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@amanofculture40763 жыл бұрын
"I would make a joke about the government, but it probably would not accomplish anything" LMAO
@maximumforce82753 жыл бұрын
This can be taken 2 ways. It can imply people who make fun of Congress aren't accomplishing anything or its I playing Congress doesn't accomplish anything
@alexboyer66913 жыл бұрын
@@maximumforce8275 that would be true if he didn't later say, "I would make a joke about priests but only the kids would get it"
@wade27813 жыл бұрын
only 2 replies?? bruh that joke took me a bit but I got it lol
@Idklol2083 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@WalmartsCornerRat3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@cutler_beckett3 жыл бұрын
I believe the reason why some humpback whales and elephants try to protect people from danger is the same reason that some people put spiders in a cup and release them outside rather than drowning them in their sink or bath tub.
@vbgvbg11333 жыл бұрын
They somehow managed to find out that elephants find humans cute, much like how we find puppies cute
@crimson193 жыл бұрын
@@vbgvbg1133 That's a myth, Hood Nature talked about it on his tiktok
@vbgvbg11333 жыл бұрын
@@crimson19 ah
@j3ssthealien2833 жыл бұрын
Wait people drown spider what the hell I just and crush it.
@cutler_beckett3 жыл бұрын
@@j3ssthealien283 From my experience, turning on the tap and letting the spider get carried down the drain saves people from cleaning up the mess if they squish it
@r0tten.b0y3 жыл бұрын
When a chinchilla has a dust bath it’s “cute” and “adorable” but when *I* do it, I’m “ruining the family reunion” and “traumatizing my cousins.”
@biggsdarklighter04733 жыл бұрын
Can you suffocate Fleas by using your hair? Does your hair grow mushrooms when you get water in it?
@copperredd3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Madkap423 жыл бұрын
@@biggsdarklighter0473 ...what if I said yes?
@theoneandonly39453 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is pretty [sic].
@caesartiberius93523 жыл бұрын
The chinchilla didn't use grandma's ashes.
@FoxxyFire-HellFrost Жыл бұрын
I've actually petted a Tasmanian Devil when I was a kid. We took a cruise from New Zealand to Australia and Hobart (in Tasmania) was one of our stops, so we visited their animal park. Interestingly, Tasmanian Devils become docile when picked up by their handlers, so we got a once in a lifetime chance to pet one. :)
@Wolf-oc6tx10 ай бұрын
I find that very heart warming.
@FoxxyFire-HellFrost10 ай бұрын
@@Wolf-oc6tx It was so crazy to see them go from fighting over food to being calm and very still.
@Wolf-oc6tx10 ай бұрын
@@FoxxyFire-HellFrost They sound very sweet.
@LongLostInideQueenАй бұрын
That’s cool af
@-desertpackrat3 жыл бұрын
A group of rats is called a MISCHIEF and as someone who raises rats it's so perfect. Also you can call baby rats either kits or pups.
@svea-rikehenningsen8352 жыл бұрын
*Stares in Marauder* Ah.
@pforgottonsoul2 жыл бұрын
if you don't mind me asking why do you raise rats?
@flamepelt30922 жыл бұрын
@@pforgottonsoul some people just like rats and breed em to sell as feeders or pets
@stinkiestsmelliest2 жыл бұрын
@@pforgottonsoul Pet rats who have been introduced to people early in their life (once they're safe to handle) are generally better, more social pets. Thats why breeders will raise rats and either keep them or sell them once they're old enough :)
@entrepreneurialadventures7602 жыл бұрын
"pups" Is also appropriate considering that they are pretty much just tiny missunderstood dogs 🤣
@kosei83383 жыл бұрын
he came when we needed him the most
@AkinlabiStClair3 жыл бұрын
That's what she said!
@kosei83383 жыл бұрын
@@AkinlabiStClair oh stf up
@ogmike82193 жыл бұрын
@@kosei8338 "oh stf up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kosei83383 жыл бұрын
@@ogmike8219 XD
@shermarke56193 жыл бұрын
Then the fire 🔥 nation attacked And some over avatar the last air bender joke it’s somewhere here I’m just to tired to think 😂😂😂
@thehuggydarkshadow80973 жыл бұрын
Seal: you saved me... why? Humpback whale: mmmmm... baby.
@tanuki012 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to die petting something I shouldn’t” really is how we roll as a species
@battlebear437 Жыл бұрын
Or in my case, being sarcastic at the wrong time…
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
Humans can and will pet anything
@tanuki01 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734 And it's both our best and worst quality
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
@@tanuki01 Yes, yes it is But if stuff didn't want us to pet it, why did it evolve to be cute?
@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734we evolved to THINK they’re cute so we would pet them and thus become more accessible food.
@maybejordynn3 жыл бұрын
Him: “a baby seahorse is called a fry-” Me: *smiles* Also him: “-which also makes sense since the father eats them.” Me again: “I- oh…”
@tsukikoamagiri3 жыл бұрын
The father who hatched them himself
@angelroseglow3 жыл бұрын
Eats them sometimes he said. 😄
@lasttrinity07802 жыл бұрын
He gives them life so might as well take it too
@someguynamedsteve2032 жыл бұрын
Sea horse dad: MMM CRISPY
@johnmckinley23862 жыл бұрын
so they're the fish and the chip
@jsguahernandez36113 жыл бұрын
The gorilla chest bluff reminds of a college friend who tried to imitate a gorilla drunk at a party. Now I know he was pretty accurate
@MrRodRen2 жыл бұрын
Not just the video, but I really love this guy's whole script. Like, the flawlessness. Even if you rehearse it ,it still looks like you'd mess up.
@jordanhasch25442 жыл бұрын
My question is this: how long did it take him to practice the script and not laugh? Some of his jokes and punchlines sent me over the edge.
@YoungGrizzly3 жыл бұрын
His take on hyenas resonates with me deeply. I just want a pet that will laugh at my silly jokes.
@dhampir_days2 жыл бұрын
lol same I want to befriend a hyena like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7Qm4x_jMRnqqc
@Breakaway-ic5gj2 жыл бұрын
I that is known as a girlfriend
@FoxxyFire-HellFrost Жыл бұрын
When I went to Tanzania, we visited the Ngorongoro crater to look for animals. During our drive, we asked our safari guide what animals he didn't like and he said he didn't like hyenas because he thought hyenas were ugly. Then we saw a baby one with its mother and he said "Well, maybe it is actually kind of cute." 😆
@SovietOnion111 Жыл бұрын
i want a Emotional support Alligator or Crocodile. im sorry but if i can have a 12 foot rock with teeth as a Emotional Support animal, i will.
@grimmaulkin2 жыл бұрын
I will gain a friend or lose a hand is a powerful statement. More people should live like this
@theadventuresofkingaidan58803 жыл бұрын
If i saw a platypus i would say "HEY PERRY, DO THE THING!" and if he does i will have fulfilled the prophecy.
@goldenapplesaga54463 жыл бұрын
Bro so help me if you do please let me know!
@jaschabull23653 жыл бұрын
Perry: *stings you*
@theadventuresofkingaidan58803 жыл бұрын
@@goldenapplesaga5446 wait, isnt there a bunny agent? If so what noise does it make? im pretty sure i live with an agent.
@saphydooda3 жыл бұрын
Did I just hear a TOK and P&F reference at the same time?
@SuperBossGiovanni3 жыл бұрын
"Then what do you call a group of Humans? " "An infestation" -Mr Popo TFS
@@goldedrag111 - "Sorry. Just listenin' to the space duck. What a majestic creature."
@galacticgui23053 жыл бұрын
"I would make a political joke but it probably wouldn't accomplish anything." You accomplished getting a laugh out of me for this political joke :)
@chocothun13 жыл бұрын
“That snoot will get booped.” Mood.
@garrisoncornwell95852 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Not gonna lie I audibly giggled a lot harder at this than I expected.
@jswizz99633 жыл бұрын
Finally a wholesome video, and I don’t think you can ruin a alpaca
@couldntthinkofsomeunique66893 жыл бұрын
You fool now he will
@heyoitsmenate3 жыл бұрын
If I remember right, they spit. And while an alpaca is one of the only farm animals that's HASN'T kicked me in the balls, I bet it hurts. A lot.
@apocalypsenow18713 жыл бұрын
Their spit can cause your digestive system to slowly eat itself/erode away
@kevinyoussef98213 жыл бұрын
69 likes 😎
@CharlieMoriarty3 жыл бұрын
Have a good time going onto TikTok and having your pride ruined
@markt26092 жыл бұрын
A smack of Jellyfish!? If that isn’t the most Australian thing I ever heard! 😂😭🤣
@slimothyjames45772 жыл бұрын
"A group of alligators is called a congregation. I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it." I laughed so hard at that one... I'm a Christian, and I appreciate your humor man! xD
@tykeandjonsieshow3595 Жыл бұрын
Could you fill me in? I'm neither a kid nor religious so I wanna know what this is about lol.
@slimothyjames4577 Жыл бұрын
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 Oh nooo, I feel bad for ruining the innocence there xD warning, it's a very dark joke!! In the corrupt corners of the catholic church, priests have long been notorious for pedophilia (particularly involving altar boys and eunuchs), and the "congregation" is the group of folks who attend a church lead by a priest.
@fuzzydude64 Жыл бұрын
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 I'd tell you but there's nothing wholesome about it
@tykeandjonsieshow3595 Жыл бұрын
@@fuzzydude64 what, do you think I'll be offended or something because it's not wholesome? I appreciate dark humor so I'd like to know lol
@evadebaas11 ай бұрын
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 its because many priests are pedophiles
@parzival55332 жыл бұрын
Your videos are absolutely outstanding, haven't seen one that doesnt make me smile yet.
@jarydianc.maloloy-on12773 жыл бұрын
"A group of crows is called a murder *oh jeez* " -this dude
@yvonnejones99403 жыл бұрын
Alas, tis true.
@DegnaDings Жыл бұрын
1:37 honestly ur not wrong. I once saw a pigeon steal an entire sandwich out of someone’s hand 🤣😂🤣😂
@aydwal90513 жыл бұрын
6:51 One of my substitute teachers told our class a story about him. His parents worked in the circus most of his childhood. One night when he was 5ish his parents went to a show and he walked over to the elephant pens and slipped inside and the mama elephant picked him up and let him sleep on her trunk. Of course his parents freaked the flip out until they found him in the morning.
@daveparrott95302 жыл бұрын
I was a bit taken aback by the sound of the gorilla slapping his chest. You're right that is not the sound I expected.
@100GTAGUY2 жыл бұрын
Them lil rapid fire pops are dope as hell though
@lauraclayton4687 Жыл бұрын
i LOVE your commentary 💙😂💙😂💙 The squirrels/nuts/NBA player/latex allergy tie-in had me howlin🤣🤣🤣!
@TheGamerClown3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple introverted antisocial gamer I see hood nature vid I click
@maxrams35443 жыл бұрын
Can relate.
@Kokomi5523 жыл бұрын
@@maxrams3544 so can I
@vn95743 жыл бұрын
Your username says it all.
@durere3 жыл бұрын
most relatable name ever in my book
@a_.k4ri3 жыл бұрын
Relatable-
@Purple.mind...Honored.one.2 жыл бұрын
I discovered you years ago, and recently I came across a term that perfectly describes the way you talk about animals ( At least on video), And that's black Air Force energy The other terms that also describe How you talk about animals I've known practically all my life, Clever, witty, funny, sarcastic, etc.
@ultshinsou48553 жыл бұрын
"That snoot will be booped" Is the cutest line
@HeelDashing3 жыл бұрын
I was definitely not expecting a gorilla chest beat to sound like a bubble pop game
@tanith1173 жыл бұрын
You think bass drum but here bongos.
@notlikeyouneedmyname.43783 жыл бұрын
I already knew they thumped like that but it does sound funny when you think about it.
@mryknkl12 жыл бұрын
YOU, my dear man, Are AWESOME! I love your videos! PLEASE keep doing what your doing!!!
@rexosaurus36103 жыл бұрын
"Basically you raise and train a bunch of dragons and then you run fades with them. 100% animal abuse and trifficking in real life but this isn't real life this is a game and it's a pretty good one" Dude just gave a description of Pokemon
@ashleylemoine23162 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this man. Also my arachnophobia is a little les relentless now so thank you
@MyDearGhoul2 жыл бұрын
It's beautiful how caring elephants can be, and look how we repay them. Beating them into submission and locking them in zoos all the while supporting this kind of abuse by continuing to go to them. Good job humans.
@Real_KyngJester Жыл бұрын
The shyt you say really be curing my depression most days😭🤣 The way you talk about honeybadgers ALWAYS has me rolling and I feel the same way you do about holding one... ...just like you said at the end... "They have a reputation? Well I got mirolax; we'll see who really doesn't give a 💩" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
@crimsonraen2 жыл бұрын
Oooh my gosh, RIGHT!? I would happily pet ALL those fluffy little cuties!
@malloryb8821 Жыл бұрын
The howls moving castle music is top notch for the cuteness of this video
@Shimo21302 жыл бұрын
He:Spiders are cute and are the nicest and cutest insects Australians: Oh hell naw
@Ishgard_Trash2 жыл бұрын
I mean, the largest spider in Australia isn't dangerous to humans, so idk how accurate that is xD
@Shimo21302 жыл бұрын
@@Ishgard_Trash I was joking I am not trying to say that never go to Australia it was a joke
@AmandaHugandKiss4112 жыл бұрын
Yes tarantulas are adorable. And they do have paws that look like cat's paws with little clawes on each toe. (Yes I know cat's clawes are retractable, but trust me that is what their little feet do look like cat's paws) Also many of species of tarantulas have some kind of eyebrows. I had a Rose Haired named Williamina-Josephina. She had two shiny black eyes in the very top of her head, side by side and right in the middle between them was a vertical 3 millimeter raised eyebrow. (Vertical if you were looking at her face on) how adorable is that 💓 Oh an when they walk onto your hand or some item like driftwood, she would ever so dainty place each foot cautionly, ever so slightly pressing down her foot a couple of times before planting it in place and did this with her first four feet. But if you threw a cricket in to feed her she could literally zoom across the length of her 5 gallon tank so fast it was like a blur. Incredibly clean, they don't bark at all hours disturbing you and your neighbors, low maintenance and they do learn who you are and they will trust you but may not trust people they aren't familiar with. (Some species are far more aggressive and really should not be handled as well as the more socialize they are the more they will trust other people. I however do believe that constantly trying to handle them or grooming them to be accepting of being handled is unnecessarily stressful. Because as I just stated: socializing them is getting them to accept being touched, most of their natural predators are often much larger, so you are asking them to go against their own instincts. This is something I am very adamant about when owning non or not naturally domesticated pets. Asking these types of pets to go against their natural instincts, to me, seems unethical as it places undue stress on the animal. If their natural instincts are to bite, attack, hide in fear or try to escape, it might be best to properly provide their needs but respect them as a "not to touch, only watch" pet. Or if they are a real threat if they get loose or will hide somewhere that will put them in jeopardy, then they are better off left in the wild. Animals are not here for our amusement or as a toy or something to master. And deserve to be respected. Anytime I hear of an exotic pet having to be put down because they harmed someone, basically acting like an animal would naturally act....it seems like we are executing them for OUR lack of insight or our belief that we can have whatever we want, without consequences. Sorry for the rant...but a captive animal is often more of a hostage than a pet. (and yes, I know my spelling sucks) Take Care.
@MamaBearDoll.2 жыл бұрын
"That snoot will be booped" a man who shared my views on the world
@demonicbeer19983 жыл бұрын
"I would make a priest joke but only the children would get it."
@Synthose12 жыл бұрын
I have a picture of one of those jumping spiders with bubble hats on my chrome book.
@zzephyrenex53203 жыл бұрын
For those curious, Exaltation means “A feeling or state of extreme happiness”(basically Ecstasy) or “The action of elevating someone in rank, power, or character”
@natashalielumley86183 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS SO ADORABLE I'd seen a handful of these on TikTok before but this compilation is definitely my new favorite. Thank you for gathering these!
@riverjoy56582 жыл бұрын
A group of larks is an exaltation. This is mildly terrifying. Like, "prepare to be exalted"
@TacoSenpai692 жыл бұрын
The tiny spider paws are adorable 🥺🥺
@exaltz3 жыл бұрын
7:51 "Seen them playing operation with a living baby zebra" Oh no no no 😭😭
@SilverKnight162 жыл бұрын
"A group of babboons is called a congress. I'd make a government joke, but it probably wouldn't accomplish anything."
@LordTablez3 жыл бұрын
I can't thank you enough for not plastering a spider on screen as soon as the "If I cant make you like..." segment for them came. Thank you for the chance to shrink the window.
@MotherOfQuirks3 жыл бұрын
The father coyote be like:WELP time to get the milk
@ifferl87812 жыл бұрын
Your style of video is soooo entertaining. You boop that snoot.
@megangibbs41583 жыл бұрын
4:06 his hat is exquisite
@Mainecoon_Izzy Жыл бұрын
I love little tiny jumping spiders Soooo cute ♥️
@peoplewithblacknailsrhot2 жыл бұрын
This video was truly wholesome..
@QueenBee-zm5sc3 жыл бұрын
I love you man brought tears to my eyes
@josephschultz33012 жыл бұрын
I'm right there with ya when it comes to bears, my dude. I know for a fact that they're all just straight murder on four legs, but fuck it, they're also adorable.
@reqsfurt62682 жыл бұрын
"We started off strong but now y'all just saying shit" got to me lmao😭
@synsvids3 жыл бұрын
4:35 *Spiders have toe beans!*
@oliviabell96912 жыл бұрын
I am very happy to have found this channel😆🥰
@sim.frischh9781 Жыл бұрын
I still think a group of squid NOT being called a squad was a mistake of epic proportions.
@brithebean4341 Жыл бұрын
Omg merry go round of life playing while C.G is spitting animals facts is just 👩🍳💋
@JacobL228 Жыл бұрын
I wanna hug a walrus or a seal or a manatee. Something big and blubbery. They're just so cute!
@thefinthechat9233 жыл бұрын
Title: the most wholesome video you'll ever seen Video: a group of crows is a murder
@dshe8637 Жыл бұрын
You have a wonderful way with words ❤
@adrianomaly1760 Жыл бұрын
Humans really will try to pack bond with anything. Even a roomba
@MrOrcshaman2 жыл бұрын
I have arachnophobia so am scared of spiders, but I adopt the notion of leaving them be or move them somewhere their out of my way without killing them. I know we need spiders, their as important to our ecosystem as bees are.
@David_Glover2 жыл бұрын
Why are you so good at making me happy and sad love and fear things
@Just-A-Guy-179 Жыл бұрын
At the beginning of the video I liked both sharks and spiders but I can happily say I like them even more
@daddyespressodepresso22072 жыл бұрын
A gang of Crows: *murder* A collective of Ravens: Straight up Disrespect fam
@thatguy_52402 жыл бұрын
"I will absolutely pick it up like a lap dog and let him decide what he wants to do about it" your content is absolute gold
@Steel_3 жыл бұрын
Groups of crows: *_M U R D E R_* group of fancier crows (ravens): _unkindness_
@Mastermint3 жыл бұрын
There's a posh brittish villain somewhere finding this highly entertaining
@beyondblood27073 жыл бұрын
I like to think it originated from a thinly veiled threat. "I will bestow upon you an..." Looks at group of ravens picking at carcass "unkindness"
@crispy73413 жыл бұрын
They live in a society
@JamesCharIes3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen multiple murders. Murders of crows
@theredbluegamers91063 жыл бұрын
In denmark we say a group of kindness when its ravens
@jameswilliams78733 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, another name for a group of ravens is a conspiracy. So if you have crows and ravens together you have... A Conspiracy for Murder.😂
@Gerealistic3 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@konpeitosart3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@blacktiger59853 жыл бұрын
Intelligent joke there sir.
@cheese177403 жыл бұрын
i hate you so much
@jessiallan88133 жыл бұрын
0-0
@zachsmith49463 жыл бұрын
"a group of jellyfish is called a smack" Turtles: more like SNACK
@ruanb24182 жыл бұрын
😆😆 Why does this not have more likes this is hilarious
@mysteriousarcanum27692 жыл бұрын
Especially the Leatherbacks.
@yesimverycool19382 жыл бұрын
@Ruan B this is not funny :/
@priscillajimenez272 жыл бұрын
Their stings feels like a smack
@thejellyfishthatruinedyourday2 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@bluexwings3 жыл бұрын
The elephants who placed branches over the sleeping woman may have actually been burying her after mistaking her for dead. Elephants have been known to cover the bodies of not only their own species, but other animals they come across.
@undefinederror404043 жыл бұрын
That is still very sweet of them tho
@bluexwings3 жыл бұрын
@@undefinederror40404 Yeah, it is.
@sunflower82273 жыл бұрын
awwww thats so cute
@luminousghosts3 жыл бұрын
Elephants are so fricking wholesome I want to make friends with them desperately 🥺
@newaccount64143 жыл бұрын
@Rodolfo Ramos reminds me of magpies
@Khornecussion3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're about to be slaughtered by some monster of the sea and in comes the lemon shark that decided it liked you to mangle whatever was trying to hurt you.
@Moniker083 жыл бұрын
Can I befriend an animal?
@comradedima97913 жыл бұрын
@@Moniker08 yes, but not always. I befriend a murder of crows by giving them some food
@Moniker083 жыл бұрын
@@comradedima9791 I'm sorry, *Murder?*
@comradedima97913 жыл бұрын
@@Moniker08 a group of crow is called a murder. and despite that fact.I choose to ignore an obivious sign that say "keep the fuck out" and feed them.
@Moniker083 жыл бұрын
@@comradedima9791 Oh thanx,Never got used to that...Also,Respect+.
@leshyaedawnfire Жыл бұрын
Fun true story about Elephants: Several years ago the Cincinnati Zoo had a program that would let people interact with their small herd of female Asian elephants. During one of these meet-and-greets the herd matriarch, Mai Tai, fell in love with a little boy. She proceeded to pick the boy up with her trunk, put him on her back, and take him for a ride around her enclosure before eventually returning him to his parents. The parents and Keepers were freaking out, but the little boy had a blast. He's name is Aric, and he is now grown but still remembers this incident fondly to this day and makes a point to visit the elephants every time he goes to the Zoo. I know this story because he is my brother's friend, and my next door neighbor.
@sussygojira4121 Жыл бұрын
The only thing I remember starting with Ci is cinnamon
@helenl3193 Жыл бұрын
Does the elephant still recognise/remember him?
@DWEAKKII Жыл бұрын
That is so wholesome I’m going to plant a tree
@adrianomaly1760 Жыл бұрын
How lovely!!!!!
@jennifernoyola6646 Жыл бұрын
That's like something straight out of a Disney movie!
@gauthams67323 жыл бұрын
“A group of pandas is called an embarrassment, and you know what? They sure are” 💀😂
@PhysicallyAwake3 жыл бұрын
My favorite animal being the panda solely for that picture of a panda falling off a slide and turning into a literal black and white cotton ball.
@strawberrymilk66663 жыл бұрын
_They’re literally a mood_
@SuicidalH3 жыл бұрын
embarrassment of pandas lmao
@elderberrycccccc3 жыл бұрын
I Have Now Learned Why My Mom Calls Me And My Siblings Pandas... I Am In Tears
@Borgnbo3 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrymilk6666 I don't think killing your kids by sitting on them is a mood 😭😭
@limethewitch.-.7273 жыл бұрын
Diver: *dives into the water to meet his favorite lemon shark* Lemon Shark: *is sitting on the couch* oh honey, where have you been all these days? Diver: just doing stuff at home Lemon shark: oh so you wasn't diving with that great white shark on last Thursday huh? Diver: *sweats* Lemon shark: so what's her name? Huh?
@gustavosauro18823 жыл бұрын
@@resurrectedhelicoprion helicoprion is not a shark
@pastellis16283 жыл бұрын
WTF I- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER-
@R0NTHEJELLYFISH3 жыл бұрын
Hold up why are u sweating underwater
@Tucher973 жыл бұрын
Mermaids step aside, we have Mersharks.
@peonyflowerking3 жыл бұрын
This will make me laugh once I come back to this video and see this comment again
@Mario_Angel_Medina2 жыл бұрын
"Leave alone in a room with a badger and I'll either gain a friend or loose a hand" words to live by
@joshshields59213 жыл бұрын
A group of hyper-active human children should be called a migraine.
@eciliaenelson62933 жыл бұрын
Agree 💯
@WhiteCourtain3 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@longtruonglsttroung42363 жыл бұрын
XD
@cjdziesiuta19953 жыл бұрын
I thot that was a happy meal?
@merlinmay36853 жыл бұрын
@@cjdziesiuta1995 really? I thought it was called a JOHNNY, LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALONE!!!!
@dungfungus563 жыл бұрын
I love how elephants can be either the biggest menaces and would kill you in half a second or just the nicest things in the world
@drumbro15513 жыл бұрын
Really just a general rule for most animals
@gggiii19153 жыл бұрын
Humans too
@john-paulrose15813 жыл бұрын
Natural Equality
@Trogloglation3 жыл бұрын
-Fun fact (I’m sure this dude has covered it at some point but still): elephants see humans as we would a small cute animal. Yes, you’ve heard right: elephants see us as pets.-
@Trogloglation3 жыл бұрын
@person person oh, thanks for the fact check then
@CrayolaCoffeeBean2 жыл бұрын
As a chinchilla owner, can confirm they bark for attention (or when you’re watching Bad Girls Club and he’s tired of hearing the yelling and bleeping lol)
@hairindiamonds3 жыл бұрын
There's a shark called Foggy Eye who brings other sharks to a woman to have the hooks taken out of their mouths. Sharks are smarter than they're given credit for.
@irimac18063 жыл бұрын
Whoa thats an awesome combination :D
@kyogresfunchannel3 жыл бұрын
I love Sharks
@Akashathesilentassassin3 жыл бұрын
That's so wholesome!
@Blue937373 жыл бұрын
Awww
@jimybobjim3 жыл бұрын
Sharks are cool
@AKRosarioMusic3 жыл бұрын
"They may not be yeast but they're sure as hell inbred" YOOOOOOOOOO CHIIILLLLL😭😭😭😭😭
@jessiejacobs40413 жыл бұрын
Bars😭😭😭😭
@KabbalahSherry3 жыл бұрын
He had time that day 😆🕖
@deannatracey48233 жыл бұрын
Ohh... yeah, I just got that!!!😂😂😅😅 it's been a long day
@benazirngwa36423 жыл бұрын
Oh man can someone pls explain that one?
@benazirngwa36423 жыл бұрын
@Rodolfo Ramos thank you for the clarification 😊
@RachyJ-np2fr3 жыл бұрын
I went to Australia when I was a kid, we visited a zoo that had a Tasmanian devil.... we witnessed the devil demanding pets and comfort from the zookeeper that was in the pen with him. Made us laugh as it was completely the opposite of the stories we had heard lol
@chomkeygamer94553 жыл бұрын
Run run run run run run run run rungrun run run run run run run run
@kybeninja3 жыл бұрын
I live there, and Tasmanian devils do get cuddled, not in the wild though...
@DaroriDerEinzige3 жыл бұрын
They actually love cuddles. They also love to bite. It isn't done because they are evil - Tasmanian Devils just haven an incredible immune system overall and their regeneration rate is kinda like X-Men Comis, that in combination with their Biteforce means; they bite you, you loose a piece of meat but you can't be mad with them because they so adoreable and don't even understand why you are in pain. Although, if you're carefull you can pet them or you wear also one thick glove, then you can even play a little bit with them without loosing fingers.
@TrainingForD13 жыл бұрын
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@3asianassassin3 жыл бұрын
@TAN XIN YU Moe they are recovering, i think. Breeding at younger ages and the tumor thing just dying out on its own are helping them rebound a bit
@mdbw34112 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SPIDER WARNINGS!! I understand the role spiders play in our ecosystem and have nothing against them but I can’t help the violent reaction my body has when I see them. I really appreciate people who help out us with arachnophobia!!
@justaguy13043 жыл бұрын
The fact that an alpaca giving birth is scientifically known as an unpacking gives me a lot more hope for the human race
@Thawhid3 жыл бұрын
Congregation
@JackieOwl943 жыл бұрын
It also takes only 30 minutes.
@xLeppiecat3 жыл бұрын
@@JackieOwl94 how did you know that off the top of your head?
@jontraz59933 жыл бұрын
@@xLeppiecat for what you know my man's done extensive research
@xLeppiecat3 жыл бұрын
@@jontraz5993 ... good point
@CreatureCal3 жыл бұрын
Hood Nature: (Does some actually wholesome facts) Everyone: *Impossible*
@pussybacon223 жыл бұрын
A group of humans is call an Infestation or an Orgy
@35joannecoleman3 жыл бұрын
@@pussybacon22 yes just yes.
@strawberrymilk66663 жыл бұрын
@@pussybacon22 _thank you for this information_
@pussybacon223 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrymilk6666 your welcome
@GameHunter45293 жыл бұрын
@@pussybacon22 *oh......*
@mortua_conjuga2 жыл бұрын
lemon sharks being possessive babies and have best friends made me so happy. they're so cute 💖
@distressedcondiments31133 жыл бұрын
“I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it” I fucking choked.
@evatownsend4923 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@brainfoot293 жыл бұрын
@@evatownsend492 it’s a joke due to the all the counts and convictions of sexual assault against children from priests that was a recent news story when this video was made
@nkbujvytcygvujno60063 жыл бұрын
Yeah, only they weren’t just “allegations” so much as “actually happened and happening for generations.” It’s just hard to sue an entire church supported by an entire society that doesn’t want to think about how people taking advantage of religious environments for literal constant institutional pedophilia is a thing.
@brainfoot293 жыл бұрын
@@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 yeah sorry that’s what I meant I edited it now
@nkbujvytcygvujno60063 жыл бұрын
@@brainfoot29 Oh, okay, but it was no big deal. I didn’t really need you to change it, I just wanna make sure people do get that part.
@hostiletakeover73683 жыл бұрын
funnily enough, despite their edgy naming conventions and their overuse in gothic fiction, crows are deeply emotional and familial birds
@terencedonovan52543 жыл бұрын
I think crows are totally cool. They're also cold, calculating & wicked
@hostiletakeover73683 жыл бұрын
@@terencedonovan5254 can't help but love em' we gotta go ahead and befriend those feathery fucks
@Kartoffelkamm3 жыл бұрын
That's why I love the subreddit r/crowbros. It's just people who are, or want to be, bros with corvids. There was one story of someone feeding crows, but they got possessive of their property and would harass neighbors that came too close. Which led to the question "What do I do if my murder attempts a murder?" Anyway, that person told the neighbors to feed the crows too, and now there is a neighborhood of elderly people that are friends with crows. Plus, one time, an elderly men fell in front of his house early in the morning and couldn't get up, and the crows made so much noise about it that the neighbors found him in time.
@@chaotixthefox i disagree, personally i'm more partial to the larger familial aspects of the crow, however the raven is still pretty great
@TheMichaelStott2 жыл бұрын
One the reasons why many of our Aussie Animals have the same baby names and group names like Mob (a group of Emus is also called a Mob) is probably because us Aussies like to keep things simple to call out when we have to run away from them 😉
@DaanBruins Жыл бұрын
'PLEASE HELP, A MOB OF TAIPANS IS CHASING ME'
@Jacqueline_Thijsen7 ай бұрын
In Dutch, we don't really have any specific names for a group of animals except for herd.
@JackSilver14103 жыл бұрын
"They have a reputation, but I have Miralax. We'll see who really doesn't give a shit." Guys, I found who Shakespeare reincarnated into. No one else can use the language so masterfully.
@vampcat2603 жыл бұрын
I agree whole heartedly
@christiangarcia98913 жыл бұрын
When i heard him refer to a honey badger as a furry little black air force, i truly heard the poetry of Gods lol
@randyranderson6903 жыл бұрын
I had a Rose-haired Tarantula when I was younger. I used to take her out and hold her and she would often sit on my chest over my heart as I watched TV. She never moved once she got there. When I was holding her I could feel her toes gently pinching my fingers as she held on while I carried her. She had no weight and I loved her so much.
@superevilscientistgamer59393 жыл бұрын
One time I was at a Crocodile Park and one of the workers showed us a big spider. He then asked who wanted to hold it and I volunteered. The spider got comfy in my warm hands. I wasn't scared at all.
@superevilscientistgamer59393 жыл бұрын
@NOAH MAJESKE spiders in general get more crap than they deserve. They're basically exterminators with eight legs. If you see a spider in the house, place it outside gently.
@lindseyw8603 жыл бұрын
@@superevilscientistgamer5939 i let spiders live in my basement cause they eat the stink bugs.
@superevilscientistgamer59393 жыл бұрын
@@lindseyw860 👍👍👍
@catdragon13133 жыл бұрын
@@lindseyw860 we do that too! Any that come upstairs we try to rehome outside 😄
@trumpeterjen3 жыл бұрын
"The dwarf lantern shark never gets any bigger than 8 inches. There's a joke in there somewhere" I dunno, man, 8 inches is pretty damn respectable.
@paincake25953 жыл бұрын
Thats bigger than most of us lol .
@reguluscorneas33872 жыл бұрын
@@paincake2595 In fact, only 2.5 to 3% of the total male population has 8 inch pp.
@dando5412 жыл бұрын
@@reguluscorneas3387 that sounds uncomfortable
@reguluscorneas33872 жыл бұрын
@@dando541 lmao i just googled btw, The total male population on earth is 3.93 billion. 2.5% of 3.93 billion is 98Million. DANG 98 million guys on this earth have 8 inch pp
@redlophix56702 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahah oh shit i laughed to hard at this
@LoRukeEX3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: a group of vultures is only a wake when they're in the air. On the ground, they are a committee.
@BisexualPlagueDoctor3 жыл бұрын
YES
@jakegood62663 жыл бұрын
3am got me in some weird places
@marymccann35003 жыл бұрын
And if they're feeding, then the group is a kettle.
@yesty34733 жыл бұрын
The Vulturian Committee
@honedaychannel3 жыл бұрын
So that's why they are vultures in the duck tail reboot
@lepurpleboi32662 жыл бұрын
Another reason to love sharks involving the Thresher: their tail and their hunting method basically makes them the Indiana Jones of the ocean but their face always looks like they’re really nervous
@r.j.penfold2 жыл бұрын
Honestly every time I look at a picture of one all I feel is way too seen
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
Thanks, now I'm imagining a thresher very quietly singing the Indiana Jones theme song as it swims along
@mmasque2052 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734better the Indiana Jones theme than the Imperial March.
@laurenadams5648 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734 I agree, but with the nervous energy of Patrick going "wee-woo, wee-woo".
@spindash64 Жыл бұрын
@@laurenadams5648or Luigi singing the Luigi’s Mansion theme
@thefiretailedweasel62063 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A group of Karens is called a complaint
@maxbarnes7153 жыл бұрын
No, they’re also called either a god dang mistake and an entitlement
@september7583 жыл бұрын
That just feels right
@fan-ficau98093 жыл бұрын
@@maxbarnes715 DEFINITELY An Entitlement!!! When Their Little Hellspawns Group Together They're Called A 'Disaster'!!! XD
@domp27293 жыл бұрын
Another applicable name would be a “government”
@keketski54303 жыл бұрын
Komplaint
@NanaWantsRevenge2 жыл бұрын
The way he throws the innuendos & other jokes in so smoothly. 🥲
@TheFlyingSailorYT3 жыл бұрын
Ravens are so baller they have multiple sets. A group of them is either called a Rave, an Unkindness, a Treachery, or a Conspiracy. Be sure to throw the proper set up when you meet them because if you're in the wrong hood they'll let you know it.
@ukoysakabo73103 жыл бұрын
A few thousand more years and they will begin calling their sets Rolling 60s Rave, EastSide Unkindness, CK conspiracy killa