Who’s That Pokémon (for 9 minutes straight)

[@gaydepressedcat1501]

He has finally embraced being a walking pokedex

[@Squibob]

@@karine3126 no hablas espanol

[@Tahri_0]

@@karine3126 Yes i want to see body shaking.. thanks...

[@Tahri_0]

@A G N E Z you spelt let's wrong

[@swaythekid]

fr

[@pastelteabiscuits]

True

[@juanfisi]

To anyone wondering: Vaquita means "little cow"

[@paisleyleo7094]

Good to know

[@NurseSnow2U]

Gracias

[@arthurheine5631]

Obrigado

[@redflag4035]

Sometimes they are called Vaquitas Marinas, or "Little Sea Cow".......Kinda fucked up and fitting at the same time don't you think.

[@lanamello7445]

It's even cuter if you know Portuguese or Spanish

[@d4n737]

Team 4: - The APC of the land - the Demon of the ocean - The perfect Assassin - Man's trusty steed -The dragon Warrior

[@kugicaimp192]

♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

[@operator0101]

@@kugicaimp192 stop saying this PLEASE

[@wannabehistorian371]

What’s an APC?

[@d4n737]

@@wannabehistorian371 It's like a tank, but with windows. And it looks like a trash can.

[@TheComicBookJoker]

@@wannabehistorian371 APC stand for Armored Personnel Carrier. It’s like a tank, but instead of carrying a huge gun and needing space inside it for the ammunition of said huge gun, it carries soldiers. The lack of huge cannon and cannon ammo plus lots of modern developments in how to build large vehicles and engines for them also gives them increased speed and mobility over regular tanks.

[@Clop..]

I can imagine Maned Wolves with their long legs copying models by striking a pose

[@SlothOfTheSea]

The maned wolf uses those long legs to: -see over tall grass and.. -look extremely fashionable

[@jennifermckinley8477]

😆😆

[@jilliancrawford7577]

Would putting a Maned Wolf on stilts lead to infinite power?!

[@kyleterry5190]

I sense furries approaching

[@lizlee8715]

They trIED to put me on the cover of VOGUE.... (I just had to...¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[@Smartestbear666]

"and the panda, I ain't gonna lie to you, he's just there for vibes" now that is a good teammate, I'd imagine all the other animals in his squad murking anything they see whilst the panda just rolls around happy he's alive.

[@justSunny7]

Panda is just there for moral support. That's their cheerleader 😂

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

How's Alaska , Mr.Bear

[@Smartestbear666]

@@sannidhyabalkote9536 Well I'm not from Alaska but I'm in a certainly cold place :D

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

@@Smartestbear666 Canada ?

[@Smartestbear666]

@@sannidhyabalkote9536 Nope, think more European :D

[@DhaleBEvans]

The vaquitas are like the most adorable ocean ceature I've seen. It's sad knowing that it's almost over for them.

[@icarusbinns3156]

My sister and I found out about them two days ago. We Googled ‘rarest animals’ at work.. and the cute-triggered squeal from both of us… good thing we had no customers at that moment!

[@dasportyyamper3798]

< 10 adults left. :(

[@HotSkorpion]

It also means "little cow" NYK

[@SlothOfTheSea]

Okay, that’s it. Bro is a living, breathing biology encyclopedia.

[@hi-friend1]

Lol

[@monkeh7213]

Nah his a pokèdex

[@thecryptobiologist68]

Fun Fact, the “Tapirs” in Ice Age are actually not tapirs at all. They are based on extinct animals of the Cenozoic like many of the films random animals, them specifically being Moeritherium.

[@arieloteen9983]

Moeritherium to be specific

[@jaschabull2365]

Ahh yes, the ice age's resident cute anime characters. Or is that the ice age's resident bullies who pick on tiger-loving boys?

[@lunarplanet5214]

i think its called a paracerathirium edit: i misread the comment, im wrong. stop correcting me

[@jnzupka]

@@lunarplanet5214 no

[@lunarplanet5214]

@@jnzupka wait really? then what is it lol

[@thorsal6208]

9:19 "And the panda..." He's the dragon warrior

[@cheezzzzzzz]

😂

[@eekekdrrlrl]

Lmfao

[@kirism]

This guy could talk about having gum stuck under his shoe and it would still be interesting

[@swaythekid]

yes bo

[@pocketinfinity6733]

"How it got there, nobody knows?"

[@spirit6787]

Yes

[@ApusApus]

@@pocketinfinity6733 ...but it could still turn turtles into hashtags

[@WhuDhat]

Read it fast in his voice: This claymore made of polymer chains that will weld itself to the sole of your shoe like a genetic experiment gone wrong

[@taylorbee4010]

The maned wolf feels like a legendary creature that just suddenly became real

[@tartaruganinjas]

last time i see one in nature was in 2019, really cool! you can easy find in a zoo, at least on the past was common, i dont visit these anymore so don't know

[@ActualTrash8]

Zacian in a nutshell

[@silashurd3597]

I remember seeing one at the San Diego zoo. It was majestic

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

Yeah

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

@@ActualTrash8 Lmao true

[@aran7teen]

“Having to eat flavoured sand so that you don’t accidentally factory reset yourself” IM DYING BRO 😂

[@saulguardado9007]

"The other day someone called me a walking pokedex and... they're not wrong " A wise man said once

[@enjae7962]

@Anna ОpenVip baybe you have zero likes.....

[@lapislazuli9967]

@@enjae7962 the comment isn't actually edited either... This also isn't the only comment on this video they've done this on, so I now am inclined to believe it's either a bot or a complete idiot

[@lucasliotti3423]

Fun fact about the maned wolves, they have a very particular gait when running, it matches the typical werewolf movie running and those things are FAST and huge, so seeing/being chased by one at night can explain a lot of werewolf sightings at brazil.

[@the24thcolossusjustchillin39]

Huh

[@lapislazuli9967]

They're tall I guess, but compared to most other dogs they're not very muscular. They're also almost entirely herbivorous as mentioned in the video, but even if they weren't, they're wild dogs and as such they will typically try and stay away from humans in general and will only bite if they feel cornered and threatened. They're incredibly shy and docile creatures, so in what world would they chase a human aside from if the human in question was the handler and they were playing?

[@sebastianb.3978]

@@lapislazuli9967 Wild dogs... Afraid of people? You met easier wild dogs than I.

[@lucasliotti3423]

@@lapislazuli9967 They`re very territorial and when they have cubs the females becomes extremely agressive, i`ve been chased once by a female since we wandered on her territory to turn on a water pump, still it`s mostly bluffs, it`s just the way they run looks exactly like the typical werewolf. Also they can run at about 40-50 miles per hour (about 70 km/hour) and that female kept pace with our pickup for a while before she was satisfied.

[@s.s.haswanthselvan7064]

@@lapislazuli9967 and them running away can also cause drunkards to conclude they saw a werewolf I kid you not,people consider everything they see as they've witnessed myth stuff

[@tortimeese]

What a sweet young man. I hope his channel becomes mega-successful (looks like it's heading that way). Now if all Science teachers had his gift of humor, there would be a lot more straight A's in Nature Studies.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If Casual Geographic was a professor in Pokemon, he'd be more knowledgeable than Professor Oak himself. No cap.

[@gustavopagan8921]

I gotta get my friend to draw this (CG as a Pokémon professor)

[@fireblaze8491]

Yeah true, knowing the fact that he uses little kids to gather information about dangerous monsters (pocket monsters or pokemon cause I know a guy is gonna reply about this). Well atleast he gives them a starter

[@fireblaze8491]

There's gonna be a guy who's gonna say I've seen you before, he doesn't get replies I think. (Typing at 2 am so expect mistakes in what I said I've already had 5 auto corrects)

[@LazAgha0305]

Here before this blows up

[@metanightmare4454]

Well to be fair, all he'd really need to do to pull that off is remember his grandson's name. Dementia is a bitch.

[@logansymmes2193]

It’s crazy how that Tapir had better manners than most Mukbang KZbinrs.

[@paisleyleo7094]

IKR.

[@lauriciaclarke5303]

SpiderZ I hate that I've never watched any of his videos but I know that you're quoting Nicacado 🥑

[@shepherddog1199]

@@lauriciaclarke5303 you'd be lucky to not even know that sorry excuse for a human. Life is unfortunate.

[@crppledizzle9374]

@@pitohui4485 cringe

[@lauriciaclarke5303]

Shepherd Dog I was blissfully unaware of his existence until the issue between him and Stephanie Soo.

[@IGrouchie]

“Just so you don’t factory reset yourself” omg that is single handedly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

[@dr.extrasaucy1463]

the fact that a tapir has better table manners than most mukbang youtubers, is pretty crazy!

[@declicitous1763]

You mean all mukbang youtubers?

[@book_roblox]

@@declicitous1763 that turtle who ate a watermelon: am I a joke to you?

[@dr.extrasaucy1463]

@@Al-tanin yeah, like who the frick wants to listen to you slurping noodles or chewing pizza for 3 hours straight

[@maomaomi5434]

@@declicitous1763 tbf Yuka Kinoshita has pretty good table manners. And only her.

[@zombusshankus9589]

You could probably just pick a drunk, babbling homeless man off the streets and he'd have better manners than a Mukbang KZbinr.

[@ShadowKa]

Life is just a real life pokémon show

[@paisleyleo7094]

Basically

[@lapislazuli9967]

@Anna ОpenVip not only does your comment say it's not edited so you didn't edit it, but also literally no one liked your comment... I'm confused as to why you had to lie about that...

[@yamligma]

@@karine3126 what the fuck

[@yamligma]

@A G N E Z just what the actual fuck

[@JilanAHmed]

@@yamligma dont worry those are bunch of useless bots

[@melanieblanks7974]

Bro, I’m depressed af but this shit makes my day & keeps me calm. Thanks man. You don’t even know you’re not only helping students but regular people too. Thanks man. I haven’t laughed in 3-4 days and I literally giggled. Thank you.

[@duolingoowl8294]

hope you're doing better now

[@SingingSealRiana]

ITS great when one can find Joy in the small Things. Hope you are doing well

[@NeoRipshaft]

Also Elephants and Orcas are pretty high contenders for "have what would be considered 'human-level intellect' if not in nonhuman bodies"

[@ВасилийБлаженов-ж9е]

They pretty far away to be honest. Orcas are like Neanderthals compared to common dolphin, the latter having probably several thousand words vocabulary, names, and self-consciousness. Elephants are far lower, probably near the dog level.

[@xplosionslite6439]

@@ВасилийБлаженов-ж9е who said orcas are thicker than dolphins?

[@ВасилийБлаженов-ж9е]

@@xplosionslite6439 well, orcas aren't studied enough and that's not because we can't catch them or feed them in the pool. They're just don't feet into human-born environment and don't behave as they would in the wild. The dolphins are feeling fine tho, communicating with humans. Maybe this isn't an evidence by itself in terms of IQ, but in terms of general consciousness it should be an indication. Well, maybe as the time goes by, I'm gonna turn out to be mistaken.

[@xplosionslite6439]

@@ВасилийБлаженов-ж9е it kinda is something we can't judge because we can't easily keep them in captivity tbh, their size and migratory lifestyle (they can go weeks hunting whales) are on a different scale to dolphins. It's like if you were kept in a bathtub, wouldn't you get dull and apparently stupid? They play with their food just like smaller dolphins play, that's a sign of intelligence. They've also never had a fatal attack on humans and keep a wide berth of human ships, ever since we first began whale hunting, almost like they're passing this knowledge down from generation to generation.

[@mr.universe7739]

@@ВасилийБлаженов-ж9е Orcas are larger dolphins and just as smart if not smarter. They are considered wolves of the see for a reason. For 1. Their cerebrum is large and have one of the largest brain to body ratio of any animal. Also there’s more grey matter per total volume in an orcas brain than that of a humans, which allows abstract thinking. More creases in their brains as well leading scientist to believe it’s more complex.

[@LaughingJokerProd]

This man the real Professor Oak, cause he's solid

[@thahirshibu5042]

i hat that i love that

[@dapperblack3509]

Orca and tiger: DPS Horse: Scout Elephant: Tank Panda: Healer/Support I think we all know that the panda is the true mvp of that team

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

Nah. Warcraft taught us Pandas are drunken masters.

[@kugicaimp192]

♡♡♡ ISN'T THE PANDA THE CHOSEN ONE? ♡♡♡

[@kugicaimp192]

♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

[@maenad1231]

Pandas would not heal or support anyone. Pandas are so lazy and stupid they can’t even support themselves enough to keep their own species alive & reproducing

[@Lollol-ty2nx]

E

[@ralliegalaxxie9034]

Honestly bless this man for not only being funny, but caring about the animals he roasts XD

[@priscillajimenez27]

And being accurate

[@Walnut-1]

The metaminodon skull looks like shrek

[@seniormoros_rose6402]

Unless it's a pelican and a koala

[@hippieduck]

So that's why Luna is a tapir! Huh, learned something new about Animal Crossing. Cool.

[@Jusoon]

"You wouldn't even have to kill the Liger, time would do it for you" That is true for literally every animal on that list and every person who has or ever will watch this video.

[@cy_torrent]

Professor Hood telling us important info before he presents us the starters and our first 10 pokeballs EDIT: Fixed spelling errors

[@hi-friend1]

LOL

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

HAHAHAHAHA I CHOOSE THE MANED WOLF LOL

[@fbichan9418]

I'm choosing the vaquita because water

[@totallynoteverything1.]

and a gun

[@SupersuMC]

Well, I guess that leaves me with the tapir.

[@justaguyonyoutube9360]

I need this guy to narrate for national geographic

[@swaythekid]

yes

[@paisleyleo7094]

Doesn’t everybody

[@blazeingplanet566]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[@lapislazuli9967]

@@blazeingplanet566 I clicked read all because I thought you were going to throw a random"NO" in there just to fuck with us

[@nizitamaruvaka2294]

They really do need to get someone that sounds like they enjoy their job.

[@Allsfairinloveandwarr]

I absolutely love this guy! He makes my crappy days so much better.

[@Damascene_]

this man saves me from being bored literally every time im dry on content, amazing

[@lbbar1940]

This guy can show me a highly distorted image of a fish and tell it's a cat. And I would believe him

[@jaschabull2365]

I mean it can be argued that a cat, as with just about any vertebrate, is a highly distorted fish.

[@micahbeeson9190]

Thank you for sharing the petitions! It's important to take real action after awareness has been spread!

[@lemonit8958]

Bruh, I feel so bad for the Vaquita. It's so adorable! Also, how is this man single? You'll have a young, American, David Attenborough in your life

[@pug5760]

*in bed* “What that mouth do” “The Oreo Dolphin will pack out a seal in under 5 seconds”

[@lemonit8958]

@@pug5760 lmaoo

[@Thegamebeater]

I'm so glad he is talking about creatures like the vaquita. He has such a huge unfluence and do help alot

[@marraaaa]

I feel like even if some teenage girl viewers crush on him they still don’t pass cuz he’s like 10 yrs older than most of them (sorry if my english is bad)

[@Lazyspaceout]

Unfortunately if 10 are left, then they are beyond saving, reason y is being they would then have to inbreed and eventually go sterile.

[@kawaiipueen632]

I've always wanted a Pokemon but i didn't know the real life versions would be this dangerous

[@J.A.huscher]

@UCRei7o82A4j-9sH1Dsz6fOg shut the fuck up no one likes you

[@randomyoutubeuser3922]

@UCRei7o82A4j-9sH1Dsz6fOg pls disappear

[@sobeksuwek]

Pokemon is always dangerous

[@ScionStorm1]

The newly revealed Hisuian Zoroark dex entry: "And the illusions that Baneful Fox Pokémon projects have expressions of such utter malice toward every last thing upon this world that those who see them are said to be driven mad by the terror."

[@sagitsgem]

i dont know why i’m laughing harder with the “gelato monkeys” joke 🤣…i give credit where credit is due. if you are single from having humor, it just means other single people will not make it from being too serious. Continue being you and keep the factual jokes coming 👍

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

That panda looks like the type to go "ggez" for having four beasts on the team and it getting carried.

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

Me irl

[@kugicaimp192]

♡♡♡ ISN'T THE PANDA THE CHOSEN ONE? ♡♡♡

[@kugicaimp192]

♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

[@alexcodexxthekinereader1212]

@@kugicaimp192 you okey?

[@ClawManV3]

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

[@NadoTheJo]

Sometimes I wonder how he comes up with these creative ways to say something that would normally be completely uninteresting but in this case gets you wanting much more of it.

[@lucidstudious750]

This is one of the best channels out there. This man managed to unite people of all kinds to learn biology, which every school has failed to do ever 😂😂

[@Itsssss_eli]

When we need him the most, the legend returned Edit: thanks y’all for the likes appreciate y’all

[@mrmemer4193]

It’s been 1 week

[@StarTreez]

Shut upppp

[@silashurd3597]

I know right?!

[@swaythekid]

yes

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

@@concretekettle1958 You poor soul

[@finnlaomeepol6977]

This guy can talk for three hours and not lose his breath

[@jasongoad2536]

My new favorite KZbin channel, no lie ! This dude has the gift of gab and his verbiage is next level as well as his humor! 100% bomb ass shit

[@CANON555]

I feel like the panda in team 4 would be there for moral support, just chilling in the back while one of the others comes down to hear that they can take down whoever they up against!!

[@BlissfulBluebell]

So about the mythical beast like tapirs: in Japan they're called Baku. Legend has it that after the gods finished creating all the other animals, they used the leftovers to create the Baku, a chimera of sorts (all I remember is elephant head sry). Despite it's monstrous appearance, it's actually considered a holy beast that's still popular today. They're loosely based off an old Chinese legend (cus China was the hot chick of the ancient world) where they ward off disease and evil spirits. However, the eating of bad dreams is exclusive to the Japanese Baku which they're best known for today. Interestingly enough, experts can't confirm which came first, the myth or the tapir. Some say it's a coincidence they look similar while others say travelers may have seen tapirs (but can't draw from memory apparently 😂). That said, the term Baku is now used to describe both the beast and the tapir.

[@kakahass8845]

What is the Kanji for "Baku"?

[@BlissfulBluebell]

@@kakahass8845 kanji is 獏. It's very common to see it embroidered on pillows especially for children.

[@kakahass8845]

@@BlissfulBluebell Very cool Kanji I want a pillow with that Kanji on it now ツ

[@Dash101]

That's actually the best explanation yet for why the Tapir is even a thing

[@BrideofLoki]

Wait... is that why Drowsee knows Dream Eater and looks like a tapir???!!

[@caligulasAquarius]

Vaquitas look cute, with their lil smiles and dot eyes simple and friendly design. Their to pure for this world

[@OKingSizeTv]

Maned wolves are pretty cool. The roam the brazilian Cerrado with has a lot of tall grass, so they have those long legs to generally keep above it.

[@baldroinnsson783]

Aguara guazu!

[@agentboi4794]

They don't call him a walking pokédex for nothing

[@yamligma]

@@pitohui4485 pls stop spamming

[@agentboi4794]

@@pitohui4485 no

[@rebeccapriest3366]

Thank you so much for all your hard work and dedication 🙃

[@michaeldimare3786]

This guy really times his jokes and the pics behind him well. Everything flows together. Outside of the occasional brand channel, I haven’t seen an animal fact deliver whit chops like this. And he wants to save the vaquita, so y’know, automatic sub just for that. Those little Baja bananas need help ASAP otherwise they’ll be Low Diffed

[@Mernom]

Try Zefrank and TierZoo.

[@a.m.m.4592]

"Here's ASMR you didn't know you needed." Bruh broke me down 😭😭😭

[@mikedabeast360]

Very intellectual & funny roasting, while still having respect for all these animals. Keep the great content coming man.

[@ragg232]

Didn't realize squids had a radula. It's like a more scary ass version of a cat's tongue.

[@al145]

Like the beak wasn't bad enough, I didn't know that either, good lord

[@TheNapster153]

It's counter-balanced by the thought of everything tasting like sand paper to it lest it decides that suicide was badass today.

[@Tokuijin]

Only in terms of looks.

[@ragg232]

@@Tokuijin Well, yeah. I realize that. That’s why I said it.

[@ragg232]

@person person Uh... Yeah, I know. That's actually where I first learned about what a radula even is.

[@myatthu7165]

As for last animal draft,somebody put Elephant,tiger.orca and a stallion in a single team and really thought "yup.it's balanced" huh.They might thought panda will be an enough set back not realizing that that mf can be ferocious when push come to shove and actually has as high stats as a black bear.

[@toomanyblocks8448]

The elephant and the orca are enough

[@demi-femme4821]

Pandas suck at living, but they can throw hands.

[@mikethepunk3209]

Kung fu panda

[@killdozer7792]

A panda can easily crunch through bamboo like it's nothing. He could bite off your whole arm if he wanted to. Plus he can just commando roll out of the way of danger. The only major weakpoint is that the panda sucks at keeping itself alive...but that's what the elephant, horse, tiger and orca are there for.

[@g8tr80]

Obviously team 4 is the best but I’m thinking team 2 underrated. The Komodo dragon is the only animal out of all those teams with a poisonous attack. So for the animals that are gonna cause the most problems (like an orca) just sacrifice a Komodo for that one bite to poison it and boom that’s probably the orca gone.

[@elmoman4404]

1:57 “hello there, I have come here to talk about your cars extended warranty”

[@sadaderlangga17]

The Panda in team 4 is basically the "little brother" of the whole "family"

[@kugicaimp192]

♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

[@kugicaimp192]

♡♡♡ ISN'T THE PANDA THE CHOSEN ONE? ♡♡♡

[@christiancinnabars1402]

That animal draft really gave team 4 an orca and an elephant, then turned around and gave team 5(which was 100% constructed after team 4) a bullfrog.

[@mr.e3247]

@@pitohui4485 This is not the place for you to be selling your lady parts!!

[@magic2546]

I guess they were admitting defeat.

[@TheRandomWolf]

Team 4 could just have elephants and still win, or even just the 4 orcas

[@jasonjohnson7925]

I totally forgot about NBA basketball because of this guy... educational and funny as hell... keep up the great work 👍🏼

[@bbypink9844]

VAQUITAS ARE SO CUTE WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!!! Also I absolutely died when that girl came on screen for like a second before you were like, “nah, just me” 😂 never been less disappointed!

[@Saltylady662]

This dude could talk about paint drying and make it interesting.

[@KennaQueenOfTheBlaze]

Dude watching you explain things makes my day lol. I swear you’re my spirit animal

[@maripaws]

make him the next pokémon professor, Gamefreak. He'd probably even know what Mew is all about.

[@magic2546]

If only.

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

Fr

[@jessragan6714]

I did not know a squid had a doughnut shaped brain with a stomach running through it. What possible advantage would that offer you in the wild? Hydrodynamics?

[@gamincaimin9954]

At least their retinas arn't backwards like ours

[@chaotixthefox]

He literally said it: faster processing of visual stimuli since their eyes are on opposite sides of their head.

[@gamelard1963]

if you karate chop it between the eyes you kill it. lol

[@IllustriousCrocoduck]

Keep in mind evolution doesn't always select traits that are beneficial. Just the ones that don't end you. A lot slios through that's just... meh. To put it too simply.

[@pepperkelleher3594]

I really like how he said exactly what I was thinking about teams 4 and 3. Perfectly in sync

[@crawlskank]

I’ve actually heard of maned wolves. I really like studying them a lot, since it’s interesting their there own species, and nothing else is the same species as the maned wolf.

[@beansandbandaids8667]

*they're *their own species

[@crawlskank]

@@beansandbandaids8667 You don’t gotta correct me- It’s just a simple grammar mistake.

[@Mika-me3og]

Stop the 🧢 you’ve heard of the maned wolf on that show that Dora's cousin had

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

@@Mika-me3og we can’t just stop the hat factory because of a animal

[@Mika-me3og]

@@ProfessionalBugLover yes that would be ridiculous

[@blindjimmyblaze1655]

This guy needs a tv show. He could be a Bill Nye for the 2020s!

[@noahhirsch593]

We need to make a petition immediately get this dude a gig with netflix

[@dericho7021]

7:24 if you think about it, it’s basically what we do. We chew our food so that it’s small enough to swallow so we don’t choke

[@YSO992]

Me at the Gecko: that thing's gotta be some Australian bullshit. Casual Geographic: Some things have Australia tattooed all over it. Me: That's what I'm saying. Lmao

[@Matthew-kh5zw]

Exactly team 4 going all the way! But honestly the pandas gonna be mostly watching and providing emotional support. 😂 unless someone touches their bamboo.

[@EntropyMusicOfficial]

I'd definitely say team 4 wins, but I'm still wondering what would happen tiger vs polar bear... Tbh I think the polar bear just slaps, don't think the tiger can do much

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

@@EntropyMusicOfficial elephant is big enough

[@AvaTheFaeva]

HOW HAVE I NOT FOUND YOUR CHANNEL UNTIL NOW??? YOU'RE FUNNY AS HELL AND I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER FROM ALL YOUR CASUAL LITTLE SMOOTH ASS JOKES OMFG I LOVE IT XD

[@gavinwebber3337]

“To run faze with each other in the evolutionary arms race for female validation” Too true.

[@casbot71]

Since you're doing prehistoric animals you should look at Australia's megafuna, some of which coexisted with First Australians … you thought the stuff we have now was crazy! And props to the Aboriginals for living in the vicinity of these critters and possibly wiping them out, either through overhunting or using fire hunting and setting giant fires every season which changed the environment - and incidentally being the first known case of _"burn it, burn it with fire",_ a perfectly normal reaction upon seeing Australian wildlife. Some of the highlights; 2 metre tall carnivorous kangaroos, a 3 tonne Wombat, giant land going crocodiles, a tree dwelling marsupial lion, and my personal favorites; A giant terror bird over 2.5 metres tall called _"the Demon Duck of Doom"_ and a giant snake from the unique family Monty pythonoidis … aka the Monty Python. Australian paleontology only really took off after the invention of the Esky (Australian for beer cooler).🍻

[@maximaldinotrap]

Prehistoric humans were a force of nature. We somehow managed to be natures fuck you for a good while.

[@HaloisTight]

Don't forget the car-sized komodo dragons that was Megalania.

[@TalenkauenTV]

Pretty sure there isn't an extinct Australian snake named after Monty Python. Do you perhaps mean Wonambi naracoortensis, the Rainbow Serpent?

[@TheCucuyo9779]

@@maximaldinotrapman, I hope he sees this. 🙏

[@al145]

@@TalenkauenTV I think he was making a joke with that one

[@rin169]

1:01 I live in Belize, and in my area you don't see them often, but it wouldn't be strange for them to roam on the street side. They are known as Mountain Cows or Tapirs in Belize, and are commonly found in Belize (district). So yeah but wanted to give a little uh thingy. Edit: I realized some people might not know how to pronounce tapir. It is pronounced tap - as in like tap water, and ir as in ir. I really don't know what to tell you for that one, but yeah you can pronounce it which ever way you want i don't think it bothers people, but i just wanted to give the pronunciation we use here in Belize. :D

[@edbecka233]

"tap-EAR".

[@kristiannicholson5893]

Regarding the teams: It was a draft meaning each team chose one animal at a time and somehow the Orca wasn't taken first. First overall draft pick went to dogs? Team 1 was trying to lose legit

[@MrNerd-un6kz]

Elephant was one of the last picks

[@cursedalmondcookie5880]

WHOS THAT POKEMON! Him: A dolphins! I had to be a- IT CLEFAIRY Him: Oh Thank God

[@annuitcptis1447]

In my opinion clefairy are the most scary Pokémon ever. They are capable of building rocketships to get off the earth, I wonder if they ever decide if they can’t escape earth, why not build nuclear bombs and blow it to shreds?

[@gyounce1]

This channel is an absolute gem. Nicely done.

[@zavodila9279]

At this point, any animal with an Australian area code gets immediate distrust from me

[@Scr4mbledM3ggs]

Ngl I would love to see this guy rewrite the entire Pokédex…

[@pug5760]

Him: *you dare challenge me mortal*

[@magic2546]

That would be awesome.

[@Artceps]

1:29 as a belizean this made me incredibly happy, thanks for recognizing we exist :'D

[@princeapoopoo5787]

The Pokemon Munna and Musharna are also based on the tapir (and by extension the baku), but unlike Drowzee, they won't haunt your dreams.

[@Cure_Hana]

Adding on to references in Nintendo games, Luna from Animal Crossing (specifically New Leaf and New Horizons) runs a Dream service that allows you to subconsciously visit towns built by other players.

[@Arkyuu]

"Some things just have Australian tattooed all over it" Cracked me up so much haha!

[@karefree_3301]

You bring hope to humanity, due to the shortage of one's attention span. All are able to learn. Thanks. Much appreciated 👍

[@rl9217]

Maned Wolf: “So can I be a canine? Like a Wolf but with a prettier, more elegant look?” Evolution: “Of course, fox on stilts it is!” Maned Wolf: “…wait how-“ Evolution: “And of course your piss will smell like weed” Maned Wolf: “But-“ Evolution: “I HAVE SPOKEN!!”

[@marraaaa]

Weed-smelling piss is quite a good cover, if you’re smoking in a country where weed is illegal you can just tell the cops that it’s your piss and if they don’t believe it they finna find it out the hard way

[@tazylab6233]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@go-at7783]

LMFAO

[@Temerityofficial21201]

666th LIKE

[@someguynamedsteve203]

Evolution:I forgot to metion your vegan two

[@ECjj33]

“The worlds scariest vegan, a gelada baboon” Vegan teacher: hold my vegan beer

[@Lord_Numpty]

I honestly thought those creatures fell under 'annoying'.

[@0Adnin]

Hell ya. as soon as I saw Orca, Tiger and Elephant in Team 4. I was I am locking that shit.

[@darellarocho5729]

YO! We need more Animal Drafts, that section was fucking hilarious and super interesting!

[@KHfan0011]

EY! THE TAPIR!! Thanks for honouring my country's national animal

[@karencawthorn3173]

You never cease to awake me with your info. Thank you for sharing the knowledge.

[@ablahday2558]

Why would anyone dislike this ? This man does good work and is entertaining us and giving us all knowledge we didn't know we needed.

[@Dark_Harmony]

LMAO!!! Your wordplay is freaking hilarious!!!! Every school needs a Biology teacher like you.

[@johnredbeard5074]

My man! You bring me Joy when I am down in the dumps! Thank you.

[@alanetchetto8908]

As an argentinian im happy to finally recognize the animal of the video before he mention it. The Aguará guazú (or maned wolf as you people call them) are really beautiful animals.

[@fabiomorandi3585]

The panda's actually one of the few species we can safely say we had no hand in decimating. When the Chinese started making fields out of bamboo forests, pandas had already had a foot in the grave since the end of the last glacial period, whereas before then they had been about as common in China as brown bears in pre-colonial North America, thanks to having evolved to exclusively eat the one thing a now extinct orangutan on steroids wouldn't touch if he had any other option.

[@strawberrymumilk3543]

1:24 where I'm from there is a lot of this animal but we call them Dantas and fun fact- they love to get drunk, specially at pool bars

[@CommanderViviax]

Vaquitas are so cute! They're much more deserving of attention than dolphins. Porpoises are more deserving of help in general. I hope they can save them.

[@jabronjunklove760]

Everybody needs a porpoise in life.

[@jabronjunklove760]

Everybody needs a porpoise in life.

[@Rarest26]

I guess Oreo bear can distract the grizzly while it’s teammates murder the rest of team 3. That sounds about right.

[@owlface5023]

6:25 “You took everything from me.” Humanity: “I don’t even know who you are..”

[@katlehosejake8192]

Everytime he calls a Hippo "The Homicide Horse" I swear my soul leaves my body for a minute. 🤣🤣🤣

[@stratometal]

I love your videos. Being bedridden for a few days and seeing this pop up in my feed made me feel 10x much better!

[@js-pb2kf]

Get well soon!

[@stratometal]

@@js-pb2kf thx!

[@doteth6603]

You automatically have the best channel I've seen maybe 20+ videos and you don't have any dislikes on your video. Keep the videos coming.

[@Kitsune-ur6vz]

Man am I glad the day I found this channel. This guy makes learning about animals fun and comical.