kmhkennedy]

@@soberserotonin1850damaging someone else’s property is a crime. Putting them danger due to that damage heightens said crime. When one commits a crime, regardless of who they are, their life is going to become more challenging. I.e cancelled. This is true for everyone.

[@billcipher8645]

​@@soberserotonin1850they literally ruined a disabled person's life since the wheelchair was broken beyond repair, forcing them to pay over 10k$+ for a new one (they didn't have to pay a CENT) and possibly leave them bed-bound for months. Disabled people are usually on the poverty line so that could render them homeless. They deserve ALL they got. A stupid mistake is calling someone a vegetable when in your edgy teenage phase, throwing someone's wheelchair down the strairs is straight up psychopathic

[@waynekent7068]

It's funny about the guy walking the plane. I just read an article that was saying airlines actually promote walking lengths of the aisles on long haul flights to prevent DVT. It didn't look like he was disturbing anyone and he was being nice to the staff. Good luck to him.

[@valerieschemicalromance]

yeah i'm on combination birth control pills and got told by my doctor before a trip that included a ~17 hour flight there and ~17 hours back that i should get up to walk every so often to reduce the risk of blood clots

[@d12icryptics58]

The woman on the plane saying she’s instagram famous was actually having a feud with her ex boyfriend and his new partner as they were conveniently on the same plane

[@emstink]

I thought she was joking about being Instagram famous because they were filming her.

[@popartpistol]

She was also on multiple reality shows, including Bad Girls Club, and she kept saying how rich and famous she was back then too.

[@Kratwev6276]

6:24: fish don't have lungs, they have gills. when a fish swims, it opens its mouth to let water pass over the gills for them to absorb oxygen that's dissolved in the water, then small blood vessels called capillaries collect the oxygen and distribute it throughout the body, similar to how the circulatory system of humans and other animals.

[@thaloblue]

A fish does appear to “gasp” when pulled out of the water because they are trying to pull water over their gills in a very similar although not identical manner to the way we might gasp when we are out of breath to increase the oxygen level in our bloodstream. A critical difference is that while a fish might be able to pull a bit of water over their gills when they are above water, humans obviously cannot gasp for air effectively below the water’s surface.

[@killminewin4733]

16:23 If you’d be so teary over it, you’d probably know that the place is called Neverland, not Peter Pan Island! When Pan kidnapped children, he just say “welcome to my island”. No, he had class and named it Neverland!

[@ShadowKilla815]

I knew a guy who had an island that he frequently brought children too. It didn't end well for him

[@jasonellis4330]

​@ShadowKilla815 you knew him, eh?

[@ShadowKilla815]

@@jasonellis4330 are you actually trying to defend Jeffrey Epstein right now? lmao

[@jasonellis4330]

@@ShadowKilla815 where did I ever say anything defending him??? I was pointing out that "I knew him" was sus wording. It was a joke

[@KevinLuper99]

​@@jasonellis4330gotta love how quickly some people put their white knight armor on.

[@scotchgaming.5438]

Blows my mind how George never laughed at the fact he pretty much is big smoke from San Andreas

[@Union_Jack_official]

Not only that, but he's also the "hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right" guy

[@GummitMan]

my dawg!

[@jolteon345]

18:20 it’s not that he didn’t steal much, it’s that he touched the main part of the meal with his bare hands. Nobody knows what he touched or the last time he washed/sanitized them, so it costs the people time and the restaurant money. Gotta disagree with the “not a big deal” here.

[@miggles781]

Scrolled the comments to find this, my feelings exactly. I don't want to eat that not knowing what's now on it!

[@caralinesnyder]

16:09 I feel so bad for the girl in blue, it came down right on her neck then pushed her head first into the ground. 😬 I really hope she’s okay.

[@CaptainShonko]

Yes I spotted that as well, she got absolutely flattened, got hit with literally a ton of weight there. 😞

[@thaloblue]

And nobody’s insurance is going to want to pay up. The city won’t because people were technically committing a crime at the time that equipment fell onto her. The booth manufacturer won’t because the booth was not being used as directed. And the dumbasses on top of the thing probably don’t even have insurance for “that one time you might be jumping on top of a public structure and accidentally crush someone underneath it”. You COULD pursue personal liability but the obvious question from their legal team is “why tf were you standing under it? Isn’t that your fault?” But even if you win the personal injury/liability suit. Those are poor people. You’re not getting $50 in spare change on payday from them.

[@Auzerus]

These people certainly aren't the main character, but they do act as convincing antagonists.

[@Union_Jack_official]

Ikr! It's obvious George is the main character and everyone to, does, and will ever exist are all side characters

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

Just what I said​@@Union_Jack_official

[@K.Dwizzle]

22:04 You blew a chance to say “main kitten syndrome”

[@ulrikesextro4187]

But nevertheless it was so cute ❤

[@samuelwoodouse4482]

7:04 starta fire, puts it out casually, goes back to dancing. Actual Chad behavior

[@GIGLR]

He is him.

[@edenratcliffe517]

As a vegan who has never eaten meat before (I was vegetarian for a few years) I don’t claim the vegans in this videos

[@Hellscap3]

Like never in ur life? Was there none in childhood?

[@mreggs3731]

how are you alive?

[@billcipher8645]

​@@mreggs3731wdym how? In today's world it's completely normal and possible to survive off vegan diet. Moreover, you can thrive

[@meenal1139]

there are many cultures around the world that don't eat meat :) it's completely fine, as long as you're eating well. which is the same rule for every other diet.

[@GummitMan]

@@billcipher8645 vegetarian i get because religion and some health benefits but vegan is pushing it idk how you could live without chocolate milk

[@NoahL_axolotls]

She really said that when you fish a fish, its lungs collapse… Had me laughing hard fr😂

[@birdgirl2235]

their gills collapse, its technically correct, its just the word that was wrong. Theres nothing incorrect about what she said overall.

[@NoahL_axolotls]

@@birdgirl2235 oh ok! Thanks for telling me something new!

[@juicy342yt4]

​@@birdgirl2235that's only if they're dragged backwards, which isnt exactly possible with fishing since the hook is in the mouth

[@jokingosprey666]

​@birdgirl2235 they dont when your fishing though

[@L1z3.04]

16:00 You edited out the part where, after the kid had a blowout, they dried the onesie the kid was wearing in the overhead air vents. She washed it in the sink, which we all know barely does anything and then put that onesie up to the AIRVENTS in a plane. Also they had like 3 or 4 backpacks and "forgot to pack extra clothes".... if you have a child that age it should be common knowledge they could have a blowout at any time

[@soberserotonin1850]

To be fair, being a parent is beyond tough in such circumstances. Mistakes happen. Maybe it’s a short flight, or they forgot to restock their diaper bag. How else would they dry the onesie, and how else would they wash it? They should have packed better, but once already in that situation, there’s pretty much nothing else to do. Maybe ask the flight attendants for a disposable towel or something to rub on it to dry? Or see if they have hand sanitizer or something? Idk tough situation. I could never be a parent.

[@soberserotonin1850]

The bizarre part is to FILM all of that chaos lol

[@bratatouille]

​@@soberserotonin1850 they could've just rinsed it off, wringed it out and put it in a plastic bag until they get to wherever they were going. Sure, it would smell a little mildewy, but with the poop that was on it they wouldn't be using it before actually getting a chance to wash it properly anyway. That would've been a way more normal thing to do than to dry it in the fucking air vents??

[@GummitMan]

wisconsin mfs be like:

[@KnallenN]

6:23 I did not know fish had lungs. you learn something new every day. I guess the gills are just for show

[@ellewilliams3268]

"I'm Instagram famous" can't be making that much off her fame if she's in coach 😂

[@FarrahMissy]

she is quite famous for some people tbh, i recognised her straight away. she was on bgc too

[@xijinping880]

That’s a plane I’m pretty sure

[@gchecosse]

​@@xijinping880underrated comment

[@alrighty6898]

Famous? Sure but calling others broke when she’s flying the same class as them is hilarious

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

The cringier part of that girl in the McDonald's is that she's telling people to watch a film that was from a completely different continent (Australia) with completely different laws around animal welfare. Plus, the Australians in government who actually watched it were like "wait, director, can you name these farms for us so we can have them shut down because that is illegal as fuck?" and he wouldn't.

[@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler]

6:47 that guy IS the main character. brother really stopped dancing, put his whole arm into a fire, proceeded to stamp it out, and immediately started dancing again

[@battiger00568]

6:29 fish don't have lungs, they have gills

[@ItsZtv3]

love that 20:10 clip cause Georges only response to 2 people being naturally happy is this has to fake

[@Union_Jack_official]

What naturally happy people do you look at? Even if I was having the greatest day of my life, if someone asked to get married, I'd say no unless I already knew them

[@Tayl0r_]

@@Union_Jack_official They’re married lmaooo.

[@Union_Jack_official]

@@Tayl0r_ they was trying to play it off as if they ain't

[@Tayl0r_]

@@Union_Jack_official That’s the joke

[@aliciax5854]

@@Union_Jack_officialIt’s a joke lmao, stop deepening it

[@stephanielloyd4053]

The wheelchair one, the idiot that did it was actually the son of a police officer and got into some trouble, he was also kicked out of college.

[@kittynicholson]

"they're as intelligent as a 3 year old child" so not very fuckin intelligent then lmaoo

[@Treeeboy]

I'd eat one of those too if it was in a burger!

[@predacon457]

​@@TreeeboyFacts

[@Gh0stieChan]

“Oh that cows spoke directly to me I’m not going to order that big Mack any more!” *orders a McChicken*

[@namenotimportant8408]

5:46 I hate it when people hate on fishermen like that, thats probably the most ethical way to consume fish, like if fishermen didn't fish and eat the dish themselves, they'd just buy it from the supermarket

[@ninthundertow]

The vid with the "family" on the plane making it out to seem like their experience was hell is actually the reason everyone elses experience on planes is hell...

[@soberserotonin1850]

I’m sure their experience was hell, and there’s pretty much nothing better to do as a parent. Maybe if they’re rich, buy first class, but they’re probably not wealthy, based on the clip. What else, rent a private plane or drive or use a train? The bizarre and stupid and main character part is to FILM their hellish experience and the reactions of the miserable strangers. I actually commend them for paying extra to reserve three seats, so no stranger has to sit next to a crying baby. There’s nothing more they could have done (other than pack spare baby clothes, not film it, and maybe plan ahead with what you feed the baby).

[@aresjerry]

Neon is an adult, but views himself as a child... calling someone a grown man when youre a man ia weird.

[@alrighty6898]

He called himself a child because he has the body of one

[@Union_Jack_official]

16:48 bro rocking that Big Smoke drip

[@MRB2580]

He literally does GTA SA skits lol

[@cinnamonsakura1418]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING! ALL HE WAS MISSING WAS THE GLASSES AND CJ!

[@shaun2463]

Did that girl just say a fish's LUNGS collapse?

[@aliciax5854]

Yep 😂

[@mreggs3731]

if you listen carefully, you will hear it better, but the answer is obviously yes

[@j1fthepeanutbutter]

The guy just trying to do his job at 3:40 🤣

[@JacobSprenger]

The one reason I walked up and down the plane for a bit on a recent trip to Japan (14 hrs.) was to avoid thrombosis. :P

[@Nitehawkmk77]

You might have beaten a world record, I did the same when I flew to Australia

[@Cowboy_Frog]

I just wore the compression socks on my flight to Korea that was about 10 hours.

[@aliciax5854]

@@Cowboy_FrogSmart move

[@bellewhite3764]

"Year 7 tier backpack" has me full on belly laughing 😂😂😂

[@TalesOfWar]

It was a long time ago for me, but that line hit hard. My bag was about half the size of me and had as much weight in it lol.

[@bellewhite3764]

😂 that's such an accurate description! 👍 Long time for me, too, but I'm starting to suspect I overpack my work bag similarly 🤔😂

[@hollister3657]

25:04 ok this one is actually because of her hair because it’s unusual to see. People with super long ginger hair are rare in Asian countries

[@aliciax5854]

Yep, they’re not used to foreigners so they genuinely are curious and surprised

[@milesmansfield]

As far as I can tell, the video at 19:57 isn’t staged and they actually did end up getting married and having a child

[@Nitehawkmk77]

Quick trip to Las Vegas sorted that

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Apparently they’re already married and just ran into each other and were laughing at the coincidence

[@aliciax5854]

@@Nitehawkmk77No lmao

[@Nitehawkmk77]

​@@aliciax5854That's a pity

[@grapeyv]

23:39 theres many benefits for walking barefoot and the most important one is making your feet and legs stronger and healthier. Walking barefoot means your feet soles flex around anything it steps on in the ground, thus exercising your muscles. My father started walking barefoot and even worse special "barefoot" shoes and his legs are massive now. Not only that but walking barefoot more often can increase your happiness. I walk barefoot 80% of the time in my house, and its nice, and ive also walked barefoot at school a few times only for short periods of time, with socks on of course (unless i was rushing out of gym class because we had a swimming curriculum in the winter and since i was the fattest, and had long hair, it took me a very long time to get ready for my next class). i also l;ike to walk barefoot outside around my home in the spring and summer, and it feels great to do and makes me feel super happy. so yeah there's benefits.

[@caitthenerd7470]

All well and good until you stand on some broken glass or something.

[@leoadimanea7826]

@@caitthenerd7470 parasites be having a field day(some species of parasite can actually enter through your bare sole and eventually travel further in.)

[@ms.annthropic6341]

18:37 I think he’s giving that look because since the dude grabbed the cheese and then the end of that cheese dropped on his plate that cheese is now dirty from that random guys hands. Personally I’d want a new plate of food. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jjjjjjjjjjsssssss]

The the bit about fishing. Fish can obviously survive out of water for a short time, but depending on how carefully you remove the hook and how quickly you pull them up from where you catch them there's actually a high chance they will die after release. Either way dumb sport to hate on when there are super trawlers and industrial fishers out there decimating the ocean. Also a good point to shut up any annoying people like this is horseshoe Crab blood milking stations (look up what they are and what they're for if you're curious - horrible concept but saves billions of lives)

[@jaadmaan8156]

Fish are so diverse in their biology that some release with a very high survival rate and some release with high mortality rates. With you referring to pulling them up quickly, that’s barrotrauma and only effects some species of fish, and there are release devises to combat that. In Florida for example you legally have to have a descending device for saltwater reef fish, to get the fish you are releasing back down to a depth it can recouped and survive. And then when it comes to having fish out of the water, that varies fish to fish as well Like a catfish could be out of the water 30 minutes and probably survive because of how hardy they are, but if you touch a trouts skin with dry hands and take it out of the water for a minute it will likely die. Responsible anglers know how to handle the fish they are targeting.

[@yxcdeb]

An old mate of mine used to clip a weight to the line, but no hook, cast, and sit on the pier drinking beer just to get away from his gf.

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

22:50 It says "You just want to go to work, but there's an influencer on the train"

[@lulianjuliuswassbach]

Junge, ich hatte so jemanden mal im Zug und sie hat mich und meine Freundin gefilmt

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

@@lulianjuliuswassbach Das ist natürlich nervig. Allerdings haben wir in Deutschland glücklicherweise die striktesten und detailliertesten Gesetze der Welt wenn es um Personendaten und Schutz der Privatsphäre geht. Solltest du also hier leben und diese Aufnahmen wurden irgendwo veröffentlicht, dann kannst du hypothetisch dagegen vorgehen und sie entfernen lassen. Selbst dann, wenn sie in einem öffentlichen Raum gemacht wurden wo Privatsphäre generell nicht zu erwarten ist.

[@rotting_meats]

9:25 - to be fair to the OF model. printing out this woman’s naked pictures with no consent is illegal. obviously she posted it herself but she’s chosen to do that, he shouldn’t of brought her naked photos as that’s a breach of her consent.

[@alextrill1746]

Of copyright, maybe. Not consent. There's no law against printing out something available online.

[@rotting_meats]

@@alextrill1746 when its someones nude body - yes, they’re is. “Criminal Justice and Courts Act 2015 The person whose images were shared must show that he or she did not agree to this, and that the sender intended to cause those feelings of distress or embarrassment. If the case is successful, the perpetrator may go to jail for up to two years and be fined.”

[@firstnamelastname8525]

@@alextrill1746there is! its call non-consensual p*rnography, and is very illegal.

[@judaswasametalhead]

​@@alextrill1746i'm pretty sure exposing corn in a public place is illegal

[@alextrill1746]

@@judaswasametalhead it depends on local laws and type of content. I'm fairly sure simply images of naked ladies are fine, as long as you are not demonstrating them to unwilling people. Like, you can be reading a Playboy while commuting, there are no laws against that in most of Europe.

[@FFM0594]

The German text says: You're only trying to get to work, but there are influencers in the train.

[@NankitaBR]

"Reaction to my style in Japan" Sorry to burst your bubble darling, bur thats the reaction to any foreigners in Japan. And yes, as a foreigner in Japan you do get some people staring at you every once in a while, specially if you go to the non-turisty areas (I've lived and studied there for a year, and I can attend to that). That has nothing to do with her style, just with the fact that she doesn't look Japanese. I got the same stares while I was there and I'm not someone very noticeable, I'm a very basic girl.

[@aliciax5854]

@jackdar1iipperVery good point

[@stannumowl]

Honestly I'll be surprised to see someone with red hair even here in Europe, where blonde people are not a big deal.

[@Hiro_7318]

The fact that 99% of what the vegan said about fish was factually incorrect makes it hilarious

[@Unhinged_Salmon]

6:40 Genius, I never knew gills were a lie. Maybe fish do have lungs

[@judaswasametalhead]

Well, the dipnois are a family of fish with lungs. They live in mangrova, costal swamps and muddy water, so it's not the kind you fish. It's literally the exception that confirms the rule.

[@Yurfavbrunettexo]

This is going to sound like w ton of bullshit but George has really helped me recently, ive fell into this sad state all the time because of my dad having mental health problems, and watching your videos really cheer me up and help me feel better. So i doubt you’ll see this, but you’ve saved me❤

[@aliciax5854]

Awe bless you, hope you’re doing well and enjoyed another dose of the world’s favourite George ❤

[@sarmadhabibkhan3036]

"If you thow a fish back in the water their lungs collapse" I'm sorry their WHAT collapse?

[@dyingscarlet]

25 minutes? You spoil us, George!

[@hannahw3090]

22:46 - for anyone wondering, it translates along the lines of "when you just want to go to work, but there's an influencer on your train"

[@maratonlegendelenemirei3352]

3:51 Give that man a pay rise today!!!

[@cr_chain]

Why

[@IagreewithDmitri]

We need a video of George reacting to cats

[@Kimthulu]

“Do you know who I am?" "Why? Did you forget?"

[@sj4vr]

24:49 -- reaction to my style in Japan -- they're only looking because of her hair. in Asia ginger hair is really rare to see around, seeing ginger hair to people in Asia is like winning the lottery to them in a way. it isnt her style that they're shocked by, if anything its entirely common to see that sort of style around parts of Asia (and everywhere else in the world ofc)

[@DominikSchwager]

Bowler hat guy doesnt have main character syndrome, he is the main character.

[@tøp4lyfe]

george with the fisheye lens is something i never knew i needed

[@jxrry_cxwbxll]

22:46 The caption is in German, the English translation should be : You just want to go to work, but an "influencer" stands in your way..

[@engineeredlifeform]

Remember, if you see a camera set up by 'an influencer' in public, it's your sworn duty to pretend not to see it, and knock it over.

[@chudwick6516]

"I can't order that big mac anymore... I'll go for the nuggets"

[@Liggliluff]

(20:33) And that guy is posing for the camera, really showing why they're looking. He has no interest in her.

[@LordFarKwadth]

18:25 to be fair the food is dirty because of his shit hand

[@guhada-1]

i really appreciate the girl who cancelled the date on the guy who wouldnt order her an uber. She saved him the cost of the uber, yhe cost of the date and the cost of dealing with her toxic personality

[@bannado5696]

16:51 Big Smoke went off the deep end

[@Lordbeefton_]

23:22 not the Jordan’s 😭😭😭

[@YoungLHProductions]

A 25 minute video? George you spoil us

[@yougoslavia]

I can relate to that guy who doesn't watch Tik Tok. I've never used Tik Tok either and the only people from there who I would recognise would be people who have a much bigger presence elsewhere like MrBeast.

[@wenterinfaer1656]

22:25 'Pov: you only want to go work, but an influencer is in your train'

[@hisfavworstnightmare]

i really hate it when people bully or abuse someone else for clout.

[@zero0bb]

16:52 is satire, thats the same dude who made i got court tommorow lmao

[@neonwired4978]

19:10 right, he making $500,000 a year when he was 23 and now he's doing this...what went wrong?

[@aliciax5854]

Fr lol

[@erglwrgl]

6:55 now this is the good type of "main character"

[@ItsJacobyay]

Crazy thing about the wheelchair pusher is he WAS going to be a NHL player

[@dnish6673]

Nah, he was in college hockey.

[@ItsJacobyay]

@@dnish6673 wow you’re right. I must’ve had an aneurysm and thought I finished the sentence😂😂

[@davymachinegun5130]

"Don't you know you're hurting animals?!" Same thing happens with smoking. Someone immediately goes "it causes cancer bro" like it's some obscure trivia they didn't know about. They can't comprehend the idea of someone being aware of a thing and simply not caring.

[@Elriuhilu]

I want to hug that cream cat and tell it that it's the best cat.

[@janJasenwa]

23:56 The thing about barefoot walking is that it is only good for you if you plan on walking around in places where the terrain is naturally bumpy like in nature. The reason shoes have arch support is because walking on completely flat ground is not what our feet evolved to do so we have to compensate with our shoes. So, if you're going hiking all the time, it's a great idea to invest in a pair of barefoot shoes! But for normal, everyday activities, going barefoot is gonna end up causing more harm than good

[@Its_Gh0st]

i get 3 days of snow days off school in a row AND new George video? a god really exists edit: 20:00 fun fact, they did get married and had kids

[@juicy342yt4]

They didn't, they were already married and bumped into each other while out

[@jakefitzsimons4245]

17:05 Big Smoke wildin!

[@Union_Jack_official]

ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN! CJ!

[@ECGgroup]

More likely the Japanese are interested because she's a red head. Not that I remember, but apparently when I was a baby we went to a Japanese wedding and a bunch of people wanted photos with me because I was bleach blonde at the time. It was just a novelty thing they didn't have in Japan.

[@ejm25]

george has officially 'stopped using twitter' for about the 12th time

[@Mud.lemons]

7:21, nah the punishment is just right because he not only put himself in danger but also others, he possibly could of derailed the tram had it hit him and the table caught under it funny

[@Real_Steve_Sharpe]

6:30 _"You throw them in the water and their lungs collapse!"_ Lungs are good for two things and two things only: absorbing oxygen from atmospheric air to replace built up carbon dioxide, and drowning. Fish do not have lungs; if it has lungs it is not a fish.

[@judaswasametalhead]

Dipnois are a family of fish with lungs. That's the exception to the rule.

[@user-fw7ik1tk2s]

For the one you could not read it said „I just wanted to go to work, but there was a influencer in my Train filming herself.“ hope I could help you also the language is german

[@startros]

22:51 "pov you just want to go to work but there is a influencer in your train"

[@eliedwards7693]

24:10 can you IMAGINE seeing someone walking round and seeing the dogs (feet) PHASE THROUGH the shoe like that im sorry thats so funny

[@MrReVersed]

Who would win? 1 billion Georges or one of every Pokémon?

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

1 George would solo

[@gack271]

George would absolutely destroy them in a fight

[@Nitehawkmk77]

I don't give a flying fudge tbh

[@Union_Jack_official]

Idk any pokemon

[@Nitehawkmk77]

@@Union_Jack_official I know Pekachu but that's it

[@marcogomez-pe6tj]

I missed watching your videos, its just so awesome to see a genuinely real person that doesnt fake being anything for clout.