MLM HORROR STORIES #69 | Arbonne rep throws a fit in Walmart

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[@HannahAlonzo]

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[@julknowl]

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[@jenniferstewart9012]

Yes babies require attention

[@jenniferstewart9012]

It's bedtime why fck up his routine

[@thelawrencehomestead9034]

We all love Zeke! Never apologize for him❤

[@sonampelden1561]

From 5.30onwards lol, Zeke sounds like he is saying mama and sometimes like hello 😂 so cute

[@olibrown1676]

Hannah: gives us a lengthy worried apology for her cat being loud Her entire audience: LET THE MAN SPEAK

[@sylverwebsurfer788]

😂

[@Rachel-yr7ch]

I feel like I was the only one forwarding through the extended cat sounds. I think they're cute too but...I came for the stories

[@FloppityFlopFlop777]

I'm here for Zeke and Cooper. 😸🐈❤️

[@kriscynical]

Zeke is the most mouthy cat I have ever seen lol

[@kriscynical]

​@@Rachel-yr7ch You're not. It gets a little bit grating to have the extended yowling when I'm also just here for the stories. I've never seen such a vocal cat. 😳

[@ragardea1]

Zeke - “mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom..” 😂

[@kriscynical]

The cat version of Stewie hounding Louis. lol

[@randomcommenter550]

Hannah: "Hopefully I won't be interrupted." Zeke: "Allow me to introduce myself."

[@annakout]

There’s a coffee shop in my area that has a very strict Anti-MLM policy and they will ask customers to leave if the employees hear them pitching an mlm scheme to a potential recruit. It’s quite fantastic.

[@daphnereal3129]

That's a story I want to hear read!

[@annakout]

@@daphnereal3129 the owner of this coffee shop is very Anti-mlm and even has a sign on the door that says “absolutely no MLM pitches allowed and you will be asked to leave”. I asked one of the baristas about it and she told me that they we’re getting tired of MLMers taking up tables and would sit there for hours nursing a cup of coffee while trying to recruit some poor soul into their scheme. They’ve become my favorite coffee shop after that.

[@VeginMatt]

That sounds amazing!!!

[@MidnightAndLuna]

That’s awesome to hear!

[@msmagsmn]

That's so satisfying

[@Hdjwjzjaiahznsjwu]

Omg almost crying laughing at zeke’s constant meowing before the first story. I love him!! 🥹

[@SelinaShaw]

Same!!! That was a much-needed laugh for me! [My cats do the same thing at night.] I love him, too!!

[@FluffieXStarshine]

My cat came running and is meowing back at Zeke... it's too funny

[@rosvokisu]

i know, so adorable! he’s telling hannah to go to sleep 🥹

[@PurpleSlayerVR]

Me too so cute 😂

[@alimac2294]

I came here to say the same 😂

[@HannahAlonzo]

Here is my formal apology for how jacked up my fake eyelash is in this video 💀 she had a mind of her own and I didn’t notice her shenanigans until I started editing. What should we name her?

[@yelmite_]

Jacked up beauty product? Mary Kay!

[@sammyjones7426]

Tori

[@Amanda-sj5sb]

On this episode of "things only Hannah would notice." 😂😂 I vote for her name to be Rogue, for obvious reasons.

[@1961-R.A.B]

Im thinking… Francesca, because ‘ögonfrans’ is eyelash in sedish

[@JaimeLeighArt]

Jackie 🙊

[@mariaescobar1359]

My own cat was very confused and concerned about Zeke. He wants you to know that it is absolutely unforgivable that you even DARED to do something other than being with him.

[@AlexanderQuinn-nc9tx]

Poor Zeke, not only is he not the baby anymore but Mummy is working instead of being his own personal heated pillow! How very dare she 😁

[@tempestholmes]

Same! Jazz was looking everywhere for the rogue cat! ^_^

[@elizabethlouis3453]

@@AlexanderQuinn-nc9tx Zeke needs to be told he’s still bebbe. Daughter is baby.

[@jennfoley]

Story #3: The sheer audacity of someone to walk up to a stranger in the grocery store, point out the scabs and scars on their face, and then proceed to FOLLOW them around, and insult their personal hygiene is just so completely outrageous. I'm so sorry this happened to him and hope he's okay. These huns are so intent on getting a bigger downline they fully forget how to human

[@VeginMatt]

This kinda reminds me of one of the worst salespitches I've ever heard. Guy outside skincare store who has samples of something: "Hi there, what kind of skin cleanser do you use?" Me: "alba botanica, and whatever moisturizer is on hand" Him: "come into the store I have something that will work better for you" Me: "no thanks I've got to go catch a bus"......wait, did he just call me ugly? The "sample" he handed me was a single teeny tiny wetwipe.

[@maryeckel9682]

I would go right to the service desk and tell them I was being stalked and verbally abused.

[@emjayee]

That would be the day an MLM rep gets smacked by me

[@Ixc795]

Yes! And the homophobic and transphobic slurs coming after all that 🤢 just because she is so used to push her interpretation of Christianity onto others.. disgusting.. If it ever happens to me (I'm transgender too) she would end up having baby food smacked on her face. I'm not violent but this kind of behaviour is unbelievable and infuriates me

[@rachelchapman7876]

@@maryeckel9682 Exactly. Most stores have cameras so that transphobic homophobic bitch could be identified. And hopefully banned. No one should have to endure verbal harassment like that. As the mom of a transgendered kid, that story absolutely enraged the mama bear in me.

[@chrisveshovski8025]

Omgggg I live for the cat 🐱. But I also feel your patience. My cat goes off on rants and I’m like “what do you want from me?” 😂

[@SCCelticGoddes]

I nicknamed my cat "Cranky Boots" because she would get pissy with me. She was also good at holding grudges. To quote David Weber (Field of Dishonor) "It was rumored that she held grudges so long they died of old age and she had them stuffed and mounted". But no matter what, we cat people love our kitties. And Zeke is a beauty so he can grouse away. LOL

[@scholasticallynatalie]

He's just like "It's bedtime!!"

[@mandymorrow5473]

I'm in a wheelchair and I also wake up insanely early needing to move because of my chronic pain. My cat, though I love her, never fails to protest my getting up by GETTING IN BETWEEN THE WHEELS OF MY CHAIR, flopping down in front of me and rolling around, and generally just being a PITA but a cute one at that!

[@marimarrivera7269]

​@@mandymorrow5473 😂😂😂😂 What a drama!!!! 😂😂😂❤❤ we gotta love our fur kids and the tantrums they throw! But I never fail to be qmazed at how smart they are and how they kust know our routines.

[@ElleriaZer]

​​@@mandymorrow5473 I have a sort of similar problem in the mornings, but instead of protesting me getting up, she demands that I feed her right now, because she is starving and has never been so hungry. Then she proceeds to wind through my feet when I try to go down stairs. Now I keep a spray bottle up there. I've fallen down the stairs enough times without Tipsy helping me along. Edit for spelling.

[@eeveev6320]

a teacher trying to profit from a little child being bullied gotta be one of the most disgusting things I've heard in these videos. doesn't deserve to be called a teacher.

[@CieraMychele]

For real! And did she even try to stop the bullying that seemed to happen right in front of her?? Disgusting

[@maryeckel9682]

​@@CieraMychele and worse, she told the victim it was on them to change and become "pretty" 🤮

[@elainelouve]

@@maryeckel9682 that's unfortunately a very common experience we needed to endure back in the 80's and 90's. When we'd get bullied or harrassed, it was always our fault. I don't know how old this teacher was, but she's giving boomer energy. I've also read a book by a famous (boomer) makeup artist, where she gave advice on how to cover different "issues", and also body shamed everyone who isn't hourglass shaped. The reason I read said book was that I was looking for products and tips for my atopic skin, and to deal with excema. It's just 100% useless to be told "if you have excema, you need to apply full coverage foundation to cover it". Which is litterally the content of that book, paired with photos before and after makeup, going over all skin conditions the exact same way.

[@tinykitsune0387]

Yeah most teachers truly don’t care

[@lindseys1528]

Your cat thinks you're a lunatic and he wants to help you! You're talking to NO ONE FOR HOURS hahaha

[@XLindsLuvsPinkX]

Definitely concerned for her mental health lol. He wants her to be aware that she spends hours talking to a box, or a screen with her own face.

[@candib1719]

Hannah: Apologises for Zeke's diva attitude. Zeke: Excuse me, my fans think I am fabulous, how DARE you. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Pajali]

Zeke is every child ever when their parent is on the phone. “Moooom! Mooooom! Moooooooooom!” 🐈 😆

[@hibaaqahmed9099]

Oh gosh, my 4 year old always does this! “Mum, can I have a snack?” “Mum, who are you talking to, can I say hi too?” “Mum, can you watch me while I do this flip?” 😂

[@chibiktsn3]

Hannah: I’m at a loss for words. Zeke: I’m not!

[@vaida_r]

My cat was sleeping near me. He woke up when Zeke started his 'story' and looked confused or shocked 😅 I wonder what Zeke was talking about 😅

[@jenniferlobelle3994]

I’m not a doctor, this is not medical advice. But my daughter has a similar condition called Rapid Gastric Emptying Syndrome, which is usually a result of gastric bypass, not congenital like hers. We did the vomiting up to 12 times a day, radioactive food, X-rays, bloodwork,and many other gastric issues for 8 years. When we finally got that diagnosis and got her on periactin, her symptoms probably 80% vanished. We also got on the FODMAP diet. There’s an app with Monash university. Over the last 3 years we got off the medicine once her body healed but she’ll be with FODMAP the rest of her life. I don’t know if it will help you but my heart absolutely breaks for you. I pray you find an answer. That’s not an mlm.😊❤

[@mangomangopie]

😂When Zeke was crying. I laughed so hard. Poor Hannah a new baby and Zeke being super dramatic. You got this sis! 😊

[@susanelisabeth4236]

My kitty came RUNNING to see who the strange cat was. He was very concerned that a new cat got into HIS house without his consent. 😂 Tell Zeke that Gamer says “hi” and that babies are pretty fun when they’re bigger, especially when they learn to throw toys or wave flirt poles, so don’t stress too much about the noisy-lap-thief stage. 😉

[@SunshineSince1986]

I'm not even a cat person and even I couldn't stop giggling at Zeke. 😂

[@ravenniles545]

I'm a Nurse Practitioner and I'm horrified that's happening. I guarantee that nurse's employer would not agree with her actions...the liability is huge to the employer!

[@uutdiegodzilla3821]

You really don't need to apologize for your cats! I know he was unnerving you, but I really enjoyed Zeke being so talkative, and reminding you of it being time to go to sleep! Our cats work so hard for us...❤️

[@oliviahart7524]

First - love your exposure of these companies. Second - love that you keep your child off the platform. Third - love that you are transitioning into the crazy "do things when they can be done and don't care who judges me phase". Such an important part of being a parent.

[@aussiejewess]

Preach

[@KristinaMarie96]

I know it can be frustrating when the cats decide to sing their little songs but I love that you keep some of it in.

[@fleabitz1474]

Cats actually are creatures of habit and will become anxious when something isn't happening that "should be".

[@faithproctor4175]

5:31 my cats started looking around for Zeke 😂 they looked so confused lol

[@krystalmooradian]

I swear Zeke was saying “hello? Hello?” Like “mom, it’s bedtime!”

[@Candlehearts]

I feel SO awful for the person in the 3rd story. What a horrible situation and a hateful hun 😡 she must be desperate to use such a rude and disturbing sales tactic.

[@orchidcolors]

Yeah, it was just shocking to me. Like, ok, MLM people get pushy. Then this lady...this lady was on a level I'd not previously thought about. Poor guy, getting attacked like that. He didn't deserve an ounce of her nastiness. Hope he's got others around who are kind and loving.

[@TheYazmanian]

The Arbonne Walmart hun story was so appalling. What a terrible human being! I would have been furious. As a helpful FYI, dairy can be quite awful for acne. My derm told me to avoid it and it definitely helps. I wish the OP of this story all the best. I relate to the bullying, feeling sad, angry and generally having a hard time in school with other kids. I also have anxiety. I definitely could see myself in that story😭❤

[@amilasrsly]

Same. Cutting out dairy has been the only thing that has ever helped. I wish someone had told me when I was 16 😵‍💫🙄

[@akaneakane1969]

Same,cutting dairy was the only thing that cleared my cystic acne, but I love cheese so much it's hard to keep it up 😅

[@Shoot4AlarmFire]

Good point! Dairy was a huge trigger for me, too. Probably because I am not a baby cow, lol, what a thought. Also, refined sugar! My sister found that was her trigger for her eczema.

[@roguerake]

The face you made when Zeke wouldn't shut up! 😂 Every cat parent's been there

[@_nifty_and_thrifty]

Thanks for reading my story! Definitely made my Monday ❤

[@HannahAlonzo]

Thank you for sending it!! ❤️

[@ashleyw7891]

My cat, who also enforces bedtime, would like to tell Zeke that viciously pouncing on toys with bells is a good way to make doing anything else completely useless for a human who is not following the rules :)

[@Mizuuu1]

im so sorry for the person in story 3. you didnt deserve any of the crap thrown your way like that. if someone starts slinging transphobia/homophobia your way simply because you wont fork over money, then that says far more about them than it does you. from a fellow trans masc, don't ever think for a second that a hateful person like her has any merit or their opinions have any worth, especially from a place of inappropriate and vitriolic hate like that.

[@sunnyandthechlo]

As a Christian I find this behavior disgusting. It is NOT our job to judge others and put them down. It is our job to love and support other humans. You are valid, the person you want to be is valid, and I wish I could send you all the strength to get through these hardships. It is not okay nor is it a Christian value to be as vitriolic as that hun. Differences are what make people beautiful.

[@Mizuuu1]

@@sunnyandthechlo thank you for the kindness/reply ! Hope your day is well

[@ozmathegreatand]

my cat was driving me crazy this morning and just as I started watching the video he settled under my desk in his bed but then Zeke's meowing threw him off. it was hilarious

[@Sleipnirseight]

That boy is SINGING the songs of his people!!! 😸

[@mandype576]

So when Zeke was yelling at you to get to bed, my cats both reacted looking for Zeke. It was adorable

[@txranchmom]

Zeke telling u off in the background is priceless.

[@elizabethwillis885]

I have a cat just like Zeke! Sometimes he doesn’t know what he wants. He just walks around the house meowing at everyone. It drives us crazy. That’s usually when I give him catnip to get him high enough to stop harassing us!

[@chickenlittle5095]

Here is a fact my 23 year old son told me when I said that my cats have no response to catnip (have had many, many cats over the years and only one would roll around in the bush outside and go nutso). He then told me that our cats here (due to being an island) the effect of the nip has been bred out due to inbreeding 😅. Not just the trope about the two headed Tasmanians due to inbreeding, now we have inbred cats!

[@kristinelaybourn5929]

The last person who insulted my husband and I got a piece of my mind. I point blank told them I didn’t ask for their opinions on my life and they could be quiet. If someone were to follow me through the store I would abandon the cart and head to customer service to notify security . I don’t trust most people.

[@alexysdeborah6910]

Omg I can’t stop laughing at Zeke’s complaining 😂😂😂 it reminds me of my dogs being super needy 😂😂😂

[@MindiB]

To borrow a phrase from CCSuarez: You don’t need to apologize for Zeke-He lives with you, we don’t. He just wants his mom time!

[@PikachuKaren777]

Zeke has a lot to say! Maybe he needs his own microphone? Podcast? Empire?

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

35:04 Major flex: Just stay in line and order coffee. Make 'em wait. Get your order in before sitting down.

[@rappsface]

Zeke is a king and anyone should feel blessed by his presence. OP from story 1's cats are super cute too! I'm glad they're doing better now, their experience sounded awful.

[@romywhite290]

The best thing about that Walmart story is now I want to stuff goat cheese in dough with mushrooms and onions.

[@Koszmarsen]

When your cat meowed for the first time at the start of the video I started looking for one of my own cats, thinking he was in my office 😂

[@katieanderson61]

Oh zeek! I feel for you Hannah-my Smidgie cat can’t be left alone over night because she MUST sleep with me! Lol as always, thanks for the great content and entertaining video-hope Harper is doing well 🥰

[@IchStrickeGerne]

Zeke’s chirpy little meow made my dog twist his head back and forth which is my favorite thing that he does. Thanks Zeke!! 😁

[@tempestholmes]

OMG. The horrible woman chasing the person through the grocery store.... !!!! To that persecuted cheese shopper: You are Beautiful in every way that counts. Scars are scars, they tell our history, they speak of things we have survived. You are strong and beautiful. Decent people everywhere are on your side. Sending HUGS.

[@aandjmom1]

Being a cat mom for over 18 years, I LOVE the meows in the background!

[@onewithdinosaurz]

I also have emetophobia,,, I feel like it’s not talked about enough as a real phobia and is always interpreted/invalidated by others as just “being grossed out by v*mit“, “of course, everyone is”, etc. When in reality it can impact your diet and routine, cause irrational thoughts, and avoid certain areas. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[@tarafrey-durston2606]

As a stay-at-home-mom of a 15 month old, I love that you are sharing snippets of motherhood! My husband and I own a business, and I work a little bit as well, and there is NO WAY nap time is a good time for me to get anything work related done! So I can totally relate.

[@JellicleKitten]

One of our cats was genuinely concerned for Zeke, I wish I had gotten video of him running around trying to find the other kitty Adding onto say about story 3: I wish an employee had been there to intervene LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO. I used to work for them and if you hear anyone harassing other shoppers you're supposed to separate the harasser from the other person, and try to get them to a manager so the manager can take over. I never had to do it but I heard about it happening once at my store.

[@rachellavely4049]

Hannah! I also have severe Emetophobia and it is debilitating! I didn’t have a name for it for so many years. It is especially hard as a parent but I challenge myself to deal with it daily and not let it interfere with my daily life. I just wanted to let you know you’re not alone! Sending you lots of love ❤

[@NiktheBik]

Still on story one - just had to say that after having a very rough few days after saying goodbye to my beloved kitty cat, hearing Zeke losing his mind because your bedtime routine was interrupted brought a smile to my face. Give that guy plenty of love from his dedicated fans

[@ShiningDragon1991]

Hannah: "hello and welcome back to my channel. On this channel i tell stories of people's experiences with MLMs and share knowledge about why MLMs are bad, but most importantly, I HAVE ZEKE"

[@tsktsklookslikerain4578]

As a fellow crybaby with cystic acne and anger issues, BIG SAME! The number of times I was approached by huns as a child trying to sell me their miracle cure for my horrible face was Exausting. I am much less nice now when people decide I need to hear their opinions on my body.

[@tleigh4583]

I totally felt your pain when Zeke was meowing 😂 I’m a musician and I swear every time I start recording something, my dog has to start drinking water loudly or squeaking her toy

[@Laundrey1]

Story #1 breaks my heart. As one who suffers from chronic stomach issues and many other issues, her story of getting a diagnosis sounds very familiar to my journey. I had the endoscopy. I had to eat the radioactive oatmeal and sit under an instrument for a gastric emptying test. I, too, have severe emetophobia. I have many food sensitivities and allergies. I, too, became frustrated with going to the Dr. (though not ever fearful - just tired of wasting money to be told that I needed to go on antidepressants when I wasn't depressed). It certainly is a journey and I just want to comfort Erica in the first story that there are still some good Drs out there between all the weeds. I was scammed by fake Drs until I found one that is an MD that practices integrated medicine - so he finds the root cause and tries to fix that issue rather than slapping a pill in the mix and calling it a day. I do have gastroparesis, celiac, and a dairy allergy just to name a few of the many chronic illnesses I have. I won't see one that isn't an MD, though, due to being scammed by one without the medical degree (which backs up knowledge about the physiology of the human body and who has taken in-depth courses on pathologies). I am receiving the best care that I've ever had because of this Dr. He doesn't peddle his own products, can write prescriptions or give necessary vaccines, has a medical degree, and seeks to treat the root cause of the issue with solid scientific evidence of bloodwork and testing rather than some psycho arm pulling nonsense scam where someone doesn't take insurance and sells their own supplements. I spent thousands before I saw through the lies and that those kinds of people prey on desperate, sick individuals. I hope you find a Dr. that you can trust and who can help you just like I did. It took awhile but it was worth it in the end. (Love your cat photos! I had a wonderful cat that I used to say was more like a dog than a cat sometimes. She also couldn't retract her claws, but she never clawed our furniture. She was a joy in our lives for 18 years. I love seeing other people's kitties since I no longer have mine with me as she passed about 4 years ago.) And, Hannah, I absolutely LOVE to hear your sweet cats meowing in the background! I had headphones in last week listening to one with the kitty noises in the background and it was so super sweet!

[@MusikGirl23]

Fellow stomach issue person here, I have cyclic vomiting syndrome and a hiatal hernia, plus somewhat chronic constipation, which the nausea meds don’t help with…I related so hard to her story and HATE that she went through everything. Cyclic vomiting syndrome is a diagnosis of exclusion, so I had to go through quite a bit to confirm that that’s ‘all’ I was going through. Best wishes to you

[@Laundrey1]

@@MusikGirl23 I’m so sorry you are dealing with that but I do understand what a relief it is to finally have a name to something. I also have a genetic condition that is finally getting some knowledge but is still greatly misunderstood by Drs. I have a wonderful PT who helps immensely! I hope you have a wonderful team behind you. May I suggest Georgina’s Journey. She also has cyclic vomiting and talks about her walk to get a dx. She’s super sweet and lives somewhere in the UK, I believe. I think her videos for that were about 1-3 years ago. She doesn’t post a ton anymore because her health isn’t doing so well. I just know how great the KZbin support was for me on my journey after dx and knowing others out there understood what I was going through.

[@emilyguk9828]

I have had a very similar experience with doctors when I, too, was throwing up multiple times a day for almost a year. Also got tons of tests done, also didn't get any clear answers. Luckily it's better now (though my tummy can be very sensitive). I feel so much for her in that story -- it's not pleasant to be sick, it's not pleasant to constantly be at the doctor's, and it's not pleasant to get no answers through it all. A hun taking advantage of that is disgusting. Sending healing energy to the author of that story ❤

[@roseduste80]

So similar to my story too. I've been ill for a decade now. Started with stomach pain and nausea. I have so many symptoms that are seemingly unrelated and doctors are useless. They wont look at the whole picture. Male specialists are so arrogant and talk to me like I'm an intellectually impaired labrador. I have to build myself up to going, or even making, appointments because takes a lot of mental strength to face them, all for them to shrug and belittle me.

[@itsrainingpapayas]

Hannah, if you feel comfortable doing so I would definitely suggest seeking a therapist specializing in emetephobia/contagion OCD. I have had the same fear of vomiting/food poisoning (among other things) since I was six years old and it has very much effected my daily life. I finally starting going to therapy for it about a year ago and it has really helped me. Well wishes to you and the family.

[@CuteNekoPrincess1]

Zeke's constant screaming is a song to my ears! Don't apologize, he's just on his own Anti-MLM soapbox! ❤ I love your videos and I hope you're taking care of yourself!!!! Congrats on the new baby~

[@kapowwapow]

Literally cannot stop myself from giggling at #69 😭

[@protomoon]

Story 2: From what I've watched from other creators (Eris Bies talks about it in some of her videos) who have been part of and left MLMs, the lawsuits happen fairly often when people high in the company and their downlines move companies. It seems like the new company tends to cover the cost of legal fees and such, presumably because they expect that person and their downline to make them a ton of money. I assume it could be considered 'protecting their investment' in a way, the investment being the effort to get that person and their downline over to their company.

[@libertymedicalcommunicatio4908]

As usual, Hannah, your horror stories are the most horrifying in this space, and your commentary and analysis the best in the genre. Keep up the excellent work!

[@WhatCassRead]

Wow! The way Hannah can take us through early motherhood, cat interruptions and a math lesson all in one video!! Queen! 👸🏻

[@SassyShelly]

Love the kitty meow break. My cat makes the same noises and I swear she's saying hello so I reply hello to her and she meows hello back at me just like that. 🤣 Also I can't help but feel like the one story is super exaggerated for victimization but maybe that's just me being way too used to people like that.

[@andrealinalfonso]

The Zeke moment was priceless 😂😂😍 He is such a character! I love his little demanding voice lol. How is he getting along with your beautiful baby? ❤

[@clararose]

Zeke has such great commentary. Honestly just as impactful as Hannah’s.

[@nakeychels]

Zeke’s little noises are so stinkin precious. Love him!

[@Just.a.girl.named.Kristy]

OMG the cat at the end of Story #1, Fish Stick!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤 the claw, the stare, it's perfection! 🤣

[@maryeckel9682]

Such adorable derpy energy

[@daphnereal3129]

Oh god, I am so sorry for story 3's writer. That woman was awful and you didn't deserve any of it. I don't know what else to say, but that you are perfect the way you are :) and you deserve all the nice things.

[@madisonbutler3874]

I had to put my kitty down last week and I miss him like crazy…..Zeke’s meows are appreciated more than you know. ❤️

[@melissashiels7838]

I feel like making up a bingo sheet of MLMs and trying to guess them based on clues in the stories before the OP names them!

[@du-annedbssalvini9164]

I am so happy you are back! Also these first few months and years you may not get much sleep, but it is definitely worth it as time goes so fast, there are so many precious moments, and love is forever. I am a grandmother and I still have some sleepless nights with my children and grown-up grandchildren. My 26 year old grandson went through a most horrific trauma last summer and he can call me day or night when he is grieving or just needs someone to talk to. Those bonds you are creating last a lifetime❤

[@grammaurai6843]

I used to have a Siamese who was super talkative like that. Whenever Zeke gets really chirpy and chatty it reminds me of my Rosie and always makes me smile 😊

[@KKP7557]

Zeke is trying his darnedest to get you to go to bed! I love how vocal he is, like he's part Siamese. Also, my sympathies on trying to film with an infant around. I stopped at cats-as-kids so have never experienced that kind of tiredness. Love having you and your content back. Best wishes to you, AJ, and your baby girl.

[@cosmichal9548]

As a fellow emetophobe, I chose a bad day to be brave and get sushi for lunch while listening to this 😂

[@craft_yplanning1012]

1) sorry that i giggled so much at the beginning over Zeke and you 😂 2) i can understand this writer's story and fear of new doctors. I have had autoimmune diseases for the last 13 years and have had many bad experiences with doctors. Fortunately i have a great team now. So hang in there, it will get there for you too. 3) those people that done the writer of number 2 are all horrible and many failed them. They are unique and beautiful just the way they are. 4) as Erin would say, don't join a MLM 😂

[@ManicBubbles]

A teacher pitching her MLM to an 8 year old suffering from bullying quite literally sounds like a scene from a sitcom. Absolute insanity

[@charlottehernandez8803]

Oh, Hannah, your look is one of love and pure motherhood! You’re doing great, and it will get easier. Your cute little kitty just wants to push your boundaries.❤

[@sc1592]

That third story was so hard to listen to. Cystic acne is no joke, and it takes courage just to walk out the door. I felt so much shame over my skin, I literally felt bad for my friends and the people I worked with for having to look at my face. To the author of that story, I’m so sorry that evil lady said those things to you. You are perfect as you are, acne and all. You are worthy just as you are.

[@jessicarabbit8195]

As a working mother I understand the juggle of it all. Thank you so much for bringing us these videos. Many of us use them to decompress from our busy days. We really do appreciate it.

[@SaltiB]

Z Baby is as pumped as we are! ❤ Love our lil buddy!!❤❤

[@maddieeye12345]

My cat also annoys the heck out of me sometimes. He’s extremely vocal, especially when I wake up, when I get home from work, and when I’m making dinner and it’s sooooo annoying sometimes 😭 It’s a good thing he’s cute…

[@JeddtheJedi]

Zeke: Mroww???

[@trexxy9628]

Love seeing you back. Would 10/10 recommend you making a Zeke ring tone for merch LOL

[@horsenroundstudio]

OMG, I've never heard you say "crap" so many times and look so frustrated as in the intro and have to say that I was literally howling with laughter. Ah, so many life changes. the cats may eventually get used to a new schedule, but you will never recover. 🤣 Thanks for including all the fun stuff as well.

[@susanmacmaster5804]

I'm not even a cat person (bad allergies) but I love seeing, and hearing Zeke and Cooper! 🐈‍⬛🐈

[@justineauger9440]

I love your stories thank you so much for educating people on the scamy nastiness of mlms ,im a maid and one of my clinets is deep in a mlm called pink zebra they got her right after her husband died some serious grossness i just cant get over how targeting these people are so evil :(

[@dinsfire101]

Always love your handling of lgbt/trans related stories. Of course I have no idea of your sexuality/identity and you do not need to share but I love the support and normalization regardless.

[@BloominFleury29]

I think she’s straight ally, since she’s married to a young man

[@dinsfire101]

@@BloominFleury29 she could still be bi/pan. I don’t want to be weird and speculate but generally you can’t assume a sexuality off of one single partner so I’m being respectful of that.

[@angbrit]

The excitement I have now that you are posting new videos is paralleled only to huns when their MLM releases a new product line.

[@TedApelt]

You do not need to apologize for your cats. They're very cute, and always welcome. I look for them. Your description of what happens to someone's downline when that person leaves an MLM was very good. Usually they roll up, but check to make sure as there are exceptions.

[@sosichan]

While I watch this video my kitty is also singing an opera. Cat owners will know. It's okay Hannah 😹❤️

[@debradavis3935]

Oh my God, I love Zeke so much! I have a Maine coon named Evan, and he is just as talkative, so I really do empathize with your pain! We love them, and we hate them! 💜💜💜

[@jacijackson7649]

I love your videos! A few years back, my mom and I went to Ulta and this woman kept trying to get us to come to this Mary Kay party she was hosting by saying how great our makeup looked and how good we'd be for her company.I feel bad fot these people who work so hard to get to the top of these food chains and lose so much. I'm glad I found your channel!

[@mrnt1257]

I used to be an Arbonne rep and I only had good experiences. Never pushed it on anyone. They have great products. And the women I worked with were wonderful and uplifting to be around.

[@chase-mode]

I know zeke was being annoying in the moment but I adore his demands for bedtime.

[@beccacleveland3116]

never clicked a notification so fast in my LIFE, time for my monday morning productivity burst 😗

[@HannahAlonzo]

I hope you enjoy! ❤

[@mylittlesuperhero581]

Zekes meows because it's past his best time is honestly the cutest sound. 💜