Can You Beat Bioshock With Only The Telekinesis Plasmid?

[@piercetan9112]

without mitten squad I would never know when the real game began.

[@radgaming8437]

Or how many times the real game began. I didn’t realize that when I purchased a game, it actually had four or five games in it, just waiting for the real game to begin. Thank you, mittens :)

[@wesss9353]

The game was rigged from the start

[@adriansowma9420]

XD lol

[@spooky443]

the game never ends because he plays every game once again

[@atomicbuttocks]

Truth is the game never actually started, you merely experience a simulation of the game

[@mardocOz]

Don't watch Jurassic Park... you'll learn that Velociraptors can open doors. Sweet dreams...

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

They cant jurrasic park racist cancel jurassic park

[@paji2030]

jujutsia0002 please tell me this is satire

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Was gonna sa

[@BradTheAmerican]

Something something the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park arent even Velociraptors

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@BradTheAmerican shh

[@Henceforth-q8y]

I've watched you're channel for so long and knowing you're gone had left a hole in my heart. Paul you are in peace now. We miss you

[@somethingthatexists62]

jesus i have been watching him for years and stopped watching him for a few months and come back to this

[@DILLYBAR31869]

Man. You are almost to a million subs! We need a shirt that says: "And this is where the game really begins"

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

Dillon Roundy The perfect merch.

[@blacknoir3816]

I'd buy that until the real game begins

[@awesomechaos4034]

Any normal person: Big Daddy Mittensquad: *LaRgE fAtHeR*

[@TuckyBlue]

Me: Humongous Male Parental Figure

[@yourcheekss12]

Texas red DA BIG DADAA

[@gagejimenez7690]

Wares the LaRgE fAtHeR WE NEED MORE lArGe FaThEr

[@weeginumber1601]

Ye old large parent

[@dup1237]

Huge Patriarch

[@ONE-vt1fz]

“For the first time in my life, I died.” Yeah, that’s usually how it works

[@rorystockley5969]

That's the joke.

[@ONE-vt1fz]

Rory Stockley yes I know. I was trying to add to the joke.

[@orbsorbs8465]

That’s not how it worked for me

[@Ahrone1586]

Americans overextend jokes

[@orbsorbs8465]

AgustinBre I don’t think it’s just Americans

[@dootmarine1140]

If only Paul could walk into my house one day and say: "And this is where your real life begins"

[@renegadeprism42]

Good onr

[@1slena]

I’d be scared but would find comfort in the fact that there’d be at least two more times he would come into my house and tell me “this is where your life begins”

[@starryfoo]

you're never gonna have one so it likey won't happen

[@BtalionPosie]

"Play time 6 Hours 21 Minutes" More like 6 Months and 21 minutes

[@mayakirkhouse84]

Hehe 621...

[@alexc3337]

Got him

[@phoenixchase9271]

@@mayakirkhouse84 What?

[@thelordscrusaders387]

@@phoenixchase9271 search up e621

[@abernath322]

@@thelordscrusaders387 I hate you for reminding me of this

[@Shedewff]

every time he pops up in my feed it hurts a little more

[@Myrmeleosi]

yep

[@ro_thing]

rest in peace, buddy

[@the32bitguy]

Sometimes I wonder if Mitten is just a deepfake and the script is auto generated

[@Baconpotato710]

It's hard to write good auto generated script rofl

[@MrWizeazz]

I wouldn’t be surprised by either

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@Baconpotato710 Indeed, it's easier to write a script than write an algorithm that can create dialogue that passes the turing test.

[@MrGanjie]

Need a face to deep fake

[@the32bitguy]

@@MrGanjie A deepfake can be a voice kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWWknn6Gf7OZeck

[@Harocious]

8:31 How my mom used to chase me around the house with the wooden spoon.

[@lmpst7915]

find her in the womens bathroom with your handgun

[@slyvesterakaspookmcskull6113]

te spoon being your brothers corpse i assume

[@nickmcbride5213]

All my playthoughs of this game and I just now realized the gift box says “WOULD YOU KINDLY not open...”

[@TheGodGamr]

Neat

[@jamescastle99]

"Would you kindly not open until [coordinates of Rapture]?" It shows in the flashback when confronting Andrew Ryan

[@ug_-native7703]

Jesus: "gets crucified" Me: This is where the real game begins

[@johnwerner55]

And he cosplayed God

[@Gomeshock]

Jesus: yeets himself to heaven Apostles: "Hold on, this whole operation was your idea."

[@mistamethylbrot2187]

you mean, "christians: this is where the real religion begins"

[@nolipoliravioli2208]

Around once a month i get reminded of your passing and I get sad all of again. You deserved better

[@annurissimo1082]

Paul's biggest fear : *COMBUSTION WHILE SLEEPING*

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

No. Velociraptors is his biggest, with that being a close second.

[@jyxtheberzerking4824]

* strikes a match with malicious intent *

[@kaydenstull3827]

@@MrNight-dg1ug not at all it’s air conditionings

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@kaydenstull3827 He explained it in the video

[@m1_garand434]

Another mitten squad video, a reason to keep going

[@toxdawn8246]

Damn, yo what are you doing with all those facts?

[@venom_ross]

You okay man?

[@fishchik-in1739]

🚫🧢

[@scratchmypony142]

So true

[@kermitdefrog6293]

@@venom_ross None of us are. XD

[@Tristan1062]

6:10 They actually turn yellow, yellow because they’ve yielded to you in combat.

[@kadenstewart7761]

Seeing Paul actually enjoy his play through of a game is refreshing.

[@Patterrz]

Ah yes, the greatest game of all time

[@kaba1996]

So true

[@Chaoblahippo]

Thats a bit of an overstatment

[@MrRedOfSinope]

Guys shut up bioshock is way better than any other game

[@BigTPumping]

Fax

[@Chaoblahippo]

@nick gurr but it triggers me im salty

[@robertobrosful]

"In what other game can you kill someone with someone else body?" Uh, Dead Space.

[@Elalisk]

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

[@TheBootyBamboozler]

That’s exactly what came to mind lol

[@ColonelMustache]

Broforce.

[@Jesse__H]

Half-Life 2

[@KazzKobb]

CONTROL

[@Nerbit13098]

Literally rewatched the Skyrim telekinesis challenge yesterday and you mentioned you were working on this one, so excited to finally see it

[@yzarkelocnurb3357]

Pre fame Nerbit sighting

[@werbearjack]

That's a lot of Majora's Mask references in the opening ad for the barbarian... Can you beat Majora's Mask without swinging your sword?

[@Kelvoraax]

Wouldn’t the very existence of the masks in Majora’s Mask basically nullify this challenge for anything other than the beginning?

[@nojustno4209]

How about, without swinging your weapon?

[@Dash62g]

Without hitting the B button, maybe?

[@orbsorbs8465]

Can you beat Majoras mask without using masks? I don’t count the intro because that’s technically not a mask

[@mrstrider8847]

He really doesn’t like his 4th grade teacher, does he.

[@guilhermehank4938]

Who does?

[@art1637]

@@guilhermehank4938 My fourth grade teacher was rad, he gave us free time every Thursday.

[@evanshirley6089]

11:45 I love how you just walked through all the electric bolt traps which can be removed with Telekinesis.

[@JustinY.]

It's all fun and games until you smash an enemy flat by only using a beer bottle

[@evansteel5643]

Never knew you watch mitten squad

[@davidlennox6242]

you're here early

[@kingbailey7240]

why are you here

[@IceAssassin25]

You seem to be everywhere

[@samus802]

How

[@davidwilson2916]

That mention of how Telekinesis can't be upgraded only solidifies my desire to see this done in BioShock 2...

[@hee-ho7126]

Who's gonna tell him BioShock 2 has been out for a decade? Edit: I now realize what your comment meant. Sorry bro

[@RustedBass]

Lol

[@AnimatedTerror]

TransSlav eeeeeeeh.... it’s not underrated so much as it is undercooked. It’s not terrible but bioshock 2 leaves a bad taste in my mouth, especially after playing the first bioshock

[@aceraz0rsharp]

Terry T. Error i think the only flaw in my opinion with Bioshock 2 was how short it was. I literally did an entire play through, did everything, on the hardest difficulty in like 2 days. Amazing game just hella short.

[@yellowzoiid]

Exactly

[@adjustedbrass7551]

Last time I was this early Grandma Sparkles crashed the game.

[@oscarbelmare_22]

When will he terrible witchcraft end

[@thevoidofvoids7416]

@@oscarbelmare_22 He defeated Grandma Sparkle a while ago with a chinese pistol

[@ianronning4185]

@@thevoidofvoids7416 But she always comes back to haunt again

[@oH_._]

Ian Ronning not on that video. He killed Grandma Sparkles and walked away scot free. No crash

[@oscarbelmare_22]

@@thevoidofvoids7416 Oh yeah I may have repressed it since I member most of that video, I think that it was repressed since what it meant for the known universe

[@jokerclown1503]

I don't know how, but the part where he said "Large Father" was so F*cking funny.

[@BobbyBearhugTheWestHamFan96]

I can't watch this, because if I do, I'll just cry

[@okienative4785]

Did, did he beat a guy to death with a pack of cigarettes? Now that's how the game really begins.

[@cringelord7525]

I guess they don't know the rule: Don't attack a man looking for chicken nuggies.

[@drdoctor9146]

Man, this guy could make watching paint dry interesting.

[@kiwirain1235]

Unlike crow...

[@legatelanius2230]

Scp 049

[@jimmilton9157]

We all miss you paul, you are and always will be one of the greats, R.I.P the truest youtuber of them all, mitten squad the great❤

[@brokenatomicbeast2125]

Rip a goat. You will be missed

[@Madmac42069]

Paul should do a “can you beat fable with only a stick “

[@jasperflickerstone]

I never knew how badly I needed this !!

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

I have actually done this. It takes forever, but it's not impossible. Just gotta spam that Multi-Hit Spell with Flouishes tho.

[@simonwyzik8661]

Or the frying pan

[@HitachiTRQ-225]

“Its just a kid, he can make another” -the best youtuber

[@shimonz4660]

Mitten Squad: "In what other games can you kill someone using someone else's dead body" Necromancer: ".... you can kill people without using dead bodies?"

[@Ahrone1586]

Chad von kaiser can do it

[@benjamindavidson4680]

This is the kind of thing we can’t have people saying, might give him ideas.

[@goofygoober779]

This actually looked a bit more fun & playable than most of your other challenges. Cheers man, thank you for making my birthday a bit more mitteny & squaddy.

[@callumcoulson2982]

The first video I watched by you was the "Bioshock with only a wrench" and you alluded to this challenge. Thank you for finally making it.

[@duckmaneuvers]

8:20 "In what other game, can you kill someone with someone else's dead body?" Half-Life 2 with the overcharged Gravity Gun that lets you pick up dead Combine soldier bodies.

[@gManGabe]

Saint Row 4 goes one step further by also letting you use LIVING bodies as Telekinesis ammo

[@infiniteammo675]

That would be a cool challenge

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

Diablo 2 with corpse explosion or raise skeleton.

[@astrodreamer946]

Destroy All Humans lets you use telekinesis on living people to destroy tanks. You can literally bludgeon a tank to death with a man's skull.

[@ToweringPillarOfCats]

I was looking for this exact comment, I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of that.

[@Pigness7]

5:36 I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER SPLICERS!

[@USSCYT]

Can I have my payment in advance?

[@bingus6182]

You're serious?

[@beeboi3628]

I remember you mentioning this in your bioshock wrench only playthrough, and I never thought you would do it. Holy shit, the man is mental

[@bluesoul7996]

I am filled with both joy to see this video in my recomeded and sorrow i will never see a new one

[@V1TheWarMachine]

Paul is flying high now. We miss you pal. Rest in peace.

[@bahmot9501]

o7 R.I.P. Mitten Squad

[@dabricio]

"Can you beat Bioshock with only security drones and turrets?"

[@dabricio]

@Eileen Vehembrist mini-turrets are OP

[@MisterJohnDoe]

@Eileen Vehembrist Target Bullseye 2 and 3 is the way to go.

[@llewelynshingler2173]

@@MisterJohnDoe Don't they summon new security drones?

[@aidansalmon2273]

"Geoff's farming and mercantile" XD

[@BoobTube_Watcher]

glad I'm not the only one that caught the AH reference.

[@annurissimo1082]

Last time I was this early Paul cared about children

[@sojirosakura7088]

So you've never been this early?

[@woobacksupremacy2462]

Paul hates everyone Edit: and everything, has been like that since paul was a fetus

[@annurissimo1082]

As you can guess it's not easy to be early on vids when you live hours away from Michigan and your schedule is much different

[@trevgamer204]

Mittensquad: Calls character jack cooper. Me: “I should watch him play titanfall 2 without getting in your titan again to see if the game began yet.”

[@tripps3631]

This was my go-to combat option when I ran out of ammo in my first playthrough. It got to the point where I was only using the other plasmids just to see what they did before defaulting back to either Tele or Shock. Good times!

[@verververververver]

Bioshock 2 with only trap rivets

[@sovietsquidcult9477]

Mitten squad used telekinesis to destroy his air conditioner

[@TheChosenMoose01]

RIP Air Conditioner

[@octobercameron786]

I’m so happy mitten is gonna get too a million, literally the work this dude puts into his content is insane

[@Philliam_Anselmo]

“And, for the first time in my life, I died.”

[@matthewsvargas2605]

"After hearing an F2 tornado erupt from ny giant f...king nostrils as I exhale air in a huff" beautiful

[@nssheepster]

When are we getting a Meow Motors challenge, Mitten?

[@kiev587]

finally a person that understand my pain of being terified of a dino coming to kill me cuz my door was open

[@TheMrrobustus]

Velociraptors can open doors. Sleep tight 🤡

[@RasenShot]

Me after playing literally 15 minutes of Dino Crisis when I was like 10 even though I loved (and still do) love dinosaurs

[@ashtonnix7707]

I wish i bought the plush when i could

[@Palnai]

I'm glad someone else can relate to the childhood fear of spontaneous combustion. I remember being kinda scared of that as a kid, nothing too great, but it was still there.

[@karmakittenz69]

Bring Paul's videos back into the algorithm. Miss you!

[@The_Hoff_12]

You are like a walking thesaurus. Excellent script writing, as always 👌

[@glurzoh]

shame we will never get another upload, rest in peace.

[@The_Hoff_12]

@@glurzoh dang I just found out that he’s gone. It’s incredibly saddening. Rest in peace.

[@Immer_erst_entschuldigung]

Rest easy king your videos make you immortal ❤

[@rexalex6416]

I love these vids. The twists he puts on these games makes you think

[@toby1061]

He is 9k away from 1 million. I remember when he was at like 200k doing top 10 lists. How the mighty evolve.

[@sherricalverley7993]

Yes

[@alexfraze12087]

I guess he gained 2k in 2 days, he's 7k away now. That's absolutely wild and he deserves every sub

[@tf2scoutpunch175]

He's now at 1 million.

[@alexfraze12087]

@@tf2scoutpunch175 Damn, that's legit about a thousand a day

[@tonyajohnson1394]

"With our protagonist Jack Cooper" and his robot companion BT-7274

[@ethanbrooks6709]

6:51 “Got ambushed in the freezer while searching for chicken nuggets” -Best quote

[@No-uc6fg]

Just 10K more subs to go. Good luck Paul.

[@PrettyGothBoi6085]

"in what other game can you kill someone with someone else's body?" Control....

[@simonwyzik8661]

The outer worlds, DO A PLAYTHROGH OF THAT GAME MITTIN

[@usmnt4423]

11:00 As a trombone player, it totally makes sense that Mitten Dad is also a trombone player

[@smellows]

Rest in peace king

[@OUTFXD]

"fewer than 24 hours will remain" "the dawn of the final day" "There will not be another opportunity to buy one" this is a beautiful sting on FOMO culture!

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

OUTFXD yeah what’s FOMO?

[@OUTFXD]

@@thatstockimageguy1067 "Fear of Missing Out" its a marketing ploy where they press people into making purchases because the item is available "For a limited time"

[@sunchasericeserawings7166]

Its also a Majora's Mask reference

[@XH1927]

I wish i had bought a fork barbarian plushie

[@Dawnishere]

*See's notification for this video* *See's title* Me: "OH IT'S TIME!!!!!!!!"

[@yamiryushi]

I now know Paul's greatest fear: velociraptors that spontaneously combust things.

[@xavierreed6952]

Idk why but that “for the first time in my life... I died” comment made me literally lol.

[@brotherhoodknight7246]

Since Mitten has nearly reached 1 mil i have something to say: I have been here since 600k and I have never been prouder of a channel. He is as funny as he is devoted and I am so grateful I found him. Whenever he uploads I will always be there. Whenever his game crashes I will always be there. Whenever he gives up and comes back after a week I will be there. This man is king and when he finally stops, the earth will stop moving and dimensions will collide

[@peterlysyanskiy6473]

Me too bro Me too

[@Faldang]

Amen

[@yellowzoiid]

Ha, gaaaay

[@yellowzoiid]

@SoapMonkey76 love you too baby

[@Business_Chicken5872]

sad he is gone

[@baalnetbek1352]

Yes, another Bioshock gem

[@lmpst7915]

No gems only syringes

[@matthewdemers7600]

Your sense of humour is adorably twisted and your voice feels me with fillings. That is all.

[@ethanandrushko4774]

I love fort frolic! It’s one of my favourite locations in the game. It’s bright, colourful and has a warm feeling

[@larbmining]

I’ve never played bioshock, or cared much about it, but I still came to see where the real game begins

[@Toast908]

finally more bioShock :D

[@kaba1996]

Yees +1

[@green_frogball1015]

Skyrim bucket

[@delixmariner9138]

HURRAH!!

[@UndeadHavoc1]

My mind went to... "interesting" places when Paul says "When a Big-Daddy pins you against a vending machine", hmn. Sidenote: I'm such a great fan, after watching Mittensquad for several months now, I suddenly realize that it's Mitten, not Kitten. I even read it as Mitten, but still translated it into Kitten in my head, and it's suddenly dawned on me that my skull is thicker than my ass.

[@CrystaTiBoha]

5:51 Dying once in you life? Working as intended. Please give IT support a call if you experience any additional deaths.

[@sniffinmick]

Im so proud of ya dude!! Almost 1 mil!!! Man i remember the borderlands days... its so crazy growing up ith youtubers and seeing their channel grow this big... love the content dude, keep it up.

[@HiltTilt]

5:51 😢 Rip buddy 🙏

[@billycross2716]

Feel like i'm out of time on the Barbarian Plushie.

[@andrewfontaine4833]

dude for real…..

[@mrschwifty18]

Rip in peace sweet prince 😭😭

[@deadlynicky]

13:26 just gold, probably one of my favorite lines and parts of Mitten Squad History, I hope this one ends up in the Best of montage at the end of this year. Btw, nice plush, he protected my cat until she betrayed him, and splattered him all over the floor. It hurt, but not nearly as much as the fall, for the ForkBarbarian™.

[@DeadlyMouseFilms]

Rip Paul, you changed my life completely. Fly high 🕊️

[@-jack-6801]

“a man chooses, a slave obeys. Kill would you kindly, a man chooses a slave obeys, OBEY.” - Andrew Ryan

[@TheNervousMedic]

hearing "Large father" gives me more braincells

[@williansiqueira8624]

"And come to the horribly conclusion, that our possibly puppy is dead". Looks like Paul is reading about quantum physics to write his videos, a man of culture indeed

[@nogravitas7585]

15:30 Dance with your dad Timmy, dance with your dad!

[@MEGURMAN]

Growing up I was rather worried about spontaneous combustion. Though I thought the bermuda triangle would have much more of an impact on my life

[@MayoPotat0]

4:33 he called it adam instead of eve

[@adamlucas2203]

Finally. Something geared towards the Adams

[@Elhvir]

"In what other game can you kill someone with someone else's dead body?" Red Faction: Armageddon would like to speak to you. ...I mean seriously, I played the game using only the gravity gun from the moment I got it.

[@mistamethylbrot2187]

great game. bonus: play as a space asshole.

[@timwin8194]

"Let me go to the women's bathroom and hallucinate..."

[@guilhermehank4938]

Go there with a pistol

[@flyindevil]

"with a handgun"

[@MrSkullHead1250]

You are hilarious in every one of the videos I have watched (Which is most of them), but this has to be the funniest one yet. Very well done sir.

[@vpredhouse]

Paul, velociraptors will eat you at night if you sleep with the door open...