Moist Meter | The Devil All The Time

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The Devil All The Time (2020 Crime / Drama / Thriller Movie), starring Robert Pattinson, Hayley Bennett and directed by Antonio Campos as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.
Moist Meter Scientists:
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Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
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Intro Voice: goo.gl/y5YRWY

[@JohnDoe97637]

The narrator is actually the author of the original book. He's just telling the story.

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐱🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬🌜!🎓🐩💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !

[@arturjakusev1048]

@@michaeljackson8390 stop spamming

[@saturatedcranium]

no shit, it said in the credits

[@xxminecrafthype443]

Jarrhed ??? Charlie wasn’t aware of it.

[@phenyxswartz941]

And you are the priest

[@Danidev]

Love the close up charlie looking handsome as always

[@Cruscker]

Beauty pageant

[@markoandfriends9863]

Dani yep 😂

[@frames100k2]

Y

[@karimeladawy9036]

That beard is looking sharp as ever

[@hgatuamo8381]

Hey boner

[@Love-Lagoon]

Robert Pattinsons character is from Tennessee which im from. His accent was spot on. It didnt match everyone else because they're from a different place.

[@sometimeslol5578]

Yea people really don't know there's different southern accents, like Alabama and Texas sound very different

[@Love-Lagoon]

@@sometimeslol5578 yep you're exactly right

[@filmmaekrstudios]

Yo I’m from Tennessee too

[@precarioushuman8228]

i'm from Tennessee too and no one here sounds like that

[@perraterca]

idk i been all around the south my whole life and all these characters sounded weird to me lol

[@fpa417]

Robert Pattinson really turned his career around with some banger movies.

[@EyedOmally]

Good Time has entered my favorite movie list with how bizarre yet intriguing it is. His performance is top notch. Still need to watch The Lighthouse as I'm a fan of Willem Dafoe as well, and that looks to be equal amounts of bizarre yet intriguing, if not more so.

[@SloMoBrosIsTheHoe]

BioShaq you’re going to absolutely love The Lighthouse

[@adamh8368]

He was good in the King

[@asheleydavies]

DELUSIONS!!!!

[@rougeninja24]

BioShaq man the lighthouse was incredible

[@betterideas]

You can tell Charlie has shampood his mane today

[@Vagumcookbook]

Nah, he shampooed yesterday and brushed it today

[@specialknees6798]

Funny seeing you here

[@totsmalotes2082]

I mean its the moistmeter its an important day

[@samevans1672]

Conditioner is what you need not shampoo lmao

[@frogetbrotak7902]

Huh, it's cool to see you here. :D

[@namwons6581]

That moist meter doesn’t look like 80% charlie.

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐱🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬🌜!🎓🐩💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !

[@arturjakusev1048]

@@michaeljackson8390 no one cares

[@nimblelime380]

I hate bots

[@Oxygen1004]

80% i don't even see 1%

[@dougdelyser2734]

@@michaeljackson8390 yes

[@PHTY100]

The score: 80% The moist meter bar: *No, no I don’t think I will*

[@piplupxpp]

*Yes*

[@ashtonoates4798]

3, take it or leave it

[@Jonnythecowboy666]

Dude that irked me so much

[@cloudbasedbear]

at least it tried

[@Re1vax]

I understood that reference.

[@TacoKnight96]

I know Pattinson's accent is getting a lot of flak but I think he did a pretty good job of portraying an Appalachian accent, and seeing as his character is from Tennessee it's regionally specific! I think it sounds weird to most people outside of the Appalachias because they're used to the more nebulous southern accent that Tom Holland did in this movie. However, as someone from east Tennessee I can tell you I know way more people who sound like Pattinson's character than Holland's character.

[@SadisticAngel]

Ok so I wasn't crazy. I thought it was accurate to that region.

[@josh043p6]

I also thought his accent added to his creep factor.

[@tylerguest7497]

Agreed. Pattinson's accent was way closer than Tom's was (as someone who has lived in the south their entire life)

[@younggrinch2826]

Too bad this movie took place in ohio

[@oliviamcclenny9435]

I agree that Pattinson did a great job with his accent. Out of context it does sound a little silly to people who don’t live in the south, but in context I personally found it extremely creepy. It only got more unsettling once he showed his true character. The confrontation between him and Holland made my skin crawl, both of them did such a good job.

[@lonewalkerproductions]

Quick Correction. His accent wasn't forced or "bad". It's actually an Appalachian accent, as opposed to the generic go to Southern accent used in film. This would make his potrayal the most accurate in the film

[@liquidsword601]

Yeah I’m not really getting all the hate for his accent. Just because it’s not a stereotypical southern accent doesn’t mean it’s bad. I feel like people don’t know what southern accents actually sound like. Edit: forgot to mention this, but I live and was raised in Tennessee. Some of the more “uppity” southerners do actually sound like that.

[@sjsnsnsnzn3352]

Don’t correct my lord

[@internetgoat4831]

@@sjsnsnsnzn3352 You saying that means you're just dumb

[@Zarroxius]

@@internetgoat4831 He's clearly not being serious

[@theultimatehuman]

Yeah I was surprised to hear him say to sounded strange to him haha.

[@ghostophelia2245]

As a southerner, I can confirm that robert pattinsons accent is top tier and I was pleasantly surprised by the unique accent he chose

[@johns.8220]

I didn't really think so. It was convincing enough, in that he got the inflections technically right. But I could tell he was having to work at it, that it definitely wasn't natural for him. With Holland, forget about it, it sounded like he was born talking Southern. Pattinson needs more practice before he gets to that point though.

[@rnspurgn3015]

@@johns.8220 99% of this comment section says other wise but ok

[@5050TM]

Exactly! I'm from near Tn and he did GREAT!

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

@@johns.8220 of course you'd praise Spider-Man over sparkly vampire. Give Robert Pattinson a break, he did great and was honestly a really convincing part of this movie.

[@mr.knight8039]

@@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 exactly.. they all don't accept him just for twilight .. bruh he himself fkin hated that movie

[@jokerproduction]

What do you think Charlie's hair smells like? I imagine its a combination of Pantene Pro-V and the blood of taller men.

[@garrettsmith6549]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s muff

[@klodog5670]

Help pp small

[@DeepSetD2]

Joker Productions and testosterone

[@PankoBreadcrumbs]

Fleshlight material

[@sug3863]

Plus Jesus

[@zerodark3505]

“80%” *Gets a third the way up the moist meter*

[@iguanotorious9806]

You: math wasn't my strong suit nor was anything Unus annus reference

[@jonathantheslow]

I was waiting for someone to point that out!

[@manofrice1058]

Hey hey hey spoilers

[@ggamers2634]

@@iguanotorious9806 UNUS

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐱🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬🌜!🎓🐩💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !

[@JustinY.]

Ironically Jesus himself is reviewing a movie associated with the Devil.

[@radenahmadarijuddinbrillya5961]

Wow you are very fast justin

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

you can't be more acurrate

[@hissingfaunaa]

youtube

[@deltagami]

The legend himself

[@bbbybbybbb1928]

.

[@check2765]

Charlie: I’m plugging this bad boy at an 80% Moist meter: *displays a 35% rating*

[@anjusharma5607]

Me too

[@SullyPwnz]

lmao I literally just finished watching this movie, and I hop onto YT to see you made a video on it

[@SharatS]

lmao

[@Jack-gz3dw]

lmao litty bruh moment on a stack my guy :joy: :joy:

[@JOSETV1]

Same bruh, my girl put it on. Wasn't really paying attention until Pattinson started praying on spidermans sister

[@OrangeCheekun]

Same lmao jus watched it 2 days ago

[@junechevalier]

Literally the next day after watching the movie charlie uploaded it

[@matwang1]

Fun fact: Robert Pattinson refused to use an accent coach or even show director Antonio Campos his accent until filming. To quote someone on Reddit: Robert Pattinson is becoming the “hold my beer” guy of acting.

[@sirtrapalot2009]

This is gold 😂

[@hotpocketmaster6926]

He’s such a king lmfao

[@stoneragan3870]

Being from the south, we could all tell 😂

[@adrianomaly1760]

Honestly just a champ

[@adankmemeindisguise1654]

Not a bad actor but he’s arrogant af for that

[@King-ci8sk]

"You come into the lords house, talking that trash" God he played that scumbag so damn well.

[@JustinCage56]

*Delusions!*

[@sunset6222]

I think the reason Robert Pattinson’s accent was so nasally and high-pitched, was so you could get the sense of him being kind of sleazy and weaselly

[@ELpadrino17]

Pattinson**

[@imsentinelprime9279]

Battinson ogogogogogogogoogogofogoogogogogoogogogogogogogoogogogogogigoigigififiifif

[@minfluff3386]

Ooh that'd make sense

[@skoal416]

I enjoyed it. Thought it was rather spooky like

[@faireroux8802]

i thought his voice had SUCH a sense of slimey and manipulation, as soon as i heard his voice i knew he was into something disturbing. i think he did good at replicating old southern creepy guys, and the fact that THAT voice came out of him is insane in itself. i felt creeped out and repulsed every time he spoke and i love Robert Pattinson

[@OfficialGamesky]

this movie was so good. I loved the pacing and had the vibe of Winter's Bone. The cast was incredible and I am glad I found this gem

[@thatguyzach9087]

Winters Bone is so fucking baller

[@tysonpassenier4739]

I got major Pulp Fiction vibes from this film.

[@basedcris]

It’s being highly promoted lol. Pops up on the main Netflix screen too. Not that hard to find this “gem” lol

[@augustburnsredlol]

Winter's bone was an amazing movie, so underrepresented.

[@nomadfallout]

you said winters bone now i have to watch this im sold

[@kylebramschreiber1149]

The Devil all the time is the closest thing to having Batman and Spider-Man meeting in a movie

[@howardfletcher9322]

Don't forget Bucky

[@dicksonyurmouf5477]

And pennywise

[@snipamontage6222]

and the Terminator villain

[@alexandra3252]

As someone from the area, Pattinsons’ accent is pretty spot on

[@l0kumidit641]

Turned off? Robert Pattinson? Never.

[@NickB-md1oy]

Pattinson refused to work with a speech coach for his accent. He probably put a lot more into it. He’s like that. I think he did phenomenal.

[@ohdonky]

They always talk about Tom Holland in this movie but how about Bill Skarsgard?

[@agora4746]

The best character hands down.

[@JohnnyUFilms]

he fucking killed it man. outrageously good actor

[@upg5147]

He always kills it. I wish he was in it longer.

[@owenbighead]

@@JohnnyUFilms killed multiple things actually

[@trsh_jro1693]

Ikr these Tom Holland MeatRiders

[@keifferhumphrey]

Robertson's accent was honestly the most impressive to me. It really did sound like a rich country tennessee boy if you've never heard that before Also it's sad to me how much of the backwoods of the Appalachians are still like this movie, just with cellphones

[@xauvon5859]

(my own opinion) In recent years Pattinson has shown he's a really talented actor. Watch: "The Lighthouse" and "Goodtime". He did a great performance in those films. Really looking forward to the new Batman movie.

[@benco41]

He was the best actor in Tenet imo

[@heathlouis4529]

heavily agreed

[@motorhh]

I was amazed by his acting in **The King**

[@heathlouis4529]

@Jillian A from what I've read, Robert didn't fully realise that Twilight wasn't an Indie film until he was already in development. So I'm not sure him going for it to get more popular stands up as an idea - especially because he stuck to Indie films after that.

[@JohnDoe97637]

Remember when he first got casted for the Batman and people started meming? And now look at him. I'm so proud.😥🤧

[@DammitSinged]

_Using the word "Daddy"_ _Old timey Americans 🤝E-Girls with OnlyFans_

[@kimjongun2224]

Am I the only one who finds the word “daddy” cringe?

[@ecco2ks]

Park Cheayoung No almost everyone does now

[@kimjongun2224]

Golden Kamuy thanks.

[@christopher5846]

@DammitSinged hey man, I remember you from way back before Charles blown up, Haven't seen you in the comments In quite a while.

[@norro_00]

You just made a meme with just a comment... good job

[@gerardonv3296]

That 80% looked like a 25%

[@XXpassegeofsighs]

@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 you good bro?

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Probably editing mistake

[@Kastley]

@@rafaelalodio5116 you think?

[@Amanda-qe5lj]

@@rafaelalodio5116 thanks for pointing out, i thought i had to press spacebar for it to go up

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Amanda You're welcome Amanda

[@MurkyDizZ]

Charley: im giving this movie an 80% Moist meter: Nah, I'm a say 30%

[@josephdavila6511]

fun fact: the narrator is the guy who wrote the novel the movie is adapted from.

[@masterzombie161]

So like “I have no mouth, and I must scream.” The author voices the computer God “AM” in the video game.

[@Ramperdos]

Of course Charlie would get bored of hearing the word "daddy", that's what everybody calls him.

[@rabiddog4248]

they call him papa not daddy

[@baconwithmoreeggs7938]

This is a true fact

[@rabiddog4248]

@Ankit it was not meant to be said like that

[@NostalgiaMan]

This video was so moist that my biscuits fell apart

[@Cruscker]

M o i s t

[@jamieluke91]

U deadass haven't even seen it all

[@markoandfriends9863]

Wutaii1 Nostalgia same

[@imhavingaverygoodtimehere1221]

Tragic

[@raegaer1960]

stfu

[@jamesprice9560]

It was weird seeing Tom Holland act seriously but he was really good

[@lolnowwhat]

yeah i never knew he had this range in him

[@devjoshi12]

He's doing a crime/drama called cherry which is gonna be cool too

[@jazazo4956]

I have seen Christian kindergarten plays that had better acting than what Tom Holland shat out in this movie

[@adankmemeindisguise1654]

Bold of all of you to not think that him in endgame wasn’t serious. I don’t feel so good mr stark.. from that scene alone I knew he was capable of acting serious

[@skiames]

Spiderman traded his webs for 9mm luger in this one.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Comments: 0.1% about his review 99.9% about Charlie

[@user-rm4wf6vr2g]

you again seriously

[@user-rm4wf6vr2g]

If you ever said the n word dont reply to me

[@elonmuskisthicc7133]

I say n-word now

[@elonmuskisthicc7133]

ht

[@legosanero5381]

It's you again

[@kentmonroe9268]

During the "rope scene" the narrator hit different

[@FaF-z]

Ikr

[@canehdianbehcon]

Fun Fact: Pattinson kept his accent a secret until the first take. Must've been a huge surprise for the whole crew

[@nothankyou4432]

@Enna ! y.o I WANT SЕЕХ !! !! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! no, i don't think i will

[@canehdianbehcon]

@@nothankyou4432 why is this happening to me

[@nothankyou4432]

@@canehdianbehcon tis an ancient prophecy ny boy. Lmao in all seriousness, it's proba cause of your profile pic. They have an algorithm that finds male profile pics and then the bots target em

[@stacysaurusrex]

How is that? Did they expect him to act in a British accent? I'm curious

[@landonpowell6148]

Good fact pun slayer Tanner

[@DBZBardock00]

i feel like robert pattinson’s silly take on the accent was purposeful, to immediately single out the pastor as a phony

[@jonnybarnes18]

Notice how his accent turns to a Memphis pimp when he gets confronted.

[@hotpocketmaster6926]

True cause I was expecting his accent and voice to sound a little deeper or something when I first watched the movie, but his slimy voice really made me hate his character more lmao it worked well

[@nothankyou4432]

@LiLiana 23 [f.u.с.к мe] ТАР 0N МY РIC no

[@mrpoopybutthole9313]

agreed

[@Malik-vh5xh]

Tom Holland must be so lucky that jesus reviewed his movie.

[@Cruscker]

He should be blessed

[@alexisherrera-lovesxappoo3528]

💚🍑💕💗

[@markparkinson6947]

This is an amazing movie. I really enjoyed Arvin’s character arc throughout the movie as he deals with his desperate father and his depressed sister. I also liked the direction style, giving me a Tarantino-Coen Brothers vibe.

[@Zeryyn]

Was thinking tarantino as i was watching!!!

[@markparkinson6947]

@@Zeryyn Great minds think alike. 😁

[@Aymannnnnnnn]

the movie's ending gave me a huge smile. what a great movie.

[@aryavirsangwan6837]

Did you know the guy who picked him up in his van was Charles Manson? So it doesn’t have such a happy ending

[@Aymannnnnnnn]

@@aryavirsangwan6837 wait really?

[@aryavirsangwan6837]

@@Aymannnnnnnn yeah, do you watch Sardonicast? They cover it in their episode on it. I didn’t know either

[@Sam-wc3fz]

@@aryavirsangwan6837 I knew it

[@moneykenny119]

@@aryavirsangwan6837 no it wasnt, Manson was in prison in 1965, which is when Holland hitchhikes so its not him

[@krzysztofkluzek355]

Charlie sacrificed his height for this humor and sexiness. Worthy sacrifice.

[@lawsen3719]

Isn't he like 8"10?

[@imhavingaverygoodtimehere1221]

@@lawsen3719 He _is_ the son of god, after all.

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐱🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬🌜!🎓🐩💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !

[@imsentinelprime9279]

And homelessness

[@bunchacolors1501]

I was super surprised when it started so zoomed in on his face

[@asian_sensation_6998]

i wasnt expecting the face of a beautiful man so suddenly on my blessed screen

[@natashamatteliano3129]

I literally just watched this last night. Honestly, I liked it. It definitely was NOT what I was expecting but pretty good! Also, ROBERT PATTINSON’S acting?? Amazing in my opinion

[@hotpocketmaster6926]

FACTS BRO! I love Robert but I HATED his character in this movie. That’s when you know he did a great job

[@boob2307]

i haven’t seen this but he’s usually a great actor in movies besides twilight

[@crewposter6726]

The narrator is the guy who wrote the novel. So maybe he was added in as an Easter Egg.

[@Schi.Zoid_]

I don't know man that's pretty sus!!!

[@7Anakin7]

I feel he gave a rustic vibe to the movie. It's as if you are there and the story is told to you by a person from that rural-small town.

[@ElSocketFace]

It gave me the feeling like I was watching an old novel, I loved it.

[@Cj-xt6tv]

Did anyone else catch the foreshadowing about the shotgun in the final showdown?

[@Xbitxx]

That exactly the reason why he narrated it.. he was the author of the novel

[@malvatoss5840]

Another movie where Pattinson's accent is actually perfect for the setting but smoothbrains think it sounds weird.

[@HarbringerOfMischief]

Chill

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

Honestly, I used to think all southern accents in movies were really phoned in and fake, but after hearing how they actually sound in real life I can confirm that I'm a dumbass.

[@Chris-px2gf]

@Spudz Mckenzie many people from the 'area' say that the accent is spot on

[@Chris-px2gf]

@Spudz Mckenzie true, I'm no one to talk about southern accents since I'm not even from the us, just seeing other comments about his approach and it was interesting

[@kain696]

Yep

[@alka6432]

The score: 80 The meter: DELUSIONS!!!

[@Shadow_Basil]

So right after I watched the movie I looked up articles to see if people were talking about Robert Pattinson's accent and apparently he like didn't let anyone know what accent he was going to use until they started rolling and then he whipped out the prepubescent daddy and the director's like ugh that's fuckin gross keep that in.

[@josh043p6]

Yeah his character so creepy and weird so the accent really helped haha

[@EmilyRose-og6vh]

Josh043 P exactly

[@groggod666]

I think the accent really fitted with his weird character

[@MrMertakhai]

Lmao, "ugh that's fuckin gross keep that in" made me cackle

[@JohnDoe97637]

And the accent is actually pretty accurate to. He's doing an appalachian accent. It's gonna sound weird to anyone outside of the appalachians. It sucks that some people on twitter are giving him flak when he had the most accurate accent in the film.

[@itripie2219]

This is the greatest review of all time

[@subeeyy]

I can already see some quality memes coming out of this but that could just be my DELUUUUSIONS!!!

[@pooo227]

Bro this DC and Marvel crossover was nice but they should’ve gave Batman a partner because he was outnumbered by Spider-Man and the winter soldier.

[@antoniovazquez7154]

And it the clown

[@mercemereles2639]

don't forget Zeitgeist from deadpool

[@pooo227]

@@mercemereles2639 how could i forget about him

[@zenituragaming5043]

@@pooo227 kept you waiting huh

[@SciFactsYT118]

Completely random fact: 1912 saw the last Olympic gold medals made entirely out of gold.

[@imhavingaverygoodtimehere1221]

Saying random facts doesn't give you likes. Creative jokes do.

[@iguanotorious9806]

Hey man I didn't ask

[@CuhShark]

@@imhavingaverygoodtimehere1221 Creative jokes don't give you likes, jokes about John Wick and Jesus do.

[@pixelninja10]

Alex Adams Think you were wrong there bud.

[@imhavingaverygoodtimehere1221]

@@CuhShark true

[@angerissues12]

"some people are born just so they can be buried" one of my favorites of the year so far

[@georgidimitrov2225]

Patinson refused the use of voice coach and learned the southern accent all by ear. That's some dedication and we'll just have to wait for The Batman now.

[@cooliodiablo6117]

He should of taken the coach, as a southerner myself I can say his accent was horrid. He sounded like a northerner mocking a southern accent. Like Charlie said, he sounded cartoonish. He was accentuating it just a little too much. Tom Holland’s accent was damn good though. He sounded like someone from the backwoods.

[@georgidimitrov2225]

@@cooliodiablo6117 I'm from Bulgaria and american accents are not familiar to me at all. I've watched the film yesterday and yeah...in some scenes he sounded very cartoonish and I agree with you.

[@noneofthiseverhappened]

@@cooliodiablo6117 I myself am a southerner and a lot of people sound like him where I live?

[@jaredreinstein719]

@@cooliodiablo6117 you know there are many many different southern accents 🙃

[@None-lf6dc]

coolio diablo I think that helped to single him out as a bad character from the start tho. We know he seemed off so we automatically didn’t like him. I know the accent was bad but I actually think it helped the movie.

[@trapsarenotgay8228]

A noticed the only “Christian” who truly seemed to know God’s salvation was Lenora and she was so easily manipulated. I get that she was vulnerable but idk how she fell for that preachers bs. Almost all the “Christians” didn’t seem to actually know their own religion very well and cherry picked the parts that either were culturally relevant or beneficial to them. I wasn’t sure if the movie was anti religious or a commentary for Christians. A lot of Christians don’t seem to really follow what God says and I kept wondering if that was the message.

[@sometimeslol5578]

Well his grandma and the original preacher, the father was good until his wife's death and his ptsd drove him insane. Also sidenote people forget that the reason people have such blind faith in bad preachers or preists is because there are alot of great ones out there that have good impact in people's lives.

[@trapsarenotgay8228]

sometimes lol well his dad seemed more bent on his own interest (wife) then Gods plan but yeah you have point, there were a couple more good ones but for the most part the movie seemed to show what not do as a Christian.

[@indiatate]

Arvin’s grandmother was the perfect example of a good religious person

[@manishrathore2486]

the message is nothing.... shit happens in life and some people fight through them like the tom hollands character

[@alexanderyu9219]

I think the message is that no matter how many times you go to church or praise or worship God, he will always protect those who do good. Thats why the preachers who always went to church and praised God had a crappy life, and arvin who didn’t believe in God yet did the righteous thing survived a prick preacher, a corrupt cop, and a serial killer with some might say “unrealistic” luck.

[@ryanquick00]

This movie was really well done. Huge “LAWLESS” vibes

[@AxxLAfriku]

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[@ryanquick00]

Hella likes i dig it.

[@ryanquick00]

MAST3RCHIEF 98 i love both movies

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

And daddy

[@AxxLAfriku]

@Lord Skeletor dont talk to me im famous

[@Zawfee]

I enjoyed this movie also. Wasn't expecting it to be so dark. Made it even better.

[@earlgrey4013]

Fr, it had this weird vibe to this

[@josephchoi1603]

Lmao just noticed Roy Laferty is Dudley Dursley from Harry Potter.

[@cR33dful]

No wonder he was trying to ressurect his dead wife..

[@Xbitxx]

@@cR33dful I thotchew wur a good Chris-Chen!

[@kuzz1191]

damn i didnt notice til i read this O.O

[@sumanthapa3119]

Someone said “the whole movie was like who had the best southern accent competition “

[@justin2597]

The narrator was the author of the book, it was probably just an excuse to give him a cameo

[@klaytonrocks]

Jewstein If Stephen King can do it so can this guy lmao

[@justin2597]

@@klaytonrocks which movie?

[@Dittoritos]

@@justin2597 It Chapter 2

[@e.k.5145]

i think it was the exact oppposite actually, they wanted author to be the narrator so that they could have an excuse for the narration which filled the holes in the storytelling that director couldn't.

[@justin2597]

@@e.k.5145 I mean, you’re probably right, I kinda just said that bc I don’t think that many people would read my comment if I simply wrote “the narrator was the author of the book” lol

[@jacksonbrown7055]

fun fact the church scenes were filmed at my grandmothers house in autauga county alabama

[@popekira]

WOW

[@bungo1286]

No fucking way

[@grendel7192]

Forgive me, but I don’t believe you. nothing against you, but I just find it hard to believe. If it is true that’s pretty cool.

[@kmc7355]

Did you have to mop up the remains of the preacher 😂

[@jacksonbrown7055]

Mr. I Don’t Feel So Good my grandmothers house is on county road 64 in pine level if you go to google earth you can find the church

[@justyouraveragegamer8733]

Tom Holland must be jumping in his seat right now. Jesus just reviewed his character.

[@mdc9124]

He doesn’t look like Jesus. Or is Charlie Jewish now?

[@highwaytoparistx2655]

The narrator is actually Donald Ray Pollock, the author of the book TDATT was based on. He was welcomed aboard and hand-picked the lines that he wrote with thematic importance.

[@jessicajones641]

Pattinson has a very Tennessee accent. It was crazy. I’ve lived in the south and thought Pattinson did an amazing job with his accent.

[@Cato3033]

Charlie now has other KZbinrs in his comments. He’s truly ascended

[@Sir_Bucket]

The bots too it seems

[@Cato3033]

Charlie been watching porn on some seedy website

[@michaeljackson8390]

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[@xMysticJames]

Charlie you should see Good Time with Robert Pattinson. It’s his best role and the movie is outstanding.

[@XXpassegeofsighs]

When you're so British you're also good at southern accents.

[@MoistHabibi]

Fr even Dudley had a good accent

[@EmilyRose-og6vh]

habibidagod Dudley 😹😹😹😹😹😹 lov how THATS the only role he’s known for

[@vitoscaletta7151]

Linguistically, they have a lot of similarities surprisingly More so than other American accents

[@tziporah9788]

Fun fact: Southern accents are just slowed drawn out British accents. If you take southern accents and speed them up, they sound British and if you take British accents and slow them down, they sound southern. Southern accent are the closest accent to British accent and somewhere I read said that British accents USED to be more similar to southern accents than what they are now

[@earlgrey4013]

Tziporah I heard that too... I wonder were the American accent even came from though?

[@onetrickekkowr]

Charlie, the narrator (other than the fact that he wrote the book where the movie is based from) actually made climactic scenes more meaningful. He's almost like the voice in each character's head that gives you backstories that fuels the scene. He also tells you what the character is thinking at the moment. One of my favorite scenes is a great example of an excellent application of narration: The scene when this woman in the driver's seat looking at Tom Holland through the rear view mirror while her husband was at back of the trunk preparing for murder. The narrator explained that in a split second the wife thought of running away with Holland and start a new life with him. And that she thinks he's too young but she could try to make it work. Her acting was great and all but no one in the audience would ever seen that she wanted to drive away and plan a whole new life ahead of her at that very intense moment.

[@nTezPz]

Just watched the movie yesterday, was really impressed by Tom Holland acting in the movie as he portrays a completely dark character compared to what we have seen before.

[@officialbug5749]

Hi Charlie I love you man I was depressed and your the reason I’m not anymore thank you so much

[@djman5667]

4:55 Can we talk about the bar barely going up the Moist Meter?

[@Maddie-tu6ls]

I lovvvved bill skarsgard in this movie. He’s an amazing actor. All of the cast is to be honest!

[@alexlestrange8662]

I realised how old I am when the warning about girlfriends breaking up with you and fantasising about an actor was because of Tom Holland and not Robert Pattinson being in the movie

[@robertdotuan500]

he gives 80%, but his meter tells something different lol so i dont know if all of his talks was sarcastic

[@jennathings]

nah the movie is actually good, man's meter just malfunctioned

[@Xamo4]

I'm from the future, I come from the year 2069 Charlie has still not gotten a haircut

[@Roronozoroooooo]

No

Can you describe how he looks then?

[@Xamo4]

@ The same, but his hair is a bit longer He also confirmed he was Keanus Twin in 2034 and Jesus Christ in 2028

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Patterson went from "This guy sucks" to "this guy is actually a pretty amazing actor"

[@ladyj.9350]

I was a fan of his cedric diggory character so I never bought into twilight

[@allyli1718]

Lady J. Yeah people went too hard on him and Kristen Stewart bc they hated Twilight, when in reality, the source material was the problem, not the actors. God damn hate mobs.

[@ladyj.9350]

Ally Li no one hates twilight more than pattinson

[@Maddie-tu6ls]

Rob said that he took on twilight because he thought it was wierd lol

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

@@allyli1718 stewart still sucks

[@KarloBlaze]

I swear the movie felt like a Battle Royal. Arvin won with 4 eliminations.

[@40APH]

Fun fact: Robert Pattinson made his accent himself and no one knew what it was gonna sound like until they started filming. He didn’t use a dialect coach either

[@gustavom.4885]

You think Pattinson's attempt at a Southern accent was weird, hear ACTUAL Southerners talk.

[@mv4770]

Alot of Southerners saying he sound more like some Southerners that Holland? Maybe... maybe... there's more than one accent in a region...

[@TheNobleFive]

@@mv4770 Who would have thunk it lol

[@Mandm3455]

M V although I’m not from the region where pattinsons accent comes from, as an Alabamian, his accent wasn’t too far fetched imo

[@riversan90]

@@Mandm3455 Hello fellow Alabamian Anyway, his accent seemed pretty alright to my ears. Could pass for an Appalachia drawl. He definitely sounded more Southern that Tom, but his wasn't bad either.

[@vitoscaletta7151]

He's from Florida, he knows what Southerners sound like

[@majonnaise4926]

„I’ll give the movie a crisp 80%“ *shows like 40%*

[@toxic-exner]

Wish more people were talking about Sebastian Stan as Lee Bodecker. I thought he killed the role!

[@ALotLikeRoman]

I think the narrator was actually pretty cool. Specifically the lenora scenes. Not finna spoil anything but those who know know. Bill Skargårds performance shouldnt be overlooked either. That man killed it

[@GiltleyRage]

There was some scenes when the narrator worked perfectly. Like in this scene when he narrated one of the characters changing mind at the last second which added way more to the drama (don't want to spoil anything, those who watched know what I'm talking about)

[@bayramljujkovic8542]

Literally just watched the movie last night. Perfect timing lol.

[@thez00t6]

This movie is like John Steinbeck meets Quinton Tarantino.

[@solemncadaver]

My favorite actor Sebastian Stan was in this and I really enjoyed the movie !!

[@arvmoney11]

the narrator definitely shares crucial information when the girl hangs herself showing that she had changed her mind on committing suicide but ends up slipping and dying, us knowing this information and it not being shared with the other characters gives a perspective on how god punishes those who commit suicide and before her death she had decided not to go through with it

[@lostinthesestories3082]

I live in the ruralish south and let me tell you I’ve known so many preachers around here that Robert Pattinson reminded me of.

[@ottovonjizzmark9864]

Charlie, I want you to respect my personal space, and never do that again.

[@treemane0]

It's Otto van Bismarck bro tf?

[@treemane0]

@Tremain Dzuimo R/wooooosh

[@ottovonjizzmark9864]

@@treemane0 Man, what are you doing

[@treemane0]

@@ottovonjizzmark9864 i could not resist man, I had to r/woosh somebody 😂

[@ottovonjizzmark9864]

@@treemane0 so you wooshed yourself?

[@gamingpriests]

I'm actually disagreeing with the moist meter? Something's wrong, I can feel it.

[@gamingpriests]

@Paperclip it's a fine movie and i don't regret watching it, i just don't think it's as good a Charlie says. He really struggled to find a flaw with it. 6.5/10 imo.

[@ximienlundquist8487]

Charlie went into this blind, while you probably read up on a lot of promotional stuff and built up a lot of expectations about the movie that probably negatively affected your experience.

[@goemon4]

GamingPriests my gf who read the book didnt like the movie. She said it was too rushed and didnt get into the heads of the characters as well given the movie medium

[@sk1hia]

Tom holland kicking a door🔥🔥😭

[@nicoler.4648]

The multiple plot lines were written so tightly I was impressed. Many movies don’t pull that off successfully

[@MrYelly]

Big props on the work of Robert Pattison, that character was absolutely amazing. Great movie overall

[@sebastianherrejon8606]

I felt it was a modern day Pulp Fiction by how they told different stories and how they crossed

[@viktorashistan7207]

"This is The Greatest Devil of All Time"

[@Levigumba]

"Crisp 80%" >Moist meter doesn't even reach half

[@grendel7192]

after arvin grows up to an adult, that’s when the movie picks up

[@MidasMoto]

I know I’m late but I’m a southerner who grew up near the mountains and Robert Pattinson has a true Appalachian Accent in the movie and I am super impressed

[@polar_idkk]

It’s weird seeing Tom Holland try to talk like a country boy

[@perturbedxtirade7428]

I disagree

[@frogoperator2805]

I thought he had a good accent though

[@epica90won48]

It isn't hard,you just shorten the words.Half the time he's talking out the side of his face or muttering compared to everyone else.

[@Josh-dy4lq]

@@epica90won48 not wrong, southern accents are ridiculous as they seem

[@digitalhouse6969]

Am truly surprised about how good this movie is especially coming from Netflix

[@Manofthewoods.]

Minor spoilers That dog scene man some gross stuff

[@seanseen_]

@voyage1969 daddy had to dome doggy

[@Manofthewoods.]

Papa had to put the boy on the cross

[@yunghobo4849]

voyage1969 it gets shot and put on a cross