Ranking All 32 Pistols In Borderlands 2!

[@Joker5662]

Minor correction on the Gwen's Head. It can roll any accessory along with element and sight. Barrel (duh) and grip are the only parts locked

[@miqueagul]

Thank you! Good to know

[@pandapruitt2542]

I always used to get a melee Gwen's head in my melee only runs because it looks cool af

[@tiagoalves2056]

​@@miqueagulWell i have a double harold in One hand and thunderfists in another my bee shied is imune to shock so i never died😊Also lady fist fire element a badaboom and a infinity fire also this is my third character i have Maya lvl 80 plus op 10 also with gaige now sal lvl 39 in tvhm.Sorry for my english im from portugal thumbs up keep going the good work

[@slim4950]

the thing about the grog that grinds my gears, is that it has 1) the best slag chance of any pistol 2) the best type B crit modifyer 3) the best passive effect (drunk) 4) the best moxxi heal put any of these effects on a random non unique gun and it instantly is top tier. And the grog has FOUR of these. Meta-defining like no other gun.

[@miqueagul]

It shouldn't exist

[@benjaminjeane4656]

⁠how is @@miqueagul the only reply

[@ryanm3877]

I'll say the only downside is the drunk effect ruins most shotguns

[@theobell2002]

Drunk effect is arguable. It's good on some weapons but horrible on others.

[@slim4950]

@@theobell2002 same could be said about the orc effect and most other item passives. I think overall drunk is the best

[@matthewfera2954]

Jokes aside, man, it's hiliarious to me than, unironically, the worst two are the starter pistol (makes sense) and a pistol of the highest rarity in the series that's notably difficult to farm.

[@c00LKIDsix9]

“How is the Harold not AT LEAST top 2?” “#1 is the grog” “Oh yeahhhhhh”

[@serPomiz]

so used to have it as a "tool" that forgetting it is an actual gun is a thing that realistically happens

[@tundcwe123]

Disagree, Krieg's axe > Grog since you get fulll hp on kill Next do Krieg's unique head cosmetics tier list

[@matthewmcwane9569]

And what happens when fighting any boss?

[@iygnehzeel-ib6nn]

​@@matthewmcwane9569all the little guy's around the boss

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

@@iygnehzeel-ib6nnand if it’s badassasaurus?

[@matthewmcwane9569]

@@iygnehzeel-ib6nn that’s a lot of maintenance when you can just throw a storm front or quasar grenade while holding the grog

[@iygnehzeel-ib6nn]

@@matthewmcwane9569 it's funny tho to just stop fighting the boss for a second to bonk a minion

[@demurrrrrr]

Miq actually listens to us, thanks pumpkin ❤

[@miqueagul]

You're welcome dad

[@leoacroe9326]

@@miqueagul your dad calls you pumpkin??

[@sideways5153]

You actually ALSO get Flynt’s Tinderbox if you’re doing the Clan War mission where you set the trailer park on fire. It gets dropped into your inventory like the guns from the Marcus elemental damage tutorial

[@NavlannSWMG]

The lie about the fibber is that he said it ricochets into 9 bullets, but in reality it ricochets into 8

[@miqueagul]

I'm pretty sure it's 9

[@NavlannSWMG]

@@miqueagul I counted, it's 8 trust me

[@miqueagul]

@@NavlannSWMG well with that confidence I feel like I have to trust you

[@b0ne_r3aper78]

@@miqueagul you can also just shoot it next to a wall and count the marks left from it

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

I could have sworn it was 7. 6 making a hexagon with one in the middle.

[@henryanderson-t6d]

bonus points for any pearl on this list for technicly being able to get it in normal mode via tina slots (someone did in fact get a normal mode unforgiven and beat the entire game with it)

[@miqueagul]

That is true. I just say UVHM only because I feel like only that guy is crazy enough to do that

[@Caenen_LeagueTechnical]

Have not watched past 15 seconds yet but you MUST rank the various Sniper Rifles.

[@PrismariLaura]

23:32 "You know, people always think being called a bitch is so negative. But frankly, I just think it shows how you're strong and confident and absolutely fucking terrifying please don't kill me" - Miq meeting Maggie, probably.

[@Alyx0.2]

And then Spuddy saw the basic repeater and knew..."thats the one, this will be my legacy"

[@FreakyA1on]

loving these videos because they not only rank the guns, but also explain what they are actually doing which is a type of video I needed for a long time

[@dollin971]

Search derchlands the good the bad and the ugly on KZbin, you'll get all the gun what they do and how they actually work

[@Bonelord69]

I gotta say, major props for putting the best gun in the game in the thumbnail. I've been using this gun for so much of my time in the game, and it is so recognizable that I could tell what it was just by the silhouette. Thank you for giving the Devastator the spotlight it finally deserves.

[@Its_King962]

Can't wait till a classmod ranking system

[@miqueagul]

please no

[@ryanm3877]

Plz yes ​@@miqueagul

[@SpuddyCube]

Finally, justice for the Gunerang! And a pretty fair place for it to sit. It's... not good, but it doesn't deserve the hate it's gotten in the past.

[@elishuster5943]

I kinda hate it myself as I did a Tediore Axton playthrough to op3 and could not figure out how to use it. I just went for e-tech pistols which is the only type of weapon where Tediore is objectively better than all other manufacturers

[@kingintox5743]

The script on this video was amazing. I don’t know if I just didn’t notice on the last video, but I feel like you put extra sauce into the script making for this 💯

[@liywaliisimasiku1192]

Heyyy miq finally posted again Miq dont leave again

[@HeavenhoundGiuseppe]

The Fibber, the Lady Fist, and the Bee. It's like they were begging us to do a Hyperion Gaige run.

[@miqueagul]

Joltzdude did hyperion Gaige at one point, and I just thought... That's just playing Gaige.

[@elishuster5943]

That plus the Conference Call and you have the build for every Gaige main ever (plus maybe a Hive)

[@TheMrMayo]

Honestly, after having listened to this and the rocket launcher rankings (and personally finding pistols as one of my two favourite weapons in these games), not only am I hoping to hear more of your thoughts and ranks, but it's got me to be hyped into getting back on BL2. I missed playing after years of taking a break. Also, 23:00 no one's ever called the Fibber "Nine Tails", though if that was a thing, I'd be unsurprised given what it does. Cheers for the video!

[@stickmanfeed]

Oh hey miq i agree this time. I think having a starter fire gun from flynt being better than a pearl is wild balancing XD

[@Avefoolish76]

the lie is that all other multi projectile weapons split amp damage as guns with unlisted projectiles get buffed by the bee such as some of the pellets of the harold and conference call and the toothpick

[@vani1030]

to explain this a bit better for those that dont understand, originally the bee would give max amp damage to all pellets, which was quickly nerfed due to things like the conference call bee combo. it was then changed to (what it is currently) spread damage between listed pellets, e.g. a shotgun with x10 pellets listed on the card (like 450x10 damage) will have [amp damage / 10] bonus damage per pellet, HOWEVER guns that have pellets that arent listed on the card (like the ricochet fibber) have each individual pellet gain max amp damage.

[@Avefoolish76]

@vani1030 thanks for the extra exposition lmao :3

[@gregoirebasseville4797]

​@@Avefoolish76 Also the conference call was too strong to be real, so even though it has unlisted projectiles, I believe it's the only one with them that properly works with the bee. Not 100 sure but pretty sure.

[@Avefoolish76]

@gregoirebasseville4797 i believe it kinda works but not exactly which is why conference call and bee is still such a strong combination

[@CharismaticBarista]

Lady Fist combined with the grog is actually 2400% crit bonus.

[@breezespins]

Can we get a car skin tier list next? Loving the tier lists though, great thing to post to stay active while your working on a super hard challenge run!

[@dragonlord4898]

1:24 The wiki removed the UVHM section entirely

[@Ryo41600]

Lady Fist 2nd makes a lot of sense, as it also has the same kind of usefulness as the Grog Nozzle too, being that you swap it on projectile weapons/off hand it to get the bonus crit damage on other weapons

[@crazyhonburgoid4544]

The gas mask comment had me laughing pretty hard. That man is a masochist

[@gameoverman4530]

It takes one to know one.

[@macroglossumstellatarum5932]

Wanderlust is pretty decent on Anarchy Gaige, you can't aim anyways and at least every pellet will hit. Still not worth the effort, though. You also get a Tinderbox as a mission item in Clan War: Trailer Trashing, so 3.5 sources. Worst part about the Devastator: Due to a coding error the bullets are spawned behind the gun, making it really weird and annoying to use. The Gwen's Head has a funny use in speedruns as its crit bonus is multiplicative rather than the more common additive. And in old versions you can transfer and stack those bonuses, creating an explosive damage growth.

[@mrcoffycup8178]

Finally someone that makes good conyent

[@morganfishmanVT]

Fun fact: the Basic Repeater IS actually a Unique, it just has a white rarity and no flavor text. It has a unique accessory that's invisible named "Crappy_Starter" or something along those lines.

[@miqueagul]

Correct me if I'm wrong, all it does is reduce the mag size, yeah?

[@morganfishmanVT]

@miqueagul No fucking clue. I think it's just a thing for the game to ALWAYS give you the Basic Repeater on my first gun instead of spitting out a random white pistol. But that would make sense of it did reduce mag size.

[@gregoirebasseville4797]

The gunerang is also a crazy axton speed kill weapon on raid bosses because it takes a bit to come back. So you can throw a bunch before triggering the boss for a massive burst of damage.

[@britanirath8920]

Now we need smg, ar, shotguns, melee

[@MisterGunpowder257]

I will die on the hill that the best SMG in the game is the Bitch.

[@solovoldo]

Fun fact about the grog nozzle: If you fire it then immediately switch to a gun of a different element before they explode, they will explode in the element of the second gun fired. And if you switch guns while you're drunk, you can make any gun into a shotgun whilst you're drunk. (And yes, it works with the nukem)

[@AaronPatrick11]

This has got to be the best commentary I've ever heard. 🤘

[@jhallway510]

These ranking videos are my shit! You're a funny guy and I love listening to your commentary. Keep up the great work!

[@miqueagul]

I read that as "These ranking videos are shit!" I'm glad I reread it lol

[@ignas5704]

Dude I love your commentary lol. Thanks for letting me know what gear to keep an eye out for.

[@gregoirebasseville4797]

The fibber is also one of the best weapons for Gaige in the game. The ricochet bullets get the massive damage of anarchy, and aim 50% of the time with close enough, but their damage is NOT halved. So it's a very accurate and super strong weapon in her hands. Also slap a bee shiled on top if you just want things even deader I guess.

[@ScaryCrow123]

Love the rants xD Great video!

[@nathaniellawson963]

I'm in a 100% agreement about the thunderball fists. Was so excited and actually farmed flint for one before the craw dlc. Took 43 runs and I got it and died like 50 times before I realized it's actual garbage😂

[@rotz394]

I'm glad to see the Lady Fist respected over the overhyped Harold. Like, I have fun with the Harold, but only really in Borderlands 3 when it can freeze enemies.

[@RageOfBeef]

Other slight correction as is noted on loot lemon and all the wikis, the bee shield grants full amp to ANY unlisted pellets/projectiles, the bee shield, likely due to spaghetti code, only considers projectile count listed on the card for damage division, so weapons like the unkempt harold are ALSO busted by the bee shield as all of its extra projectiles are unlisted projectiles and thusly default to max amp damage, this also breaks weapons like the storm sniper because surprisingly, the tesla orbs are granted full amp for each tick, the biggest problem the bee shield has for me,,, rhat i have to try to keep the damn thing full to take advantage of its incredibly buggy damage interactions, when i could use many other shields for better survivability and still acheive perfectly passable damge out put, the bee shield is a very fun weapon, but losing its amp effect if it so much as has a scratch in it, kind of makes it one of those things where its GREAT if your set up is melting a boss in .03 seconds, and absolute borderline ass under any circumstance where your fighting more than one to two things at a time, but yeah, the ricochet/nine-tails fibber isnt the only weapon which has this interaction with the bee, if a gun fires multiple projectiles but only lists one projectile on the card, the bee damn near double to triples its damage output, the bee is hands down probably the jankiest piece of gear in bl2, i will never understand how gearbox left something that busted entirely unchecked

[@yanntal954]

Man, but the Rex is such a beautiful piece of art!

[@resurgam_b7]

The DPUH was my first ledgendary. Got it at level 8 on my first play through, before I knew anything about parts, dedicated drops or even skill synergy. Level 8 Zer0, used it until level 15 or so before I noticed I wasn't killing everything in one hit anymore 😂 I don't remember what my second ledgendary was, it paled in comparison to the might of the DPUH. I've still got it stored away in one of my old character banks somewhere. I should dig it out some time and see what parts I was blessed with for my first experience of true power in Borderlands.

[@ode8416]

The bee shield and unregistered projectiles is intended as originally bee shield applied all amp to all projectile

[@JohnSmith-kt3yy]

24:15 Jesus Christ I have room temp iq. How have I never realized unkempt harold was a play on dirty harry. Even the flavour text points to it... I've always thought it had to do with the knight guys, heralds.

[@miqueagul]

Hey I never would have noticed if it weren't pointed out. Here's my favorite though that you might not know. Veruc Assault Rifle Veruc Assault Veruca Salt is a character from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

[@thefireofthefox1]

I thought the Thunderball Fists counted as rocket damage? I used it with an electric immune sham to get rocket ammo before I got a Logan's Gun

[@miqueagul]

I just went back and checked and I was wrong. The initial hit is boosted by grenade damage, but the rising ball explosion is pure splash damage and isn't boosted by grenade damage. It does give you rocket ammo, but I don't think it's boosted by rocket damage buffs. I could be wrong, this game has spaghetti code.

[@notoriuscaitsithvii9608]

Great video still! And as I requested last time - E-tech types/unques Alternatevely - all Moxxi weapons (tps included), with honorable mentions to greande and a relic.

[@banditgarfw2504]

Shoutouts to the Crit Fibber, it had the highest crit modifier of 700% before they buffed the Lady Fist.

[@ryanm3877]

Love your videos man keep it up

[@bradleysher7632]

Yoooo I been waiting. Let's go thank you kind sir

[@Ktjnn]

I remember farming the Grog during the 100k loot hunt, good times.

[@kh.754]

This format reminds me of rustys elden rings ratings and i love it

[@Mixi_Hazbin]

TIL the hornet has grenade damage...I thought I was just getting better parts on Axton. Pocket Rocket, I just love the cartoonish color scheme. ...I have never used the grog

[@chadmillington398]

"the grog is the sole reason for OP levels" cloud kill: am I a joke to you?

[@he-who-goobs1905]

The Wanderlust has 2 niche uses, its ok for mobbing in the hands of gaige and krieg. Anarchy doesnt change much of how the shots function so its pretty much free extra damage, and the darts proc bloodbath so you can spam the wanderlust on a gun krieg build for some solid enough effect

[@SquishalishYT]

#4 is a great pistol. Definitely one of my favorites in the entire series.

[@boltactionknife8247]

the ghost king part was a personal attack

[@chucklenuts0530]

Thanks miq for listening you are so caring of your community 💋

[@MaidofRage420]

We gotta see the ARs next, especially since it'd be fun to see an AR Axton build do some work

[@nguyenquyetthang1326]

There should be an Honorable mention for the Synergy pistol. Vladof barrel goes supremely well with Hyperion reversed recoil

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

I like DAHLminator and Buffalo Gun because I treat UVHM like it doesn't exist :)

[@LiftedTech80]

Wanderlust can be fun on gaige. I know you probably considered that and thought there's just better options out there but if you stack up orc buff and use it at high anarchy then the only real replacement for it would be the hive

[@danielsbar373]

The lie was that the fibber is the only gun that gets the full benefit from the bee shield for each projectile. Any pistol or gun that has unlisted projectiles gets the full amp for each projectile. Including the Unkempt Harold.

[@andrewadcock6435]

Thunderball fists goated for Axton or maya, Maya’s phase lock or Axton’s insane grenade buff plus a slag singularity Axton and maya together? Shocking

[@logan7159]

Since you mentioned it, i would want to see all the class mods. Their easily the most rare drop in my games, barely understanding on what makes them good or bad outside of the pure luck if getting skill buffs that actually help

[@DSW07]

On this nice sound again. I love it. Yeah, I agree with everything! And not because I played the game a million years ago, absolutely not.

[@McLovinP8]

Greed was probably a favorite of mine because I like the iron sights. I dont like scopes on revolvers or pistols.

[@IseeSandvich]

I knew the herald would be number 3, but I'm surprised the raw damage of the ladyfist didn't earn it the top spot.

[@wakkocastaway2043]

3:33 I always use(d) it for making the arena fight quests not a pain in the ass by putting my character to 80 and giving me an 80 wanderlust and just shooting a few out when the waves spawn

[@miqueagul]

You know what, yeah I guess it's good for that

[@No_Sleepee]

Gaige main here. Thunderball Fists provides a small niche I would say something like the KerBlaster would fulfill. That being slow or stationary enemies, like that of Nomads, Bruisers, and most Loaders. They aren't meant for general mobbing, nor are they meant for bosses outside of Master Gee of all things (sand worms go brr). When it comes to pistols I'm easily going to prefer the fibber or little evie, but the Thunderball Fists aren't ENTIRELY useless. They just need their time and place, like most non-meta weapons

[@sadfatdragon9529]

Kreig's axe comment fucking killed me.

[@theobell2002]

24:56 - Based take. I keep telling people that and they look at me like I'm crazy.

[@miqueagul]

Even on sal I ran out of ammo in that recording

[@keynanmartinez]

Love seeing Borderlands 2 list in 2024!

[@kickasscowell5654]

16:12 holy i never realised that, and holy shit that was funny

[@ProbablyParabola]

I'm watching this on the way to my music finals

[@Adachifan54]

I'm going to do some tests with Gaige on the Wanderlust. Idk if it was just a normal Dart pistol or i just didn't OP scale, but I remember i was actually able to get a gun like that to actually work with Anarchy + The Skills the reflect the bullets, and use Shock Relics/COMS/Skills to actually scale the shock damage. It might not be efficient, but it should be fun

[@blakecadnum9869]

Should’ve ranked the thunder ball fists higher , You can use it to replenish rocket ammo the same way as the Logan’s gun

[@Eclipse7277]

Next should be a tier list of gas masks "if you didnt know if you dont kill warden fast enough he can actually take roland to the hyperion friendship gulag"

[@AndrewH1994]

“Fun fact! we’re going to the gulag…”

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

The wonderlust is actually tolerable on Gaige & powerful on Krieg….somehow.

[@jacobboggs71]

There's not enough words to describe how happy I am to see the Law crack the top 10, it's one of my favorite guns in BL2 and absolutely carried me in my first playthrough. I prefer it over the Rapier because it actually does decent bullet damage and doesn't make you more vulnerable to melee.

[@miqueagul]

It absolutely wasn't going to be top 10, but then I used it while getting the footage and thought... hang on why are things dying? Turns out it's really good!

[@HekateMGO]

Literally all I remember from trying Thunderball Fists is toasting myself with it.

[@butterytomatoes747]

i thought i was havin a stroke during the stalkinger part

[@alucrasher27]

Infinity pistol works great on Zer0 too with his 0ne Shot 0ne Kill skill.

[@PortgasDAce-px2zu]

The basic repeater can also be lvl 2 if you level up before you get the mission in nvhm

[@kubat6667]

Miq this video is great and it was fast from the last one but where are the snipers🦐

[@NeilChristianCalajate]

Infinity never let me down so I always have in my bag as extra or just all the way use with bee shield. 🥴

[@yassinameen7900]

The Gwen’s head commentary was pretty clever, bravo👏👏👏

[@Derchlands]

The gunarang should get credit as a speed kill raid gun for both axt9n and maya

[@elishuster5943]

There are 5 weapons that can compete for the title of best weapon in bl2 and you covered them in 2 videos The herald, the badaboom, the lady fist, the grog nozzle, and the Norfleet (shut up the Bee is a shield)

[@badasscrusader]

You forgot kriegs axe

[@arachnid1186]

i got no idea what the fiber lie was but you lied AGAIN you didnt use the grog in your gwenshead showcase and i feel betrayed :3 (also shield tier list when)

[@theendmyfriend]

I didnt mind the Thunderball Fist was good gun. Depends what your doing but was fun to use for some maps. Some of those Purple Hyperions actually were pretty awesome with the aperture style sights very accurate critical damage. Least from what i recall. Been long time since played Borderlands. Great game.

[@corodomoloko]

Great video! SMGs next? even tho we all know that Sand Hawk (Tuah) is number 1

[@miqueagul]

Gearbox smg #1

[@Noctis37]

19:00 ha! not me, i still use my perfect rubi all the way to UVHM even in solo raiding as Zer0

[@Honyi1]

Honestly surprised the grog not hasn't popped up in other entries it's such a defining gun in the franchise. Way too op of course but could see it appearing at some point again just nerfed

[@LazyMonkey24]

A reliable source of information not a source of reliable information, I get it.

[@JJJ_7861]

The thunderball fist is amazing on gaige

[@TarkusLives]

Next do all the pistols in every other FPS

[@kking1173]

Watched to make sure the Basic Repeater was included. Clearly it was restricted from UVHM for its sheer power.

[@kking1173]

Also on the Grog Nozzle crit damage part it could be that it's added before crit multipliers. The player has a base crit damage of x2 and the Grog Nozzle adds x4 (+400%) making it x6 crit damage, which is three times higher or +200% more crit damage. That's just my guess, there was a similar thing for Risk of Rain 2 where an item increased your crit damage by +100%, people thought it double crit damage but it added x1 to the base x2 crit damage multiplier, making it a 50% total increase.

[@glassofwater281]

Borderlands makes pistols feel REALLY good

[@gvdude]

Awesome video