Minions: The Rise of Gru is pretty dumb...

Your favorite banana-loving Minions are back and they have a new boss! Let's take a look at Illumination's latest goldmine and see what I think worked and what I think didn't!
Minions: The Rise of Gru is the latest installment of the Despicable Me/Minions franchise that follows our heroes on a quest to saving their new found boss.
00:00 Opening Skit
00:57 Intro
2:15 Commentary and Review
15:53 Verdict
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[@beaniiebrian]

Been trying to upload this video for nearly a week now but Universal Studios just keeps taking it down. It's been annoying but hopefully this one stays up. Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed your stay! Have a great day and a great life and I'll see you all next time! follow me on TWITTER: @beaniiebrian :)

[@henxiukba2715]

I don’t think the movie is dumb, I think it’s cool and amazing

[@laurynrogers9763]

Can you review Spiderwick, George of the Jungle, or honey I shrunk the kids please????

[@surilee1790]

39 likes let me fix that. Now it 40 likes

[@wolfpro2370]

Bro this movie is not that bad I watched this in theaters and it was way more better than lightyear you sir are nothing but a rotten hater

[@DryptosaurusDavid]

I hate this movie!

[@gelato9630]

You're not wrong, Vector IS supposed to be significantly younger than Gru. I don't know why they made them the same age here

[@petergriffin-tu6ug]

i know why because they dont think they dont think things through ._.

[@thegayghost872]

Laziness

[@petergriffin-tu6ug]

@@thegayghost872 you are correct

[@vivianvazquez8520]

Nah he just used the power of MAGNITUDE to go back in time

[@Gabriel__Marques]

My headcanon is that Vector is actually a clone line to be a perfect villain and the banker only says his is son to not have anyone trying to copy his MAGNITUDE.

[@lily1530]

It's actually impressive how Beanie remembers tiny details from the first Minions movie and use it just to bash this one 💀

[@espectadora4812]

14:15 parodying the battle scene in Endgame but with the Minions is actually not that bad of an idea tbh that would've been hilarious lol

[@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003]

I hope they will do that in Despicable Me 4

[@suspiciousstar7547]

Tell me why the opening skit is so accurate 😂. But for real, as much as the Minions franchise is described as a "cash cow" I enjoyed it WAYYY more than Lightyear. I love both the Despicable Me and Toy Story franchises but dang, Lightyear was such a mediocre spinoff. I was bored out of my mind while watching that movie. It wasn't horrible but it also wasn't good. At least Rise Of Gru was actually fun to watch and I actually liked the main new dynamic in the movie (Gru and Knuckles).

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Yes my favorite duo, evil Phineas and an enchilada

[@suspiciousstar7547]

​@@lylelylecrocodile2538 That "evil Phineas and enchilada" joke though😂 -

[@AscendedEmperor]

@@suspiciousstar7547 Knuckles went from appearing in Sonic to appearing in Rise of Gru truly sad.

[@meooooooooooo]

@@lylelylecrocodile2538 "evil phineas"

[@PritiSingh-xd7yn]

I like all the scenes in with only gru no minions

[@CatsAreAwesome146]

7:48 no other content creator has the guts to put this kind of thing in the video and I love it

[@heteichi1890]

the deliver for "are you sure? they might be down in all the rubble" was so good 😂

[@badbatchbricks8431]

The opening skit tho

[@LilBigJo7731.]

Agreed Like jeez lewis

[@dragonfruit6532]

It was both terrifying and glorious at the same time. Glad to see Disney suffer like that.

[@johnt7530]

I just have to say, you are doing incredibly well for yourself. I'm really happy for you and I'm glad your videos get traction. You put so much effort and editing and time into all of these and I just wanted to say thank you for all your hard work. You deserve all the love you and your vids get with the amount of effort you put into everything. Keep it up my dude!

[@beaniiebrian]

Thank you so much ❤

[@joshlow265]

@@beaniiebrian so true, keep it up man. A little refining and hard work and you could be a huge hit.

[@crackheadradar7803]

@@beaniiebrianfr I’ve been binging ur videos you’re mad funny fr

[@wangli1737]

I read somewhere where they say Illumination has mastered mediocrity and I 100% agree, they pretty much know how to make movies that you just end up saying "Eh." and they're fine with that But the mario movie looks dope lmao

[@CarrieTooTired]

manual claims suck but that word wall made me cackle 💀

[@xraxia0120]

damn, that stricking text at 7:20 was personal lmao

[@thequirkdealer7353]

When the nun rose up into the light I lost it XD

[@moonmun]

Okay, that nun part actually got me xD

[@dontforgetyoursunscreen]

10:07 in a video someone created the vector grimwalker theory saying modern vector is original vector's clone

[@theanimationstation8778]

It was schafrillas I think

[@itsriri-rocks]

Either Otto died between this and the first despicable me or illumination went (ok we need a new minion because the others are getting old and we need a new minion to merchandise so let’s make him big and have braces because kids will love that) on a serious note I liked Otto I didn’t have a problem with him I thought the movie overall was good I always loved the despicable me franchise since I was very young also you have some of the best commentary I ever seen😂

[@briarbeautyfan]

Minions are immortal tho

[@muddashucka9743]

With how many minions there are, it's entirely possible that he was in the other movies, just hidden in the background or off-screen.

[@itsriri-rocks]

@@briarbeautyfanoh I forgot about that 😅 then my other point stands

[@itsriri-rocks]

@@muddashucka9743off screen then cause I have never seen him in the despicable me franchise until this movie and I was hooked on this Franchise

[@chloe8140]

​@@itsriri-rocks maybe he was sent to the moon

[@jacobramirez5432]

8:49 danm that's a good impression of Gru

[@deanw.3962]

I found your channel randomly like six months ago and I absolutely love your content :)

[@MontycelA]

How do you live in so many countries that I don’t recognize

[@butter_chicken883]

It’s amazing how great the quality of your vids are and it’s obvious how much love and effort are put into each of them. It’s ridiculous how underrated your channel is and I love seeing it grow.❤

[@camheclutch1]

i have to agree that the plot was kinda weird, but the crazy humour and farm animal kick-ass scene made up for it for me xD

[@ghostgirl7089]

Bruh I was just watching your Vivo video again and went to see when you last upload was then I saw this! :0 perfect timing i say

[@beaniiebrian]

Coincidence? I think not 🤔

[@ghostgirl7089]

@@beaniiebrian bro your watching my screen how u do that-

[@joshlow265]

@@ghostgirl7089 he's a wizard

[@redbear6778]

I just hope the Mario movie won't be as half-assed as most Illumination movies.

[@CommiePie]

Spoiler alert: fantastic!!

[@maya_mae3565]

"THEY WANT TO MAKE A SPIN-OFF" 🤣

[@ragnarlion9008]

"Animinion" is such a good Minion marketing name I'm shocked it's not real 😂

[@lasercraft32]

Otto probably doesn't show up in the other movies because the other Minions murder him off-screen because of how annoying he is.

[@kingiwakes_official]

Let's see what Illumination's Mario Movie has to offer

[@bear_Zz]

LOL that opening skit was hilarious

[@aneirinchang6247]

HE"S BACK!!

[@Hepheat75]

It's great to see your channel growing the way it is, keep it up and you should be one of the tops.

[@rocketman437]

With the recent success of The Mario Movie, the opening skit aged very well.

[@BigFanOfManyThings]

I wanted to see more of Gru’s mum in the movie. It’s established before that she is also into villainy, and in this movie she learns her son’s been kidnapped, why doesn’t badass mother love come in the finale to get her boy back!?

[@Snakles08]

How does this guy not have a larger following!? Keep up the great work!

[@makermaker9751]

the opening skit omg 😭

[@birdybathtime389]

The one thing that annoys me that isn’t minion related, but it’s in like every movie that has a Chinese dragon. They always have a fire breathing Chinese dragon, when in reality they breath water. But every movie freaking does this. But this movie is ok, not gonna go watch it but it’s ok

[@gatchafnaf2789]

They could make the dragon breath high presure water, or boilling water .

[@escala8559]

Vector being the same age as gru in the first movie, honestly makes it funnier.

[@markymar]

I wanna say this here that the first minute of the first minions movie was the best part of both movies.

[@JustinTalks2Much]

Don’t you dare say this cinematic masterpiece is a 5/10!

[@Ahdna_45]

Ok I'ma be honest it was funny but boring and plain the villains were ok but it's definitely not a cinematic masterpiece but puss in boots is a cinematic masterpiece.

[@JustinTalks2Much]

@@Ahdna_45 both movies are a cinematic masterpiece

[@Ahdna_45]

@@JustinTalks2Much no one is just genius marketing and the other is a cinematic universe

[@cooper6218]

idk about you but i absolutely love it when he goes nitpick mode like in 15:05 lmaooo

[@vincebateman-lee4599]

"these questions are lingering in my mind and i feel less useful to society" bruh 😭

[@carlosmattessich3883]

Better than the 1st minions movie

[@subneilycrespi7686]

Who wouldn't agree

[@avahamlet9661]

Yo I thought wild knuckles was gonna get the stone and turn into something actually badass but I guess not. Also the snake was pretty dope, the tiger could’ve been cooler… my expectations are just for pure cool…ness like I mean I guess Puss and Boot fulfilled that but still I mean still…

[@thereel1_real]

Dude, your humor genuinely sends me. It just comes out of nowhere!

[@mmmbhss3468]

I really appreciate your reviews, seen your channel from a while and I am a fan.

[@rpmguy648]

The worst part of this movie is definitely the villain. The villains in the other movies were so fun and unique, but Belle Bottom barely got any screen time.

[@SomethingHere357]

Anytime you upload it feels like a holiday :)

[@Pewie.]

They had to have someone take their death because someone dying is too sad for illumination

[@RykerLamond]

7:58 crap you violated him

[@TobyAFK]

love your content

[@sssaniyah620]

These are so funny do "school for good and evil" next! 😂(just came out)

[@johnkingbad]

Brian has uploaded. This day is glorious.

[@BeefFries]

I can't be the only one who thought the rabbit minion looked horrifying when it got mad lol

[@TJ_Maf15]

conspiracy theory: otto died before despicable me 1 because he isn't seen until minions rise of gru

[@Mostly_Roblox]

I did some thinking (for once) and I just don't understand why the Vicious 6 betray Wild Knuckles, I just don't get their motivations in that scene

[@cdangelo1843]

They said it’s because he’s old and it’s time for the new generation of villainy.

[@Mostly_Roblox]

@@cdangelo1843 but still, that decision seems to have virtually no benefit

[@Vox.im_not_awake]

The minions rise of gru has the most BASIC villains and the only one with ACTUAL personality is wild knuckles and he's BECOMES THE GOOD GUY, that's when you know your movies are relying on the first movie. That movie would have been better if they put a tiny bit of time into it. BUT THIS IS THE MINIONS FRANCHISE WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT BEING GOOD? 😁

[@randomistough0]

how dare you. minions rise of groo is da movie of all time. it's so that I'd wanna watch it 69 times a day. my favorite part is when he says "it's minions 2 rise of gruing time" and starts its minions 2 rise of gruing all over the place

[@donkey7922]

What the fuck does that even mean? I'm not sure if you're complimenting the movie or making fun of it.

[@Lateinwonderland]

Personally there was one thing I want to mention that upset me the most out of this movie. And that is why didn’t the use the last three zodiac, I was pretty disappointed to see all the hype about them and then to have them not use all 12. Like why go through all the trouble to make them a basically main plot point just to not use all of them, it was annoying to me. And one thing that I have on a Otto theory is that maybe because he wasn’t in the 1st movie is because he found and went off with that motorcycle guy? Because I’m pretty sure it’s cannon that the minions can’t die.

[@ProfessorSlimSlam1988]

bro illumination being portrayed as the Riddler a demented psychopath is the most fax thing ever

[@noahcarpenter68]

Can you review league of superpets?

[@Ricky-qp5rn]

nah rise of gru peak fiction a strong 10/10

[@DanielKariuki-er5gi]

8:45 (Gru accent) HELP ITS UNIVERSAL TRYING TO KIDNAP ME THEY WANT TO MAKE A SPIN-OFF!

[@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003]

I wonder what spin-off they will make

[@Lacroyx_Harris]

Our prayers have been answered 🙏

[@camheclutch1]

i think chicken stuart is my new spirit animal-

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

what else were you expecting at this point??

[@camheclutch1]

i paused the video to see the part that brian was mad at illumination for and read all of it xD

[@wigyas]

you weren't ELEGANT enough to understand this work of art.

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Another great video

[@saralily0977]

5:19 toys 5x

[@cheesypeep]

I’m watching this tomorrow and if I hear one god damn hate speech on the minions themselves I’m deleting the app!!!!

[@CatsAreAwesome146]

Illuminations set out to do basically what they did here, props to them

[@crypticdoesmappingterribly]

Agreed

[@ymodnar]

minions the rise of gru is honestly a much better film than lightyear imo also the movie is very good in illumination standards imo

[@carlbrown1000]

I didn't even notice Auto was a new minion. And i watched this movie.

[@subneilycrespi7686]

His name is Otto

[@Xkshcube]

Overall the movie was actually good! I just think it would be more better if the whole army of minions came When the vicious six turned into big animals 10/10

[@daj_music123]

2:24 Illumination's joke = 0.00000000/10 🤮🤮🤮

[@cliffordchatman2700]

The batman opening is funny

[@xguy2950]

Active shooter near you💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 (if you get the reference)

[@theutimategamingchannel4742]

7:51 lol

[@KingJupiter]

I wore a full suit to go to that movie, and spilled en entire sprite on it while in the Lobby

[@somepersonskywalking5350]

I watched the movie last year with my grandma, cause it’s a kids movie. I think the animation is good, the humor is funny at times (atleast for me), but yeah the plot… I’ve never watched any of the movies for the plot (atleast the newer ones).

[@JJJacko123]

About the thing at the start even with all that turning the logo into the word minion people still think Disney made the minions

[@cdangelo1843]

WHAT? People think DISNEY made the Minions?

[@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003]

8:51

[@funnyraptor3528]

Theory The minions killed auto

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Personally, I'd choose wet garbage, because at least it's not bodily excrement.

[@Duck_with_grapes55]

11:27 I hate this shot so much they look ugly as hell which is why there’s fire around them also that kung fu bullshit they used to defeat the vicious 6 makes absolutely no sense why are op now for no reason

[@subneilycrespi7686]

My 4th favorite illumination

[@billyboy9890]

If you factor in my vector grim walker theory

[@lildinosaur8856]

Auto is not in the later films ... because the other minions Shaped one day and *KILLED HIM*

[@subneilycrespi7686]

HIS NAME IS OTTO

[@thickskinned521]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@vincebateman-lee4599]

How do you even come up with these intros? 💀

[@aynsleyyost5168]

You should do despicable me it’s good

[@PocketRocketPlayz]

The rise of gru was pretty bad because of the plot it was really bad and did not make sense

[@subneilycrespi7686]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WHAT

[@projp9057]

But ok over all

[@DanielKariuki-er5gi]

0:55 ............... the nigga's fine.

[@palerider1137]

My biggest issue with this movie is why the hell would you cast Danny Trejo, Dolph Lundgren, and Jean-Claude Van Damme and not give them any lines? Lucy Lawless i can understand after recently watching the Ash vs the Evil Dead series

[@JJc.420]

He would have been 8 not 3

[@TJ_Maf15]

if vector is a decade younger than Gru and Gru is eleven 11-10=1 so no he wasn't in his dad's balls

[@DryptosaurusDavid]

I hate this movie personally and with a fiery passion. So this video is something for me.

[@Anikathewolf]

I didn’t like the movie either, I honestly enjoyed the first one

[@blueflare3848]

I haven't watched this movie, and I doubt I will. I'm so sick of the damn minions. They were at least tolerable in the first movie, but the more popular they got the more annoying they became. Now they're just extremely overrated.

[@Anikathewolf]

@@blueflare3848 honestly the minions are kinda annoying, people will probably disagree with me but I thought the minions movie was pretty funny and despicable me 1 and 2 but I didn’t enjoy despicable me 3 or minions the rise of gru

[@briarbeautyfan]

@@blueflare3848 the minions aren't that bad tho yeah they may be overused but they're likable and funny characetrs

[@subneilycrespi7686]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT/TTTTTTTTTTTTTT WHAT

[@koridoors6902]

🤣🤣

[@shockmaster0792]

I never watched it because the snake and the dragon were evil… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . …I’m not unwilling to admit that was a stupid reason but I still feel fine that a missed it

[@mmmbhss3468]

Sus

[@wiltonbaker-qm2od]

You and @alexmeyers should definitely collab

[@neopum1892]

8:25 I personally think *toddlers* fit more with "Satan in a little man's body" but that's just me 🤷‍♀