Poof getting the ultra shortcut at 12:51 by accident and then immediately turning into the wall is the saddest thing I've seen in a while
@JustACrowMessingAround2 жыл бұрын
I bet this is where the pro gamers reach the highest time trial records!
@LSTNSCRFN2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was trying to figure out at the 12:57 mark where he hits that wall spot and how it triggered the lap because for now the other Ultra Shortcut is impossible because it’s humanly impossible to button mash
@coreydx86022 жыл бұрын
🤣
@doraemon4022 жыл бұрын
That's just a shortcut, not an ultra (no checkpoints skipped)
@LSTNSCRFN2 жыл бұрын
@@doraemon402 it’s the wall spot he bounced off of that triggered the lap that needs to be debunked
@sawmill0352 жыл бұрын
12:51 I love how Poof accidentally starts to take a massive shortcut, then jumps off of it and gets stuck behind a wall 😂
@psychxmania2 жыл бұрын
YESSS.
@a.grimes42022 жыл бұрын
He suffers so we don’t have to.
@markymark4432 жыл бұрын
TWD98 would probably have had an emotional meltdown watching that
@DelightSkull2 жыл бұрын
@@markymark443 ayy I watch that dude
@LSTNSCRFN2 жыл бұрын
I think that path he took could lead to a new ultimate shortcut
@rohitsaralaya14492 жыл бұрын
13:44 "Shit, we hit the wrong guy" "Alright, send another one"
@saucy7562 жыл бұрын
GOOD ONE
@BlueBird1802 жыл бұрын
This actually made me laugh, thank you
@naikosei1585 Жыл бұрын
Mr. president there’s been a second blue shell
@tece0577 Жыл бұрын
13 seconds between the two blue shells 💀
@katehikes1645 Жыл бұрын
The second blue shell was an inside job
@sweetrocks6102 жыл бұрын
12:53 casually gets the ultra shortcut, and promptly ruins it
@LSTNSCRFN2 жыл бұрын
Yep and now we’ll figure out that Ultra Shortcut and how it works all thanks to Poofesure
I have never noticed that feature until this comment was posted
@fau30582 жыл бұрын
@@eurybiaball63 that is what i love about the wii games
@ssoverdrive7112 жыл бұрын
12:54 Poof demonstrates his god gamer ability by almost pulling off a really hard shortcut by accident then bailing from it at the last second.
@xxblackred_gachaxx2 жыл бұрын
If Beef Boss is nine inches soft, imagine him when he's not soft.
@SonicBoss19912 жыл бұрын
🤨🤨
@R0tisserie2 жыл бұрын
What if hes a shower not a grower...
@CollectorNamedW2 жыл бұрын
🤨
@Richiedamenace2 жыл бұрын
oh fuck yeah, he’s hard as a rock
@Lil_Punk2 жыл бұрын
@@R0tisserie still 9 inches🤭
@erick88502 жыл бұрын
16:48 That scream had me creasing 😭
@Peanutnibbler2 жыл бұрын
He squeeled lol
@drizzy82022 жыл бұрын
12:55 If poofesure discovered the ultra shortcut on his own i wouldve flipped my shit
@LSTNSCRFN2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@Skip-AdMiasmas Жыл бұрын
he did
@brianbuckman6908 Жыл бұрын
He sorta did
@naikosei15852 жыл бұрын
16:51 after years of watching poof I’ve never heard his voice break like this
@lewisandeviesfuntime1931 Жыл бұрын
🤣💀
@beef_boi Жыл бұрын
16:51 - I didn't even do nothing😶
@sawmill0352 жыл бұрын
1:48 "I feel like I'm driving really slow" It's not worth using one of the fastest vehicles in the game if you don't wheelie to take advantage of that speed.
@mricci072 жыл бұрын
Shhh, dont tell him, its funny to see him struggle
@markedupdg40892 жыл бұрын
🤓
@GamingTopTen2 жыл бұрын
Mario + Mach Bike was my winning pair.
@brawler57602 жыл бұрын
@@mricci07 I wanna see actual improvement and justification for his anger, like with Jev.
@Skip-AdMiasmas2 жыл бұрын
fr
@jackogiants76902 жыл бұрын
Poofesure’s Baby Peach impression at 4:23 is downright brilliant
@shadowcastyt2 жыл бұрын
7:41-7:51 just poof’s luck to run into a fire patch then immediately get hit by volcanic debris afterwards
@tom13king2 жыл бұрын
17:26 “Ok, we just made it past it without falling off” *falls off*
@beef_boi Жыл бұрын
Poof can't drive😂
@DevDoesGaming2 жыл бұрын
2:25 After all of the times I've seen him jump off that ramp and fall down the hole, I saw it coming a mile away and yet it still made me laugh 🤣
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names2 жыл бұрын
You usually lose control when you're looking back
@TheMiniToad2 жыл бұрын
13:45 - 13:58 I have never seen two blues in such short succession in a legit race before 💀
@fco642 жыл бұрын
there was a time I did a race on Mario circuit and there was 5 blue shells I'm not even joking it was crazy
@pastrajozep Жыл бұрын
@@fco64 oh nah 💀
@thediscodevil0949 Жыл бұрын
Lol, I once got hit by it five times once on N64 Bowser’s Castle. :)
@leoiglesias68552 жыл бұрын
14:50 "Bowser's Castle is worse than Bowser's Asshole" reasonable enough
@boogiebear3095 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when I heard him say that
@beef_boi Жыл бұрын
I mean, he's not wrong
@Serious5GamingS5G Жыл бұрын
"I would rather stare directly into Bowser's asshole than race here, and I'd imagine that's an unsightly sight"
@brady26072 жыл бұрын
Idk about the rest of y’all but I think this Mario Kart series is ELITE.
@cerealkiller15512 жыл бұрын
Nah his wii party series is still the best one yet
@holkam2 жыл бұрын
@@cerealkiller1551 tomodachi life and prison games are funny asf
@cloed0ll2 жыл бұрын
13:39 poof is a Barb confirmed.
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names2 жыл бұрын
5:00 - Damn he was going way too fast but he managed to not fall off
@Dellors-Civic2 жыл бұрын
4:22 I swear every mariokart wii video, poof makes fun of baby peach saying “okay!” 😂
@michaelwhalley52522 жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of comments on this video so early on is a testament to Poof’s hard work and short temper ❤
@LolliWANG5052 жыл бұрын
Fax
@mewdrag30312 жыл бұрын
fr fr
@doraemon4022 жыл бұрын
Let's take a moment to note an astounding feat: he won the star cup with 37 points. That's rare as hell.
@ChrisParada409 ай бұрын
16:32 "Mind as well visit Earth" had me laughing
@porzs9992 жыл бұрын
poof: dont fuck with me when i have my steering wheel also poof: drives off the cliff three seconds later
@jakethedog2.02 жыл бұрын
This man screaming is literally one of the funniest things ever
@chosoi18732 жыл бұрын
“And ya know what, might as well visit earth.” I needed that today 😂
@mikeomike39602 жыл бұрын
Poofesure is one of the most consistently unlucky people in Mario Kart Wii history
@shadowcastyt2 жыл бұрын
Try Nintendo game history period… there are situations where it is his fault but he does get consistently screwed over in Wii games just in general
@gideonparry56842 жыл бұрын
I mean, he did get 1st with 37 points in star cup
@vincenzofranchelli22012 жыл бұрын
its just cos of the editing and reactions. hes not unlucky hes just bad at gaming but thats what makes it entertaining.
@jamescarrotcsl82 жыл бұрын
@@vincenzofranchelli2201 hes not even bad he plays badly purposefully
@vincenzofranchelli22012 жыл бұрын
@@jamescarrotcsl8 probably
@sillygoose10032 жыл бұрын
15:27 me on the toilet after demolishing taco bell at 1am
@xxg-moneyxx2 жыл бұрын
18:32 that laugh 🤣
@Toca_Moca2 жыл бұрын
I really want to see him play with Troy now. The duality would be too beautiful 🤣
@sawmill0352 жыл бұрын
Troy did two collabs with Chiz, although Poof doesn't seem the type to do that, so idk. It would be amazing, that's for sure.
@HondaOhnaka2 жыл бұрын
your prof pic reminds me dude needs to play osu at the highest difficulty or bandori roku chonen
@beef_boi Жыл бұрын
Whoop de do! he did...
@marentorri2 жыл бұрын
poofesure always cheers me up when i’m having a bad day ♡
@DialingDock22 жыл бұрын
> poofesure always cheers me up when _[he's]_ having a bad day ♡
@elis34792 жыл бұрын
Same lol 😂
@islacartmell35082 жыл бұрын
same 😀
@sleepygene2 жыл бұрын
who asked
@elis34792 жыл бұрын
@@sleepygene we need less people like you. Less people who are spoiled little brats who always suck the happiness out of life when there is even a LITTLE spark of joy. And you ALWAYS ruin by saying something like “who asked” or “did I ask” and if you think your cool by saying that, NO. YOUR NOT COOL. YOUR ACTUALLY VERY ANNOYING AND LAME. You can frick off aurthur human.
@Julv_2 жыл бұрын
16:51 holy hell that voice crack
@twhippp Жыл бұрын
I wonder how the original creator of the burger mii feels about all the publicity it’s getting
@BlaketheBlock16 күн бұрын
wouldn't be surprised if they don't even know
@girthwndfire88632 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate Beef Boss’ voice in Mario Kart
@TdwtSierraFan1232 жыл бұрын
The way he laughs
@ThrillsofColdplay Жыл бұрын
He sounds so bad in the Wii U
@beef_boi Жыл бұрын
@@ThrillsofColdplay I don't sound that bad....
@brucelau20232 жыл бұрын
This man screaming is just absolutely ridiculously amazing , and just for our enjoyment
@PetLover11162 жыл бұрын
“God sent the world to piss me off” -poofesure 2022 I need this quote on a shirt no cap. 😆 13:22
@Andres-zn2lo2 жыл бұрын
16:48 who ever really knows how Mario kart works, understands what happened. And it did really kill me 🤣🤣🤣
@kiwibeast21628 ай бұрын
11:14 “Why the fire always where I’m going!?” 😂
@Sir-Blaze2 жыл бұрын
@poofesure 11:46 I have a technical theory as to why. Whatever your capture card is sending out, it could be an ARC signal over HDMI. It's basically a power control. It lost the ARC signal as you unplugged and then shut off your (very troubled) Wii as Nintendo believed it had lost power. I had the same issue with a bastard of a PS2, but I ran it through a straight patch bay/connector bay and then into a capture card.
@jaythetoymaker61572 жыл бұрын
Rainbow Road has broken the man, physically, mentally, and has even broken his voice, caught on camera at 16:51
@hotxtot6827 Жыл бұрын
16:51 that voice crack was too damn funny😭😭
@StevenPlays911 ай бұрын
Poofesure voice crack is more like Eric cartman.
@YFB722 жыл бұрын
A reminder that this man drives a Lamborghini
@Tails94able11 ай бұрын
9:29 DUN DUN! is exactly what I frickin' wanted.
@jkramer6662 жыл бұрын
13:13 "God sent the world to piss me off" that sounds right
@jamesm20782 жыл бұрын
2:41 I love how Poof says “This is confusing” three times even though he’s going straight 😂
@sawmill0352 жыл бұрын
6:35 Poof: Gets best power up in the game Also Poof: I don't like the lightning
@ek_films2 жыл бұрын
I think it's because he likes items that directly help him, rather than items that just hurt his opponents(unless they have more of a satisfying impact like a shell)
@vanillabryce29652 жыл бұрын
Poof likes the bullets and shells but hates the golden mushroom because it’s hard for him to turn in the wheel
@No_Sleepee2 жыл бұрын
The lightning is the *worst* item. All it does is delay the inevitable (of everyone else beating you by a landslide) and MAYBE screw over 1 person in particular. Not to mention, you can only get this in dead last, so whoop-de-doo for you. You mildly irritate some people and maybe have a shift in positions around 7th. It is not the best, but at least the Thundercloud allows you to go ham off-road with the speed boost it gives you, so you can tag someone else.
@sawmill0352 жыл бұрын
@@No_Sleepee You clearly don't understand how Mario Kart works lol. Watch a little TWD98 In competitive team play, teams literally will send players BACKWARDS, have them wait 30 seconds for the shock (lightning) to come into play in the hopes that they get it. The shock is that important. Also, you are blatantly incorrect when you say you can only get the shock in dead last. You can get it up through 9th place in a 12 player room. But you probably didn't know that because you don't know the game. Imagine saying the thundercloud, which will basically end your race if you can't pass it, is a better item than the best or second best item in the game (debatable with the bullet). And what's even crazier is that the thundercloud is essentially an INDIVIDUAL SHOCK when it strikes you. It is very common to lose 3 or 4 places after getting thunferclouded. Man, wouldn't it be cool if there was an item that did that to everyone else so you could gain a ton of spots on everyone else while they were small? ... Oh wait
@ek_films2 жыл бұрын
@@vanillabryce2965 yeah his insistence on using motion controls holds him back. I kinda get his reasoning for it but at the end of the day it's just a handicap
@Del1maco2 жыл бұрын
4:50 That turn was clean
@tabormayes20032 жыл бұрын
Poof: “I’m just inherently pissed today, I don’t know why.” Poof: * Is inherently pissed everyday *
@Dominator73902 жыл бұрын
7:47 the game has it out for Poof 😂
@tego72412 жыл бұрын
Thanks the feedback,rich out to the above name🔝🔝 I've something for you📦
@alena9842 жыл бұрын
From not being able to turn Mario to this. As an ex-Mario kart Wii player, him learning everything was just monumental. My 7 year old self and my pissed off brothers would be proud man ✊
@TJDW2 жыл бұрын
(17:10) “BEEFBOSS!! You have no desire to turn!” (17:18) *_Proceeds to turn sharp_*
@beef_boi Жыл бұрын
I think Poof is in denial
@Chriscopter502 жыл бұрын
“I do not feel happy about first place right now” -Poofesure 2022
@boowah52 жыл бұрын
8:56 beefboss is riding that dolphin alright 😏
@beef_boi Жыл бұрын
stop...
@mobbydadondada2 жыл бұрын
i respect you so much for keeping it together after all the raging, you must be on edge everyday
@ThyHolySkunk25072 жыл бұрын
When the game knows your about to rage so it disconnects for you 11:20
@WyvrnOnYT2 жыл бұрын
I love how his KZbin titles are always all lowercase but in the videos he's talking in permanent uppercase 💀
@faizahrivers27282 жыл бұрын
One thing that kills Poof is when he switches vehicles and ends up with an inward drifting bike then gets mad when we can’t turn right 😭
@lewisandeviesfuntime1931 Жыл бұрын
“There Like Buttholes That Come Out The Ground And Shoot Lava” HAD ME CHOKING IN MY BED 💀💀💀
@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names2 жыл бұрын
9:18 - Of course the star's helpful for not him
@thecartoonmanist956 Жыл бұрын
0:01 The classic Wii jingle. And it interrupted Poof. XD 13:00 "AHHHH!" XD 14:50 "Bowser's Castle is worse than Bowser's a******." Is it? XD 16:32 "And you know what, might as well visit earth." Yup! XD 16:50 "Where are you goin- BEEF BOSS!!!" XD
@Zizzles2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely appreciate the almost daily uploads. Always a highlight of my day. ❤
@psychxmania2 жыл бұрын
i completely agree!!
@bellablossomz2 жыл бұрын
“Exceptional driving”
@Kellan_The_Great7 ай бұрын
If you press 2 while you hit the ground when getting reaspawned you get boosted
@eternalsilence6662 жыл бұрын
17:17 turned into mario when he died
@NathanSpies2 жыл бұрын
Poof should be in the new Mario movie, just screaming profanities at Chris Pratt Mario for the entire runtime!!!
@jschmidty23322 жыл бұрын
12:54 almost pulled off the ultra shortcut
@sheepinatree Жыл бұрын
My dude. The fire doesn't need to stop going where you are. You need to stop driving straight forward and assuming the obstacles will just move out of the way.
@genericyoutubecommentchann74182 жыл бұрын
10:08 Abby is a princess
@shermanngjazz2 жыл бұрын
Damn Poof really got 1st place with 37 points lol
@coobeeethics48562 жыл бұрын
Ikr it's just so sad
@KoigYT2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen last place get double digit points in this game until today
@SplendidSuperman1222 жыл бұрын
It’s obvious that mirror mode on this track would drive him to the edge-
@SkyLightAwakens2 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tss 🥁
@SplendidSuperman1222 жыл бұрын
@@SkyLightAwakens Finally someone gets it!
@Tails94able11 ай бұрын
Peach was so close to winning the star cup.
@reezyp__8872 жыл бұрын
The frustration I felt when he got hit with two red shells
@thatboykaden81288 ай бұрын
"So I'm watching myself Chop around like I'm choppy mcchopchop."
@Ight-ight Жыл бұрын
As an ex mario kart speedrunner and seeing him doing an ultra and then going in the wall hurts my head
@corrod3195 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how I still have muscle memory for these tracks after not having played in years. I find myself expecting him to turn one way then mirror mode fools me
@jamesmccarthy50862 жыл бұрын
I hope u go back and try to get first on every cup eventually. FYI don’t use dolphin dasher cause it’s more for off-road and rainbow road doesn’t have too much. And if u wheelie ( pull up on ur wii wheel to wheelie it makes u go faster) when u don’t want to just press b or whatever button is drift. 16:47 is the best scene btw
@schoolgamer95922 жыл бұрын
I’m So Glad You Did It! My Favorite Vehicle Is The Dolphin Dasher! Thank You Very Much For Using That Vehicle! Your the Best!!
@headedshdhd37332 жыл бұрын
the quality of poofs steering wheel is less than my braincells
@skaerkilde Жыл бұрын
What made me subscribe is how usually deadpan he is, but when something really stupid happens, he turns into a chihuahua being electrocuted. Vibes are off the charts.
@marvinpeters372 жыл бұрын
7:43 Caveman’s back in the day like
@n19kolas632 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I spent an entire summer getting a gold rating on every single cup. I remember specifically the pain that special cup on mirror gave me. Just GETTING to rainbow road with all first places is nearly impossible because of moonview highway and the mirror traffic.
@Cain352 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how he manages to swerve off ramps every time
@thecartoonmanist956 Жыл бұрын
Imagine what Poof's reaction would be like if he found out that Wii's Rainbow Road is being ported into Mario Kart 8 Deluxe as a part of the last wave in the Booster Course Pass.
@untypicalchad81782 жыл бұрын
The Guinea pigs in the back at 13:52😅
@davesendit13482 жыл бұрын
You are the only channel on KZbin I religiously watch, and never miss a video. I genuinely appreciate your videos they are great. Thank you
@Mythochist2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, seeing this game just gave me flashbacks to playing with my dad
@raffy_fisherman2 жыл бұрын
16:51 I have never heard a voice shriek like that ever😭😭😭
@Gusombre2 жыл бұрын
15:41 made me bust out laughing.
@brucelau20232 жыл бұрын
“God sent the world to piss off Poofesure but send him to be more pissed off”
@kwasibrew80722 жыл бұрын
0:39 Honestly I’m impressed and surprised Poof didn’t take the chance to make a dick joke, especially with the little pause he had. Character development?
@B0ssguy2 жыл бұрын
he did, he said "or long" and zoomed in on beef boss, basically implied it
@wille50802 жыл бұрын
Poof playing MK Wii are always my favorite uploads.
@raymondmcginley56762 жыл бұрын
When poof plays mario kart, wii sports wii party etc you know your in for a good time
@CalloZxn2 жыл бұрын
should we tell him how beneficial the nunchuck is
@acegaming92032 жыл бұрын
Hey Poof, here’s a hint that might help ya. If you wanna get your item faster instead of waiting on the animation, click the button you use your item with a few times after you collect it. It’ll load it in faster :)
@fiveheadishere27112 жыл бұрын
Does that work on mario kart 8 deluxe on switch too? Curious lol
@AverageMD-Fan21 Жыл бұрын
@@fiveheadishere2711Yes, yes it does.
@dpackerman42032 жыл бұрын
Here’s a stat: Since Poofesure started playing Mario Kart Wii on his channel in 2019, he’s gotten 1st place on every single course… except for two: Grumble Volcano Bowser’s Castle (Special Cup)
@B0ssguy2 жыл бұрын
he could've gotten first in races he just didnt show
@CyanPlushCaptain2 жыл бұрын
@@B0ssguy these are some of the hardest courses in the game, so most likely not
@ek_films2 жыл бұрын
poof's insistence on using motion controls holds him back.
@fco642 жыл бұрын
sir I use motion controls on this game and I play very well I've been playing this game since 2010
@laser_uhhhh Жыл бұрын
@@fco64i mean a good player can use tkcs to move in an fps and that doesnt mean that those keybinds are good
@myowncomputerstuff2 жыл бұрын
I would love for TWD98 to do a collab with Poof. Troy's pro tips mixed with Poof's rage would be next level.