Misheard Lyrics And Made Up Songs. Steve Moris - Full Special

[@abelincoln3287]

My youngest son used to sing "Africa" by Toto when he was 4 or 5. He would walk around the house singing "I left my brains down in Africa". I would mutter "Apparently"

[@Daindrais]

🤣

[@SensSword]

His lyrics are better than the original.

[@rarad.3793]

"Apparently "

[@tonydalton459]

I guess Loraine’s down in Africa !

[@scottbiddle3967]

OMG!!! That's funny right there!!! "I don't care who you are"

[@thegreatgonzo458]

Thank you for your service, comedy, and existence man!

[@marypack7313]

I'm glad you survived and thanks for your service. I am 72 a mom of a son that got colon cancer from the burn pits in Iraq. He had stage 4 colon cancer and less than 4 years later he lost the battle on July 27, 2023. Left behind a wife and 2 daughters under 8 years old. This is the first time I've heard of you. You are funny and I enjoyed watching.

[@tomfitzgibbons6947]

Thanks!🤣

[@lindalape8493]

Thanks for the steering wheel joke!😂😂 Funny guy! We need to see more of him!

[@machelleromine2850]

God bless you. Ty for making us laugh.

[@oshunbleu6511]

I had a friend who misunderstood the lyrics of The Beachboys line, "Come on let's cruise". She thought it was "Come on lets screw.. ya got..nothin to lose" 😂

[@conkpit]

I remember Jimmy Hendrix line, "excuse me while I kiss the sky." But many misinterpreted as "excuse me while I kiss this Guy"

[@oshunbleu6511]

@@conkpit and Cheech and Chong had the guy that did the sounds and impressions ( I can't remember his name right off) who imitated Jimmy and sang "Scuze me while I kiss this fly" then the squeak "help me!" 😆 Those guys 🙄 😂😆

[@rhondablackburn3713]

I guess her boyfriend/ husband must have loved when that song came on the radio ! 😂

[@amyperusse8951]

My son used to sing, “He’s a juice box hero”, instead of “He’s a jukebox’s hero”. Loved it!!

[@nv7466]

Love it! Thank you for sharing 😂

[@theusher2893]

That's hilarious lmaooo

[@moni3634]

😂😂😂

[@louieo.blevinsmusic2011]

“Rollin’ down the street chewin’ bubblegum blunts, sippin’ on apple juice. With my mind on my momma and my momma on my mind.” I think I was 12 lol

[@dancinhorse]

I LOVE IT

[@billobermeyer660]

Herman's Hermits "She's A Must To Avoid" in my mind was "She's a muscular boy". I know it didn't make sense but it's what I heard! But in today's world...

[@benniedonald]

Thank you for your service brother veteran.

[@doublerainbow376]

😂🤣😂 I've finally found my people! 🤗 A 70's teen, so many songs that we made up our words. We couldn't understand theirs on our radios & 8 track players. "Why'd you do in your pants? Woo hoo."

[@oshunbleu6511]

@@doublerainbow376 I wish I could meet up with more 70's folks. I was born in 65 and it the nostalgia and friendship is welcome 🤗😁

[@doublerainbow376]

@@oshunbleu6511 What were some of your favorite songs in your teens?

[@attygarland6909]

When I was in my 20s and "Dude Looks Like a Lady" came out (Aerosmith) on the radio, for a long time I thought they were singing, "Do the 'Monkey' Lady" .. as in the '60s dance ... It was only recently when I saw their video that I realized what the song was really about ..

[@graftme3168]

I thought it was "do the funky lady." 😂

[@myjeevie]

Wonderful comedy and musicianship Steve Moris. Thank you to you and your pals for your service to our country, and all best wishes for your best of health. Hope to see another video from you soon.

[@mahlonedwards6826]

Good stuff ! Salute for your service. Good you survived. And thank you for being you and sharing! Lotsa laughs !! Music&Comedy, Forever!! Well here it is!

[@tasmedic]

"I just died in your arms tonight... musta been some kinda cheese" "Our Father who art in Heaven.. Harold be thy name!"

[@Jason-Moon]

If thy King Kong come, I will be done on Earth, as he is too heavy.

[@geofiggy]

You're amazing Steve. Great on you as a Colon Cancer Survivor. Thanks for your service. 👊🏼 God bless you,big guy. 🤟🏼🖖🏼

[@tillandsiausneoides]

What service did he provide to you?

[@dianejackson]

Listening to 70's and 80's mysic was my thing, they don't make them now like they used to so I switched over to Listening to Great Gospel songs 🙌

[@C.A.S7447]

This guy's seems like he be fun to be around. God Bless him and his family.

[@brendahyslop6770]

What a awesome comedian Steve Moris is, I really enjoyed his comedy! Bravo, and thank you for serving!

[@CarlGorn]

This is some of the most brilliant crowd work I've ever seen.

[@ghomerhust]

the first few minutes were full of absolutely painful laughter haha, my ribs ACHE right now!

[@rubyzuraff7358]

Actually had the crowd doing the work 😂

[@doublerainbow376]

@@ghomerhust same, I haven't laughed this hard in years 😂🤣😂

[@troyqueen9503]

Brilliant versus bright.

[@MsAdventure531]

You think 🤔

[@JohnSmith-ls3um]

There was a country song when I was a kid, Don’t Get Above Your Raisin’, that I swore was Don’t Get a Fuzzy Raisin. It came on the car radio one time when I was riding with my dad and I sang what I thought were the lyrics. My dad started laughing so hard, he had to pull the car over. He later said both interpretations were good recommendations. 😂

[@ssenssel]

I remember something I read on the interwets circa '98, I can't find it anywhere now but it has been living rent free in my head since. They guy wrote on a music forum about misheard lyrics that the first time he heard RHCP's Aeroplane he thought the chorus of the song was "It's my yellow thing.." instead of "It's my aeroplane.." The reasoning for that was he believe the whole band got jaundice on their weeners. 😂

[@NatandGeorge]

I love this beginning: start a song, point the mic at the audience & getting paid!

[@DM-uv3sd]

Congrats on the good news good sir. You deserve it.May God Bless you. Thanks for a great set.👍👍

[@dkdriver6456]

Thanks!

[@lynnmitzy1643]

My friends mom sang. ...who wants to go fry an egg.... instead of " go to fire lake"😂😂😂

[@guysumpthin2974]

The mom air-bag !

[@marianhutchison596]

Steve - I lived in Iowa City, Iowa in the '60's, for Junior High, and my older brother was career Air Force. He is now 75, with Parkinsons. I am 71, and diabetic. Dude, I had a GREAT time tonight (April 2, 2024) singing along with you, and laughing at the misheard lyrics! Thank you for your talent, your courage, and your healing. Stay strong!

[@Bugg...0_o]

🫡 🇺🇲 I hope you gentlemen have many more lovely evenings together. It's nice to be able to experience these things together with strangers across the world. I am just old enough to know what it was like before the internet was commonly used around where I live. I was a teen when I really started using it. Even now, I still forget that if I don't know something, I can just... look it up, right then. 😅It's hard to explain to my kid what that's like. I imagine the world has changed for y'all in several ways like that, too, durring your lives. I love that the internet can break down barriers between the generations (as long g as we don't let those with vested interests in dividing us keep us separated.) You two have a wonderful day. ❤️

[@allenwalker1379]

My dad and brother inlaw both did their 20 in the Air Force. Both developed parkinsons.

[@barbarawalsh2875]

For years, I remember my daughter singing Cher’s gypsies, tramps and thieves, and she sang it gypsies chimpanzees.

[@BirdDogey1]

They call her a tramp by Elvis.

[@jackdupp3181]

😂

[@MrJohnnyDistortion]

😂

[@bigtenor62]

And every night all the men would come around "and lay the monkey down"

[@jackdupp3181]

@@bigtenor62 that's actually kinda funny within the context 😂

[@careyashley8309]

One of the funniest comedians I've heard!

[@tbird1275-m8j]

Love it! Need more from him! Thankyou for the laughs and your service!

[@JacobL228]

I'm 28 and I got all of these references. My parents waited a long time to have kids and my dad loved to play classic songs on the radio. Now I listen to them too. To quote the great Bob Seger, "Today's music ain't got the same soul."

[@paulmcnutt6358]

My daughter is 15. I'm 54. She knows 'em all.

[@endokrin7897]

Thank you for your service.

[@marianhutchison596]

For real. I am 71, and my 26 year old daughter likes Elvis and the Beach Boys!

[@Orisni]

I’m 30 and I’m right there with you, was lucky to grow up in a very musical household my dads a drummer and played in a band for as long as I can remember, & it was 60’s 70’s 80’s music

[@randywollin5732]

That was good. I enjoyed you and thank you my fellow vet. At least you know I mean it and by the way In 70 so I understood all of your jokes. I'd also add young people don't even know what they missed out on. Reaction music videos really show that.

[@nenaelliott8058]

Steve Moris goes straight to my top 10 favorites list. Being of the same generation this set really brought back so many fun and happy memories. Thanks Steve and thanks Drybar. ❤❤❤

[@jeffnelson9420]

Thank you for your service 👍 Your comedy is great 👍 Prayers for continued health. Thanks for sharing and have a Blessed Day!!!

[@sylviagarrison6606]

I Watched l Loved l Laughed, this guy is Very Lovable, and Sweet!!

[@nymalous3428]

I just got back from a funeral for a friend's father. You had me laughing at several points and smiling throughout. Stay well.

[@DefectivePieceofChalk]

Same here. Couldn't stop laughing out loud. Though the other people at the service didn't seem to get it. Their loss I say.

[@susansamsel8080]

Sorry for your loss, thankful for your laughter

[@kornfreak78]

This guy made me laugh. I don't laugh very often anymore. Thank you, Sir.

[@nenaelliott8058]

I'm sorry you don't get to laugh more. That's really sad cause laughter is the best medicine. I hope life treats you kind. 🤟

[@tonyboneful]

He makes it look easy, easy like a sunday mormon

[@TheBiggRiggz]

You gotta laugh. I feel you though, life is f'd beyond belief right now, at least in my own sphere of existence. Gotta one way ticket on a fast rocket ship to divorce after 20 years together. I've tried marriage counseling, intensive marriage counseling. I've done my own therapy as well just in case I was the problem. But sometimes there's nothing that can be done. I'm not ready to ingest lead at high velocity or anything, but I've been close. I realized that not only do I have great things to live for, kids to raise and watch build their own families, but life is bound to be so much better once I'm out of the energetic life suckling hole I've been in for the last few years. One of the big big things that's gotten me thru is comedy. Drives my wife nuts that I can manage to laugh when life is so depressing. She's not looking to better herself or anything, seems to be content in the bottom of the gutter where she's at, I think it bugs her that I didn't allow her to drag me in there with her. I can only help so much, but you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped. I can name some great comedians for you if you'd like extra laugh fuel. They're not Dry Bar level though, although one of them somehow managed to do a Dry Bar special, he's a good good friend of mine. Jose Sarduy. Another friend up here in Seattle also did a dry bar a few years ago, Andrew Rivers. Both hilarious guys. They have helped me get thru as well as they always make me laugh and have helped teach me how to laugh at myself. Good luck buddy, you'll get thru it. Whatever it is 🤘😎🤘

[@Stevenowski]

Force yourself! 😂

[@grimmertwin2148]

Listen to Crossroads guitar duel as it really sounds. Guaranteed laugh. Can I recommend Katt Williams, Robin Williams, Greg Chappelle and Richard Pryor

[@teresecox4109]

😂 For years I thought it was Phillip W Freedom! Instead of Philadelphia Freedom. 😂

[@garywi.9299]

I think I stepped in Katman doo. That's the last I wanted to do. When I tried to get out of here, I stepped in katman doo.

[@klarisakivlin9433]

God bless you and all those who saved your life sir. You brought joy and laughter to me with your video ❤

[@danatinsley397]

There is a folk song that says "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care" my daughter was saying "Jimmy craped corn and I don't care". 😂

[@RockOfLions]

I wouldn't, but I bet Jimmy would.

[@TrixRN]

I loved this guy! Laughed all the way through & then that piece at the end…his cancer survival & veteran status plus shout out to other vets. Chef’s kiss 😘

[@tartsonawire]

Awesome, very funny! Congrats on beating cancer! And thank you and all service men and woman for doing what you do.

[@russianroll211]

Finally a real comedian. He knows how to Make people get loose. 🤣

[@debramoore1428]

When my son was six he said Mommy who is Richard Stands? Where did you here about him? He says you know and to the republic of Richard Stands, one nation...😮

[@wendyeskelin8765]

I loved the comedy routine. It's always nice to hear that someone is getting their life back on track after a really tough time.

[@12thDecember]

The audience could really sing! Looking forward to seeing Steve on stage at Dry Bar Comedy again. ♥

[@randallsbpu6889]

Love starting my day with a good laugh and you Steve did just that. One Air Force vet to another, AIM HIGH and Thank You for your service.

[@lindalape8493]

God bless you for your service! So glad to hear your cancer survivor story!

[@1edgeman76]

Ok, this guy DID NOT get the laughs he so rightly deserved!!!! Great Job!!! I would buy a ticket to watch you anytime!!!

[@MakerBees333]

❤❤❤🎉 always a great day when a full special drops on the YT! 🙏 Thank you for all the good smiles.

[@JUDYACST]

I loved ZZTopp's Every girl's crazy bout a Shy Deaf Man. Haha

[@timothycarey3883]

Ever girls crazy about a shark dressed man.

[@joleannavaira5990]

When my God Daughter was a little her favorite group was "oreo speedwagon" loved it

[@ArdenSvoboda]

My wife worked at the VA you mentioned for 31 years. I'm a USAF vet. If you ever come back to town, I'll buy you a beer (or whatever) Love the routine!

[@rogerwachal3718]

Great performance, Steve. I found you when I was surfing you tube

[@321CatboxWA]

Getting it up at the Hotel California, What a nice surprise, right between her ....

[@ToddKnauer]

Used to go watch Steve at Chestnut Mountain ski resort all the time back in the 80s. He was my hero. I can still hear him playing Me and Julio followed by the theme to Gilligan's Island. :)

[@teresacartwright5406]

Every time I've heard Madonna singing it, it still sounds like "Last night I dreamt of some bagels". I LOVE "Baking carrot biscuits"!!! Thanks for posting this - I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

[@DrummerGrrrl]

"Young girl with eyes like potatoes." I actually thought those were the lyrics.

[@RubyTwilite]

The Beatles Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds was "...as the girl with colitis goes by..."

[@charlynegezze8536]

"Carrot biscuits" made me cry from laughing.

[@watchingthewheelsgoround260]

I haven’t laughed so hard in a while. Thank you for your service sir. 🇺🇸❤️

[@M-hc9xm]

I remember years ago, standing in a grocery store aisle, listening to a woman not shyly singing "way down south" to Lay Down Sally. I still laugh every time i hear the Clapton song.

[@anogaijinjapan6647]

Right now I’m on a Princess ship performing. I stumbled on your video while hanging in my cabin. What a treat 👏👏👏🤣

[@angelafender]

I subbed ❤

[@jamiloy7769]

So funny! Never saw him before. I was hoping he had his own channel but so far I can only find him on Dry Bar. I'd love to see more of his performances. A great comedian is an amazing way to get into a better mood! 🙂👋👍✌️💗

[@mariandujsik3893]

I thought it was "There's a bathroom on the right" LOL

[@californiaman8170]

I remember when we had family reunions, after dinner we would have talent shows and I distinctively remember we all singing La Bamba to each one of us singing made up spanish sounding lyrics 🤣😂

[@VueiyVisarelli]

0:59 🎶"Drove the Chevy through the levy on the very first try~"🎶

[@lumtaitai]

So good to see you on KZbin, Steve. We met you on a cruise several years ago and attended your show in Branson a while back. I kept up with you on Facebook but lost track of you. It looks like you're doing what you love to do...hope to catch your show again sometime. God bless 🙂

[@iwantcheesypuffs]

Steve Moris, you're awesome!

[@CheriHammer-Sullivan]

Love it love it love it!!!!!

[@HerculesCoronaBorealis]

Absolutely hilarious! Make a cruise top notch!

[@laurenblainebamartistmgt]

That was funny. I loved how you made the crowd do the work for you. Lol A fellow singer friend of mine SWORE that the words to I’d really love to see you tonight were, “I’m not talking bout millennium…” instead of, “I’m not talking about moving in…” lol!

[@lisaporter4017]

I thought it was I'm not talking about my linens. I never could figure that out. What? Sheets, napkins, what?

[@tiffanaynay777]

Amen!! God healed him! What a beautiful miracle! ❤

[@jameslipke354]

This was awesome!!! I have a few to share! 🤣 "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief! Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief! Dirty Deeds and they're Thunder Chief!" 🤣🤣🤣 "Whoa, we're halfway there, Whoa, oh, there's a lizard in a chair!" "Ooohhh, we've got to hold on to what we've got! It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not!"-Livin' On A Prayer-Bon Jovi I'm 57, my ex is 59. When he was a kid, when the song (You) Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate would come on the radio, he thought they lyrics, "I believe in Milk Duds (instead of miracles), you sexy thing!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ~APRIL LIPKE

[@parlorseries4864]

Yup, me too about Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. I still like it that way better!

[@jameslipke354]

@@parlorseries4864 One day I was laughing about "misheard" lyrics and my husband said, "It's really not that funny." I replied, "It really IS that funny when I'm singing along with the lyrics I've "heard" for so many years thinking "the audacity of these bands and solo artists not even knowing the lyrics to their own songs after all these years!" So yes, yes it is that funny when you look at it from that perspective!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ~APRIL LIPKE

[@chrisdowdle9326]

Really funny stuff. Your delivery and look are so on point. Hilarious 😂

[@skrimshaw72]

Loving these long form full specials! Thanks bunches!!! 🤣

[@patricia4595]

Godless you thank you for. Making my day. God Bless you and your family 🎉🎉😊

[@claudedalton8970]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! LOVE IT DRY BAR!

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

I used to think Def Leopard's starting lyrics for the song "Photograph" went: I'm outta luck, outta love Gotta photograph, good to rub (instead of: I'm outta luck, outta love Gotta photograph, picture of).

[@brucewilson1958]

The Kentucky Headhunters had a hit song called.. Let's Go Down to Dumas Walker's. My friend thought it was... Let's Go Down and Do Miss Walker.

[@annseabolt6645]

One of the funniest misheard lyrics was my friend’s mom. She thought the lyrics to the Beatles Day Tripper was “she was a state trooper” we thought we would bust a gut laughing

[@DogCollar-e7g]

There was a song by the British group Herman's Hermits called "She's a must to avoid." My friend thought it was "He's a muscular boy."

[@elvia3068]

He made me really happy thankyou.😂😘

[@AnneBiebrich]

My Daughter was singing along when "Every Time You Go Away" came on and she got to the phrase right after "every time you go away" and she sang "you take a piece of ME with you" ! We laughed so hard!

[@annmariemccooey6731]

Refreshing and hilarious. What an entertainer!

[@dinkeredwards5187]

Hilarious Show!!!! I laughed until I cried...I really needed it this morning!!! And I'm sooo Very Happy to hear about you surviving your Health Issues...Life Is Beautiful ✌️❤️

[@olliverklozov2789]

"We found love in a homeless place" 💃

[@pi-sx3mb]

Oh my, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. This was gold!

[@globetrekker86]

So rare to hear somebody explain why their jokes are funny and doing so with dignity. The explanations were even more hilarious 😄 Keep beating the odds, no matter the challenge, and being the hero that you are. By the way, a full-length album of those *rough draft* songs would be amazing! I’d buy it 😎

[@1LineAtATime]

❤Right?!

[@joshuawaltz9484]

This was great. Steve Moris is hilarious.

[@BetterBusinessBurroHonestRevie]

My buddy used to sing “playing twister in the sun” instead of blister in the sun! Still makes me chuckle

[@riverraisin1]

Back in the 70's, every time I picked up a Magic Marker I would sing "Got a Black Magic Marker!". So weird to find out I wasn't the only one.😁

[@adrenazanetti3660]

Love it! And it’s a dry bar yet the audience is acting like they’re doing drunk karaoke lolol! Hilarious!

[@worldwar2guns]

this guy isn't gold he's diamond lmfao i havent laughed so hard in a while.

[@Flashahol]

Just super refreshing humor! Princess should have released this guy to the world a long time ago.

[@laurielyden7327]

When I was 14, my best friend Cassie and I discovered AC/DC. My little sister was singing along, "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief. Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief." I asked her who Thunderchief was. She thought the song was about an Indian chief. I told her the lyrics were Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. Mind blown. She was slightly hard of hearing, so she was always misunderstanding lyrics, but that didn't stop her from singing.

[@dangard75.wordpressdotcom]

My brother had a friend that thought it was thirty thieves & the thunder jeep 😂

[@lisaporter4017]

Dunder cheap. Didn't figure it out tile just a few years ago.

[@OldLadyRocker]

Dunder kings for me 😂

[@metalboy5150]

I've always sung that song as "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief." I know the correct words, I just like it my way (and your sister's way) better.

[@lindagunderson732]

I thought they were saying "dirty jeans done dirt cheap "

[@CryStealHeart]

I liked this guy very funny. Love the guitar bits mixed in. We laughed alot

[@alexablackheart]

Steve Morris reminds me of that super cool grandpa or dad we all know or have! Definitely loving his set and his style ❤️

[@lindalape8493]

Some pretty fine talent in that audience!!

[@larrylawson5172]

We took a cruise to Alaska with a group of real bearded Santa's. They even wrote a song about the small showers. "We don't fit in the showers!"

[@nv7466]

I thought that song by Genesis "That's All" was saying "That Song." I sang it that way up until about a year ago when my car display showed what was playing on the radio! 😂 First time I've had a fancy car like that.

[@mayalove3364]

Oh shoots I thought it was That Song until right now reading this😅

[@warrogue62]

LOL for me it was I'm not talking bout the LInen, For those of you who dont remember that song, it was " I'm Not talking bout moving in." lol and my baby brother used to sing hey jude as hey Dude. great memories thanks for that.

[@artwatts3670]

I'm going to hell for laughing at the blind skydiver. Thanks