Moist Meter | It Chapter Two

It Chapter Two (2019 Horror Movie), starring Jessica Chastain, James McAvoy and directed by Andy Muschietti as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.
Moist Meter Scientists:
Jackson: / zealotonpc
Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
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Intro Voice: goo.gl/y5YRWY

[@TheToyBoxCharades]

Imagine you're a celestial monster being that's been around for millennia and a group of grown ass adults keep calling you stinky until you get self conscious and deflate

[@randomfools808]

But that ties into the whole theme around bullying for both movies. Yes it looked goofy but I'm pretty sure that's what they were going for. I thought it looked silly in the first too on first watch. Like "That was it?" so was more willing to accept it here. It's half adventure and half horror. Pennywises last line of dialogue capture that split.

[@frolledolle4738]

Sp00ky Squash i still got scared ;-;

[@jwatkins6364]

Lmao to a point that’s what jojo’s bizarre adventure is

[@Jack-nz7jy]

Imagine being a celestial monster and almost getting away with endless murder if it werent for them meddling kids

[@logo.phobia7300]

LMAOOO😭😭😭

[@samuel-mx3oq]

Steps to kill an ancient celestial being: 1) *yell at it like you’re a 12 year old kid in a MW2 lobby*

[@gooseman7851]

SamuelPiece “You’re just a stupid, fucking.. NI-“

[@cheekclapper6610]

The reason that it is effected by the them making fun of it is because when the ritual was complete it actually wasn’t completely. The ritual is complete when they face there fears and eddie dies. This is because Eddie was riches token all alone and Eddie dying made him realise he’s how much he loved him.

[@jarhead3571]

"Cheap ass looking sneakers" "Your dance from chapter 1 looked retarded" "Your hairline is trash bro"

[@larrypoppins6273]

@tek O all three of those have been said by 12 year olds on xbox live. I guarantee it.

[@larrypoppins6273]

@tek O all three of those have been said by 12 year olds on xbox live. I guarantee it.

[@WizKhalia13]

Your hair is slowly consuming you.

[@25izengard]

He's turning into Jotaro Kujo just without the Stand

[@shely_D7vil]

Hair is like Zim's pak

[@caspergames8437]

@@25izengard his stand is love deluxe

[@dMiraculousDevin]

rabid I’m crying lmfaoooo

[@lahire186]

If Keanu Reeves uses this hairstyle, everything's okay with it.

[@pandrews6988]

Pennywise wouldn't survive a MW2 lobby.

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

Hehe 😂 no he wouldn't. He wouldn't last a damn second.

[@CallTheDocter]

Lmfao fr

[@Picobits]

Wow, that intro is 3x more terrible. I love it.

[@vlogactionTV]

3X MORE MOIST

[@jonbaxter2254]

Looks like a shitty kids show intro

[@ttime441]

3x as long

[@Picobits]

@Detective Prince Sure, you can experience a negative emotion and enjoy it. Take, for example, CBT! From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[@Whatismusic123]

Picobit yeah, masochism

[@fernandosegovia8806]

The bad CGI of the spider is a homage to the original lol

[@Bloodhurl67]

Wat

[@mjmckenrick3170]

Yes it is!!

[@kaidar12]

@Neet Neat Surprisingly, they’re not joking. And the spider fight in this one is infinitely more satisfying.

[@Bloodhurl67]

@@kaidar12 I hope you're right cause what Critikal is saying makes me worry a bit for the movie

[@dlobelow760]

@@kaidar12 wait. They. *The bastards knew?*

[@somefellow74]

The incredible casting is one of the movie's biggest strengths to me. Not only do the adults actually represent or even look exactly like the kid actors, but they played each of their personalities perfectly too. Really something else.

[@ricketyblitz]

it’s fucking scary how identical the actors for eddie look

[@bienduro201]

Rickety Blitz lmao fr

[@Overlord99762]

The young Bev didn't look like Jessica Chastain, I don't have a better substitute, but it's what I think

[@af_125]

@@Overlord99762 Yeah agreed - that was the exception

[@geckopecko]

Commander Shepard yeah you're right, i thought Amy Adams would've been a better option

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_K I S S M E F A T B O Y ! ! !_ *~ Pennywise The Dancing Clown (1990)*

[@duskplains1235]

Omg Pennywise needs to be cancelled! ! #Metoo #timesup #clownworld

[@happyharmony7062]

@@duskplains1235 GTFO!!!

[@derpsilol1221]

@@happyharmony7062 r/wooooosh

[@vladtheimpalerofficial]

@@derpsilol1221 funny how people say reddit woosh but dont know what it is and also dont know that joke died in 2018 so these guys are just a bunch of kids who cant even use reddit

[@JonasTisell]

@@vladtheimpalerofficial yea only mature adults use reddit!!!

[@dazedema4246]

I wish they focused on more practical effects rather than CGI. The scariest part of the film for me was when there was that poster behind the kid in the locker lmao

[@Moabkiller38]

Some girl in my theater literally screamed when that happened and then everyone laughed lmao

Yeeeeeees! Thank you (to both, effects and the locker boy)

[@klayer9990]

I thought I was the only one scared shitless by the poster

[@rin-joh8644]

That got me too. I couldn't look away.

[@dl5394]

I thought the poster was going to move too

[@synthsol5522]

2019 when they destroy evil clowns with bullying

[@bigdaddyyodeltm7772]

Nothing worse than a group of bullies shattering your self-esteem by telling you that you're not funny.

[@ratbat1072]

It chapter 2 is actually an anti-bullying psa

[@hardgotdambumpy_official5109]

@Chris Foster Holy shit you're right

[@12screaminghosesveryloud]

Pennyboi turned into megamind when at his small form

[@Flopshel233]

@@ratbat1072 if anything it promoted bullying cause the good guys were doing it :^)

[@migrantspark8007]

The old lady scene lowkey scared me when she was running out of the darkness and you can hear her footsteps getting closer and closer

[@superkamiguru4615]

Same here 🤣 you just assume its gonna be this old ass naked lady coming out but then NOPE. This fucking 9 foot tall banshee looking bitch comes hurling out from the darkness 🤣

[@romanejerome168]

@@superkamiguru4615 tiddies flopping in the wind and that same goofy ass pennywise smile, cgi was bad but it was unsettling nonetheless.

[@CrimsonArbiter]

Dude those flailing titties were fucking hilarious

[@hvsync7109]

Some ass on her ya know she can’t shit

[@RONALDII0]

The lumberjack scene scared me

[@romancaesar47]

WOW weapon weilding Kaiju Lumberjack. Now thats a movie I wanna see.

[@imbored8649]

@casual complaints *Paul Bunyan and Clifford The Big Red Dog will appear in the next Godzilla movie.*

[@firstlast9846]

*Tried to Watch* Angry Joe’s review on this but the screaming was getting annoying - I need Charlie’s Chad voice rn

[@Kassiopeia_Kat]

Y E S

[@TylerTheDefiler]

First Last Angry Joe is so fucking annoying. Some of his old stuff is good but now he just gets spergy as fuck and yells constantly and interrupts people

[@firstlast9846]

Don’t get me wrong I like AJ - but the screaming like an infant when people disagree is REALLY annoying now

[@jacobkwiatkowski305]

First Last they’re so boring and long too.

[@NickB-md1oy]

Who is joe?

[@granteus2499]

The characters who told Bill his endings suck in his scripts was foreshadowing for the end of IT chapter 2, thus making it a master piece.

[@astrosherlock374]

That was literally Stephen King himself at the shop

[@trevorskopczynski5791]

Bro this is literally what I was saying!

[@geckopecko]

yeah i loved that self awareness lmao

[@ViKazuma]

What's scarier than It Chapter Two is how Charlie is slowly having his head become overrun by luscious locks

[@tny7]

MisterWerecat for real, like I've honestly forgot how he used to look

[@ViKazuma]

Cult Vill I occasionally watch some of his older videos and see how staggering of a difference it is lol

[@-Down-D-Stairs-]

He's the love child of Adam Driver and Keanu Reeves

[@caspercaspian]

What I got from this is that, IT Chapter 2 is basically adult Scooby Do, and I'm fine with that.

[@ImperiaGin]

Exactly you get it

[@tricko8000]

Which is NOTHING the book, that was actually terrifying

[@nutritiousnut]

@@tricko8000 my nigga got scared reading a book

[@Odinsday]

@@nutritiousnut The book isn't really scary, just more wtf.

[@benthecrusherofbooty676]

Adult scooby doo is awesome! Have u watched james gunns scooby doo? Thats this movie, the only difference? This mocie has brass balls, and will go places that most movies are too scared to go. And I respect that. Id give it chapter two a solid 8/10. Movies not perfect, but its pretty fucking great.

[@Doppity]

A bunch of critics are slamming the film for being too long and then not batting an eye when Endgame is ass-numbingly long. This isnt a sequel, it's a part 2. Also, this is like a 1,200 page book. Of course its gonna be long.

[@Vigilantee]

Lol fanboy spotted

[@darkhatman1395]

My tits were sore when my dick fell

[@kaseycombs6968]

Runtimes do not technically translate to length. Endgame had a lot to cover, so the runtime fits. But from what I’m hearing about this movie, they don’t have to unpack too much.

[@jimmyperkinsbig]

Vigilantee 2017 I mean he is right

[@cykosloth6800]

@@Vigilantee that's a real nigga moment my man

[@HTPCYMC]

I’m gonna have to get used to the new intro, but I can safely say that it’s moist level is just as high as this movie

[@ignaciogoldberger4221]

How to properly clean your metal computer YOU AGAIN

[@brokenprogram5346]

Ignacio Goldberger you’ll get used to it someday

[@brokenprogram5346]

*its’

[@OblitusAquila]

Eddie was pure badass yo, this dude got stabbed in the mouth and stabbed the dude back and dropped a one liner.

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793]

I was insanely surprised Ben managed to pull off being Ben. You’d think he doesn’t look anything like the child actor, but when you actually look at his eyes, they’re the same. They couldn’t have had a better cast.

[@carsongill8551]

you’re gay if you wooosh me r/wooosh

[@iexisted583]

@@carsongill8551 you're irrelevant

[@Arikadou]

That intro spices up my day thank you mr. moist =D

[@Casper2248]

Arikadou oh shit sup

[@dragonbowrghr5937]

Carry me to gm. I'll pocket you.

[@Casper2248]

DragonBow RGHR mind if I join in master xd

[@Tavbans]

The old lady dancing and twitching in the back was hilarious

[@ethann9433]

At that part, some dude in my theater was like "SHE HIT THE NAE NAE!!"

[@chuckorgan74]

Ethan Northup dude that was me 😂😂😂😂

[@nergal7236]

Lol everyone laughed in the cinema when that happened

[@ethann9433]

I was surprised by how cheesy everything in this movie was. The first one had some stuff like that but never went over the top. The second one was just totally overboard with the cgi goosebumps monsters. My theater was almost full and everyone was laughing at all the stuff that was supposed to be scary

[@sgr7845]

freaky but funny in hindsight

[@moudiz]

Moist meter on the new moist meter intro when?

[@lich109]

I disagree on IT being omniscient until characters need to sneak around, in the first movie we see IT gets hyper-focused on one particular person a lot, to the point where IT gets blindsided and impaled a few times. This happens both in the finale and midway through the movie. So long as he's already looking at a character IT doesn't seem to know what the others are doing. Also they didn't kill IT by insulting IT in the book, a character went inside its body to destroy its heart.

[@BlackDogXLL]

lich109 it was bill who destroyed his heart

[@HassouTobi88]

They still destroy it by defying its scariness though, remember when Richie effectively incapacitates it MULTIPLE TIMES by doing his voices? It's kinda the samae thing; it's the same theme. Belief hurts It, because It is a being of belief. It explores the fears of humans, and 'touches' them, but so can humans 'touch' It.

[@landonruiz8774]

Spoiler don’t continue reading: bro who else died when the dude was like “let’s party” and then penny wise shot light beams at him and his face went full shutdown?

[@geckopecko]

it was great lol

[@NickB-md1oy]

Don’t worry the spider was disappointing in the book as well.

[@klayer9990]

I disagree with you Charlie, clearly the best scene of the movie is when they kink shame Pennywise

[@Sippy_Boi]

SPOILERS I personally think the mirror room scene was the best in this movie, very intense, I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. Really liked that feeling of intensity

[@randomfools808]

I thought the little girl bleacher scene was by far the most cruel. The way he lured her in was worse than Georgie. I just wanted more Pennywise scenes that had dialogue and got that, so while it was too long and has flaws, I really enjoyed it.

[@SwimmingRobot]

@@randomfools808 I agree. I enjoyed both movies, but I wish there was more of Pennywise just being creepy all on his own. The scariest scenes in both movies, in my opinion, are the scenes where Pennywise is just talking (Georgie, Eddie outside the house in chapter one, the fridge scene in chapter one, the little girl in chapter 2, taunting Richie in chapter 2)

[@OscarDiaz-os9jf]

Are me and my friends the only ones who laughed when he started banging his head harder and harder on the glass until it finally broke

[@qqrax]

@@OscarDiaz-os9jf same lmaooo

[@jaysplace01]

@@randomfools808 What was interesting about that scene was the little girl wasn't even scared though, but he still killed her. she was being comforting to him she wasn't afraid. super cruel scene though movie was nuts

[@megakamikaze69]

Charlie's performance was impeccable that the jumpscare @ 2:37 still haunts me

[@maddylovesbooks]

can we talk about the cinematography for a sec, because IT was beautifully done.

[@JayMillz]

The intro reminds me of an old-school 90's Nickelodeon cartoon

[@synthsol5522]

The gay Richie arc seemed liked it skipped over a lot

[@aliendude2875]

It seemed forced to me, there was little to no implication of it in the first film

[@Serenity-tn4yn]

Richie is not gay, i saw the movie. It all started when the cousin of Henry lied that Richie tried to fuck him while they were playing in the arcade store. Then Henry comes and punches him. That's about it. At no point is it implied that he's gay. It was a false rumor started by the arcade guy.

[@roberthollandsworth1809]

Serenity the scene at the end though. Richie is definitely gay.

[@mysterymeat1216]

@@Serenity-tn4yn look it up I saw it too

[@synthsol5522]

The film implies Richie is gay for Eddie because of they way he treats him throughout the movie especially the end, the way he won’t let him go. The reason I think it skips over richies arc is because pennywise points out he knows his secret, presumably evidence that is factually true about his boy affinity. Also pennywise points out everyone Insecurities, that doesn’t make him a liar. Like he attacks the one guy on the premise of being fat because he was, another on the premise of creepy dad, because he was creepy, on a dead brother partially from negligence, and on mikes dishonesty by not telling them the Indians died doing the ritual. It would be an outlier if pennywise attack Richie on a baseless lie

[@sosea_exe]

Charlie out here ctiticizing the Movie, like the characters criticizing Bills movie. Good, but the ending could've been better.

[@Agnotheos]

The true horror of this video is how 2012 edgy gangster you are becoming with this hair

[@ediodimacaroni]

gangster?

[@scarlettNET]

I wish I could go back to 2012 so it’s ok

[@kimchinoodle3640]

gangster?

[@ediodimacaroni]

@@mikeiswack gangster?

[@-Down-D-Stairs-]

He looks like a mix between Adam Driver and Keanu Reeves LOL

[@seangrendon]

Charlie looking like a hot topic manager

[@nutzeeber]

One day we'll watch a hair creature reviewing movies

[@bibbidi4616]

Lmao the funniest scenes were always between Richie and Eddie. But especially the joke Richie did in the club house. Probably the most hilarious scene.

[@madwaluigi7272]

The new intro reminds me of SpongeBob

[@darkinferno4687]

@@kidrobloxgamar1234 u butchered it

[@tudeslildude]

Personally I'd argue some of the 'bad' CGI, works surprisingly well, because it takes advantage of it. It gave a lot of the horror aspects a very dream like quality, which along with the hazy memory and self discovery subplots, I feel works quite well. I even felt this in the ending effects, though admittedly from a purely technical standpoint, they weren't great.

[@maggoteater2290]

the most exciting thing about the movie was holding back to pee for 1 hour

[@palmsky1119]

my friend is just like you

[@4thPillarman]

You absolute unit.

[@limp8701]

maggoteater what rookie numbers I held in my pee for 6 hours at school and didn’t go until after the movie

[@maggoteater2290]

@@limp8701 OK but the 1 Liter coke was making it difficult enough

[@WhatAccrualWorld]

That literally was me when I saw it. Did good until the last hour. Felt like I was about to explode.

[@yogash329]

In the hall of mirror scene i started losing my shit when he was slamming his head against the window and then when he ate the child i was like “oh”

[@Snavels]

*[THIS COMMENT HAS SPOILERS]* I think it was actually pretty well done with it being super faithful to the book with Richie being tormented by the Paul Bunyan statue ect. I don't think this was necessarily supposed to be just a horror movie, I think of it more as an adventure; an epic with horror elements.

[@SavageEntertainmentYEAH]

I like the little mcu type cameo that Stephen King did at the vintage shop. Didn’t expect that. I also expected a lot of twists and most of them turned out exactly how it should have with no twist but it jsut seems that a twist was really going to happen. If that makes sense. Pretty good movie overall

[@MrDanieltrompet]

There was also a cameo of the director of this movie, andy muschietti when adult Eddy walks in the pharma store.

[@smeeeeeef]

I’m surprised Dan Avidan didn’t play grown-up Finn Wolfhard.

[@VictorIsSoCool]

2:37 Talk about timing holy crap

[@blueaugust227]

I liked the old women bit. It was unnerving and creepy. It well right into the uncanny valley.

[@FlameBlueNova]

Can we acknowledge his power port on the wall being extremely high up.

[@TheAMVDorf]

BlueNovaFlame he’s just extremely small 👍

[@HoStallin]

He's sat on the ceiling

[@sadmanbob]

I just watched this movie last night and I'm not gonna lie, i really enjoyed it as well. Definitely worth watching.

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

Haven't seen it yet, I have some catching up to do. I've heard it's really good, haven't heard anything bad about it so far.

[@taurxevc1725]

Love the new intro 0/10 need more fleshlights.

[@catp1ss987]

So... They bullied Pennywise to death?

[@malachirangi7130]

Pennywise: *exist* Richard: ight imma head out

[@akka_exe]

I understand that it seems silly, but the idea of making Pennywise "small" was making it realize that they aren't afraid of it anymore and that it doesn't have the hold on them that it once had when they were kids.

[@fearandloathinginmissouri2784]

none of the end happens in the book btw you missed a giant war turtle that controls the universe and pennywises actual form.

[@BrandonT27]

I loved this movie but yeah it wasnt as scary as the first one, its like people can predict when a jumpscare would occur, still loved it

[@nugs44]

When the little kid in the restaurant says “I think I’m good” after bill hader asks if he wanted an autograph was great for some reason

[@duhdardar624]

my fav part of that movie is the damn dog behind the “not scary at all” door and the comedy behind that i thought was pretty funny

[@Hiro-xz8lu]

I wish after penny wise was shrunken down they just started kicking him while he was down out of pure hatred and then it went to credits

[@luriven4800]

THANK YOU for actually acknowledging the entertainment value of seeing what Pennywise does. So many other reviewers are fixated on calling out the absence of scary horror, and leaving it at that.

[@bruski4120]

I think that the movie not being as scary as the last one is kind of the point, they aren’t scared of pennywise anymore and they know how he operates.

[@goblinbrewdaddys]

Well I want you to know some of those scenes like the lumberjack are in the book and I'm so excited they added it

[@VOLAIRE]

RIP to the old moist meter intro F

[@VenoZmic]

F

[@joshwagner7263]

New intro lookin' clean

[@samdinnan3351]

"a clown just showing you some cool shit" lmao "guys, remember stan? here's his severed spider head!" "omg ellen you didnt!'

[@WIZZARD2114]

The scene with the kid in the fun house mirrors is absolutely haunting

[@Brokendreamz.]

For all the homies that don’t want spoilers but what the moist meter score 80 your welcome

[@nickpagan4006]

I wish i read this before having the entire ending spoiled for me

[@ucommai5921]

I appreciate you critical

[@Super-zq3pn]

Nice to see the intro down- *I mean upgraded....*

[@Todn_Hamekul]

The horror in this movie was way more intense compared to the 1st movie imo

[@skater0224]

I think it was more brutal because of the number of scenes where it gets gory. Penny wise is more scary when he is not CGI’ed and so for me the first one was more memorable , but it’s just as good .

[@Todn_Hamekul]

@@skater0224 good point

[@extremelyonline]

Nah. The formula was the same throughout the movie. Buildup/Tension - > “Oh, it’s ok, there’s nothing there” -> Scare

[@Todn_Hamekul]

xSportacus thats also true but I think it works fine the scene with the grandma got the whole audience quite good for eg.

[@extremelyonline]

Mave ToSubstance my theatre thought that scene was hilarious

[@soulofwolf9906]

Charlie keeps going on and on about "it" but he never says what the hell "it" is that he's talking about. I wish I knew what movie this is so I could go see "it" but I guess we'll never know.

[@jakesmith7428]

please stop sir

[@duckknight7088]

Lol

[@copehead3352]

I just looked this up an hour ago and was like wow what’s taking so long lol. Thanks for filling my needs 😉

[@bearandthebull2372]

You gotta feel bad for king.Guy makes great horror novels,but they REALLY dont translate well onto the big screen.

[@Jadae]

Yeah, no. You should watch his cocaine (he was a coke addict) filled nightmares from the 1980s. He made one of the best series on TV to ever exist in its time frame in the 1990s. Its hard to feel bad for someone that had a thrill ride of a life.

[@nickperry3255]

@@Jadae are you talking about maximum overdrive? that movie is trash. King doesn't even remembered making it because he was so coked out.

[@Awesomebaconman123]

Novels are difficult to translate in general

[@warrenshepard3373]

@@nickperry3255 LOL is that true?

[@carpeomnia88]

The dark tower series is my favorite and the movie is trash, they should attempt the talisman

[@yoinkysploinky5102]

Just now realizing how much I absolutely love your reviews

[@oficado58]

Nothing is as scary as crippling debt.

[@bill3465]

Charlie is my favorite KZbinr, always honest content as well as backing it up with creative comic relief. He tells it how it is and doesnt beat around the Bush. Respect for keeping it real and not trying to suck dry the inflammation of smashing the like button

[@adenfeldkamp9790]

My friend and I couldn’t stop laughing at the old lady part😂

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

New intro is fire. Review was cool too

[@mdshyboi]

i just got an ad for the movie on this video

[@jhvibes3471]

Hairs starting to get to a length that looks good, props on the utter commitment

[@404Eska]

I liked the first and LOVED the second one

[@NomzNoodle]

I saw IT2 last night and it was phenomenal

[@garrasdeoso7324]

I really enjoyed it alot, pennywise was acted so so well it made the whole movie even better in my opinion

[@BakedPotatoYT1]

The old woman part is actually one of the few scenes that I really liked in this movie. It wasn't the usually, "Bang! I jumpscared you", it built suspense and used the background to actually show something weird and creepy. I know, others find it funny because of the woman doing some weird shit, but for me, it was a great scene.

[@thenamesej9674]

I agree with this but I feel the CGI was perfectly fine *spoilers below* The CGI yea was bad but it was ok in my opinion. The IT spider was fantastic for what It was. The old grandma was really fucking weird though. But I feel the CGI was perfectly fine for what it was. And I kinda agree with the whole the ending was goofy. I would have preferred a more evil threatening ending. I didn’t really want a red queen looking ass Pennywise get heart broken.

[@sethescitalopram2565]

the reason IT has always been my favourite horror movie is because the horror isn’t just the brutal shit you see in most horrors, but that the scary part is appealing to your maternal/paternal instincts if you do have them. i was terrified for these kids and i hated that the adults weren’t protecting them from “it”, i don’t give a shit about adults having a hard time in horrors with some supernatural entity but as soon as a child is brought into the equation it’s scary that you can’t protect them.

[@ZombieByte]

it still didn't have the scene that every adaptation of the book is missing, the child orgy.

[@dariusmaresca8085]

My initial thoughts exiting the auditorium was basically this video. I mean literally word for word descriptions of my view on humor, suspense, emotion/character dev/storytelling, except the end was unsavory to me for the exact same reason. Some parts of stories can’t be depicted well because it lacks our own imagination and attachment that reading a book offers. And in regards to breaking worthwhile increasing suspense, the portion of the movie where each “Loser’s” fear is faced, some ended so abruptly or with drastic changes in attitude that left you, as you said, “self-aware” of the acting. It felt like watching a mini series about each character right before the epic conclusion was gonna happen. And you’re like, “Well shit the entertainment and gore value is here but can we hurry up and get to (the spoiler of spoiler) and (spoiler this fucking spoiler)”

[@DFGHOUSE]

They should get Zillakami on The Official Podcast

[@alejandro-bw1ol]

Sosmula

[@buttholelettuce]

@@alejandro-bw1ol i dont really like sosmula tbh

[@alejandro-bw1ol]

@@buttholelettuce that's your opinion so ima respect that.

[@buttholelettuce]

@@alejandro-bw1ol thanks for being polite about it

[@nightfighter7452]

I want sos to tell the boys more about how he likes to sell crack

[@hihello3204]

47 Meters Down Uncaged PLEASE

[@SmileytheSmile]

I can't belive thy gave the Twitter clown meme his own movie. He's as scary in this as he was terrible in Twitter.

[@TheMuffinMan15]

Thank you so much for updating the intro

[@delil1000]

I am suprised that you gave it a 80. Most reviewers gave it a 6 or 7 and that it was ok but not great. I am def seeing it 2 next week.

[@vermin5367]

7:08 P A R A N O R M A L S N E E Z E

[@NA-in4yw]

James Charles: “The Movie was awful, not gay enough”

[@rowanvandenheuvel7823]

The movie hasn’t hit my theatre yet, but I’m really hyped to watch it! I like watching these vids to get a bit of insight on how the movie’s gonna be, and I appreciate that you don’t delve right into spoilers. I really liked the first IT movie, it was one of the first horror movies to actually make me interested in the lore. I’ve got high hopes for this one, and I’ve got a much lower bar than you do, I’m easily impressed by movies.

[@shwattzfredrick4950]

Midsommer will never live up to the greatness that was IT Chapter two.

[@IMakeItRain13]

Midsommar was absolute trash, the fact that that was supposed to be a decent scary movie from the makers of hereditary is crazy. Hopes were so high. This movie could be as bad as the nun and it’d still be better than Midsommar, but I agree w you sonny

[@Hevvvyyy]

Dude, it wont live up to the devil from Tenacious D

[@thehanukkandor590]

@@IMakeItRain13 don't try so hard lol it's a masterpiece

[@IMakeItRain13]

Dante Escalante lmfaoooo

[@IMakeItRain13]

Blown the Guy dude Midsommar was a movie meant to be watched on acid, if that’s what u wanna call a masterpiece.

[@lllXanderlll]

There was a sequel ? Holy shit that went super under the radar. I haven't seen a single ad or promotion about this movie and haven't heard anyone talk about it till now which seems kinda odd

[@rwandanstarbux1494]

YOU’RE NOT THE EATER OF WORLDS, YOU’RE A CLOWN.

[@rickyspanish6087]

Always looking forward for your movie review.

[@joe6269]

The only thing scarier then it is Charlie's knees

[@thedenseone6443]

Oooh snazzy new intro increased global moisture