“There is no way to parry bullets with your fist” -Sun Tzu the art of war
@arcticflames69322 жыл бұрын
Facts
@AceMoonshot2 жыл бұрын
I thought he said, "你不能用手擋住子彈, 你 白癡." Same meaning though, I suppose.
@LocalSpeckOfDust2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P techno (I am a dumb fucking npc that doesn't even know to put a period after P) This is an impression if you didn't understand that
@Soliye.2 жыл бұрын
@@LocalSpeckOfDust hein?
@LocalSpeckOfDust2 жыл бұрын
@@Soliye. hein?
@KTK012 жыл бұрын
Y'all ever notice that all these karate movies, have the other person using karate. That karate shit don't work unless the other person is also using crouching red tiger suck each other off fury punch as well.
@chincrimson39702 жыл бұрын
Great name for a technique! Ty for todays laugh xD
@youcankillgod Жыл бұрын
look for up chinese theater, this will blow your mind.
@tonyattardo93504 ай бұрын
Machida and Wonderboy would like a word.
@ethan95662 жыл бұрын
Bro, I was waiting for an epic fight, but casey just pulls out his strap and goes bang bang.
@angeltzepesh12 жыл бұрын
Honestly this took a turn, but one of the best videos yet😂
@Comicscene.72892 жыл бұрын
Your video so good i forgot about Mike Tyson until you reminded it
@heheboy2032 Жыл бұрын
Bro I do Karate too and idk why this is actually pretty accurate compared to a lot of other karate movies and the only unrealistic part about this is the brutality karate is that brutal the most brutal is gets is a hard kick straight to the face . Also im a black belt in karate so um yes this is certified.
@northernsupernova14 ай бұрын
"A finger in the Bum" - Euron Greyjoy
@PabloSanchez-os4ig2 жыл бұрын
Here after title change
@yoyo-lm3vt2 жыл бұрын
8:46 I feel like there's a joke there, but I'm not dirty minded enough to find it
@GUYZEPPELIN2 жыл бұрын
Damn he clapped mike tyson
@Patisdead2 жыл бұрын
No not exactly
@ayoleman2 жыл бұрын
I already know how this ends at 4:25
@specopsplays666 Жыл бұрын
please tell us what movies you talk about
@Joaanasmith2 жыл бұрын
Shooting sensai with gun is most American thing to do
@bobrossfan4873 Жыл бұрын
kid named finger:
@koreygolden70062 жыл бұрын
ayo title
@pelululululu48302 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: The easiest way to to win a fist fight to to pull out a gun
@sleepy-c5v2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Ali-F12 жыл бұрын
@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow BRO 😭💀
@_vivat_10792 жыл бұрын
"Parry this you fucking casual"
@sleepy-c5v2 жыл бұрын
You can fight but this glock gon say goodnight
@rinzzart2 жыл бұрын
american moment
@Santisima_Trinidad2 жыл бұрын
Every single second of this is just "well, that escalated quickly".
@cookedpotato2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting every minute that passed by
@tetrasimplex32362 жыл бұрын
Somehow incredibly true
@Jinnox2 жыл бұрын
@@cookedpotato you
@nickolaseo4482 жыл бұрын
I broke the 666 likes lol
@arandomdude28282 жыл бұрын
R.I.P doggo, the only innocent character in this movie
@zero_s2 жыл бұрын
at least a fellow dog avenged it
@tiffanykim27732 жыл бұрын
What about Casey?
@nov1bxes2 жыл бұрын
Im alive, dont worry
@OsSpoon2 жыл бұрын
Didn't even watch the movie and I'm not going to watch this now that I know a doggo gonna die
@toyotahavehorspower40032 жыл бұрын
@@nov1bxes phew
@alabamaman13722 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story. Life is a game that no one wins. Use cheat codes.
@cyber_xiii3786 Жыл бұрын
@puteqx5155you win life when you enjoyed it
@AsterSkotos2 жыл бұрын
Tbh the ending is a lot more wholesome that anticipated
@furinick2 жыл бұрын
conclusion: violence is a question and the answer is always yes
@cannedsquasher59232 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure you understand what the word wholesome means. Personally, I don't think shooting someone in the head, and letting a dog rip someone's throat is particularly wholesome, but what do I know.
@AsterSkotos2 жыл бұрын
@@cannedsquasher5923 650+ people agrees with me, your opinion is invalid
@ZigealFaust2 жыл бұрын
@@AsterSkotos They don't "agree" they just saw a buzzword (wholsome) and their chimp brains proceeded to hit the like button. 650 opinions that mean less than @Canned Squasher's single opinion. Hilarious in a way.
@AsterSkotos2 жыл бұрын
@@ZigealFaust and here you are with nothing but your opinion nobody will see
@ambatubelo2 жыл бұрын
I get Clapped by your videos and i instantly enjoy it
@gigachad_60032 жыл бұрын
Bruh💀💀
@LitteralFed2 жыл бұрын
bro?
@gradybaker78322 жыл бұрын
Same
@bobbyfeet22722 жыл бұрын
Ayo
@troysgaming5292 жыл бұрын
Tf a yoo
@AwkwardDreamer2 жыл бұрын
Only thing that coulda been better was the joke/twist in this was that the original sensei could "kill people with one finger" and so when Casey was explaining to the class about how sensei died, he told them he killed him with "one finger". The trigger finger being the joke and that he wasn't lying.
@regionfuego6 Жыл бұрын
I thought that was the hole point, is why Casey put his finger inside the bullet wound. It was never a one finger kill, it was just a bullet
@AwkwardDreamer Жыл бұрын
@@regionfuego6 Maybe, I still like to think that it's because he killed him with one (trigger) finger XD so technically not a lie
@yassineeissa20462 жыл бұрын
The way he just pulled the gun out at the end just killed me
@robertanniford8687 Жыл бұрын
Like Sensei
@TheNitroG1 Жыл бұрын
Was this a quote from the sensei?
@Jeterfan9062 жыл бұрын
“The only thing you need to know about karate is guns beat karate. Every time” - Stan Smith
@r2020E2 жыл бұрын
would be even better if you add a bayonet or other blade attachment to the gun.
@MarloSoBalJr2 жыл бұрын
I am so happy someone thought of American Dad while watching this recap
@Tacitus_Kilgore_2 жыл бұрын
Remember to attack the shins
@johnmoore34352 жыл бұрын
Minute movies every title: CLAP CHEEKS SO HE CAN CLAP CHEEKS BUT HE STILL CLAPS CHEEKS
@Numbabu2 жыл бұрын
I would watch that video
@PotatoObliteratorGD2 жыл бұрын
MAN CLAPS CHEEKS AFTER CLAPPING CHEEKS
@ehee45442 жыл бұрын
Then gets his cheeks clapped (instantly enjoys it)
@prointernetuser Жыл бұрын
and the mystery of whether that means sex or murder is what keeps me coming back.
@ClipFilmProductions3 ай бұрын
LOL I KNOW RIGHT?!?! I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!! "Instantly enjoys it..." LOL 🤣🤣
@kirbymarchbarcena2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I can't help laughing when "Master Leslie" got shot to the head before the sparring begins.
@KingShado692 жыл бұрын
" her being a woman stops her from being a man" LMAO!
@kaylalyon70932 жыл бұрын
i cant believe he agreed with it
@captaincole45112 жыл бұрын
Based?
@oximas2 жыл бұрын
understandable, have a nice day
@zombieboss5178 Жыл бұрын
@@kaylalyon7093 well it is physically true, but not mentally, also the real reason she wasn't a black belt was cause she stopped someone from killing the main protagonist which means she showed weakness
@Jordangriggs972 жыл бұрын
"Zuckerberg becomes Jackie Chan and claps cheeks" Arguably a better title
@ClipFilmProductions3 ай бұрын
LOL Also, "instantly enjoys it."
@TheReaper5692 жыл бұрын
"he defeated all genders that exists" that is a great honour because he defeated infinite number of enemies!
@spumy_plughole11912 жыл бұрын
You spelled 2 wrong
@TheReaper5692 жыл бұрын
@@spumy_plughole1191 i agree but it was satite
@spumy_plughole11912 жыл бұрын
@@TheReaper569 hard to tell on the internet lol
@justsomekidthatsinfinitely70902 жыл бұрын
There are 2 sex’s but gender is how you perceive yourself and this varies between cultures fairly often meaning, not infinite, but more than 2
@TheReaper5692 жыл бұрын
@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 no.
@usernamealreadytaken93302 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story "Parry this you filthy casual"
@skittlesrlife57032 жыл бұрын
HA😂
@inkink95242 жыл бұрын
Bro i thought i was going to watch some wwe type of shit but ended up getting click baited by the thumbnail 😭
@BeansOnButter2 жыл бұрын
0:05 Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
@adrenolife14602 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story : a gun is always more powerful than martial arts
@oximas2 жыл бұрын
if you know how to use it
@behindyou68892 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: people in black clothes like they wear in this movie are actually considert the bad guys by people who do karate
@douglasbubbletrousers47632 жыл бұрын
Huh? Motorcyclists?
@TeenPerspektiva2 жыл бұрын
@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 lmfaooo
@alexanderelderhorst21072 жыл бұрын
What an asshole, that boss was incredibly friendly and understanding and he just skips work for 2 months, doesn't focus when he comes back, and then punches his boss in the throat. Not only would he lose his job, but if the dojo found out he is not using karate to keep calm, and rather is using it to intimidate and assault others, he would lose his belt and any right to practice the art again. It's disgusting how little he appreciates the boss here. That being said, at least he stopped a corrupt murderer. Yeah he should have been ARRESTED and CHARGED criminally, but what can you do? Also where the heck are the cops in this movie? There's literally been a bunch of murders everywhere and nobody has any CCTV set up anywhere?
@funnyfirefishfan Жыл бұрын
The cops do exist, they're just watching in the background with popcorn. What are they supposed to do? That guy's got a gun.
@casual_speedrunner14822 жыл бұрын
2:10 Guarantee you that exactly 0.0% of gun salesmen would ever say this. Partly because they want to make the sale and thus make money, and partly because that ain't even true chief.
@thisstupid7572 жыл бұрын
Exactly. And then in the end uses the gun to defeat an ultimate karate master, almost like maybe a gun is an ultimate equalizer?
@catiminiclergus5372 жыл бұрын
Well, that IS true, look at the statistics lol
@casual_speedrunner14822 жыл бұрын
@@catiminiclergus537 You say "statistics", I say "context". That's how they getcha, they never give you the context, they just give you the statistics so you think "gun bad gun scary". And that's why the saying goes, there's three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. Owning a gun doesn't make you more likely to commit suicide, it makes you more likely to commit suicide BY GUN. Gun owners have, on average, the same rate as any other person in the US. They say it's only "one trigger pull away", yeah well I was only one short walk away from the train tracks, one wrist slice, or one bottle of pills away, I've been there, so don't give me that shit. And it also doesn't make you more likely to be killed in a home invasion; I dunno where they even got that one, that's not even an actual statistic but an outright lie. I can find no direct sources for it anywhere. I suggest watching Colion Noir, he's a 2A advocate that focuses on trying to talk to the other side and explaining it in simple terms. He used to be anti-2A, just like I used to be, so he has a lot of tools to do that sort of thing and explain it properly. He's not one of the guys that just wants to yell at the other side all day long, and as a liberal gun owner, I really respect that.
@edvinkarlsson93682 жыл бұрын
Americans ☕️
@thisstupid7572 жыл бұрын
@@catiminiclergus537 If the statistic claiming you are “27x more likely to have your own gun used against you in your own home” that is flat out false. The stat of being more likely to be shot if you own a gun is true but that’s more of a correlation since if you live in a bad area or live a not so legal life you especially want a gun for protection. Buying a gun and putting it in your closet isn’t going to change anything about you or your neighborhood. Your average gun owner will never get shot, never have an accident, and honestly probably never need the gun for self defense and if you do you most likely won’t even need to shoot just show that you have a firearm. However, similarly you could have argue you don’t really need a seatbelt, statistically you’ll never be in an accident where it is required to save your life. Many people, myself included, have and carry one with the hopes to never use it but understanding that someday you might. A firearm is an ultimate equalizer though because you can have a person in their weakest physical state versus a top MMA fighter and neither has a greater physical power over the other. Anyway I’ll get off my soapbox. My main point is many stats related to firearms and many other political things you got to really look at the source data and statistical models because there is quite a few games you can play to make the same data say completely opposite things.
@exclipsee7995 Жыл бұрын
"That's for documenting his growth, sensei says" I couldn't help but laugh at this part
@comradeblin2562 жыл бұрын
"Gun is for the weak" No. Gun is a guarantee that your attacker won't walk around God's earth anymore. Either by losing his brain or his damn kneecaps.
@wontrespond8064 Жыл бұрын
Or a guarantee that you can't defend yourself as your corpse is on the ground while being robbed
@todhold26732 жыл бұрын
Bro drove home crying!! That was a great cut.
@theandroidsentbycyberlife52152 жыл бұрын
I see you are well trained in the way of the sword! But you see, the sword is not my weapon of choice. _Pulls out glock_ -Slimecicle like idk 4 years ago
@GERstarBROT2 жыл бұрын
Dude seriously called a Karate-Gi a Kimono xD
@optimisticwatermelon2 жыл бұрын
I knew it was gonna end with the gun when he mentioned the old sensei had been shot to death, first time I correctly predicted a movie's ending =D
@calvinoxyt2 жыл бұрын
Whoever’s reading this, I hope that whatever your going through gets better and whatever your struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day!...
@dense54602 жыл бұрын
well pulling the trigger is indeed a 1 finger teqnique
@iand21182 жыл бұрын
the guy who taught me Karate as a kid turned out to be a sex offender thats similar
@cognus33722 жыл бұрын
Mine molested a 13 year old classmate.
@rtvmashups94462 жыл бұрын
“The Karate Master That Clapped Mike Tyson”
@user-wb4wi4fh8d2 жыл бұрын
“Work smart not hard” Kay-C:🗿and I took that personally
@284691002 жыл бұрын
As a french Parisian men, i approve the city centre joke
@BMJgunner2 жыл бұрын
Reminds of that anime fight when the guy just pulls out a glock and shoots him
@stefl94672 жыл бұрын
What anime ?
@stepvencarie59752 жыл бұрын
Yay i finally knew how to defeat larger opponent . Bring a gun
@kevinjohnson73002 жыл бұрын
Fuck that, can you beat my Glock-Quan-do??? I think not
@duder79112 жыл бұрын
6:50 we're not supposed to talk about that come on man it's literally the first rule
@DARK_ALAN2 жыл бұрын
Only person that can beat all of them Mr. Miyagi
@Leo-fu6yn Жыл бұрын
You can usually end a domestic fight with 2 fingers.
@DonnyNotScrawny2 жыл бұрын
I love the Ufc thumbnail lmaoo
@breydenmiller56972 жыл бұрын
I’m addicted to minute movie’s videos.
@Xhameem2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : if you say fun fact people will read your Whole :/ Comment.
@kotenulan2 жыл бұрын
bruh
@axydently02 жыл бұрын
the most rational ending lmao
@tylerdurden6392 жыл бұрын
You were ok until you broke the first two rules. You're out! Gentlemen... Escort Minute Movies to the door!
@oneilbasdeo32862 жыл бұрын
This man never disappoints me with cheeks
@WestonNey2 жыл бұрын
So this movie was a boom stick advertisement.
@ancard3118 Жыл бұрын
I learned a bit of french in school and when i went to france on a vacation i was amazed at how rude their teenagers are to strangers, i've basically met at least 5 different groups of teens who, upon seeing tourists, started slurring at them for no reason
@kanyenorth2605 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't what it was cracked up to be huh
@stuffstuff77112 жыл бұрын
Sensei brought his black belt to a gun fight. Silly Leslie...
@senseistellar85282 жыл бұрын
Hey narrator harry potter cool looking minute movies dude pls adopt me im a giga chad
@MALLETRIGGAISEE Жыл бұрын
R we Not Gonna Talk About The 2 Gus Fring Walmarts versions 3:30 4:49 ngl
@DiamondCityRadioOfficial2 ай бұрын
The thumbnail: ☝️😀 ~~What's up brother!
@rensdegamer67796 ай бұрын
and casey also said another 3 words to the dead sensai, Welkom to America
@luc8254 Жыл бұрын
8:55 "well you got a point there mister" Not in 2023 you don't
@mrdi11492 жыл бұрын
At least we know that its not "bushido" 🤦👏
@critickman2 жыл бұрын
So parry this you filthy casual then
@crit-o-cal99132 жыл бұрын
"noone can outsmart bullets" -Russian minigunner
@keithmichael1122 жыл бұрын
It's truly inspirational that Jesse Eisenberg has succeeded in Hollywood, despite having douchebag face. It give me hope.
@yungsircashregister2 жыл бұрын
Basically Cobra Kai but more fucked up
@OoOoOo-we3dn2 жыл бұрын
5:48 Tsun Tzu once said "always believe in yourself" Not made up, he did say that
@lilgothyy2 жыл бұрын
probably the weirdest movie ive ever seen
@Rizzob172 жыл бұрын
I won’t mention the exact comment, but MM, u are totally based. Most wouldn’t get that comment. Hey, m&ms come in a few different shades, riiight? Literally just came to me, but it fits. Change my mind.
@samsmusichub10 ай бұрын
Looks like a weirdly funny movie.
@KrisV.2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen the phrase “clap cheeks” way to many times in these titles.
@UnluckyPenny2 жыл бұрын
Why did I think the guy in the thumbnail was Andy Samberg... please tell me I’m not the only one
@Rizzob172 жыл бұрын
2:06 we need background checks! Oh, they require them? Huh. Yeah, the next part too; BASED.
@XoIoRouge Жыл бұрын
holy shit this movie is toxic. Glad I didn't watch this trash. Thanks MM for the recap, I'ma go learn some french now.
@isaihapancho1778 Жыл бұрын
Lol he not wrong with the be careful who’s training your kids. My old tae kwon do teacher got arrested for fucking minors and sending explicit photos to em 🤣
@R710edits2 жыл бұрын
*Ah darn I remember the original title and thumbnail*
@dontknow8835 Жыл бұрын
"Check your kids karate instructor" oh boy have you heard of the man who got away with murder after he's kid got kidnapped and r🦍d
@Justin-sl3sb2 жыл бұрын
Every moment of this was: "Jesus christ, everyone is a psychopath. What the fuck is happening in this movie?"
@crackdd2 жыл бұрын
me when I love this movie but the story get interrupted every 10 seconds with a really bad or crunch reddit joke/line.
@thompsonevergreen8006 Жыл бұрын
Absolute joke of a movie, the whole thing was "durrr toxic masculinity"
@ljblakejr2 жыл бұрын
No bro I wasn’t expecting the gun🤣😂
@chriszhao97682 жыл бұрын
10:02 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?!?
@Arloft2 жыл бұрын
damn its Lex Luthor
@stimsivar97612 жыл бұрын
Wasaaaaaap
@ioannaspyridaki59262 жыл бұрын
This video was renamed the original title was "This guy only needs one finger to clap" ofc
@tarioleonbonilla-zakosek6151 Жыл бұрын
My only question is how the hell are u gonna mistake a man for a bird where the hell are u gonna find a 5,7 bird
@felicelavatrice Жыл бұрын
It's fascinating how this actor is so utterly unlikable regardless of which role he's thrust into
@Trip_koLng2 жыл бұрын
0:09 Ew
@iceypumpkinhead2 жыл бұрын
"only weak people use guns" I'd Rather be weak then 6 feet under
@placer74124 ай бұрын
bro i was like okay...this is goofy but by 7:45 i was busting out laughing. What the fuck
@juanf53912 ай бұрын
(5:50) Russia is so tough they defeat themselves . Just ask Ukraine.
@Alphoric4 ай бұрын
10:54 feel like you skipped over the part where it explains why tf there would be a cremator
@chrlpolk4 ай бұрын
I watched it because reviews called it a “low rate fight club” and it was worth it.