I Called A Girl Beautiful and Ran Away From Gamestop

[@CandydeCast]

"Are you a member of Gamestop PowerPlus Ultra Program?" Sounds like she's the one flirting here

[@nars_bars8774]

Ikr like how obvious could she be? Such a flirt, practically all over him.

[@khairizkalla3746]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

One time this girl in public asked me, “where is the bathroom?” Damn calm down, I’m not ready to commit to marriage, we barely know each other

[@chiraghegde8111]

Press X to doubt.

[@oceanic5031]

There’s no way she wasn’t

[@Haydenowjdbjaiwjdbhdjjbdjwiwjf]

His acting is so Incredible he almost made me think he used to be virgin

[@roxanam3856]

*insert hunger games joke*

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Don trust his lies

[@The_alphawolf_official]

He was born a non virgin

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

didn’t everyone?

[@randomorange6807]

yeah i was in a chick before i was born then i was born

[@skullthunder3181]

Little did she know that random guy would become a lead role in the hit film The Hunger Games Monkingjay as well as a best selling author, voice actor, and proffesional yugioh card collector

[@ProphetOfMrBubz]

And a chess champion.

[@KatamayoGaming]

And the ultimate life speedrunner

[@Gnome5555]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmnCaqyBo89_p6c ok

[@frankiebignutz8551]

And the revolver god of fortnite

[@annonymous6827]

And Jesus

[@Doge_-_-111]

Sounds exactly like a Reddit story except at the end it would read "I told the girl she was beautiful and ran away, now she's sitting right next to me as I write this and we're celebrating our 6th wedding anniversary"

[@officialrohinmusic]

Couldn’t be more accurate, Mr. Lincoln

[@x3asem]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@IAmInsideYourWalls-wm9ek]

*celebrating our 6th wedding anniversary at the opera

[@DudeFromOregon]

“And everyone clapped.”

[@RyukenXX]

As a socially active reddit user, I can confirm this is exactly what happens

[@waluigiw.8132]

"her three twin sisters" doesn't get enough credit.

[@-ladyluminous-6067]

How did I just now realize that that sentence does not make sense one bit

[@UnfortunateUglyBitch]

👁️👄👁️

[@-ladyluminous-6067]

Nero oh yes

[@emilycroos]

@Nero then theyre not twins

[@Lil-Stupid-]

@Nero maybe he misworded it wrong Her three twin sisters so she'd be the fourth. But i think he meant triplets Or she had three twin sisters maybe and she wasn't one

[@Schlitorous]

Girl: are you a member of the GameStop program? Young Charlie: that’s a strange way to say you’ll pick me up at 9

[@Chqze]

Underrated comment lmao

[@hieatus1039]

1k like

[@EXPLOSIVEXPLOSION]

No that’s Charlie now. A complete Chad alpha

[@POHreeg]

Damn imma use it for a girl😂😂 wish me luck🤚

[@ritvarsskujins7495]

@@POHreeg ur nametag smells like failure

[@grime2381]

Why does Charlie's life sound like an actual anime

[@michaelrichardson3834]

probably watamote

[@MeteorJunk]

@@michaelrichardson3834 difference is the main character in watamote probably doesn't turn into a trad, she doesn't even seem to want to do anything in the future.

[@michaelrichardson3834]

@@MeteorJunk all i can say is go read the manga; i thought it was quite good however the usual scanlation stopped.

[@splendid9910]

You probably watched too much anime

[@clock5351]

Because it is

[@alejozavala8269]

How did a socialy inept teen become this suave master wordsmith

[@thelostlaundrysocks1818]

Simple, belle delphine's gamer bathwater. He is now a chad thx to it.

[@___pollene2534]

@@thelostlaundrysocks1818 idk man that would probably make things worse

[@auroraSLAP]

Character development

[@ryanorourke701]

Confidence and trial and error. Most people who say they are socially inept aren't really. They just lack practice. Unless you have severe autism there's potential for growth for who you are around others

[@BIT-pn2bn]

@@ryanorourke701 exactly. people tend to call themselves "introverts" as a way to incorporate their lack of social confidence into their personality. in reality, it's a very solvable issue with trial and error. speaking from experience.

[@vespine1749]

Charlie: “thanks, beautiful” Cashier: “Oh-“ **GameStop door jingles**

[@kireveth7114]

Reverse flash (and or zoom) stolen Charlie cuz they were afraid of His abilities and didnt want him to become too op like he is today

[@choc2157]

Lmaooo

[@Chroniclilskip27]

The door jingle sound playing in my head made me lol when I read this 😂

[@igor-ld8qm]

She's still looking for the boy she met in that fateful encounter till this day

[@KokosikChudziutki]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZ-bhaGFdpmZjrs -3

[@thekyoungin6054]

He even insults himself creatively

[@tornado3699]

he is jesus so

[@user-s3ts8my2x]

Keanu christ

[@sean8439]

@@balls3583 exactly. it can’t be overused because it’s so god damn funny

[@johnxina8848]

@@theblueberry-milkcow6372 Wobbufet used MIRROR MOVE

[@TheSilverThorn]

As do i.

[@rawrmcsaurs6052]

They say till this day the GameStop queen sits on her throne, awaiting her king's return.

[@Lil-Stupid-]

This comment is better than the rest. Underrated Comment

[@rawrmcsaurs6052]

@@Lil-Stupid- thank you

[@rawrmcsaurs6052]

@High Definition Lesson numba 1 in the wilderness: to expect the unexpected

[@tavisjh]

Bend the knee, Charlie.

[@RockHeiland]

"oh" she said while blushing, turning around to call her three equally beautiful sisters from the back just to realize D’Artagnan has left

[@butterboyreviews3277]

“I haven’t earned the right to look my GameStop queen in the eye yet” I felt that

[@alexk2352]

That’s some top tier simping right there

[@ghilbertgivens1514]

@@alexk2352 true but it was funny to hear

[@hazzardgr712]

@marvin stopped • 41 years ago shhhh

[@hazzardgr712]

Y'all acting as if y'all minds have never been blow away by a girl

[@mrosskne]

@@hazzardgr712 correct, they haven't. they're just people dude. calm down.

[@ethanmaxwell2235]

charlie doesn’t get enough credit for his storytelling abilities. Felt like I was standing there watching it happen. True talent

[@tekamer6566]

He is a great orator in general

[@kanati1133]

What did you expect from an award winning actor from the hunger games

[@A_Distraction]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep_Uo2uIoZx_ntE .

[@sssimonl]

Well he is a published author

[@ethanmaxwell2235]

@@kanati1133 lmao

[@fyuko]

i can imagine what the security footage looked like while he was there.

[@max8784]

Lmao

[@bigbluegames9330]

I’d kill for that shit

[@ryancortez7770]

Pay some top dollar to see that shit

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

He would look nothing like he does now.

[@sexpeare8947]

OMG lol

[@DangerRuss14]

“Are you a member of Gamestop Power Plus Program?” Charlie: She’s going off script Actually she’s on script

[@topeconhello]

Charlie is normalising embarrassment and I didn't know it was possible.

[@A_Distraction]

?kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep_Uo2uIoZx_ntE

[@kanyeweast2377]

Ceres waiting for this comment to blow up

[@bobb441]

@Henry Glasscock emmabresd

[@colgate_666]

Nobody is normalizing anything, stfu

[@justaneditygangstar]

@@colgate_666 did you just crawl from the depths of reddit

[@caesar_19]

The only thing worse than being socially incompetent is being socially incompetent with confidence

[@Nemain]

Shit, this whole social shabang is a big ass learning curve

[@christop3]

This is a incredibly truthful statement. Confidence + Ineptness = Awkward. Dont be that guy.

[@unofficialfr3dfo041]

@@christop3 the problem is you won't notice you're that guy cuz you're inept

[@kyon2221]

I rather be a socially awkward introvert than a narcissistic extrovert sociopath

[@christop3]

@@unofficialfr3dfo041 Thats fair, but I do feel if people make grimacing faces you probably should have some form of perspective on that lol.

[@joshii1702]

It's incredibly hard to believe that Charlie, the man who is literally testosterone in human form, the God of Masculinity, was once a virgin

[@jackdaw5736]

Just makes him better

[@bobbar8168]

Please change your anime profile picture into something like the letter b

[@jackdaw5736]

bob bar I could or I could stick with this one

[@lockinhinddanger934]

@@bobbar8168 the Boulder!

[@emiliomarbanjr]

I know it's not easy but don't let him deceive you, he was never a virgin.

[@krashsytegaming9222]

We dont laugh at him. We cry with him. We laugh with him. This man is a legend.

[@-Ruben]

Oh, Arch Enemy 😁🤘

[@sunkenmonk777]

“Congratulations, your Reddit account has been successfully created”

[@PlanetComputer]

ok

[@yungtortillachips]

Lmao

[@viveka2994]

Hahahaha

[@jimmilton8333]

Nice

[@neztech.]

Ok

[@caeliflowers3474]

this is giving me flashbacks to when a dude in high school rode up to me on a razor scooter, looked me up and down, and proceeded to say "you know those anime girls? you look like an anime girl." and then scooted away....that's something I'll never forget

[@pohorex6834]

This is a story if I've ever seen one

[@tubbylorax6340]

scooted away

[@caeliflowers3474]

@@pohorex6834 well it is florida so its not too surprising

[@dank2804]

That's funny i was compared to an anime boy myself when i was in highschool. Didn't know if I was supposed to take it as a compliment or an insult

[@coolnoah8183]

On a scale of 9-10 how wet did it make you? 😂

[@gruigi3629]

Charlie: You’re beautiful. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Charlie: *now you have 2.*

[@bvd_vlvd]

Ah yes, F L E R T

[@mojave5661]

as the wise Æsir said himself: "God I hope no one takes this advice..."

[@alexd2927]

Gruigi? ... Hahahaha

[@pirilon78]

*J e s u s C h a d*

[@saldan3985]

*Cha Cha Real Smooth*

[@Crypticat]

charlie is so good at story telling that i could pick up every detail of the environment, the musty smell of the 4 year uncleaned carpet, the sweat water falling on the ground, the games on the shelf, the game he bought... logic machines for the DS, the awkwardness of the “oh” as it vibrates in young charlie’s empty skull, the 500 meter dash to charlie’s car, the 2 year old target next to the gamestop, the rain falling as charlie jogged while dying inside, it was a true anime moment

[@tatasianone]

"Women rejects Jesus at GameStop, Instantly regrets her decision."

[@Doomguy617]

Whats up DHAR MANN FAaaAAAAM

[@landonkam6727]

@@Doomguy617 I fucking knew it!

[@haha-mc1ln]

You see...

[@minttea6358]

Lmaooo I'm addicted watching Dharmann

[@hoardofjules]

Charlie's life is a Dhar Mann story

[@shadowgirl765]

As a girl who worked at GameStop, this was like Vietnam flashbacks.

[@yoshikagekira3659]

bruh lowkey i dont know why people think flirting with people while they're working is a good idea. like people are trying to make money not friends lmao

[@yoshikagekira3659]

@@CadillacJak mate i-...how does anyone respond to that

[@sklizzy3125]

does this kind of stuff happen a lot?

[@ltb1345]

@@yoshikagekira3659 Agreed.

[@Moon-lk8uc]

@@sklizzy3125 yup, when you’re a female it happens constantly no matter where you are

[@detroitboy202]

*removes propellor hat from Amazon shopping cart

[@jetnebula7915]

*Removes fake cigarette from amazon shopping cart*

[@mono8476]

aww haha XD

[@yungbluetooth1760]

Hahaha

[@xpapadeliciosox3986]

They are still cool tho

[@Blox117]

*inserts propeller hat and fake cigars into amazon cart

[@unsureinlife6240]

Is it just me or does sitting on Charlie’s lap whilst he recites a story of his past in front of a warm glowing fireplace sound like the best time ever

[@Daandalion]

tf

[@raidaridi5375]

uhhh yeah

[@improvingdoomer3110]

Holup

[@GuiParchs156]

grandpa

[@johnwalker1058]

He's a pretty good storyteller.

[@gamer-san8923]

That girl is lucky to meet the star actor of Hunger Games, a chess master and a world record holder involving sex toys

[@jackmagic8126]

And monkey nuts collector

[@pretzelfairy5743]

I'm new here, what's this world record?

[@kurtzipagan6704]

Ehem ehem *GRAND MASTER*

[@Smellie069]

Ella Tenembaum all of them

[@RatchetRorschach]

in the Hunger Games, which one is Charlie? Peeta Melark?

[@manikal99]

I said '"Hey Mamacita" to a girl at work and got fired later that day.

[@frontonarnar1167]

This, is comedy. Thank you.

[@nebi75]

LOL

[@fenderstratguy]

Marsellus Wallace has had brothers thrown off the roof for less than that.

[@DaNewWrksOfMeh]

Ooof

[@levistewart8856]

I ugly laughed at this. This comment section is gold:

[@overtflow]

I like the GameStop stories

[@s0uls4nd]

Yes

[@tomsterling8009]

I don't like

[@brandonnn6400]

Dang 80 likes in 3min

[@jeltje50]

Are you STILL spamming comments like you did years ago? Jesus dude

[@CeAnVa]

Dam bro you fell off..

[@gaamesso8002]

I just realized how well versed Charlie is in literature, he often makes remarks to pieces of litterateur and art that most viewers wouldn’t know about.

[@MySomberNights]

“That’s when she said it. Looked me dead in the face and said “cash or credit” and I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS* “

[@gazebo9730]

The lonely island. One of the greats

[@adeeness]

😂😂😂

[@adeeness]

Mop up on aisle 3

[@Theredmeep852]

Lmao when he said that line i fuckin said that haha cash or credit

[@oliverhiismaki2139]

@Cy VX and when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me

[@helloim3j]

I once told a girl that she was beautiful. She really appreciated it and called out her 3 equally hot sisters. We all fell in love and now I have 4-ways everyday.

[@LeafyPeach]

I assume you were starring in a cheap porn video.

[@ZeroQ2012]

Same happened to me with similar result. It’s honestly more common end game than people think. If only he didn’t runaway in the end...

[@popsicIes]

I deadass thought you was about to say "she called out her 3 boyfriends" and I was about slap this fat F on ya

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

And then you turned off your hentai game

[@freezedriedzombi8242]

Sisters?

[@CookiesAndCremation]

As someone with zero social capabilities, this is weirdly inspiring.

[@jusu8961]

just dont be lol

[@CookiesAndCremation]

@@jusu8961 holy shit I'm cured thanks

[@xxchickengodz2177]

I am 13 and I think I have social anxiety. I don’t know how to create a conversation, and if I somehow did create one, I wouldn’t know what else to say. This scares me.

[@santawarrior9]

same bro, I've had some god awful Highschool memories I still remember. None of them are as bad as some of Charlie's stories. It gives me inspiration that you can go from 0 social capabilities to a functioning member of society.

[@CookiesAndCremation]

@@xxchickengodz2177 I'm 30 and I still struggle with it. Don't be like me. Figure out how to get confidence speaking to people. Go a little at a time. If it doesn't work there's not really a downside. Trust me when I say it's a muscle you need to exercise, but it's not a skill that you're incapable of learning. I just wish it didn't take me this long to learn it.

[@Lokeessh]

*What might’ve been a possibility* Charlie : Thank you beautiful GameStop Girl : *OH* And you look really handsome, wanna hang out after my shift? Charlie : *Doesn’t hear the sentence after the “oh” and naruto runs outta the situation*

[@hoddtoward5220]

We can all dream

[@ambieofilms]

He is objectively a good looking person. Has the Keanu Reeves look.

[@tonyrahme96]

I can image an 18 year old flinging his arms back as he sprinted out of Gamestop, all captured on CCTV

[@ScotlandsBEST]

Running like Fred the og youtuber

[@JohnBillow]

😂

[@yoshiagiota5299]

write this on that A.I. that generates images

[@angelofdarkness243]

Ohh my God!! That would be amazing.

[@micjimster4845]

​@@yoshiagiota5299 do not!! Just get an actor to do it

[@marcusgrosz6936]

She missed out on the chance of dating the famous actor from hunger games.

[@ldev8966]

I know this is a joke, but like imagine if shes a fan of charily now and watches this and was like fml

[@kasp709]

L Dev she’s literally his girlfriend now, no joke

[@yuletide4452]

and the critically-acclaimed porn poet

[@paigehansen8944]

As a woman who works at GameStop: this is accurate.

[@AayushKumar-yy7vc]

Oh

[@suecli8131]

@Gurbanguly yes they do. Who doesnt like a compliment. Just say it cause you mean it.

[@danksbrother]

jake phride you’re beautiful.

[@suecli8131]

@@danksbrother thx

[@danksbrother]

@@suecli8131 welcome

[@oiGST]

6:35 made me choke on water lmao. I was not expecting that to be the conclusive statement of the situation

[@GrandMasterBruh]

Woman ignores future KZbinr, lives to regret their decision.

[@abhiklovesbadbitches]

this vid is trending only because of that lol

[@landonkam6727]

Correction: Woman ignores future God, lives to regret their decision.

[@mrosskne]

doubtful.

[@combustiblemicrowave3633]

Correction: Woman ignores jesus, lives to regret their decision

[@IkesPimpHand]

YoutubER,theIR,make up your mind. Is it singular or plural?

[@sincerelydhruv]

"I lost virginity before my dad" I lost it there

[@Badnewsoutdoors-ie]

Stop

[@Allik_k]

@@Badnewsoutdoors-ie no

[@rockbolt9232]

@@Badnewsoutdoors-ie no

[@Badnewsoutdoors-ie]

@@rockbolt9232 damn I didn’t know other people where losers

[@rockbolt9232]

@@Badnewsoutdoors-ie lol it’s just fun to do😂

[@Gorm70]

The girl: “Are you a member of GameStop power plus ultra program?” Charlie: *anakin, start panakkin, I don’t have a plannakin*

[@klite789]

Bro WHAT?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@january2627]

Stfu

[@Chriscraft-ug3sz]

@@january2627 .

[@adityabhatnagar4715]

What the hell😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abelgarcia1342]

Eminem lmao

[@HuracanSeneca]

This dude sole handedly saved millions of kids from cringey puberty taking example from the wrong places. Hell might’ve avoided a couple future serial killers in the process as well. Deserves the nobel peace prize imo.

[@jownr2523]

the crazy thing is that it's possible that this is actually true💀

[@NekkoBlue]

The ultimate plot twist is that the cashier is his present-day girlfriend, a happy ending to surely make even the most hardened criminals cry

[@robert_ufc]

True story

[@megamind2579]

And then he wakes up

[@travisscottcorndog2930]

bro why is my screen getting blurry

[@shannond1511]

No.

[@m.r.8823]

@@shannond1511 Yes

[@Jardkh]

I see this as an absolute W. Instead of letting the girl respond and potentially let you down, crushing your self confidence, you run away before she gets the chance and then you remain single on your own accord. I will take this video as a gospel teaching and apply it to my daily life.

[@max8784]

K. I subbed waiting for the cult I mean tutorial

[@ltb1345]

Epic Reddit strategy.😎

[@TR-kn3sn]

this is the biggest L you can imagine unless you want to be forever alone. The only W here is that he learned to stop being a fucking idiot.

[@landonkam6727]

I'm sorry, your comment had 911 likes but it was so good I had to ruin that number...

[@vivienmartin225]

The fact that he wanted to call a girl beautiful and not just say something weirdly pervy is actually really wholesome

[@zahard1732]

I mean saying something pervy to a girl you don't know is generally considered a bad move. You said it like it's a normal thing that people often do.

[@fairoadiary]

@@zahard1732 well it IS a normal thing that most men do...

[@zahard1732]

@@fairoadiary I dunno... We must be around different men or something

[@vivienmartin225]

@@zahard1732 lol it is

[@sarah.phillipa854]

@@zahard1732 well i live in a city and practically every male that you walk by as a female catcalls you even if you're really fucking ugly.

[@samwic9372]

from a girl who gets flirted with quite a bit: it feels good to be called beautiful. even if i had already been hit on 5 times that day, someone coming in and genuinely saying im beautiful would definitely brighten up my day. of course, charlie’s delivery couldve been a little better, but at least it wasnt in a sexual way

[@Nakamako1]

i dont get why woman dont like that isnt it the same thing.

[@leonro]

​@@Nakamako1 Saying it in a "sexual" way likely refers to body language, like staring at the boba or rubbing the coiled snake while saying it. Now, I'm exaggerating a bit, but it should be fine if you don't have the mindset of getting laid right after that line. Just say it in passing, with the same nonchalance as stating "The weather is rainy today.", and it definitely won't pass off as creepy or insincere.

[@vondervent]

Wait wh-what? People actually flirt with sexual intentions!? That's so weird and obvious at the same time, smh

[@nanetteisontheinternet]

I had a girlfriend and every time I’d try to compliment her it would come out really awkward like “I like your... I love your eyes... and your... everything else” anyways on an unrelated note she dumped me over text

[@judsonroberts495]

dont worry my first girlfriend didn't even break up with me, her friend did

[@IzzIzz420]

At least you’ve had one before

[@frgtnchl1349]

RizzRizz Joe “You guys are getting girlfriends?”

[@dad.b.y]

ha i wonder what a real human relationship feels like

[@nanetteisontheinternet]

dad dy depression

[@TheSecondVersion]

"Florida Man tries to pick up woman at Gamestop even though he has no game."

[@POHreeg]

😂Underrated comment

[@Silberkreuz]

he bought one for 3$, remember

[@raspy__]

That’s a bar

[@arandomboi3353]

Lmao

[@fullmetaltheorist]

This deserves more attention

[@natalitty909]

it makes me feel better that even god tier men like Charlie still get anxiety like the rest of us

[@supersy1455]

“I looked like a freshly born baby covered in amniotic fluid” is such a random yet accurate analogy to gelled up hair LMAOO

[@jacobarmour6325]

Replay the same time 🧐😭😭😭😭😭😡🤣 also be used in a new piano and violin lessons about it but I am not sure what to do u know if it's not even a little more than one larger than me and smiling and laughing at me and I said I would like to visit our frequently asked questions about the pope disappearing from the banana chips and salsa and chips and dip and the general medias constructs the time and I am

[@danjab3166]

@@jacobarmour6325 What the actual

[@jacobarmour6325]

@@danjab3166 bro i actually don't understand wtf past me was doing with this reply honestly

[@danjab3166]

​@@jacobarmour6325 You must have been on that good shit

[@sunnydispositionn]

@@jacobarmour6325 this is so relatable

[@stephenhowes6586]

She said “oh” because she wasn’t prepared for how moist Charlie made her

[@morelia1028]

Oh, the irony that these bait sex bots are commenting on this.

[@federalbureauofinvestigati5813]

@@morelia1028 hes even making robots fry their panty circuits with his game

[@bruko1446]

SpeedySnake lmao for real

[@doingpushupseverydayuntil2108]

Honestly I don't blame her, Charlie is a god of seduction

[@barbararab6390]

M o i s t

[@romondoto2630]

I bet she's mad rn cause she just turned out one of the leading voice actors in the upcoming hit series killer bean

[@abedwatad283]

Not only that but also the lead actor in hunger games

[@Yotrymp]

We don't even know if she turned down the supreme confidence of this chad. She probably still "oh"s every time she's reminded if this running man.

[@greg4081]

This comment made me smile

[@kentmarquez4929]

@@Yotrymp sounds like a Saiki K reference

[@A_Distraction]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep_Uo2uIoZx_ntE.

[@leann4265]

Thank god Charlie is such a good story teller, because the stories about his past make me have so much second hand embarrassment

[@tracerjames51]

i'd like to think Charlie is telling all these embarrassing stories so that when he eventually runs for office, these stories won't be able to be leaked

[@peachiequeen3897]

Ngl, if he did run for office he’d have my vote easily

[@tracerjames51]

@@peachiequeen3897 oh, of course

[@breastmilkgaming]

will he conduct drone strikes on antigamers ?

[@tracerjames51]

@@breastmilkgaming He will conduct grease strikes, with the grease coming straight from his hair.

[@unimportantsir7915]

@Ruseau becoming president

[@andyfog7444]

“My name is Charlie White, and I am the fastest man alive”

[@Silliestloosiegoosy]

Whenever I hear the intro, this will be all I remember

[@NHAFFFF]

Ahhh wiree

[@OmniscientWarrior]

And on that day, I am sure he was.

[@andyfog7444]

J.K the Cowling lmao I’m proud of that

[@benm8407]

dodododododododododododododododo doooooo doooo

[@ohio8338]

Plot twist: Tiana is the Gamestop girl.

[@triggr3]

Cool

[@ardyanperez5395]

@Ace Perfect Why is it controversial?

[@dpage446]

Less goo

[@Assassinboy8084fun]

I was literally just gonna type the exact statement

[@blackmetalreki]

Less goo

[@Desitd874]

This is so good. His storytelling videos are WAY underrated, and he successfully managed to make me cringe with a story told in front of a facecam. Absolute masterpiece.

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

Her: "Thanks for shopping at Gamestop" Charlie looking down.......Charlie pulls his head up Charlie: "Thank you beautiful" Her: "oh" Her: "hey weren't you in hunger ga-" Charlie sprints away

[@aliciagonzales8351]

Yes

[@thanoscube8573]

Whoa are you from the new Killer Bean?

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

Wait a minute, aren't you the greatest Chess Grandmaster?

[@ToxicSkull0]

The pain of a professional actor

[@ohthaterin]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@NostalgiaMan]

Everyone in college was terrible at first. Not until your senior year did the real personality come through. Wait till all the clowns in grad school. Ugh

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐱🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬🌜!🎓🐩💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !

[@jerrell1169]

It's so fucking weird to see your post on Wham!'s Everything she Wants and then end up seeing a post under one of Charlies videos. I feel like you're following me bruh.

[@salaamie]

You went from 1 million views per vid to less than 500

[@themememixers8965]

You’re always here

[@kiwimarshall3937]

@@michaeljackson8390 we found the college crack head

[@flats6666]

Charlie: *Needs dating advice* Also Charlie: *goes to reddit for it and then GameStop to enact it*

[@PlanetComputer]

b

[@clintlegrange9900]

F L O R I D A M A N

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

@Dylan Stewart Bruh your life adds nothing new to the conversation

[@bobobsen]

@Dylan Stewart yeah, it reads like he's meant to be a hypocrite when there's nothing hypocritical about what he did, it was just dumb to follow Reddit advice (which I'm sure he now knows)

[@xxdiamond345xx3]

Nice comment. Take a sub

[@abnormalguy4061]

i love this man, he sacrifices his embarrassing stories just to make everybody feel good about themselfes

[@generalv.1891]

Charlie: *asks for advise* Reddit: *gives advise* „do you trust me?“ Charlie: „with every cell in my body“

[@gamingnoah9807]

advice

[@rokuyasu9143]

U asked Reddit for how to spell advice didn't you?

[@hat3rgaming959]

@@rokuyasu9143 He also asked for how to use quotation marks.

[@solus8685]

@@hat3rgaming959 they're actually correctly put... if the sentence was German

[@smolkaguya372]

@@solus8685 or japanese

[@breakcoregirlxd]

bet she wishes she ran after him now

[@decaffeinatedafrican5997]

furry

[@accountnolongerinuse738]

@@decaffeinatedafrican5997 african

[@Ruddi031]

furry

[@IVanLopez-km8pu]

Furry

[@thedude3005]

Furry

[@driedpicklecream3573]

The fake cigarette thing is probably the most hardest thing I’ve seen Charlie admit but much respect

[@swagbear9965]

“Do you know how sad that is?!” That quote killed me😂

[@el.jihad.]

5:27 charlie spitting some lines

[@Screech6237]

I can't unhear that now

[@GoodSmile3]

"Losing virginity before dad" actually made me think about it. Technically it's possible if a child is adopted by a man. Boy that's hilarious and I'm not sorry.

[@triggr3]

Huh you actually have a good point

[@halodude7239]

Or if mom uses a sperm donor

[@geordiejones5618]

We acting like Jesus didn't smash before his dad? God can't have sex therefore virgin. Thats why people bow down to the Chad Heyzeus.

[@martinenyingi6235]

I'm sorry I can not like this comment. I can't ruin 699, I don't have the strength to do it.

[@highlander1075]

It's a jesus joke

[@maxim6088]

Charlie: asks girls out Girl: I have a boyfriend Charlie: now you have a manfriend too

[@fullmetaltheorist]

Jesus friend

[@KokosikChudziutki]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZ-bhaGFdpmZjrs -3

[@A_Distraction]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep_Uo2uIoZx_ntE...

[@wumpagelevel8140]

Smooth

[@Anxmaly666]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXnKZoaAjrd7d5I

[@juliansantana1877]

"Some say I lost my virginity before my dad" 😂😂

[@armaanb.6566]

lol

[@him6290]

Lmao love this man

[@manofgod7622]

Actually it would be possible. Let’s say my dad jerked off and sent his semen to the hospital or something, and they used this to impregnant my mum. My dad would have a son without knowing, and he would still be a virgin because he didn’t have directly sex with my mum. Then let’s say 18 years later my mum and dad marry and don’t have sex for some reason, so I have time to lose virginity before my dad. I didn’t know it’s actually possible

[@L1TEXD]

@@manofgod7622 ...

[@superspy9831]

@@manofgod7622 That’s some quantum shit right there, also... *why*

[@succumbtohim]

Your stories sound exactly as things i would have done and the process of thought you had in those experiences sounds really simiilar to mines with things now, so thank you charli for being there to give me advices and make me laugh from things that you've experienced in your life cause u had no one to do the same thing you do now to help others, so by that thank you this is much appriciated

[@Rhino1931]

I hope that she sees this lmao

[@thumbshurting2956]

why?? u know she'll realize what she lost.

[@bryanrnl208]

@@thumbshurting2956 she lost a youtuber with millions of subs never monitized lmao

[@andydomonkos8308]

@@bryanrnl208 Im sure dude makes money somehow off his fame.

[@sillyname3969]

@@andydomonkos8308 twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

[@PacoRobbins]

I'm just imagining him walking around with a propeller hat talking to women.

[@TheZombieCreators]

hahahaha

[@Amins88]

"Grab on and hold tight, beautiful. I'll give this propeller a twirl and fly us to the moon"

[@zechariahrauch4740]

With a psychonauts necklace and some strobelite glasses

[@vickilouise3307]

When he said “well Charlie we did it, we made that employee feel uncomfortable” I spat my food out. Wasn’t expecting that😂

[@ejqr7727]

The title sounds like what “cool kid” in first grade would tell his friends

[@A_Distraction]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep_Uo2uIoZx_ntE ?

[@notbillymays]

@@A_Distraction no

[@moonshapedabsolution]

Reminds me of Jay from the Inbetweeners

[@POHreeg]

Lol practically yess

[@unknown-xq9rs]

It literally is

[@indefinitelyy]

If he did that now: Charlie: "Thank you beautiful." Woman: "Oh" *blushes and calls her twin sister and they both fall in love with him* Charlie: "Charlie, you did it." *flicks hair*

[@maxluong2]

I dunno about that lmao

[@Melbert327]

*bring forth The Holy Hand Grenade*

[@mexitalican99]

Either that or she blushes from her blood boiling because of how offended she is and calls the cops instead of her sister and instead of falling in love, she pushes for a sexual assault charge.. I mean it could go either way 🙃

[@echsemia]

@@maxluong2 Are you doubting The Great Dollar Store John Wick.

[@crathion4960]

Na since he lives in Florida he would be rejected because he wold be wearing a mask

[@jahjah7940]

It’s a miracle how he did not stutter

[@FishCop22]

dare devil shhhh no need to get so political

[@sunt7918]

Trained proffesional

[@sunt7918]

@dare devil I put my fake cigarette in my mouth and salute you, fellow greaseball

[@qoda3228]

1:56 "the blind leading the blind"

[@Nan0fiberr]

The goth girl at GameStop rejected me... Going for a ride to clear my mind.

[@darthlynx5792]

Of a mountain? That would wipe it clean

[@LilKingler]

Cultured comment

[@badpiggy2403]

F, sorry to hear that

[@someonesomeone7423]

proceeds to drive on the wrong side of the road

[@Drpepmazing]

Then he scooted away

[@chaledy8998]

The cringe was strong, but damn if it makes me feel better knowing even Jesus was once a pleb like us. Inspiring!

[@someasiankid6323]

fr

[@EagleZtoTheGrave]

What if God was one of us?

[@EnhancedTrashBin]

@@EagleZtoTheGrave what if he's inside us without consent?

[@domenicopastore1721]

Giovanni drinking that water

[@chaledy8998]

@@domenicopastore1721 *drinkwater

[@Chxzz1]

It's amazing how much Charlie has developed in the last 8 years. From being the awkward anime dude to being the lean mean killing machine alpha chad he is today. Truly shows anyone can make it. Love you man

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Yeah I was as awkward as Charlie in my youth so maybe one day I'll grow up to be the chad he is. Although unfortunately I am 4 years older than him.

[@KokosikChudziutki]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZ-bhaGFdpmZjrs -3

[@terrFW]

Drunken Hobo if youre being serious, i recommend working out. it just makes you feel better about yourself and helps overall, thats what helped me.

[@yougotmail73]

gellyphish I really gotta get into that more. College just kinda dumped a shitload on me and there ain’t enough time

[@A_Distraction]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep_Uo2uIoZx_ntE,

[@RustInPeace1990]

I love his openness about these subjects. He is a great storyteller honestly.

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

All jokes aside, you probably made her day, Charlie lol. The first time someone called me beautiful was when I was walking down the street wearing a new dress and it was just a simple, “nice dress beautiful!” As he strolled on by. That really made my day. For a lot of people out there, just randomly getting a compliment is something you remember for a long time, especially if it was done it a manner that isn’t creepy or pervy

[@Levi-dy5un]

Nice comment beautiful

[@Aodhan_Raith]

I guess you are a pretty kitty.

[@assgoblin3155]

Levi ay you in?

[@skeletor_2012]

@@Levi-dy5un cha cha real smooth

[@POHreeg]

Underrated comment

[@kenbrando4906]

Charlie: says “thank you beautiful” GameStop girl:”oh” Charlie: runs away GameStop girl: hey boss I need a raise I’m getting tired of being called beautiful from random virgins

[@cornoffthecobs7299]

Add a public comment...

[@thenightmare7316]

@@cornoffthecobs7299 ok than fellow public commenter.

[@comandosespeciales]

@@cornoffthecobs7299 Añade una respuesta pública...

[@DanC8111_]

The Nightmare ok than fellow public commenter

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐱🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬🌜!🎓🐩💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !

[@shroook]

“*She’s going off script, I wasn’t ready for this!”*

[@MentallyUnstableSigmaAssWipe]

5:44 were the most emotional and life changing notes any women could tell a man. Wow. Very nice for Young Virgin Charlie

[@Ancor_Vantian]

This dude is really really funny. His dry humor and delivery are excellent.

[@morphinetyme]

you're laughing, he mustered up the courage to confess and you're laughing

[@yuriyuridaze8201]

@@morphinetyme yes

[@weston407]

the deadpan delivery is second to none

[@Honeybaggsss]

I used to be a huge anime fan lol I even had that emo hair

[@ItsUzele]

“I haven’t earned the right to look my GameStop queen in the eyes” 🤣

[@Master0fHyrule]

I see you watched the Angry Video Game Nerd...

[@KokosikChudziutki]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZ-bhaGFdpmZjrs -3

[@batbite_]

I see you watch channel awesome, wait, you also have a Pink Floyd parody tattoo? Oh I see, then you must be a womaan of true culture! Beautiful! *Runs off* Her: oh Also her: Oh, there goes my maan!

[@A_Distraction]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep_Uo2uIoZx_ntE..

[@HowardTheDucksWong]

What do you mean?

[@superllama6768]

JAN quit promoting

[@ThanosTheManos]

Charlie is the biggest example of how people change over time.

[@obskewerd3992]

Your advice ultimately boils down to "dont be a weirdo" I NEED MORE THAN THAT CHARLIE

[@shmalex239]

69th like, nice

[@obskewerd3992]

High Definition You would say that, Being HD. Must be pretty fucking convenient for you.

[@obskewerd3992]

High Definition Lol 😂 High definition, But low self esteem, its lonely at the top :(

[@goddammitno_]

Just don't think about girls in dating way and be chill about it, that's how you're not being a weirdo and will have more chances having normal girls interested in u because that's jus thow it goes - it needs to be natural, not forced - the harder you try, the bigger chance you lose, because gals don't like desperate folks and am speaking it as a gal. personally i don't think about dating at all, only sometimes randomly see a chill guy as in simply chill guy and think "i could date him" and then go on with my day not even thinking abt it again it's just this casual, that's why ya can't force it

[@lo_01140]

this gave me incredible second-hand embarrassment.

[@edgyface4075]

oh

[@rango962]

Oh yea that's what I feel

[@mark4035]

“There’s sweat on my brow and a tickle in my sack”. Charlie’s our modern day poet

[@i_sawed_the_demons]

I friggin love how self aware this dude is.

[@juicydrop1062]

Ah, another episode in the legendary tale of Charlie terrorizing women in his town.

[@th3graveofwrath354]

.

[@yuurichito1439]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ConorMG]

gamestop girl: Charlie: So do you come here often?

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐱🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬🌜!🎓🐩💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !

[@powderedtoastman1858]

@@michaeljackson8390 no

[@DD-vz7vr]

@@michaeljackson8390 no

[@elfafo4991]

@@michaeljackson8390 no

[@gamified]

@@michaeljackson8390 no

[@guyfeeyeti375]

I’m tapping out at the 3 minute mark. This story is just too brutal, Charlie.

[@mcgibs]

I lasted up to 5.

[@bbqsauce890]

@@mcgibs i watched the entire thing

[@nicknevco215]

I think i blanked out several times he was talking so he told the girl she was beautiful and then she said thanks for shopping at gamestop

[@youbetterfuellme]

this is one of his lighter stories I lasted till the end

[@DeepfriedBeans4492]

I can almost guarantee she still tells that story to people

[@Badhealthcare]

You actually killed her with that comment, Charlie, but she was actually going to say, "Oh, my rubber nen," and bring herself back to life.

[@viperlife914]

nice reference

[@problemszzz2269]

And then she was gonna go in a adventure to kill all spiders in the building

[@toxicatedmemes3529]

OooOOoOoo G00oooOOnNn

[@Badhealthcare]

*shwing*

[@pizzazpaz822]

Her nen has the properties of both rubber and gum, right?

[@mattshwaghanda]

charlie running away was actually probably his best decision in this whole story

[@jay7568]

It's the big brain of chad moves

[@chickenpotpieare3things]

👌

[@Gnome5555]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmnCaqyBo89_p6c ok

[@chickenpotpieare3things]

@@Gnome5555 I miss the original

[@randomfools808]

Immediately reminded of Napolean Dynamite.