Peter's Trip To The Dentist | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour

Peter relives a traumatic experience where he had to get an abscess seen to at the dentist.
From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour.
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[@VIDEOMAN12341000]

“Are you free in 6 months on a Tuesday at a quarter past 4?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@enthrallingusername]

The best bit 😂

[@richardwestwell4902]

"Sorry no I've got the plumber coming to fix a leek"

[@MrJohnmcintyre1965]

It depends Haha

[@owenoneill695]

We will all be free with this fuckin virus

[@MrJohnmcintyre1965]

@@owenoneill695 do u want a pint Haha

[@UAlreadyThoughtThis]

Peter Kay's comedy is so good, you can't finish laughing properly at one joke before he cracks the next one. And it's done with such affection for people, such humanity; he makes us aware that we're ALL fools, and in the warmth of that realization he unites us.

[@MsPlayitright]

Spot on definition of his humour!

[@isobelmiddleton6353]

@@MsPlayitright yes what a lovely way to put it. Dr. Evil. Doesn't sound very evil to me.

[@a.c.4732]

@@isobelmiddleton6353 don't be taken in - he's a Dentist ;-)

[@isobelmiddleton6353]

@@a.c.4732 what??? I must have a word then. . I need new veneers.

[@chriswilliams6501]

​@@MsPlayitright , Kkkj 6:00

[@EnglishLad]

3:37 "Then his assistant started sucking...grow up...I didn't go private" The moment I caved xD

[@freddixon5611]

Peter Kay 😂😂😂😂 video

[@chriswakefield9538]

No one asked.

[@samuel2026]

That’s why I go private, plus they have laughing gas at my one 😂😂

[@jboyyy4058]

Samuel Pearman of course you go private Samuel your mother definitely still takes you to the dentist.

[@cloudmaker]

How can you not love this hugely talented comedian. God bless Peter Kay. Legend.

[@jixuscrixus1967]

How can you not love this talented ‘huge’ comedian. There, sorted that for ye...

[@johncumiskey672]

Huge ALL right , leg end

[@johncumiskey672]

Bell end

[@stewartmcrae8007]

Leg end lol

[@elainejankel]

I agree!

[@benreading5139]

I’m sat here 12 at night tears streaming down my face filling my eyes, choking on my cereal then coughing violently and doing it all again This is how to spend the perfect night

[@chrisstanley9477]

We need this legend back soon! Hope things get better for you Peter. You bring us all laughter we all miss you.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@herseem]

I had the same situation: I was still under anaesthetic from having my wisdom teeth out when my girlfriend led me like a dog to the receptionist's desk. "That'll be £80",the receptionist said (it was quite a few years ago). I suddenly came to: "£80? He told me £50" (they'd decided to do all four instead of just the one that was hurting). I wrote a cheque for £80. A couple of months later they wrote asking for extra money. My reply contained the phrase, "Leaving aside for a moment the ethics of asking a patient to write a cheque while still under anaesthetic......". I didn't hear any more from them. Oh, and nearly laughed my arse off at Peter describing his experience.

[@razz0rric106]

He's a national treasure

[@lindaradford2624]

He really is a genius,best comedian ever.😂

[@artemis477]

"I blacked out" I died!

[@sillysod33]

Took the man less than 5 minutes to have us in tears. What a genius! 😍

[@ProudBtitish]

I simply can’t see the humour, I watched, not one smile, he’s bloody awful. What on earth are they laughing at, it’s not funny.

[@louisc7525]

​@@ProudBtitish fair enough obviously not your thing

[@boycematt1]

"It's a drink love" Lost on most

[@acidwr10]

I blacked out, woke up in a 24 hour dentist... Lost it😂

[@wayne20uk]

Why do ppl keep losing things? Should be more careful

[@xalexis.editsx]

WMV Gaming Haha. Hilarious😐

[@wayne20uk]

@@xalexis.editsx Haha - nobody cares 🙁

[@jamieunderwood5829]

WMV Gaming yeah about your comment😂 fuck off

[@wayne20uk]

@@jamieunderwood5829 ahh fuck, i cant believe you've done this...

[@jonathanduncan1134]

“Where are we Chernobyl” 😂

[@JohnHarris-ri4ev]

No swearing at all just pure comedy genius. I really hope he comes back soon, obviously family / health comes first though. Top guy !

[@davidgodfrey4829]

He said "prick" a few times but he's no Chubby Brown I grant you!

[@WALKING-DISTANCE]

Why does swearing matter?

[@dn1697]

... some never listen ... didn't your mother tell you swearing is a form of pain relief ... Mister Kay does make light heart of swearing ... try his observational style in the workplace ... against the corporate ego ... one would get a disciplinary and demotion ...

[@WALKING-DISTANCE]

@@dn1697 you're fucking weird mate

[@WALKING-DISTANCE]

@@lsbfilmproductions Peter Kay does swear tho. He doesn't in this one clip but he does swear in his stand up all the time

[@scarystuff1534]

"Then he starts using mi chest as a work bench!" 😂😂😂

[@clashalways8293]

I passed out... That got me. Burst out laughing waking up the house.

[@paulharrison8612]

The best naturally funny guy on stage...love him👍 He'll be back 😉

[@jennyperrio4887]

Oh i do hope so We need fun like he makes of us all Pure magic Jenny 😎😌

[@Michellemutts7848]

He needs to do another one, cheer us up through from this shitty year we have all had.

[@hirsifarah6530]

Funniest comedian in England. Hands down.

[@jadenw-d5562]

Hirsi Farah Lee Evans

[@Johnson09641]

@@jadenw-d5562 Ye Lee Evans and Peter Kay are the best Comedians in the WORLD.

[@dj_james170]

Funniest in Britain in my opinion 😂😂😂🇬🇧

[@Johnson09641]

@Michael Whittaker he's from Bolton you tool

[@braxfan683]

I love Michael Mccintyre too

[@scaramonga]

World would be a duller place without Mr Kay, no doubt, brilliant! :D

[@pamelaharrison4843]

Top bloke. A cracking good sense of Northern humour.

[@Ben-oy1td]

I’m genuinely crying laughing ! He’s a comic genius ! Really hope he goes on tour again

[@ehaworth9]

His story telling is genius 🤣

[@taraevans8763]

Peter Kay, best comedian ever!!! No one can beat him, you laugh at everything he says, me and my family have seen him live a few times, be prepared to ache the following day from too much laughing, dont know what’s happened in your private life Peter but we hope your ok and we wish you all the very best for the future, you are so loved, big hugs, 😘🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jamiedutton7257]

I think you mean "Peter's Trip t Dentist".

[@thecaptain4376]

A very good and clever comedian whose jokes most folk can relate to in everyday life. This guy doesn't have to swear to be funny, he has the skill and talent to be a comedian that all the family can enjoy. Well done Peter, you are up there with Norman Wisdom & Eric & Ernie etc

[@chazzlebazzle69]

Definitely up there with the best. 👍

[@judioregan4210]

The injection is by far the worst bit. The needle goes in, then absolute agony. Love Peter Kay, he cracks me up.

[@sarahdermody6665]

Always be my favourite comedian 😂

[@jondoe1916]

I’m an American who loves Peter Kay.

[@ronoccc]

really! wow didn't think americans would like kay

[@atownofbigheads]

@@ronoccc I guess the love for Peter Kay knows no boundaries. Im an Indian ( the dotted one) who lives in Korea who loves a whole lot of Peter kay. I first heard him on Parkinson. Couldn't make out much of what he said the first time around. Over the years, I've gotten used to him. He is lovely. Love Car share as well.

[@alistairwatt8767]

don't know how I have never heard of him - he is hilarious!

[@dorco99]

Whatever is going on Peter I wish you well and if possible please return to stand up.... The country needs you 😁👍

[@970357ers]

3:45 Simply lovely

[@graemewatson1106]

I love Peter Kay the guy is a comedy genius/legend I’ve been watching him on KZbin since Friday & I’m totally blind with tears 😂😂😂

[@ajaja7390]

Omg who gave this the thumbs down. He's one of the best comedians this country's ever seen.

[@callumbutterworth8983]

It all ended when I sucked on a slush puppie at Thomas land 😭😂😂

[@RobTheGreenEngine]

It’s a drink, love.

[@janetwilkinson8064]

You are amazing. Scared of dentists all my life but always use humour in the dreaded chair. Come back we love you.

[@merlinsdog4530]

He's coming back in 2020 with something new! Can't wait.

[@lonsteam4627]

lets hope!

[@Gotchae]

merlinsdog yeah he’s bring corona 😂

[@janeough45]

Peter KAY IS THE BEST , I ADORE HIS HUMOUR ,,i can relate to all he says , my family from barnsley s yoke have the c same abillity to laugh at the same situations he jokes about , what a complete genius xx

[@delbrown4143]

What's great about Peter Kay same joke. A genuine laugh every minute

[@braxfan683]

Love Peter Kay 💙💎 I wish he'd tour more often

[@nanair2007mk]

Get a coaster, get a coaster where you dragged up! 😂🤣

[@headstraining4361]

Peter Kay is just hilarious, he's in my Top Three British comedies along with League Of Gentlemen and Alan partridge

[@nickfreeman7285]

Mine is Lee Evans, Michael MacIntyre and Peter Lay

[@jamesfish18]

Mine has to be Peter Kay, John Bishop, Lee Evans, with Michael Barrymore, Michael McIntyre, and Jeremy Beadle not far behind

[@headstraining4361]

Nice merry Crimbo lads

[@txxmm242]

Can’t watch the rest of this I’m 2 mins in n I can’t breathe 😂🤣🤣

[@ChrisManley1994]

“There’s a car behind me beeping, wait ya impatient prick!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@misterlinn2096]

ChrisManley1994 *impatient

[@ChrisManley1994]

@@misterlinn2096 Autocorrect.....for some reason 😂😂😂😂

[@devilsadvocate1218]

The last of the great Northern comics

[@glenjones6980]

Not one line of that is wasted, every one a winner.

[@beverleybalshaw9119]

Peter is a Pure Genius! Proud to be from Bolton! 👏👏👏👍

[@pearlspiers4779]

Just absolutely brilliant comedy. You totally relate to and remember (lol) yourself/others being in/relating similar situations…

[@robyoung9642]

Absolute comic genius

[@janetcozens4623]

Best place too be in lockdown Fantasticcccc Peter

[@carolynbennett1867]

I think of this every time I'm at the dentist. Cheers me up so much 😄😄

[@Jim.Frantzisson]

It's a drink luv I lost it at that moment

[@oneworldfamily]

He is very good, isn't he. Such a pity he's not doing any new stand up. Miss you, Peter.

[@johncumiskey672]

He's run out of Sh1t .joaks

[@Johnson09641]

@@johncumiskey672 lol inbred

[@jennyperrio4887]

@@johncumiskey672 If you cant spell jokes of course you wont understand them. Im sorry for you 😎

[@jennyperrio4887]

@@Johnson09641 Exactly !!!!!!! But he watched it 😮😱

[@Amz1910]

Love this guy. Always makes my day! 😆

[@susanyork5089]

Pure genius

[@michaelmoody8369]

Classic stand up ,best in the world ,,so so funny ,,the man is a genius,,has me in tears within minutes

[@patmullins1085]

We need you more now than ever Peter your such a funny guy hope you have another tour next year when all of this covid 19 is gone.

[@manchestertart5614]

Thorntons toffee is one that pulls out fillings. You have been warned. 🤣

[@AlexJD85]

julie Harris quality street ^

[@OutreRim]

One of the best routines out there

[@simonlamphee9905]

Utterly ridiculously brilliant comedy

[@g6lpbdots]

I used to go to a cross eyed dentist Mr Glyden he used to frighten the shit out of me.And I used to live near to Tamworth so peter is telling the truth.

[@jennyperrio4887]

We had a school Dentist that was always drunk He went to numb a tooth and the needle came out through my cheek I grew up terrified of Dentists My gran went to see him and slugged him Im a Granny now and because of this virus cant travel out of Island to see my granbabes its been a year since ive seen them but get piccys everyday and a vieocall periodically but its not a cuddle Oh well you stay safe watch out for crosseyed Dentists thanks for the giggle 😘🌟

[@Ben-oy1td]

Jenny Perrio throw a few full stops, some commas in that ffs !

[@jennyperrio4887]

@@Ben-oy1td ,,,,,,, ........There just for you idiot !!!!!!!!!

[@GreenandGold]

Thumbs up for another series of Phoenix Night guys n gals.

[@clothilde1623]

Liam Mills I wish they’d make _Phoenix Nights_ available to watch online! I looked for it on both Amazon and iTunes and there was zilch except DVDs. I’m sure it would do really well too so I can’t understand why they haven’t! Another series would be great but I doubt we’ll be so lucky.

[@elliotbutler9691]

100 million percent yes

[@williamhall8460]

Il pay any amount of money

[@oasis4life014]

Peter Kay refuses for it to go on gold or online

[@harrylewin3180]

Oasis4life 01 bit late but whats the reason why if you do know of course?

[@job2358]

Big boned lol this man is a legend!

[@holliss5]

Love you Come back we need you xx

[@VINNIEJONES10]

His accent just makes him funniehhh

[@LaughingDisciple]

I'm 2 days into this guy. He's awesome

[@robhaney8568]

Ok, never heard of him before but, now I want to see the whole show ... hilarious!

[@annemarieb1334]

He's brilliant, my fave. He's making a comeback soon, apparently.

[@antz8810]

@@annemarieb1334 when

[@chrisstanley9477]

Please do tell

[@annemarieb1334]

Not sure when, i read an article saying he is supposed to be working on new stuff and making a comeback soon.

[@cheesybellend6842]

How have you never heard of peter Kay I’m genuinely intrigued

[@ewoodrailway]

Another level of comedy...brilliant

[@eclecticshopukltd]

Peter, please do a tour soon. !!!

[@misslaurap]

Hilarious love him hope to see him on tour

[@jamesfish18]

This really cheers me up, I have been to the dentist 3 times in the last three months because my crown has come out, the last time was on Monday when I was only having a beef sandwich at work, it was only put back in on 2 December, I got it fitted back in on Wednesday Morning thank goodness. I hope you are okay Peter, please come back and grace our screens again soon, I really miss you, and try and get back on tour again soon, I was meant to see you in June, I dreamt the other week you were going back on tour again, and I was just planning to leave Surrey for Bury to come and see you.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@cheekybum6136]

Peter Kay is the legend of comedy

[@lisagoff2033]

Not even 30 seconds in and I'm like marilyn manson with eyeliner down my face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BradTheThird]

"Scalpel, hammer, brew" Got to be my favourite line of this whole segment. A nice short and mild exaggeration.

[@joyleenpoortier7496]

Love this guy

[@The1queencollector]

The pound under the car story he used in "Car share" comedy gold

[@riddley39]

Genius!

[@chrisbull1330]

Pure Class, king of comedy 🤣🤣🤣. I didn't know which clip i put a comment on because they are all as funny as one another. I am so disappointed that i haven't managed to secure any tickets for one of his shows 😁👍🤣👍😄

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@nicolepowell5470]

So many great jokes in 6 mins i was laughing so much.

[@bonniegarrison2255]

I've never heard of Peter Kaye before this moment but he remains me of Dave Allen.

[@93RubixCube]

Peter Kay is the GOAT

[@jennyperrio4887]

I used to wait outside the Dentists Once a little lad aged 6 said dont be scared i will hold your hand and he did He held my hand until the Dentist called me in I was never frightened again Bless his little heart and both our sweaty hands Apparantly he was terrified too so we helped each other Never forget the kindness Wish i knew his name xxxx😧😘🌟

[@badninja1971]

The man responsible for the dvd version always seems to find the 🍉🍉 in the audience. 😂

[@bonnie43uk]

Really miss Peter Kay , he's a British Institution. Hope he's ok, Bit worrying that he's gone off the radar... thanks for this Upload sir.

[@samscamera3456]

Some twats on twitter said he died a few weeks ago but the allegations were false

[@LewisBrain]

He is having time out due to a death in his family.

[@bonnie43uk]

@@LewisBrain Thanks for that Lewis.

[@jspesh]

@@LewisBrain yes, his own

[@triplem9805]

@@jspesh Oh, please.

[@Maddie_rae_1999]

This was the greatest stand up show ever

[@ryanking2155]

It's a drink, luv 😂

[@breigesheppard8339]

Lord god yr the funniest man ever don’t be well most times but yr put a smile on my face god bless you 🙏🙏☘️☘️🍀❤️❤️❤️🌈🌈

[@michellecarpenter8192]

I'm dying 😂. I blacked out 😂😂

[@yoellcall]

Michael Mcintyre does a similar one, hilarious both of them.

[@Psyrax64]

Michael McIntyre is about as funny as a dose of clap

[@TheDiggster13]

Ackle ackincacker

[@tedanzigg]

Funniest comedian in the UK, observational outstanding

[@vijaysingh-xg7zo]

I am fu**ing crying here.

[@dannypriestley4675]

He makes me sooooo happy

[@ifukill7538]

I love you Peter❤❤❤❤

[@joshhodkinson9677]

"Grow up! I didn't go private." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@timeless4369]

IT'S SPITTING IT'S SPITTING, EVERYBODY IN IT'S SPITTING

[@carlt9265]

Hahahahah that next appointment bit so true you never know what say to um 😂😂

[@padstowphantom]

May the deity of your choice bless you Peter.

[@DanchOnPcGames]

This guy is brilliant I wish they would do more Phoenix nights and max and paddy’s road to nowhere. I know there’s rumours but haven’t seen anything official

[@hayleymills6421]

91 dislikes from people who clearly haven't got a sense of humor 😂🤦‍♂️.

[@jakerimma]

Hayley Bailey they must be drugged up if they don't laugh at peter.

[@sarahwatkins4520]

They haven't been fed enough garlic bread.

[@johncumiskey672]

As funny as woodworm , in a cripples crouch

[@davidowen781]

@@johncumiskey672 so fucking hilarious then

[@braxfan683]

Why are they watching? Some people would find a flaw in the holy Bible