Mobile Game Ads Scare Me

This is the greatest mobile advertising of All Time
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[@spencerclark94]

The Mafia Boss ads get me every time. Starting as a Level 1 crook then immediately take down a level 30 mob boss, take his money and his girl and the mob boss just starts crying. Truly groundbreaking material here.

[@captainvimes6079]

nobody want

[@The_White]

You know why? Cus that's how Mafia works

[@aethlred7380]

@@The_White I forgot about the story where AL Capone was assassinated by a alcohol smuggler.

[@thebestkurootetsuro3460]

@Spencer Clark That's how mafia works

[@AiPresident.]

penguinz0 dad went to get milk and never came back because my videos are better🤣

[@STBill]

Maybe its awkward because the devs are aliens studying and trying to understand human behavior.

[@arsena5209]

Kurtis Conner? is that you?

[@JustAnObody812]

No, they're AI.

[@berniesanders5419]

OMG 😮😳😶 U might be on to something there chief

[@throbbingfellow1136]

That’s kind of fucked up, they’re called Chinese people, dude.

[@arsena5209]

@@JustAnObody812 I think you missed the joke

[@RastaFudge]

“She farted then became a zombie!” Talk about silent but deadly.

[@_thedarkmatter_]

LMAO underrated comment

[@lightningjet9444]

This needs more likes

[@bobrbw]

😒

[@crownedginger4082]

Silent but undeadly

[@orionbarnes1733]

Silent Hill but deadly

[@Atriox9446]

2010 - "Had the best Games and Best adds." 2022 - "Went limp with stupid juice and fart fetishes."

[@KindaStupid.]

Weird how 12 years made it into what it is.

[@lemonywater2979]

What were the best mobile games in 2010?

[@boxeswithfoxes]

@@lemonywater2979 well not exactly 2010 but.... Candy crush saga Subway surfers Fruit ninja Etc

[@lemonywater2979]

@@boxeswithfoxes true, those were actually fun

[@Dielit305]

@@lemonywater2979 it’s still some of the best but I think he meant “the best games on mobile yet”

[@MinusLifeTV]

Mobile ads are so ridiculously versatile. One day it's just gameplay, another day it's softcore hentai, other days it's just an entire 8 episode season of randomness and chaos.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!.

[@masterclass3941]

bots

[@shadowbolt2910]

lmaooooo for real

[@user-10021]

Well it’s been known for a while now that a lot of these are completely made by AI. Makes a lot of sense actually

[@kithalie]

Are you talking about genshin? Lmao

[@OmniPieTV]

My favorite ads are those ones where a woman playing the game finds out you have a high level in the game and reacts like they want you to just go down on them immediately, then a jealous dude nearby asks, “how did you do it?” Then the guy just gives a full on guide on how to play the game.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!😑

[@unsupportive]

@UCCHdqtQY3vZ7K32iolNuQlQ wow. That name is crazy

[@raihansorkar4324]

Loved it

[@stansman5461]

Or the one where she leaves her man for some other guy who has "5 million power!!"

[@Sorrelhas]

And then they describe a game that actually sounds fun and interesting, and is nowhere close to how the actual game is

[@Squashua2727]

Please make this an ongoing series. You've barely scratched the surface of bad mobile ads.

[@AJayAnswersYou]

W

[@chraosta]

Fr

[@butthead7629]

4:10 Bruh the way he tells it...💀

[@fusioncrutch]

Cop: “You are being arrested for stealing” Person: “I have a level 5 Brutus” Cop: “I apologise, I didn’t know. You will be set free without consequence”

[@DodongoManoof]

LOLLLLLL!!°°°°

[@CriticalThinker78]

That's how it works in Los Angeles and california as a whole 🤣🤣

[@turnermarius4471]

I am lvl 40 on Mafia city, omg u are not only free, but i want you in my clan.

[@homiepat5469]

I have 5,000,000 power, BOW TO ME

[@Adiuva1]

Not even any stars yet?

[@sxbmissive]

I laughed uncontrollably when the guy opened the gate for her and she blasted him in the head

[@codebreaker2814]

I don't understand I've played this game and the ad has nothing to do with the game. The game is actually pretty fun and addictive although every one that I played with was 30 to 50 years old

[@punu3675]

lmfao fr

[@TheHunt99]

Sun Tzu: Art of War - paragraph 16: "Dont be a fucking simp" (probably)

[@asoriginalasitgets9148]

I read this as soon as it happened 😂

[@Mindwipe96]

@@codebreaker2814 Do you like anime? If you play mobile games, and like anime waifus, Azur Lane is the one mobile game I legitimately recommend to anyone. Not just as a good mobile game, but to me it's genuinely a good game in general.

[@clarkcampbell979]

5:29 I love that this implies the woman was going through security with a silenced pistol

[@micha8701]

0:44 +15 social creddit score

[@purple6705]

[phone] social credit

[@Danymok]

As Benjamin Franklin once said, "nothing is certain except death, taxes, and mobile ads being painful cringe"

[@user_hellothere]

Ah yes, the Gettysburg address

[@tyguy8592]

Amogus

[@christophergarcia8949]

He didn’t say that you liar!

[@gopnikinadidas6333]

@@christophergarcia8949 he did, i was there.

[@Loser4ever69]

And level 1 crook

[@Lozoot2]

I want someone to find the person responsible for animating this garbage and interview them

[@clampchamp1822]

And the person that animated this gonna be held gunpoint by an alien during the interview

[@ashtonarmstrong9778]

I need

[@fanoncharathewolf]

@Brutus Send them some good ol' nukes :)

[@evolicious]

Some poor overworked animator in China working for $5

[@adog8811]

Arrest*

[@marinefart9082]

Whoever actually sits through these ads deserves my respect 😤

[@Ciaramae7]

Thank you

[@chad_of_the_Tsg]

One must be the most unstoppable being in the universe, having to endure so much pain

[@Dash64_png]

This is actually a genius advertising scheme. It worked so effectively that they got even more free advertising

[@alissacheck4194]

I was part of "The actual game" dev group, where a guy got so pissed that the ads of mobile games were so misleading, that he made the game they were advertising but not offering. It was wild, what spite can do to people.

[@rayres1074]

Amazing. Thank you for your service

[@rayres1074]

What game is it, and how can I find it?

[@alissacheck4194]

@@rayres1074 It's literally called "The Actual Game"

[@alissacheck4194]

And I need to clarify, I wasn't a developer, I was part of the development group, a community where we all pitched ideas for the games, beta tested it, and sent the actual developer screenshots of the misleading ads to add those levels to his game. I realized how I worded that was poorly.

[@Robo-xk4jm]

@@alissacheck4194 i remember hearing about that game a number of weeks ago cool that someone decided to make 1 especially after memes (and the ads themselves) around mafia city, lilys garden, and raid shadow legends reached the levels of popularity that they did. side note originally thought u were saying you were a developer for that game that was made in spite by another developer of one of the many mobile games with AI marketing teams but obviously not lol still cool that you helped with it though

[@aomikeyy3287]

This genre needs a name. There’s a large group of these mobile games that have almost identical ads with the same sound effects

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!😑

[@Dagg3r559]

@Paracxsm literally every single damn comment, I’m so tired of these😫

[@Runk3lsmcdougal]

Assmobile

[@Zeni682]

The genre name is called Shitty Mobile Games

[@PinkIceCreamTruck]

call it False Advertisement

[@stonkykong6192]

0:58 it feels like a fever dream

[@rtx-kk2xq]

I spaced out during the video cause I was eating and I tried to skip the ad he showed at 3:25 lmao

[@razzysounds8748]

epic

[@ryumaster4774]

Pog

[@tacobellhero5876]

That just proves how bad the ad is

[@tineyguy80]

bruh

[@moodymegg724]

Charlie should create his own ad for this channel, he has so many good examples now

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!.

[@personexistingnot]

Good examples indeed.

[@oshkiv4684]

why are the bots so bad on Charlie's videos? I never see this amount of spam on other channels

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

An Ad with Charlies voice would honestly be more entertaining than any ad right now

[@crisperstorm]

Danny Gonzalez and Critikal collab

[@J_Clean_1996]

The ads that drive me crazy are the ones where they're showing you gameplay and purposefully doing everything wrong.

[@k6592]

I hate those with a passion.

[@Honeybadger10110]

@@k6592 indeed me too

[@theminionoftheshelllord9259]

They’re designed to make you go ‘that’s so wrong, I can do better’ hoping you’ll download the game to try and prove it, the worst part is is that it works - I almost fall for it every time

[@Bronzos]

Evony: The King's Return, Hero Wars, and Puzzles & Survival are blatant examples of this. LOL.

[@mayateeemm5728]

@@Bronzos I always get evony ads all the time, now they have some random dude lip-syncing audio while 100 puzzles play in the bg

[@snoodlesofnoodles4927]

Some of the newer ads seem sped up, almost as if they're trying to work through some legal loophole

[@Byeahman]

It baffles me how he can just throw the shadow realm into any conversation

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I'm surprised Charlie didn't also bring up the strange obsessions of mobile game ads with cheating and relationship affairs.

[@alyzeaaa]

Omg!! My boyfriend is cheating on me! Do i.. > yell at him > join them

[@totallynot572]

@@alyzeaaa this sums up mobile ads pretty well, but you forgot "cheat on him as revange"

[@minglifeng2862]

All media, including TV and movies, are obsessed with cheating and relationship affairs

[@ChaosInsurgentEvelyn]

Let's not even start about kiss of war ads

[@legendarytomatobird2816]

@@alyzeaaa yeah, that's pretty accurate. But this doesn't highlight the ones that just steal footage from PC games, where you can see the mouse cursor.

[@GNackers53]

I believe that Lilly's Garden is one of the worst offenders of this tactic. Its like watching a 5-30 second soap opera, with the game just thrown in for extra entertainment.

[@UP51L]

Gotta respect Lilly’s Garden for the little dramas turning into it’s own side series. Then you have Matchington Manor or Homescapes showing gameplay they were obligated to add in after getting hit with laws that end up only being little cutaways after every.. idk 10-20 levels of matching levels?

[@_peepee_]

honestly lilys garden at least has some effort put into it. the ads charlie is talking about make absolutely no sense and look like they were made with animation equipment from 2005

[@triadwarfare]

@@_peepee_ they're probably using Source Filmmaker or something older.

[@callofabyss]

@@UP51L Same I actually liked Lilly's Garden's series of ads unironically because they were so dumb in a good way

[@sofiavelasco8177]

I know, I have such a problem with the adds, becose I actually already had the game downloaded, and for the most part injoyed it, but those adds just fucking bug me so much that it makes me just want to delete the game

[@QueenBee-bi9gf]

Dude, I’m so stoned, I kept trying to hit the “Skip Ad” on the screen.

[@noneofyourbusiness6684]

Bruh, Charlie I was seriously trying to skip the fckn ad @ 2:26 lmao

[@benfisher9968]

The people who made Evony: The King’s Return need to be held for crimes against humanity. Seeing their ads drives me one step closer to insanity every time.

[@mcfarvo]

Have you seen the new evony ad where it's some dude with horribly dubbed audio talking about how he finally found the game with those stupid simple golden pin puzzles with lava and treasure and water and some monster and/or a damsel in distress? It's some truly splendid bull poop

[@erenyeager8486]

@@mcfarvo omg yes the over dub is so bad 😂😂

[@GokuOffersYouAPotara]

Infinity Kingdom ads are almost as bad.

[@benfisher9968]

@@mcfarvo "damn I lost my treasure". Its so infuriating how they purposely fail the puzzles too 🤣

[@terrysanders5109]

Ive reported their ads 20 times to no avail, only to get a brand new ad featuring that creepy dude who’s dubbed over

[@dr_skipwith]

As someone with a crippling Hill Climb Racing 2 addiction, I can confidently say the death grunts in the Evony ads are the best piece of media to ever be recorded in advertising history.

[@Jamal-ed6ch]

i miss hill climb racing im gonna play that now

[@sinix_6785]

wassup i been watching your vids for a while

[@cocolahoff4292]

The “NO NO NO” simultaneously irks and amuses me

[@starry1668]

damn didnt expect to see u here

[@hentaifansandpfpusermustdi7021]

Eyyy fellow skater

[@fortnitesexman]

6:53 "my girlfriend's farts turned her into a zombie!"

[@RastaFudge]

Talk about silent but deadly

[@Focilift]

@@RastaFudge why

[@Massive_Manchild]

This man is so entertaining that he literally got us to watch mobile game ads for fun

[@Vaennylla]

These ads literally feel like watching a dream. An actual dream. Not really a fever dream, just a dream in general.

[@NetBattler]

Clayton ruff huff

[@ictogon]

not enough random people I barely know being important plot characters, 0/10

[@punu3675]

yeah

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Honestly, I have dreams 10x weirder than this

[@beamed66]

@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah wtf dreams do you have

[@jamesheffley267]

The ads for the game where they degrade each other for not having enough “power” is my favorite if you have the least power your girlfriend will be gone you will pay for everyone’s dinner and you will be the first fired from the job site

[@davidthecommenter]

what??? you have only 4 kadrillion power instead of 4 kadrillion and ONE power?? you don't even deserve life!!

[@AiPresident.]

penguinz0 dad went to get milk and never came back because my videos are better🤣

[@WarriorOfTheLostLand]

Cuckery

[@Alex-co7cq]

Not to mention the bouncers not letting you into clubs and restaurants or dads not letting you date their daughters because of their low power.

[@cosmicsonata7307]

Spoken like a true low power peasant. My life is AWESOME because I chose the Mongolian race to get raiding bonus plus I fast tracked my empire by rerolling for Juggernaut perk V3. Basically, I'm swimming in so much booty, it's criminal.

[@SpaceMissile]

3:16 - "it's always just so profoundly stupid that I can't help but think about it." well then the marketing clearly worked (to some degree). it's like jack sparrow being the worst pirate i've ever heard of. "ah but you have heard of me!"

[@simpleanimations2726]

“This is how it feels to chew 5 gum” had me dead 💀

[@jedi8559]

Love how I instinctively started pressing the “skip ad” button every time Charlie played something

[@nocturnalpie]

@@TolIeRoadHilIsboroOhio no need to tell us you're in your own videos bro

[@keith_24]

@@nocturnalpie damn you just killed the guy

[@abeerzeeshan9136]

@@keith_24 you can someone that had no life to begin with.

[@chocomelo454]

@@TolIeRoadHilIsboroOhio ok and? You just did some edit on it.

[@HowToChangeName]

Just click report ads, you served your part as lawful user

[@rodneymunch3412]

Finally someone is talking about this I feel like I’m the only person who’s noticed how much worse and worse the ads get

[@thatoneguy1553]

Yes all hail Charlie

[@omarabaziz9048]

Game theory has a video on it as well I think

[@jahjarbinks1091]

Yes out of the hundreds of millions of users you were the only one to have seen them and noticed they are weird

[@itsjustdina12]

The ads shown here, although misleading, but they're just harmless and goofy. I wish Charlie or someone would talk about this one game (or maybe multiple but I've only seen one) that keeps making ads about sexually harassing women! It's just a freaking puzzle game and one ad of theirs even has a cliffhanger of a almost r*pe situation. It truly gets my blood boiling. I try to report the game every time one of their ads pop up to me, and luckily their ads stopped appearing to me. But I just can't forget them and I don't understand what kind of sexual predators was the game trying to cater to.

[@IBoostPeopleByCommenting]

Wdym? Someone named Pyrocinical made a video like this like years ago.

[@FollowerofDuck]

and the lilys garden ads are literally a whole movie split up into multiple ads

[@JoshuaSmith-gi2wc]

So used to these ads, that when you showed the 2nd one I thought it was an actual one on my screen

[@ToadTWE]

I feel like mobile game ads should fall under false advertisement, as more times than not the ad ends up not being the actual gameplay

[@co2_os]

It's so awful, not to mention extremely suggestive ads that are clearly targeting children. Imagine if these ads aired on nickelodeon or something lol.

[@ruikaeni.5271]

Problem is tho that 9 times out of 10 the feature mobile game in said ads are free to play so legally speaking nobody can really get them for that

[@SCISZORZ_6sic6]

Yes, there’s one ad I always get about escaping from a prison with zombies and the actual game is some birds eye view base building game. So lame

[@jackmehoff5541]

The Mafia City ads always look so good, but i heard the game itself is horribly bad. If it was like the ad i would most definitely play it.

[@Sheamcdonnell]

i'd honestly try some games if they were like the ads

[@blootwo385]

Joke's on you Charlie, they intentionally made the ads so bizarre that they would get your attention and warrant a video. Now they've got an even bigger audience, checkmate.

[@potatoch1ps]

THEY HAVE BAMBOOZLED US

[@loftboft7189]

Checkmate

[@carnivalwilson1978]

Checkmate

[@tyguy8592]

Davie504 checkmate

[@CamDaCrusaderr]

@@tyguy8592 checkmate

[@hobocaust3002]

I want to see you do another compilation of these, there is so much gold out there!

[@Mywifeleftme3]

1:50 help

[@justarandompan3021]

They’re always either so low-quality you’d think they came from r/dankmemes, or so incredibly sexually explicit that it’s hard to believe they’re legal

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!.

[@Shooottta]

@@MbitaChizi ok

[@Scardyguyy]

I'd be lying if I said some of these ads don't get me invested in the lore of their universe. Like how did this man end up trapped in between a spike trap and lava? I need to know.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!😑

[@Miftahul_786]

and then he goes “Yes!” and then then all his gold goes down into lava and the guy gets mauled by some bear looking ass with an axe

[@tobiasfunke1031]

@@MbitaChizi I feel bad for the person that started all of this knowing how overused it has become by even KZbin bots.

[@ULTRAVISTA.]

What's your favorite Slow Rush song? Don't fucking bullshit me me. Gimme top 3 at least

[@tai3531]

@@ULTRAVISTA. i knew i recognized that pfp from one of Tame Impala's album cover art

[@jakewalker6938]

As I go to watch this I get 2 of the chillest/professional non-beggy bullsh^% ads I’ve ever seen in a very long time (kards, cat soup **cats making soup**)

[@leafyismyfuckingdaddyhailt6463]

I commonly ask myself “what tf did i just watch” but this time I don’t even have to ask because there is no good answer for whatever the hell these ads are.

[@dhivydhimanth1960]

It's wild how these ads are so disconnected from what the actual game's gameplay even entails. I understand that these games are nowhere mainstream enough to warrant a discussion around them, but the amount of ads for games where the ads are just not even connected to the gameplay is becoming a little too much now. Hopefully a discussion does start around them to an extent where they investigate it and rule it to be false advertising because that's what it is

[@shamstam]

Agreed, the ads are trash, the games are worse, and nothing makes sense

[@trla6505]

Even reletilvly (can't write) good games have fall into this kind of adds

[@thatmomentwhenbottomtext5016]

The fake ads aren’t just a little too much but way too much

[@zo1592]

now i'm getting ads that the guy says: don't you hate it when you can't find the game in the ad, well i found it!

[@KitchouaTembo]

My hypothesis is that all these ads are tailored to make you angry at it, where you witness a bad decision takenby the narrator just so you will "go and show them how it works". Or they hope you will want to see what happens. You find out the game is nothing like the ad, but at least you're already there, you just might play it...

[@unkemptmage]

It's like they're actively trying to cater to people that have been lobotomized

[@disher_]

😭😭

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!.

[@Ocelotmaniac]

You’re a Kennedy so I think you’d know

[@pirilon78]

They've realised that targeting stupid people will get them the money dumping machines they want

[@rouxman212]

@𝕎𝔸𝕋ℂℍ 𝕄𝕐 𝕍𝕀𝔻𝔼𝕆𝕊 ℕ𝕀𝔾𝔾𝔼ℝ𝕊 no video of video that will put me on fbi watchlist >:(((((((((((

[@HyruleJedi]

Little does this innocent man know, he will be sponsored by state of survival

[@VAMPIMPZ]

the flying gorilla ads are top notch humor tbh

[@HorrorWorldx]

conspiracy theory: *mobile ads are so bad that KZbin will keep spooning you the terrible advertisements until you buy KZbin premium.*

[@wildfirefox1]

Or you continue to press the "dont show me this ad" until the only ads they have left are the fucking weird, bottom of the barrel ones lol

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

Or makes you just go and get the ad blocker extension for Chrome

[@cameron6538]

ad blocker

[@ZmatiK]

laughs in adblock

[@blitzkrieg1098]

uBlock Origin

[@olianims]

These ads make me genuinely pissed off. I feel like a child who has to deal with adults making faces at me to get me to laugh. It's fucking insufferable

[@ammi5311]

pretty sure it was intended to insult you

[@joemama2737]

Just think, somewhere out there, someone is getting into their car right now to drive to work and make this trash. They get paid Jack shit and have to follow a script for some terrible ad that is literally copied from 15 different companies

[@AiPresident.]

penguinz0 dad went to get milk and never came back because my videos are better🤣

[@hurtcobain3282]

@@AiPresident. nobody want nobody want nobody want

[@Overlysarcasticfox]

@@AiPresident. L + Ratio

[@Autistic-Bald-Creature]

Mobile adds are like entering the mind of someone who ate a cup of concrete and the cup

[@dimi9215]

More content in these mobile ads than the entire morbius movie

[@triangleswith3angles]

"Mobile Game Ads Scare Me" Yeah because we can't even beat the first level like 99.9% of others

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!😑

[@luigisjello4937]

I can't get past pink level :(

[@pcktrvioli]

am only 2 years old brain age :(

[@AiPresident.]

penguinz0 dad went to get milk and never came back because my videos are better🤣

[@danimalsk8r2]

UNDERRATED COMMENT TBHH

[@Lamp37820]

Fun fact: That act of stealing apples has a specific term. It's called scrumping.

[@Rags666]

But since they maybe make youtube some money They wont be " *gone* " The fact youtube ignore scam bot replier are just.... Wow

[@neverkind9399]

Wow

[@thewrathofdumbledore4867]

I love the disconnect from, the advertisement department and humanity in general.

[@yesmaam9244]

i love how when u showed the ad my cursor automatically went to the skip button displayed only to realize it was part of the video

[@allstarjpg]

I saw an ad for one of those "choose your own adventure" story games, and it was based in a high school where a girl hid in a locker because she caught her dad and the male principle making out in the hallway. It then gave you the option to basically continuing hiding and watching them exchange saliva, or to out her dad to her mom about being gay and a cheater 💀

[@uwantwater2932]

Wtf 💀 got the link 👀

[@ericism00]

@@uwantwater2932 ayo?

[@skullcrusher5424]

Wtf😂

[@retaliiate]

That's awful. Where?

[@goaway9923]

Omg that's so awful! *where do i find it?*

[@__lifeline__]

3:55 I'm ashamed that I tried to skip the ad

[@adamhollis226]

you shouldn't be, it's a healthy habit

[@bobogus7559]

Let's not forget those ads for games like Push Tower where you have to attack enemies that have a lower number than you. Halfway through the ad, the "player" makes a wrong move and loses, so he tries again and then makes another obvious wrong move. I mean, how hard is it to compare numbers and simply choose an enemy with a lower number than yourself? Along similar lines are ads for games like Homescapes, where the ad shows some crazy situation with (usually three) things you have to fix, along with a small selection of tools that you can work with (one for each repair). The selection of tools is so obvious that even someone who's never used a tool in their life would know which tools are supposed to be used for which job, and yet the ad depicts the player making epically bad selections such as trying to fix a car with a hammer, putting out a fire with gasoline, or repairing an electrical panel with a filled watering can (this is not a joke or even an exaggeration, those are legit examples I've seen in these types of ads).

[@chocolatte8540]

I have never searched the bottom of my screen for the skip ad button during a video more than I did while watching this.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

What's crazy is how someone like MatPat can create an entire theory based off of a simple 15 second ads like these

[@kran8258]

Just Some Leech that likes to Leech. Gotta get that clout

[@kran8258]

Yep

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!😑

[@theguyyoullfindinashoe1226]

here before this explodes

[@md.tonmoytonmoyhassan2921]

Yeeeh

[@SharpestLiVES13]

Merge Mansion's ads though are on a whole new level- even going so far as having live-action scenes featuring legit actors, and a whole mysterious lore behind it. 😂

[@heyitsmaison]

I did actually end up downloading it cuz the ads were so wild lol it does have a mystery to it but other than that it's just a simple matching game.

[@Tinlion09]

Is that the one where the woman inherits a dilapidated mansion, and there's a granny character who gets hauled off by the cops (I assume for killing the previous owner)? And when they do the pressing-their-hands-together-through-the-glass thing, the woman lifts her hand, and _Granny has "HE'S STILL ALIVE" or something written on her palm_ and she gives the woman an encouraging smirk as the car pulls out?

[@mrchoochooguy4045]

I bet my half coin it's from some hidden gem mystery movie Or who knows

[@cogcog5264]

Yea and you know how the game is? It's shitty. Just another bejeweled ripoff

[@skysnow2495]

Definitely the best ads. Effort is put in, some are genuinely entertaining, and usually they show snippets of what I believe is the real gameplay.

[@YoImAbby]

The episode ads are something else, the options they put is always the worst. -kiss her -do an emote on her grandma’s gravestone

[@cheesyj1238]

The best ad I've seen in the past month, maybe even two, was for... customized pillows

[@j-red147]

I’ve been getting ads from a game called “Evertale”, that depict a Pokémon-esque creepypasta ARG, and what makes me so angry is that the ads look fantastic like it was something I actually wanted to exist, but “big surprise” it’s just another generic anime waifu rpg, I mean I could literally see it on the icon for the game placed on the ad, like c’mon nobody’s being fooled here. I just don’t understand how they can make those ads and not think “wait… why don’t we just actually MAKE this, instead of our actual shitty unoriginal game?” Then there’s those constant RoK ads where they advertise ONLY the Vikings faction and NOTHING ELSE. Every time an ad comes up I’m just like “Oh boy what’s the news on how great the Vikings are today?”

[@ali32bit42]

the ADs are actually social experiments. YES REALLY. they make fake game ads then they record data for how much attention they get. the ADs that get maximum attention from specific people (gambling addicts) are developed into real games. they literally make ads first then they make the game for the ads

[@neztech.]

@The Girl Who Asked it just reminds me of a shitty arg ripoff of pokemon and we already have enough to last a lifetime of those

[@HCG]

@@ali32bit42 that’s a pretty massive claim, source?

[@epichero7279]

I used to play the game before but quit because of how insanely sexual it became, and how desperate they want to bait weebs into the spending

[@NetBattler]

@@repez2 bruh omori? Why 😭

[@mcfarvo]

Other mobile game advertisement formats: -actors claiming to be devs bowing and apologizing for some reason -stupid simple puzzle game that is failed to bait dumb people thinking "I can solve that" -some overly enthusiastic social media influencer acting like they are playing a game that is clearly fake/scripted gameplay while commenting about what they see happening

[@Blue_Fawkes]

Don't forget promo codes with repeating number XXX777 XXX888 As if they own by the same people just with different publisher or they all hiring the same sh!tty advertising company.

[@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN]

That first format, the bowing and apologizing applies in japanese culture in case you don't know.

[@Anomalyundetected]

@@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN im assuming they saw that commercial of a japanese company apologizing by bowing when they raised the price of their product (i think it was ice cream?)

[@highjumpstudios2384]

Get me a five star, a five star please! I need (insert overhyped Ww2 German equipment here) aww, I only got a five star allied equivalent.

[@BloodyBay]

That second example is every ad for 'Puzzles & Survival.' It's so blatantly obvious how that ad's trying to manipulate people, because nobody's _that_ stupid! I've been suckered into downloading and installing a few pure Evony clones (yes, State of Survival, Chief Almighty, King of Avalon and War and Peace, I'm looking at all of you), but I'll give yet another Evony rip-off a chance before I even _think_ about installing Puzzles & Survival for the first time.

[@planetaryequinox8949]

A State of Survival add came on right as you said, “Let me show you a couple more” and I literally thought the add was the videos you had queued up.

[@Marcomanexists]

My brain doesn’t even register those games as real games. It doesn’t even register as an ad tbh, it’s just incomprehensible.

[@gabihagelstein515]

I saw an ad with actual actors that was a woman sitting on a couch on her phone, then a man comes up behind her with a knife like he's going to stab her and is entranced by the game she's playing. the whole first scene happens in a second or two but they just gloss right over that shit like it never happened.

[@SamuelSaveli]

I quess theyre trying to be funny? Idk.. All media and ads seem to me like they were made for 5 year olds

[@Porkishi]

And when they speak there lips are never the same things their saying, it’s like a dub of a dub

[@NetBattler]

@@SamuelSaveli which is not even funny in the first place

[@gabihagelstein515]

All it accomplished was me going "wtf did I just see?!" And thinking about murder man for the entirety of the ad. Couldn't tell you what the ad was for.

[@highlighterjelly]

i get those all the time. i got a similar one where a woman was about to hit a man with a frying pan, and then got intranced by the game

[@avery07]

2:32 ngl i thought i was getting a state of survival ad for a second lol

[@kingdedede1715]

I swear watching these mobile game ads are how it feels to listen to an entire Tool album from start to finish

[@Mrb79015]

These animators and writers for the ad know what there doing, there probably laughing their asses off when they make these

[@brodyweaver6599]

Mobile game ads saved me. I used to be a dumb loser with no job. But one day a mobile game ad showed up claiming that if I could reach pink color I would be “Legally A Genius”. So I downloaded the game and after reaching pink color I got a letter in the mail declaring me a Legal Genius. Now I have a well-paying, stable job and am no longer a loser. All thanks to mobile game ads.

[@The_White]

WHAT how did you reach pink? 99.999999999% of people can't do it! It's impossible!

[@huyphamle159]

Sound like every fucking paypal games that you play,you will win with"REAL MONEY".That was those ads said.And here I thought some casual or tryhards gonna become Elon Musk and Jeff Beso in no time

[@spicylemon7475]

I remember about 10-12 years ago mobile game ads were actually honest and showed the gameplay, not only that but some of the games being advertised were actually decent

[@c0horst]

Back in the day we had Doom RPG, the pinnacle of mobile gaming.

[@PinkIceCreamTruck]

@@c0horst I wish they port that game to modern smartphone, that would be neat

[@AiPresident.]

penguinz0 dad went to get milk and never came back because my videos are better🤣

[@KeenC]

Miss the high quality clash of clans ads

[@Galm1Cipher0]

@@AiPresident. you're dad left to get milk and never returned. Now you're fatherless

[@bryce6274]

I cannot describe the amount of rage I feel every time I see an evony ad

[@Bell-hj3zc]

The game ads I hate the most is the merge mansion ones bc they keep trying to sell you this whole subplot of Granny being suspicious and hiding things and meanwhile there’s none of that in the actual game

[@hashling8]

The only appealing part of mobile ads is the fact that they’re just so bizarre

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!.

[@HairyJuan]

Yeah and the annoying part is the few times I actually thought about downloading one of the games off the shitty ads it seems apparent from all the reviews that the game doesn't actually work or plays like how it is advertised.

[@aethlred7380]

@@HairyJuan then there's the weird running games or jumping games where it's clearly just thrown together in a few seconds. Then you proceed to download it and your phone heats up to 500 degrees. Still don't know what half of those are doing that heats your phone up so much.

[@AiPresident.]

penguinz0 dad went to get milk and never came back because my videos are better🤣

[@memeticgenetic5160]

@@aethlred7380 If you check the app permissions on most of these mobile games, you'll very quickly see that's it's either using adware to fill your phone with ads, or using your phone to mine crypto.

[@catcrimes80]

I laughed so hard when the Chick blasted the dude in the face. Then she proceeded to eat his Tomatos

[@markp4741]

Eat his tomatoes huh 😏

[@Adriankillyy]

@@markp4741 ayo

[@LeonardoStupidKenway]

@@markp4741 *gets twerking amongus human flashbacks* NOOOOOOOOOOO-

[@caiteshae1681]

I love how the red dress the lady on the thumbnail is wearing is actually Ada's dress from the Resident Evil 2 remake, its not even recolored or anything

[@TheBattleRabbit860]

I'm so glad you mentioned State of Survival, I was just about to mix up a Bleach and Draino cocktail because every video I have watched on KZbin today has been stuffed with them.

[@Laxhoop]

Mobile game ads be like “Save the king from this weirdly deadly scenario he’s found himself in!” And I’m just like “Well he ain’t a good king if he got himself stuck in a frozen tundra, now is he?”

[@complimentbot7015]

Factual

[@pirilon78]

Way too long for the ""punchline"" to be funny ngl

[@AnxiousCinder]

That one Mobile game add that always chooses the wrong option Me: *intense screaming*

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!.

[@AnxiousCinder]

@@MbitaChizi .

[@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT]

Charlie is just saying this because he has never seen the high quality ads for RAID: Shadow Legends, the best game on the planet.

[@NetBattler]

"The best game" 🤢🤮

[@minami3747]

@@NetBattler satire

[@hudinski975]

Some of these are actually really high effort, it's hard to believe that the studio who makes these ads also made this shitty game

[@GucciWF]

Actually Charlie has done ads for raid

[@nectar__]

Raid ads are genuinely good, but yea the game itself is meh

[@edgarmather3197]

So that’s what it’s like to chew five gum. Love that joke😂

[@fish4716]

These ads just insult your intelligence. There's one that advertises a player who has to choose monsters with a lower level than theirs to fight. Then they inevitably choose a higher level enemy and die. Then the ads like "CAN YOU FIGURE IT OUT?". Its so shameless.

[@twitteruser2056]

Eventually in a couple years, we will be all telling our grandchildren about the cinematic masterpiece of Mobile Game ads and how they affected us on how we see society.

[@aethlred7380]

We will all be saying we have a Level 5 Panzer 4. And that there's no way their puny Level 1 T34 could beat you in Clash of Tanks. And the world will be peaceful because foreign leaders will settle disputes in Raid Shadow Legends.

[@Honeybadger10110]

@Don't click profile photo be quiet child

[@isaiahp.4609]

I have dyslexia.

[@smittygaming9434]

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[@justalonelypoteto]

imagine your grandson having an existential crisis at the AP history exam after being asked to correlate an excerpt from a mafia city ad to the geopolitical and socioeconomic situation

[@Porkishi]

The worse version of these are the ones with actual people, they either push in line and just make the excuse they have a 5star character and they’re always saying something but it’s voiced over by someone else so it’s like watching an English dub of an English show

[@respirra4717]

Just as I was reading your comment, the video stopped and an add hit me with that 5star bullshit you’re talking about xD

[@AllenGray47]

And the numbers, what's with the numbers?! 80million, out of what 400trillion? It just never ends.

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@AllenGray47fr

[@gagepetersen4533]

Ahahaha your assessment of these ads is IDENTICAL to my own

[@weedman2716]

For me these ads are like train wrecks that you can’t look away from. I got this state of survival ad a while ago and they legit had the joker as the main part of the ad

[@Mr.Galaxia]

0:40 this shit is an aneurysm

[@AkkaOniVA]

And who can forget the ads for that "Evony: King's Return" game? You know, the ones where they play a baby-level puzzle badly so you'll get mad and be like "Even I can do this". And it's even worse when they have some Fiverr actor play with their phone in front of the ad and pretend they're actually playing the game. The scripts to these ads reek of using machine translation too.

[@RickyRiceB]

Don’t forget those other ones done with actors that are also poorly dubbed over as well for no reason

[@Robin_Hood05]

“Huh?” “Wow! Yes.” “No nO NO”

[@DragonMaiden77]

Oh my god I hate those ads so Fucking much. I’d actually play a game like that too but, of course, that’s not even what the game is about. Surprise surprise.

[@minchi_the_aoigirl]

I actually saw that ad several times in my dress up game(for rewards obviously). I prefer to slow the volume down and count for 30sec while my eyes rest

[@not_corrupt]

"Guys, didn't y'all believe all those puzzle ads were fake? And that there's no such game? Well, today I finally found the game. Evony: king's return..."

[@ivanraphaelarosa2369]

I remember I saw an ad for a Spider-Man ripoff game, which shows the gameplay for the game but its literally the gameplay for the Spider-Man PS4 game.

[@ivana2609]

legit when that state of survival ad came up, i unconsciously tried to skip ad, only to realize it's a part of the video

[@notmyrrodrick4387]

not me trying to press "skip ad" at 2:45

[@richie404]

They terrified me so much. Been seeing a lot of Among US vs Squid Game Doll and weird looking designs of characters running to a finish line.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!😑

[@loop5312]

Still?

[@wonders7580]

@@MbitaChizi How the fuck? did you manage to sit for 40 min just commenting on peoples shit why didn't you just get a bot?

[@Sol-cf9ko]

@@loop5312 Still.

[@davidthecommenter]

congrats my good man, you've been the lucky comment selected to get copied by a porn bot!

[@mangoeerie]

Every time I watch a state of survival ad, I flashback to a few years ago when I purchased something for my brother in that game and then someone running the game stole my debit card and bought a bunch of weird shit for 300 dollars.

[@SmithIsPrettyGreat]

3:25 that helicopter was going down so quick 😂