Dael became the All-Dael by sacrificing stats to the algorithm
@leandrochavez64802 жыл бұрын
We must do the sacred offerings to the eldritch god of Alg' Ori' thm
@CountsDigGraves2 жыл бұрын
I thought Algorythm was a troll name, traditionally.
@rjjeffrey752 жыл бұрын
I would buy the All-Dael t-shirt.
@DeaconTaylor2 жыл бұрын
i thought she invented the internet but thats an algoreism
@eustacequinlank74182 жыл бұрын
Crumbs, it seems like we’ll all just be chipping in to the algorithm! lollipops ok 👌🏻 just 2]w
@mr.bluesky41302 жыл бұрын
The algorithm can slob my knob, these videos rock
@joshsowa68032 жыл бұрын
It can? That's amazing
@Jonestein132 жыл бұрын
ew
@brendanpender52402 жыл бұрын
@@joshsowa6803 ¹
@luvurnignog2 жыл бұрын
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@brenlarsen59862 жыл бұрын
Where can i find this...algorithim?
@noahspadgenske98752 жыл бұрын
Odin and his brothers: We’re being incredibly clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed. What is the point of all those trees over there?
@pedroscoponi49052 жыл бұрын
Some mythologies have primordial birds, or primordial turtles, or primordial fish -- Norse has a primordial cow. It likes to lick ice, for some reason. Other than that, it is in all respects, a normal cow, near as I can tell. Aside from the fact it is primordial. No one had to make it, no one had to birth it. It was just there, floating in the black void. Unexplained. _Ineffable._
@mojojojoplus22 жыл бұрын
Ineffable cow 🐮
@obdtortoise43082 жыл бұрын
in-heifer-able cow...
@nataliem44342 жыл бұрын
maybe it's one of those spherical cows I'm always hearing about from astrophysicists...
@alicelund1472 жыл бұрын
Gavaevodata is the primordial cow in Zoroastrian mythology. Mehet-Weret was the Egyptian Cow-Goddess, she was also kind of primordial I think. Cows are often important in old religions.
@pedroscoponi49052 жыл бұрын
@@alicelund147 I suppose that shouldn't be so surprising, considering how important cattle is just in general!
@Kittyintheraiyn2 жыл бұрын
I just love everything about the way Dael tells stories.
@MZero80992 жыл бұрын
Same. A lot of mythology is extremely weird and it's nice to hear it told from someone who properly acknowledges that
@rasnac2 жыл бұрын
To me, the most interesting part of this creation myth is nobody seemed to have created the gods, Not Ymir, not the cow, Bori was already there frozen in ice, the cow just uncovered him by licking the ice. So Bori already existed before the world existed, and so did Surtur. So there is every chance there was another universe, a ragnarök happened there, and Bori and Surtur were the only survivors, which I kinda enjoy because it speaks to the cyclic nature of the Norse mythology. We know there will be survivors from the ragnarök and they will create a new world. So maybe it is an ongoing thing in Norse mythology: worlds gods, giants and humans etc. get created and destroyed, some survive and the cycle begins again.
@anthonynorman75452 жыл бұрын
I hadn't considered the symmetry of them being their. Nice connection!
@alicelund1472 жыл бұрын
Interesting, there where some survivors form some previous existence in the fire and ice. Buri, Audhumla and Surt remained from something that came before.
@andrewjohnson67162 жыл бұрын
Why do you think Thor immediately liked Captain America so much? An incredibly handsome heroic man discovered already frozen in ice.
@alicelund1472 жыл бұрын
@@andrewjohnson6716 Captain America is a cartoon. America is a new word.
@rasnac2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewjohnson6716 Mind blown😲
@krunchtime40792 жыл бұрын
How could I possibly choose just ONE Ymir body part construction as my favorite? They're all so... morbidly creative.
@callynd2 жыл бұрын
The algorithm is wrong, I only watch Dael mythology videos. Enjoyed this.
@dylanherbst30882 жыл бұрын
I can't pick a favorite Ymir body part. The gods treated it like an All Breakfast Buffet and so will I.
@jscrebelo2 жыл бұрын
These norsemen... they can go from full weird "cow-licking ice", to incredibly metaphorically insightful "the heavens are the inside of a skull" in one awe inspiring whiplash...
@MrUncredible022 жыл бұрын
Actually sucks that youtube is running an algorithm that actively makes it harder to see videos from creators I enjoy, but I got recommended this one at the exact right time. Thanks for making such helpful and informative videos, Dael!
@Icebadger2 жыл бұрын
Honestly if Ymir's eyebrows are half as bushy as an old mans would be, those walls would be un-scaleable.
@WardovLorembor2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is "the protective wall of eyebrow hairs, ooh yeah baby!"
@lgob72 жыл бұрын
Ending: You're right, I didn't expect that!
@williamderkatzen89872 жыл бұрын
“Hai!” Said the Norn sittin’ in the sand, “Once I talked with a great, grey man!” Spun three times, said with a sigh, “Hadn’t been for the runes I’d have the other eye!”
@morgannyhan68752 жыл бұрын
The algorithm might not like it when you do mythology videos.... BUT I fecking Love it xxx
@luvurnignog2 жыл бұрын
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@IsaacDeJong2 жыл бұрын
I thought for sure Dael was gonna do the chicken dance or something before she started talking about giants being armpit sweat. xD
@gresh11342 жыл бұрын
how delightfully bizarre
@Labratify2 жыл бұрын
Just today my friend and I were talking about how rad it was that the English names for most of the days of the week were Norse in origin. Then we wondered aloud what other common bits of English came from the Norse. The Great and Powerful Algorithm has heard our prayers. I somehow didn't know the cardinal directions were named in Nordic myth. Thanks for doin' me a learn.
@andrewness2 жыл бұрын
English and Danish are very closely related languages. Partly because both descended from "proto Germanic" languages and partly because of the large influx of Danes in what is usually called the Anglo-Saxon period.
@Dalarish2 жыл бұрын
A comment and a liken as an offering to the algorithm gods. Great video, glad to have you back
@mattd58572 жыл бұрын
This creation myth has so much wacky and creative imagery but I just find myself cracking up at the image of Ymir just hanging out, sweating giants into the void like he's chilling in some primordial sauna.
@phaze20102 жыл бұрын
I am totally going to use maggots as an insult for dwarves in my D&D game.
@Heimal2 жыл бұрын
With the jazzy background music and Dael's conversational presentation style, I could listen to hours of this.
@GregMcNeish2 жыл бұрын
The armpit setup was so uncomfortable. It was increasing levels of "oh no". Which seems about right, so perfect! I'm late to the mythology party on this channel, as one of the many D&D folks, but after watching a few in the past couple days, I'm sold. Keep the stories coming, Dael.
@brittanyolenick22522 жыл бұрын
Comments for the algorithm overseers!! In any regard, I personally love when you do mythology videos~. You always are super fun at storytelling. X) I love when you do Faerie Daels as well!
@Kestas_X Жыл бұрын
The Mists for clouds is such an excellent idea. Now I want it to be canon.
@Ocker32 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume that I have a Grandmother when I was carved from Ymir's left smallest toenail!
@theoldgoat30002 жыл бұрын
Cloud-brains thinking evil thoughts, cloud-brains thinking evil thoughts. The cow, for some reason, reminded me of the cow from The Tick cartoon.
@rambamaster2 жыл бұрын
Normaly woulden't comment but, I want both Mythology and DnD so lets keep the Algorythem gods happy
@leem21552 жыл бұрын
OH SHE’S BACK! DOUBLE BACK! DOUBLE DAEL? DANGEROUS! DARING! DEPRESSION DIES DUE TO DOUBLE DAEL’S DILIGENT ‘DIN DISCUSSION!
@anotherone52352 жыл бұрын
There are so many really weird creation myths. I absolutely love it. :D
@Etherealhorn2 жыл бұрын
Algorithm can suck it! It's been how long I don't even remember but your mythology videos are the best. With love from Turkey.
@brianhaun12282 жыл бұрын
The Cosmic Cow sounds like a great Name for a Bar in a Sci-Fi Setting with Space Vikings. :)
@Lucahn2 жыл бұрын
the eyebrow hair walls were my favourite body part world building construction thing
@Lyorias2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Great story! Much engagement! Algorithm behold!
@juliebauer72822 жыл бұрын
Only being able to read "Dale" on your shirt was quite the smart branding move
@rashkavar2 жыл бұрын
Oooh, Mythology video! Not only that, Norse cosmology storytime! Honestly love this story, it's so incredibly bizarre.
@HS-iw1ed2 жыл бұрын
All hail Auðumbla the void cow! *cuts to a cow spinning in space rocking some stylish shades, with bag raiders' shooting star playing in the background*
@SycoFoxII2 жыл бұрын
I will now forever look at clouds very mistrustfully, occasionally shaking my fists at them and their evil thoughts.
@nonunekonsequence76412 жыл бұрын
Love that you's back Dael! You got me, didn't think you was coming back from that side.
@Keldorah2 жыл бұрын
Comment for the Algorythm God! I binged all your Mythology videos and now you come back with a banger! As with most Norse questions "how did Odin become the Allfather" is answered with "through murder"! :D
@luvurnignog2 жыл бұрын
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@goldenlokosian37402 жыл бұрын
Love your work. Commenting for the sake of the algorithm and engagement
@edoardospagnolo62522 жыл бұрын
The algorithm may not like mythology, but we do! 📜
@ebrim50132 жыл бұрын
Mythology is back!
@druinofodd17622 жыл бұрын
The sheer randomness of the Norse creation story makes me think either it was made up by 7 toddlers on shrooms playing a game of questions, or that the story is true but was heard second-hand from an alien.
@Caldor642 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to see you back doing mythology videos. I spent the entire pandemic researching mythology and folklore, and you are by far one of the most entertaining storytellers I've come across. I love how you manage to be as funny as you are thorough and informative.
@jackdigan60242 жыл бұрын
I always love when you do the mythology videos especially the Norse and Irish stuff always so weird and great
@dualDisc2 жыл бұрын
oh to be that cow, peacefully licking ice in the great yawning void
@lorddraekan2 жыл бұрын
Chip 'n Dale! I miss that tv show! Also pun game is on point. Edit: Also, 100% didn't expect the opposite side scene entrance! I almost thought the video was just gonna end 🤣
@greggoodman43352 жыл бұрын
You say Bergelmir, but my brain only hears Burger Meal. I think my brain wins this one, Norse Mythology.
@WeShallLoveOn2 жыл бұрын
You're like "maybe the clouds will be the mists" and I was like "nah probably brains or some shit."
@ourdorkyfamily5232 жыл бұрын
"Eyebrow hair wall" classic trope
@gauracappelletti38932 жыл бұрын
remember to use every part of the elder deity
@TheLaensman2 жыл бұрын
Hoping for more Norse mythology videos in the future, they have been with me since childhood and are just so random and fantastic.
@luvurnignog2 жыл бұрын
Comments like this help ensure the algorithm looks upon them more favorably!
@Magic__72 жыл бұрын
I very much enjoyed this story the fact that they used all the parts of the body is ... Nice I guess
@shangc27812 жыл бұрын
Like using all of the buffalo, but only a enormous cosmic giant.
@LukeLavablade2 жыл бұрын
My favourite of the Ymir body part constructions was the skull being the heavens. Ostensibly smaller than the rest of the body/world, but according to our cow ice licking maths, primordial peoples' heads are sized equal to or greater than primordial peoples' bodies. It checks out.
@SMWarri0r2 жыл бұрын
I knew vaguely about Ymir, but hearing more about it makes me wonder how much this myth may have inspired AoT.
@banishedpest1152 жыл бұрын
I believe the author has said he took some inspiration from Norse mythology. I don’t know enough about Norse to be sure how much, but I think there are references here and there, Ymir being the most obvious, apparently the number 139 also has some significance in the mythos?
@CountsDigGraves2 жыл бұрын
I think the giants from the feet sweat have six heads because they fit around all of the toes like those foam toe separators.
@seileurt2 жыл бұрын
Dead of Winter firmly in the background with the hope another game with its crossroads mechanics gets created.
@solidussnate63482 жыл бұрын
Drugs.... think they opted to leave out the drugs.... that were taken creating this story. The big cow was my favorite part. 🤣
@blackbadger44192 жыл бұрын
The algorithm may not like it, but I like it all the more! Great story, as always! :)
@luvurnignog2 жыл бұрын
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@The-VVhite-Crow2 жыл бұрын
Hello Dael, maybe you should mention that you are part of the eldritch lore cast while saying all the KZbin stuff. Stumbled over it a few weeks ago and was surprised to find you with the Ghostfire peeps. And your articles on their blog are quite a thing as well. Always a pleasure to hear/ read your stuff! :)
@luvurnignog2 жыл бұрын
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@sage71722 жыл бұрын
Dael, you have the best body language and inflections. You portray more personality in a sentence than most do in a month… including me XD
@Ocker32 жыл бұрын
This is sheer insanity. I can see why so many modern Western Norse interested people focus on the sagas! :D
@bluesun2x2152 жыл бұрын
“Mist-erious” had me dying
@KBTibbs2 жыл бұрын
Impenetrable eyebrow wall! I once tried to make a small fence out of leg hair and it was quite penetrable. Pup kept escaping and causing trouble in the neighborhood. If only I had known about the eyebrow hair.
@antonblake14762 жыл бұрын
In one D&D campaign I was in, the DM had each player use stories from any real mythology that tied into our character’s backstories and cultures. Since I was playing a dwarf, I used the dwarves coming from maggots part of Norse creation, and specifically that the first dwarf was the ancestor of all mountain dwarves and the second dwarf the ancestor of all hill dwarves.
@laurencecoleman58322 жыл бұрын
Ah, nuts. I think Dael just added Brain-clouds to my list of things I can't stop seeing.
@Dohlenblick2 жыл бұрын
In that respect it kind of turns the construction of Naglfar, the giant's ship made of fingernails of the dead, into a relatable story. Both in terms of motives and choice of building material...
@Pentten2 жыл бұрын
Eyebrow hairs defiantly the best body part
@xelacremant73962 жыл бұрын
Really REALLY love how good humanity has become at storytelling after a few thousand years of existence cause... WOW some of this is painful to hear. And I don't mean that Dael is a bad story teller (this is the internet where everything you say CAN and WILL be misinterpreted, after all)), but... I mean, a cosmic cow surviving on ice salt to feed a Giant. Sure, son, we'll hang that on the refrigerator door for the next... month I guess.
@michaelsommers23562 жыл бұрын
Sounds logical to me.
@CuteQEvil2 жыл бұрын
Haha :D Actually my guess is that they were conveying that once, in times no one was around to remember, things of giant cosmic magnitude happened. And one way to hammer that idea home is to just make Ymir giant and the cow giant and implicitly convey that these are placeholder "cosmic massive things" by having it make no sense. Why a giant person? Why a giant cow? Well it's memorable and the fact that it makes no sense might be the point. When Dael mentioned that they keep answering "why this why that" about the cow, that might be an attempt at communicating to the audience the weird dissonance between *explaining it all* and explaining nothing. Because keep in mind that Norse religion was simply the religion that Norse people had. Like the thing they had lying around. They weren't Norse-ists or Viking-ians, trying to convert the world as a social movement. They did sacrifices as a form of taxation and their religion can kind of be thought of as a way of organizing life. If we, in the modern age, had a way of organizing life with religion like that, our myths might simplify scientific insights. Were the Vikings wanted to tell us that Ymir was cosmically huge, a modern myth-teller might emphasize how little we know. We might have myths about time-travellers who wanted to know it all and failed. Our creation story, if it featured gods, might outline facts useful to daily life as part of some ludicrous narrative (you know, kind of how Odin is just a god because him and his brothers were world-creators and the giants aren't different from him except in that they were never interested in being creative. I'm sure ancient Vikings thought that taking stuff from nature and building things with it was the best thing evaar and so they celebrated that impulse and in their myths, the world is some cool project. Heck, the way Dael describes it, the creation of the first human couple is just a random project the gods came up with while beach-combing. In a 21st century obsessed with sharing memes and bonding over them, arguing with people in the comments sections, worrying about impending catastrophe or trying to self-improve so they can succeed at something (yeah, these might be specific to certain people, I agree)...we might end up with vastly different myths if we tried to do the thing that the Vikings did in the same way. That same combination of giving life advice, explaining relevant parts of existence, exaggerating everything and making it ridiculous so it will be remembered and retold for generations and personifying our values in the form of gods, demigoddesses, mythical founders and heroines (and monsters that they face or slay or trick)...it all might end up looking totally different if we did the same thing because our society would impart a different set of values in young generations. Maybe cows would be less important to our way of life and our myths.
@YMasterS2 жыл бұрын
I'd say the other way. The imagination a lot of these stories took is something to behold, on the other hand Hollywood.
@xelacremant73962 жыл бұрын
@@YMasterS I'm not sure looking to Hollywood for reference in story telling is ideal. They do tell some good stories, but it is a very narrow sliver of stories you're talking about. Think about Tolkien, who tried to imagine with LOTR an english mythology, for example. Think about Sanderson, who comes up with new magic systems and pantheon of gods like he breathes them out everytime he wakes up, think of NK Jemisin, who creates unfathomably deep character and worlds that hurt so much reading them aches. We're just better at this now. And I'm only mentioning a few FANTASY authors. Which is arguably a bit like the Hollywood example you were giving: a narrow part of the whole. Shakespeare, Molière, Faulkner, Toni Morrison...
@YMasterS2 жыл бұрын
@@xelacremant7396 you missed my point.
@stephaniearaujo97522 жыл бұрын
I fucking love your mythology videos! They're actually the reason I found you ❤️
@demetrinight59242 жыл бұрын
This is truly one of the odder creation stories from history. Certainly a lot more gore and brain clouds than I am used to.
@DSterling0252 жыл бұрын
Miss the mythology videos!
@emmacox26172 жыл бұрын
I, too, decide to make a world when I am bored Also, I toss a coin to the algorithm 😅
@mumsageek18832 жыл бұрын
Stuff the algorithm! I've really missed your mythology vids :)
@jadewhite7662 жыл бұрын
I feel like most mythologies are lacking in the cosmic cow department. Glad Norse myth has our back.
@falsenames2 жыл бұрын
Wow, the algorithm really must not like it if it didn't notify me for three days that a new mythology video is out... and those are my favourite videos of yours!
@amandamccall55252 жыл бұрын
"What are we going to do today brother?" "We could try the ancient are of cow tipping again in this empty void, or...?" "You're right brother, it's time for murder."
@Shards-of-Narsil Жыл бұрын
Eyebrow hair walls are my fav.
@reikmaner2 жыл бұрын
Clouds bein Ymirs brains? now it all makes sence!
@LGreenGriffin2 жыл бұрын
Yesss, it's mythology lesson time! My algorithm loves this stuff equally to the D&D stuff.
@luvurnignog2 жыл бұрын
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@Ellebeeby2 жыл бұрын
If anyone wants the Norse creation myth in song form, Brothers of Metal's song "Embla's Saga" (on the same-titled album) is an excellent retelling.
@rexhex37002 жыл бұрын
Man I love these Mythology videos.
@luvurnignog2 жыл бұрын
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@chshrkt2 жыл бұрын
Dael's story telling is so engaging. Thank you for always being entertaining and informative, in the most entertaining way. :)
@Nova-jw6ju2 жыл бұрын
“Could be a boat, could be a coffin…” …Could be a nursery…
@Thyrwyn2 жыл бұрын
Eelephants on the back of a turtle; 4 (four-mally maggot) dwarves holding up the skull of the Sky… Or, more succinctly: there was nothing ( not really nothing ) and then, suddenly, ‘BANG’, there’s everything ( not really everything, not yet, but the beginning of everything ).
@valkyrieanduril13452 жыл бұрын
I love your mythology videos!!!
@Qu4resma2 жыл бұрын
I got jumpscared at 0:55 with that "all on fire"... I need help XD
@nannasbraindump63432 жыл бұрын
I grew up with these stories, and was like; "that's SO cool!" Hearing you tell this is almost confurming how high they where on mushrooms 🤣
@joaomrtins2 жыл бұрын
Why the algorithm does not like the mythology videos? They are the best.
@weekender8802 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, now I finally see all of the references Attack on Titan has been making towards nordic mythology for the longest time.
@mythnam2 жыл бұрын
In fact, I did NOT think you were gonna come in from that side!
@Lycandros2 жыл бұрын
Al Goh Rhythmic comment. Also, Hrafna has pronunciation guides for saying a lot of these names in Icelandic if your interested. Said to be the closest language to Old Norse.
@sdrawkcab_emanresu2 жыл бұрын
Mythology!!! Yay!!!
@Lucky-.-2 жыл бұрын
This saw this right after a conversation about ranking crazy creation myths and seeing Norse mythology get some attention is great
@IDoNotFeelCreative2 жыл бұрын
Yeees, another mythology vid!
@ryanwinpenny42102 жыл бұрын
Evil clouds really cracked me up (like some cosmic egg)
@flinkelinks2 жыл бұрын
I was always a little confused by how the entire body of Ymir is used, and yet the whole world can fit into the sky that is his skull. Maybe his head was so big because of all the evil, evil thoughts inside of it?
@justben75642 жыл бұрын
id guess its like mining for ore, where you use a heap of earth/rock and process it down to a small amount of iron or gold. maybe when Ymirs body was used there was plent of biproduct leftover and only the usuable parts were what could fit in his head.
@drekfletch2 жыл бұрын
I mean, Boori's body was the same size as his head. Maybe bodies didn't need to exist until there was a world to walk around in.
@metadoxy2 жыл бұрын
But *I* really like it when you do mythology videos!