Monster Factory: Fallout 4 - Episode 2

Having accepted her terrible losses in the last episode of Monster Factory, The Final Pam carves a path of destruction across the Commonwealth. Things get very, very, very violent.
SUBSCRIBE! goo.gl/qw3Ac7
Check out our full video catalog: goo.gl/Cqt2cn
Visit our playlists: goo.gl/pM7TNe
Like Polygon on Facebook: goo.gl/GmkOs4
Follow Polygon on Twitter: goo.gl/cQfqrq
Read more at: www.polygon.com

[@catastrophe137]

"Oh that's right, I forgot I was looking for my son" is a good summary of this game actually

[@kingofallfrogs]

Wh- why has no one commented on this?

[@dakotah.6265]

@@kingofallfrogs right?! And a year later still no comment

[@angelapirko371]

Hey, what’s going on?

[@seanpedersen6467]

@@angelapirko371 you’re what’s going on good looking

[@jamesk7449]

In the end, Griffin tried to input 10 times more roaches into fallout (10^20) than there are *actual insects on earth* (10^19)

[@gremlinman9724]

10 to the power of fucking 20? isn't that like, more stars than there are in this galaxy? 10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10x10?

[@masiethespiral]

@@gremlinman9724 yes, there are many bugs

[@beepo1678]

@@gremlinman9724 we are bug havers

[@lilbitlaur]

@@gremlinman9724 yeah, I mean, especially since there's only one star in our galaxy lmao

[@peterdafox]

@@lilbitlaur solar system*

[@Shepfax]

Hello, Bethesda Support? I'd like to report a bug. Spawning 1000 coffee boys causes a severe drop in performance and it needs to be fixed to maintain immersion. Thanks

[@ryandavidson417]

Literally unplayable

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

I’d also like to report a bug. Apparently spawning one million bugs crashes the game

[@hannahm6067]

don't talk to me or my one thousand shauns ever again.

[@Hawwwlucha]

or my one thousand metal sons

[@xentenial]

*One thousand GHOST Shauns

[@emmal.harris858]

probably sonsbands lol

[@KenzLovesMovies]

Hannah M don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son

[@JohnDoe-tl4gm]

Ever again.

[@OverlordVal]

Poor Bethany Esda. She put all of her hard work into this one game she made all by herself and you rowdy boys make a gosh darned goddess of destruction to wreak havoc on her tongue-in-cheek creation.

[@DeKoTree]

Lindy Young Bethany esda X Todd Howard

[@donutdownpour6959]

🍐

[@Ilovemycomputer2013]

Yeah it sucks ):

[@karma4901]

Well destruction maybe but in I see it as a masterpiece

[@mothmanofficaltm8397]

@@karma4901 it's impossible to tell destruction from creation from a distance.

[@calvinstaropoli4448]

"Maybe level 100?" "You're right" "setlevel 5000"

[@amyinkheartloveseddsworld4386]

Calvin Spaghetti XD

[@chosentonessournotes]

Very good comedic timing.

[@BeatAces]

Are we just going to ignore "preggers radroach"

[@gothziggy]

yes

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

It’s better if we do

[@Pablo360able]

now I need to know what the difference is between pregnant radroach and preggers radroach

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@Pablo360able one is pregnant and one is preggers.

[@Pablo360able]

@C.o.R. (Lex) Oh ok thanks

[@QuintetMagician]

ONE PUNCH PAM

[@zillailluhr]

Pamsama

[@cosmosblue772]

The Final Punch Pam

[@paradoxical2088]

"Yeah, no, I'm not gonna, like, do anything... morally repugnant." _CUT TO EXPLOSIVE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED_ "THIS IS NOT GOING SUPER GREAT."

[@jessicaschemistryteacher6806]

ASDFGHJKL

[@SeventhEve]

Dear Bethesda, I found a crucial bug in your popular new release, 'Fallout 4.' It seems that whenever I open the command line and attempt to spawn 1,000 coffee cans, it breaks time and space for a little while. I know this does not effect gameplay to a large extent, but I feel that a properly functioning universe adds to the enjoyment of any video game. I hope you can fix it. If not, me and Roachie know where you live. Sincerely, Griffin P.S. I need a new computer; mine melted.

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

Do you mean Bethany Esta?

[@realfatjoe888]

@@alexanderpumpkin3423 esda* get it right

[@favoritemustard3542]

P.P.S. New computer must be full of FunShine ty

[@tjzambonischwartz]

My mom's name is Pam, and after I sent her these videos she insists on being called "THE FINAL PAM." It's fantastic.

[@_ArmIa]

I love your mum and I mean that in the least personally insulting to you way possible

[@valatrix711]

Your mom sounds like a really fun person

[@WadjetEye100]

"I feel like weapons are just accessories." - Taako, you know, from TV

[@cononsberg6919]

Oh my god I didn't make the connection

[@Britt10711]

"Glowing Radroach? He had a glow about him, but it was more like his spirit." No one has ever been more sincere.

[@penless3960]

Shaun showing up was straight out of one of those awful old video game creepypastas I stg

[@bishophoffman7939]

Griffin resurrecting a mole rat, being horrified by the unloving abomination, and then promptly say "I've GOTS'TA go do that to a Human" is sauce necromancer energy.

[@freddyfazbearsbigfatbearti179]

The Final Pam is a butch icon. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@thatstheway103]

Just a Peppermint Tea For Me GOD I KNOW....she’s an inspiration

[@madhatt3r93]

Duh! Have you SEEN that double headed axe?

[@spinosaurus2001]

fuck YES

[@Wubrh]

Pam, the final butch, is in a loving and caring relationship with Susan Bonecrusher, the trans sex princes of Skyrim

[@ArtseyGurl]

Militant Caduceus yes

[@ScottDavid7]

Shaun is the ghost of every mistake Final Pam has made

[@KiraTesla]

Scott C the final Pam makes no mistakes

[@cryptologicalMystic]

Kira Tesla The obvious conclusion is that there is no Shaun.

[@brainkrieg1423]

​@@cryptologicalMysticthat's why he's a ghost

[@ZacharyJennings69420666]

daddy like a pretty baby

[@Dr_Tapeworm]

"How many meat can we make him?"

[@goofygoober4901]

IT'S RAINING BOYS

[@MrImawesomerthanu]

HALLELUJAH

[@beargrills3508]

FROM THE LACERATED SKY

[@evilmagician430]

i read this as "ITS RAINING, BOYS"

[@rosielow527]

Goofy Goober Herbert the Pervert’s wet dream

[@nauticaes]

5:40 griffin nonchalantly trying to place the ball into the tire like a little kid made me make a noise like ooogha

[@GemA2Gen]

and he didn't even succeed

[@mangomaking]

a collection of beautiful quotes from this ep (feel free to make any additions) 3:13 "th-those shoes;;...... th, ose slack....s............SO crisp" 3:23 "what? *Y* *_ES"_* 3:47 "touch the face. it's _very_ good" 3:50 "psy looks amazing, and he's back with Gangnam Style 2" 4:04 "this is a woman on her way to disneyworld. see, she's hurrying, she wants to-" _"kill everyone"_ 5:23 "i mean, _FUCK._ this is some spooky badass bloodborne shit" 5:34 "boop" 6:04 "i should _eat_ my ex-husband?" "it's what he would've wanted" 6:16 "yeah, radroach is _not_ something you wanna consume- oh you ate it" 7:28 [mortified screaming] 8:18 [slashing an enemy's leg off] "yeah, cut me a slice of that pimento loaf! i wanna dig in" 8:30 [singing jauntily as he slaughters a man] "♪ iiiiiii'm working on the jeeeeeffery ♪" 9:11 [terrified yelling] "aaAAAUUGHH IT'S JUST MEAT" 11:10 [flinging dead, limp body around] "god it's like he's a fucking rotisserie chicken" 13:16 [in a tiny, quivering voice] "mama, i'm cold" 14:38 "how many of my boys can we get in this forest? have you been to my _forest of sons?"_ 17:28 "nice clipboard! i take." [being approached by guard] "oh, you wanna start shit over _this?_ over clipboard?"

[@teaerrors360]

cheska magalang i have an addition: 9:14 h-how many meat can we make him?

[@ChiefBigHand]

"YOU WANT ME TURN YOU INTO SLAM MAN"

[@hom7640]

7:15 “What’s up the wasteland? All your shit is fucked.”

[@hom7640]

7:53 “THAT’S A-ONEA SPICY MEATBALL”

[@hom7640]

7:38 “I GOTS to go do that to a human!”

[@NonApplicable1983]

I think Pluto is to Goofy what orangutans are to humans.

[@ducktales7315]

That is an amazing observation

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

This is the world's greatest metaphor

[@ladycavalier]

I like this theory much better lol

[@jayclement3581]

Nope

[@cinnamonro3344]

Fucking bold take, wow

[@dave532]

too many beautiful boys is just an alternate title for monster factory

[@Nami]

If no one ever makes The Final Pam her own mod of any kind, then I don't know what we're even doing here anymore.

[@JRSRLN]

There's a companion mod now, 3 years later lol.

[@nl-lynx1241]

@@JRSRLN I'm downloading fallout 4 just for her.

[@trollololol4601]

But there isn’t a roachie one. What even is the point of playing fallout

[@Mochipandabear]

"Where's this eyebot?" *eyebot appears* "No" *punches and kills bot in one punch* *Bot just falls* I was cackling and I don't understand why this made me.

[@evansteele7874]

Just re-watched this masterpiece. Felt like doing some math. That XP counter would be ticking down for ~143 days in real life, give or take. On the Fallout Wiki, under "Level", there is a formula for how much experience is needed to get to the next level, and another for the total amount of experience gained up to that point: Total XP = 37.5*(LEVEL)^2 + 87.5*(LEVEL) - 124 plugging in level 5000 like Papa Griff did, the total experience is: 937,937,376 assuming the experience counts UP at 1000 XP in ~13.2 seconds, the total time is (approx): 143.2959 days Just for those wondering *EDIT* Forgot to account for the experience earned throughout the rest of the video. I'm just going to assume it has a minimal contribution, seeing as Pam has A BILLION experience points

[@rotomfan63]

Now i wanna know how much time it would take to grind that much exp in the game without commands tom fuckery

[@gracef8030]

"can we just try to be cool in here?" "yeah no i'm not gonna like, do anything... morally repugnant" *100 mines explode*

[@niconico_nya]

* lying awake at 3am * you can't sexchange a robot. it's pretty fucked up that we assume robots have to be male or female. chad? wake up. listen chad, they're sexlsss

[@daftoptimist]

kitty Sapient autonomous robots can have gender identities go back to sleep

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

I don't know why but I love these two comments so much-

[@Pandatege]

12:38 i can't believe shaun was fucking dead this whole time

[@samus323]

+Pandatege Well it is a Bethesda game. Wrapping up their stories isn't their strong suit.

[@MegicShiba]

+Pandatege unintentional spoiler...I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED INSTALLING THE FUCKING GAME!

[@jeezduts]

+Pandatege guys i hope you know that isn't the actual ending lol

[@hugenerd242]

Who's bringing sexy back? Well, The Final Pam is; thank you for asking.

[@dadoohan]

I like how Pam keeps leveling up from 18:28 until the end of the video.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Sometimes a family is just Final Pam and her thousands of sons

[@PartyTimePPLZ]

9:36 "GOD, IT'S LIKE THE END OF AKIRA" i love how perfect that reference was

[@cookiesnmilkfilms9056]

So true omg

[@1millioneggs]

truuu

[@porygonlover322]

TETSUOOOOOOOOOO

[@melonysnicket]

I shit you not, I went to watch Akira just to understand this reference

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Nina Lima god have mercy on you.

[@killerman7575]

oh shit the raining coffee tins killed me

[@damnyousalazar]

+Devin G The coffee cans? Let's talk about ghost boys!

[@zone0ftruth]

i never felt joy before this series

[@mimimustrule]

This is honest to god one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@FaintedInCoils]

It is one in the morning, and I just SHRIEKED at 13:12 when Final Pam turns around and the ghost-son is behind her again.

[@sagesolrock]

14:25 This gets me every damn time...Just the exhausted "no" then silence as the poor eyebot gets KO'd. Never fails to have me rolling on the ground laughing.

[@littlebitawsome100]

1:54 "you were the first pam...you were the final pam"

[@travdump209]

Allison.G Video killed the Trash Hulk star.

[@littlebitawsome100]

Trav 6/10 needs improvement

[@akakazemscd]

Why would they make a game that cannot spawn 100 quintillion enemies? That's just sloppy.

[@weebdegenerate8708]

Its actually 100 octillion

[@datacentre81]

Level 5000 Ya-drew Druid Final Pam

[@williamwonderspoon1874]

eedobaba7726 e

[@fingernecklace4817]

Seeing comments from years ago under Monster Factory videos really makes me appreciate how many years of joy and comfort I've gotten out of McElroy content. It'll truly be the end of a beautiful era when they finally stop (may that day not come for many decades more).

[@_celibacy4life733]

I lose it at the Mama Murphy scene every damn time. "Yes use sight to find beautiful son. He's rubbing your face with his face."

[@somejackass]

Final Pam is beautiful

[@blarg2429]

That's *The* Final Pam. Get it right, or she'll punch your everything off.

[@yanderesann]

I want her to punch my everything

[@daftoptimist]

kittykatmadison At this rate she's gonna

[@yanderesann]

daftoptimist, I won't complain

[@JUP1TER.]

final pam vs truck shepard vs christopher christopher christopher christopher vs trash hulk

[@spiritsiphon]

why must they fight...

[@jasperlarkin6586]

kay yo why would they fight when the love eachother

[@koalamydia1508]

Trash hulk would just keel over and die truck Shepard would merge with the final Pam and become the universe and nothing would happen to Christopher Christopher Christopher cristopher

[@Matkingos]

I can't believe they didn't have the best joke from the previous ep. in the recap. "There will be plenty of radroaches, but he was the raddest roach." #RIPROACHY

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

i love that at 5:40 griffin took the time to put the ball in the tire hole. such simple joys amidst all the chaos

[@axkuhn7116]

13:12 I legit full-throated yelled "NO" in my office.

[@elliotlucassimmons5138]

I jumped so badly at that XD

[@residentasexual]

“Where is this EyeBot? “No.” 14:25 That scene radiates so much raw power.

[@lavenderscare4995]

10:00 Griffin doing a falsetto while also voicing the final Pam is what I live for, it's like inception but with voice acting.

[@Reaverbro]

The power of the ultimate Stand: MADE IN HEAVEN

[@superextremehappy]

Stand user: Pam Stand name: 「The Final Countdown」 Her stand's power is at-will creation of thousands of empty coffee cans and ghost children. It also allows her to move and jump at any velocity, and look good in any clothing.

[@saintultra2737]

When Ghost Shaun appeared I almost pissed myself, bravo- if you two were to make your own youtube channel, you'd be the funniest fucking gameplay channel of all time.

[@smcn85]

Intro/recap music is "Deep Darkness" from Earthbound.

[@scarritt]

+Patrick Shea Thank you! My fiance and I were struggling to remember where we had heard this.

[@cooldennis6860]

+Shea McNamara Thank you, my dawg.

[@Lishadra]

Shea McNamara THANK YOU I knew I remembered it from a swampy thing!

[@raynova8055]

I went to .25 playback speed to see the moving ghost boy and honestly it was worth it because hearing Justin say “It’s raining boys!” In slo-mo is amazing

[@garasunonamida]

You screaming and running away from the ghost boy is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@thelightfantastiq]

I have never sobbed uncontrollably to a youtube video before and here we are

[@friendlyporkchop]

griffin predicted the fallout-related class action lawsuit against bethesda

[@no1janembafan]

final pam vs truck shepard who wins

[@BepisJones]

they assimilate each other in an orgy of flesh and pleasure and hatred

[@no1janembafan]

oh

[@powdgaze]

nobody can kill the final pam patrick you silly goose truck would be assimilated instantly by her lazer vision

[@no1janembafan]

Powder S. they fused into busto

[@15ShadowDude]

The question isn't who wins, but who loses?

[@ErinKatzee]

9:15 FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

TODDDDD

[@jamesmason3734]

Shaun came back wrong.

[@alphagamma19]

The Final Pam in that red dress with that coat exhibits the most Lup from TAZ energy in any form of media ever to exist

[@AmiasShipley]

IT'S A-RAINING BOYS, HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING BOYS, SWEET BOYS

[@AdeptArcanist]

The Final Pam has ascended to a higher plane of existence.

[@mira9760]

For some reason, my game has been spawning that terrifying ghost Shaun in my Institute quarters in the corner of the bedroom.

[@dogstomp]

You noticed "pregnant roach" but ignored "Preggers roach"

[@emechu_]

i just realized that these are the same people who do the adventure zone my life is a lie

[@hannahm3093]

Welcome to the boy forest

[@LaydayEruanna]

The second Shaun appearance scared the sh*t outta me. I actually yelped like a frightened puppy.

[@CarryLarry]

I love that spooky part. They could have just as easily gone "my ghost boy! come run with me, like the wind!"

[@samquik]

22:41 the pounding bass of thousands of radroaches is so hysterically funny

[@Hjerrick]

This series made me feel... Alive! And now I wish for sweet release, because this world I've awoken into is clearly Hell.

[@tmax608]

We need more than 3 episodes, to truly see the character arc of the Final Pam.

[@jesserose106]

Justin's incredulous "wHAT?!" when ghost-Shaun appears always makes this video for me

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

I am physically repulsed by the Final Pam's visage. I love this series.

[@friendlyporkchop]

the piles of roaches have literally given me nightmares too many times to count but will i continue to watch these videos right before bed? of course i will

[@samseidel9917]

The real monster is the friends we made along the way.

[@mollyangstadtneewolfe4846]

*Griffin and Justin set down 1000 bombs* *they start beeping* Griffin and Justin: HOLY SHI- *bombs go off* *screen goes white* ... ... *slowly the picture returns* ... “You’re finally awake.”

[@Dex-qo8io]

One of Pam's special abilities is to resurrect the dead into one thousand pieces of man meat

[@lorienanderson5358]

18:00 yeah im not gonna do anything morally repugnant *cuts to the 1000 bombs sound*

[@raisedbybears1991]

"Let's... can we just *try* to be cool in here?" "Yeah, no. I'm not gonna do anything morally repugnant." (blinding mass explosion)

[@Necrobadger]

I've always thought of Goofy and Pluto as other primates and humans. Goofy and Pluto evolved from a similar ancestor, but Pluto isn't intelligent.

[@HerbalAssailant]

For the longest time I've been trying to figure out who wears that dress in Fallout and I finally realized who it is. It's the lady that runs the Memory Den in Goodneighbor. 😌

[@LionatHeartt]

Irma!

[@rubydiehl4925]

i was playing Earthbound, and when i entered the deep dark, suddenly the intro music from this video was playing. having watched this first...i was VERY surprised

[@olivia7782]

SAME

[@comments2168]

so are we not going to mention the death claws at 17:24 just roaming around diamond city

[@gremlinman9724]

honestly "final pam, eater of god, bane of reality, maker of none, ender of trueness and good" really fits when she starts downing vertiberds with her thoughts and making the living into meat statues to feed the son she thinks that she has. The only thing that scares her, the only thing she cannot turn against itself, is the visage of her past, come back to haunt her.

[@Narokkurai]

"I MAKE GOOD JOKE! GOODBYE WORLD!" is probably my favorite pre-apocalyptic one liner of all time.

[@dancinginfernal]

why does PAM's inner monologue sound like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

[@fwogboy]

"why didn't they prepare for that??" "WHY WOULD THEY PREPARE FOR THAT?!??!?!?!??!"

[@westernfrance9750]

7:25 Griffin and Justin recreate Ragnarok with Fenrir and Hel

[@neotheresa]

I love the 2 deathclaws at 17:23 that have absolutely no explanation

[@HouseRising]

Someone needs to release the deleted scenes! Last episode shows power armor and metal baby being used in a junk launcher but we never get that here :(

[@Devon297]

I heard him say "oh shit" and I knew it was time to pause to stop myself from laughing into a early grave.

[@frostdragonlord]

Can this be made into a graphic novel?

[@MerileeGoLucky]

"Can you make the set of the Hollywood Squares" oh my gosh yes. yes yes.

[@classystegosuarus]

is ghost shaun even a part of the game?

[@manwtf3883]

"who's bringing sexy back? well, the final pam is, thank you for asking"

[@Silverwind87]

The boys turn Todd's creation into a horror game.

[@milesbrown2261]

9:37 "It is unclear how many dogs this counts as. It is the amalgamate."

[@MausBastion]

Finally! Now subscribing polygon was worth it.