The Nuttiest Nutcracker is the WORST Christmas movie EVER

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 🎅
So I just watched the dumpster fire known as 'The Nuttiest Nutcracker', and..well...it wasn't that good.
Released on 1999, 'The Nuttiest Nutcracker' is simple a retelling of the classic 'The Nutcracker' story but with a twist--it's horrible. Let's go hand-in-hand to see if this really is the WORST Christmas movie EVER.
Kinda wanted to have some fun for this one. I wanted to try a commentary review for a movie that's universally known to be bad and see if I could clown around a bit.
Thanks for watching 🍯
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The Nuttiest Nutcracker
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[@beaniiebrian]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎅 Kinda wanted to try and have fun with some very obvious bad movies, so here we are. Hope you guys enjoyed, I know I did!

[@briggsyuyi7603]

I found your videos from a comment section when you only had 30 subs and ever since I've loved them. I remember when you posted your first video

[@freecreditreport.combaby]

you should make one about encanto

[@SHLYMEI]

thats crazy youre actually funny good luck pal bro you finna blow up

[@imliterallygarfield]

ah yes, the perfect thing to watch at 2 am a day after christmas

[@beaniiebrian]

I like being ✨ fashionably late ✨

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent_J]

Yes

[@Fandomtabulous]

i never saw the movie but are her parents not going to wonder where that strange grown man came from?

[@Magnetismosis]

The studios explanation just MaGIc YyaYaay

[@creativekitsune1298]

This was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life. Thank you so much. It made my day.

[@voidchild3388]

I concur. I laughed for ages

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

I clicked on this thinking it was the Barbie nutcracker movie. I’m not disappointed

[@silentrobin9234]

okay i know this might be really unpopular but i loved Reginalds opening song

[@c.lineofficial]

3:46 I've seen the video that says that 😬😬😬

[@Dancing_One-One]

POV: U actually watched this as a child... :(

[@kellymacias7340]

This is a Barbie in the Nutcracker, but degraded because they can never be Barbie...

[@Hinatachan360]

Oh Lordy, the VA for the Nutcracker Prince is Cam Clark, aka the voice of Leonardo from TMNT in the 80s. 😆😆😆

[@_._._._lilith_._._._4658]

Same reaction finn 😂😂

[@itzel1942]

ZAMN 😍 DID YOU SEE THE DUMPY ON THE PRINCE AT THE END 😍😍😍 SNIFFED MY SCREEN

[@J05HY237]

This movie is so trashy and boring I got bored of watching this

[@J05HY237]

You working on Encanto yet?

[@Freezebattler]

7:15 🤣

[@iclumsi5904]

what... what did you expect??? XD

[@Solar_2.11]

my crisismas was good hope urs was too 👌

[@RayyanAhmedFuture]

hE'S sO neGatIvE

[@felixchaplin]

8:09 "You mean to tell me that an actual human being was genuinely in love with a 7 inch toy?" It happens more often than you think

[@urtipicalt-poser1929]

Really?

[@peaxxx21]

oh my gosh we ain't talking about a nut cracker no more are we

[@vraspus]

@@peaxxx21 No. No we arent.

[@justkay233]

@@peaxxx21 depends on the definition

[@FernandoMazzo175]

w e e b s

[@liambeatoctave8188]

"you didn't have to animate him climbing the ladder like that" LMFAO

[@starthefrakkfangirl6094]

It feels like a mix of FoodFight, The Barbie movie and VeggieTales. The Villain's song sounds like a rip off of Ratigan's song from the Movie: The Great Mouse Detective. Edit: I love these properties I just mentioned (except for FoodFight), no need to feel insulted.

[@Ollie_the_Possum]

At least Barbie and VeggieTales movies had a good plot 🙄

[@justkay233]

i feel like comparing this movie to barbie, veggietales, and the great mouse detective is a huge insult but i also definitely agree with you

[@jamesrosswell1677]

the immediate panic i had when he pointed out the grandpa nut was kidnaped not too long ago,movie totally forgot about him 💀

[@TopHat2375]

I remember watching this movie as a kid and for the longest time I thought it was a fever Dream until I found the VHS for it. Man was this weird

[@graceccano]

I watched this movie as a kid and I loved it! hahaha I know it looks horrible, but it was December 31st of the year 2000, and my family was getting ready to celebrate the New Year while my sister and I were watching this movie while eating panetone and drinking hot chocolate. It's so nostalgic. I also loved the songs hahaha Like, I know it's bad, but I'm almost reaching my 30s and this movie just takes me back to a time when everything was simpler.

[@sketchysketches381]

Is that Jimmy Neutron's voice I hear for Marie? After a lil research this voice cast has some voice actors that have a lotta decent work under their belt and this might have been some of their earliest work. Gotta start somewhere ig

[@horakhtythecreator6911]

Yep that’s Debbi Derryberry. There’s other great voice talent involved (sadly) in this thing too like Jim Cummings, Cam Clarke, Tress MacNeille, and Jeff Bennet

[@pretendthatbeaulumydoesnte4324]

Worst gift for christmas lol

[@beaniiebrian]

To be fair, we all deserve this punishment

[@ceaslug9791]

9:00 “now here’s a weird scene” wait you mean to tell me this whole movie gets weirder *screams*

[@ultimateships]

I honestly can’t wait if he’s able to do his review on Disney’s, “Encanto”. I honestly think it’s possibly one of Disney’s best animated MUSICAL movie! That’s not to say, that it’s the best, but in my opinion, it’s all I’ve been watching on repeat, due to the songs, quality, smooth animation, graphics, and back to the first point, the actual addictive songs that could and can genuinely be played on repeat. Just a suggestion, if you’re able! Honestly think you should review the songs in the movie, as i believe that would be interesting to hear your thoughts and commentary. Also, been loving your content, I’m surprised I haven’t found you sooner!

[@amandawall-1476]

He 100% saw this comment cause he basically said everything you just did!! 😂

[@R0ZUUU]

Low budget Barbie’s brother really be lookin like Dio (except he just got road rollered)

[@texasfan7683]

this channel is underrated tbh

[@DDRWakaLaka]

"women and citrus first" is a hysterical line and i will die on this hill you are tasteless

[@mareeeedensos6348]

9:56 *You've "hip-hipped" your last "hurray."*

[@maroona_blue]

You should make your next review be about Encanto, I think I'd like to see your take on it!

[@vallaby2042]

Well the editing is easily the highlight of this channel, so just imagine all the memes he'd create when showing Abuela's greatest bitch moments!

[@maroona_blue]

@@vallaby2042 lol absolutely

[@amazing7761]

He now has one uploaded!

[@maroona_blue]

@@amazing7761 I know- that's why I enjoy watching smaller channels. It's always nice to support them and you feel like you're actually a part fo the channel and not just one person in like 1 million

[@ember1901]

Why'd I think this was a barbie movie......

[@boysthatslay]

Same💀

[@vallaby2042]

4:34 JESUS CHRIST Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone hasn't aged well!!!

[@smokey8472]

Your commentary cracks me up. I love it so much!

[@sapofazbemechaebom1594]

DUUDE you're the only guy I heard the past few months that made me burst out laughing like a drain like, I don't think any other review channel made me feel that hysteric with their videos, and you can do it with EVERY SINGLE POST of yours thank you, really really thank you

[@acorneroftheinternet4179]

-wait, who the hell tried to ripoff the masterpiece that is Barbie in the Nutcracker? oh, nvm, it came out 3 years before it

[@Annikalovetokeepmesafe]

HAHAHAHAHHA I KNOW IT JUST LOOKS SO SIMILAR!

[@roundface9868]

Bro you to funny for KZbin my guy keep up the good work:D

[@lunacelesteanderson]

i'm so confused how this channel doesn't have well over 5 million subscribers... and also so glad i'm here well before it reaches that number 😈😈😈 (

[@cheterry17]

welp this is a bad movie

[@CelestialYT.]

As soon as I saw the animation I was like nope They are very bad and animating

[@midnightmakesart]

I swear I've never seen this movie, but it somehow looks familiar I hate it.

[@v3ndali]

4:36 I CANT I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER HOLY SHIT 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@adam.n-steve]

This is basically budget Barbie and the Nutcracker

[@liam74015]

I have a feeling the algorithm gods are gonna bless you soon and to be honest, it would be well deserved.

[@masterseal0418]

"We come from the N U T."

[@santyicecreamboi3887]

I remember going into my local thrift store and seeing this play on one of the TVs and being slightly scared

[@caty2428]

Veggie tales rejects

[@laranovelletto8694]

This chanel is underrated, keep up my dude

[@justforfunentertainment7076]

I'd love to see a Klaus review this Christmas, it's a really good movie.

[@mollybinford5414]

5:49 🎶 OH DEAR LORD ITS A MUSICAL 🎶

[@Kristimilaa]

Funniest one yet, keep it up!

[@Dragonofyarn]

The fact that Marie and her brother are voiced by Jimmy Neutron makes this 1000x better

[@oksure4089]

1 thousand subs? I was only gone for 10 years, great job Beannie:D

[@CartoonsEveryone]

I actually had this on VHS as a kid, didn't really watch it that much.

[@LifeProjX]

8:09 "You mean to tell me that an actual human being was genuinely in love with a 7 inch toy?" Biggest missed opportunity for a joke....EVER! haha

[@TopHat2375]

Bruh your so underrated. This is hilarious and your editing is great

[@arby9768]

Please review Encanto

[@samankavoosi9594]

That uncle's name sounds like a dinosaur's name

[@macaronii8318]

15:37 I don't think that's his stomach

[@gossiperzoroark9629]

“You mean to tell me a human being was in love with a seven inch toy” :)

[@fairysgr8195]

THE WHOLE I WAS LIKE THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE THIS IS SO UNNECESSARY 😭😭😭😭

[@BigFanOfManyThings]

This movie makes the Barbie version look like Frozen!

[@thatonecatman3743]

There was this 2D nutcracker movie I saw once, and I get that they're all remakes of the same story but it was almost exactly the same!

[@tortugitaazul5084]

Love this video got me some laughs XD

[@mr.puppymustache3860]

I gotta say, I like watching movies with this old animation style. I don’t know reminds me about childhood.

[@jenniferbrown9567]

This is the Susiest movie I have ever seen

[@audreyeggroll7857]

He’ll never be my nutcracker my heart belongs to the Barbie Prince Eric

[@gfxb3177]

Is it just me, or do you sound like you have a filipino accent

[@Orion-ih5xl]

According to the about me page on their KZbin, yes they are from tehre

[@beyzakchn]

this movie completely looks like a parody of the barbie nutcracker movie if i remember right the plot is nearly tye same

[@Unknown_definitely]

Exactly what I was thinking this entire video

[@malakart1930]

Encanto?

[@eye41see92]

WHY AR YOU SO UNDERRATED

[@RubykonCubes3668]

Well fun fact for you, in Poland, this movie aired on tv more than once. XDD Hence why i got to see it on about every christmas when i was younger. I recently got to rewatch this movie thanks to yt, and to be fair, even as an adult, i can't help but enjoy this movie. It's a fever dream and it's outrageousely chaotic yeah, but it's definitly the whackiness and the cheesy humour that does it for me.

[@justkay233]

that asparagus looks creepily like a walmart brand archibald and i'm scared

[@cyberdyll]

Super underrated channel bro. Love you content already.

[@cyberdyll]

And your humor lol

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

For a 1999 tv movie, it could be a lot worse. On a scale of "Video Brinquedo" to "Pixar," I'd put this solidly in the Veggietales tier. There's a surprising amount of recognizable names in the cast too.

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent_J]

I’ve seen worse movies trust me

[@slimeboi9482]

I think you can improve a if you animate your characters in some parts and not just post your characters on the screen in majority, I like this style but some emotions of the video cannot express just with a image , and the animation can really help you to express in that parts

[@TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra]

This is a terrible movie its quite crap, there is just to much unnecessary actions The Rats song is not bad Grandpas capture was funny the rest is quite stupid You said she can easily escape her capture from the window but she is really high up not a gymnastic and there is a propeller so had good reason not jumping out of the window

[@chloecarmack5478]

Hysterical commentary as usual!! Keep up the good work 💙

[@valeriopastore7310]

I only know that during this video my poor brain screamed out to the Heavens "WTF?!?!" and then went flatline.

[@Waddledeezem]

f in the chat for grandpa nu- oh wait

[@Dunking-lf1wj]

Dude I think this is the third level of Hell Christmas specials and nutcracker in 3-D it is level nine I haven’t found anything on mobile 10 yet but The Christmas tree

[@clara9163]

K but like the voice actor of Marie sounds like maya from oki oki glitter force Who was also a horribly written character Makes sense

[@kitsunegaming87]

13:47 I think those 2 rats are a couple. Let’s be real with ourselves.

[@Declan1111]

gunna be honest the food fight movie is just as bad but the main hero of the movie has good movivation and kinda .Ake's sense but the graphics are the worst part of the movie

[@NeneChanne]

Doesn’t.. the prince already have a princes? Why is he into Marie!? 😂

[@luzperras728]

Merry Christmas 🎄 thanks for the laugh 😂

[@realpaperstarzz]

I mean... its not that far off... the nutcracker is a weird ballet

[@sourcanofwormssss]

Barbie and the Nutcracker was more enjoyable than this film

[@NeneChanne]

Really thought it was a Barbie movie from the thumbnail 😂

[@jimtheedcguy4313]

Is it just me, or does Marie sound just like Jimmy Neutron??!

[@devoteddesires8432]

11/10 movie tbh

[@171QA]

The Nutcracker Prince this ain’t.

[@HuntedFalconer]

This is a Barbie and the nutcracker knock-off with a weird twist

[@l0velycry452]

U deserve more subscribers, I love your style of commentary and humor. Allow me to casually binge all your videos~

[@rosedrawsstuff]

I subscribed when you had at least 910 subscribers. I come back, and see you have over 2.9K+. Hope to see you hit 10K+ in 2022!

[@mr.puppymustache3860]

I mean a lot of woman fall in love with 7 inch toys if you catch my drift