Cursed Comments

[@mangokingxd]

Canonically, it’s shown in the original minions movie that they stayed in an ice cave from the 1880’s to 1969. So they didn’t serve hitler

[@Union_Jack_official]

They probably put that there just to put those memes to rest

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

That lore came out in that film

[@captainweekend5276]

But had they been around, they totally would have.

[@FlunkeyMonkey404]

the minions will find a way.

[@cuckling9031]

fun fact: in the movies they killed a total of 81 people

[@laurieharper1526]

George, I'm an old git of 70 and I think yours is one of the funniest channels on KZbin. Thanks for finding these gems for us. Still laughing about Peppa Pig's mum's only fans account.

[@teamburns]

Love this comment

[@barleduckgeo]

100th like

[@Patrik6920]

lol, whats a peppa pigs OF looks like? .. frying bacon crispy...

[@brickmann2089]

11:50 In one of Minion Movies it is shown that after serving Napoleon the Minions hid in some sort of ice cave until modern day. The Writers of the Minions movies probably anticipated that exact question.

[@Ebbie155]

yep they were very smart with that

[@veryepikhuman3958]

smart of them to do that. they foiled my plans of using minions as n4z1 imagery 😔

[@glarnboudin4462]

However, it DOES mean that the Minions have most likely participated in the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade.

[@seigeengine]

@@veryepikhuman3958 When did the facts ever stop you before?

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

I still like to think they served under Pol Pot. I mean there's just no other way to explain how much of a f*cking cartoon character that mofo was.

[@isobeljelbert]

George being out of focus for most of the video was my favourite part

[@grabble7605]

I thought it was my internet fucking about :x

[@mattbarber97]

It's genuinely fascinating that one typo makes George's brain unable to comprehend the sentence

[@hajidle]

It's either the autism or the dyslexia

[@eliedwards7693]

Wait what's it supposed to say

[@nejdalej]

The pole spins itself, but pole dancing is still a skill. You've still got to hold onto the thing as it spins. You need a whole bunch of upper body and core strength, to boot.

[@michaelkennedy8303]

So it doesn't just magnetise you to it hands-free? Wow.

[@python1972]

Also depending on what you're doing it doesn't always spin. Some tricks are harder to perform whilst it spins and in those cases the bar stops automatically spinning and becomes more flexible and slack allowing the dancer to control the speed.

[@manboy4720]

you got personal experience?

[@python1972]

@@manboy4720 Yes I do pole dancing for exercise purposes I have a core stronger than the earth

[@randomeyeliner]

Yes there is a pin in the pole, when it's in, it doesn't spin when it's out it spins. (I took a class, it does actually require a lot of upper body strength). Respect to the pros.

[@YuiWrong]

I love that this is the second video where George has showed that Furry Shades of Gay game, and also the second video where he has gone to look at gameplay for "research"

[@marcromain64]

Repression trauma is a real thing.

[@jessiejepps3475]

What was the first time??

[@YuiWrong]

@@jessiejepps3475 In the video "Sad Cringe" at 3:57

[@seigeengine]

We all wish we could experience things again for the first time. George gets to live like that, but it's for Furry Shades of Gay. What a Blessed man.

[@BenOcallaghan-ss6ez]

George seems like he sniffs flowers and sneezes

[@epicfail7874]

9:15 long time viewers will know this is the second time Memeulous has read this picture and looked up furry shades of grey

[@Union_Jack_official]

Convinced he just wants to browse that game lol

[@seigeengine]

Nothing wrong with some gay furry action.

[@emelieengstrom4274]

1:10 reminded me of when my parents got a 230,000 dollar hospital bill because I had to get an ingrown toenail removed. my parents said absolutely not and called the insurance company, who had said that they would pay since I'm an international student at a boarding school and therefore need insurance through my school.

[@DJVideso]

Stop making up lies

[@Discoballz8]

6:32 ACTUALLY !!! Some poles turn and some dont . Some can switch from static to spinning too ! The spinning ones are used in things like strip clubs because they make spinning easier . Static poles are used for the dance form since more dynamic moves can be performed on them .

[@JayCantDunk]

i’ve been watching your videos for so many years you really haven’t changed and i love that

[@Union_Jack_official]

In the 6th star wars movie, during darth vader's death you can hear blaster fire in the background. No rebels were on the death star at the time so that means it could only be stormtroopers killing eachother to get off before the explosion

[@william3750]

Me sitting here wearing an EEG machine and with several hundred euros worth of epilepsy medication having not had to pay for any of it and viewing a man who had to pay $100, 000+ just because he had a heart attack makes me feel pretty lucky not to be an American

[@Furiousgamer269]

L bozo to the guy lol

[@bannado5696]

0:18 I play Project Zomboid and I can say with absolute certainty I have no idea what he is talking about

[@adeadchannel4129]

Carbon monoxide is a gas that can form in your home that can give you headhaches and make your speech and jumbled.

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

You clearly haven’t unlocked the secrets yet then

[@acoloz1644]

Just wait. You’ll figure it out

[@ukyotheshinigami8881]

Man, the teletubbies lion and bear scared the living shit out of me when I was a child. I always thought I was the only kid that was afraid of that lmfao.

[@meagag_]

0:08 i play this game and i have 0 clue what they are on about

[@SeraphimHierarchy]

My jead hdurh, mighnrane

[@veryepikhuman3958]

my bad man, seems i added too small of a dose and all it did was hurt your head. dw next time i'll be prepared

[@manboy4720]

hi migraine, i'm dad!

[@SeraphimHierarchy]

I do not remember commenting this 😭

[@CalTheDelphox]

PROJECT ZOMBOID MENTIONED 0:17🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@virtual2288]

RAGHHHHH PROJECT ZOMBOID WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLEDGEHAMMER???

[@pizzaneapolitanXD]

​@@virtual2288WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? SEX OR LARGE BACKPACK?!?!?!

[@G36C-556]

Stamina has fallen, millions must walk

[@XavMarz]

RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥

[@SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF LOUISVILLE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lazy2335]

Project zomboid is just a zombie survival game. It's got really low poly graphics but it got really in depth gameplay and mechanics.

[@Wolfie54545]

I don’t know why hospitals do this, but nobody pays that money. Most of it is written off as losses, and then if you have insurance you pay even less. On top of that if you say you can’t afford it, hospitals are legally required to lower the price.

[@xayvionhicks1307]

Tax benefits if it's high

[@thomashughes9529]

8:20 does anybody recognise whos hair that is under the comment 😂💀

[@ahmed78yearsago70]

The only person who looked into an oven and smiled

[@FionntanRooney]

Bro I went to comment this then saw u did lol😂

[@lovesdramas]

Okay, the stripper pole thing isn’t true. Maybe in some cases it is, but even though I personally have never been to a strip club, I do know that pole dancing is an actual skill and art. REAL pole dancers have to train for years and usually even take special pole dancing classes to get it right. It’s actually pretty cool and isn’t always just a sexual thing either.

[@zackestin1368]

No, they always spin. Them spinning doesn’t mean controlling the spinning isn’t still hard. Gripping onto a spinning pole gracefully and controlling it is still a talent.

[@aspectacled7440]

In reference to 5:17 Discover cards start with 6. I know because I work in sales over the phone, American Express is 3, VISA is 4, Master Card is 5, and Discover is 6, those are the four cards the company I work at accepts.

[@piecewisefunctioneer]

To stop people sitting next to me on public transport, I get their eye contact and pat the seat next to you extremely eagerly. Using this method, even at the busiest of times I get at least 2 spare seats.

[@xQueenTx]

Yasss mask daddy has posted x

[@terrariums.]

I’ve watched this video twice now and I’m planning to do it a third time in a row - george your videos are immaculate I hope you know

[@KurtisHere_91]

I honestly don't think I've ever laughed this hard at a GeorgeM video Maybe it's because I'm off my meds today but it's still a very funny video

[@Ebbie155]

9:17 not anymore. you can finally private your games on steam. Finally!

[@KatastrophicNoodle]

Pussies. I'm going to play Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash and YOU'RE gonna know about it.

[@SantaClausJR2WE]

Is it weird that I looked at the image underneath the response comment at 8:20 and knew it was Adolf Hitler's haircut?

[@veryepikhuman3958]

not at all its very easy to tell its an image of our hero himself

[@lunarhonk5640]

​@@veryepikhuman3958🤨

[@maivaiva1412]

Ben Franklin browsing xHamster is S tier humor

[@Whipoutdabloxycola]

11:50 what about 2001

[@OBJACKTION]

ive played project zomboid an unhealthy amount of time and i still have no clue what that first comment was on about lol

[@jonnylong4441]

George admitting his true identity as Mummy Pig

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

A see through petrol tank is a good idea for a motorbike because they don't usually have a fuel gage. Glass isn't that fragile if you don't want it to be and it doesn't need to be glass either. If a pebble does fly off the road even if it isn't moving and you hit it at 60 mph the last thing you are going to care about is your bike getting damaged because that means it saved you from getting hit with a pebble at 60mph

[@Glegh]

Comments on this video wont be any better

[@sethhudson8596]

Finally a video with only high quality cursed comments.

[@xPoisonedStardustx]

1:09 work smarter not harder 2:00 oh.. no.. 4:33 I just spit out my apple 😭 7:04 SURE it’s the buddy 11:54 I agree with both

[@LordJambers]

11:43, if you knew your minions lore, you would know they were in the ice caves at that point, where they had been since napoleonic times, hitler was born and died while the minions were in the caves, get it right please.

[@Fog799]

The german troops passed almost through every point the french did back in 1815 they probably saw german troops And probably followed them

[@thedragonfox6699]

But then it's not fun

[@JamesLakin-lk6fj]

1:36 that is the best kind of meal. You know its probably gonna kill you but tis too good to not eat it

[@chloeanne5901]

These comments George is reacting to are vile I never had faith in humanity 🤦‍♀️🤢

[@uno_revers]

Just watched that "The Boys" scene :(

[@squarkii_]

what is it😭😭

[@hopefb]

@@squarkii_yk the ant man thanos theory? (up the behind and then grow bit to destroy him) that but he goes inside for fun time night activity and spits the guy in half after accidentally getting bigger

[@squarkii_]

@@hopefb oh!!

[@uno_revers]

​@@squarkii_ I do not recommend watching it ☹️

[@Anty_Praza]

​@@hopefbachoo

[@Katiesdumpingground]

3:53 I did not need stoned Garfield staring at me after that comment 😭

[@SimaNechápala]

A core memory unlocked after seeing the lion and the bear in Teletubbies. Nightmare fuel

[@mentaldavethefirst]

9:35. Standards! Giving the right kidney would be wrong.

[@Ashley-qh8ud]

I play project zomboid and I genuinely think the first person has gone insane

[@Mazzaspazza]

I once saw a comment on the hub saying that the girl in the video was his girlfriend and he didn’t know about it 😭😭

[@xfreja]

dawg is exposing himself in this comment 💀

[@Oaktree000]

We all know the scariest thing in the teletubbies is the hoover.

[@envymordecai4429]

2:01 I’m really hoping he’s talking about the other picture in that post, of the same girl on her 23rd birthday showing off that her goth make up was never a phase.

[@slowly-but-eventually]

But also, this could be a 13yo posting.

[@Gymtoshi]

6:32, I found this out when I was 19 through experience with some friends 😂

[@SparkykrapS]

Project zomboid is a top-down isometric open world survival game based off of a zombie apocalypse. I would recommend it.

[@bonniecopeman2260]

We need part 2 😂

[@flameflox]

No way I was playing this video in the background as I am playing Project Zomboid

[@stinkyflour5924]

George, if you were a real Minions fan, you would know they were in a cave with ice during the 1940s

[@se4307]

The Numbertaker is the scariest thing on kids tv.

[@asdatrollys8944]

As someone whose mum was a childminder, I am sad to say that I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every Peppa pig episode multiple times. Mummy pig is a firefighter.

[@Vbuck_samuel]

Mummy pigs profession is not a firefighter, she is a volunteer firefighter. Her actual job is an author.

[@luparker8360]

Trim looking fresh mr meemulous 😁

[@mrsejd3446]

2:00 there was a second photo where she was older but still a goth

[@nimbob19]

she was turning 15 in the second picture brudda

[@mrsejd3446]

@@nimbob19 aight, nevermind then

[@Fredingo92]

The bear and the lion from that teletubbies episode haunted my dreams

[@Iaminpain-le3wo]

btw, the boys reference was the scene with termite.

[@alexpark3408]

i have been looking everywhere for this comment. thank you.

[@shutefup6259]

i love how all the newest comments are kids telling george that the minions were in a cave in 1947

[@James-ju4gj]

I play Prozect Zomboid and can confirm it makes no sense

[@hannahemily7563]

No fucking way my mother is the one that said my husband would pick me up like a bowling ball HAHAHAHAHHA I’m showing her this right now of course she gets recognised by memeulous and not me

[@MarcelKędziora-w7r]

Fun fact: most of these comments there are "haha xxx now laugh"

[@unitedstatesofamericareal]

actually pole dancing poles can be locked in place or spin around, depends on the dance.

[@PilkDrinker-ip5dp]

9:59 pls someoen explain

[@nocamak1186]

urethra

[@joshuaconnall4237]

11:40 they didn’t consider him evil because they agreed with him

[@alexxpie_]

that teletubby video scared me so badly i still absolutely hate it

[@Imidentifiednow]

12:16 the birb is higher then when he flew above a plane 💀

[@bjarulez]

You should definitely stay back from a lorry tractor unit, the front bit without the trailer, they can stop on a sixpence as they have brakes necessary for stopping massive loads but they weigh nothing in comparison

[@whimai412]

I feel bad for anybody that gets the "Skyrim lock method".... Oh dear D:

[@seigeengine]

When you get the alignment wrong and snap off your finger inside.

[@whimai412]

@seigeengine XD

[@rachels6808]

7:40 omg, I saw a clip forever ago and it is BURNED into my mind forever! It was a retextured mod for different locks on chests, doors, treasure loot boxes, all of that. The falmer chests were, um, exactly what it looked and sounded like. Really fucking gross.🤢

[@TiredVillian]

Why are these comments so cursed? People scare me. ('-_-)

[@veryepikhuman3958]

i must agree, people are scary, i have a few solutions. though ive been told to keep quiet as it may aliken me to a man who was mentioned 3 times in this video.

[@BenD47]

Project Zomboid is a game, haven't played but I want to, looks cool

[@HeartbeatCN]

George definitely pictured the girlfriend or mom dilemma after reading it. Poor guy.

[@hayhayswanboat]

The absolute tragedy of this missed opportunity is devastating. OnlyHams

[@asiadaoverachiever]

The carbon monoxide thing might stem from when you are exposed to it, you began to become confused and tired

[@jamesgrant5405]

for the project zomboid thing its asking about the health menu ingame

[@MrReVersed]

George, you have already looked at Furry shades of gay, but good save to excuse you looking at it

[@grabble7605]

12:21 That's Big Bird on bath salts. He made up Garibaldo to cover his ass when the pics got out.

[@Yos115]

I've seen the boys but didn't get the reference. Can someone explain please?

[@roro7874]

STRIPPER POLES CAN SPIN AND BE STATIC, SO YES SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY TALENTED AT POLE

[@evaammx]

1:16 see, my dad was smarter. he had a heart attack and lived, but because we have free healthcare the hospital trip didn't cost anything - not very cool of him to have the heart attack in the first place but yk what i mean

[@RoastedCharly]

the project zomboid one is complete gibberish, got no idea what hes on about lol

[@DomhnallMolloy]

Early also projest zomboid is a game set in the apocalypse he is prolly asking how to eat a d drink

[@zappgl]

3:35 the Chris-Chan strat

[@veryepikhuman3958]

i hate that i didnt even have to check which post you were referring to

[@Timetravellingcrusader]

Now Mr beast is being investigated for cannibalism and child stuff

[@certifiedslimer]

the first guy with a mental issue was probably either having problems loading a save game after a certain time threshold (never heard of that happening before" or having problems drinking and eating in the game (or he's fucking dense)

[@mortsartstudio9403]

The most jolting digital footprint

[@VanessaCarter-cr6qq]

I saw an angel eat a child......... that sounds like something out of one of Nick Cave's bizare/ morbid novels

[@TheodoreSharrock]

Bruh tell me where it is on the video

[@charles-pn5uf]

11:50 I looked it up. They were trapped inside a cave when Hitler was in power

[@grabble7605]

3:47 ...I hope his mom reads that.

[@captainhindsight6994]

You should keep the slightly out of fovus shots of you, dunno, with the video title i felt its fitting

[@Bo-dw3eh]

Gee golly George! These comments sure are cursed! Wowza!

[@millo7295]

A.I art and NFTs will probably last for as long as the internet lasts That's right, men We need to shut down The Nexus

[@SarahGriffiths1994]

Not me getting fully triggered at the end of this video...that lion and bear are the stuff of nightmares

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

I play Project Zomboid frequently, and I have no idea what that person is asking.. maybe they had a bug where they drank something and their save got corrupted or something..

[@RB.Reloaded]

12:39 haha bear goon

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

The meat in my feet hurts. Is it possible to wring out and meat tenderise? Thanks.

[@althiist]

Oh my god the telitubbies animal kingdom gave me nightmares as a kid when it’s like I’m the bear I’m the bear with brown ass fuzzy hair 😂