Modi v/s Rahul - as per my mom

[@heisenbergyo5578]

Bro’s head reflecting light

[@anmol_pandey14444]

haan takla hai wo to reflect to karega na. Ghaas khatam hai uske sar ki

[@avitminj5207]

Artificial satellite

[@vodvillain]

Bhai Modi nhi Amit shah nikle mummy galat thi bhai ki 😅😅

[@Sumit_Girhe]

10yo's joke

[@user-uy6gx8ql1c]

Tere baal transparent hain kya

[@sabareesh129]

That 63% guy will decide who will be the class monitor!!!

[@ChandraShekhar-pz4fq]

No actually he have 14 MP NDA has 303

[@AmeyKalkotwarr]

If he with few others leave the alliance and join India alliance, India alliance will form a government

[@AmeyKalkotwarr]

​@@ChandraShekhar-pz4fq.

[@uppilisrigiri3279]

​@@AmeyKalkotwarr even if Nithish Kumar wants to change alliance, BJP has its tricks to form a government with NDA! But it will be political suicide for him, Bihar voted him after seeing Modiji on the poster, they'll show him his place if that changes in the assembly elections!

[@cosmicsprint]

Lol so accurate! Poor Meghna Modi, but they'll be fine

[@shadowoflight1436]

😂nahi bhay pajama analogy is the best 😂 they won't be fine if they won't look over their shoulder meghna is much better now 😂.

[@shubhamyadav4903]

Hahahaha, so accurate... That nitish kumar joke 🤣🤣🤣

[@movie6888]

Har gaye yeahh... 😂😂😂

[@saurabhsinghrawat4292]

I am the saurabh who got 70% 😂 Coincidence

[@prabhakarj931]

Congratulations 🎉

[@danishahmadmsw]

But meghna and the saurabh are given the same ground to begin and prepare with unlike the election

[@sultanshaik6496]

When you failed in the previous year but now you passed with 70% , that deserves a party though!

[@ShamshersSingh]

Lutyan congress andha namazi sppoted

[@nickpartha8643]

They didn't failed because last election they had 52 seats n this year 99 so they couldn't even double it up . 70/2=35 %( passed ) but from backside 😂😂😂

[@sultanshaik6496]

@@nickpartha8643 Pehle toh kalpanik example ko reality se jordiye Bhai tum, intent samjh me nahi aaya abhi bhi toh thoda technical boldu.....Leader of opposition ki seat k liye b eligible nahi ho paye the 17th lok sabha me, ab at least vo toh milegi!

[@yashyadav7939]

Not 70% But 33 %

[@sultanshaik6496]

@@yashyadav7939 Theek h Bhai Earlier 10% Now 30% Khush!!!

[@Mamtakumari-qn1oh]

Chirag Paswan too , 5:40की लास्ट लोकल !

[@niteeshpandey9288]

They are happy bcoz they are a strong opposition now and they can question them

[@rajeshwarpeddagolla1958]

Wow her bar entna hi aye question karsaktehai

[@niteeshpandey9288]

@@rajeshwarpeddagolla1958 they didn't have LoP post for last 10 years now they have it

[@MemeMinute7]

Lmao if you guys in LW want strong opposition so much then what about Kerala in which Stalin has an iron fist

[@niteeshpandey9288]

@@MemeMinute7 slaves like have always problem You think that if we are against BJP then we are with left Keep crying kid

[@niteeshpandey9288]

@@MemeMinute7 it's not my problem if you slaves think that i am LW supporter just bcoz am questioning the power Keep crying kid

[@sangeetadevi1050]

Hare krishna ❤

[@ekrammallick9333]

Meghna modi / sourav Gandhi

[@1s_a_m_ir]

As a neutral audience I was enjoying this election until they announced Nirmala ji will continue as FM...

[@1s_a_m_ir]

@Manoj-kj7ds okay don't trust 👍🏻

[@Nitish_Dhanuk]

Nah! 😩

[@cherukurisaitharun5012]

Same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sohamingulkar2489]

Wrost FM In all time history

[@darthtun]

Every Indian middle class:

[@noobfanny-mp6ib]

😂😂😂 hilarious

[@pantonfire]

Many thanks :)

[@yinyang.333]

​@@pantonfire Dude Pappu dint even get 70%, and you call yourself a comedian. Thats the comedy I guess!!!

[@Ajitem-inc2407]

Saved Constitution💝🔥

[@sachitsharma1661]

Thank God for the BJP; they have not amended the constitution as many times as Congress.

[@SuperRAJORSHI]

​@@sachitsharma1661who needs amendments, when you can change it into manusmriti??!! Btw, fyi, constitution me amendments normal hain, jaroori hota hain as time passes.... Sabhi countries me hua hain.... And FYKI, bjp sarkar bhi kuchh kam nahi kiye hain constitutional amendments!! To pehle thoda padh likh aao taa ki thoda logic dimag mein ghuse!!!

[@mrgyani]

Lmafao.. Nitish Kumar 😂

[@pathpathfinder2181]

If jokes are for the day then check this too.... one should be palti master as great neta who has become king maker in today's Indian politics just to be sure to mint their own money !!!

[@SwapneelMohite]

Good stand up comedy after a long time

[@riteshvizz9786]

This ellection will be remembered in the history 😂😂😂

[@vrajdesai2274]

But I thought Nitish Kumar was international something 😂😂😂

[@hknstatuslover475]

Indian Johnny Sins😏😏

[@hemantpande6837]

30% to 70% & 200% to 90% 😂😂😂

[@ComptetiveApproach]

60 seat hi Kam he 2019. Se bo bhi apni chutiya panti main 😅 Congress ne bhahut mahanat Kiya he Bjp alashi. Susta party

[@AlokitaVerma]

Abhi hassi na out of stock h...milte hi hassungi hahaha😂

[@bulla5078]

Happiest is the EVM and the election commission 😂

[@kiranmudnaney]

Actually yahan scene Zara alag hai.. Yeh jumla party waalo ka description tha.. Yahan dono Megha aur Saurabh fail hue Hai.. Ek ko 30% aaya, ek ko 33%... Phir usme Megha ko 2 grace marks mile... Aur woh pass hogayi.. Ab chakkar yeh hai ki woh marks kabhi bhi revoke hosakte hai.. Aur Saurabh ko mil sakte hai..!! Just think about it...

[@VibhorSen1993]

Not to mention invigilator ( election commision ) was openly helping meghna 😢

[@abhishek-jf6zl]

Saitama telling jokes after retirement

[@thesagerinnegan5898]

stop making anime popular among chapris

[@hemantpande6837]

400 seat me ghapla kar nahi paaye sirf 240 seat me ghapla kar paye

[@ayushbansal6810]

Saw you after so so long man

[@aparna4883]

Loved it man!

[@shamakrai3310]

Feeling sad for Meghna. Even after so much hard work, nobody appreciated her. You guys don't know how much hard work is required to attain 90+.

[@MrPrasad2727]

Chandra Babu also😂

[@amaljamal5703]

you did not mention that sorabh was expected to write the exam with his hand tied and meghna had seen the question paper the day before the exam. also the invigilators were appointed by meghna,and dare not punish when she cheats in the examination hall.

[@iamkashifimran]

Meghana(Modi) ko paison(funds) ki koi kami nahi thi, us ke saath Invigilator(election commission, CBI, ED) tha jis ne textbook exam hall mein allow ki(cheating) is ke bawajood wo 92% layi Saurabh(Rahul) kaafi mushkil se fee deta tha(only 10% funds which BJP recieved), invijilator(EC, CBI, Media) us ke khilaaf tha. Iske bawajood wo 72% laya. Batao kis ki jeet behtar hai??

[@anshalmehta4273]

4.5 crore a year beats 90+% any day 😂😂😂

[@29-shubhamkumar90]

Chacha is lit 🔥😂

[@UnitedGameAnalysis]

Wah guru maja aagaya aaj

[@navneetkaur2132]

This is exactly whats happening at my house... Elder neice got 90 topped her class in board. Is being called tonbe honoured in various places. Still crying she was expecting more and her parents not bothered. Younger niece who has repeated last year. Got 64 this year. We had a house party😂😂

[@sowjanyapandula7364]

Really true

[@VidzMG]

अबकी बार, मोदी फरार ! सबका साथ, सबका हिसाब!

[@asmakhan581]

Every party is happy

[@ashrafulhoda72]

Nitish Kumar gets 69% as he is paltu ram .he can chose btw 6 and 9😂

[@gamitechtube3919]

Wah kya scene hai! Inko percentage bhi nahi aati got 240 seats which is 44% apni majority bhi nahi aayi lekin usko 92% se compare kar rahe hain 🤣🤣 good 👍

[@startuppandit]

Physics wallah jaisa dikh Raha hai 😅😅

[@SAURABHSINGH-mi8qg]

And meghana is owner of that company 😅

[@KamatShivani]

Nailed 4the June 2024 perfectly 😂

[@lionsinescanor405]

98 vs 240 😂😂

[@SourabhChowdhury]

Saitama in a parallel universe. Instead of punches, he uses punchlines.

[@adityasonwane555]

And people say Political jokes don't work in country 😂

[@koushikvemuri3130]

63% guy works for Chandra Baby Naidu as well, probably a little hard for you to pronounce.

[@akshayhazari6570]

Hard for you to type

[@Pavan-25.03]

Saitama 😮

[@pantonfire]

I wish.

[@anjalisonune6628]

His head is brighter than my future 🙄

[@nakujh]

Naidu laughing in the corner😂

[@ankanpradhan]

Kyun nehi ho rahi comedy ??

[@FocusFocus-nl4cz]

Nitish Kumar and ChandraBabu Naidu

[@toukirjn555]

Bro's head is more brighter than my career 😢😢

[@pedduharsha5889]

Chandrababu naidu is making 8 cr a year

[@ritikasharma3863]

Candidate ache nahi the main reason

[@Growwithabhinav.]

Marr jaunga kabhi bhi congress ko vote nahi karunga genral category se hu na 😢

[@aviralchauhan2151]

Kyu nahi ho rahi comedy 😢

[@abhishekkapoor8607]

But Meghna ke 92 bhi cheating ke hai yrr ye kon batayega, teachers, school, boards bhi toh ussi ki side the or sourabh ka toh exam se pahle books faad di or toh or exam wale din pen bhi chhen liya.... ye kon batayega

[@ravirajvirkar5967]

17% seats

[@rozzark821]

Book your stay at SUNS cottage kasauli

[@huzaif7524]

Correction : saurabh got 30 percent we threw party

[@SubhamPalcyd]

Your Mom is out there to get your job

[@Dd-vk3iw]

bro tell me when comedy starts so that i can start laughing . i got a chuckle just by seeing ur face though

[@bhediyagamer9088]

What do u mean by neech category

[@shyamaa9259]

Nitish+Naidu

[@Thedivinevision.19]

He is still doing comedy? I genuinely thought he changed career

[@rupank5951]

Who is nitish kumar?

[@snehaparasurampuram5864]

Who is CBN 😂.. another 63 percent?? Or 99 percentile like Telugu guys

[@vishaljain4358]

Nowdays Every frustrate corporate employee is trying to become a stand up comedian

[@MsEternalpeace]

Not accurate. Your Mom dint throw a party for Meghna bcz all these years Meghna scored 93 and above and this time Meghna and your entire family was fully confident and shouted from the roof tops that Meghna is going to score 99.6%. Entire neighbourhood was waiting for 99.6% So when Meghna got 89% it became more of embarrassment than a celebration.

[@vkvlogs13575]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@user-os7kc8dm9v]

Aaj kal kuch bhi comedy hoti hai

[@unqMAK]

Promod Mahajan in stand up

[@vodvillain]

Bhai aunty galat hain aap modi nahi amit shah ho 😅😅

[@aroravinay1986]

😅

[@aasheeshtripathi]

So basically Education is not a parameter for making money...

[@SumitBisht0]

Real id se aao Surya Kumar Yadav😅

[@aliahussain8]

Rahul was nt defeated ..it was just dat modi gt allianced with some chatukaars.and party is no more bhajpa so called modi ki party its NDA now.winner was very clear ..Ab ki baar 400 paar..😂

[@Pratik2410]

Just copied it from the news channel.

[@user-hk7bn1cr9u]

😂😂😂

[@melechbansode8381]

#bjphataodeshbachao

[@nightjar2698]

If you have to compare Sourabh to a politician it has to be Yogi ji. Sorry but come on :p

[@_zeus_9344]

Not me baldie

[@pantonfire]

good feedback.

[@aseemsharan]

Meghna and bjp have a difference. If Meghna would've proclaimed, that I'll get 90% in this exam, but then would've got 70%. Then it would've been an apt comparison with BJP. And congress is someone who used to get 10%, but now got 40%.

[@brijeshtripathi1930]

A win is a win

[@facthub9964]

​@@brijeshtripathi1930 Ye nhi manenge 😂

[@visheshchaudhary5456]

@@facthub9964Vote bank wala hai

[@PramodKumar-kg3sd]

Sourabh = Rahul sahi comparison hai😂

[@basantitanga3631]

Is this the same Ch*tia who used to run "voice of ram"?

[@cenacr007]

😂

[@O2H3]

And then their comes one back bencher who unexpectedly scored more than toper Yes akhilesh 🗿

[@Shivamvk18z]

There is only one topper that is Modi ji

[@MrZak-xl5pf]

Bro had a LANTERN 🏮 over his head or a part of Radium

[@rhezan]

The thing is, that Meghna was expected to score 99% while she scored a 92, and Sorabh was expected to get 33% with grace and he scored 72 😂

[@abhisheksoni2980]

Is panoti ne Ford ko duba diya. Achhi gaadi banate the bechare

[@MehulSahai]

kisne?

[@naveenkumar-fc3xf]

congress 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Yash_Jadoun]

Bhai tu kaha tha itme salo se... 2-3 saal baad tera video dikha tl par

[@rajaprasad2873]

U people waste ur time speaking on others , expressing about others 😂😂😂😂 Don't waste ur precious time bro 😎

[@kumailbhatia9575]

But in the end decided by persons who got 69

[@Kabootarrrrr]

Dekh kha raha h bro tu

[@hiteshraut6497]

Hasna kab hai???

[@victor_universe]

Bhai woh sab chod pehle woh 4.5 cr wale bande ka kaam bata