Monkey MindPong

[@MarkRober]

I was like "meh" till they mentioned the controller wasn't plugged in. 🤯

[@likesdoy]

You're a great man, man!

[@forzz4231]

Hey there Mark Rober😊

[@theshadow9238]

That was crazy.

[@Nitimur-In-Vetitum]

Can’t wait to play COD this way😂 excited to see where this goes

[@anzeblagus9513]

Yea, at first I was like "umm, there's a controller... Is this a joke?"

[@RobbinRams]

Next video: Donkey Kong plays Donkey Kong

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

More like Monke Kong plays Donkey Kong

[@super00su]

I am a fan can you do a Exosquad GTA5 video Cyberjack Monkey goes crazy exosquad.fandom.com/wiki/Cyberjack

[@Guy-lk3rw]

STFU

[@super00su]

@@Guy-lk3rw ❤

[@mattwebbertime]

Donkey Kong plays Donkey Pong

[@NamesNicco]

next he will be paying taxes.

[@Hexlattice]

Underrated comment

[@noo-dl]

lmfao

[@Lucas-up9wq]

@G.P Reads ah yes the ability to pay taxes makes you smart

[@xenowhite]

LOL

[@97zyo]

thats monkey business

[@Mr.kakadoodooshits]

Imagine getting your ass kicked by a monkey in call of duty in the future

[@dominicm6144]

🤣

[@shivangssinha1915]

😂😂😂

[@shivangssinha1915]

That's why I stopped playing mobile games.

[@AV-hr6jx]

That is happening right now, but there called racists

[@jowlergames115]

Plays videogames for food while recorded That's a true twitch streamer right here

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

holy shit your right. this monky is by far one of the best streamers

[@triga2011]

@@the_seeker.entity9206 kkkk

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

They should make a vtuber company of middle aged monkeys for awhile to make hype lol

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

@@the_seeker.entity9206 what about my right?

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh genius lol

[@starstuff5813]

1950: monkeys are for circuses 2021: monkeys start streaming on twitch

[@serloinz]

they have been for a few years now ;p

[@erikasl.7050]

They should put him on Twitch fr tho, we could watch his progress and it's a cool concept

[@janhradecky3141]

@@erikasl.7050 I think he only plays the videogame when there's banana smoothie flowing through that tube, otherwise he's not interested. So the streams probably wouldn't last long, unless you want to have a really fat macaque.

[@erikasl.7050]

@@janhradecky3141 Chonky monke let's gooo! Fat gamer is the norm now

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

@@erikasl.7050 I said that in another comment earlier lol imagine the hype if people could see a monkey annihilating people in a game without even touching a keyboard or anything

[@paulgemperlein626]

The real innovation here is the banana smoothie reward game console

[@HorizonKshitiz]

Playstation (Banana Smoothie version)

[@Bereft777]

Seriously!!!

[@gl4989]

It already existed before

[@blubberboy1897]

Yes where is mine. I want bananas straw ps4

[@philip_waldman]

I want one!

[@caralho5237]

not only is the monkey able to create advanced software and neural activity sensors, he also rocks at ping pong and has a cool british accent

[@printergod]

Tech Support: "Have you tried going to sleep and waking back up again?"

[@james3803]

😂

[@marz.6102]

I tried that but it's still not working or powering on tho

[@dgstudi0s159]

😂😂😂

[@benurm2390]

"I tried, but couldn't wake up again"

[@aceoxv-7862]

Yes but now all it says is that I have corrupt memory >:(

[@9898Hawk]

I'm gonna be pissed in 10 years when a Bonobo dominates me in Halo 8.

[@beornmorder6891]

Considering how primates brains are structured in a way to make them have superior hand-eye coordination to humans.... this is probably a little more accurate than intended.

[@nblackdarkafricagorillaape1511]

BLM✊🏿🌚

[@TheClearSight]

that will not happen, but he will comment on every pornhub video. you mean chimpanse

[@batman1776]

Halo infinite is supposed to have updates rather than sequels

[@internetscum7867]

finally, the monkeys can call people racist slurs in text chat

[@MyUsernamesThis]

"return to monke"

[@mfsmaster4087]

Monke

[@farifurido]

Monke begone

[@bentuttle9170]

Return to Cybermonke

[@Lillylafrog]

YES

[@rumahetan8498]

monke

[@cccccccc5076]

Now we got monkey with Bluetooth before GTA6

[@pal1531]

human*

[@the1337fleet]

This video was released 3 years ago and way before GTA6 was announced

[@5MadMovieMakers]

MindPong Any% Controllerless should be its own category

[@oxob3333]

controllerless? Kinect here i go!!

[@Khuuhhyrfy64gjf67r]

Act to safe inosent human in 21th China Genoside Camp.No judge, no sentance, Rape, Organ harvesting, Tortue, I cant sleep. Humanity sleep(((

[@peterfernandez1756]

@@Khuuhhyrfy64gjf67r what does that have anything to do with this comment or the video

[@rzt430]

@@peterfernandez1756 propaganda spam lol

[@colorghost]

Controllerless MindPong is redundant

[@code5829]

To the kids from the future seeing this many years later: This is brand new and cool right now.

[@mistycloud4455]

A.G.I will be man's last invention

[@fridaaa0]

@@dennisdriscoll1641 I agree!

[@mock15halo]

Like Natural born kids? Test tube kids? People who choose the body of a kid for cosmetic reasons (whether moral or not)? I do not even know where the boundary lies in the future for childen. It's a bit concerning lol. At some point we won't even resemble humans. We will modify our bodies as if we're creating a video game character. At some point in time after that, choosing a classic human aesthetic will be a trend.

[@aquenox4051]

This just brings be back to when Steve jobs first introduced the iphone and our minds were blown away.

[@KeefyGizzle]

They're gonna think we're cavemen for being impressed by this, lol...

[@PassportGaming]

When you give your lil bro a turned off controller while you game but he starts using his brain...

[@PaRaNoiDisLOW]

The times bruh.... the good old times...

[@DepletedLithium]

Rip

[@samuelbonaya279]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@Vulcanraven27]

AKIRA!

[@saumualikahindi2378]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@kenkioqqo]

This is insane...! I am absolutely stunned by this achievement.

[@perqehripzee2881]

Sometimes I feel like my teammates are monkyes with a uncalibrated neuralink

[@dpkrj123]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wantedxx7]

I’m dyin

[@Fahimsy3d]

I’m crying 😂😂😂😭

[@internetexplorerchan2697]

Lmfaoo

[@delrasshial7200]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO4

[@SolvingTheMoneyProblem]

Who's watching this before the singularity has happened?

[@user-RCST]

Just started reading that book because of your recommendation. Edit: because people keep asking the name of the book is The Singularity Is Near by Ray Kurzweil.

[@patrickstephen8236]

Me!

[@felipeamper7248]

Yep

[@peytonlschaefer]

Yup.

[@ScottvanBreda]

This matters!

[@barium_67]

Imagine the monkey saying "so that's it for today guys don't forget to like share and subscribe"

[@nanohatakamachi1066]

That's not even far from reality. lol. Primates are so intelligent.

[@ethanaquino7027]

No joke they can do that in sign language right now

[@nblackdarkafricagorillaape1511]

B,L,M,✊🏿

[@dluv_98]

By writing it in photoshop with its mind

[@FireAndIceTCP]

Click that bell for notifications and make sure to like, it really helps with the KZbin algorithm.

[@r0ckt3hc4sb4h]

I'm blown away just by how well he used the joystick.

[@arpitsingh7267]

well the joystick was unplugged

[@o0u0o3]

That’s what impressed you about this video?

[@Alex_Jones_Fitness_Official]

We will be able to create a workforce of slave apes controlled by neuralink. They can be used for the mundane and dangerous tasks humans have to undertake.

[@ЕвгенийЗ-о7с]

​@@arpitsingh7267 The actions of the monkey with the joystick coincided with the image on the screen.

[@shawn6925]

I like how his gaming chair is a tree branch 🤣

[@BlitzGaming32]

Top Tier Gaming Chair mate. Doesn't get any better than that. XD

[@pradyunsharma2903]

underrated comment

[@RemcodeRooij]

1. Get fed 2 gallons of banana smoothie 2. Play vidya games 3. Get rewarded with banana Good times.

[@dschannick9865]

We're can I sign up for that deal :-)

[@Singleraxis]

get banana. life good.

[@ImieNazwiskoOK]

@Mike M ok boomer

[@SirThyrm]

Step 0: get experimental brain surgery and survive.

[@MidoriTheAwesome]

@@SirThyrm dangit, they didn't tell me to stop swinging in the trees...oh there goes the neurolink straight through my head. Ouch, my brain!

[@AnaheimElectronicsInc.]

2021: Monke mind pong 2041: Monke dark souls

[@jesperjohansson6959]

Probably sooner than 2041.

[@govamurali2309]

More like 2025

[@xyzcantcme8775]

F dark souls DEMON SOULS FTW

[@jnetwork3232]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliansandoval5423]

Ima watch tf out of that man 😂

[@Ballonboy01]

Imagine this in VR games, the possibilities are amazing. I'm glad there's people working on such technologies, but worry about the bad possible implementations.

[@tteros5998]

no it'll be fine

[@fallenqiqi4840]

Pretty sure it will be more immersive if u can move around in vrworld without vr gearset using and just using ur mind

[@Ballonboy01]

@@tteros5998 Elon musk and his neuralink lol

[@chennaprateep]

Imagine people end up doing it for years at a time. Imagine it's happening right now...

[@lambda653]

Bend the spoon using your mind

[@hulkhogan4203]

we just gunna ignore the fact that he paired his iphone to a monke

[@NTRBLX]

ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵐʸ ⁿᵉʷ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ💙

[@comandaniel4157]

@@NTRBLX No.

[@psyched.shelby5391]

LMAO

[@atome8088]

yeah like wtf but he also said it could help paralyzed people soo win win also MONKE GET GOOD BANANA IN THE END SO CUTE

[@Rainkit]

Oh no. Now I'm imagining being late on phone payments and AT&T turns off your central nervous system lol

[@katomiccomics202]

Grandpas in 2077: *“you know back in the day, we had to use our hands and press buttons to play games”*

[@LeveyHere]

Well, I doubt in the Fallout universe a grandpa and grandchild would be around to say that.

[@lc3484]

Next they'll be hacking into brains instead of computers.

[@martiddy]

And kids in the future will see videogames of our era as boring as we see Pong nowadays.

[@Void-st2vu]

This made me feel weird, because I can seriously see this being said 🤯

[@superdoge6524]

That kid's comment to marty shooting game from back to the future seems clear now lol

[@MrQuackcorn]

The fact you can just pair the monkey to a phone like "oh yeah no big deal"

[@sbendy6957]

yeah,I already connected my Bluetooth with the monke,gonna listen to some spotify

[@musilmark861]

@@sbendy6957 I'm imagining upbeat forest themed lofi

[@deilusi]

@@sbendy6957 if they include loudspeaker into monke, I will be amazed.

[@ZeratulSK]

I mean at the end of the day its just a bluetooth device so yeah thats kinda the least impressive thing out of all the things showed in the video.

[@thePavuk]

"Allow Monkey to Access your browser history in this device"

[@SeaSerpentLevi]

for my grandson watching this with his friends in the future: Yeah, we're actually impressed and excited as hell xD

[@heteroerectus]

No we're not don't listen to him.

[@wuttheactual6323]

I'm divorcing u

[@ScarH]

monke

[@ssj4gogeta778]

@Sidemen AFTV Clips & More Yeah I see quite a lot of youtubers here 👀

[@kader.zitouni]

you showed me monke, monke... monke

[@jeremyhernandez2456]

Monke

[@MaticGabor]

iMonkey

[@saumualikahindi2378]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@real-oppenheimer]

> checking the date > not the first of April This is the most impressive thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[@sirbughunter]

This is the most impressive thing I've EVER seen.

[@crunkin1t590]

So before this what have you seen that has been impressive?

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

@@crunkin1t590 my parents keeping a straight face when they say they're proud of me even though I've literally never done anything notable

[@animationspace8550]

@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh I feel this pain

[@arsnakehert]

@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh Hey, things could've gone way worse in your life and yet here you are. You're doing good, fam.

[@anmoldureja4247]

I love how the title is not descriptive at all almost as if it were a meme

[@ferstnaimlaastnaim6732]

That’s what I thought it was when I clicked 😂

[@shukrantpatil]

This just converted a head set into a chip just like how we converted an 80’s computer to a smartphone which can fit in your pocket :)

[@spicysweetness6095]

Elon musk is a meme lord.

[@bntagkas]

something seems bogus with youtube promotion algorithm when one of the most historic videos of the century have under 6 million views

[@meosh930]

ᵃᵖᵉˢ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗʳᵒⁿᵍ

[@jpancake84]

We were all apes once.

[@Justin_Roiland]

💎🤲

[@ariakoberg7903]

@@Justin_Roiland 🚀🚀🚀

[@shiyangwang5681]

Yes,we are already doing this....can do better though.

[@KoletheCotter]

monke

[@Adeno]

Headline in the next few months: "Monkey Gets Addicted to Video Games, Rants About Micro-transactions"

[@Hakunamataaa]

Curses EA

[@No_Name_for_y]

Starts shooting in school

[@PaRaNoiDisLOW]

Buys the Lootboxes anyway

[@TheOfficialChannelOfChannels]

Monkey Beats Demon Souls, And Sekiro Demands A Challenge

[@eyoo369]

Creditcard company calling up NeuraLink that some unusual Gaming purchases have been made from the company card

[@SuperOCHomes]

I played pong in 1981... Can't imagine what this looks like in 40 years

[@bitekivibes]

monke smart

[@PhillipAmthor]

Monke in 2030: where are my testicles Elon?

[@saumualikahindi2378]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@Name56784]

Yes

[@eddiew5858]

mo

[@Khuuhhyrfy64gjf67r]

Act to safe inosent human in 21th China Genoside Camp.No judge, no sentance, Rape, Organ harvesting, Tortue, I cant sleep. Humanity sleep(((

[@apolo_spartan]

Ok, this is a next level for "Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation" when KZbin will break down.

[@hamdankhan319]

Sir please don't be disrespectful of monkeys, they are highly intellectual beings, and not genderless, crazed soyboys who worship KarlMarx.

[@ricktyman4709]

This video is very misleading - the monkey isn't actually steering. They're moving the cursor to where it needs to go whenever they detect neural activity. The monkey isn't actually controlling where the arrow or paddle moves to - they're doing it based on detection of neurons in a certain quadrant that lit up when the monkey previously played with the joystick. This is a deliberate attempt to mislead the public into thinking that Neuralink is further progressed than they actually are.

[@ding0dkikl_]

@@ricktyman4709 how do yu kno?

[@DrBrainTickler]

"highly trained monkey" = 99% of people who go through the modern industrial curriculum system who have been hollowed out and turn into myopic tools who now need rebel geniuses to be truly useful and not fuck everything up beyond all recognition.. life-forms so tool doubt that it's like a racehorse wearing blinders & they become a liability for all of our survival needs. People so myopic that they are in desperate need of managing. They need to be in someone's tool belt and they've got far too much power for everyone's good. Meanwhile, none of them study the study of intelligence and they trivialize the likes of me in a number of ways that isn't a testament to just how much of a myopic fucking failure all of them are. They're like any other 26 year old who thinks they know everything and have a whole bunch of biases and insecurities. College is a criminally negligent liability because education is a pile of fucking shit that doesn't teach people how to think, communicate, empathize or be aware of the variances of intelligence and where those particular forms are best suited. The entire tech industry is going to regret urinating on me so frequently just like posh Jews urinated on Hitler as he was an aspiring artist, the same resentment is going to grow into pure hatred. It really already has. I'm going to take the fuck over one way or the other. I'm going to write the terms of service for every tech industry, I'm going to gut their efficiency and they're going to do what the fuck I tell them in a number of ways, whether they like it or fucking not and every second that they don't bow down and kiss the fucking ring and adhere to the natural order and the long-standing tribal wise seer position that I fill for the entire world, the less considerate I'm going to be of the entire tech industries feelings. No mercy! Sweep the legs, break the wrist and walk away... That's what every tech companies going to get from me if they don't make me family soon. I've paid my fucking dues. I dedicated my life to knowing how to fix the world's problems and you're all in my fucking way, you fucking poo slinging monkeys.

[@lightswitch2622]

@@ricktyman4709 the monkey's hand movement matches the paddle movement though

[@SoumilSahu]

My mind was legitimately blown when I noticed the joystick was unplugged. This is unreal

[@hunterplayer1009]

NeuraLink malfunctions: My mind was blown

[@SIGNOR-G]

Thanks God not everyone is on board with this stuff

[@rudolphzimmermann3643]

@soumil u mean a minute after he said it?

[@ThatVeganTeacherYouTube]

They stole his freedom and raped his brain. This is wrong on every level.

[@hexoson]

@@ThatVeganTeacherKZbin What do you mean? He has full control over what he is doing, it's just now he can control with his brain instead of his hands. The only thing he lost was a bit of his hair, a small portion of his skull, and the controller. This is literally revolutionary technology that can solve so many brain disorders, potentially even paralysis. There are so many people with brain disorders and paralysis that are just waiting to get their hands on this. There are so many other uses for technology like this in the real-world as well. Finer motor controls, quicker reaction timing, and the ability to communicate with others without having to talk, write, or use body language.

[@YouTubianGuy]

Is it true that out of 20 monkeys only 7 survived in the last 2 years? What happened? What about the finger and toe mutilations? Results of auto-aggressions?

[@ChinoMakalao]

Scientists: *increase pong level difficulty* Monkey: Starts licking his banana smoothie out of the straw ferociously

[@OG-dungeon-skeleton]

5 years from now: monke debates man on the morality of banana

[@LucidNotSoLucid]

@Solve Everything Can you define "Banana" please?

[@BiGBanGBrOx3]

@@LucidNotSoLucid banana

[@waffles9771]

@@LucidNotSoLucid nabana

[@maximus5751]

@@LucidNotSoLucid alabama

[@forrest3797]

@@maximus5751 LOL

[@classicaltrombone]

But what do I throw when I lose?

[@Frilabird]

Your head

[@matthewspears6932]

A banana.

[@ravenna6543]

Yourself, out the window. lmao

[@markymark4068]

A tantrum

[@sumitanand770]

Your monitor

[@deebo978]

this is worrying to me i’m not sure why but it makes me feel very uneasy and scared for our future

[@wuttheactual6323]

Makes me excited lol

[@i_likemen5614]

It's because they are going to use these implants to control us. Don't let them put these things into you

[@deebo978]

@@i_likemen5614 i agree 100%

[@nafeh9574]

The shock we are all in Right now, our parents felt it when they first heard about smartphones, Imagine what our kids are going to shocked at by then....

[@RootDen.]

True! it's prolly gonna be hovering Tesla's in the next 20 years lmao

[@omegatv8865]

Mars landing probably

[@PandaFan2443]

@@omegatv8865 That will probably happen in our lifetime.

[@manu3939393]

@@omegatv8865 I guess I'm quite young being 23, but the Mars landing doesn't shock me at all nor interest me, and I think it's like that for many normal people. I don't know shit about planets and how difficult it is and it has no implications for my personal life. If people have chips in their brains on the other hand side...

[@manu3939393]

@Noel Pytlik Nobody gives a fuck about Mars dude. I swear normal people can't tell you anything about it. And they don't need to either

[@MagnusFriberg]

Plot twist: Camera turns around and it's Caesar saying "We'd love to hear from you" 🙈🙉🙊

[@Angel-fl8my]

lol

[@nblackdarkafricagorillaape1511]

B,L,M, ✊🏿

[@cesarpunski]

Why would I say that?

[@SuperGamer-rk9er]

LoL best comment

[@chrystonfloyd6323]

Lmfaooooo

[@123Shado321]

-Mind control monke doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you. -mind control monke:

[@2crispy4u]

they been getting crazier ever since they wrote shakespeare

[@motominuteshistory]

I'll remember this moment for the rest of my life. Stoned AF in the kitchen. Crazy times boys

[@mrfashionguy1]

Stoned AF in my room, ayy

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

Sad AF in my room at 1:20am ayyy

[@crimsondirewolf4256]

@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh Same ❤️

[@dynosg500]

Stoned AF reading this comment in my room CHEERS

[@nonya5413]

Stoned AF in my recliner! LMAO

[@komododoesstuff]

everybody gangsta till monkeman_42 joins the server 😳

[@ilovethelight777]

King_Pong69 has joined the game

[@GabrielFerreira-ot8cg]

@@ilovethelight777 Donkey_Pong420 left the server

[@ilovethelight777]

@@GabrielFerreira-ot8cg SuckMacaque123 has joined the server

[@s6kuu]

@@ilovethelight777 lmfao

[@vaibhavbv3409]

This monke will trash all the csgo pro players on the server

[@deadly1075]

Why isn't anyone talking about his reaction time? I mean he isn't even trying hard lol.

[@neon_genesis]

mostly embarrassment that a monkey is better at pong than we ever will be

[@kylecorreia4919]

@@neon_genesis He's using his mind. Reaction time is quicker.

[@ragnarlothbrok2279]

Can't wait to see him on twitch promoting his own G-Fuel flavour.

[@lildro970]

He's not using his body so there is no time to react it's just instant reaction

[@enceladus4900]

@@ragnarlothbrok2279 lmaoo

[@uuffzz]

It's funny that I witnessed my dad connecting to the internet for the first time late in the night and the strange noises it did.. Now I'm 27 and I see this. I hope to witness the stuff that comes when I'm in my 80's

[@FrankValchiria]

i recently rewatched 2001 space oddissy, it's amazing to see we are almost in that future they imagined in 68

[@wizewizard1840]

20 years late, though

[@FrankValchiria]

@@wizewizard1840 true

[@David.124]

Faith, The substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. There’s a missing puzzle piece in everyone’s heart. People try multiple things to fill that hole like sex, drugs, alcohol etc. But it’s only temporary and makes the hole even bigger. Making the good things in your heart spill out. But That missing puzzle piece is God. Only God can fill that emptiness in your heart. And when you accept God he gives you his Holy Spirit so that you like things that are holy, right and just. He holds you under his protection and his overwhelming never ending reckless love. He puts that puzzle piece into your heart and holds your heart now and forever. You may have never given God a try. You may have only gone based off what you seen or heard. But he is giving you an opportunity to seek him for yourself and get to know him. I don’t know you but I love and care about you. And everything you need is in God. That things that you don’t understand about yourself or you think is dumb, he knows and will give you what you ask. before I was broken, still searching for the truth. But then He came along, and changed my life and eternity. And I never want to go back to the broken person I was before. Because the truth and the light has set me free. Look where my chains are now, gone. I want that for you and each and every person. So I’m sharing the Good News and the best news just so that i meet you guys in heaven. There’s no love greater than this and of God. You’ll never know how a food taste until you taste it. So I’m pleading with you, try it out, see what you become, read the Bible, talk to him in prayer, or at least research about it. All our lives we did nothing for God except ignore and disobey him. But no matter what or who we are, he still loves us. Run to the father. He’s been standing behind you protecting you all this time, but you turned away from him and faced the dark, but now he’s calling on you, his arms has been open all along, waiting to welcome you back home where you belong. He’ll hold you forever. What’s the wait? He’s been waiting for you. God wants to know you. He’s come as close to you as he can. Open the door to him and welcome him in. See what happens. For I hold you by your right hand. I, the Lord your God. And I say to you, ‘Don’t be afraid. I am here to help you.’ Isaiah 41:13 And this is the gospel of Jesus Christ.

[@supersonicguy556]

@@David.124 yo this is youtube comments dude, like i respect religion and all but preaching here probably isnt gonna do much at all

[@tqlentd4260]

future*

[@williamortiz9759]

Time to invest in the Banana and smoothie making industry. 🍌💸📈🚀

[@corentinbaillot]

there's always money in the banana stand

[@asoorahammed4836]

Monke: I will take your entire stock

[@petalzovroze8980]

People were afraid about the monkeys health. The dude is playing games with his mind and eating bananas. He’s in paradise rn. Put my mans on twitch

[@theworldoverheavan560]

Lol

[@SapientialPogonophobic]

And when he plays video games he’s drinking a banana smoothie

[@Mo7amed_obaid]

Fellow me guys ❤❤

[@nblackdarkafricagorillaape1511]

B,L,M,✊🏿

[@julesdrums6167]

That doesn't mean the monkey's health can't still be damaged or that things we can't see that are bad for it's brain and body aren't going on. Or that something won't happen in the future that we can't predict. The point is the ethics of using a monkey as a test subject for such a radical treatment is highly not cool. Macaques are abused by scientists, period. Look it up.

[@K162KingPin]

I can't believe this has been 2 years ago. Time flies when you are not a cyborg I guess.

[@fable1109]

I mean, all monke memes aside, this is actually a huge step in the future of technology and the world in general

[@tonyh7267]

I saw almost the exact same experiment about 20 years ago, development of that lead to the Throw Trucks With Your Mind kick starter that never launched. Not sure what happened to it. Found the Ted Talk about this i saw about this. Ted talk was in 2012, they started the research for it 10 years prior. Strange this is in the news now like its a new discovery. Granted it is a lot faster to examine and get feedback from the BCI. Still cool either way

[@lucianoinso]

@@tonyh7267 don't know about then, but this uses machine learning to learn to decode the brain activity, which was impossible with the computational power on those days, this will have greater repercussions.

[@hellodumplings8564]

Not really.

[@cameralol6359]

@Muhammad Alvarez Stop your allah and all god doesnt exists we invented god We are praying . Technology is everything

[@DanielRichards644]

@@tonyh7267 back then it was a big bulky helmet with electrodes all over the head and was pretty much limited to basic cursor movement, this is a order of magnitude better, it's a tiny implantable device that is just in the beginning stages and already performs better, what the final version will be able to do will blow this away.

[@GrizzHood]

*Next up: Monkey Beer Pong*

[@charlietube7165]

I like 50cent

[@SeanFerree]

😁😁😁😁😁

[@David.124]

Faith, The substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. There’s a missing puzzle piece in everyone’s heart. People try multiple things to fill that hole like sex, drugs, alcohol etc. But it’s only temporary and makes the hole even bigger. Making the good things in your heart spill out. But That missing puzzle piece is God. Only God can fill that emptiness in your heart. And when you accept God he gives you his Holy Spirit so that you like things that are holy, right and just. He holds you under his protection and his overwhelming never ending reckless love. He puts that puzzle piece into your heart and holds your heart now and forever. You may have never given God a try. You may have only gone based off what you seen or heard. But he is giving you an opportunity to seek him for yourself and get to know him. I don’t know you but I love and care about you. And everything you need is in God. That things that you don’t understand about yourself or you think is dumb, he knows and will give you what you ask. before I was broken, still searching for the truth. But then He came along, and changed my life and eternity. And I never want to go back to the broken person I was before. Because the truth and the light has set me free. Look where my chains are now, gone. I want that for you and each and every person. So I’m sharing the Good News and the best news just so that i meet you guys in heaven. There’s no love greater than this and of God. You’ll never know how a food taste until you taste it. So I’m pleading with you, try it out, see what you become, read the Bible, talk to him in prayer, or at least research about it. All our lives we did nothing for God except ignore and disobey him. But no matter what or who we are, he still loves us. Run to the father. He’s been standing behind you protecting you all this time, but you turned away from him and faced the dark, but now he’s calling on you, his arms has been open all along, waiting to welcome you back home where you belong. He’ll hold you forever. What’s the wait? He’s been waiting for you. God wants to know you. He’s come as close to you as he can. Open the door to him and welcome him in. See what happens. For I hold you by your right hand. I, the Lord your God. And I say to you, ‘Don’t be afraid. I am here to help you.’ Isaiah 41:13 And this is the gospel of Jesus Christ.

[@mykevin1122]

With banana smoothies in the cup!

[@nblackdarkafricagorillaape1511]

B,L,M,✊🏿

[@Damemer]

behold... the brain monke

[@fashnek]

All monkey have brains.

[@nickelhydra3262]

Mega-mind-monkey

[@apes7129]

cringe

[@KH2KG]

@@fashnek :(

[@btd5311]

When you slow down the footage you can see the unplugged joystick and the movement of the dot are not really corelated... Most obvious at 1:45 when he moves the joystick down and doesn't move it for a few seconds, while the dot goes from moving down to stopping and moving to the right.

[@coffeemaniac7635]

Well, as of seeing this, I know that this will change history forever. I'm claiming my "I was here" Ticket now.

[@willsmithsknee2245]

It's been a thing for a while now.

[@artofgarduno]

Im here too. 100 years from now people will read this comment and Ill be dead.

[@comandaniel4157]

@@artofgardunoIt may be that you are still alive then

[@xsuploader]

@@comandaniel4157 not likely Medical tech advances super slow. It can take like 10 or 20 years to get something to market

[@pagnag4388]

@@xsuploader that is presuming a constant linear rate of improvement, ever looked into CRISPR gene editing?

[@Sadokiyo]

It would be very "BRUH" moment when monke destroys you in COD

[@Jxl.S0cal]

Funny 😐😐😐😐

[@m_r-ock6508]

@@Jxl.S0cal not

[@azmipelam8895]

theyll be many gaming monkey streamer later

[@dopplesoddner2899]

@@azmipelam8895 female monkey gamer girls asking for money on twitch.

[@azmipelam8895]

@@dopplesoddner2899 no more need vtuber. theyll be real animal youtuber instead.

[@ethanjaykrueger6584]

5 years later monkey is asked to play game * Caesar: “NOOOOOOOO!”

[@decentralizedtechnologygoa9426]

tic-tac-toe

[@Raci.1423]

😂😂

[@DOW-E]

Lol got me

[@BluesDank]

Sad to see how this affected the rest.

[@nightpipp3937]

It is

[@NameePark]

“Our goal is to enable a person with paralysis to use a computer or phone with brain activity alone” 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@hhfbko]

It's impressive

[@kw9568]

They basically want to know how to read your mind. Sounds like trouble!!! 😐

[@acwor7857]

@A M ...

[@acwor7857]

@@kw9568 ...

[@AnshulKumar-ov5jd]

Now that's a really noble goal.

[@jeppe4545]

“Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to witness the greatest revolutionary steps humanity will ever take.”

[@Remixors]

Yes sir!

[@BlastinRope]

Thats no accident

[@matthewclark1529]

very eloquent

[@esatacikgoz2016]

no, humanity will only bring upon its own end with this "revolutionary" steps into computers and artificial programming and intelligence. In fact, we are right on time to see humanity make its biggest mistakes ever.

[@EonSlumber]

Dinosaurs + big rock = now

[@tan_ori]

I just want to put my comment on this video. This is historical and we will look back on this years from now.

[@ranimeRAT]

Get me in the screenshot lol

[@Albanian_Accountant]

God help us

[@karlaujo]

Right here with you

[@TheSolidlad]

Adam Jensen moment.

[@apacheattackhelicopter8778]

@@Albanian_Accountant be independent, don't run to God for every single problem like a 4yr old

[@youssefelamrani7905]

the experiment was already conducted in the 90s I believe but this is an upgraded version, good job team Neuralink

[@Tigrou7777]

I believe you but do you have any link or reference ?

[@sincerelydhruv]

This is probably the scariest but impressive thing I have ever seen.

[@infinightmoon6268]

Or it's complete BS, they couldn't accomplish what they were wanting to, and decided to wow us with a video of a monkey staring at a video of someone else playing pong, knowing we would be dumb enough to buy it.

[@migegg7067]

@@infinightmoon6268 probably not Elon is pretty ambitious. I wouldn’t have believed you if you told me someone would send a sports car to Mars.

[@David-un4cs]

@@infinightmoon6268 Why do I get the vibe that you want them to fail?

[@zanecosgrove4820]

@@infinightmoon6268 yeh something doesn't feel right to me as well. It seems they're putting a spin on what was actually achieved but it's hard to tell from this video. Something doesn't feel right though

[@Diggnuts]

@@infinightmoon6268 Why would it be BS? Tech that maps brain activity to some output has existed for decades now. This implementation is only the newest and therefore smoothest variant. There is no reason to assume this is fake, especially because some inconsequential nobody on the intarwebs said so.

[@zrblank]

*Robot walking around* Everyone: this is terrifying *Monke playing mind pong* Everyone: This is groundbreaking

[@gravitytwo4088]

I think it's terrifying

[@juancpgo]

Robots are aliens to us, they feel like a cybernetic Frankenstein thing. Monkeys feel familiar, because they actually are family.

[@codyc7012]

Don't forget Japan actually has a scale Gundam

[@Zoomin69]

@@codyc7012 literally groundbreaking

[@nealtauss1715]

@@Zoomin69 ....go'n' break MORE 'n' only jus'.... ground....

[@Overstatement]

Incredible that that voiceover is generated entirely from the monkey's thoughts :O

[@spagnuolo1990]

LMAO

[@BiGBanGBrOx3]

This made me laugh out loud haha

[@michaelqiu9722]

the monkey could probably make a better joke than yours.

[@CanadianHardwoodPro]

I looled at this.

[@BiGBanGBrOx3]

@@michaelqiu9722 boo not funny!

[@tsuki5414]

To the kids who will view this in 10-30 years, this in 2022 is brand new and still is so hype

[@Alexandre-wu5hl]

I used my finger to write this message. I guess in 25 years I'll respond to this message with my mind while taking a dump on the Starship to Mars

[@mohitdaheriya8712]

Well, for that earth and humanity hss too exist for next 25 years

[@serbanandrei7532]

Taking dumps on the starship will be a nightmare

[@goat6354]

@Konrad Vest Lmao you should check your sources a bit more before believing them.

[@DonXardas]

@@goat6354 no no he is right. IQ is dropping. Well the median of the population is dropping. But IQ does not mean a lot. It does not directly correlate with the human intelligence. But the education in the West is failing, whichis very concerning.

[@josephbelfield2999]

@@DonXardas has been for a while

[@christianschoug]

the neural decoder algorithm is a real marvel here, but the way Pager wont let go of the feeding tube for even a second is truly the stuff of memes

[@renatomoraes7946]

You meant disturbing, right?

[@samarahoward9981]

@@renatomoraes7946 why is it disturbing?

[@anemiapwns1]

@@samarahoward9981 Right? Who doesn't like a banana smoothie?

[@jakobnev5973]

Soon they can remove the tube and reward the monkey with direct electrical stimulation of the brain, and then Tesla can stop paying it's employees salaries and just reward them the same way.

[@sebastiansemella6161]

@@jakobnev5973 but this is a sensor, not an electrode, right?

[@ElectricFuture]

Elon Musk is the best sci-fi movie of the year.

[@gridcoregilry666]

*century

[@paulrahme]

SciFi movie? Damn, I thought it was a cologne.

[@dalvinnutter1104]

@@gridcoregilry666 tesla is still in that chair sir.

[@chilliobones5348]

@@gridcoregilry666 century isn't even close to it's ending

[@TheFactoryDTX]

He was an astronaut Tommy

[@Brittney356]

They can do all of this stuff with the brain! But my doctor's can't tell me why I am losing my eyesight also feeling in my hands and face? I have also had a headache for the past two years. It really doesn't make sense to me...

[@jeffblaxk2970]

Monkey mom, “ all he does is play video games all day. He needs to go outside and play.”

[@PRODBYAGL]

I can see that happening in the future ngl

[@Jake-jd7bd]

In 20 years, the KZbin algorithm will bring this video back to us, and we will look back on it in the same way we look back on the first iPhone launch video.

[@mirac_]

more like the invention of computers, this is way bigger than the iPhone

[@midfield1280]

@@mirac_ i don't know if there is anything that we can truly relate this to in the modern era, the applications and implications of this are tremendous, i even am having a hard time putting into words how big this is going to be

[@youngdrosenumbaone8371]

The yt algorithm won't be around, hopefully. Everything is going to be decentralized, and you'll voluntarily be paid for your attention, instead of unknowingly (in most cases) having it sold by google to any one willing to pay for a targeted audience

[@MMRRSasuke]

@@midfield1280 It's honestly hard to keep up everything is starting to move so fast

[@bozan9136]

I hope

[@nickthenoob4968]

I will return in ten years when this is the new normal and leave a comment by just thinking about it

[@sagshere816]

Bold of you to assume that you'll still be alive in 10 years.

[@nickthenoob4968]

@@sagshere816 True lol

[@youtubecensorseverythingIsay]

If the algorithm doesn't waver this will be in our recommended 10 years from now like everything else

[@jdog167]

I'll leave my comment here as well, see you in ten years (if I'm alive by then)

[@adamslay1813]

See ya in 10 years 👋

[@lg3319]

if theres some kid sitting in their cyber history class (assuming this becomes a subject) and theyre watching this video im telling you that u should ask that girl out, you know exactly who im talking about too.The worst she can say is no

[@officializm4171]

When he said the cable of joystick is unplugged. I was shocked.

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

I felt like they'd insult humans by saying it's hard to make it obvious and undoubtable that it's disconnected when the monkey's intelligent is similar enough that it'd know lol

[@soldier4007]

😁😁😁

[@officializm4171]

@@paulleddy3185 what do you mean buddy?

[@dreadnoughtactual6049]

I was born a few decades too early to be a Space Marine. But just In time to see them develop all the power armor augments

[@quakewhatever]

Facts

[@BlitzGaming32]

You're not far from it you know? All we need is bio-enhancers without side effects to finally get at least Thunder Warrior level. HAHA

[@bryanrobertson7269]

Power armour is still a long ways off..

[@jonathanodude6660]

@@bryanrobertson7269 we have bionics that can read thoughts and mech suits that increase the power output of people already. After making them both much safer, next step is to put them together.

[@neokCS]

smart monke

[@harshvardhan4766]

@Nikos Amok Lol this is a research animal and its not an abuse

[@harshvardhan4766]

@Nikos Amok Covid vaccines were also tested on them and then human they were not an abuse and nor is this one

[@harshvardhan4766]

@Nikos Amok Error 404 How many zoos might be there all around the world?

[@icykenny92]

@Nikos Amok In fact, I agree! Animals are exploited, tortured and even die in the process of developing a BCI. But if we look at it morally, we will save far more people and animals, than the animals that had to suffer in the process.

[@failuretolife5623]

Counter strike monke

[@shreeverma8473]

Why is there no updates anymore ?

[@RokNardin]

Can't wait to put this in my head

[@baronstriker8378]

Facts

[@stronk8107]

Don't mind me invading your dream homie

[@baronstriker8378]

@@stronk8107 wouldn't want to go in mine lol

[@animationspace8550]

@@stronk8107 You should wait for reverse aging first, otherwise you would die before that happens lol (good thing progress for biological immortality is happening)

[@zioxei]

I don't know how or why you would put a monkey in your head

[@thundercat.2]

This is an 80's corporate training video with the most Sc-fi subject matter. Incredible.

[@prfm_setya95]

Its hard to believe its not sci fi anymore (from myself, an ordinary person)

[@RaExpIn]

Imagine someone in vegetative state to be able to write letters and words with his/her mind and communicate with people, even though the body is not able to move at all :O

[@matthewdopler8997]

Don’t people in vegetative states lack awareness? If so then they won’t be able to use the device since they don’t have the cognitive capability.

[@ModeratelyCool]

"E-n-d-m-e"

[@AnshulKumar-ov5jd]

That would be a noble cause for its invention.

[@HavokBWR]

Imagine some vegetable crushing you at pong

[@IngvarMar]

@@matthewdopler8997 ok, they probably meant paralyzed people who are aware of everything but can't move any parts of the body. Like Stephen Hawking for example

[@TheUrbanAdventurer]

This is incredible. Cant wait to see what a human could do with this.

[@imroth9174]

Monkeys loses, harasses other players in the chat, smashes monitor in researcher's head and angrily walk out of the basement.

[@alesksander]

Seems legit. KEKW

[@ahmadtarek7763]

It ascended from monke to gamer.

[@biscuitmixx]

wait but that would mean... MY BROTHER IS SECRETLY A MONKEY

[@jackzhang8393]

@@biscuitmixx No.. more like your RUST teammates are monke

[@muhammadfaisalalfaruq615]

Epic monkee move

[@jonathanguito1168]

It'll be incredible to see the first paralyzed human use his or her Neuralink to move something with their mind for the first time, all the tears of joy and emotions that moment brings (for both them and us watching). That's when it'll truly hit home.

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

its truly going to be revolutionary for the paralyzed. the real miracle begins when someone with a spinal injury is able to walk again not just use a computer.

[@MrCrackheadst]

it has happened, dozens of times. typing with the brain and simple hand movements the incredible thing will be to implement it in a way that its actually usefull phyisically and productive in the real world

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

@Bryan Smith no its about being a gamer B) lmao. listen man stop calling people sheep, there are very real concerns but you dont need to be a jackass, you're not some genius who knows more then everyone else. you're just a cynical bastard.

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

@@MrCrackheadst yeah I mean one of their basic goals is to simply increase the word output of paralyzed people. which will be tremendous for communication and a huge step in itself. what comes after is what I'm even more excited about.

[@melonmusk6008]

@Bryan Smith oh the irony

[@ApertureThinking]

unbelievable work team, let me know when i can get the same thing :^)

[@regularnoah]

5 years and 2 months from now

[@senseijonah9409]

Lol we might need that updated neuralink video...

[@naveennath567]

Idea for new video?

[@artamrein9276]

You can get now if you're a monke

[@damonhtoo]

I have to have a craniotomy and wish I could volunteer to have this installed since they're going to be in there anyway. Too bad human trials are probably years away and will be reserved for the disabled first.

[@marTn3]

This video will probably be like a Microsoft instructions manual from the 90's video in 30 or 40 years lol

[@dulceglass9111]

i have a feeling we're gonna look back 10 years from now and think about how this was the beginning of something massive.

[@ImieNazwiskoOK]

Like now looking back at first Animals in space

[@dibbidydoo4318]

it's not?

[@erichogan5342]

It's all bullshit.

[@poko60]

Not really. History always proves that's science always evolves in unexpected ways. This linear search on mind controlled software isn't going to pan out in the way we want. Some very irrelevant paper is gonna come into attention and make the way for our future. Like how no one thought Lazers were any important when Einstein made the paper on them. But heck it's used almost everywhere now

[@dulceglass9111]

@@poko60 okay i guess. it was kind of a stoner thought tbh

[@Blate1]

Number of humans who can play pong telepathically: 0 Monkeys have temporarily overtaken humans as the most advanced species.

[@ImieNazwiskoOK]

Pigs at neuralink: are we joke to you?

[@olivergrayread]

Monkeys were also the first primates in space, so this is really just a continuation of their technological dominance

[@ImieNazwiskoOK]

@@olivergrayread But they are not first with Moon landing

[@olivergrayread]

@@ImieNazwiskoOK wrong. Neil Armstrongs paternal grandparents were Colombian spider monkeys

[@grwizy]

@@olivergrayread first primates yes, but first animal was a dog :)

[@journeyintodevops]

I wrote this message without any microchip in my head and used my fingers to write this. Can’t wait to read this in the future.

[@sofiaserrano8966]

grande

[@ApetheWizard]

cant wait micro-chip hackers hacking into our brain eventually dooming humanity XD

[@ericksousa9311]

Interessante

[@wasademonnowanormalguy1003]

Same here

[@TheCrusaderBin]

I wrote this msg in a completely novel way, but only boys can do this.

[@qkales]

writing this just to see if this will pop up in the future, damn this gonna look old when i look back on this

[@martiddy]

Neuralink is the Boston Dynamics of neural engineering.

[@keco185]

@Charlei13 The robots will be able to play pong using only their minds

[@deeraz]

Neuralink in one hand, Boston Dynamics in another hand.... in my best Joey voice, "Put your hands together!" :D

[@JohnnyWednesday]

That's what she said

[@MrSapps]

@@keco185 put your brain in a robot and play pong

[@nblackdarkafricagorillaape1511]

B,L,M, ✊🏿

[@mkaatr]

Now I don't even have to hold the remote to change the channel. I can finally be unlimitedly lazy.

[@UnsaltedCashew38]

My samsung tv remote allows voice commands, click mic icon and say 'channel ##' and it'll change it.

[@deilusi]

@Adrià S get smart tv, pair it with Google Assistant and do it with "hey google" from your phone. Its annoying but works.

[@namanbiswajit9756]

@@deilusi Who does that much of mouth moving lol

[@vika0194]

@@UnsaltedCashew38 voice commandos is very unnecessary except for running or similar.

[@mkaatr]

@@UnsaltedCashew38 But you have to talk, I don't want to even do that... it is too much work ;)

[@jacobphillips6733]

This is the first time I’ve really been mind blown in awhile.

[@DeepGamingAI]

Very soon your mind could be blown literally

[@user-nw8jr1dk9p]

Considering they have promised way more than just that We are probably about to get freaked out about neuralink's archivements We are about to get really mind blown .

[@nblackdarkafricagorillaape1511]

B,L,M, ✊🏿

[@user-ll1ch7ic2frak]

This is so awesome... I hope he is not suffering or hurting or anything like that...

[@ElonMusk-FanZone]

Absolutely incredible! Good job team!

[@vinitanand199]

Wtf??!!

[@user-nw8jr1dk9p]

@閑話哥XIANHUAbro no he's not . It's probably someone who knows him or work for him or whatever. The account is probably used by one of his employees or whatever

[@user-nw8jr1dk9p]

Elon musk only on twitter

[@glakshya2]

@閑話哥XIANHUAbro it's a fan account

[@out_of_orbit1968]

Ebon Musbk, pls gimme Tesla.😳😳😳