Cannon Group's prop department in the 1980's must have been a warehouse full of military fatigues and ninja costumes.
@agentepolaris49144 ай бұрын
Sounds like the closet of the average larper nowadays
@Aramakie983 ай бұрын
I choose to believe this, lol.
@cherylfagan32194 ай бұрын
Funny story before he was famous Chuck Norris was a substitute teacher at my mom’s school and he graduated from my high school. He was North Highs claim to fame.
@habeashumor98144 ай бұрын
He was my dad's karate teacher
@flashinthepan32734 ай бұрын
@@habeashumor9814I was your mom's yoga instructor.
@danielbretall22364 ай бұрын
@@flashinthepan3273 I was your dad's prison cell mate.
@amirmohamad227019 күн бұрын
I'm just happy to be involved
@alexanderscalzo3404 ай бұрын
My KZbin childhood consists of Nostalgia Critic, Cinema Snob, JonTron, & Angry Video Game Nerd
@jacobschweitzer10684 ай бұрын
Chuck norris movies are like biscuits and gravy. It's not good for you but sometimes you need it
4 ай бұрын
I've heard that before. Isn't there anything new to say?
@DeviantDork4 ай бұрын
So I shouldn't be eating that every day?
@jasonmaclean7194 ай бұрын
Dude, the grenade launcher kill in part 3 was one of the most absurd death scenes ever. And it was GLORIOUS.
@wilcee2384 ай бұрын
I’d agree BUT the grenade launcher kill in Death Wish Part 3 is the gold standard.
@jasonmaclean7194 ай бұрын
@@wilcee238 you mean the rocket launcher?
@horrorfanandy46474 ай бұрын
@@wilcee238Tied with Norris blowing away Rostov with the LAW in Invasion USA from the same year!
@martinrosendahl91344 ай бұрын
@@horrorfanandy4647 I was just about to mention that one... I'd say the Invasion USA one is the better... you can see body parts flying around... magnificent
@horrorfanandy46474 ай бұрын
@@martinrosendahl9134 It’s amazing. Death Wish 3’s is awesome but it all happens so fast. In Invasion USA, Norris slowed time down so the filmmakers could get a better shot! 🤣 I do love the gore, you can see his legs and head flying through the debris and blood. It’s disturbingly detailed, but I think Tom Savini did effects on the film, so what else would you expect from the master?
@davebooshty2994 ай бұрын
24:41 They Did The Same thing With Raiders Of The Lost Arc By Making Indy 2 Take Place before part 1.
@KingSidJames4 ай бұрын
Braddock gave them all the Paddington bear hard stare.
@brianhebert61522 ай бұрын
4:33 Don't forget modern-day horror movies being filmed in Romania, teen dramas being shot in Vancouver, or superhero films and TV shows being shot in Atlanta.
@travisa76694 ай бұрын
I almost spit my coffee out at the North Vietnamese Wolfman Jack bit. 🤣
@EssexAggiegrad20114 ай бұрын
"That was the meter maid you asshole" did it for me
@emperortrevornorton31194 ай бұрын
Cannon the house that Charles Bronson, Chuck Norris, ninjas and break dancing built Also Cannon made one of my favorite early JCVD movies that was based off lies told by Frank Dux
@JohnnyBurnes4 ай бұрын
They're not lies. JCVD turned them into facts. He's that good!
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
Great film, the only truth in it is the Kumite exists though.
@adamdenby12824 ай бұрын
Cannon the apple is masterpiece
@hew23564 ай бұрын
These may be run-of-the-mill action flicks, but Soon-Teck Oh's Yin is fantastically over-the-top. I'm sure he was a nice fellow in real life, yet no one played a better villain or ruthless businessman.
@SpeedyEric14 ай бұрын
After 9 years, it’s cool seeing you review a trilogy of Chuck Norris movies that A. don’t involve him teaming up with a dog, and B. weren’t released a week after a domestic terrorist attack.
@frankbandera65914 ай бұрын
Domestic you say? *Did the Oklahoma bomber have help from al-Qa'ida's explosives expert?* ~The Independent, 3/27/04
@atlanime4 ай бұрын
2:20 "...jail. HE'S BACK! THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK!...." "Fucking mistakes."
@metalmario12314 ай бұрын
its not a matter of if you're going to watch a Chuck Norris movie...but a matter of when Chuck Norris decides its time for your eyeballs to witness a Chuck Norris movie...it would appear you were deemed worthy
@bigbossman28104 ай бұрын
There was another movie that came out before Missing in Action. Uncommon Valor came out in 1983, which stars Gene Hackman, Robert Stack, & a bunch of other up & coming stars like Randall "Tex" Cobb, Tim Thomerson, Fred Ward, & a very young Patrick Swayze. The characters are likeable. Gene Hackman plays the role of a father obsessed with rescuing his son from a POW camp in Laos.
@meapickle4 ай бұрын
How could u forget it had the legendary Reb Brown
@BlackAdam12314 ай бұрын
It is suspected that Jason Vorhees found out that Dana Kimmel was lone Wolf McQuade’s daughter and that’s the real reason why he let her go, he was a big Chuck Norris fan
@Jnensrevenge4 ай бұрын
Do the Rambo movies next! The quality of that franchise is a rollercoaster!
@rogerrambo41724 ай бұрын
I loved the MIA trilogy as a kid, they felt like live action GI Joe movies
@Rando19754 ай бұрын
I just finished watching the Cannon Films documentary "Electric Bugaloo" yesterday, so this is good timing. The story of MIA and its "sequel" is truly bizarre.
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
Boogaloo my dude. Great documentary, grew up on Cannon films, so good.
@handsomestik4 ай бұрын
2 is insane. Soon Tek oh is a great bad guy
@hew23564 ай бұрын
He is-perfect at playing creepy, intimidating, or ruthless villains. His appearances on the original Hawaii Five-O are what I know him from and they're fantastic.
@Scatscar19854 ай бұрын
I am so glad that when Intrada gave the movies belated soundtrack releases the one for the third one left off the sickly songs.
@godmaentertainment43754 ай бұрын
3 is The Dream Warriers of 3td instalments. I remember this one being the more "movie movie" one, with the kid stuff heart strings and some humor...dramatic kills.
@knightnday104 ай бұрын
Ah, not only vetsplotation but the world of Chuck Norris. Hopefully this will unlock the rest of his movies for Snob review! Thanks Snob!
@SirAsdf4 ай бұрын
These feel like three totally different Nam plots who's only connecting thread is that they have Chuck Norris in them.
@wilcee2384 ай бұрын
You are correct sir
@snoo3334 ай бұрын
this was awesome. so many memories of watching these movies when they came out on video. thanks bro. loved this.
@bobcobb36544 ай бұрын
It wouldn’t have hurt Cannon to explain what happened to Tuck in the third movie; he was crushed to death under a mountain of prostitutes.
@Chadwickzilla4 ай бұрын
Saw Missing in Action 2 as Missing in Action when it was released theatrically in Hong Kong, back in 1985.
@charlottecorday84944 ай бұрын
Downloading this right now on KZbin Red before it gets taken down. KZbin sucks!
@ravensthatflywiththenightm73194 ай бұрын
KZbin Red?
@moralescarlitos4 ай бұрын
You mean KZbin Premium?
@charlottecorday84944 ай бұрын
@@moralescarlitosOh yeah still getting used to the name change
@PapaTaurean4 ай бұрын
If they had made a 4th one, the bad guy would have been Segata Sanshiro. Truly... an epic battle for the ages.
@HarukoJisan4 ай бұрын
I don't think the world could handle a fight between Chuck and Segata
@meapickle4 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, thanks to death battle, they're still battling across the universe through a black whole the formed
@MadJens04 ай бұрын
That's an epic bout of "football practice!" to start the film 😀
@hew23564 ай бұрын
I see someone else is a fan of the Horror Geek, because that was my first thought too.
@Launchpad054 ай бұрын
Now do an episode on 'Chuck Norris: Karate Commandos'.
@hippybuddhist4 ай бұрын
The Evil That Men Do is solid gold, to be fair.
@freakyzed84674 ай бұрын
Getting sued by the Rambo people sounds TERRIFYING!!!
@rudolpholaspari60394 ай бұрын
I loved these movies as a kid, thank you Snob
@douglasjohnson43824 ай бұрын
Monsieur, with this video you're really spoiling us.
@jorgezarco92694 ай бұрын
Charles Bronson worked on Irvin Kershner's Raid on Entebbe(1977 TV movie).
@drewskull51814 ай бұрын
The fact that Cannon didn't produce a movie with Norris and Bronson together is probably one of the biggest disappointments of the 80s.
@habeashumor98144 ай бұрын
The parts with the wife and son are exactly the plot of Miss Saigon (the parts of the show that weren't already based on Madame Butterfly). I have a feeling it's not a coincidence that the musical came out shortly after this film.
@John_Locke_1084 ай бұрын
Trilogy?? I need to watch this video because I have no recollection of a third film.
@Rando19754 ай бұрын
Probably because (I think), the 3rd film came out much later. And instead of Missing in Actuon 3, it's Braddock: Missing in Action 3. I didn't realize it either till I haven't to see it in a video store and thought, "Huh? There was a third one?!"
@John_Locke_1084 ай бұрын
@@Rando1975 Oh yes. Braddock. Now I remember ignoring it in the video store.
@Rando19754 ай бұрын
@John_Locke_108 yeah. I haven't seen it since I rented it back then. And from what little I remember, it wasn't good.
@metalmario12314 ай бұрын
its because Chuck Norris does not wish for you to remember
@entertainmentpowerfuchs57444 ай бұрын
Yeah Finally a James Hong movie again on the show.
@jeffp.75984 ай бұрын
These where my favorite movies when I was 9. I had horrible parents.
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
You had great parents. Cannon were incredible.
@NordicNerd664 ай бұрын
"In and out, like I wasn't even there " 😂
@Scatscar19854 ай бұрын
Some of "Missing In Action" was shot in the Caribbean (St. Kitt's).
@Se7enBeatleofDoom4 ай бұрын
Missing in action trilogy makes me wish canon picture survived long enough to make movies about Desert storm, Black Hawk Down and Kosovo.
@johntaylor19814 ай бұрын
More Chuck Norris movies please!
@playlist99804 ай бұрын
44:07 You can't fool me. That's not Chuck Norris. That's Lionel Messi.
@melkhior98974 ай бұрын
I've seen MIA 3 an unreasonable number of times, it's still awesome lol
@darrenclements60284 ай бұрын
Classic Chuck Norris trilogy of all time
@mr.pavone97194 ай бұрын
I feel like Lloyd could have added a lot to this video.
@pablosilva69884 ай бұрын
Awesome 🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️ the 80s were the ####. Keep up the GREAT work.
@chrisgrove78294 ай бұрын
So glad he’s tackling the Cannon Films. Sure they did sleazy exploitation, but they did movies with a surprising amount of heart, like the film Thunder Alley from 1985 which is basically if Luke Skywalker left the farm to join a rock band, and co starring Leif Garrett and the lovely Jill Schoelen. They also did Making the Grade with Judd Nelson, which was basically a classy teen comedy where Judd Nelson plays a street kid from New Jersey who trades places with a Preppie, who hires him to finish his final year at a new prep school. Total Prince and Pauper vibes, and actually had a lot of charm:)
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
They made the best films. Norris, Bronson, JCVD, pure testosterone fun.
@redheadboyyy1234 ай бұрын
M. Emmet Walsh can do a great Linkara impression
@roberthayes93144 ай бұрын
Holy crap, I just watched Missing in Action for the first time a few nights ago….
@zetetick3954 ай бұрын
16:03 This is a running gag in the Pink Panther movies..........Of course it's played dead straight in a Chuck Norris flick! \🙄/ - Hey Mr scriptwriter, you know you moved the location over to Thailand ten minutes earlier, why are there still Vietnamese assailants everywhere?
@MoonsideMemories4 ай бұрын
Hey Brad, I enjoy your videos. Fellow Chicagoan here as well. Will you be doing a review of Cuckoo by chance?
@oldhickory35224 ай бұрын
Best part of my day!
@anthonymalerbo3224 ай бұрын
18:45
@agentepolaris49144 ай бұрын
I had no idea there was 3rd movie!!! Im awaete these aren't Oscar material, but I still love these kind of movies
@godmaentertainment43754 ай бұрын
I was thinking about alternative Nem films of the 70s/80s like Death Dream, The Losers and Heroes....The boys in Company C. It's funny how Snake P is basically a Nam Vet in the future, different war...same hero. So much ass kinging in the Gr80s!
@majorccunliffe46624 ай бұрын
silent rage still gives me nightmares in my waking hours, notice i spelt waking correctly ok
@wilcee2384 ай бұрын
Ever see Hero and The Terror?
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
Congratulations, now put a capital at the start of a sentence and a full stop at the end.
@adamdenby12824 ай бұрын
Am sure as a teen I saw the 2nd flim frist than number 1 and 3 cannon fkims were great I wounder how well they would have done on vod
@JLAvey4 ай бұрын
Where's the scene where he does ALL of the push ups?
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't push up, he pushes the earth away from him.
@MadJens04 ай бұрын
It's a new "Kenny" - Smartmouth Kenny 😀
@jplopp73884 ай бұрын
Funny... Brad looks like Jesse Ventura in the thumbnail.
@SparkyMarkyMark234 ай бұрын
The M.I.A. Trilogy Rulez✊🏻!
@pkvanderzee62264 ай бұрын
1:10:33 Another Rambo part 2 reference
@cleongibson87364 ай бұрын
I fucking loved MIA part 2.
@equusquaggaquagga5364 ай бұрын
Speaking of action flicks filmed in the Philippines Please review Silk
@andreh18884 ай бұрын
The term is "cop a squat." Not Pop.
@martinrosendahl91344 ай бұрын
Looking at Vietnam movies from the 80s the MIA trilogy is actually part of the better half for sure.. not up there with Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket or the king of 'em all imo Platoon... but just above the center point. There was LOADS of Vietnam B-movies at the time and most were of really poor quality. Still enjoy watching MIA 1 now and then...
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
I have a soft spot for Hamburger Hill.
@alexthelizardking2 ай бұрын
I disagree with your assessment that Braddock is wooden. He is a hardened professional trained to operate under deadly conditions. He will not fall apart or go to pieces. He will keep his cool, he will do job and he will get those men out of there.
@kevingreer78774 ай бұрын
I never saw these movies, I never will - but I don't need to. Just the song on the ending credits is all I need. Freedom boner indeed!!!
@Fanfan303033 ай бұрын
I got gifted a membership!!!!!
@jorgezarco92694 ай бұрын
"Xin loi". Vietnamese for "I am sorry".
@therealrockstargamer4 ай бұрын
No one messes with the walker Texas ranger
@jasonpittman71834 ай бұрын
Nice
@Gbusjones4 ай бұрын
Review the chuck norris cartoon?
@personatodo4 ай бұрын
I'm more interested in the Solider Terminator ad lol
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
If I had a pound for every time I've seen someone misspell soldier, I'd be rolling in cash. How does it even happen?, it's the same as the million times I've seen someone type Rouge One!.
@personatodo4 ай бұрын
@@scottneil1187I just noticed lol. I'll just leave it there for people who are annoyed with typo like you. 🤣 Rouge is a great movie starring the late Leslie Cheung and Anita Mui. 🙃
@makogrey73734 ай бұрын
Didn't think you would reference the boys, The walker show was ok shame it got cancelled
@Avenger854384 ай бұрын
Y'know with only a few tweaks Chuck's character could easily have been the villain. A damaged veteran who refuses to accept his culpability in the war, who harasses former enemy officers before waging a one man campaign against their country anew in search of validation.
@GenXLisa4 ай бұрын
Omg are you going to covet American Ninja!?!?😮😮 Did you already 😂?
@scottneil11874 ай бұрын
I think everyone covets it!. Not many cover it though.
@RonSoloDJ4 ай бұрын
I’m forty years old and I’m just now realizing he said “Braddock” and not “Brudah”. Clears up A LOT of things from watching this as a kid
@rudolpholaspari60394 ай бұрын
These young folks no nothing of drive in theaters!
@_Digishade_4 ай бұрын
Nice try Brad, but no thumbnail will EVER top the original you used for NINJA 3: THE DOMINATION!
@therealrockstargamer4 ай бұрын
And hey a picture from media entertainment The company that Charles band shut down and destroyed every VHS tape under that name
@TECHNOIR4 ай бұрын
Inflation is insane! Cannon spent 37 dollars on these movies and, while they look cheap, careworn and tawdry - there there were 3 of them! They must have paid Chuck Norris in beer, bullets, or 'tache wax!
@psycher74 ай бұрын
5:10 Yeah, maybe the US lost the war because they kept setting up landing zones within spitting distance of NVA machine gun nests. Poor Michael Emmet Walsh. Two years prior you were in my favorite film of all time, Blade Runner. Gotta love how they can just hop a boat and go from Thailand to Vietnam, which in real life involves sailing nearly 300 miles through the waters of Cambodia (at the time run by a Vietnamese proxy government). You're already causing multiple international incidents, what's one more? Yes, classic Vietnamese name "Yin". Good thing he's being played by a Korean. A bit more forgivable when he's playing Mulan's dad. 1:08:56 The...Vietnam/Thailand border. Well, that just confirms my previous suspicion about Cambodia not existing in this universe. Cold War movies and their insistence on making the enemies both irredeemably evil and cartoonishly inept, while the American is a paragon of virtue even as he blows people up to another muttered catchphrase.
@packfresh14 ай бұрын
The only Chuck Norris movie that matters... is Sidekicks😂free on youtube... you're welcome.
@therealrockstargamer4 ай бұрын
Witch mask are you talking about? the cartoon series Just called m a s k or the one that is based on the Jim Carrey movie made into a cartoon
4 ай бұрын
Brad is so white that he goes for the Robin Hood version of Little John and not Lil Jon.
@EmitOcean204 ай бұрын
Good video and chuck is the toughest guy ever
@jasonvoorhees-wr7iq4 ай бұрын
Why does Brad always look like he weighs 400lbs in these thumbnails
@andreh18884 ай бұрын
But did he have to beat a guy off snob?😂
@fletchkeilman22054 ай бұрын
Jonathan Harris was his vocal/acting coach for these movies. You know....Dr. Smith from lost in space.....Norris said that Harris put his fingers in hisbmouth to get him to pronounce things right. That's....um.... gross
@SuperToombs4 ай бұрын
Race for your life charlie brown lmao😅
@DeviantDork4 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris fought fascists in the '80s and then joined them 40 years later. 😅 Hilarious how he forgot about that
@valiant9714 ай бұрын
I have an ongoing debate with my friends whereby I argrue that Chuck Norris never had a good movie, and is a terrible actor. He is a legit martial artist though who had real fights well before the UFC.
@_Digishade_4 ай бұрын
Oh no, nobody has ever argued that Chuck was a good actor. He was just an all around decent dude and a legitimate competitor, from what I've heard. And he was just strangely popular due to Walker: Texas Ranger. 😆
@MonkeyKingsformerroomate4 ай бұрын
Man, Chuck sure cant act.
@Brian-qn7fn4 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, over an hour of terrible Chuck Norris goodness.
@speedmastermarkiii4 ай бұрын
Whenever I think of the lunacy of these "rescue the POW/MIA" films, I remember that there are people still flying POW/MIA flags in the insane belief that Vietnam is somehow holding 90 year-old US soldiers in aged care prison camps.
@charlottecorday84944 ай бұрын
You need to do some further reading about why people still fly those.
@bperdew984 ай бұрын
It's also why there is a table set at the military dining facilities...never forget the lost