Some Music Has The Dumbest Lyrics. Dry Bar Comedy

[@chrisjaybecker]

My favorite misheard lyrics include Johnny Rivers, "Secret Asian Man" and the Creedence classic, "There's a bathroom... on the right."

[@kathleenredick275]

OMG! Those are hilarious.

[@KetaKat-gv3xi]

🤣🤣🤣

[@blackeneddove]

Secret Asian Man is always how I sung it when I was little, and when I found out later on that it was wrong, I decided that I still liked my version better. 😂

[@John-jd7mm]

My job was to check size of gears "Secret Gagen' Man!"

[@topazzsky]

To be fair some singers just sucked at pronouncing the words. I used to rewind and replay song verses over and over trying to understand what the heck they were saying. In the end I gave up and sang what sounded best. LOL... Go Gos were terrible with pronouncing... and Heart of Glass by Blondie... ugh.. so frustrating! Learn to speak proper when your a singer. Mumbling just causes problems, but it sure gives comedians material! 😂

[@michaelthomas1843]

I used to embarrass my daughter when she was around 14. I had a two hour commute so I used to memorize some of her music. When her GF's were in the car, I would sing along to the Spice Girls and watch her and her friends expressions...lol

[@carolannroberts]

Best. Father. Ever.

[@markobegus]

You should do this TODAY she will love you for it!...don't have a daughter but I cannot wait to embarrass my 13-year-old niece like this...got it planned already! hahah

[@stinarogers4262]

I used to get down to baby got back in front of my kids friends whenever my kids would piss me off... best punishment EVER

[@ShadowDemon_4]

I may not be a parent but I think it's basically required to embarrass your children at this point, Lol.

[@jayboogie7956]

Just keep in mind....some kids turn into serious terrorists/killers due to this form of hazing and "embarrassment harassment". Tread lightly.

[@RCGshakenbake]

Seeing Kevin Farley up there sends chills up my spine. He looks just like his brother. RIP Chris.

[@darrylh547]

Honestly I had no clue Chris even had a brother, I thought it was a cheap attempt to get clicks. But yes looks so much like him.

[@fenixphire84]

Sounds like him too 😢

[@makemarker]

Same body movements too

[@oppothumbs1]

Coast to coast Chris Farley to Kevin, big western men..

[@brandonhallmagic6162]

Yeah? So did Gallagher’s brother. How did that turn out?

[@DorothyTurner-yo9sz]

I was visiting my daughter in Utah when the hokey-pokey lyricist passed away. There was a Mormon church across the street. I was sitting on the porch reading, enjoying the day when my two dozen identical vehicles pulled into the parking lot Out of each vehicle came six people, all boys from one half, all girls from the other, they all stood quietly for a few moments and then out of the church building came the hokey-pokey song over a loudspeaker They all danced the hokey-pokey, bowed to each other afterwards, went to their respective vehicles, got in them and drove off. I wish I’d had my phone with me and could’ve recorded that. It was kind of mind blowing.

[@mariabunch3541]

That is the most bizarre thing I have ever heard of… And I am a Mormon…. So I assume you are joking… Good one.

[@andi879]

Well, that’s what it’s all about. 😂

[@Zer0fuks]

Goddamned cultists.

[@dishman4694]

This is almost as hilarious as when I got banned from an LDS church.

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@dishman4694 OK, what did you do to get banned from an LDS church? Point out how their belief system has to be total crap?

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

2:32 That “every song from 1950” bit made me think of way more examples than I was expecting.

[@ryankelly9032]

He was actually singing the beginning to Blue Moon. But many other songs from that era have that sound.

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

Popular music is most often basic because not everyone has the ears of a musician. I'll never forget one time my "prog/artrock" band opened up for a top 40 cover band, and the audience consisted of about 30 people who came to see them, plus our two roadies. After each of our songs there was a smattering of polite clapping, but the stomping and cheering from the headline band backstage drowned out the audience.🤣😂🤣

[@kathleenredick275]

Who put the bop in the bop de bop de bop? Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? 😂

[@zeropointnineninenine4951]

I mean, what do you do when the she bop shiwadawadas? ​@kathleenredick275

[@trekon2023]

​@@kathleenredick275Exactly. Pop music has always been commercially dumbed down for strategic reasons and simple artistic exhaustion. Hard to get inspired when going on tour singing your heart out each night, getting on the bus into a new hotel, insufficient sleep, and being told what to do by the label to make you more generally popular because they are putting a lot of money investing in you. The lyrics just weren't so offensive and nonsensical. Although I have to say there was a lot more tolerance for weird inappropriate songs about older men and younger women. The real reason the song goes "and I know I know I know I know" is because the next line is "leave the young thing alone". He's got to constantly remind himself not to go there. Comedian glossed over that part.

[@NoName-fx9zi]

My wife thought "I Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison said "Back Up, I Might Sit On You." 🤔

[@huasaurbana7652]

"Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains.... Growing Like A Weed"... I loved this video thank you for sharing

[@TheAngeltinks]

Growing like the breeze

[@huasaurbana7652]

@TheAngeltinks what? I got it wrong the second time too! Geez you gotta admit that "blowing like the breeze" would have been more accurate!!

[@leehitt4704]

I always thought it was blowing like the breeze. I was actually just singing that song the other day and tried to correct the lyrics: “life is old there, older than the mountains, younger than the tree and blowing like the breeze!” Then I admitted out loud even though it makes more sense, it doesn’t flow as well.

[@rustyaxelrod]

I had a buddy who thought “two tickets to paradise” was “two chickens to paralyze”. Love Eddie’s music but I never heard that song the same again!

[@beatlesrgear]

🤣😂🤣 Eddy Money was the kind of guy who probably get up on stage and actually sing that just for fun if you told him that's what your friend thought he was singing 😅

[@rustyaxelrod]

@@beatlesrgear - He put on a great show and seemed like a good guy. I saw him on the Life for the Taking tour about 1982ish in Las Cruces NM. Even went back stage after the show. I saw another video describing him as stingy and cheap but I didn’t pick up on that in the few minutes we talked with him. This show was on a holiday weekend and they didn’t sell a lot of tickets, Eddie came out and asked the crowd if they wait a few minutes to reset the stage for a party. They turned up the lights and moved the stage to the end of the venue, right up near the hand rail of the upper seating and everybody seemed to have a great time, including Eddie and the band, they were really “on” that night. I don’t remember his name but they had the left handed guy on guitar that night, excellent player and killer tone. All the songs that night had a good, rockin edge to them, Life for the Taking was even longer than the album version and was particularly hard. Gimme some Water, Can’t Keep a good Man Down… Good memory! My buddy screwin up the lyrics was a few years later. When we corrected him he said “ yea, I always thought that was a messed up thing to write a song about”. Lol

[@gregorszurnicki41]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@audoremus]

This made me laugh harder than the video

[@christinerobbins9376]

🤣🤣🤣 This reminded me of an interview with Ozzy Osbourne, where he said : "I used to think Purple Haze by Jimmi Hendrix went 🎶 Excuse me, while I kiss this guy🎶 😂🤣😂🤣

[@globetrekker86]

* Guy breaks up with his girl * : “I can see clearly now. Lorraine is gone.”🎶 * Same guy, regretful, years later *: “I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?” 🎶

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

That's hiliarious! 🤣

[@Kinseliplier]

is that really what he says in the song? I thought he was saying "I can see clearly now the rain is gone". it sounds more like this and this makes more sense.

[@sirensatnight4463]

I can see all popsicles in my way . . .

[@Kinseliplier]

@@sirensatnight4463 I can see clearly now the parade has gone. I can see all the floats in my way.

[@jeremysmithers6119]

Keith Whitley- “I’m no stranger to Lorraine”

[@TexasLadyS]

When I was a teen in the early 80’s, my grandmother loved my music! Mostly The Bee Gees were her favorites. Every time I played their music she would get up and dance!

[@bethclark8088]

My daddy absolutely loves The Bee Gees. I love them too. I was born in 87 lol my Mama was a teen when she had me.

[@mikemcleroy8265]

That’s a cool grandma!

[@d.taygray1250]

Love love love The Bee Gees. In fact I have their greatest hits in the cd player in my car right now. 😄❤️🎶

[@RepentfollowJesus]

My grandma lived Turn The Page by Bob Seger.

[@randomchipfat937]

My grandmother was deaf

[@jimthar17]

An old friend of mine used to sing the lyrics to "We got the beat" by the Go-Go's as "We got big feet" and I, and now you, will never hear it the same again. You're welcome.

[@ClaireCopeland-n6y]

This was the only song my high school band could play. No lie. My friend and I used to sing "my dogs in heat my dog's in heat Yeah! My dog's in heat!"😂😂

[@brianbrock5257]

How about Creedence Bad Moon Rising...."There's a bathroom on the right!"

[@flucheaux]

“I’ll get over you, I know I will. I’ll pretend my shit’s not stinkin’…”🎶 25 yrs later I realized they were saying “ship’s not sinking”. 🙄

[@nannerl6243]

Oh that's bad..LOL

[@gailburk1523]

Omg...i am dying over here, i think your lyrics are waaaay better!😂😂😂

[@3girliez617]

😂😂😂

[@apriladelewhyte]

Lol your way is more true to life.

[@suzanneritter8001]

I spat out my wine reading this! Red wine. Fortunately I snorted it up my nose and swallowed most of the nasty backwash and no red wine hit the carpet! Too funny!

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

Missheard Lyrics are the greatest thing Pop Music is giving us. In Germany we are often referring to those type of songs as "Agathe Bauer" songs, which has its origin to that Snap! song "the Power" from 1989 where you always hear that shout "I GOT THE POWA!" but someone somewhere heard the name"Agathe Bauer!" instead. And so the whole thing basically became the name for a genre of missheard lyrics. I even recall someone mentioning he heard in Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall pt.2" the line "the dogs are handsome in the classroom" instead of "no dark sarcasm in the classroom".

[@denalinde]

I always heard “no doctor has them in the classroom”

[@abbymorel4925]

There's a website dedicated to misheard lyrics: "kissthisguy". (Based on whats-is-pickle's "Kiss the sky", misheard to "kiss this guy")

[@MsFionaxxx]

A woman I knew told me that as a teenager she thought Pink Floyd's lyrics were " another pr**k in the hole" !

[@MothaLuva]

„Another prick in the wall“ sounds like a glory hole somehow.

[@The_Real_Mier]

In The Netherlands we call these ‘Mama Appelsap’-songs (‘Appelsap’ is Dutch for apple juice), because of Michael Jackson’s “Mama se, mama sa, mama APPELSAP”…… (in Wanna Be Starting Something) There are so many of them and there are several ‘Top 10’-charts (probably even ‘Top 50’ or ‘100’)… 99% of these are English lyrics that somehow sound like weird Dutch phrases, so it’s not exactly the same as these misheard lyrics (that are in English and stay in English).

[@DarttheLegend]

12:35- that is the best and funniest Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

[@venomousbluefrog]

The comedian missed an opportunity there b/c Michael McDonald ALSO does background vocals on the Steely Dan song "Peg"

[@robadams5799]

It's the ONLY Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

[@MisterBeauJanGels]

VH1 used to have programs full of interview clips by C-listers and D-listers trying to move up the career ladder by showing the world how funny and clever they were. One such program had someone goofing on Michael McDonald by comparing him to Charlie Brown's parents. It might be this same guy for all I remember.

[@RepentfollowJesus]

He did a better job of pronouncing the words than the original

[@gerrym.9354]

...said no one ever.

[@lencranston8183]

20:25 Absolutely the nicest Figured Maple guitar top I've ever seen on video !! "I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone" cracked me up ! Thank you, Guitar Man, Jason Love.

[@bhornannawindeedeigh5007]

"Those aren't lyrics - you're reading out of a Sears Catalog at this point." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

[@marygrant882]

Kenny Rogers, You picked a fine time to leave me you seal. Abba, Dancing Queen young and sweet only seven teeth.

[@robadams5799]

"Only seven teeth." That's HYSTERICAL! '🤣

[@jzinser-mandala9117]

@@robadams5799. ‘you seal” is pretty funny too. Isn’t hat song called Lucille?

[@justinbarnes5498]

400 children with a crop in the field.....

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

Does he really say "you seal"? The hell does that mean?

[@youropionmattersnot]

Picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel....

[@globetrekker86]

Lady Falone. Lady Falone. I’ve got two chickens, a pair of dice! 🎶 Mondegreens (misheard lyrics) are priceless!

[@pineapplepenumbra]

What was the song?

[@globetrekker86]

@ “Two Tickets to Paradise” by the late Eddie Money

[@terinn7115]

@@globetrekker86 I love that you know about Mondegreens. I've told my grandchildren about them....they were tickled.

[@nuthinmuffins5073]

I didn’t know about the term Mondegreen, but just saw it here and looked it up a moment ago, so now I do! Thank you!🙏

[@richardwarren1718]

Hearing your five-year-old daughter in the back seat jamming to Aretha singing "we going riding on the freeway of love in a pink-eye-hat."😂

[@EffSharp]

Best misheard lyric ever: “every time you go, you take a piece of meat with you.”

[@TheHungryOrc]

I mean, to be fair, every time I leave I do try to take some sort of food with me... juss sayin

[@wowguy3562]

She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit, I read it in a magazine............... oooh, ba ba benny and the jets...

[@ishotmyboss]

I got shoooooes, they're made of plywood. Grease.

[@Amins88]

Go Go Jason Waterfalls!

[@CaseyCampbell17]

@@Amins88 That's awesome.

[@linoleluminum2017]

" i'd catch a grenade for her " "prove it son" ... best reply

[@rsnak3803]

😊

[@topazzsky]

That's easy for a parent to think when they don't like their kids choice of partner... lol

[@CaseyCampbell17]

"And that would be that."

[@ViewThis.]

"Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again !" Ahhh the 70's cocaine fueled disco lyrics.

[@grandmalovesmebest]

I remember singing that when it first came out. My husband said I must have misunderstood the lyrics.😡

[@daybird2]

Arthur Treacher once recited that entire song as a poem on the Merv Griffin Show and I laughed until I hurt all over! (think I just dated myself)

[@triggerwarning5762]

The original was Richard Harris, 1968.

[@rort1371]

Sometimes lyrics are just meant to paint a vivid picture of a scene in your head. It doesn’t always have to make sense

[@angelamillard6418]

❤ actual lyrics lol😂

[@ericwalker8636]

"Sweet Child Of Mine" ~ "...and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by." When does thunder do ANYTHING quietly, Axl?

[@goobs-a-hoy]

That’s on you. Axl was praying for a miracle.

[@robshepherd3782]

Ripped off from a song by an Australian band. Look it up on here. Sweet child of mine original.

[@robshepherd3782]

Australian Crawl. Thats the bands name.

[@kingcarrot6355]

It O' mine captain 😂😂

[@johnnye87]

You mean, that memory of wishing as a scared child that the scary thing would go away was.... IRRATIONAL??? I think you've blown this case wide open

[@glasswingbutterfly]

From a similar site about hard to hear lyrics, someone wrote that growing up, he always thought Billy Joel's song,"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." was actually "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attorney." That one hit my funny bone and I couldn't stop laughing. That would be an awful defense against an arson charge.

[@ericbartol]

That is pretty good! 😀

[@CaseyCampbell17]

It would.

[@oldrrocr]

AT 10:50, I SPIT OUT MY COFFEE!🤣 the thought of my wife twerking in front of the kids and grandkids... GOLD!

[@Lexx1976]

She got a booty like pow, pow, pow...?

[@karenlowes7802]

My dad used to offer to drive me to school and then he'd roll down the window and sing loudly while I sank to the floor with embarrassment!

[@chrisbailey518]

That's good parenting

[@dewalt4594]

Wow , you got a ride to school ? That must of been nice in the bad weather . A few kids I went to school with didn't even know who their dad was. You sound like a very lucky person Karen . You should call your dad and tell him thanks

[@terri348]

My grand daughters watched a movie STRANGE MAGIC. I sang along to every single song. The oldest looked at me and asked, "how many times you watch this movie?" She doesn't know it's songs I listened to when I was a teenager!

[@dougiequick1]

I loved when a band my kids liked covered an old song and then they were amazed my wife and I would sing along...but then there were songs WE thought were new back in the day that were also just covers

[@angelbear_og]

Reminds me of when my eldest niece was about 10 or so, I was driving her somewhere and Styx's Mr. Roboto came on the radio. I started singing along and her eyes went wide as saucers and she exclaimed, "How do you know this song!" Honey, it was the first cassette tape of my own that I bought -- when it came out!

[@marthabowman5933]

​@@angelbear_ogl

[@robbiehankins760]

I am still looking for the bathroom on the right. 😂😂😂

[@leehitt4704]

You and my dad both!

[@MiBzAn]

Gosh the family resemblance is strong. I imagine Chris would be enjoying this show immensely. Keep us laughing Kevin ❤️

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

My face hurts from laughing about these song lyrics! 😂

[@grandmalovesmebest]

I'm laughing so hard not only are tears running down my face but my nose is running too! Never knew that could happen!

[@anitawindbigler7100]

@@grandmalovesmebest same. Even if on older songs, I actually know the lyrics. I've heard so many sing them wrong. Bet they suck if do karaoke. Lol

[@ShadowFoxSF]

They were all amazing.

[@kathrynb4683]

It's called laugh face🤣😂

[@santosmadrigal3702]

I saw a T shirt that said : what if the hokey pokey was really what it's all about .

[@ericbartol]

Combined, my sister and I had England Dan and John Ford Coley singing "I'm not talking 'bout the linen, and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around, and I'd really love to see you tonight."

[@elisabethseaton6521]

I thought it was the Stars are out

[@notsoseriousmoonlight]

Oh yes, I remember that linen!

[@ericbartol]

@@elisabethseaton6521 It is. That was my contribution to the mess we made.

[@eyeswideopen8570]

That's exactly the way I sang it!! This made me laugh so hard!

[@MiscMartiniGal]

Oh man, one night watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight" I paused when the song started to tell my husband the wrong lyrics I used to sing. And them Samuel did the same! I laughed so hard!

[@theREALchubert76]

"Slash her tires and move on." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Robin-fx3bn]

9

[@DonMachado]

It really is, "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."😁

[@lencranston8183]

"revved up like a deuce" is totally different than "wrapped up like a douche" LMAO

[@annecgooch]

Song is about racing cars.

[@annecgooch]

Song is about racing cars

[@2BLAYVE]

It is supposed to be deuce but they purposely pronounced it douche to sound different.

[@LC-le9ew]

No one can convince me that the lyrics aren’t “Secret Asian man.”

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

I so have to tell my S.O. that one. 😂

[@gregb6469]

In You Only LIve Twice that's what he became!

[@carolannroberts]

They are on the Jackie Chan movie …forget the name…The Neighbor I think or something like it

[@carolannroberts]

Btw. He played a Secret Asian Man, lol!

[@BornToPun7541]

I actually used to think it was "Secret Aging Man"!

[@ChestinysDialed]

I remember years ago I had a friend singing Amadeus in the car. Her chorus lyrics were 'Hot potatoes, hot potatoes' Try unhearing that for the rest of your life.

[@Hollylivengood]

Oh that is rough. I had a friend who would sing out Are you bringing in the shives to Steely Dan's Reeling in the Years. I understand your pain.

[@SakuraMoonflower]

I CACKLED, I LOVE MONDEGREENS! XD

[@kaliefaul1905]

My dumbass used to think that Nirvana sang: *Ugly mask on a banana* *A potato in a Speedo* I was a strange kid. 😂

[@seanwilkinson7431]

I was also a huge fan of Wolfgang Hot Potatoes Mozart as a kid. Rock me, Hot Potatoes!

[@Thi-Nguyen]

OMG! You guys are KILLING ME! I am trying SO HARD right now not to laugh too loud! My other half is sleeping - has to work tomorrow and I’m retired. I’m always up late watching comedy on KZbin but the messed up lyrics in this one is just killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Youtuber5775-]

Peter Gabriel’s song “big time,” helped me so much. My little boy thought it said “pee time” so he would run to the toilet to go. Then it became poop time and he was potty trained! 😜😂🤣

[@wesleytownsend8214]

You are brilliant! I’d like to time travel back about 12 years for my grandson and try that! I wish you the very best!

[@bobstadelmayer8402]

You got to fight...for your right...to potty!

[@nostradamus7648]

Don't get too excited. That's the same kid picking out your nursing home.

[@fluidikons]

It's even got encouraging lines like "I'm on my way I'm making it.."🤣🤣

[@design_is_my_jam8823]

​@@fluidikons 😂😂😂

[@TakaComics]

I remember finding a website of misheard lyrics that people would send in, and the one that always stayed in my head was that classic Aerosmith song… “Lovin’ an alligator!”

[@dinaghikas7933]

Was it kissthisguy? I loved that website.

[@kenwittlief255]

slow talking Walter, the Fire Engine Guy

[@timothyhodges8374]

The Beatle’s “She’s go a chicken to ride”

[@genomitchalinni8106]

🎵 Home of The Baltor! 🎵 One of my favorite Metallica songs.

[@psefti]

My husband thought Jim Croce was singing “ meaner than a drunk outlaw” it was “ meaner than a junk yard dog”

[@LornaEGL]

That's actually a great lyric!

[@lizhowerton895]

Those both work!😊

[@aethelred9781]

What? it isn't "junkyard dog"? Mind blown.

[@sherisouth5963]

@@aethelred9781 it *is* "junkyard dog." Her husband thought it was "drunk outlaw."

[@jenyork23]

My friend on a road trip with me: "I been through the desert on a horse with no legs..."

[@gailburk1523]

Lol, that would have been a whole different kind of hell😬😂😂

[@RepentfollowJesus]

Oh my word. I loved America. But no legs. How did they get through the desert? Lol I would pay money to know what he was picturing in his mind !

[@exothermal.sprocket]

I've heard of a horseless carriage, but a legless horse.....

[@ConservativeHippie001]

😂😂😂

[@robadams5799]

🤣

[@ret.stockbroker663]

Knew a girl in 1980ish when Rupert Holmes's, "Escape", aka (The Pina Colada Song) came out. We were in Jr. High so about 13-14 years old. She swore it said, "If you like beef enchiladas" LMAO still to this day at 55.

[@brendatomlinson]

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I hope I can remember this!

[@shirleyann3344]

I was 9 years old when “Love will keep us together” by Captain & Tenille was released. I always thought the lyrics, “ Young and beautiful But someday your looks will be gone! When the others turn you off, Who'll be turning you on?,” was “But someday your lips will be gone!” 😂😂😂 To this day that’s how I still sing it 😁

[@lindaeasley5606]

This is so true! Many songs,even some considered classics don't make sense if you analyze the lyrics

[@LukeZwarteVacht]

I was driving with my nephew one day and heard him singing, "I'm blue, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy."

[@zookey9724]

He not wrong it do sound like that 😂

[@gregorszurnicki41]

🤷‍♂️

[@thomasarussellsr]

Song?

[@LukeZwarteVacht]

@@thomasarussellsr Blue

[@dalek_groot4486]

If i was green I would die

[@HAUNTED-DOLL]

As a child I was a little disturbed whenever I'd hear Kenny Rogers sing, "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. With four hungry children and a crotch that won't heal..."

[@jamesboyle2750]

For me it was always 400 children

[@kathleenbutler4602]

🤣😂

[@andreakaniecki7250]

I’m dying that explains so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vickyadams523]

🤣

[@bigfoot4000]

Four hundred children that crapped in the field.

[@blackbeardsghost6588]

"I would do ANYTHING for you . . . but I won't do 'THAT'" What?! WHAT?!

[@RyanTrott-t2s]

He won't take a strap-on in the butt worn by her. This was finally admitted by him in an interview. Yes, it's exactly what everyone thinks. It's very hard to find but I speak 100% the truth.

[@melissagreen7744]

I have a theory on this... I believe it's the same "that" in which Hall and Oates can't go for... 😂😂😂

[@mcconn746]

True Story - There was a Peter, Paul and Mary show. I asked my son to come listen. I told him they were the conscience of our country. Their first song was about a blue frog. He did not say anything but he chuckled a little and gave THAT LOOK. LOL

[@ineedanap1085]

I had CD I recorded once by the Mamas and Papas. My daughter seen it and asked " who are the Mammas and Pappaws ?😂😂

[@kenmclemore523]

Sooo... when they got to "Puff, the Magic Dragon"? KDM 🤣

[@vivianchase-williams8508]

On my way home from work the female DJ came on and she could barely breathe she was laughing so hard. She said someone called in and requested “There’s a Bathroom on the Right” instead of “There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise.” To this day when I hear the song I sing there’s a bathroom on the right😂

[@kenmclemore523]

Of course... KDM

[@eunique4819]

OMG - I will never get that out of my head

[@GeckoHiker]

That IS the name of the song. I was a teenager when that came out, and we never got to look up the lyrics on the internet. So what they said is what it was.

[@johnnicolette9919]

Funny thing is there is a live album where John Fogerty actually sings the line 'there's a bathroom on the right'

[@cnault3244]

Reminded me of the group National Velvet and their song "Sex Gorilla". The song was actually called Sasparilla, but when they were starting to become popular at night clubs & smaller venues they kept getting requests shouted to do "Sex Gorilla" so they just went with taht and changed the title of the song and just said sex gorilla in stead of sasparilla.

[@andytomblin2676]

My son, aged 4, had a slight speech impediment and I will never forget hearing him innocently sing "play dat futtin musit white boy".

[@Yougaljuboja]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LuigiSmashMain]

*America*

[@josephsolowyk7697]

Slight? 😂

[@MammalianCreature]

@@LuigiSmashMain Weebs

[@aqua6613]

I think at 4 pretty much everyone sounds like they have a slight speech impediment...it's called childhood 😆

[@BadPandaRacing]

The iconic resemblance to his brother is so scary he looks identical but yet calm unlike Chris....... Legend

[@pft709]

14:20 Shockingly accurate Eddie Vedder impression right here.

[@Burnout1997]

Owen Benjamin does a great Eddie Vedder as well

[@victorianewton2426]

I know and its so true

[@claudiaarjangi4914]

🤦‍♀️🎶 Blinded by the light, Wake up, Revolution, It's a Mormon in the night 🎶 😂

[@aethelred9781]

Always heard revved up like a douche another boner in the night lol.

[@lorimacattack9270]

See I thought it was “Blinded by the light, rammed up like a douche, another rudder in the night.”

[@mothermarylspeaking8989]

​@@lorimacattack9270😂

[@yinxi2170]

Bro for years I thought it was "Blinded by the light, dressed up like a dude, she's gonna rob her in the night"

[@ProgrammedForDamage]

The first time my brother heard Bill Wither's 'Ain't No Sunshine' was in the car with my parents. My dad switch the radio channel right in the middle of the "I know, I know" part and my brother said, "Aww I wanted to hear what he knew!"

[@stewarta5993]

one of the best songs ever

[@humanbeing1429]

Reminds me of the Japanese dude requesting a song on the radio. He wanted the song "Yamaha Yamaso" And after multiple attempts to make the DJ understand his request, he hummed the tune and turns out it was supposed to be the song with the correct words being "You're my heart, You're my soul" And yesss, that's right! that's the song. Now sing along if you like it.

[@John-jd7mm]

Do you mean the song: Which way are you goin', Billy? The Poppy Family

[@margareth1504]

Thats the funniest

[@KayElayempea]

All these guys are great. I especially liked the one about adult hits being stolen kids songs. As the parent of a toddler, I think he may have a point, and I somehow never thought of it before.

[@loris6341]

That B.O.B. "Nothin' on You" line: "Baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes".... Classic.

[@dodgermkz]

To this day I still hear “I’m not talkin’ ‘bout the linen…” in the song “I’d Really Love to See You Tonight” by England Dan and John Ford Coley. 😂

[@rogersikorski3794]

Goddamn, I always thought that too.

[@riverraisin1]

It took me 30 years to figure out what he was saying.

[@timz7548]

And I don't want to change your lights

[@LymanPhillips]

I'm not talking about Millennium...

[@MusedeMented]

​@@riverraisin1 Yes! I only worked it out a couple of years ago!

[@angelagilliland5659]

When one of our daughter's were little she would be watching the cartoon the jetsons. She would be singing along with the theme song. Every time they got to the part that said Jane his wife she would say Jane is right. She is now 40 and it still makes me laugh to this day.

[@shani3745]

The way these clips are put together is gold!

[@buckbuchanan4902]

My brother used to think Journey was singing "So now I've come to you, with broken arms", until I explained it was "with open arms." And I used to honestly think that Elton John was singing "hold me closer, Tony Danza", until I learned it was actually Tiny Dancer.

[@sonofadeadbeat3051]

Tiny Dancer was a cover up. He WAS singing Tony Danza.

[@colleenhonderich1598]

Oh, that's too funny!

[@michaelmerck7576]

With Elton he probably wished it was Tony Danza

[@joannaneale9816]

Watch the head lice on the highway

[@scottbilger9294]

I thought a line in Rocket Man was "turning out abuse for near as long"

[@Macbeth99]

Not a song, but a prayer. When my mum was very young, little hands clasped together. " And lead us on the path of bright chestnuts" ☺️

[@aqua6613]

Reverse that for Christmas and we have righteousness roasting on an open fire...well Bible said it was the unrighteous getting roasted... Glad Christmas is over already and by next year I will have forgotten this comment 😊

[@Kaaukuu]

There's always "'Gladly' the Cross-eyed Bear."

[@harveyabel1354]

@@Kaaukuu English comic strip character has a teddy called Gladly the cross-eyed bear.

[@hailz9152]

“And he says- SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, so I call her BIG BOOTY..”😂😂

[@GinUwin]

“Big Ole Chair that I Lie On”.. 🤣 “Big Ole Jet Airliner, don’t carry me too far away.” 45 years and my friends own lyrics still crack me up today! 🥰

[@BellaB411]

I used to sing “Bingo, Jed, and Lionel”….someone else I know sang “bingo Jed had a light on.” 😂

[@markwood3440]

Yeah I thought big old jet airliner was we gonna live in a lighthouse don't carry me to far away. 😅

[@GinUwin]

@@markwood3440 🤣 your lyrics are now stuck in my head forever

[@markwood3440]

Your version is really good too, lot better than the actual lyrics. 😆 🤣 😂

[@GinUwin]

@@markwood3440 😂…greatest music generation for sure! I Still listen to them today..😊 while traveling down memory lane.

[@kane2742]

13:26 "I think they had the Doobie Brothers in the middle" Kind of, yeah. Michael McDonald joined the Doobie Brothers in 1975 and also sang backup on several Steely Dan songs, including "Peg."

[@ILuvMyBrwnSkin]

Oh wow I didn't know that! That's one of my favorite song and I LOVE Michael McDonald

[@imakat154]

I used to think that the Brian Setzer orchestra lyrics of "You gotta jump, jive, an' then you wail" was "You got a drunk driver in the way".

[@kenvaughan6694]

I use to work night shift at a grocery store in Colorado, and as the music played on through the night, a co-worker and I would endlessly make fun of the lyrics as the songs played. I remember that song, where I belted out 🎼🎶Drunk driving, everybody was a drunk driving... Thanks for reminding me😅

[@ghostofcpast8893]

I always got teary eyed when I would hear " I'm going to take you out in the corn field and kiss you between the ears " and my all-time favorite " if my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you" ..... but itsnot

[@John-jd7mm]

Not in a song, but... I thought my food was from Booger King, but it snot...😄

[@justinscott7492]

Peter Kay's The Tour That Didn't Tour has perhaps the best section about this that Ive ever heard....Ive seen it countless times and I cry laughing EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

[@MisterBeauJanGels]

Just let me staple the vicar!

[@winstonsmith478]

I love the song "A Horse with No Name" by America, but this.... "In the desert you can remember your name, because there ain't no one for to give you no pain"

[@MaryOKC]

La, La, La La La La….

[@KMF3]

Well apparently the horse 🐎 can't remember 😂

[@anest-uk]

I grew up listening to the classic 'Caribou Queen' by Billy Ocean, celebrating the great migrations over the tundra.

[@Crumponalog]

Right? It doesn't sound like he's singing "Carribean" at all!

[@MisterBeauJanGels]

I always thought that Michael McDonald song "Ya Mo B There" was actually "Jaimoe Be There", an homage to that awesome drummer from The Allman Brothers Band.

[@SealedEvidence]

😂😂😂😂

[@Lexx1976]

He was singing "European Queen" over here. I've always heard " you're a peeing queen "

[@Gualco05]

Thanks!

[@marcellepesek3038]

i just loved Jay Whittaker! They're all so entertaining. It shows that you can do side-splitters by telling the things we can all identify with, and it can be done without expletives. Thank You!

[@evilbob840]

I DO actually know those lyrics no one does: "Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" A deuce is an old slang term for a two seater car -- a roadster.

[@melanietoth1376]

I was sure it had something to do with douche. Part of the reason I avoided looking it up for ages. I wasnt sure i wanted to know

[@evilbob840]

@@melanietoth1376 Yeah, it really does sound a lot like that.

[@KristenKras]

I always thought it was a douche ........

[@Fredman2410]

More precisely, a "deuce" is a 1932 Ford coupe with a V8 - deuce being for the year, not doors. This was a very popular car during the hot rod era.

[@CC-bu2gv]

Oh I thought a deuce was a turd. And a runner in the night is when you got food poisoning and you're running to the toilet.

[@BradB93]

Everyone is hilarious. But, Brad Upton is just straight up GENIUS!😂

[@bakhytgul4457]

Yep! Watched and rewatched his part :)))

[@TracyIce]

I love Brad Upton, should be a lot more popular he deserves it. Never a dull moment listening to his shows!

[@thatdamkat]

Yes He Is! ❤😂❤

[@gregb8565]

Been waiting 2 years since I saw this fir him to visit the Bay Area

[@margareth1504]

One day I found out the words were ‘Do the hustle’ and prior to that I would always sing as I worked “Do the washing!” …….. it was always inspiring to get the work done.

[@angelamartzen7499]

My parents would always play their music when me and my sisters were little and my dad was smart, he didn't want us learning the real lyrics to some songs so he would make a point to sing over the song some made-up lyrics so we would get them into our heads and not think anything otherwise. For example - Billy Idol, instead of "flesh for fantasy" he would say "flesh technology" and we would just laugh and sing that. I know the lyrics and what he said didn't quite match up but it didn't matter, we wouldn't question it much. To this day, I know it's flesh for fantasy but I still say flesh technology.

[@JT-un7dc]

Fast forward to the fleshlight in the modern world.

[@joshuablack8221]

All Pearl Jam songs sound like my drunk uncle singing in the garage 😂

[@rorschach4391]

Evenflow!!!

[@tophernuttle420]

I'm certain I heard a shabalabadingdong in there fkn somewhere....

[@robadams5799]

I've been noticing that a disturbing number of singers lately have been sounding like Hootie and the Blowfish--which means they sing like they have a clothespin on their nose.

[@lisagulick4144]

@@rorschach4391 While i agree about Vetter's enunciation, the song you mention is serious. There's nothing stupid about homeless people with mental problems.

[@chriswhite2151]

The tunes sound like he is making them up as he is singing them.

[@Mercury_EG]

My thing is ruining lyrics on purpose. Wife luuuuuvs it so daymn much. Disney songs are my fave. "Let's Do Blow, Let's Do Blow, stick our nose right in that snow!"

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

13:05 What's even more hilarious is the guitarist for the Doobie Brothers was one of the original guitarists for Steely Dan before that, and he recommended the backup singer from Steely Dan who sang backups on that part, to be hired as the lead singer for the Doobie Brothers.🤣 I doubt this guy even knew that, but called it spot on anyway. He can't remember lyrics, but he remembers the sound.

[@suziephillips2320]

Years ago I went to a club with a girl I worked with. The DJ started playing a song by Bananarama called Venus. Except she had never caught the title. She starts singing at the top of her lungs, "Well, I'm your penis, I'm your fire, At your desire!" I said um, it is called Venus, so you just got one word wrong there. Right in the middle of the song, we had a blackout as it was a storm outside. She was still singing along and right when the lights went out, she yelled, Well I'm your penis... Every person in the bar started to laugh!!

[@sherryczerniejewski1850]

That song was originally recorded by a group Shocking Blue in 1968. I've always thought they used "Venus" in the lyrics because in those days you couldn't say "penis" in a song or on the radio

[@beatlesrgear]

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@3dove37]

😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@celizabethteal1444]

🤣

[@christacooper140]

God you just finished the lyrics for me I sing a song just to make people laugh and instead of she's got it I sing she farted yeah baby she farted she came from Venus gagged on your penis yeah she farted

[@evenberg8499]

"Who put the bomp" by Barry Mann (1961) is probably one of the songs from the era that actually got self irony about its nonsensical lyrics.

[@jaieo8360]

🤣 Spot on w "drunk Eddie Vedder singing Yellow Ledbetter"

[@hcrawford79]

And yet it's still a gorgeous song! 😄

[@muumarlin1731]

Awesome collection - great comics, on point, funny, smart and clean!

[@billycarrier6132]

I guy I used to work for thought it was funny that he use to think Mick Jagger was singing I'll never be your pizza burning instead of "I'll never be your beast of burden." Don't think I will ever forget that.

[@jaymartin4166]

Weird Al made a career from doing this.

[@jeffrichards1537]

Weird Al is a God among men when it comes to music comedy.

[@brandi8040]

Weird Al is a genius. 🙏

[@Somegirl811]

Yes!!! Weird Al forever!

[@RondTripp]

My fave!

[@Primalxbeast]

That's different because he's intentionally funny. 😀

[@shawndyer8140]

Al you nailed the Doobie brothers.

[@michaelmerck7576]

Michael McDonald was a magician in the way he would stretch out a lyric

[@glenneric1]

"whatever you do, I'll be two steps behind" back when you could stalk all day. good times. thank you Def Leppard

[@angelbear_og]

"Every move you make, every step you take -- I'll be watching you!" From "The Police" haha!!

[@DashingPartyCrasher]

Al Goodwin (11:43) really nails this routine. If you're going to make fun of song lyrics, it really helps to sound as close as possible to the original song lyrics. 🙃

[@ApartmentKing66]

Yeah, he really goes after Michael McDonald.

[@KJ-kn2ph]

I had friend in High School who thought Paul Simon's song "Kodachrome" lyric, "I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph" was actually "I got a knife in grandma, I love to take a photograph".

[@johnheath4305]

Walk this Way = Walter Sway

[@krtyrgrl]

I loved the song, but thought he was wearing a coat of chrome....

[@medicallyunexplainedsymptoms]

"I keep my fingernails long so they click when I play the piano", sung by Joe Ely while he plays the guitar. "I'm still standing", sung by Elton John while he sits at the piano.

[@sopwithpuppy]

Dumbest lyrics EVER? "Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long". Yeah right. Life is a highway, I wanna get off at the next exit doesn't work.e

[@rebeccahand9617]

"When a man loves a WALNUT, he'll leave you in the LEMONADE!!!' - Michael Bolton. Hahaha :D

[@5675492]

"I don't think Springsteen liked our Blinded by the Light, 'cos we sang 'wrapped up like a douche', and it wasn't written like that and I screwed it up completely. It sounded like 'douche' instead of 'deuce', 'cos of the technical process - a faulty azimuth due to tape-head angles, and it meant we couldn't remix it. Warners in America said, 'You've got to change 'douche', 'cos the Southern Bible belt radio stations think it's about a vaginal douche, and they have problems with body parts down there.' We tried to change it to 'deuce' but then the rest of the track sounded horrible, so we had to leave it. We just said, 'If it's not a hit, it's not.' But in the end, it was No.1 in America, and so many people came up to us after and said, 'You know why it made No. 1?... Everyone was talking about whether it was deuce or douche.' Apparently Springsteen thought we'd done it deliberately, which we hadn't, so if I ever saw him I'd avoid him and cringe away like a frightened little boy." - Manfred Mann, Record Collector interview (August 2006)

[@RepentfollowJesus]

I was with a professional musician for 5 years and it made him crazy every time that song came on. He was " douche? Wrapped up like a DOUCHE???? What the heck does that even mean????" Sadly he passed away before it dawned on me it was a deuce. You have no idea how many times I have wished I could tell him nooo its was deuce like a coup !! He helped me with so many Elton and Beatles songs and introduced me to music I had never heard. I knew loads of old songs from 40s swing to 80s and everything in between. But he pulled some gems out from deep cuts on albums and gave me some new songs to love.

[@nancyriggs8170]

Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.. I sang those lyrics proudly for years.. haha

[@krtyrgrl]

It not douch???

[@5675492]

@@krtyrgrl I think the actual lines go something like " revved up like a deuce " which is a little difficult to sing and it just came out somehow as " wrapped up like a douche " when they recorded it .

[@nancyriggs8170]

@@krtyrgrl Nope it's Reeved up like deuce

[@QuikdethDeviantart]

Back in college my friends and I were big Queensryche fans. There is a song with the following lyric: “Don’t ever trust the needle, it lies…” We caught one of our poser friends belting out passionately along with the song: “Don’t ever trust an Eagle… when it flies!” It still kills me to this day…, bonus points: Sex pistols song ‘Problems’ sounds eerily like Johnny Rotten is singing “Rob Lowe… Rob Lowe… Rob Lowe is YOU!”

[@notadumbblond3]

Love Queensryche!!

[@QuikdethDeviantart]

@@notadumbblond3 me too

[@marvinkline5667]

I've been doin the rob Lowe lyric since I was 15...I thought I was the only one

[@QuikdethDeviantart]

@@marvinkline5667 i wonder if Rob Lowe knows about this…? 😂😎

[@notadumbblond3]

@@marvinkline5667 Lol! I never really listened to the Pistols, just couldn't get into it, but I just listened to Problem, and I can totally see, er, hear how it's "Rob Lowe". Reminds me of Elton John songs, like Tiny Dancer. I thought for years it was "Hold me close up Tony Danza". Many others where I still don't know the lyrics.

[@mirrorneurongirl]

Up until two years ago I thought the lyrics were "all the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Betty Davis eyes"

[@FattyTwoCool]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought he said "wrapped up like a dousche" lmao.

[@rachelsill79]

Bruce springsteen wrote that song and he still hasn't forgiven them for mispronouncing the lyrics

[@maryanneantho4084]

That's always how I sing it 😂

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

The best (and only) "List Song" I've ever heard (outside of Christmas count-down songs like "The Twelve Days of Christmas", "Green Grow the Rushes" and "Children, Go Where I Send Thee") is called "I've Been Everywhere" and between choruses the singer lists a bunch of place names at a speed of 2 syllables per second without taking a breath until he finishes the next chorus.

[@billphilips8522]

wow, what a boring comment.

[@MrOarson]

Johnny Cash had a few of those. "Look at Them Beans" and "One Piece at a Time" come to mind. The last part of "One Piece at a Time" was literally just him counting from 49 to 70, saying what model the Cadillac was.

[@kenmclemore523]

The late Johnny Cash... KDM

[@claudiaarjangi4914]

I've been everywhere man 😁🇦🇺

[@billycole852]

I legit thought in the country song, "Check Yes or No" he was saying, "Jackass in Rome" my mom still laughs about it.

[@paulagbt]

😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@BellaB411]

My husband sings “Check Yasser’s nose. He intentionally messes lyrics up. Drives me nuts.

[@jasonball8362]

Thanks

[@lordvetinari1331]

Reminds me of the song "leave me alone" by new order, there's a line that says "you get these words wrong, every time...you get these words wrong, and I smile"

[@stareppinger8204]

This is one of the funniest videos, 🤣 I give them all a 9! I watched this alone, and haven't laughed like this in Years! Thank you all, for relieving stress!! 😂

[@Blakeneyd]

“Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes byyyyyy....”

[@notsoseriousmoonlight]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonelfilipek7848]

You made me spit laugh!

[@lauramalek3128]

'Cause...you know if she DID....she WOULD go by ....um ....slowly. 😁

[@Kaaukuu]

That's awesome! Set it up with, "Name a song about inflammatory bowel disease."

[@MisterBeauJanGels]

"On a dark desert highway, Cool Whip in my hair / Warm smell of colitis rising up through the air".

[@megeraashley7777]

Miranda Lamberts Fastest girl in town has a line that goes "ain’t your baby." My boyfriend & I had been listening to this song at our local line dancing place for a year in 2013 to 2014 when out of the blue he goes "oh that’s the lyrics. I thought it was ate your baby." Now that’s all I hear when that song pops up.