As a fan of "we don't kill humans," I really like the continuity between stories that if the pirates kill a human the others will never stop hunting him down.
@SageofStars8 ай бұрын
Ah, someone who let all their other stats suffer to max out their luck stat. Tends to result in the paradox of getting them INTO dangerous situations, while getting them out the other side at the same time. Mr. Magoo would be proud of his descendent.
@2reinrein7 ай бұрын
Not all luck is good luck after all.
@grejen7118 ай бұрын
Fun stuff. I loved the way the confusion and mistranslations were presented. Really allows the reader/listener to appreciate the issues involved. Wonderful and clever little story. This reminds me of something from the golden age of SciFi. While the setting is completely fantastical it does deal with a very specific social and human issue in a unique and entertaining way that only such a setting would allow. This is the essence of Science Fiction. Well done.
@stephenpickering80638 ай бұрын
Talk about an accidental victory. Very funny and Warren being so fed up with the idea that every human is an uber-warrior. :)
@sandralouth31038 ай бұрын
This Sci Fi fan SO appreciates these stories.
@scifistories19778 ай бұрын
This was a great one. All because of the translator!
@jenniferstewarts48518 ай бұрын
this so remonds me of.. "I'm a xeno archeologist" "right, what kind of archeologist carries a gun." Daniel Jackson waves his hand. ""Umm, I do" "bad example."
@Odd_Interaction8 ай бұрын
For some odd reason it reminds me of someone screaming “we are peaceful protesters!” Evidently her definition of peaceful protest and my definition are polar opposites. Almost the point of speaking entirely different languages l.
@TheSolidSnakeOil8 ай бұрын
It really sucks when you don't have your fire on your person. Especially when it's your job.
@Shadow.Dragon8 ай бұрын
Great story! Sometimes success is just a series of misunderstandings and random events! LOL!!!
@afreeman46688 ай бұрын
I was intrigued by the title as it is a "Bushism". I was rewarded with a great story.
@carrotsama8 ай бұрын
So this seems like the start of setup for possibly a whole series around Niurn. Really hope we get to see more
@oregonbry8 ай бұрын
Wow, best of these so far! Outstanding!
@brian-my7ym7 ай бұрын
Got to love that some intergalactic aliens, are throwing around the f-bomb like a drunken sailor. Lol
@howardmallisonii5038 ай бұрын
Huh, a comedy of misunderstandings...
@Questor-ky2fvАй бұрын
Thanks for posting this story! The misunderstandings were funny. As another commenter mentioned, it would have been funny to watch the authorities going over the debriefing reports from both points of view.😂 I took 3 years of German in high school about 50 years ago, so I can understand how knowing just a little of another language and culture can lead to confusing misunderstandings. I became a fan of sci-fi when I was about 10.😊
@oldnotweak8 ай бұрын
haha everybody was confused
@douglasmcneil84138 ай бұрын
That was fun.
@HoanNguyen-uc9zk8 ай бұрын
Good
@alexisdespland49398 ай бұрын
why should all the aliens agree the red means either fire or emergency.
@givemeanameman18 ай бұрын
Because red is the colour of human blood... and if you are seeing that... a human is having a bad day, and someone else likely non human is about to have a even worse day. hence in the Galactic civilizations Red=Emergency.
@alexisdespland49398 ай бұрын
do all akliens in your world also have red blood.
@susanc46228 ай бұрын
Really funny 😅
@zinithin-82088 ай бұрын
Hilarious
@chadstinson98868 ай бұрын
Lol
@LinardsZ8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JRTjr016 ай бұрын
I liked the miscommunication. Makes it seam more realistic. Imagine the Police report (or equivalent), reading each of their witnesse statements. Would have been better if he left the profanity out. I give it two out of five.