Monkey News: Drives to Spain

Xfm Ricky Gervais show, Monkey news

[@causerDAguv]

"it was an automatic." LOL

[@dpm2515]

Yup best line in the segment

[@fredwardofalconist4th454]

That makes it believable

[@happyclappyslappy]

@@fredwardofalconist4th454 Two lads I know who were from Glasgow drove to the south of France on their own so its totally believable.

[@cliffclavin9886]

"The monkey is giving it some" is quite possibly the funniest line ever spoken!🤣🤣

[@happyclappyslappy]

haha pedal to the metal.

[@JortheReason]

Haha if it was a manual I wouldn't believe it.

[@malard837]

Haha ... 'He's given it some and driven over to Spain'

[@AA-hg5fk]

*giving it some.

[@3InchFinch]

@@AA-hg5fk i think he meant given it some like, finger up at the magician

[@tytus2170]

Nah means he’s put his foot down

[@miguelsilva9118]

That final line - "One of 86's favourites" - was just so good.

[@NonceKillaz]

So the monkey was like, "brilliant!"

[@alec4025]

"Steve I don't know what to do" hahaha he sounds so genuinely exasperated

[@richardthelionheart8656]

Best one. I think this is one of the first times Ricky catches Karl before he can deliver the punch line lol

[@tspencerlewis1]

'it was an automatic'

[@jamesbrannigan7469]

karl laughing at the name 86 ❤❤😂

[@babyshambler]

The way Steve fed the line was great.

[@mackychloe]

There are no FacTSSSSSssss!

[@mitchellpace190]

It always cracks me up 😅

[@adamweishaupt2846]

"Steve, I don't know what to do"

[@jonathangehman4005]

I absolutely ADORE monkey news

[@sqweebel1]

2:38 Ricky figures out where this is going

[@jtfc7286]

‘Ay go on then’ hahahah

[@Fox8ball.]

That's the biggest whopper Karl's ever come out with drove to Spain 🇪🇸 😂 😂 😂

[@dpwhitaker7088]

I love the way Ricky tells Karl he is going to stop Monkey News but never does!

[@wetkneehouston6293]

Same as rock busters

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

LOL Karl "BrilliantBrilliantBrilliant!" xD

[@harrythomas1252]

“Yeah yeah sound”

[@noelnasty]

Just burst out in bed thinking back at this listening to this at my old job, funniest fucking moments of that series HAHAHA

[@PaulFindlaybmx]

"I don't know what to do"

[@Kendo121e]

mad innit

[@davidbroadbent854]

Driver comes out of the petrol stn and number 86 is cleaning the windscreen with a squeegee.

[@LifeOfRy]

_it was an automatic._

[@EXE.-.]

1:47 "5 billion people" wtf there's over 7 billion now...imagine in another 8 years there would be over 11billion probably

[@TheRuddster95]

"mad innit"

[@IGotBoergs]

Bit much

[@fenhen]

Population growth is slowing though. Underpopulation is the bigger long term issue.

[@thomasward7134]

This episode is older than 8/9 years that's just when the video was released. It came out around 2002/03 so more like 20 years

[@EXE.-.]

​@@thomasward7134 Ohhh

[@ValValiantThor216]

So whats number 86 up too? 😂

[@Daniel-qw1is]

There's no car at pump four (Ricky gervais is literally exasperated)

[@marv5078]

What do you mean 'a couple of the facts'!? Hahahah

[@Huumf]

"aye go on then"

[@cartmanofsp]

Just laughed at the fact they had a segment called “monkey news.” Hahaha

[@lucasmackay6977]

Elon musk heard the comment about numbers not names , and took it as a challenge

[@Hins28]

Reckon this is my favourite jingle

[@pezushka]

I love Ricky's preface tryna inoculate Karl against bollocks, but the story is the most bollocks of the lot.

[@TheRuddster95]

spot on

[@jayneallisonlaity9891]

Luv it when Karl nearly breaks!! FAF 🤣🤣🤣

[@cartmanofsp]

Mad innit

[@freestylepigeon]

hahahaha it was an automatic!

[@corinbryant]

"What ya talkin' about there's no car at pump 4"

[@OracleTheRonin]

It was the hairy chinese kid grown up, I think he was just doing his driving test and got in the wrong car.

[@wetkneehouston6293]

One of the best

[@Phoenix-pl6ys]

Karl is the best,really.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

That...is...shit !!

[@Rosvolainen]

Did you hear? It was an automatic!

[@ARCMusic]

.......86 HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@darrylkemp3253]

Karl actually laughed

[@JackPhillips123]

Love Karl pilkington :)

[@BobbyTMF]

But he found it on the internet! Must be true!?

[@KurtMCox]

Oh, sorry, sorry, I thought it was shite!

[@Bendoverandgrabyourankles]

Ricky it’s an automatic you’re not listening.

[@stevephilpot6383]

"Right"

[@babyshambler]

Ricky says facts like Brent says Crufts.

[@DrLazerbeam]

"Aye go on then"

[@Rafooky92]

3:02... That never happened. XD

[@wetkneehouston6293]

"Its mad init"

[@Caoimhin1909]

Was the previous time the bank robbery?

[@ElStink4K]

"I dunno what to do.."

[@Bart_.]

oh yeah yeah

[@jm9841]

Maxwell Smart's number? or bartenders code for too drunk to serve? Coincidence? Chef's for throw it out too.....

[@happyclappyslappy]

I still don't know what's funny to Karl about 86?