Monkey News: Monkey Prostitute

[@IcyScythe]

love hearing Karl laugh cause it's so rare lol

[@EJTaylor8]

We never got to the bottom of “they were mechanics in the first place”

[@alcoexdy]

as in mechanical monkeys… not real… so not harming any monkeys 😅

[@bobobsen]

@@alcoexdy no they were monkey mechanics according to Karl

[@sctmcg]

They were holders of PhD in Physics

[@redmondo42]

and photographers

[@metalmugen]

"can't 'andleit"

[@Doneforful]

Candleit

[@killerconsmith]

"What do want? A cake?!" I love Stephen Merchant

[@esccccco1]

Me too

[@Crystal-w6m]

Ooooo

[@dr.rodders3329]

Funny because Smerch was in portal 2. Portal being famous for lack of cake

[@miguelsilva9118]

"A little gang" 😂

[@SpecialOrder935]

A little gang of monkeys

[@ngri2944]

I'm in tears

[@Exoamy]

I'd love to know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh.

[@pronemanoldbutyoung5548]

Ricky was making funny faces n that

[@koboskolors]

@@pronemanoldbutyoung5548 I think he was acting like a monkey.

[@bigman25plus25]

Playing with his nipples

[@happyclappyslappy]

"And that's all the information you've got" said a nervous Stephen Merchant hahahaha

[@heracles2626]

I've been dying to know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh so much 😂

[@robjj5373]

Rubbing his nipples

[@lettichaim7334]

For the people who don't know.... What happened there?

[@MisterDutch93]

He was probably already losing it off mic because of the way Karl was starting up his story.

[@vividdylan400]

@@lettichaim7334 I was very saddened by the fact that Karl was asked this question during his Reddit's AMA, and he said he didn't remember this bit because it was 20 years ago.

[@sqweebel1]

1:30 great reaction from Steve

[@hamnchee]

3:40

[@daryls43]

this is actually true not as karl put it but in 2005 they trained a group of monkeys the concept of money, and they began prostuting for the coins

[@jeremyc9593]

Karl? Is that you?

[@britishnerd3919]

And bonobo chimpa trade sex for stuff and to settle disagreements. They have also been shown to exhibit hand jobs and homosexuality

[@SpecialOrder935]

RIGHT YOU’RE TALKING SHIT EXPLAIN YOURSELF

[@slowmo9642]

Who to?

[@WhiteSnot]

Very often he misquotes the story but at it's core it is true, like the story he told of the Chimp wanting to play with nipples, it wasn't a chimp it was Koko the Gorilla wanting to see one of her caretakers nipples and Koko's owner tried pressuring her into doing it then later fired her.

[@ryanyates6761]

stumbled across a little gang

[@twelveightyone]

Karl's laugh is brilliant 🙂

[@lessevdoolbretsim]

Call it a "monkumentary"

[@imjack1041]

"littlewomanmonkey"

[@Euph3mia]

That’s the scientific term.

[@Vigilantes187]

id love to know what ricky was doing to make karl laugh

[@whateverreally1347]

Apparently, Karl can't remember

[@yacinedaghmoum470]

probably playing with his nipple or something

[@jodu626]

Yeh think he was playing with his nipple

[@jmwod]

@@whateverreally1347 7 years late, Ricky was probably messing with his rash because he said 'this rash is weird' at the start of the clip

[@dinesjoe]

KARL LAAUGHING!

[@ValValiantThor216]

Little gang of monkeys 😂😂

[@Lawrencewd03]

3:17 that laugh from ricky

[@sctmcg]

This is in my top 2 XFM Ricky laughs

[@bradfordbirch4474]

what's karl pilkington's favorite band the beetles

[@12spanku]

Seventeenth century?

[@REECEM92]

My favourite one. Makes me laugh. 😂

[@jodu626]

Think this is my fav monkey news

[@Marasma101]

There's so much build up. I love this one.

[@anthonyward6805]

“8 years i presume” genius.

[@porouscrump]

There isn't one. This is the XFM show, it's the podcasts that are being animated.

[@MrSinfold]

little _gang_

[@fletcherhamilton3177]

The genius of ‘Monkey News’ was / is that its sort of unclear as to whether or not Karl genuinely attributed that degree of intelligence to monkeys / chimps or if he was having us on . . . I don’t think he was, but he could have been 🤣

[@ElStink4K]

He's not playing a character but he's defo trying to wind them up

[@brettpilkington9539]

It is clear because he claims a monkey was coming to withdraw money from a bank. There's no way he believed that.

[@PedloProductions]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? THATS NOT A STORY!!!!!

[@chekek]

'Congress tart' channel. I see what you did there😉

[@esccccco1]

Sleeping around.......oi oi lol

[@jayneallisonlaity9891]

1/2 a banana is just oral 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victoriaollier2345]

Monkey News Extra!

[@tylerjoseph7398]

Monkesauce brought me here

[@FRDERCK]

Everything is always going normal

[@Inladner]

Just a normal day. Everything is going normal.

[@bebob415]

Which episode is this

[@sadbasturd99]

Where is the animated version ??

[@BillFromTheHill100]

too bad we see only a foto here.

[@yhnell18]

What was Ricky doing to make Karl laugh? 😂

[@redmondo42]

He was showing Karl one of his sweaty moobs

[@NowinWTF]

FYI missing a chunk of hair like you may or may not see is a symptom of syphilis.

[@srevero1]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[@Heisenberg-t1j]

Anyone care to guess what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh?

[@SpecialOrder935]

Karl’s just laughing at the idea of monkey prostitutes , and the phrase “ gang of monkeys “ make him laugh

[@SpecialOrder935]

3:40 😂

[@DanceTranced]

This one is true.

[@amillionminutes]

Karl can't differentiate.

[@cartmanofsp]

This rash is weird

[@coffeyeoin5]

Was this Karl breaking character?

[@devilrobbie25]

nah just Gervais making faces trying to make him laugh. Do you think he's a character?

[@coffeyeoin5]

Robbie Nah hes not a character but he definitely plays a bit of a caricature of himself at times.

[@jodu626]

@@devilrobbie25 he was actually rubbing his nipple

[@ollydb231]

@@coffeyeoin5 don’t we all

[@CarloTheGambino]

The first 3 minutes of this is the only example of Ricky Steve and Karl being responsible for genuinely bad radio; totally self-indulgent, just annoying.

[@unclephil2856]

we must be listening to different radio shows, this is one of my favourite clips

[@Yung_Mango]

Ciro Rizzitello They are the funniest though

[@coldvoid]

xDDDD butthurt is strong with Ciro Rizzitello xD

[@ValValiantThor216]

Let's listen to ciro rizzitello's radio show whenever that goes on

[@philbinpar1]

Millions loved it so sounds to me like you just have no taste tbh