Charlie Debates Chat on UFO's | MoistCr1tikal

[@alexpehmoeller5716]

“Never seen a UFO?” “No, and you haven’t either” fucking killed me 😂

[@mrweirdo1548]

Ikr! He shut that shit down before it could even start lmfao

[@Klepto2322]

Charlie's twitch chat always has some of the worst takes I've ever seen. Remember that one time they tried to convince him that hamsters can survive half metre high falls, despite the fact that they're so frail that they can have a heart attack and die if you sneeze next to them?

[@GamerConnoisseurRei]

That is just everyday chat on Twitch, always gonna have contrarian and troll lurking around but the thing about Charlie is he's interacting with those said people fueling their desire wanting to be recognize by their favorite/hated streamers. Sometimes you can make good conversation from it by debunking their points, other times they're frustrating/infuriating to interact with

[@-Mintyy]

@@GamerConnoisseurReibro even Charlie admits his chat is one of the dumbest on twitch 🤣 who you protecting.

[@GamerConnoisseurRei]

@@-Mintyy I'm not protecting anyone just saying that if you're using Twitch, this kind of thing happens everyday no matter who's the streamer

[@-Mintyy]

@@GamerConnoisseurRei you prolly right lol. I don’t want twitch often at all

[@thecloudyskies]

a decent chunk of his chat are crypto bro hate watchers and the other majority is just idiots, and then theres a small minority of normal people just enjoying their time

[@Amyrildora]

Sounds exactly like something an Alien would say.

[@codenamejo8410]

He’s on to us

[@d34d48]

Ok furry

[@atomicnectar]

No wonder he always has the perfect white T. It’s too perfect hmmm

[@MasterMatter]

Wait the furry is on to us or aliens or both????? 😂😂😂😊😊

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

@@d34d48 how is he a furry lol

[@dudebrothebrodude9914]

Charlie arguing with his chat is comedy gold. 🤣

[@HEARTS-OF-SPACE]

His chat is dumb as fuck.

[@vingasoline5068]

It’s impressive how retarded they really are, and idk why Charlie keeps giving them more attention, it’s pretty funny sometimes but other times it’s just infuriating hearing how stupid some people can be on basic topics.

[@PROVOLQNE]

Aliens aren’t real Reason #1 you need a license to fly Reason #2 you need a passport to come to the US

[@drakegears]

So not in the us

[@fernandobjr]

Fucking Space Force bureaucracy

[@1.21gigawatts2]

@@drakegears You need a passport to go anywhere.

[@PROVOLQNE]

@@1.21gigawatts2 you right

[@tiagobelo4965]

@@1.21gigawatts2 nah, EU citizens don't need one to travel within the EU

[@greydebois]

Charlie having a meltdown over warp drives is gold

[@spiderace7994]

What is even warp drive? a concept of faster than light travel? The thing that limits that is not only the speed at which normal matter moves it's the survival of an organism in those speeds. I'm more inclined to believe something spiritually moves at that speed than any living organism.

[@FentyCola559]

@@spiderace7994 warp speed is a science fiction plot design so chat was just coping lol

[@Vexas345]

​@spiderace7994 It's an engine that allows you to travel faster than the speed of light by tricking the universe into thinking you aren't really traveling that fast, and all you need to power it is magic.

[@paulallen2680]

@@spiderace7994I’m pretty sure it’s suppose to be a machine that creates wormholes to allow ships to reach destinations in space quick without going the speed of light

[@NominDonutz]

Warp drive sounds impossible, humanity could make nuclear rail guns before knowing anything about warp drive

[@Soon22400]

I remember a "UFO" experience i had back in like 2009 on New Years Eve. I was 9 years old watching and waiting for the ball to drop in times square on TV. I remember looking out the window and up in the sky what I thought was a UFO abduction. It looked like a flying object with a beam of light coming down from it. I remeber the way it must have moved through a cloud and made it look like something was being sucked up the light. Years later I'm pretty sure it was literally just a News Helicopter with a spotlight.

[@CokeConnoisseur]

But what if it wasn't

[@Paqcar]

@@CokeConnoisseur but what if your mom’s an interdimensional cockroach?

[@xinf3ctdx]

@@CokeConnoisseur But what if it was actually Superman flying around with a spotlight hurr durr

[@curtailedbike4123]

For a sec I thought you were referencing that 70s show where Leo thought a blimp was a ufo at a football game

[@Lunathelunarian]

@@CokeConnoisseur then it could've been anything but a UFO

[@shubashuba9209]

I like to imagine that there are drunk aliens out there stumbling across the universe on space ships, landing on Earth and anally probing humans in their stupor for the lulz and then flying back to their planet without elaborating and then getting pulled over by the space police for flying under the influence.

[@NainheddoMEEK]

"God damn it plubix this is your fourth citation this month! sector 7 is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!"

[@ssilent8202]

You KNOW the humans are OFF LIMITS

[@hunterculpepper1973]

The agenda is to go in earth and fuck us and get wasted is probably a aliens plus alien probably probe you to mark you as either property or to say were owning salid alien are probably just reptilian or human like with a slight less or more focus on technology

[@LabMatt]

Isn't that what kickstarts the plot of Inuyashiki? Drunk-driving aliens run over an old man and rebuild him so they won't get into trouble?

[@SamuelChac0n]

@@LabMatt I don’t think they were drunk

[@OldManInternet]

I love how "wormholes might exist maybe" translated to "therefore aliens exist" without anyone bothering to explain the connecting thought process to Charlie while he got annoyed about wormholes.

[@spiderace7994]

The thing about wormholes is that they are really hard to make happen theoretically. Not to mention you don't get to choose a location or come back.

[@pizzlerot2730]

This explains SO much about Charlie's Twitch chat and their takes.

[@KrucialKenn-]

Aliens are fallen angels and Demons. The Devil wants us to suffer and be led away from God, that’s why people are abducted and tortured. When people call on God/Jesus when abducted they are released. Look it up.

[@pizzlerot2730]

@@KrucialKenn- get this shit off of my comment.

[@loganlevesques]

Reminds me of when the velma trailer dropped and the chat kept saying white guy take to everything he was saying

[@tylerprime9555]

@@loganlevesques bet they all look stupid now lol

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@loganlevesqueswhen most of his chat is pasty white ppl too LMAOO

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Charlie more upset about a viewer reading the mirror then his dad not being right about aliens

[@domainexpansion-boosiefade]

i was just as upset as him since the mirror is dogshit

[@student99bg]

His dad is right about aliens

[@ey3z4ya]

​@@student99bgno his dad is naive

[@HEARTS-OF-SPACE]

I'm so glad that Charlie is capable of thinking critically. I agree that there are zero compelling abduction accounts. A lot of people lie about this shit for a variety of reasons, and it's so frustrating that people are more willing to believe absolute nonsense instead of accepting the fact that people make shit up ALL THE TIME.

[@solar9610]

Zero compelling abduction accounts, agreed - but UFO accounts? Uhhhh, the fucking Pentagon released their UFO files last year and it's gone viral - there is footage of jet pilots tracking unidentified flying objects with highly advanced radar & tracking systems and it's everywhere on KZbin. I don't expect anyone who likes to say 'lmao UFOs' has an argument against any of these videos - are you going to claim a rival military power exposes highly-secret, confidential models of technology to the cameras & on-sight radars of national, global rivals to eventually be studied and exposed....or are you willing to own up to the fact that even those jet pilots didn't know what the fuck they were seeing?

[@HEARTS-OF-SPACE]

@@solar9610 UFO=/=Alien They are literally unidentified. Also, there are plenty of debunking videos to help balance out all of the sensationalized nonsense you just referred to.

[@Cobson_GamingYT]

Facts. intelligent aliens probably have never visited our planet which makes all alien ufo claims fake but there is no way alien life doesnt exist somewhere in the universe.

[@HEARTS-OF-SPACE]

@@Cobson_GamingYT Oh, for sure. I believe intelligent extraterrestrials very likely exist.

[@thenormalformalandhormonal8531]

That brings me to a similar point. People in the scientific community that do nothing but shill atheism, as if social politics has any place in science. It's dying down, but it got to a point where people who could separate their faith from science were scared peers will find out their religious, and ostracize them.

[@marylandlax3]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Charlie lose his sanity to the point he starts laughing deliriously but then again I’m sure talking to a UFO junkie

[@AlphaSeriesOmega]

Charlie should’ve said to Chat, imagine aliens as Goku(which he is) and he has mastered instant transmission, faster than warp speed, light speed and wormholes together. Why would goku go tell baby trunks that something is gonna happen in the future instead of Bulma or literally anyone else. Maybe they would understand.

[@Puddspanker]

Why would they tell adults or the government at all? Any time any adults get involved the government gets sent in to attempt to yoink them up and perform experiments and torture lol.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

I know nothing about Goku but if he had those capabilities it really wouldn’t be much of a hassle to help kids improve the future. Why not do it himself though? Because then you’d be ruling those people instead of guiding them.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

We all know that the aliens who probe human asshole's are all Saiyans trying to analyze humanity before they make the Super Saiyan hybrids Nappa talked about.

[@tshoemake5945]

Well, Goku is an idiot...

[@terrydactyl2077]

I have a sleep disorder which has caused sleep paralysis since toddler age. I can’t say that people are experiencing this as some of the abduction cases. But I can say that a lot of them sound exactly like sleep paralysis. If you don’t know what it is. You wake up but cannot move. It’s quite stressful if it lasts for a long while but mostly it’s relatively quick. 10-30 seconds probably is my average bout. During the sleep paralysis I am 100% lucid and fighting my way to snap out of it and be fully awake and also trying not to panic. (Sometimes I get anxiety that I will be stuck like that forever and never gain mobility.). The weirdest part of the experience is while being totally aware I’m having sleep paralysis and I can think normally it also causes you to hallucinate and almost dream. The room looks like a dream version of the room. I can hear footsteps or people talking to me especially hearing my mum saying my name. Crackling sounds and laughing. It’s actually pretty crazy. The other thing that sometimes happens and luckily isn’t too often for me is the most intense feeling of supernatural horror. It’s a feeling that I would never be able to experience in my waking world. It’s often the feeling of a demonic entity in the room. Sometimes for me it’s a big black hole of sticks in the wall that crackles likes camp fire and the sound of sticks all scraping together and moving around. It’s an otherworldly experience that feels absolutely horrific. But once I wake up I’m fine and know it’s just the brain being creative. 100% an individual could have the demonic experience be aliens. Maybe because I grew up as a Christian or just like metal music and horror movies that my brain invents these demon scenarios. I’m sure if someone has seen even a movie or something in pop culture about aliens that their mind could create that scenario for them. Lastly a lot of folks don’t have constant weekly bouts of sleep paralysis like I do. But it can happen to anyone and if you’ve never had a history of experiencing it you could very easily think the experience was something else like a visitation of a ghost or the devil. Or an alien abduction. Because it really does feel like a real experience

[@blitzar8443]

I take sleep meds which give me nightmares that I can't wake up from. I always dream of waking up but it's just another dream and sometimes it feels real and I get a fear that I will never be able to wake up. Also had sleep paralysis happen to me once, I was unable to move and heard footsteps and got dragged out of my bed at night but when I woke up it wasn't even night and I was still in my bed.

[@terrydactyl2077]

@@blitzar8443 On bud. Sorry you gotta deal with that. I think I can totally understand both those things but not quite the same. The dragging out of bed would be very unnerving. I get a lot of sensory things similar. Sometimes while struggling to wake it feels like I can move an arm a bit and then I feel like I’m sliding off my bed. But the sliding never stops until I wake. Sorta like I’m sliding for 2 minutes. I often get the feeling of a cat walking in me (never had one as a pet tho). A few times at my old place I used to get the feeling of like a little kid climbing on me and giving me a cuddle. Very odd that you can literally feel these things. Like there is physical weight to them. The nightmare thing I can also relate. Do you ever lucid dream in general? I do but not too often. And usually once I realise I am dreaming I wake up pretty quickly. But. I have had lucid dreams that are like you said. Sometimes I realise I’m dreaming. Then I think I’m awake. But I’m not and I’m still dreaming but the dream is too real. Like you know how dreams are chaotic and constantly morphing? These ones literally looks like my house. Worst one ever my mum called me into the kitchen. I go there and she is this just horrible demonic thing. I’ve also had lucid dreams I realised I was dreaming and became lucid but couldn’t wake myself up. The most recent one was super distressing and actually bothered me quite a bit for a while. I couldn’t wake up and then I was in a room. I wanted out of the dream and tried getting out of the room. I opened a curtain and their was no window behind it. Just a wall. Then I tore off wallpaper and it kept having more wall paper behind each layer that I keep tearing at. I ran around the room feeling the walls for a way out and couldn’t. Then a door appeared and I got outside and it was night time looking out onto a field with a hill. The hill was lined with freaking Ku Klux Klan robed dudes with torches lit on fire and the all ran at me and then I finally woke up. Had many similar dreams. All I can say is it’s just the brain doing its thing and you will always wake up. You’ll never get stuck. Ever. You should try to practice some breathing techniques off KZbin for anxiety and panic attacks. Try to practice them enough so that when you are in a lucid dream or experiencing sleep paralysis you can remember to put them into action and ride it out. Tends to make those moments pass quicker as well coz you are reminding your brain of the physical world and your body in it. It’s very hard to remember this so the more you practice like before bed the more you’ll remember it. Lucid dreaming is often confusing and harder to remember stuff like this. But it’ll still help over all. Try and talk with your doctor about it but no doubt you’ll need a specialist. But it’s not something that is dangerous. Just very stressful. Hope you get some relief from it tho mate.

[@Snugasa]

A while ago I woke up in the middle of the night and then tried to go back to sleep and eventually after I could feel my body asleep I suddenly started to see outlines of faces morphing into other faces all with different normal or weird facial expressions. While this was happening I could hear a combination of whispers and some other sounds mounting in intensity. Eventually the sounds changed from weird to very unnatural, unsettling, and scary. It was kind of similar to the amnesia chase sound effect, but like 10 times as viscerally frightening. Then I woke up for real and had trouble going back to sleep. I honestly don't remember if I felt paralyzed or not. I was 100% aware of what I was experiencing. I'm pretty sure if I wanted to I could force myself to wake up, but I was kind of morbidly curious, so I let it last until I nope'd out. Not sure if this was actual sleep paralysis or just a hypnogogic hallucination from hell but I never want to experience it again.

[@terrydactyl2077]

@@Snugasa Brains are so damn weird right?? Ok so there’s two things probably possible with this experience in my opinion. You’ve stated both of them but you’re probably right. So it could’ve easily have been sleep paralysis. If you haven’t had bouts of it you probably think you could’ve woken up from it but actually not been able to. You can “stay” in paralysis and extend it. I rarely do it as I find it stressful. But when I was younger I found it less anxiety enduring and was very curious about it as it provided interesting hallucinations. Extremely rarely I will have a face appear. I remember one time a Rottweiler was snarling right at my face. My mum I suspect is experiencing SP because she often says she has the face thing quite often. And then my Nanna when she was alive one time told me she saw animals or men as shadows beside her bed that she said she would “shoo” away. She as well had something going on and I’ve always assumed SP might be hereditary? The other thing you might have experienced is hypnogogic hallucination. When I was 6 I was diagnosed with hypnogogia. Although my mum never sought much medical help with it afterwards. When you were young and were going to sleep or after waking, or when you were sick with a flu, ever have things like feeling like you are floating in a large open yet closed space? Like something or the stuff around you were both huge and tiny at the same time? Or someone was whispering but the whisper seemed booming loud at the same time? These are other hypnogogic sensations other than the face thing. Faces morphing constantly I think might be the brain looking for patterns when there’s no light in your room while being close to that transition of awake and asleep. Do you ever try while going to sleep to get in the zone where you can visualise faces and objects constantly morphing? That’s pretty common and pretty cool (possible also unnerving) with hypnogogia. You mostly grow out of that but people can still retain it. I have it commonly but less common than when I was a child. One unnerving aspect of one of my symptoms is I feel my head becoming very dense like it is made of marble. My hands then feel like they fill up the room and my thoughts start racing. The racing thoughts is the most unnerving part because if I don’t sit up and turn on a light and shake it off it will build up and up and become more intense and won’t stop. Then I need to get out of bed and literally walk it off. It sucks. I get hypnogogia shit happening while awake. Triggers can be seeing a huge object like a giant ship. Things like the hulk transforming weirdly triggers it. It might be partly due to my type of narcolepsy. But this I do not know. There are interesting things that I’ve read that seem to me to correlate with certain symptoms of hypnogogia while being different enough. Todd’s Syndrome (Or Alice in Wonderland Syndrome) is interesting to read about and might fit somewhere in the same realm. Worth a read if you are interested. Also with the being able to see things like faces morphing while awake is common with people especially the elderly when they’ve partially or completely lost their sight. There’s quite a bit of interesting research done on this. Apparently it’s due to the loss of constant visual stimulation. The brain’s pattern seeking starts to kick in and produce faces. It usually produces very odd warped faces with big eyes and huge teeth etc and can cause a lot of distress. Same thing happens with people who go deaf and then the brain produces audio hallucinations. Not sure if you’ve made it this far in my unhinged rant (I never get to talk about this stuff coz it’s so weird and difficult to describe so I don’t bother) but one thing I think is important to consider. I used to think of eyes as like a window for the brain to look out into the world. Looking at something was just just your brain using your eyes to capture the image. And yeah that’s true. But the craziest thing is that what really happens is the yes eyes give the brain the information and then within the brain it recreates the image. So your visual sight is a hallucination. Like a copy of the stuff you’re looking at. I’m terrible at explaining it coz I’m a dumb shit. But there’s good info to read about this subject out there. Brains are fucking mental.

[@Snugasa]

@@terrydactyl2077 I appreciate the unhinged rant are brains are indeed, "fucking mental". My favorite fact about the eyes and the brain is about people who are blind due to brain injury, but still have a functional eye. They are able to, more often than you'd expect from a blind person, guess correctly about the location, movement and shapes of objects. It's called blindsight if you are interested. I could have been unable to wake up, I just can't really say either way. I do often experience hypnogogia though, either when I am trying to fall asleep lucidly or falling asleep while I'm reading in bed. Usually it's just voices or sounds when I'm reading. The lucid sleeping never works haha I just get too excited once I get hallucinations and wake up and just lie there with my body asleep but my mind wide awake and tired so I just fall asleep normally. and I suspect the reason I can't lucid dream is cause I've never put in the effort for a dream journal or reality checks and other tricks people recommend. I do relate to the dense head thing, I've had it happen sometimes, but for the most part my hallucinations seem to be more mild. I do actually experience Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, although a fairly mild case. I usually happens when my eyes get tired from reading or looking at small details. My visual perception changes and things I'm directly focusing on get smaller, while my peripheral vision feels larger. the words on my computer screen might be tiny, but my monitor expands and feels like it takes up all my vision. It feels kind of like turning up my FOV slider in real life. Everything feels farther away from me than it should be and my hands feel small. I also experience an increased focus on sounds and often have mild tinnitus during the episode. Overall it just feels like an awesome experience (assuming I'm not working) where I can look at the world around me with the same curiosity as a child would for about 10 minutes. Unfortunately, it does seem like something that is going away with age. As a kid I would experience it a few times a month, that eventually went down to once a month, and now I think its been a few months since I had it last. Granted, I also read real books way less often now, and that's how I would get it usually. I hope it never goes away forever cause it's always just really fun for me.

[@inazonitobe737]

Honestly the problem with UFO sightings is that Plane's have weird lights and it's incredibly easy to be deceived. One morning in my small village a plane illegally flew over my house from a very low distance. I didn't see the plane shape though, I just saw the lights all over the plane which made it appear to me as a gigantic flying pyramid. It was light out, not night. Still though the lights on the plane somehow deceived my eyes into seeing a literal plane as something else. I froze in place as if it was gonna crush me to death because such a giant thing was directly above my house. I couldn't register what happened and was convinced I'd seen a UFO, but nah. I live very close to an air strip and planes regularly fly over my neighbourhood now. Just usually higher up. It's incredibly easy for our brains to not register aircrafts as what they actually look like.

[@solar9610]

There are literal documented, released sightings of UFOs by highly-trained, experienced jet pilots that have far more advanced radar & tracking systems than just 'seeing lights' lmfao. Pentagon released several last year. You people pay ZERO attention to anything you can't debunk.

[@iiequinox8044]

Atleast you can realize "Nah, that was actually a plane in retrospect" and don't go painting a false reality that you just saw a fuggin Alien spaceship lmao. Cool story though.

[@mikehunt1513]

I saw a ball of fire in the sky turn into triangle and split apart shit was freaky

[@Drakonus_]

@@mikehunt1513 A firework?

[@mikehunt1513]

@@Drakonus_ I saw that shit and I assure it wasn't a firework a firework doesn't travel at the speed of light and form a perfect triangle and split apart into three red lights

[@AbdefFable1]

Most hilarious part is the warp drive rant You may not have been talking about warp drives but they were damn sure gonna make it about them

[@aelux4179]

The best thing is, even if we assume our understanding of warp drives is 100% perfect and that we could make one, you'd still need an infinite energy source to power it. Another piece of tech we can't even comprehend developing

[@aelux4179]

@Carl Gunderson I think so yeah, as far as I understand it it's impossible with our understanding of physics so we'd need a new system to even begin serious r&d

[@ncn3449]

@Carl Gunderson Actually we do have ways on creating a infinite energy source which is a Dyson sphere which in theory can utilize the full energy of a star which is close to infinite and even better a structure around a black hole that can utilize its energy which will probably reach the infinite energy source mark

[@ncn3449]

@Carl Gunderson No your comment was we making a infinite energy source change our understanding of our universe which it whouldn't since a Dyson sphere is possible and isn't too complicated to understand and run, its just that the earth doesn't have enough materials to build a sphere around the sun so yes we have the understanding to build this structure just not the materials and money, but a warp drive is whole different story since that's literally bending the fabric of space time and making distances from other celestial bodies shorter

[@ncn3449]

@Carl Gunderson My guy but we do have the tech for this its that we don't have the materials, also you saying that "if it's something that we physically cannot do atm. But will be able to do in the future. It'll have to re write physics" that doesn't make any sense like in the 18th century where planes didn't exist but was talked about did we have to re write physics and the understanding of the universe to build plane's? A Dyson sphere isn't a complicated thing to build it just requires alot of material and money which we currently don't have. The Dyson sphere doesn't break any laws of physics it's just hard to build like rockets which was theoretical at first but due to hard ships it became a reality did rockets break the laws of physics?

[@julianybarra2698]

Proving aliens are real w no evidence is like having your dog say “no one will ever believe you” and then never says another word

[@touchgrasstoday]

No one is safe in Charlie’s chat. If someone comes into his chat with a terrible take Charlie holds nothing back

[@QuiteLunacy]

There is no way someone actually said "You're very misinformed about aliens."😂😂😂😂

[@peanutbutterman8280]

Don’t think aliens visit us? Look up the 1997 Eric cartman incident.

[@krissuyx]

I once woke up from such a vivid dream that I was 100% sure it was real. Later, I talked to the people who were present in the dream about it and they said that never happened. I imagine that a lot of the abduction stories originate from crazy vivid dreams. The rest probably originate from mental illnesses or just liars who want attention.

[@venuasaur560]

No your freinds are gaslighting you they are aliens

[@blockshift758]

Charlie's classmate after he confessed lying about dragonball: 😭

[@mak_707]

At least we can all agree that if aliens were to contact us, it'd be through Twitter, for sure.

[@atomicnectar]

I remember this one sleep paralysis dream I had that I was a lion and got captured by aliens and was experimented on than put back. I told my mom I was kidnapped in my sleep and she laughed at me :’(

[@RockandrollNegro]

Mom, I was abducted in my sleep last night Mom: *laughs hysterically*

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

LMAO

[@veksu777]

One guy in chat said ,,keep battling that brick wall, charlie"

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

Ron from GTA V is more sane than Charlie's chat

[@tiddy740]

Ron's never never been in a twich chat so he's saved from the stupidity

[@gabycashy5]

no one is mentioning how the kids werent even describing the aliens the same way? Some of them said they had long black hairs other that they were bald some had clothes other not

[@xinf3ctdx]

Like it’d matter even if they did describe them in the same way. It’s not like the idea of aliens is something that only recently got popularized. Just like how it is with Santa, it wouldn’t be that crazy of an idea for a bunch of kids to have the same idea of what an alien would look like. There’s a bunch of layers to this, but every single one of them is stupid dogshit.

[@dfredankey]

Aliens are real I highly doubt we’re the only ones out here that’d be crazy. Are we/ have we been in contact with them? Idk

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@xinf3ctdx Actually there’s an easy answer to this, there was more then one Alien and the kids drew different ones.

[@PrinceFloof]

@@xinf3ctdx Area 51 is irrelevant

[@HEARTS-OF-SPACE]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 Or...or....maybe they were full of shit. Which do you think is more likely: a civilization breaking the laws of physics by traveling considerably faster than light and just happening to stumble upon our planet, or kids telling stories?? Come on...

[@prisoner817]

Alternative title: Charlie argues with schizos

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

More like: Charlie becomes a Reddit Athiest

[@MSantosMusic]

After my long work shifts, I just watch Charlie’s videos and just fall asleep haha

[@exMuteKid]

me too, but only after I pop a couple benzos, some adderall and a spoonful of thc oil cuz ain't NO way I'm gonna work a miserable 8 hour shift only to come home to a world with no friends or relationships

[@the_Googie]

@@exMuteKid bro...

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@exMuteKidUhm.. maybe you should seek help

[@fernandobjr]

Charlie is going to pop a vein 😂 GOD DAMN ALIENS

[@gregsamuel4215]

woke up and my ass was sore. "Damn you aliens!"

[@Jokin_Jake]

That chatter is really obsessed with warp drives.

[@llamaczech]

To be fair, Charlie starts talking about FTL and how we don't even have a concept for how that is possible, and then that chatter responded with a concept of FTL. Like, it's literally on topic.

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@llamaczech we also are like years away to ever making that, we don't even know if its possible its just a concept so really its not on topic its like we are talking about aliens than I bring up "aliens just tp here" like okay, but can we stay on topic? Humans don't even know anything about tping.

[@weaselly_moment]

Alternate title: Charlie gets one guy'd for 34 minutes

[@nagi159]

believe it or not i was actually one of the kids at the school the aliens visited. it was around recess time and a big sliver ship landed in the school yard and out popped kirk cameron and he told me to look foward to his upcoming hit movie kirk cameron saves christmas in like 20 years from now. it was a day i'll never forget

[@kjl4983]

Charlie just spitting in his own dad’s face with this video

[@SandraudigaVali]

Haven't laughed this much since the San Francisco poop map incident lmao

[@tweenytwinkies]

Same

[@AceAlbatros]

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid chat and the internet can always be. People literally trying to defend it look so stupid

[@vaultboya6253]

I'm convinced Charlie's chat is just constantly trolling him with terrible takes or constantly trying to contradict him 😂

[@mrlox9576]

1:49 Think you pretty much summed it up right there, Charlie. 🤣🤣

[@FromTheRootsToTheCrown]

One of these kids from Zimbabwe is on a pretty big podcast at the moment . Doesn't even have anything to do with extraterrestrials but he told his story once after being asked

[@Notorious248]

charlies chat can be so brain dead sometimes

[@maheshseetaram1654]

his entire twitch chat shares 10 braincells

[@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA]

Charlie can be brain dead as well. His viewers watch him for his comedic style not his intellect

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

I imagine it's possible for other beings to live somewhere in the Universe, but for people to really think for even a second they'd wanna visit us is insane 💀

[@GustavoLeaoValente]

I mean, visiting definitely makes sense from a research standpoint. If they are anything like us, and for the sake, they'd like to know more about how life forms and is created, so they might want to research and study how life developed in our world. That does assume that 1- they are anything like us, they could just not care at all about other lifeforms, and 2- whatever form of FTL travel they figured out, they didn't also figure out at the same time the secret to life and what not, because if they did, we'd be even more insignificant

[@Puddspanker]

That channel he's watching, bedtime stories is a very good channel. I've binge watches all his videos at work.

[@camelliaharpdarkthrope6462]

Bedtime and Wartime Stories' videos are very fun to watch

[@nanCito71]

Best content ever! I'm sorry you had to deal with this, but your reaponses are gold! Charlie pro logic, let's go!

[@The_Steele1]

Until I smooch an alien I will never believe they exist.

[@tweenytwinkies]

Fr if I can’t go on a date with some alien then I don’t care if they exist or not let me see them alien smooches

[@coffin601]

Maybe they just have a real life version of the Holo-Watch from Megamind, ever think of that one charlie?

[@flamingfoxx]

5:41 So a goth showed up and traumatized an entire elementary school

[@nathansteele4358]

A warp drive works on Einsteins theory of relativity, *I read 1 article about it and the debunk was a slam dunk* saying it would require so much mass to work that it could fill a universe itself to bend space like that That chatter didn’t do any research in the slightest beyond a KZbin video saying it could be done following the laws of physics And when the chatter said “it’s nothing like faster than light” THE PHYSICIST HE MENTIONED DIRECTLY SAID THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS I’m angry now

[@clame3065]

shoutouts to the guy who said "i heard this is the warpdrive discussion stream" while charlie was actively ranting about how this was NOT the warpdrive discussion stream

[@_cthuwu]

Black shirt Charlie just hits different

[@SuperRedhawk13]

Aliens: 👀 “hey this guys good we should work with him

[@o0facedown0o]

Im being more and more sure of your chat just trolling u. Its amazing how there are always people ready to claim the stupidest shit ever or just flat out disagree with charlie for no reason

[@XeresKyle]

*There is no Santa Clause, there is no Easter Bunny and there is no Queen of England!*

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

Oh yeah? If aliens aren’t real, then explain *THESE!* **holds up a few of those children’s drawings** I will say, the Bob Lazar movie is pretty crazy, and Jeremy Corbell has some pretty interesting photos and videos and stories from around the world

[@stevem.o.1185]

It would be cool if aliens didn't have faster-than-light travel, but they (or at least their consciousnesses) just lived for millions of years and moved/ thought in slow motion, and so didn't care about the insane amount of time they would have to travel. Then their space vehicle randomly crashed into Earth, but it took them a full human lifespan for them to get their first sentence out, Ent-style. That's gotta be a sci-fi story, right?

[@donaldthomann1613]

Your chat is infested with either fools or trolls. Or both. Thanks for humoring them for entertainments sake, but God damn, you have more patience than I do.

[@Ilivepuppys]

I agree, one reason I never wanted to stream or even be a youtuber, I would not take idiots and trolls as well as Charlie did. So I will not put my mental health to it

[@raging100]

MY alien encounter a few years back was a super bright flash that lit up the forest i was walking my dog in. I spent 2 days trying to figure out what the light could possible be and it turned out it was a wierd radio...tower...thing. 2 days did it take for me to de-bunk this, why does it take 25 years for these morons?

[@MKG_]

Cuz theres nothing interesting in their lifes so they want to make themselfs belive

[@krissuyx]

I also saw a creepy light moving through the woods next to me when I was little. Then a car drove by about 10 seconds later and I realized it was the car's headlights shining into the woods as it was driving around a curve. Another time, I saw a super bright light kinda hovering in the sky at night. It made no sound. After a while I did start seeing movement and it flew over me, still being fairly quiet. Turned out it was a plane landing with its landing light on. It looked like it was hovering because it was heading straight toward me. I guess it didn't make much sound because the engines are turned down during landing(again, just a guess).

[@KarpetBurn]

Because why would they even bother trying to debunk it? They all wanna be the first contact with an extraterrestrial species so they'd rather keep believing than actually investigate.

[@nolans87]

Yo Charlie going ham 😂😂

[@qerza3742]

I wish my argument with him about Travis Scott concert made it

[@samuelgrasso6639]

Man Charlie really is heated about aliens hahahahha, but for real tho chatters were crazy this day

[@PrinceFloof]

More like down right stupid than crazy, can't blame him for being heated

[@idkDude99]

I've seen a bunch of UFOs I definitely couldn't identify what was flying

[@Living-gnu-64]

I think it's funny how so many people actually misinterperate the definition of the word theory. When someone uses the expression "its just a theory" you should probably repsond with "you clearly dont know what theory means". The only difference between a theory and a law (scientific not judicial) is that a law is backed by all our knowledge of physics PLUS the ability to put that into test through real experiments and calculations; meanwhile a theory only has the computational and logical trailing to show it exists*. For example the big bang theory is logical based on our understanding of physics we just cant put it to test. most people confuse theory with hypothesis which is the very beginning of the experiment where once it passes all the computational and logical processes it becomes a theory. many theories hold just as much weight as laws, its just a matter of time when we can put them to test to finally debunk them, this will only occur as we unlock more information about the universe and until then most theories hold water and have signifigance in the science community.

[@SolusWhite]

I was abducted by aliens once... Went for a few pints with them, I can't remember what happened after that... but I woke up next to a female alien I've never seen before in the morning with a headache... oh, did I say aliens? I meant humans...

[@jonathanridener9673]

I gotta agree in a way. All abduction stories sound just like the traumatic memory of being born

[@Drakonus_]

Is this sarcastic? Cause it's biologically impossible for humans to remember their birth.

[@jonathanridener9673]

@@Drakonus_ It wasnt until the 80s that medical professionals thought babies felt pain at all. Hell It should be biologically impossible for a creature made of mostly water to spontaneously combust but shit happens

[@Drakonus_]

@@jonathanridener9673 Bro, you do realize that spontaneous human combustion isn't real, right? Most SHC cases were from pre-20th century era, and weren't that credible since the news media at the time would often exclude information about those cases. Also, most post-19th century cases have just been labelled as SHC cases because they don't have an evident cause yet. It's just scientifically impossible to start a fire out of nothing. To even just start a tiny fire, there needs to be a fuel, an oxidizer, and an energy source.

[@Drakonus_]

@@jonathanridener9673 Also, let's go back to humans not remembering their birth. A human brain might've remembered being birthed when they were a baby, but their brain's development would cause that memory to disappear. This is what's called infantile amnesia. Moreover, the earliest cases of people remembering their life would be after they've opened their eyes. That is because our sight is the most important sense when it comes to remembering things.

[@KrucialKenn-]

Aliens are demons used by the devil to make us sin and torture us. Aliens are fallen angels and spirits that’s why they can do what they do and not follow physics. People who call on God are released because aliens are fallen angels

[@solomonchild3398]

Lemmino has several videos that have me in X Files mode when I watch them lol

[@christophercabrera8222]

I bet the guy in chat arguing with Charlie thought he did some 💀

[@Mid-Suavemente]

He got almost 34 minutes of attention from a guy with over 11 mil subscribers on KZbin and almost 17 mil on Twitch. That's more than the two likes and one comment you got on here.

[@christophercabrera8222]

@@Mid-Suavemente wow what a flex … yup I’d be proud if I was an attention seeker too. And its not like he proved anything he just spewed nonsense, hop off his tip fam 🥩🚴‍♂️

[@christophercabrera8222]

@@Mid-Suavemente and I could care less if I had 0 likes as well 🤣, ion need others validation or agreement, just think bro sounded mad goofy arguing thru Twitch chat like if it’s so serious … 💀💀. Also flexing others people achievements is kinda weird ngl

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@christophercabrera8222 I think we found Topin, its steve the guy who replied to you. Most people would find this embarrassing your being called dumb by Charlie pretty much and his fans.

[@wifiskyy]

I’ve watched this video 13 times and it never gets old

[@Drakonus_]

If you talk to any astrophysicist, they would wholeheartedly agree that aliens exist. But if you tell them that aliens have visited Earth and probed people, then they would just laugh at you and leave.

[@b.a.m.4135]

I'm literally laughing so hard im crying. Let's have alien discussions once a week. Ill show up and inform everybody on warp drive

[@raging100]

Trying to have an regular discussion with TWITCH CHAT is like trying to ask fbi if they are corrupt. COMPLETELY POINTLESS

[@aleahloucks2024]

Kids are so unreliable, the amount of times ive been babysitting and i ask them to do something boring like cleaning up toys and they will be like " im going to tell my mommy you were mean to me" just to try and get me in trouble😂

[@Ducaso]

Idk what Charlie’s expecting chat to say otherwise, they’re either to dumb to change or straight up trolling. Lose lose situation

[@Ilivepuppys]

have a real chat? Use their brains and talk like adults? but mostly people who used twitch are like smooth brains and 14 year olds, I wander if Charlie can get a better convo on youtube chat? prolly not

[@RyukyuStyle]

My favorite thing about aliens is how they are so advanced but keep crashing their ships.

[@GamingwithMahv1]

Aliens are clones of Charlie confirmed. We've seen it. The moistverse was a real alien invasion.

[@critical-goat]

30:24 Charlie, chat just loves winding you up so you have outbursts like this. We think its endlessly amusing.

[@somethingdark66]

30:23 not often we see Charlie get so mad

[@DabxNinja_420]

He needs to do a whole video about the ones that got debunked cause I'm interested on how it got mistaken as a ufo and how it was debunked

[@commonviewer2488]

I'm a believer. Also believe that aliens visiting Earth to be a very unlikely event. We have absolutely nothing to offer them that they wouldn't be able to get somewhere else much easier.

[@curtailedbike4123]

What about dip and dots 😂

[@KrucialKenn-]

Aliens are demons used by the devil to make us sin and torture us. Aliens are fallen angels and spirits that’s why they can do what they do and not follow physics.

[@Vonzercroft]

I'm well aware that a species with FTL travel wouldn't need to anal probe us to research us but damn it I want to believe.

[@RJTradess]

When is this man going to try the new osrs update, shits fire

[@Hegelundd]

Real

[@steven95N]

I'm a skeptic and I don't believe this story but I will say, one time, as a kid we were having a snowball fight during recess and I witnessed a water main break in front of the school. I told there like a dipshit as a small guyser erupted out of the ground in front of me. I just stood there and watched in awe. Maybe it's because I had a ballpark idea of what was happening but my teacher rushed up behind me after a few minutes. If it was a phenomenon that disappeared in seconds, no one would have ever believed me.

[@crxztv]

We want more of this

[@olianims]

Ah yes, the best people to believe about supernatural events: children and crackheads

[@veikkoveljanen7475]

Charlie really is soo unedjucated about ufo's and aliens

[@FentyCola559]

🤣🤣🤣 nah he’s right

[@veikkoveljanen7475]

@@FentyCola559 say walla?

[@elcar5468]

The aliens go off Interstellar rules. They have to leave coded messages through school children.

[@centraltexaspescador8013]

Am i the only one that watch bedtime stories 🤣🤣

[@centraltexaspescador8013]

I was just watching thier vids

[@flashkent138]

Bedtime Stories 👍

[@baddragonite]

Humans already have Faster than light travel, how do you think Santa delivers all the presents?

[@Genchi_Violet]

I personally think that if we do ever encounter alien life is that they'll look like jellyfish, octopi, or squids. Logically they have the best anatomy equipped for space travel.

[@adamcummings20]

I love the idea behind the hyperspace whale creatures in Star Wars

[@SoullessScythe]

blackholes could just be pocket dimensions, we dont truly know

[@galactic-gumbo9911]

The only reason we say potential Aliens would kill us is because that’s what we do to lesser civilizations. We’re assigning human characteristics to them which goes to show our hubris is never ending

[@bigfootwithinternetconnect2330]

Yoooo he watched Bedtime Stories!!! I love their channel, real stories or not, they really know how to them, plus the illustrations are really great

[@hiimpixl]

But Charlie, what if the aliens' planet had 10x the gravity and they could jump really high.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Or if they learned instant transmission from other aliens!?

[@Iuwl]

Plot twist: Charlie's chat are filled with aliens pretending to be human

[@krisj5561]

Where can we contact you Charlie? My parents were absolutely abducted. It went on for four days. We got calls the entire time. And even past that. My dad had a foreign body show up on his shoulder. They did surgery. It wasn't there. I 10000% believe they were abducted.

[@tiddy740]

☝️watch out we got a live one

[@jankounchained4211]

Someone pin the comment!

[@bigdawg8875]

Your dad was on a bender pal

[@TitankroW]

I think they just abandoned you for a bit man I’m sorry to be the one to break it to you

[@yuin3320]

As someone whose parents hid their drug habits, this is ringing some bells. At one point had my dad talking with total seriousness about his mission to Mars, and have had too many bizarre and wildly inconsistent instances from my mom to even be able to pick just one. Certain drugs will make people absolutely believe in some very visceral hallucinations and even after the fact be unable to distinguish them as separate from reality.

[@BrianLancaster]

Couldn't the aliens just live for thousands of years without faster-than-light travel? Come on, Jack, let's get real here.

[@Miss_Akashiya]

Fun fact : sometimes (pretty rarely) when people have a traumatic experience like rape or being kidnapped, the brain creates a different wild memory instead. including the scenario of being abducted by aliens.

[@kraevinmoorehed1776]

We use to call them angels and demons

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

@@kraevinmoorehed1776 people still think they see angels or something because they're crazy

[@yourgrandmasjzexboyfriend]

@@JamesThePokemonHunter i see angles everyday

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

@Carl Gunderson you when auto correct exists 😱

[@Miss_Akashiya]

@@JamesThePokemonHunter I know a few people like that. I never know how to tell them that it's nothing religious but they are ill. Like schizophrenia or psychosis

[@crackent8125]

“Aliens don’t come in peace” and “Aliens warn us about a terrifying future.” Which one?

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

I have read way too much Lovecraft in my life to think that if there are aliens out there, they are either so beyond our comprehension that just by gazing upon them will drive you mad with laughter or they are so ancient that they are completely oblivious to our presence like ants in an infinite cosmic sandpit.

[@pauliePwalnuts]

Can you explain the airforce pilots who see the tictacs? Claim they can go from underwater to air in mach speeds without displacing any water as they exit the ocean. That they'll be going same speed as the jets while moving laterally which is crazy. Then be gone out of sight from pilots just to be waiting at the location the pilots were flying to. The pilot on Rogan didn't go public for years and was decorated and was an instructor as well. He's got no motivation to lie imo.