Some Music Has The Dumbest Lyrics. Dry Bar Comedy

Some music has the dumbest lyrics and the comedians of Dry Bar Comedy have definitely taken notice. In this Dry Bar Comedy compilation all about stupid song lyrics the Dry Bar Comedy comedians discuss some the dumbest song lyrics they have ever heard, or maybe misheard. Whether you're someone who never listens to lyrics, or you're someone who loves the lyrics to song this Dry Bar Comedy compilation is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@michaelthomas1843]

I used to embarrass my daughter when she was around 14. I had a two hour commute so I used to memorize some of her music. When her GF's were in the car, I would sing along to the Spice Girls and watch her and her friends expressions...lol

[@carolannroberts]

Best. Father. Ever.

[@markobegus]

You should do this TODAY she will love you for it!...don't have a daughter but I cannot wait to embarrass my 13-year-old niece like this...got it planned already! hahah

[@stinarogers4262]

I used to get down to baby got back in front of my kids friends whenever my kids would piss me off... best punishment EVER

[@ShadowDemon_4]

I may not be a parent but I think it's basically required to embarrass your children at this point, Lol.

[@jayboogie7956]

Just keep in mind....some kids turn into serious terrorists/killers due to this form of hazing and "embarrassment harassment". Tread lightly.

[@globetrekker86]

* Guy breaks up with his girl * : “I can see clearly now. Lorraine is gone.”🎶 * Same guy, regretful, years later *: “I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?” 🎶

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

That's hiliarious! 🤣

[@Kinseliplier]

is that really what he says in the song? I thought he was saying "I can see clearly now the rain is gone". it sounds more like this and this makes more sense.

[@sirensatnight4463]

I can see all popsicles in my way . . .

[@Kinseliplier]

@@sirensatnight4463 I can see clearly now the parade has gone. I can see all the floats in my way.

[@jeremysmithers6119]

Keith Whitley- “I’m no stranger to Lorraine”

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

2:32 That “every song from 1950” bit made me think of way more examples than I was expecting.

[@ryankelly9032]

He was actually singing the beginning to Blue Moon. But many other songs from that era have that sound.

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

Popular music is most often basic because not everyone has the ears of a musician. I'll never forget one time my "prog/artrock" band opened up for a top 40 cover band, and the audience consisted of about 30 people who came to see them, plus our two roadies. After each of our songs there was a smattering of polite clapping, but the stomping and cheering from the headline band backstage drowned out the audience.🤣😂🤣

[@kathleenredick275]

Who put the bop in the bop de bop de bop? Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? 😂

[@RCGshakenbake]

Seeing Kevin Farley up there sends chills up my spine. He looks just like his brother. RIP Chris.

[@darrylh547]

Honestly I had no clue Chris even had a brother, I thought it was a cheap attempt to get clicks. But yes looks so much like him.

[@fenixphire84]

Sounds like him too 😢

[@makemarker]

Same body movements too

[@oppothumbs1]

Coast to coast Chris Farley to Kevin, big western men..

[@brandonhallmagic6162]

Yeah? So did Gallagher’s brother. How did that turn out?

[@flucheaux]

“I’ll get over you, I know I will. I’ll pretend my shit’s not stinkin’…”🎶 25 yrs later I realized they were saying “ship’s not sinking”. 🙄

[@nannerl6243]

Oh that's bad..LOL

[@gailburk1523]

Omg...i am dying over here, i think your lyrics are waaaay better!😂😂😂

[@3girliez617]

😂😂😂

[@apriladelewhyte]

Lol your way is more true to life.

[@suzanneritter8001]

I spat out my wine reading this! Red wine. Fortunately I snorted it up my nose and swallowed most of the nasty backwash and no red wine hit the carpet! Too funny!

[@theREALchubert76]

"Slash her tires and move on." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Robin-fx3bn]

9

[@richardwarren1718]

Hearing your five-year-old daughter in the back seat jamming to Aretha singing "we going riding on the freeway of love in a pink-eye-hat."😂

[@EPICSOUNDTRAX]

This guy made me feel amazing. I am not an American and I was beating myself very hard for not understanding the lyrics and it turned out many native speakers cannot understand the lyrics too. Thank you.

[@junglemoose2164]

Many of aren't good at hearing lyrics correctly. I haven't heard lyrics correctly since 1997.

[@TheWatcher-kv8jx]

Yeah, well don't beat yourself up over the (British) Rolling Stones, either. Jagger was born with marbles in his mouth.

[@MrSuganutz]

Salt water under the fridge.

[@Youtuber5775-]

Peter Gabriel’s song “big time,” helped me so much. My little boy thought it said “pee time” so he would run to the toilet to go. Then it became poop time and he was potty trained! 😜😂🤣

[@wesleytownsend8214]

You are brilliant! I’d like to time travel back about 12 years for my grandson and try that! I wish you the very best!

[@bobstadelmayer8402]

You got to fight...for your right...to potty!

[@nostradamus7648]

Don't get too excited. That's the same kid picking out your nursing home.

[@fluidikons]

It's even got encouraging lines like "I'm on my way I'm making it.."🤣🤣

[@design_is_my_jam8823]

​@@fluidikons 😂😂😂

[@rustyaxelrod]

I had a buddy who thought “two tickets to paradise” was “two chickens to paralyze”. Love Eddie’s music but I never heard that song the same again!

[@beatlesrgear]

🤣😂🤣 Eddy Money was the kind of guy who probably get up on stage and actually sing that just for fun if you told him that's what your friend thought he was singing 😅

[@rustyaxelrod]

@@beatlesrgear - He put on a great show and seemed like a good guy. I saw him on the Life for the Taking tour about 1982ish in Las Cruces NM. Even went back stage after the show. I saw another video describing him as stingy and cheap but I didn’t pick up on that in the few minutes we talked with him. This show was on a holiday weekend and they didn’t sell a lot of tickets, Eddie came out and asked the crowd if they wait a few minutes to reset the stage for a party. They turned up the lights and moved the stage to the end of the venue, right up near the hand rail of the upper seating and everybody seemed to have a great time, including Eddie and the band, they were really “on” that night. I don’t remember his name but they had the left handed guy on guitar that night, excellent player and killer tone. All the songs that night had a good, rockin edge to them, Life for the Taking was even longer than the album version and was particularly hard. Gimme some Water, Can’t Keep a good Man Down… Good memory! My buddy screwin up the lyrics was a few years later. When we corrected him he said “ yea, I always thought that was a messed up thing to write a song about”. Lol

[@gregorszurnicki41]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@audoremus]

This made me laugh harder than the video

[@christinerobbins9376]

🤣🤣🤣 This reminded me of an interview with Ozzy Osbourne, where he said : "I used to think Purple Haze by Jimmi Hendrix went 🎶 Excuse me, while I kiss this guy🎶 😂🤣😂🤣

[@chrisjaybecker]

My favorite misheard lyrics include Johnny Rivers, "Secret Asian Man" and the Creedence classic, "There's a bathroom... on the right."

[@kathleenredick275]

OMG! Those are hilarious.

[@KetaKat-gv3xi]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffreyarmstrong506]

Hold me closer Tony Danza

[@LC-le9ew]

No one can convince me that the lyrics aren’t “Secret Asian man.”

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

I so have to tell my S.O. that one. 😂

[@gregb6469]

In You Only LIve Twice that's what he became!

[@carolannroberts]

They are on the Jackie Chan movie …forget the name…The Neighbor I think or something like it

[@carolannroberts]

Btw. He played a Secret Asian Man, lol!

[@BornToPun7541]

I actually used to think it was "Secret Aging Man"!

[@linoleluminum2017]

" i'd catch a grenade for her " "prove it son" ... best reply

[@rsnak3803]

😊

[@DorothyTurner-yo9sz]

I was visiting my daughter in Utah when the hokey-pokey lyricist passed away. There was a Mormon church across the street. I was sitting on the porch reading, enjoying the day when my two dozen identical vehicles pulled into the parking lot Out of each vehicle came six people, all boys from one half, all girls from the other, they all stood quietly for a few moments and then out of the church building came the hokey-pokey song over a loudspeaker They all danced the hokey-pokey, bowed to each other afterwards, went to their respective vehicles, got in them and drove off. I wish I’d had my phone with me and could’ve recorded that. It was kind of mind blowing.

[@glasswingbutterfly]

From a similar site about hard to hear lyrics, someone wrote that growing up, he always thought Billy Joel's song,"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." was actually "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attorney." That one hit my funny bone and I couldn't stop laughing. That would be an awful defense against an arson charge.

[@42ayla]

I remember my grandfather complaining about my music being so repetitive. He wasn't real happy when I pointed out the chorus to one of his favourite songs was 'I'm going to leave old Durham town. I'm going to leave old Durham town. I'm going to leave old Durham town, and that leavin's really getting me down." Apparently that was different.

[@scabscerte]

Every blues song sounds like the singer has short term memory loss.

[@neptunesotherdaughter7119]

ALWAYS IS.

[@christinerobbins9376]

😂😂😂

[@christinagomez5079]

Lol, it always is certainly different, no apparently about it.

[@1vtmom966]

Cool! My mind sang "And the leavin's really getting me down".

[@TexasLadyS]

When I was a teen in the early 80’s, my grandmother loved my music! Mostly The Bee Gees were her favorites. Every time I played their music she would get up and dance!

[@bethclark8088]

My daddy absolutely loves The Bee Gees. I love them too. I was born in 87 lol my Mama was a teen when she had me.

[@mikemcleroy8265]

That’s a cool grandma!

[@d.taygray1250]

Love love love The Bee Gees. In fact I have their greatest hits in the cd player in my car right now. 😄❤️🎶

[@RepentfollowJesus]

My grandma lived Turn The Page by Bob Seger.

[@randomchipfat937]

My grandmother was deaf

[@MiBzAn]

Gosh the family resemblance is strong. I imagine Chris would be enjoying this show immensely. Keep us laughing Kevin ❤️

[@dodgermkz]

To this day I still hear “I’m not talkin’ ‘bout the linen…” in the song “I’d Really Love to See You Tonight” by England Dan and John Ford Coley. 😂

[@rogersikorski3794]

Goddamn, I always thought that too.

[@riverraisin1]

It took me 30 years to figure out what he was saying.

[@timz7548]

And I don't want to change your lights

[@LymanPhillips]

I'm not talking about Millennium...

[@joshuablack8221]

All Pearl Jam songs sound like my drunk uncle singing in the garage 😂

[@rorschach4391]

Evenflow!!!

[@tophernuttle420]

I'm certain I heard a shabalabadingdong in there fkn somewhere....

[@robadams5799]

I've been noticing that a disturbing number of singers lately have been sounding like Hootie and the Blowfish--which means they sing like they have a clothespin on their nose.

[@lisagulick4144]

@@rorschach4391 While i agree about Vetter's enunciation, the song you mention is serious. There's nothing stupid about homeless people with mental problems.

[@chriswhite2151]

The tunes sound like he is making them up as he is singing them.

[@psefti]

My husband thought Jim Croce was singing “ meaner than a drunk outlaw” it was “ meaner than a junk yard dog”

[@LornaEGL]

That's actually a great lyric!

[@lizhowerton895]

Those both work!😊

[@aethelred9781]

What? it isn't "junkyard dog"? Mind blown.

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

Dogs in the front porch Chickens in the yard Everybody's out there Working so hard 😄

[@oldrrocr]

AT 10:50, I SPIT OUT MY COFFEE!🤣 the thought of my wife twerking in front of the kids and grandkids... GOLD!

[@globetrekker86]

Lady Falone. Lady Falone. I’ve got two chickens, a pair of dice! 🎶 Mondegreens (misheard lyrics) are priceless!

[@claudiaarjangi4914]

🤦‍♀️🎶 Blinded by the light, Wake up, Revolution, It's a Mormon in the night 🎶 😂

[@aethelred9781]

Always heard revved up like a douche another boner in the night lol.

[@boboften9952]

" You're getting ahead of me ma'am " Laugh my arse off .

[@ViewThis.]

"Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again !" Ahhh the 70's cocaine fueled disco lyrics.

[@grandmalovesmebest]

I remember singing that when it first came out. My husband said I must have misunderstood the lyrics.😡

[@daybird2]

Arthur Treacher once recited that entire song as a poem on the Merv Griffin Show and I laughed until I hurt all over! (think I just dated myself)

[@triggerwarning5762]

The original was Richard Harris, 1968.

[@rort1371]

Sometimes lyrics are just meant to paint a vivid picture of a scene in your head. It doesn’t always have to make sense

[@angelamillard6418]

❤ actual lyrics lol😂

[@jenyork23]

My friend on a road trip with me: "I been through the desert on a horse with no legs..."

[@gailburk1523]

Lol, that would have been a whole different kind of hell😬😂😂

[@RepentfollowJesus]

Oh my word. I loved America. But no legs. How did they get through the desert? Lol I would pay money to know what he was picturing in his mind !

[@exothermal.sprocket]

I've heard of a horseless carriage, but a legless horse.....

[@ConservativeHippie001]

😂😂😂

[@robadams5799]

🤣

[@shirleyann3344]

I was 9 years old when “Love will keep us together” by Captain & Tenille was released. I always thought the lyrics, “ Young and beautiful But someday your looks will be gone! When the others turn you off, Who'll be turning you on?,” was “But someday your lips will be gone!” 😂😂😂 To this day that’s how I still sing it 😁

[@TakaComics]

I remember finding a website of misheard lyrics that people would send in, and the one that always stayed in my head was that classic Aerosmith song… “Lovin’ an alligator!”

[@dinaghikas7933]

Was it kissthisguy? I loved that website.

[@kenwittlief255]

slow talking Walter, the Fire Engine Guy

[@timothyhodges8374]

The Beatle’s “She’s go a chicken to ride”

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

My face hurts from laughing about these song lyrics! 😂

[@grandmalovesmebest]

I'm laughing so hard not only are tears running down my face but my nose is running too! Never knew that could happen!

[@anitawindbigler7100]

@@grandmalovesmebest same. Even if on older songs, I actually know the lyrics. I've heard so many sing them wrong. Bet they suck if do karaoke. Lol

[@ShadowFoxSF]

They were all amazing.

[@kathrynb4683]

It's called laugh face🤣😂

[@santosmadrigal3702]

I saw a T shirt that said : what if the hokey pokey was really what it's all about .

[@jaymartin4166]

Weird Al made a career from doing this.

[@jeffrichards1537]

Weird Al is a God among men when it comes to music comedy.

[@brandi8040]

Weird Al is a genius. 🙏

[@Somegirl811]

Yes!!! Weird Al forever!

[@RondTripp]

My fave!

[@Primalxbeast]

That's different because he's intentionally funny. 😀

[@ericwalker8636]

"Sweet Child Of Mine" ~ "...and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by." When does thunder do ANYTHING quietly, Axl?

[@goobs3988]

That’s on you. Axl was praying for a miracle.

[@robshepherd3782]

Ripped off from a song by an Australian band. Look it up on here. Sweet child of mine original.

[@robshepherd3782]

Australian Crawl. Thats the bands name.

[@kingcarrot6355]

It O' mine captain 😂😂

[@johnnye87]

You mean, that memory of wishing as a scared child that the scary thing would go away was.... IRRATIONAL??? I think you've blown this case wide open

[@BadPandaRacing]

The iconic resemblance to his brother is so scary he looks identical but yet calm unlike Chris....... Legend

[@LukeZwarteVacht]

I was driving with my nephew one day and heard him singing, "I'm blue, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy."

[@zookey9724]

He not wrong it do sound like that 😂

[@gregorszurnicki41]

🤷‍♂️

[@thomasarussellsr]

Song?

[@LukeZwarteVacht]

@@thomasarussellsr Blue

[@dalek_groot4486]

If i was green I would die

[@karenlowes7802]

My dad used to offer to drive me to school and then he'd roll down the window and sing loudly while I sank to the floor with embarrassment!

[@chrisbailey518]

That's good parenting

[@dewalt4594]

Wow , you got a ride to school ? That must of been nice in the bad weather . A few kids I went to school with didn't even know who their dad was. You sound like a very lucky person Karen . You should call your dad and tell him thanks

[@BradB93]

Everyone is hilarious. But, Brad Upton is just straight up GENIUS!😂

[@bakhytgul4457]

Yep! Watched and rewatched his part :)))

[@TracyIce]

I love Brad Upton, should be a lot more popular he deserves it. Never a dull moment listening to his shows!

[@thatdamkat]

Yes He Is! ❤😂❤

[@gregb8565]

Been waiting 2 years since I saw this fir him to visit the Bay Area

[@wendischeer3609]

My oldest daughter used to sing, “Like a silly can holder” instead of “Like the ceiling can’t hold us.” 😂 My middle daughter sang, “You can call me green bean” for “You can call me queen bee” on Royals by Lourdes. The best was best friend, in HS we loved Metallica and we were cruising around one night when she belted out, “Nupa joined this earth and quickly he said dude!” From the song The Forgiven.” The actual lyrics are, “New blood joins this earth, and quickly he’s subdued.” 😂😂😂

[@loris6341]

That B.O.B. "Nothin' on You" line: "Baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes".... Classic.

[@HAUNTED-DOLL]

As a child I was a little disturbed whenever I'd hear Kenny Rogers sing, "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. With four hungry children and a crotch that won't heal..."

[@jamesboyle2750]

For me it was always 400 children

[@kathleenbutler4602]

🤣😂

[@andreakaniecki7250]

I’m dying that explains so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vickyadams523]

🤣

[@bigfoot4000]

Four hundred children that crapped in the field.

[@douglascutler1037]

Someone should work this Neil Diamond lyric into one of these routines: "I am"... I said To no one there And no one heard at all Not even the chair OK, if you're expecting a chair to hear your existential cry you need to back off and wait 'till you come down.

[@donna6376]

Lol my mother always thought they were singing bow-legged woman 😆😆🤣🤣

[@robadams5799]

Your mother thought who were singing "bow-legged woman"?

[@pft709]

14:20 Shockingly accurate Eddie Vedder impression right here.

[@Burnout1997]

Owen Benjamin does a great Eddie Vedder as well

[@victorianewton2426]

I know and its so true

[@andytomblin2676]

My son, aged 4, had a slight speech impediment and I will never forget hearing him innocently sing "play dat futtin musit white boy".

[@Yougaljuboja]

🤣🤣🤣

[@luigi-time5004]

*America*

[@josephsolowyk7697]

Slight? 😂

[@MammalianCreature]

@@luigi-time5004 Weebs

[@aqua6613]

I think at 4 pretty much everyone sounds like they have a slight speech impediment...it's called childhood 😆

[@GoldenMarky]

"We have identified the body but we're not sure who the name is" well done man well done

[@letsrock12345]

That doobie brothers impression was spot on 🤣

[@bhornannawindeedeigh5007]

"Those aren't lyrics - you're reading out of a Sears Catalog at this point." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

[@ChestinysDialed]

I remember years ago I had a friend singing Amadeus in the car. Her chorus lyrics were 'Hot potatoes, hot potatoes' Try unhearing that for the rest of your life.

[@Hollylivengood]

Oh that is rough. I had a friend who would sing out Are you bringing in the shives to Steely Dan's Reeling in the Years. I understand your pain.

[@SakuraMoonflower]

I CACKLED, I LOVE MONDEGREENS! XD

[@kaliefaul1905]

My dumbass used to think that Nirvana sang: *Ugly mask on a banana* *A potato in a Speedo* I was a strange kid. 😂

[@seanwilkinson7431]

I was also a huge fan of Wolfgang Hot Potatoes Mozart as a kid. Rock me, Hot Potatoes!

[@Thi-Nguyen]

OMG! You guys are KILLING ME! I am trying SO HARD right now not to laugh too loud! My other half is sleeping - has to work tomorrow and I’m retired. I’m always up late watching comedy on KZbin but the messed up lyrics in this one is just killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DarttheLegend]

12:35- that is the best and funniest Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

[@venomousbluefrog]

The comedian missed an opportunity there b/c Michael McDonald ALSO does background vocals on the Steely Dan song "Peg"

[@robadams5799]

It's the ONLY Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

[@MisterBeauJanGels]

VH1 used to have programs full of interview clips by C-listers and D-listers trying to move up the career ladder by showing the world how funny and clever they were. One such program had someone goofing on Michael McDonald by comparing him to Charlie Brown's parents. It might be this same guy for all I remember.

[@RepentfollowJesus]

He did a better job of pronouncing the words than the original

[@mirrorneurongirl]

Up until two years ago I thought the lyrics were "all the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Betty Davis eyes"

[@EffSharp]

Best misheard lyric ever: “every time you go, you take a piece of meat with you.”

[@shanegroves69420]

The hokey pokey joke was the darkest clean joke I've heard until the next one

[@Thi-Nguyen]

I died laughing before he even started because I immediately knew where it was going. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Chanteuse66]

I can only imagine what it was like when they were trying to put the guy in the casket in the first place!

[@ericbartol]

Combined, my sister and I had England Dan and John Ford Coley singing "I'm not talking 'bout the linen, and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around, and I'd really love to see you tonight."

[@elisabethseaton6521]

I thought it was the Stars are out

[@notsoseriousmoonlight]

Oh yes, I remember that linen!

[@ericbartol]

@@elisabethseaton6521 It is. That was my contribution to the mess we made.

[@eyeswideopen8570]

That's exactly the way I sang it!! This made me laugh so hard!

[@MiscMartiniGal]

Oh man, one night watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight" I paused when the song started to tell my husband the wrong lyrics I used to sing. And them Samuel did the same! I laughed so hard!

[@sueware8377]

My niece came home from church one Sunday and I asked her what she did and how it went...she said her favorite part is when they were singing...I asked what song...she replied: "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear"! Made Jesus grin, no doubt!

[@kobayashi.official]

When I was a kid and we’d confess our sins in church and say “I am heartily sorry for them” I always thought we were saying “I am hardly sorry for them.” XD gives it quite a different meaning! Pretty sure Jesus thought it was adorable.

[@simonsmith1974]

This comment made my year.

[@ceruleanblue09]

​@@kobayashi.official Oh my goodness! I would say something similar "Oh my God, I'm partly sorry...."! So funny!

[@andrewvelonis5940]

That's an old one.

[@MsGbergh]

I thought there was a line in 'He who would true valour see', was 'He first avowed in tent, to be pilgrim.' It gave me an image of a man who turned a hiking and camping holiday, into a pilgrimage. The 23rd psalm confused me. Why were we singing about not wanting the Lord my Shepherd?

[@stareppinger8204]

This is one of the funniest videos, 🤣 I give them all a 9! I watched this alone, and haven't laughed like this in Years! Thank you all, for relieving stress!! 😂

[@marygrant882]

Kenny Rogers, You picked a fine time to leave me you seal. Abba, Dancing Queen young and sweet only seven teeth.

[@robadams5799]

"Only seven teeth." That's HYSTERICAL! '🤣

[@jzinser-mandala9117]

@@robadams5799. ‘you seal” is pretty funny too. Isn’t hat song called Lucille?

[@justinbarnes5498]

400 children with a crop in the field.....

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

Does he really say "you seal"? The hell does that mean?

[@youropionmattersnot]

Picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel....

[@suziephillips2320]

Years ago I went to a club with a girl I worked with. The DJ started playing a song by Bananarama called Venus. Except she had never caught the title. She starts singing at the top of her lungs, "Well, I'm your penis, I'm your fire, At your desire!" I said um, it is called Venus, so you just got one word wrong there. Right in the middle of the song, we had a blackout as it was a storm outside. She was still singing along and right when the lights went out, she yelled, Well I'm your penis... Every person in the bar started to laugh!!

[@sherryczerniejewski1850]

That song was originally recorded by a group Shocking Blue in 1968. I've always thought they used "Venus" in the lyrics because in those days you couldn't say "penis" in a song or on the radio

[@beatlesrgear]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@3dove37]

😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@celizabethteal1444]

🤣

[@christacooper140]

God you just finished the lyrics for me I sing a song just to make people laugh and instead of she's got it I sing she farted yeah baby she farted she came from Venus gagged on your penis yeah she farted

[@hailz9152]

“And he says- SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, so I call her BIG BOOTY..”😂😂

[@lencranston8183]

20:25 Absolutely the nicest Figured Maple guitar top I've ever seen on video !! "I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone" cracked me up ! Thank you, Guitar Man, Jason Love.

[@vivianchase-williams8508]

On my way home from work the female DJ came on and she could barely breathe she was laughing so hard. She said someone called in and requested “There’s a Bathroom on the Right” instead of “There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise.” To this day when I hear the song I sing there’s a bathroom on the right😂

[@kenmclemore523]

Of course... KDM

[@eunique4819]

OMG - I will never get that out of my head

[@GeckoHiker]

That IS the name of the song. I was a teenager when that came out, and we never got to look up the lyrics on the internet. So what they said is what it was.

[@johnnicolette9919]

Funny thing is there is a live album where John Fogerty actually sings the line 'there's a bathroom on the right'

[@cnault3244]

Reminded me of the group National Velvet and their song "Sex Gorilla". The song was actually called Sasparilla, but when they were starting to become popular at night clubs & smaller venues they kept getting requests shouted to do "Sex Gorilla" so they just went with taht and changed the title of the song and just said sex gorilla in stead of sasparilla.

[@buckbuchanan4902]

My brother used to think Journey was singing "So now I've come to you, with broken arms", until I explained it was "with open arms." And I used to honestly think that Elton John was singing "hold me closer, Tony Danza", until I learned it was actually Tiny Dancer.

[@sonofadeadbeat3051]

Tiny Dancer was a cover up. He WAS singing Tony Danza.

[@colleenhonderich1598]

Oh, that's too funny!

[@michaelmerck7576]

With Elton he probably wished it was Tony Danza

[@joannaneale9816]

Watch the head lice on the highway

[@scottbilger9294]

I thought a line in Rocket Man was "turning out abuse for near as long"

[@KJ-kn2ph]

I had friend in High School who thought Paul Simon's song "Kodachrome" lyric, "I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph" was actually "I got a knife in grandma, I love to take a photograph".

[@johnheath4305]

Walk this Way = Walter Sway

[@krtyrgrl]

I loved the song, but thought he was wearing a coat of chrome....

[@aaronbarlow4376]

"I wanna reach out and grab you Jay-neee, I know what love ay-is" Dying lol.

[@terri348]

My grand daughters watched a movie STRANGE MAGIC. I sang along to every single song. The oldest looked at me and asked, "how many times you watch this movie?" She doesn't know it's songs I listened to when I was a teenager!

[@dougiequick1]

I loved when a band my kids liked covered an old song and then they were amazed my wife and I would sing along...but then there were songs WE thought were new back in the day that were also just covers

[@angelbear_og]

Reminds me of when my eldest niece was about 10 or so, I was driving her somewhere and Styx's Mr. Roboto came on the radio. I started singing along and her eyes went wide as saucers and she exclaimed, "How do you know this song!" Honey, it was the first cassette tape of my own that I bought -- when it came out!

[@marthabowman5933]

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[@ret.stockbroker663]

Knew a girl in 1980ish when Rupert Holmes's, "Escape", aka (The Pina Colada Song) came out. We were in Jr. High so about 13-14 years old. She swore it said, "If you like beef enchiladas" LMAO still to this day at 55.

[@NoName-fx9zi]

My wife thought "I Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison said "Back Up, I Might Sit On You." 🤔

[@jimthar17]

An old friend of mine used to sing the lyrics to "We got the beat" by the Go-Go's as "We got big feet" and I, and now you, will never hear it the same again. You're welcome.

[@user-bn7bk5mw4s]

This was the only song my high school band could play. No lie. My friend and I used to sing "my dogs in heat my dog's in heat Yeah! My dog's in heat!"😂😂

[@Blakeneyd]

“Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes byyyyyy....”

[@notsoseriousmoonlight]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonelfilipek7848]

You made me spit laugh!

[@lauramalek3128]

'Cause...you know if she DID....she WOULD go by ....um ....slowly. 😁

[@user-np7pq2gy1v]

Lol!

[@Kaaukuu]

That's awesome! Set it up with, "Name a song about inflammatory bowel disease."

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

Missheard Lyrics are the greatest thing Pop Music is giving us. In Germany we are often referring to those type of songs as "Agathe Bauer" songs, which has its origin to that Snap! song "the Power" from 1989 where you always hear that shout "I GOT THE POWA!" but someone somewhere heard the name"Agathe Bauer!" instead. And so the whole thing basically became the name for a genre of missheard lyrics. I even recall someone mentioning he heard in Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall pt.2" the line "the dogs are handsome in the classroom" instead of "no dark sarcasm in the classroom".

[@denalinde]

I always heard “no doctor has them in the classroom”

[@abbymorel4925]

There's a website dedicated to misheard lyrics: "kissthisguy". (Based on whats-is-pickle's "Kiss the sky", misheard to "kiss this guy")

[@DonMachado]

It really is, "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."😁

[@JackF99]

I love the parallels drawn between country and hip hop. The lyrics run down a laundry list of objects and terms that sell records and they all have to include those in their song to make a hit.

[@FattyTwoCool]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought he said "wrapped up like a dousche" lmao.

[@rachelsill79]

Bruce springsteen wrote that song and he still hasn't forgiven them for mispronouncing the lyrics

[@maryanneantho4084]

That's always how I sing it 😂

[@mcconn746]

True Story - There was a Peter, Paul and Mary show. I asked my son to come listen. I told him they were the conscience of our country. Their first song was about a blue frog. He did not say anything but he chuckled a little and gave THAT LOOK. LOL

[@ineedanap1085]

I had CD I recorded once by the Mamas and Papas. My daughter seen it and asked " who are the Mammas and Pappaws ?😂😂

[@kenmclemore523]

Sooo... when they got to "Puff, the Magic Dragon"? KDM 🤣

[@glenneric1]

"whatever you do, I'll be two steps behind" back when you could stalk all day. good times. thank you Def Leppard

[@angelbear_og]

"Every move you make, every step you take -- I'll be watching you!" From "The Police" haha!!

[@walterscogginsakathesilver6246]

This is your best work yet. Thank you for the laugh

[@Hinatachan360]

Brad Upton: "Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow!" (Wife starts twerking)

[@NDR-hn3ue]

The thing is if she does that .................................WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT ???

[@Hinatachan360]

@@NDR-hn3ue I'm sure her husband knows exactly what to do next.

[@GinUwin]

“Big Ole Chair that I Lie On”.. 🤣 “Big Ole Jet Airliner, don’t carry me too far away.” 45 years and my friends own lyrics still crack me up today! 🥰

[@BellaB411]

I used to sing “Bingo, Jed, and Lionel”….someone else I know sang “bingo Jed had a light on.” 😂

[@muumarlin1731]

Awesome collection - great comics, on point, funny, smart and clean!

[@huasaurbana7652]

"Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains.... Growing Like A Weed"... I loved this video thank you for sharing

[@billycole852]

I legit thought in the country song, "Check Yes or No" he was saying, "Jackass in Rome" my mom still laughs about it.

[@paulagbt]

😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@BellaB411]

My husband sings “Check Yasser’s nose. He intentionally messes lyrics up. Drives me nuts.

[@JewlTonz]

Had a blast with my girls once playing videos to 80’s songs and singing loudly to them… starting with You Spin Me Around & Shiny Happy People! 😂

[@carlossoto2963]

Bright and shining.

[@Boyviete06]

🎶You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby, round round round round 🎶

[@robadams5799]

@@Boyviete06 I was gonna say that!

[@humanbeing1429]

Reminds me of the Japanese dude requesting a song on the radio. He wanted the song "Yamaha Yamaso" And after multiple attempts to make the DJ understand his request, he hummed the tune and turns out it was supposed to be the song with the correct words being "You're my heart, You're my soul" And yesss, that's right! that's the song. Now sing along if you like it.

[@LOVE2Flute]

I love receiving a video from left field and I have to watch it all. This is hilarious! 😅

[@lindaeasley5606]

This is so true! Many songs,even some considered classics don't make sense if you analyze the lyrics

[@shawndyer8140]

Al you nailed the Doobie brothers.

[@michaelmerck7576]

Michael McDonald was a magician in the way he would stretch out a lyric

[@teampatsy9856]

I laughed so hard , I started to cry - this is hilarious

[@bindig1]

"A couple drops of water on my head and I'm gonna admit to things I didn't do" LOL

[@julianneedsblood7091]

I busted out on how the last guy says he doesn't know if he would be with his wife if he knew about her being lyrically challeneged, and that it was so shocking! Lmao! Relatable!

[@irielion3748]

I couldn't be with a someone whose spelling was shocking; it's challenged :)

[@julianneedsblood7091]

@@irielion3748 was that a joke they said?

[@johnpgizzi]

@@julianneedsblood7091 I think he was trying to tell you that you misspelled the word "challenged" in your post. You wrote "challeneged" I think.

[@julianneedsblood7091]

@@johnpgizzi 🤣 Guess humans were meant to be perfect everytime right?

[@johnpgizzi]

@@julianneedsblood7091 knot this hyooman

[@whocares_bear]

I always heard it as "Blinded by the light. Wake up like a goose in the middle of the night."

[@martytarver4544]

Wrapped up like a deuce and a runner in the night… 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@certainly2509]

@@martytarver4544 What do those lyrics even mean? Lol.

[@duckduckgoismuchbetter]

@@certainly2509 it messed me up for ages too. The real lyrics (from memory, having looked them up years ago), are, "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night". The deuce in the song is a reference to a particular 1932 Ford. I think, the same kind of "little deuce coupe" that The Beach Boys sang about. Edited: A Duesenberg, a high-end car from the early 20th century, was nicknamed Duesy.

[@certainly2509]

@@duckduckgoismuchbetter Thanks, now that much more sense now! 👍

[@duckduckgoismuchbetter]

@@certainly2509 I corrected it btw, the reference is actually to a Ford. And a Duesenberg was referred to as a Duesy. Which, until I just now looked it up, I had always assumed was the source of the word "doozy". But apparently doozy came before Duesenbergs. You can learn something every day.

[@michaelriegler2594]

12:41 😂omg when he sang what a fool believes I died😂

[@QueenHuda]

I really wanted to hear more from that first comedian

[@DovahKanye]

Kevin Farley.

[@southside3119]

Who? Chris Farley's brother? Lmfao he has a name you know

[@imakat154]

I used to think that the Brian Setzer orchestra lyrics of "You gotta jump, jive, an' then you wail" was "You got a drunk driver in the way".

[@deeb6270]

😂 the third guy’s impression of Lil Wayne 😂

[@waynecarter2169]

When the guy was talking about B.O.B.'s part in the Bruno Mars sing, I thought he was going to say something about the fact that B.O.B. sounds like he's singing "Nuttin' on you" instead of "Nothin' on you" 😆

[@megeraashley7777]

Miranda Lamberts Fastest girl in town has a line that goes "ain’t your baby." My boyfriend & I had been listening to this song at our local line dancing place for a year in 2013 to 2014 when out of the blue he goes "oh that’s the lyrics. I thought it was ate your baby." Now that’s all I hear when that song pops up.

[@PerfectlyImperfct]

The guy drawing parallels between modern music and kids songs was really clever 🤣

[@Joemama55122]

My fave part of this by far

[@evenberg8499]

"Who put the bomp" by Barry Mann (1961) is probably one of the songs from the era that actually got self irony about its nonsensical lyrics.

[@deenak79]

Great mix, loved it!

[@ghostofcpast8893]

I always got teary eyed when I would hear " I'm going to take you out in the corn field and kiss you between the ears " and my all-time favorite " if my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you" ..... but itsnot