I Finally Watched It

[@fira857]

I had the worst whiplash seeing "I talked to sneako" and then "I finally watched it". The opening statements thankfully brought me back.

[@EveTheRaviolo]

GOD SAME I felt true and raw fear for a few seconds

[@jonaslowery837]

@@EveTheRaviolo hate to break it to you guys but he watched cuties when it came out lol

[@KrisPBacon69]

@@jonaslowery837 he didn’t finish it tho

[@reaperofmemes923]

i thought he convinced him😂

[@rrkred3561]

@@jonaslowery837 he didnt watch all of it.

[@Amanda-if7ey]

Robert Patterson's interviews about twilight are amazing, no one hates the franchise more than he does

[@idontcare9041]

Lmao I watched a compilation, great stuff. I remember watching some movie he was in some time after Twilight and I wasn't sure if it'd be good as he had a horrible reputation following it but it was really good and he's a great actor.

[@Donika691]

@@idontcare9041 both Robert and Kristen are far better at acting than they were in twilight, they never deserved the bad reputations, but to be fair they did actually nail the characters because that's literally how they were written in the books. Its all down to the writing and direction lol

[@victoriaa7128]

For better or worse, they did help catapult him to fame (along with Goblet of Fire)

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

I do.

[@12345678927164]

Because it’s both a great embarrassment and why he is even known as an actor

[@EmporerDragon]

The acting wasn't terrible, the actors were perfectly portraying how well-written the characters were. It takes serious skill to be able to accurately portray someone whose internal monologue is a potato rotating in a microwave.

[@sw4mpy]

Fr, like Bella is described in the book as being very average (maybe even a lil dull / boring), so yeah it makes sense why Kristen Stewart portrayed her as an NPC with little depth (whether it was intentional or not, lol)

[@liarwithagun]

​@@sw4mpy To be fair, that is the target audience. Average teenage girls who want to feel 'special' and have the fantasy of getting the 1/1,000,000 guy. Pretty common sort of thing for wish-fulfillment books. They are usually the popcorn or junk-food of literature.

[@manofonetitle]

Twilight's popularity was a testament to how girls will be into ANYTHING as long as the popular hollywood guy is in it. Case in point: High School Musical

[@BlitzoSuck33]

The acting was ass. On par with the book

[@shiannafoxx]

@@manofonetitle High school musical is GOOD

[@willryan6523]

Robert Pattinson said in an interview that when he read the script, he absolutely hated Edward. He talked to the director about it, but they weren't changing anything, so he played him as a character who just hates himself because he didn't know what else to do 🤣

[@btwiusearch2]

if anyone reads this i wish you a wonderful life

[@Soliderboy45188]

​@@btwiusearch2God bless buddy ❤

[@allys744]

Oh wow, that explains it. Outside of Twilight, Robert is a decent actor.

[@DrRAZI99]

That sounds about right

[@DJHyperRhythm]

“The romance feels AI generated” No words in the English language have never been so perfect to describe Twilight.

[@playstation.e7703]

NO ONE IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE

[@belafalda7594]

i watched it about 15yrs ago or so and i thought "my god, thats 2hrs im never getting back again" lol

[@idk9637]

​@@belafalda7594 omg is u named after bella!?!? Which team are u jacob or edward!? Oh my goshh another twilight loverr. Woohooo

[@Adam-hs9ft]

No why is this so accurate like actually

[@matthewsapp4159]

Lol

[@jojothebard6687]

It’s honestly a miracle that Robert Patterson was able to recover from this. So glad that Twilight wasn’t the height of his career.

[@Whocares1987]

So true….dude actually has good taste and picks great projects. I’d have to imagine he took this role simply because it was offered.

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@DxrkArtz]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT AND YOU DON'T 😢

[@muhibaqeel9709]

He seems to be doing good as batman tho..

[@anthonymarquez4617]

Because he's actually a very good actor.

[@starshine9662]

I've loved Twilight forever. Why? 1) it's the only romance series with no actual romance 2) the soundtracks are fire 3) it's absolutely amazing at how awkward it is 4) cgi renesmee 5) I had the original on DVD and you could watch the entire movie with commentary from the director, Kristen Stewart, and Robert Pattinson. Robert roasted the movie for the entire 2 hours it was pure gold. I love his hatred for the series

[@en2336]

Twilight is a fantastic comedy movie

[@chriscanfly6386]

God it's awful

[@wolfflamegamer5766]

Yeah terrible

[@bridgett9004]

I got the same dvd, was hilarious

[@LoveMyUnusual]

It's definitely gold for ridicule, it's so insane. It's sad to see people old enough to know better (now) still salivating over the nostalgia wave of new Twilight merch lmao. Obviously, the nostalgia is the factor here, but damn. I agree, the soundtrack is unironically awesome, though. Cosmonaut's reaction series on it is 100% gold lol.

[@RoamingIRaccoon]

Michael Sheen is the best part of the series. Guy walked onto set, immediately realized how much of a hilarious mess he got into, and decided to just chew scenery like there's no tomorrow. His laugh is fucking comedic gold

[@yeetwchybaban]

Heh

[@justsummers1559]

@@yeetwchybaban Hah

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Roflmao Cosmonaut said the same thing. Being a true freak of nature vampire because why not.

[@kevinthefabulous1118]

Camp

[@Beatmyguest001]

I fucking love him so much

[@Whitewingdevil]

"Jacob is the only character not insulting and belittling her" yeah that's gonna change real quick.

[@purplepuddlesuwu]

Can't wait until he gets to the part Where he wants to bang the baby Lmao

[@Shadowswolf9666]

Went from genuine nice guy to Reddit Nice Guy to EDP in a matter of a few movies

[@emberpowertcg7692]

@@Shadowswolf9666 fr, he felt so genuine in the first movie then wolfed out or something weird

[@pokehybridtrainer]

Imprinting... yeaaaah

[@soupspecimin]

Charlie being shocked about the sparkling scene is hilarious lmao

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@you_tube6733]

i turnd it off right then. its too gay

[@michaelburke6556]

why is this comment generating the holy trinity of bots

[@neox6571]

​@@michaelburke6556 there are four now

[@beeziebubs2756]

I’m just waiting for him to get to the scene in the movies where, right after Bella nearly dies after giving birth, we find out the real reason Jacob was so into Bella wasn’t because he loved her but because he was actually in love with the egg inside her that would eventually become her daughter, Renesmee- and he just didn’t know it until after she was born.

[@TheAlanRaptor]

The baseball scene truly is S Tier. One of the greatest things ever committed to film. When the two vampire sides square up by making anime poses and hissing like cats, I cry laughing every time.

[@Febard]

sounds fun xD maybe ill have to watch that movie

[@User-435ggrest]

And the music is fantastic as well 😅

[@warlordofbritannia]

Eat your heart out Bull Durham! 😂

[@MollyHJohns]

Just turn your braincells off when watching the series and take them as they are. I've watched them before and I wasn't as affected but if I try to watch them now, I know I'll be damned to cringe lol

[@catnipwarrior]

"My monkey man" ❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@EveTheRaviolo]

5:05 Charlie's impression of Edward is a masterpiece, Oscar worthy, and tbh now I want a Twilight version where Edward is exactly saying "shoo shoo shoo, bitch, you fucking harpy, run, get out of here" to Bella 😂

[@oddabandon]

I think a remake of the movie, just with Charlie's rendition, would be hilarious. A parody of the movies

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@oddabandon absolutely. After all, with his acting skills and experience in big roles such as in Hunger Games, we would have an absolute cinematic masterpiece

[@AllentheAlien445]

​@@EveTheRaviolo What are you gonna do, shut it down?

[@epgamer1145]

It would be in character

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Some video editor wizard should overdub that into the scene lol.

[@SquareoftheLightOnes]

Twilight is like that one fanfic you'd write as a teenager, except Twilight actually got published instead of throwing it away in shame once you became an adult.

[@liamwhittaker8691]

That first bit is funny when you find out that it started as a weird 50 Shades fanfic 😂

[@z3phyru2]

​@@liamwhittaker8691 It's the other way around, actually. 50 shades was inspired by Twilight

[@liamwhittaker8691]

@Zephyr oh really? Shit, my bad; could've swore I read somewhere saying it was 50 Shades -> Twilight

[@daniyah5613]

@@ithink3979 that is a very specific description... you don't happen to fit the bill, do you? 🤨

[@DigitalCannibal]

I can't WAIT until he gets to: 1. Bella and Edward having sex. 2. Bella's pregnancy. 3. The entire CGI "Baby Renesmee" plot line...which is pure comedy gold!

[@localmenace3043]

I always crack up at Bella’s “YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER???” line. It’s so dramatic and hilarious.

[@himikojou5111]

The classic, "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!?!" kills me every time, it's sooo funny

[@blending_in]

Priceless

[@localmenace3043]

@@himikojou5111 That makes the scene even _better._ It’s legitimately comedy gold.

[@superelite5133]

Charlie the only man to make a twilight video after casually having a civil discussion with sneako

[@addicted_to_coffee]

More like, massacring sneako

[@KingKobra49]

Imagine having a not so fun and thinking I’ll let you have a bad day?? Come see some funny content that will 100% change your mood and put a smile on your face 😊🌟🫶🏼

[@Red_Fahad]

👇🏻🧢

[@gryzz6873]

@YeaMan I hope you make it big so we can all come back to your baiting comments for views and traction, so then you look like a bafoon.

[@UnitedGaming_12]

How Many Years You're Mother Will Live 1 Sub.s.c.r.i.b.e = 100 Year's

[@AKA253]

I love how both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart regret those movies, Stewart half the time just doesn’t respond to questions about Twilight. They’ve moved on. Also a reminder that My Chemical Romance was asked to make a song for the series but they declined, and later wrote a song for the kids’ show Yo Gabba Gabba.

[@runawaykiwibird7461]

I also heard recently that MCR, along with another band Slipknot, is going to be in the upcoming FNAF movie.

[@sarcastichearts]

mcr also made a song called "vampire money" after being asked and refusing to do the song for twilight, lmao.

[@leahscontemporary]

When did Kristen Stewart say she ever regret Twilight?? She was just on some morning show last week giving praises to it

[@sarcastichearts]

@@leahscontemporary i think it was more in the past that she regretted it. in recent years both kirsten and robert have taken to speaking more fondly abt their time being involved with the twilight saga

[@autisticbaconenjoyer]

they wrote a song for yo gabba gabba? hold on what episode is that in because if i have to go through watching that show again to find that song i will

[@MoonWielder]

"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?!" This line from the Twilight movies still kills me every time. 😂

[@rockyy2883]

the glazing is crazy

[@legallyawarcriminal4524]

For me it’s “Bella! Where the hell have you been loca!! 🤩”

[@misssaramadness]

Saaaame lol

[@lulugoodnight2747]

Mine is what comes right after “SHES A BABY” the delivery is so good

[@infinitecurlie]

I cannot wait for Charlie to comment on that line lmao.

[@businesszeus6864]

A lot of people assume the actors' performances are terrible, but that's really how Bella and Edward are portrayed in the books. Their act is actually genius

[@AMan-xz7tx]

one of the rare occurances where the movie is significantly better than the book, and both are still shit

[@lowlowseesee]

ive never thought the performances were terrible. but i also am old as fuck and saw it with the lens of someone who has been in the theater and knows film well. always seemed to me to be purposely campy and very self aware

[@Gchildwarrior]

And I love that Robert makes fun of the movies in his interviews. 😂

[@alexb7092]

I agree, plus if you look at some of the other firms that say, Kristen Stewart has been in, you'd be surprised Speak (2004?) She was a kid in this film but it still breaks my heart, because I went through similar stuff Fierce people (Around the same time period I believe) she does play more of a crazy rich girl here, but you'll notice her characters are different She does often smile, although she has a small smile at that, a kind of awkward one, no offence to the woman, but it's small and not super obvious, but that's her smile and just because her mouth corners aren't ear to ear doesn't mean she's not smiling I remember everyone used to rag on her for not smiling but she was just playing the part, poor thing lol

[@TokyoMystify]

I mean Robert has said in interviews that he was almost fired from the job because he kept trying to do something different with the character that went against...well what we got on the screen lol

[@NeonPlantChris]

Charlie having fluffy hair is a once in a lifetime experience

[@TeeJack_1]

I enjoy Charlie like a lot

[@lethalslaughterband5498]

@@p-__1000 comments, Why? You only have one video.

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@BestOfAnimalss]

I kinda like his curly hair

[@DxrkArtz]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT AND YOU DON'T 😢

[@introvertswag6494]

In my senior year a few weeks before graduation one of my teachers decided to play the Twilight movies as most people in my class hadn't seen it. We spent a whole week riffing, criticizing, and pointing out potholes with the teacher and it was honestly one of the most fun and entertaining times in high school. Man I miss that teacher she was a blast

[@scorpionqueen8586]

Charlie: Jacob is only one who can talk to Bella without insulting her. Give it time.

[@MissChanandlerB0ng]

that's what I was thinking as well 😭😭

[@kimberleywilliams7802]

Yh like give it two movies, lmao.

[@wildfirefox1]

Even worse, he threatens to kill himself if she doesn't kiss him 😂😂

[@SuperPrestogamer]

@@wildfirefox1 😂, She breaks her fist punching him when he kissed her! That had me dying….These movies are more of a comedy than anything else

[@Yakshimara]

@@wildfirefox1 Bella tried to do the same just for the chance to see Edward. I think that's just how they show 'love' in this universe.

[@jaderivas7008]

Everyone had a heart attack thinking it was cuties 😭 Charlie knew wtf he was doing when he put that for the title after that hour long Sneako convo

[@cvonsmusic]

FOR REAL

[@bingusbruhh]

I literally stopped watching that video just to watch this one

[@_mxms]

Nah fr

[@RealTalkAlexV]

Same, he said he’s already watched it before though and had to turn it off

[@NottyGurlStyle]

😂 I low key thought the same thing

[@Brad-lt2re]

The way he slams her into that cabinet when she cuts her finger is just bizarre but hilarious

[@crowdemon_archives]

Ah yes, let's make her bleed more, because... Idk

[@mychaeljones7526]

In Reinfield?? How does that become hilarious? Unless it's the Awkwafina maybe.

[@mychaeljones7526]

8:15

[@Brad-lt2re]

@@mychaeljones7526 lay off the gear

[@vallennes]

I read twilight when I was 14 and loved it. Read new moon and was like "alright.... still good but it feels a bit weird romanticizing such a strange relationship". read eclipse and I was like "hmm im not in love anymore but I need to know what happens." Read breaking dawn, got to the pregnancy part, and immediately contracted PTSD.

[@LoveMyUnusual]

Lol same. I won the first 2 books in a scary story writing contest. I liked the first, then the second was painfully boring. It was like weird, dry, boring fanfic....which it is lmao.

[@chuck948]

Could you explain the PTSD part? I never cared for movies let alone books but now I'm curious as to how bad it gets lmao

[@JV_BMX]

Good luck paying therapy bro

[@yak-piss]

@@chuck948 The 4th movie spends 40 minutes on Edward and Bella getting married, then another 40 minutes on them having sex and playing chess on their honeymoon. The rest of the movie is Bella getting pregnant with a baby that grows super fast, to the point where she's dying of malnutrition until Edward's dad gives her a sippy cup with blood in it, then she's ok. At the end Edward has to give her a C-section and the baby comes out and Bella turns into a vampire. Jacob thinks Bella died so he goes to kill her baby but then makes eye contact with it (btw this baby was made using ~2010 CGI) and romantic music plays. Then I'm pretty sure that's where it ends. In the 5th movie, Bella's baby becomes a preteen in the span of like a week, so these Italian vampires decide it's an "immortal child" and decide to kill it (because it's not actually immortal). To stop the Italians, Edward's dad goes around recruiting all these vampires with special powers throughout the world to come prepare for battle. But instead of actually having a climax, Edward's sister Alice just tells the head Italian that a battle would result in him dying, so the Italians peacefully leave and they all live happily ever after and Jacob marries Bella's daughter. THe end.

[@chuck948]

@@yak-piss lmfao hahaha

[@Aussie_Tom]

Edward's reaction to Bella entering the classroom is the epitome of the 'Imagine the Smell' meme

[@jalawlis1990]

You didn't think of the smell, you bitch! Such a classic Dennis line

[@adam-ks7bp]

Zaza?

[@why-hf6gc]

@@adam-ks7bp I wish 😔

[@mikey_m114]

Bella’s birthday party scene in New Moon will quite literally always make me burst into hysterics - it’s so goddamn absurd and the way she hits the wall then smashes onto the table is just TOO good 😭

[@lisavjoness0]

its so over the top and the acting is so bad, it takes a lot to sit there with a straight face

[@YeSukee]

​@Patrick39 not really no

[@nomadikoslykos3386]

getting to experience Edward's Gaslighting for the first time is truly life changing

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@Vespyr_]

^The bots are evolving.

[@John_EMIYA_Miller]

​@@Vespyr_ Eh, not really. Though I am -impressed- intrigued by the fact that channel has existed for the past four years. Makes me think that it was a legitimate channel whose owner recently turned to the dark side.

[@rpsyco]

I can't wait for him to experience both Edward and Jacob gaslighting Bella...or the fact that Edward and Jacob had more chemistry in the tent scene together than either of them did with Bella.

[@nomadikoslykos3386]

@@rpsyco when Bella wakes up from having rigatoni

[@gagecowling5569]

The sequence where he's jumping from tree to tree as she's explaining what he is. Was truly a cinematic masterpiece

[@ansha17]

I will never forget Bella just lying down in the woods after Edward left her. She knew she was being hunted but just got into the fetal position and gave up 😂

[@kuritheking]

😂

[@raymondpatrick430]

Perfect representation of the modern day female.

[@nyxislost553]

@@raymondpatrick430 Ew

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@raymondpatrick430 Perfect representation of the modern day male. ☕

[@chickenisindeedmystyle7316]

@@raymondpatrick430 How do you manage to make everything unfunny?

[@oddabandon]

The way Charlie explains it is just making Edward out to be a grumpy old man, and honestly I'm all for it.

[@Kirbykibby]

Lmfao he basically is he's 100 years old mans wants to die he said it himself he envy Romeo n juliet bc they can die 💀 and he can't and he tired of the world just like an old grandpa.

[@Xtronicon]

@p-__ oh bro go to scat websites and you'll find girl farts better than both of yalls. Trust me it's a 10/10

[@LCBGarcia15]

hes literally over 100 yrs old so yes hes an old man

[@nitecore-wx9lj]

@Patrick39 I'm shitting my pants

[@cynxmanga]

He is grumpy tho. Typical teenage edgelord 😂

[@HiddenSunny]

I genuinely LOVE Robert Pattison's performance in Twilight. He really captures the essence of the character in the books. A 100+ y/o celibate teenaged boy stuck at the age of 17 for the rest of time.

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@DxrkArtz]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT AND YOU DON'T 😢

[@rufus5208]

Yeah Robert Pattinson was in his bag in the twilight series 🔥💯

[@you_tube6733]

your a girl

[@ItWasRevealedToMeInMyDreams]

The bots really hopped onto this one

[@banannarama]

This is so unbelievably cathartic. I was just the right age and demographic to be obsessed with Twilight when the books and movies originally came out, and so are a lot of my friends, so I haven’t met many people who haven’t seen at least the first Twilight movie. This is the reaction content I never knew I needed. The delight in Charlie’s face when he started describing the insane plot just sparks joy in my heart. My boyfriend and I are going to re-watch them all, thanks for the inspiration.

[@joelxyso]

Shut up.

[@arrianah3890]

I love twilight and think it's a funny and interesting franchise. The fact that he said Jasper is in a "perpetual state of Vietnam flashbacks" absolutely killed me because I never understood why he acted like that, even though he was newly "vegan"

[@warlordofbritannia]

Is he the Confederate one?

[@chorbi1847]

@@warlordofbritannia yes

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@chorbi1847 Jeez, imagine that same scene if Bella was black 😂

[@MiyakoPisces4.0]

😑

[@zatrat5696]

@@warlordofbritannia the WHAT

[@julyqjr]

This is exactly how I felt. In the beginning I was dead set on the film being unwatchable, but a few years later I saw my mom and sister watching it and found it so bad that it was really enjoyable.

[@hossdelgado626]

You got Stockholm syndrome

[@AhmeeStrider]

It gets even better and makes so much more sense when you remember that twilight is a self insert fanfic and Edward is supposed to be Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance and Jacob is supposed to be Stephenie Meyer’s cousin. Edit: I also just remembered that Jasper was a confederate soldier. I can not make this shit up.

[@BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

omg someone else who knows this!!! How do you feel being cursed by this knowledge?

[@Signy8]

WAIT HOLD UP. HER COUSIN????

[@akwaMartyna]

and then you have 50 shades - a Twilight fanfic - and 365 days - a 50 shades fanfic omg the inception doesn't stop lmao

[@Molluskcentral]

Does the fanfiception ever end?

[@rasvapurkki6294]

whatt i thought it was a harry potter fanfic

[@Madboiwastaken]

I've never seen anyone explain the twilight franchise as passionately as charlie

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@deerick3109]

I read the books years ago when I was flying around for work a lot. The second book like the movie is a real slog to get through but the other three books are ok.

[@Reldez_1]

Charlie, you're sleeping on The Host. Another Stephenie Meyer joint, where the protagonist spends the majority of the movie talking to themselves. Pure gold.

[@ShanaBanana3313]

Gold & luminescent centipedes 😂

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

In all honesty, the book wasn't that bad. The film though was absolutely awful. I just guess internal dialogue works better in print 🤷

[@Emilytea]

the book was good. i've never seen the movie but I can't imagine how the book would translate well

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

@@Emilytea it didn't translate well at all. Trust me, dont watch it.

[@passerinity]

Bella’s dad was the entire non-hormone-filled-teenager audience

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Bella's dad is the best character in the entire franchise. Dude is just casually drinking beers all the time and looking bored.

[@Shisui5752]

I will always love how Charlie gets to the point in his videos. No bullshit intros, just straight down to business.

[@artcowboy]

I’m screaming that Charlie didn’t know they really sparkled… I’m so glad he found out for himself lmao

[@angelaa7388]

Lmao when i watched the film after years of everyone gushing over it, I literally laughed out loud when Edward makes this whole big deal about "you need to see me in the light/i'm a monster" and then proceeds to *gently glisten*

[@pocketbread7535]

I watched him as he came out. I was so shocked on the sparkling scene. After rewatching the scene, I laughed until everything hurts. It was so bad, I loved it.

[@Vaul.]

Actually never heard of that till this video

[@artcowboy]

@@Vaul. wow I’m also glad for you that you have now seen that they really are glitter vampires lmao

[@hyguy1258]

The funniest part about when the Cullens leave in New Moon (at least in the books), is that it says he took everything that could lead back to any of them from her, including pictures and presents whatever. This also includes Edward going out of his way to rip out the new sound system out of Bella’s truck that Emmett had just installed. Hilarious😂

[@playstation.e7703]

NO ONE IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE

[@slackolantern]

Sound systems must work like airtags in their universe lol

[@writerintherye]

lmao I remember - the second movie (I think) also has the only scene that ever has any kind of sexual tension: between Bella and Carlisle

[@Crazy_Sarah98]

I thought Bella ripped it out herself though? Or at least she tried…

[@MINETURNNOWGamingRblxOnYT]

“You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?!” The fact that this line from the Twilight movies still kills me every time. 😂😂😂

[@venusthebenus]

My sister and I read the books. It’s a direct quote from Breaking Dawn. When we saw the movies in theatres and that line was actually in it, we didn’t shut up about it for MONTHS.

[@playstation.e7703]

NO ONE IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE

[@KariIzumi1]

@@venusthebenuscame here to say this, it’s actually book canon and it’s hilarious 😂

[@inofficialghostface]

It's hard to believe that it's common knowledge that Charlie's watched every bad movie in existence, yet he has never watched twilight until now

[@amaSenpai]

I'm so hyped for him to see what I thought was pure, actual horror with her pregnancy.

[@wizardlizard55555]

I always forget about that scene until I rewatch the movies. 😭 Childhood trauma, bro

[@richierios13]

@Patrick39 🤖

[@VV1tch3zNVVulv3z]

When she falls on her knee and you can HEAR it shatter… oh my god

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

The pregnancy is nothing compared to the creepy af CGI baby they decided to use instead of just getting an actual baby. That shit was nightmare inducing..

[@Beelzebubby91]

@@maxbracegirdle9990 fr it was so goddamn UGLY. Imagine going through all of that for your baby to end up looking like that

[@DaBayleef]

I've only seen Twilight once and my favorite part was "You fell down the stairs, and through a window!" Still kills me.

[@HinataElyonToph]

My favorite part is when she’s asking what the people around them are thinking and he goes “uhh money, sex, money, sex, CAT” and the guy thinking cat just looks at him, nods, and smiles

[@golden-not]

yes

[@zsookah3]

It's so odd Robert Pattinson was even in these. Dude is a great actor. Roles in The Lighthouse, The King, The Batman etc.

[@clownform]

Kristen Stewart is a great actress too

[@burhanbudak6041]

It's thanks to that trilogy he got the time and money to do good movies.

[@Ktakahashi18]

He was good in Harry Potter too and that was minimal and before this shit show

[@Ktakahashi18]

​@@clownform No shes not 😂 Have you seen Snow White and the Huntsman. That was so bad!

[@malicemiz]

His best acting was in Good Time if you haven’t seen it. Totally phenomenal flick and unsung.

[@ThatFunnyPlace]

If Charlie thinks cuties is bad wait till he hears who Jacob pairs with at the end 😂

[@triggeredlatina]

Omg!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope to God he reacts to that

[@THEE_Kisywisy]

Imprints!!

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

I still can't believe that was in the film

[@SuperPrestogamer]

@@THEE_Kisywisy saying that doesn’t make it any better

[@thatonequirkynerd2794]

@videogamedubs it’s not an excuse, just a reference to the movies…. At least that’s what I think they meant…

[@Litlydd]

The joy I have knowing that Charlie is now starting this series is astronomical ⭐️

[@freddie6307]

it's giving me so much joy to watch him discover twilight like a decade late 😭🤌🏻 his reactions are gold. it's like prometheus discovering fire.

[@Flame4Moonlight]

Damn you really have low expectations of life

[@c3ru1ean41]

@@Flame4Moonlight hating for no reason

[@Flame4Moonlight]

@@c3ru1ean41 just a joke, remember those?

[@wizardlizard55555]

@@Flame4Moonlight Jokes have to be funny

[@baylithe]

These books made every chick in high school suddenly friends. Goth chicks, softball team, stoners, preps. They dropped the care for cliques to all talk about Twilight. Then the movies came out. I remember going to see Eclipse with my ex and all the dudes waiting in line with their dates all looked super defeated.

[@cazhmonii]

i always found it weird that she just tears into her dad in that one scene, like charlie is the most passive man in the entire series. Literally any excuse would have been more than enough to get him off her back 😭

[@mags3905]

I passionately read the books, it's because Charlie would have never believed any other excuse and needed to keep him away from the bad vampire and needed to distance Bella from Charlie

[@taylorbeez]

@7:50 Jasper being in "A state of perpetual Vietnam flashbacks" is a pretty accurate description. I can't wait for you to witness the 3rd movie, it's pinnacle fun bad!

[@juliusweiss5447]

The level of betrayal Charlie is going to feel once he finds out Jacob's character arc is going to be worthy of a no. 1 spot in a "Top ten anime betrayals" list.

[@dantederi5062]

Wait till he gets around the imprinting bit

[@pspuser1100]

@@dantederi5062 my first thought too lmfaoo

[@ivorellarackley4401]

​@@dantederi5062 omg my instant thought when he said "we watched Twilight"! I buckled in knowing what's coming in a few movies hahaha

[@ethanlackey8048]

@@dantederi5062 I’ve always wondered how his actor feels about that.

[@protomato6427]

Can't believe Charlie and Sneako are best friends now and watched "Cuties" together, so wholesome

[@dynomar11]

As far as the acting goes, I think that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are doing exactly what is asked of them. And it's so amazing how they translated into performance. Because it's been proven that they're both good actors.

[@ethantodd8114]

True, imagine twilight without those two 😂😂

[@TenderNoodle]

Fr, people criticized Stewart for having no charisma and acting too “quirky” but that is literally how Bella is in the books, except even more judgemental and obsessed with being different™️

[@nolabratteig988]

​@Ethan Todd look up twilight without bella

[@ShanaBanana3313]

I think they both played the characters as they were portrayed in the books. Says more about the writing than the acting lol.

[@chawlz]

The Lighthouse was a banger. What a bizarre film.

[@kovaler7820]

Charlie doesn't stop to surprise me, first he track down Sneako and rip him to shreads like a ragdoll, then proceeds to travel to 2010 just to somehow make twilight relevant today.

[@Hurkes]

He's a KZbin Titan. 😅 He could do this all the same day!

[@BlitzDante]

Watching Twilight in 2023 has got to be the most unofficial thing to ever happen.

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@DxrkArtz]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT AND YOU DON'T 😢

[@newcrispypretzelchickenfri2486]

what

[@keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Literally every comment under this is a bot omg. KZbin does nothing lmao.

[@Pete_xp]

​@@keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa ya idk what they could do, it requires a massive AI to go around banning everyone

[@mjrtaurus2714]

I think the best part of the Fun Bad with the twilight series is that it takes itself so seriously. So very "I'm fourteen and this is deep" seriously.

[@daisyortiz9970]

As a teen, truly the appeal was the unspoken tension because I remember having these "omg my crush is here!" internal thoughts but being too shy to speak as a young teen and it was just relatable at that age. To be fair, watching it now as an adult - it's more like a comedy 😂😂

[@boxocold]

I knew Bella’s Dad looked familiar; had no idea he grew out his hair and started a KZbin channel. Good for Charlie

[@evalozano2942]

Lmao 🤣

[@greatcoldemptiness]

@J4ke. No

[@boxocold]

@@greatcoldemptiness biggest of oofts

[@Ligmaballin]

When i was like 12-14 i was such a twilight fanboy, it felt so angsty and edgy, i used to pretend like vampires were real and i pretended to be a vampire, looking back i wish i had one of those men in black memory eraser guns

[@sw4mpy]

Did you ever happen to read The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod? Besides Twilight, that was the epitome of the 2000s-early 2010s emo vampire craze 😂

[@mayhem7328]

Nah man its all good i was the same i mean i didnt pretend they were real but i just loved EVERYTHING that had something to do with vampires and especially the romamtic side of them

[@ellielane2313]

@@sw4mpy omfg I had forgotten about that series!! I am deceased. Edit: I have the fkn fourth book in my kindle app!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Edit #2: and the 5th book!! I purchased them in 2011 when I was 20 years old. The shame.

[@sticklyboi]

we all had that sorta phase didnt we

[@sneakymilkman4203]

I did that shit when I was in first grade. 12-14 is kinda crazy ngl

[@savvywitchbolts9616]

I think knowing that Robert Pattinson hates Edward makes watching these movies an even funnier experience! Can't wait to see your reactions to the other movies!

[@splorby176]

I got my bf at the time to watch all of them w me and at one point he fell asleep but I shook him a little hoping he’d at least get to see the Jacob imprinting thing and I shook and whispered “you have to wake up Jacob just fell in love w a baby” I’ve never seen someone bolt upright like that out of sleep

[@EveTheRaviolo]

omg this sounds downright hilarious, wish I had seen his face 😂

[@VikingTeddy]

My gf had me watch the whole series too, and I surprisingly kinda liked it. It had a few good bits sprinkled here and there, the rest of the time was awesomely bad, so I was entertained the whole time, just not how she imagined. If I have to find something to praise, I liked how the blue grey filter was removed when she got turned. (Charlie likely already got spoiler bombed), it was a nice surprise. The absolute highlights were the cursed cgi baby, and the final fight were I was like "Well *now* it gets good!", only to be blueballed, and legit pissed off. Shit was hilarious.

[@gabbythegreat4962]

@@VikingTeddyI recently showed my bf the last one. I hadn't seen it since childhood and it slowly dawned on both of us that it's just live-action anime. We had a good time after that realization

[@alexanderluna1845]

It's impressive how Robert Pattinson went from twilight to being freaking Batman ( a role he nailed btw amazingly good performance ) he is actually a really good actor

[@LostSpectre496]

Better Batman than this brooding pretty boy

[@KarlDelaney99]

​@@LostSpectre496 ?

[@LostSpectre496]

@@KarlDelaney99 You heard me, IRL the way that Pattisons character was talking to Bella, he would get his dog-ass whooped, even I wanted to go into the screen and punch him

[@KarlDelaney99]

@@LostSpectre496 Oh, I thought you were talking about another batman for a aec, my apologies

[@LostSpectre496]

@@KarlDelaney99 No I think Mr. Pattinson has redeemed himself as The Batman and the partner of a insane lighthouse keeper

[@true538]

I love how Charlie's explainations of the characters and their actions are so visceral, its great.

[@carrymycross6523]

Jacob might not be awkward now , but just you wait until he sees a CGI newborn baby.

[@jabble__]

I was a teenage girl when this came out and I loved it precisely because it was so hilariously awful. Glad you’re getting to experience this wild ride.

[@lucystoner]

Yeah, same. I got the experience Charlie got a decade ago when everyone told me to watch it 😂

[@HingleCringle]

How the hell were you even able to watch the movies considering how strict your religion is.

[@housemouseshorts]

@@lucystoner i kinda found myself being pushed into watching it 4 times.. my girlfreind at the time was fangirling over twilight..then my friend brought me with him for sanity sake because his sisster wanted to watch it. Then my Cozzen wanted to watch it so i brought them to the theater.. then my friends girlfriend wanted to watch it so everyone took their dates to it at the same time. oh 5 times actualy. becouse it aired on moive central(remeber premium movie channels on your cable sub before streaming) and my mom wanted to watch it. luckly she laughed her ass off at how bad it was so that was a fun veiwing lol

[@dxzzad6265]

You loved it because you obsessed or the people not because it’s bad

[@jabble__]

@@dxzzad6265 I liked the books in middle school but my friends and I laughed the whole time when we went to see the movie. We even wrote a parody script based on how ridiculous the film was.

[@yabiyabi]

That scene with the blood enticement!!! While I never watched these movies, I remember my cousin who did watch it and came to me saying "Women get on their period, aren't vampires supposed to smell that, why do they lose their balls over a cut" I died laughing for a long time just the way she said it. This memory definitely came to mind watching commentary

[@jimmysthoughts8571]

I just had that thought as well, wondering what they'd do when she was on her period, lol

[@wren7248]

I find it so silly that if Jasper goes crazy over a paper cut, WHY LET HIM INTO A HIGHSCHOOL, there's always gonna be someone with a period or a scraped knee

[@insertcoolusername6213]

Someone actually asked the creator of twilight (forgot her name) and apparently since the blood isn't fresh like from a cut or something they aren't attracted to it

[@jimmysthoughts8571]

@@insertcoolusername6213 Oh, so she made up an answer that doesn't make sense? You know, because a period is a regular flow and if anyone gets hurt, that's obviously fresh blood.

[@insertcoolusername6213]

@@jimmysthoughts8571 yeah she just lacks knowledge on female anatomy ig

[@agentmith]

I’ve always loved the Twilight movies, they were so bad that they’re amazing. From Bella’s vapid expressions and she frowns and shakes her head in response to everything, to the sparkly vampires for some reason, to the Mormon overtones. 10/10

[@sativadiva2389]

Funny enough the shitty blue filter was actually plot relevant though: they lived in that area because it was super rainy and cloudy and they wouldn't risk sparkling as often

[@HighBoi]

i wanna join the watch party for the second movie..... cuz i've also never seen the rest of them. edit: collab on garbage vampire movie?

[@DuxpaOfficial]

Funny movie review guy

[@squarohedron0664]

here comes the massive wave of replies

[@litten7755]

Amazing KZbinr found

[@HighBoi]

DAMN we can actually do a collab on this.

[@thestraydog]

You're luckier than me then, those last two are a doozy...

[@goblinpopcorn1367]

It's not often Charlie can describe something with more emotion than is present in the source material

[@keithmichael112]

That scene where Edward smells Bella because she stepped in front a fan is still the funniest thing. He looks like he's going to be ill

[@biggusriggus7693]

For real! I remember it looking like a mixture of him about to barf and like he creamed his jeans

[@devingroh3185]

Charlie is hooked on the twilight series. Only took 12 years but we're here 🎉

[@playstation.e7703]

NO ONE IS BETTER THAN CHARLIE

[@afridgetoofar1818]

*15 years

[@writerintherye]

It's so fun to hear him rave about scenes I remember seeing in the theatre years ago

[@noodle_tax]

next: cuties

[@emancules]

@@writerintheryeyou actually watched this shit in theaters?💀

[@brandonchandlerMGnO]

"You bxthh, how dare you bleed in front of my family," Oh my god I'm dying. And Edward's stare is too good.

[@Noided88815]

I absolutely adore the twilight movies. Not just because I love Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, but because they're so goofy and so self serious that you just can't help but love them. That baseball scene in the first one is unironically a great scene too, not even joking that shit banged.

[@justsummers1559]

It's so ridiculous 😂 and the Muse song. Ded.

[@jaykay6222]

The baseball scene was a good example of some dumb fun being taken super seriously, and it was a really fun scene back in the day. Can't say how my opinion might have changed now

[@Noided88815]

@@jaykay6222 hell even now I genuinely think it's a well made scene. It's a product of its time, sure, but the concept of these immortal vampires still finding ways to have fun without exposing themselves is really cool!

[@jaykay6222]

@@Noided88815 True

[@kimberleywilliams7802]

SAAME omg I love Twilight DOWN. The first movie is pure unadulterated fun. it's a sreiously good laugh, and the scene in the last movie when Vamp Bella beats up Jacob? MMM Chefs kiss, 10/10.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Charlie's fluffy hair is as majestic as his deadpan commentary

[@KingKobra49]

Imagine having a not so fun and thinking I’ll let you have a bad day?? Come see some funny content that will 100% change your mood and put a smile on your face 😊🌟🫶🏼

[@UnitedGaming_12]

How Many Years You're Mother Will Live 1 Sub.s.c.r.i.b.e = 100 Year's

[@-MasonLaRue]

​@YeaMan the guy below you is a bot though

[@dinglebop5700]

@YeaMan I am a bot (not a bot)

[@thepebble265]

This L trying to farm likes again, eventually more and more people are gonna notice that

[@CP-hn1zy]

With the compost garden scene you’re forgetting how he started that conversation. In the previous scene, Bella rejected a date proposal from one of her friends and told him she can’t because she’s going to Jacksonville. What appears to be an hour later, Edward, who was not in that conversation, walks up to her and , unprompted, asks “what’s in Jacksonville?”

[@hazardouspotato5280]

A few years ago I was recovering from surgery and decided I would finally watch Twilight for the first time to distract me from pain and oh goodness it was truly something.

[@Emmy-S55]

The goofiest thing about these movies is that whenever Edward isn’t in his angry mode, he has a permanent Zoolander stare and I simply cannot hold even the slightest giggle every time he’s on screen

[@marksman16]

BLUE STEEL !!!

[@sw4mpy]

My absolute favorite scene in the book is when Edward gets horny over Bella wearing a full-length khaki skirt... he literally describes her as "utterly indecent" 🤣 The Mormon really jumped outta Stephenie Meyer when she wrote that

[@ehfe]

Charlie is the only dude who could talk about anything and make it entertaining.

[@92guate]

Man I’m hyped for you Charlie. We need updates and potentially a moist meter for these movies. I’m excited for you to see the finale lol

[@shirleytodd1]

Being a twilight fan is ironically and unironically enjoying this incredulous franchise. All the actors hated being there, you didn’t take the books too seriously, and the movies were an event watch party with all of your friends. It’s sad that it was dismissed at the time simply because it was a thing “girls liked”. The movie soundtracks were all on my iPod nano and to this day I still love all the songs. I’m happy that Twilight gets to be revived every few years. ENJOY IT PEOPLE!

[@sw4mpy]

Fr, the soundtracks were the best part imo!

[@Crimsontalor]

its essentially a culmination of the bad pulpy romance novels with like fabio on the cover into a memey mess that people loved unironically and ironically.

[@eldritchseraphim]

well how did we get hhhEEYYYYAAAAAaar~

[@pasalasaga]

No

[@LostSpectre496]

Naaaahhhhhh

[@HomelessTaxation]

I really liked the indie, cold, dreary small town vibes of the first movie. Color coding, the soundtrack (which most of the soundtracks for the series bang) but I honestly think the first movie nailed the vibe they were going for.

[@reeigan]

fr the soundtrack was actually so good ngl

[@sw4mpy]

​@@reeigan I still yell-sing along to Paramore's Decode to this day

[@HomelessTaxation]

@@sw4mpy love that song like a family member

[@gc3953]

Charlie is so wise we can't even understand what he's saying

[@pukeoutmyguts]

@@lucl4 shut up

[@tempest8920]

​@@lucl4your parents had you for tax purpose.

[@UnitedGaming_12]

How Many Years You're Mother Will Live 1 Like = 0 Years 1Subbbdde=100Years

[@thejooper]

His third eye is always open

[@darthvader673]

Lol

[@MMumbles]

Cinematherapy said it best: "Edward courts Bella the way Batman intimidates villains."

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

One time I saw a short comic where, after finding out one guy is a vampire and another guy is a werewolf, Bella starts being paranoid that everyone around her is a mummy or a zombie or some other monster.

[@mykal2803]

Twilight is so meme worthy. There was a marathon when I was in jail and for weeks all the guys would just quote the movie to annoy everyone. "This is the skin of a killer.. bella" lol

[@rugeramerican308]

What? Haha Now I imagine huge tattoed guys quoting this shit😂

[@EveTheRaviolo]

wait they have twilight movie marathons in jail? Well that sounds like some good source of fun if you can get everyone to just crack jokes at the movie and laugh about it

[@mykal2803]

@@EveTheRaviolo lol... haha they have cable t.v.. the network showing the movies had marathons.. there isn't like "twilight movie marathon" specifically in jail lol...

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@mykal2803 oooooh oke fair enough fair enough haha

[@ulfur3735]

what were u in jail for?

[@mrbuffwoopmusic8788]

"You look like the werefolf guy from twilight" was the only compliment i ever received, felt really good Whenever i feel down, i repeat those words in my head

[@WilliamLucas-id9bs]

Taylor Lautner

[@ariariaris]

This is such a delightful comment that I’m actually mad a pörnbot stole it. I’m glad you got something nice out of it man I was a big Team Jacob girlie back in the twilight days!

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@DxrkArtz]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT AND YOU DON'T 😢

[@Mariodash23]

Twilight is one of those franchises where the fans and haters all get along because despite how stupid it is, it still brings joy to everyone who talks about it.

[@bloodredruby69]

I choked on my own tongue when he said "I thought he was fuzzy!" about the bad CGI sparkles. Goddamn, I needed that laugh today. Thanks Charlie. 😂

[@Mollypop_1]

When I went to the psyche ward there was nothing to do so this one lady had us watch every twilight movie over and over and over again. Make me crazier than when they threw me in there

[@Theendman42]

Should have requested John Wick 1 be played.

[@marisalinas3493]

they played this movie at my college movie theater for free. it was the best 2 hours ever because it was like i was watching it with all my friends. the whole theater was reacting to every horrible scene together.

[@cameronharvey4746]

My god I can not wait for him to watch the rest of the movies if this is his reaction to the first one. They truly get SO MUCH worse. The reveal after the big battle in the last movie genuinely made me laugh for like five minutes straight. Its one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

[@moonshadow941]

Every year since i was 15 (im 29 now) i have a Twilight movie marathon night and Its such a good laugh! I started as a teenage twi-hard that read all the books many times over and then I remember driving 2 hrs on a school night with my bff and her mum just to go watch the release of the first movie. We were obsessed to say the least. But all these years later, those movies are a yearly re-watch. Too many hilariously bad but iconic scenes like when Bella walks into class and Edward smells her. I laugh every time

[@hugepandapro949]

Charlie went from giving sneako character development to watching twilight

[@kimmyfreak200]

lol

[@KingKobra49]

Imagine having a not so fun and thinking I’ll let you have a bad day?? Come see some funny content that will 100% change your mood and put a smile on your face 😊🌟🫶🏼

[@NotOfTroy]

He's so versatile I love it

[@DxrkArtz]

Charlie commented on my Video im literally crying 😭

[@DxrkArtz]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT AND YOU DON'T 😢

[@friendwasslainbyhamudi5062]

MY HEART LITERALLY DROPPED I THOUGHT AFTER THE SNEAKO CONVERSATION HE WATCHED CUTIES IN FULL

[@swoozie]

Moonfall was fun tho. No lies detected.

[@hydrosmurf-3710]

wassup random guy with a lot subscribers

[@Antoncool3000]

Swoozie the goat🐐

[@Alovesdogs]

so glad someone else gets it. one of my sister and i's favorite jokes is just yelling at each other randomly "AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME???"