Best of Glenn Quagmire - Seasons 8-14

Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Glenn Quagmire which I believe broadly portray the type of comedy used by his character in seasons 8 to 14. The video includes insulting and making jokes about popular topics and relatable real life situations and personifying them.
I do not own ANY of the property and rights, they are owned by Twentieth Century Fox. I am simply giving commentary on the some of which I believe to be some of the best and funniest moments. This is considered to be fair use.
Family Guy is an animated show created by Seth Macfarlane which is about the Griffin family consisting of Peter (Father), Lois (Mother), Chris (Son), Meg (Daughter), Stewie (Baby Son) and Brian (Talking Dog). Other popular characters include Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown and Glen Quagmire (neighbours), Carter Pewterschmidt (Lois’s father), Mort Goldman (Pharmacist and family friend), Dr. Hartman, Mayor Adam West and Tom Tucker (News Anchor). The show is in a fictional city called Quahog in Rhode Island. The show is extremely famous for its cutaway scenes that often insult celebrities, politics, religion, stereotypes, cultures and other popular topics.
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[@baixaki349]

Quagmire is lefty

[@skyvoid6259]

ShayCormac xD Im right handed, but I mastetbate left handed

[@bfkc111]

Trump is a lefty then.

[@skyvoid6259]

Barricade 04 Thats how it is for me. And thats all I said, and then some dumb ass goes off...

[@skyvoid6259]

_ D0ct0r _ Ok first of all who the fuck are you, why did you come here.. And what are you talking about chapter four, wtf does thar mean. You know what idc, Im done with this thread

[@jimtinker2042]

_ D0ct0r _ What are you talking about

[@tylertherriault1121]

He need his own show

[@familyguyclipsdaily8479]

Tyler Therriault indeed

[@familyguyclipsdaily8479]

I mean like why give Cleveland a show but not quagmire wtf!!!!!!

[@Viktor007]

Giggity goo

[@MegaJuanTrinidad]

Totally agree!!!

[@heatherhenninger1280]

omg yes

[@Onizuka2107]

00:29 cutest giggity ever

[@DaL3g3nd_713]

00:30

[@Bugretti]

We're talking about Quagmire so um FBI moment

[@Alpharelic]

He should've named that baby Gwen Quagmire.

[@henrywalke9129]

Ohhhh I say that

[@julianmoe928]

It's always adorable when the kid says the parent's catchphrase.

[@nobodyshome4633]

I love Quagmire’s serious moments... like “Joe that was like right in my f*king ear” - for example. I love when he goes out of character and talks really seriously about a situation he has found himself in. I found it so hilarious, some of the best moments.

[@Cyrussy]

I think it's funny that he's simultaneously the most disturbing person and yet usually the most level headed and normal person in the show.

[@no_ot9235]

69 haha

[@ultrainstinctgoku6687]

2:10 " what the hell are you supposed to be" lmao 😂

[@SurvivingAnotherDay]

Did you even watch the video?? It’s a condom

[@SurvivingAnotherDay]

@@lucdoucette562 My bait brings in more food for tonight. My family lives another day.

[@eptray2264]

@@SurvivingAnotherDay R/WOOOOOOSH

[@SurvivingAnotherDay]

@@eptray2264 Mhmmm, my bait brings in more food for tonight. I shall have a feast tonight

[@twilychan1312]

I just now realized the joke omg XDD

[@TelikiMouse]

that first scene XD

[@jordanphan2945]

Jerked off with his left arm too muck!! ROTFL

[@bro_ghauss9561]

Reminds me of Charger from Left 4 Dead 2

[@jason20599]

MUHAMMAD GHAUSS lmfao

[@jalenstimes7452]

Hey 🅱️eter

[@joeyscater2356]

One arm is bigger than the other, haha..

[@yourboidentono1845]

Every boy after quarantine: 0:15

[@jonathanbastard4629]

don't I know it

[@kreuzo4905]

Giggity Giggity boysssss

[@fluffynarwhal207]

I got you to 69 likes, to make a great comment even nicer

[@boocebungus5839]

I love how Peter asks quagmire you ok? 😂

[@DaL3g3nd_713]

@@jonathanbastard4629 how old are you?

[@90sDripLord]

2:46 lol anyone else hear that slide to unlock

[@OtterverseGaming]

Pre iOS 7, oh I miss those days

[@90sDripLord]

Otterverse Gaming it was on ios 1-9 the sound was only on ios 6 and lower it had no sound on ios 7-9

[@battleswarm4679]

All I heard was this kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@Exoticmuffinjuice]

Battle Swarm an ad saved me😃

[@battleswarm4679]

@@Exoticmuffinjuice bollocks

[@Holliday0089]

1:59 I lost it when he moved the bucket

[@jasonanderson945]

Who knew Quagmire was psychic?

[@jasonanderson945]

Lol

[@lossdust5182]

Yeah

[@jesuschrist.official]

For those who don't understand He just moved his popcorn bucket with his tights, just the animators were god damn lazy to animate that part

[@tbtb771]

@@jesuschrist.official you joking?

[@shufflestyle113]

1:32 BEST SCENE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andre_mod3282]

NO NO NOT ALRIGHT!

[@dubbingsync]

I don’t see how he’d have been alright with that scenario anyway. If he doesn’t know what a condom is? Or would have to be on a guys stuff regardless.

[@themintaddict2090]

HAHAHAH YOOO WTF

[@paulinhoxavierii3744]

Comment I wanted to make

[@paulinhoxavierii3744]

@@dubbingsync I don't know if I understand your comment but the joke is about quagmire being a condom. As a condom he expected some pus** but then it was a guy

[@jonnyrodz943]

0:59 So true, Joe is always unnecessarily loud

[@joshuabeattie2374]

Hey Joe that's like right in my fucking ear

[@thomas1x635]

😐

[@andrewjay2340]

2:07 I laughed so unbelievably hard

[@mintikkuma]

"GET SOME!! GET SOME!!" "Hey Joe, that's like right in my fuckin ear"

[@vonn2324]

😂

[@sanelemaziya2498]

I fuckin died 🤣🤣

[@i.c.2552]

Imagine having Joe yelling next to you

[@robertanthonyfairweather3416]

LMX!O

[@RedAssassin]

Holy shit, I only just now figured out the condom joke

[@diefreundlichemk-1083]

The Red Assassin really?

[@notafilms1309]

The Red Assassin just now

[@jessesteele2620]

The Red Assassin haha same and I've seen that scene hella times

[@thedailyshipper5778]

OMG SAME

[@tommyscuderi399]

squirtle derp He doesn't use them.

[@azraelgorge9203]

"Oh yeah, BOOM!" "You disgust me" "Take him away, we got all the awesome evidence we need."

[@skymaster256]

1:06 amazing jaws reference

[@stratuscloud791]

The best clip was when Quagmire came at Peter's house as fast as the Roadrunner with sign saying "Giggity".

[@livindeadghoul]

Dude just say the time

[@megarhombus7532]

2:21

[@Christian_Martinez_yt]

Take him away we got all the awesome evidence we need

[@KadeSutherland]

Chris Martinez 3:13 LMAO

[@iToldYou922]

Wrong time

[@penisbutthole1720]

joe would be arrested for posession of child p

[@oceanbreezeyy764]

Quagmire has statutory rape charges, and child pornography crimes under his belt.

[@mr.randomperson9900]

So we not gonna talk about how quagmire was only buying meat in the grocery store

[@esauvillegas2143]

3:13 I'm sure you do Glenn; I'm sure you do.

[@user-BadUsername]

0:11 every teenager after quarantine is over

[@brooke8795]

2:02 HOW DID HE GROW SUCH LONG ARMS XDD

[@deshonwalker937]

mangle fazfox 15 beating off so much

[@IzichiUchiha]

He's related to elastigirl. Didn't you know?

[@deathshock5072]

He's Quagmire

[@tomasjanku8673]

Wasn he talking about the theater scene?

[@econ347]

He ate gomu gomu devil fruit from onepice

[@abdullahibouraleh6919]

The first one... XD!

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

Can you explain it?

[@johnthechamp4208]

Abdullahi Bouraleh you literally copied and pasted another comment from 2 years ago

[@Ynenemo3795]

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 he beat his mean to long

[@XXKXKX]

Stolen comment you thief

[@peterkent5153]

@Donate a sub to punch a baby He's right handed. That's the one he's using for the mouse, leaving only his left hand free...

[@the1stwing]

Quagmire: "Fast forward. forward, forward, keep forwarding." Cleveland: "Is that woman going to be okay? Quagmire: "Yeah, yeah, we're having brunch after this... (God I look huge in that bed, don't I?)"

[@eugenehughgene4271]

congratulations on being the only one who's ever watched this video

[@alidirani2295]

The best fucking part

[@Kpimpmaster]

Did he know that the camera was there before or after he banged the kid’s mom

[@Dman4901]

The_1st_wing Cleveland was genuinely concerned for that women

[@an_absolute_moron]

Eugene Hugh Gene congratulations on being a ass

[@michahi3]

1:12 I thought quagmire was aiming for Lois's ass but instead just ran into her cart

[@toymaster4041]

Ha had that sausage and the rest if the meat

[@TelikiMouse]

Quagmire the roadrunner XD

[@elmo506]

2:24

[@petergriffin4065]

Giggity Giggity Goo

[@christiandeuctor3606]

I'm cumming for your you.

[@buuzzsawtouchedme194]

+Peter Griffin, stop it Peter, that's my catchphrase.

[@thesadprepper3722]

Glen Quagmire Hows Brenda?

[@petergriffin4910]

Hey! I'm the real peter griffin

[@viedacia1310]

Hey 🅱️eter

[@boxyrants]

2:47 “Oh yeah, boom!” - Joe Swanson

[@sugardaddyshane3722]

FBI open up

[@judahsmith8986]

0:30 she even did the head thing 😂😂

[@imabsolutetrash3401]

I love how Chris dressed up as a condom xD

[@nobleslayer9438]

Twinkle twinkle Fudging shiz what the hell are you supposed to be xD

[@analien3831]

I do not like spiders

[@gxzza5588]

I thought there was a fly on my screen XD

[@justsomekrakenwithinternet5965]

your pic got me

[@Norinia]

I'm absolute trash He’s perfect advertisement.

[@playhardpt4096]

Quagmire its a lefty haha

[@SpardauDebesi]

So ???

[@fukquro]

You watch the video?

[@SpardauDebesi]

YES. Im "lefty" so fucking what ? :(

[@SpardauDebesi]

I do get the joke , but i don't get the comment.

[@lustre3432]

They weren't making a joke. They were just saying how they just realized that.

[@bradleystopher8725]

2:22 "Quagmire will show up like the Roadrunner" Roadrunner MEEP MEEP Quagmire GIGGITY GIGGITY

[@nicklasveva]

"Hey Joe, that's like right in my f*ing ear." I love that line so much. It's so funny because of how non-wacky and unexpected it is.

[@azrielhenderson4679]

G-i-g-g-i-t-y G-i-g-g-i-t-y G-i-g-g-i-t-y Gig. Gig. Gig. Gig. Gig Gig Gig GIGGITY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lois. hi

[@natralskitsophrenia8465]

XD that made me laugh

[@newbloxtonvice5214]

lmao

[@kalebdreemurrgaming6052]

Jaws gigities intensifies

[@Daily.Yappin]

Lmao

[@markmcdowell6517]

Alright

[@ThePieMan305]

He's Quagmire! Quagmire! "GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY LET'S HAVE SEX!" lmao makes me laugh everytime xD

[@mrwristhurt]

Thank u

[@Haywood2]

No guarantee it’s your baby. Gigity This is the first case we don’t need a DNA test

[@hyena234thekids7]

Honestly true.

[@Kota_Fox]

0:15 months in quarantine.

[@spookyslitter4294]

0:00 HEY 🅱️ETER

[@nobleslayer9438]

Savage Slitter peter

[@1M_Subs_x_0_Videos]

Barricade 04 that's the joke.

[@danielrobin7035]

@@nobleslayer9438 r/whooosh

[@DexiVisuals]

0:01

[@JacobKinsley]

Wife beter

[@propellerknight6334]

0:01 his "hey Peter" is even better than that of Doc Ock.

[@cinthiamelo6252]

his baby's "giggity" was the cutest thing ever

[@reddi3574]

1:00 *Joe:* GET SOME, GET SOME!!! *Quagmire:* Hey Joe? *Joe:* *Backs up and looks up at Glenn* *Quagmire:* That's like right in my f***in ear.

[@4spillthebeans4]

that made me laugh so hard

[@luqas99]

2:14 I thought Peter was lying on his stomach.

[@KGtheGoat]

😹😹😹

[@TornikeKostava]

0:07 when i go out of quarantine and see my friend

[@milesgarrett4955]

True

[@nirjalg7543]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5mxn4GrhsaMnMU 😂😂

[@Foxy967]

I SUB BAK IN SECONDS stfu

[@Afilmmedia]

@@nirjalg7543 stop advertising, nobody cares

[@s.a.sfanlolu.s.a3657]

Lmao!

[@IzichiUchiha]

0:15 when your mum asks why you got this grade for final exams

[@jasonjimenez8368]

“Giggity giggity gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi giggity

[@mikeymladi9279]

"Lois oh my gosh, hi! :D"

[@javieralmodovar7815]

"Hey Joe that was like right in my fuckin ear." 😭

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

He's like my favorite character. Perfect mixture of pervert and funny

[@janinoortega6778]

Anime reference:

[@chinoschmino9108]

2:33 I mean...the man speaks truth here

[@davidnissim589]

2:02 His arms just doubled in length

[@lucasgamecraft9914]

God I look huge in that bed...

[@mrwristhurt]

No I did

[@litete2512]

No I don't

[@xian5087]

Lmfao

[@ekocyctem]

Peter: there is no guarantee it’s your baby Baby: Giggty?

[@Its_Charlie_Young]

QUAGMIRE: "Oh...I say that..."

[@kuramayoko23]

It's weird because he denies having a mutant baby with a giraffe. It literally says "giraffity" and he goes "yeah, that's not mine."

[@bryanttecanhuehue9950]

He said “god do I look huge in that bed don’t I “😂😂

[@justjabari6430]

0:22 everyone after quarantine

[@fimmt684]

I laughed so hard, this is gold

[@bunnygamer9806]

1:07 to 1:22 was my favorite part

[@jordanhnatiuk6910]

BunnyGamer mine too!

[@Sam-ii7ig]

The best thing is he only has meat in his cart

[@sicksadworld765]

@@Sam-ii7ig best thing is: the meet looks like a dick

[@steelwolf3527]

Giggity

[@johndavidson9430]

Jaws

[@dreydengaugel4349]

I love when quagmire’s baby says giggity

[@levifletcher5541]

The first one is how every guy is gonna come out of quarantine😂

[@autocorrect3055]

0:11 Everyone when we walk out of quarantine

[@NicoleJoAnn]

“Hey joe that’s like right in my fricking ear”😂

[@glennhoddle10]

_Guagmire's eternal contribution to mankind :_ *"I like where this is going...Giggity, Giggity, Gig... Gity!"*

[@prxshxr]

"I don't wanna go to jail, but I really wanna take credit" Says every criminal ever 😂

[@theepicfail7017]

Jaws reference 😂

[@mrwristhurt]

Gigity reference

[@billymays495]

I wouldn't of noticed if you hadn't said

[@durban55]

Billy Mays *wouldn’t have

[@JaqenHghar.]

"Joe that's like right in my f****ng ear" is my favorite part because I feel the same way when people around me are getting too excited about shit

[@khameronsmith108]

The part I didn't get at first was that Quagmire had no idea what a condom was 😂😂😂

[@joe_yt3004]

Me after quarantine 0:03

[@mintymango3717]

0:11 LMAO 🤣🤣 one of the best characters on the show

[@thewhygodyt4471]

2:13 Quagmire : what the hell are you supposed to be Me: something you never use

[@elhatesallofyou]

After 183 years, I finally understood the joke in the first scene.

[@imalemon3841]

Really? The first first joke??? Bruh how did u not understand it

[@LEVPQR]

@@imalemon3841 I wouldn't have understood it too a few years ago 😂😂

[@nicksawyer320]

@@imalemon3841 you annoying af like you never got a joke before..

[@deandresimmons4240]

Quagmire : ima go check my mail Peter: U been lifting weights lmao 🤣 *quagmire arm *

[@kasumihayabusaONCE]

1:07 lmfaooo shits so funny

[@arcticangel1628]

1:29 This too.

[@YamzieMoyo]

0:00 "My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm." - Tryndamere.

[@kingtao5902]

0:00 After Quarantine

[@treroney4720]

Apparently he's a lefty! Lol

[@mrslinkydragon9910]

He could be ambidextrous

[@henrybennett2676]

2:19 😂😂😂 that smile and blink he does

[@Yugiohfans11]

Peter: Now hang on Quagmire, there's no guarantee it's your baby. Baby: Giggity. Me: well, there's your DNA test.

[@alexavilaz15]

Is that woman gonna be okay? LOL that last scene makes me laugh every time

[@joshuamckenzie5827]

The fourth one was so dark on so many levels, but funny in so many ways. Lmao

[@shoka_01]

“Oh yea, BOOM! You’re disgusting. Take him away, we’ve got all the awesome evidence we need.” Lmao joe

[@Double-V13]

Him not knowing who Chris was legendary 🤣

[@ayeTobi]

0:11 that’s how I spend my time on quarantine.

[@azrielhenderson4679]

It. took. me. a while. to. realize how. Quagmire. had. a. giant. arm . when. I. realized. how. I. laughed. my. ass. off. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hardwirecars]

part i find hilarious is he is a lefty and this is how we find out

[@tankimarkgraaf]

hardwire No you dumb

[@diabloa.1700]

what's up with the dots

[@tataki2016]

Azriel Henderson thhjnnnkjkzkzkzososoerosurofkfdmldjsjssjsjsijsjskdllddksoosso

[@jai5063]

laflacko spacebar probably broke

[@boofjake]

*KZbin:* 2016: Nope 2017: Nope 2018: Nope 2019: Still Nope 2020: *RECCOMEND IT NOW!!!*

[@jasons8734]

Just Jacob whats the point of this comment, its overused and not funny. Get some of your own material, this video was recommended in 2016-2020 just because you saw it now doesn't mean everyone saw it now

[@zegolem3607]

@@jasons8734 you are on KZbin what did you expect?

[@jmkplayz9076]

1:07 me at Wal-Mart

[@arcticangel1628]

So you basically just revealed you’re a pervert.

[@gulerville]

the last one literally killed me :DD

[@pforgottonsoul]

love how joe goes from excited friend to serious cop.

[@TailzorR6]

Like how you put the thumbnail as the first clip thanks a lot bro

[@dr.redacted1029]

0:10 Charger!

[@hawkmaster381]

That was pretty much me when the Internet first came out. lol

[@Fabian6980]

2:44 look at quagmires chest hair 🤔

[@Link9058]

Those are the ages of the people he’s been in bed with

[@rumikazbar8228]

Link9058 Jesus christ

[@GWSN7]

You need jesus

[@davidnissim589]

"Hey Joe, that's like right in my f***ing ear." XD

[@carloscarlos9729]

1:15 the visual poetry of putting a salamy right there

[@black_nerdy]

You started with the thumbnail and for that you have my respect

[@madern7]

1:22 look in the cart 😂

[@justsomerandomanimefan1135]

Quaqmire’s hand had a truly intense workout session

[@Soccercrazyigboman]

1:10 the Jaws reference killed me 😂

[@iare19]

Quagmire's problems would be halved if he just got a vasectomy.

[@maksymilian4000]

The first scene is every guy after quarantine.

[@SROWilkerson]

0:15 every male in the world right now

[@arcticangel1628]

Not every male.

[@jamesagwe2981]

@1:34 Freddy Mercury is that you

[@zanethederahn4079]

... good question

[@FreshBeatles]

"hey, hey joe? that's like, right in my fucking ear." LMFAO

[@theonlygod5119]

“Oh......I say that” 😂