Monster Factory: Exploding Shepard's Face Bones in Mass Effect 2

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@spicyjuniormint
@spicyjuniormint 9 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that what you have done to this man qualifies as a war crime.
@idontcare6736
@idontcare6736 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a war crime because the Monster Factory is engaged in total war against humanity, videogames, and middle sliders
@Lightforeverandever
@Lightforeverandever 4 жыл бұрын
Well see the bright side hes alive
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 4 жыл бұрын
@GentleBreeze _But. Should. He. Be._
@leahschrum2461
@leahschrum2461 4 жыл бұрын
i think this can be filed under 'cruel or unusual punishment'
@artemisfowldragon
@artemisfowldragon 3 жыл бұрын
The complexity of the dream catcher will dictate the severity of their crimes
@zoetherebel
@zoetherebel 5 жыл бұрын
"I have no jokes, he's a shame of God." Why does Justin have the most powerful lines of all time?
@redblue6468
@redblue6468 4 жыл бұрын
Justin is a god, and you dare question him?
@dildonius
@dildonius 4 жыл бұрын
He's a verboseboi. He's good at the prose, while Griffin specializes in bizarre gibberish and off-the-cuff reactions like "GUMPY" and "CHAAWMP!" And Travis? Trav's the Wild Card, baby! Look at them nails. BIG Wild Card energy.
@noyamanu1242
@noyamanu1242 4 жыл бұрын
8:32
@percymcplop
@percymcplop 4 жыл бұрын
@@dildonius this is the most McElroy comment on a comment on the McElroys I have ever seen
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 3 жыл бұрын
"That's a funny trick to play on God!"
@allisonbilbey1948
@allisonbilbey1948 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think Mass Effect is a good candidate for monster factory” *ends up making one of the best monsters they’ve ever made*
@555Soupy555
@555Soupy555 2 жыл бұрын
It's not a good candidate It's a great one
@ThePhobicSuperior
@ThePhobicSuperior 3 жыл бұрын
"Helps you navigate from his chin to his mouth." Little did Justin know that that would very soon become a legitimate concern.
@bakerstintheTARDIS
@bakerstintheTARDIS 3 жыл бұрын
insane that this episode is so fucking good and they never get out of the tutorial area
@Spenstarr
@Spenstarr 7 жыл бұрын
This is the scariest one to lull ones self to sleep. You're drifting into unconsciousness and then, "JACOB"
@harry9766
@harry9766 4 жыл бұрын
good to know someone else sleeps to monster factory
@Bloodletter8
@Bloodletter8 4 жыл бұрын
JAY COBB BLEBLEBBLOOBLABLABLABLEBLEHH
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bloodletter8 DOYABULABULABABAB
@SquawkMonk
@SquawkMonk 3 жыл бұрын
I also go to sleep to monster factory. Crazy
@ariannebrodeur
@ariannebrodeur Жыл бұрын
The solidarity I feel with yall is above and beyond, I'm so glad we've all ingrained ever moment goof and one liner from these videos into our brains by having it blast in our ears while we sleep
@hetalianalbio585
@hetalianalbio585 8 жыл бұрын
"HIS KISSING DAYS ARE OVER, HE'S A PELICAN NOW"
@tabbyclawproductions7943
@tabbyclawproductions7943 5 жыл бұрын
That reveal was simply jaw-dropping
@cambecambe3199
@cambecambe3199 4 жыл бұрын
TabbyclawProductions oh i love you
@joshporter5205
@joshporter5205 4 жыл бұрын
A Gashapolican!
@felixjean768
@felixjean768 6 жыл бұрын
"if you're human, what is he?" is so underrated.. like that's on "i will face god and walk backwards into hell" tier of quotes imo
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 5 жыл бұрын
“That’s a funny trick to play on god”
@asbestosfish_
@asbestosfish_ 5 жыл бұрын
Felix Jean “I turned into a cat, my birthday changed and I stopped believing in God.”
@JimJamTheAdmin
@JimJamTheAdmin 5 жыл бұрын
@@taakotuesdays "That's a good point, Griffin. I guess I've never blamed God for rats before."
@dddeergirl
@dddeergirl 5 жыл бұрын
im very late but can i get a timestamp please i cant find it
@SeymourDisapproves
@SeymourDisapproves 4 жыл бұрын
"That's a face you could tie a boat to" is also very powerful
@saucewizard69
@saucewizard69 8 жыл бұрын
"he looks like seven pterodactyls"
@PrinceFlashmo
@PrinceFlashmo 7 жыл бұрын
Seymour O "He's got a face you could tie a boat to!"
@4ll3sb4n4n3
@4ll3sb4n4n3 6 жыл бұрын
or like Jar Jar Binks
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 5 жыл бұрын
Clara Li LMFAOOOOOOO
@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange
@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange 4 жыл бұрын
such a powerful sentence
@s.r.s.362
@s.r.s.362 3 жыл бұрын
i saw seven pterodactyls
@Marlee509
@Marlee509 5 жыл бұрын
“I am a work in progress. God’s still figuring me out.” I’m in tears. This is the cure for almost anything that ails you.
@cometgravity
@cometgravity 4 жыл бұрын
i genuinely comfort myself with this line sometimes lmaooo
@kipps9755
@kipps9755 2 жыл бұрын
@@cometgravity kkmmkmm mmmmlmmmimmmmmmmm mmmm llllllulll lkkuuu u uumuuuuuu umyuuu uuu m ukm uumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@jougjimmadome
@jougjimmadome 2 жыл бұрын
@@cometgravity [[[[
@moongem4489
@moongem4489 7 жыл бұрын
I love when Justin laughs so hard he sounds like he's sobbing.
@rosethorn1461
@rosethorn1461 4 жыл бұрын
I love when Justin laughs so hard he can’t form cohesive sentences, just loud wheezing.
@Reaverbro
@Reaverbro 6 жыл бұрын
I honestly think this is the funniest Monster Factory, and the way Griffin delivers the line "Thirty Two Discreet Face Bones" is enough to justify that.
@idontcare6736
@idontcare6736 5 жыл бұрын
*discrete
@plinkthenecrobird8851
@plinkthenecrobird8851 4 жыл бұрын
“I am a work in progress, god is still figuring me out” exudes an aura of raw power.
@pricklyplant
@pricklyplant 4 жыл бұрын
But the Boy Mayor of Second Life!
@matthewb898
@matthewb898 4 жыл бұрын
6 discrete dorsal fins
@ZorrroUK
@ZorrroUK 8 жыл бұрын
The 30 seconds of "uh oh! Oh no! Oopsie daisy! Uh oh!" just killed me
@beezorn481
@beezorn481 7 жыл бұрын
op--oh. oh-oh. oh-oh. oh. wuh--uhhh, uh-uh--uhHhHH UHH UH-OH. uUH-OH--uh-hahAHA oh uAH. HA. UH-OH. WHOOPS. OH NO. OOPS. OH NO UH-OH. UH-OH. UH-OH. UH-OH. OH NO WHOOPS. OOPS. OOPS-A-DAISY. oh no--UH-OH. uhHUH OOPS. OH NO. /OH/ NO. OOPS. OOPS-A-DAISY. put tHIS ONE back in the OVEN! he needs time to cOOK!! oh, whoops-a-dOODLE. YiKeS.
@rhyshonson-snedden4755
@rhyshonson-snedden4755 7 жыл бұрын
ZorrroUK Ooooh Whoopsie doodle
@localfoolthecreature
@localfoolthecreature 7 жыл бұрын
Ooh, oh, uuuh, woopsie daisy, woops, uh oh, oh no, woah, uh oh, oh no, oops I’ve daisy, oh... You get the idea
@kattekastill2015
@kattekastill2015 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@calciummother
@calciummother 6 жыл бұрын
For us! *raises glass* 7:53
@nopeidonthaveaname8775
@nopeidonthaveaname8775 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna make his face look like an asterisk!" Griffin... you did not fail.
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 5 жыл бұрын
nope idonthaveaname Well he already looked like an astrik before
@coreo881
@coreo881 8 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna make his head look like an asterisk." Lost. My. Mind. This is it. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
@sepiasmith5065
@sepiasmith5065 6 жыл бұрын
the flat way he said it too 😂
@gormster
@gormster 3 жыл бұрын
19:40 you’re welcome
@fetterkeks2796
@fetterkeks2796 2 жыл бұрын
Also I can't believe how he was just 100 percent spot on with it
@daddyshortlegs908
@daddyshortlegs908 8 жыл бұрын
Benedict Cumberbatch is really in everything these days.
@literalruleslawyer
@literalruleslawyer 5 жыл бұрын
I think up you mean bandysnoot crumpypatch
@magicman9218
@magicman9218 5 жыл бұрын
Beneficial Cucumber?
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 5 жыл бұрын
Burnadong Cimbersnatch?
@jackdaw6095
@jackdaw6095 5 жыл бұрын
Humblebun tomercatch?
@ibreathefiction
@ibreathefiction 4 жыл бұрын
Benadryl CabagePatch?
@aluckychance2
@aluckychance2 9 жыл бұрын
It is known as the Shepard, but words are insufficient. Those who look perish or go mad. I sense it behind me, daring me to turn my head, to behold Hell. Its chin digs into my collarbone.
@StreamFriends
@StreamFriends 9 жыл бұрын
Chance Chapman LAUGHED REALLY HARD AT THIS
@PumpChili
@PumpChili 9 жыл бұрын
Chance Chapman This is great. What's the original from?
@aluckychance2
@aluckychance2 9 жыл бұрын
Gabe G. That really hurts, Gabe.
@Slateproc
@Slateproc 9 жыл бұрын
You broke my sides before the video even started 10/10
@amethyststorm1583
@amethyststorm1583 6 жыл бұрын
Ok, you should be a writer.
@damesfordays892
@damesfordays892 8 жыл бұрын
As a cosplayer who has done a Commander Shepard before, I believe it is now my duty to recreate this wonderful spawn of satan himself to the best of my abilities.
@Jasmine-mh3kf
@Jasmine-mh3kf 7 жыл бұрын
Noelle Pope-George good luck, my dude
@nostrobothnia
@nostrobothnia 7 жыл бұрын
+Noelle Pope-George Oh god please do
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 7 жыл бұрын
5 months so far. How's that little project going?
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 7 жыл бұрын
There is not enough latex and paper-maché in the world.
@plutototoh
@plutototoh 6 жыл бұрын
How's that project going? Don't let the dream die
@philipsalama8083
@philipsalama8083 7 жыл бұрын
Oh God, the idea that Truck was born a normal man and awoke to find himself as that...thing is horrific.
@yo_itsjordy9606
@yo_itsjordy9606 4 жыл бұрын
"The Metamorphosis" by franz kafka, featuring Truck Shepherd
@KerbalRocketry
@KerbalRocketry 8 жыл бұрын
"OH BAZINGA" - Griffin McElroy Forbes Thirty under Thirty
@feelthejoy
@feelthejoy 6 жыл бұрын
Saimons Media Luminary
@henrybechtel3644
@henrybechtel3644 6 жыл бұрын
Before the Forbes people came and took it away
@spencykings3182
@spencykings3182 4 жыл бұрын
yo i completely fucking forgot he made 30 under 30 that's goddamn wild put in the context of what he ever does
@ElvisFerbeyre
@ElvisFerbeyre 8 жыл бұрын
''if H.P Lovecraft saw this right now, he'd shit his pants to death'' LOL LOL LOL
@Ends_Of_Invention
@Ends_Of_Invention 7 жыл бұрын
It's 2017 and the reactions to Truck are still some of my favourite MF moments: Pelican Truck: "His kissing days are over, he's a pelican now!" Swordface Truck: "I have no jokes, he's a shame of god!" Shoe-measurer pigface Truck: "I HATE him more than any other creation" Big-head giant-eyelid Truck: "Holy...holy SHIT! His head! It's the letter L!" Model-ship-head Truck: "Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy Shiiit. I thought- Holy... holy shit! HOLY SHIT. Ho-ho-ho--oly HOLY SHIT. Holy shit!" Giant-head Truck II: "Wh... what??" HP Lovecraft Truck: "It looks like Stephen King's dick exploded."
@Alizudo
@Alizudo 4 жыл бұрын
Underappreciated comment
@averyvonfrank3282
@averyvonfrank3282 4 жыл бұрын
It's 2020 and these are still the best.
@Alexandr.ine2005
@Alexandr.ine2005 4 жыл бұрын
Giant head truck: “p...please love truck?”
@artemisfowldragon
@artemisfowldragon 2 жыл бұрын
Dont forget “you’re gonna have to burn your computer!”
@averyvonfrank3282
@averyvonfrank3282 2 жыл бұрын
ew one of my old comments from before i turned off autocaps gross
@elebexm415
@elebexm415 5 жыл бұрын
'They're gonna find me in the morning under a dreamcatcher' is an EXTREMELY metal line and you cannot tell me otherwise
@sunglassesduck2984
@sunglassesduck2984 8 жыл бұрын
Truck Shepard looks like he went in a teleporter with a box of knives at the end
@Spenstarr
@Spenstarr 7 жыл бұрын
Doge Greatness knife dad fucked him up
@SpectrumHazard
@SpectrumHazard 9 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even drink myself into a stupor while watching this video. Whiskey literally came out of my nose. It hurts, really bad.
@adamb89
@adamb89 8 жыл бұрын
+Richard Rominger Yeah I shot whiskey out of my nose too. It was even more disturbing because I was drinking water at the time.
@WhiteMaskAlysa
@WhiteMaskAlysa 8 жыл бұрын
+Adam Berry oh god... what have they done?!
@averyunsuspiciousindividual868
@averyunsuspiciousindividual868 7 жыл бұрын
I WAS JUST ENJOYING SOME SPECIAL LIFE BAGS.
@TheFlipsta97
@TheFlipsta97 7 жыл бұрын
Unyielding Existentialism Try watching this whilst in a drunken stupour. I have vomited from laughing, twice. I have now seen it both drunk and sober and have to say it's more entertaining whilst drunk.
@calciummother
@calciummother 4 жыл бұрын
Truck says; NO ALCOHOL
@teejaykaye
@teejaykaye 7 жыл бұрын
if final Pam was the forgotten horseman of the apocalypse... could it be that Truck IS the apocalypse? could he be the promised reckoning, the true unknowable horror to which Final Pam is only the righteous herald? will the world be rent asunder by seven pterodactyls and the ghost of a Capri sun???
@megangallagher3905
@megangallagher3905 6 жыл бұрын
"I saw seven pterodactyls"
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 5 жыл бұрын
Teejay Kaye “On the back of seven pterodactyls, The Shepard will arrive. His face the literal embodiment of the apocalypse and all who gaze upon it will vanish from existence, because if he is human what are you?” Passage from the MF Wrestlemania Guide - Scripture 4:20 of the Chapter Martyr Slimeburger
@mvwinf
@mvwinf 5 жыл бұрын
Megan Gallagher s t o p
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 5 жыл бұрын
Madi T H E S H E P A R D C O M E T H
@martynadobro
@martynadobro 5 жыл бұрын
he's the horse
@maweekuh5115
@maweekuh5115 8 жыл бұрын
the full minute filled with various inflections of "uh oh" at like 7:50 had me fucking dying
@moosekilzer8690
@moosekilzer8690 3 жыл бұрын
It’s still one of my favorite moments of... anything, really. Pure gold
@dogomancer
@dogomancer 7 жыл бұрын
"If you are human, then what is he?" I'm dying. These monster boys have killed me.
@Pandatege
@Pandatege 8 жыл бұрын
truck's chin is lethal throughout at least half the video
@cnmnnaturalist
@cnmnnaturalist 7 жыл бұрын
I want the "Oh no" segment to be my ringtone.
@genevievem4812
@genevievem4812 5 жыл бұрын
thank you for this idea because I've done it and I'm just so pleased
@taakotuesdays
@taakotuesdays 4 жыл бұрын
I should do this bc that's exactly how I feel whenever my phone rings
@brookebleazard73
@brookebleazard73 8 жыл бұрын
The worst angles on the late-stage Trucks are the ones where you can kind of work out how his face has got to how it is, like 19:19 he looks like hes that documentary show "seconds from disaster" but the disaster has been happening for 19 minutes and also instead of a plane crash its a guys face
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 5 жыл бұрын
That is perhaps one of the best insults/summaries I've ever heard and I would absolutely love to include it in anything and everything I ever create from now on forever with your permission
@percymcplop
@percymcplop 3 жыл бұрын
This is maybe the most underrated comment I've ever read
@jjju3
@jjju3 7 жыл бұрын
_i have no jokes, he's a shame of god_
@confetti_kisses427
@confetti_kisses427 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD you're everywhere 😹
@SeventhEve
@SeventhEve 9 жыл бұрын
He's got a face only a MoMA could love.
@camiart_casual
@camiart_casual 7 жыл бұрын
ohhhhhhh that is clever everyone else go home :'D
@kmlac6596
@kmlac6596 5 жыл бұрын
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
@SailorDoom21
@SailorDoom21 5 жыл бұрын
“Jason meets you and immediately winks out of existence because if you’re human what is he” 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
@allmyfriendsband
@allmyfriendsband 9 жыл бұрын
Monster Factory is the best series on the whole internet
@Stringbean1138
@Stringbean1138 9 жыл бұрын
All My Friends I can't wait for Fallout 4's episode
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 7 жыл бұрын
...It was mesmerizing.
@huffgladtem7751
@huffgladtem7751 5 жыл бұрын
All My Friends have you seen the adventure zone ever
@helloimellieful
@helloimellieful 3 жыл бұрын
Hence why I can't stop rewatching just waiting and praying for new ones.
@helloimellieful
@helloimellieful 3 жыл бұрын
@@huffgladtem7751 this also a very good argument though
@peterbyrne5004
@peterbyrne5004 2 жыл бұрын
As funny as things get once they start hacking into the Matrix, Justin describing their original vanilla creation with "There is a reality in which this guy is the lead guy in Mass Effect" still cracks me up every time. Like, imagine EVERY stubble-bearded-scowling-white-guy video game protagonist suddenly being replaced by some version of Truck Shepard. Imagine Truck as Joel in The Last of Us.
@bonkusbot
@bonkusbot 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Truck as Guy Fieri in LTTP. Broken.
@Gigas0101
@Gigas0101 9 жыл бұрын
The absolute ZEAL when you say "His kissing days are over!"
@msp654
@msp654 8 жыл бұрын
"No time for romance- I'm still trying to figure out how my face works!" Truck Shepard, aromantic representation we never knew we needed!
@steampunk-llama
@steampunk-llama 5 жыл бұрын
What an icon
@thereseclairecreates
@thereseclairecreates 9 жыл бұрын
13:57 JACOOOOOB. I CAN'T BREATHE. SEND HELP.
@thekeeperofmemes8066
@thekeeperofmemes8066 5 жыл бұрын
The part where griffin said “whoops, uh oh whoops” for an entire 1 minute 7:53 to 8:27
@copelandcory
@copelandcory 9 жыл бұрын
Am I laughing because this is funny or because inside I'm as broken as the monsters they create.
@MrDdeded
@MrDdeded 9 жыл бұрын
Ok Jaden Smith
@Slateproc
@Slateproc 9 жыл бұрын
BOTH! [maniacal cackling]
@Abdega
@Abdega 7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Hyperfoxeye
@Hyperfoxeye 7 жыл бұрын
Cory Copeland its because you suffer from edgyitis
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 7 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing a perfect 50/50.
@chattychatotchannel
@chattychatotchannel 7 жыл бұрын
When I heard I taste with my skin it reminded me of catfish as they have tastebuds all over their body. Do you think Truck would befriend a space catfish in an ideal world and bond over their tasting skin?
@plushs
@plushs 6 жыл бұрын
I love this idea so much
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone interested in my Truck Shepard X catfish slashfic?
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 5 жыл бұрын
Ezekiel Martin I need to see this jelly
@sand__witch
@sand__witch 5 жыл бұрын
@@ezekielmartin4323 please drop the link
@UndeadGary
@UndeadGary 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just picturing truck consuming all beverages by pouring it over his face like an athlete or a model in a photo shoot. Becomes weirder with food when he just starts rubbing mash potatoes all over his body.
@n8_.
@n8_. 9 жыл бұрын
At the start of the video I pitied Truck. Now I pity us all.
@carolinemckee7009
@carolinemckee7009 4 жыл бұрын
A while ago, a buddy of mine and I showed this to a friend of our's who is a Computer Science major. This video was funny before, but I can not describe the how joyous it was showing this to someone who actually understand coding and programming. The amount of times he screamed "you can't just change a value that much! They're going to break EVERYTHING!" had me rolling. If you have the chance, show this episode to anyone who understands computers, programming, or coding, and I swear it will be amazing.
@Fab4Sunrises
@Fab4Sunrises 8 жыл бұрын
I have never known true fear until this very moment. Final Truck is an abomination against God and Man. The unholy, unknowable spawn of a sailboat and an asterisk. This is what Steven King's IT has nightmares about. I am deeply, deeply horrified.
@zeph769
@zeph769 6 жыл бұрын
Is Final Truck the fusion of Final Pam and Truck? The ultimate culmination of power?
@mysouptoocold1656
@mysouptoocold1656 6 жыл бұрын
I disagree. It's more of a HP lovecraft horror
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 5 жыл бұрын
Zephyr Nepres *NO*
@shinydino
@shinydino 4 жыл бұрын
Zephyr Nepres We do not speak of the Old One.
@Yzarro
@Yzarro 8 жыл бұрын
Somebody call the SCP Foundation
@landfilllady7484
@landfilllady7484 6 жыл бұрын
oh, they've been notified. you think truck hasn't killed an MTF force or two in his time?
@agentvix0790
@agentvix0790 6 жыл бұрын
They need to send Mtf Alpha 1 to contain this
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 5 жыл бұрын
Ncsjj07 -0 Naw, they’ll probably leave some caprisuns out for him
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
I have to side with the GOC on this one. For the safety of all, truck Shepherd must be demolished
@yozzzeh
@yozzzeh 9 жыл бұрын
truck totally just went parasyte
@Snaappy
@Snaappy 9 жыл бұрын
+Yozeh Sempie truck, handle the defense,
@Leet-iz2fz
@Leet-iz2fz 8 жыл бұрын
No. He would make even Parasytes vomit.
@wazappoful
@wazappoful 8 жыл бұрын
Are you really Truck Shepard?
@meatcomputers
@meatcomputers 8 жыл бұрын
the amount of fear I feel is unknowable
@geneticTechnician
@geneticTechnician 8 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever laughed for 15 minutes straight before. This is magical.
@intheraeyne
@intheraeyne 8 жыл бұрын
Dude... The Final Pam xD. Fuck. I laughed so much I almost threw up.
@margaret6839
@margaret6839 6 жыл бұрын
JACOB
@ibreathefiction
@ibreathefiction 4 жыл бұрын
I would only just start to cat h my breath again before another version of Truck would spawn to life and send me I to another fit of laughter
@doginasuit3255
@doginasuit3255 3 жыл бұрын
Be warned, if you chose to drink any liquid while watching monster factory, some and/or all of it will end up in your lungs/nose
@20firebird
@20firebird 8 жыл бұрын
these are laughs of fear
@pdlbean
@pdlbean 4 жыл бұрын
"I'd take Swordface on a nice taco date before I'd waste a second with Pig-Man. I hate him." One of my all time favorite Monster Factory quotes.
@Yinspirit
@Yinspirit 8 жыл бұрын
TMI warning: At "Please love Truck" I started laughing so hard I threw up. No, really.
@selenefrost6267
@selenefrost6267 8 жыл бұрын
"we laugh at monster factory because we are scared not to" - me 2016
@DougCL781
@DougCL781 9 жыл бұрын
im gonna be honest with you. this is a lot to deal with right after dinner, boys.
@viv6700
@viv6700 5 жыл бұрын
10:17 i love how Justin got so hateful it pulled out the west virginian accent in him :,)
@Zombrigit
@Zombrigit 8 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard at something in my life. Holy shit, I had to pause several times just so I could breathe again, I'm still fucking wheezing.
@isabellefleszar5851
@isabellefleszar5851 5 жыл бұрын
"He's got a face you could tie a boat too." *cherry coke sprays from my nose*
@PsychicRadroach
@PsychicRadroach 8 жыл бұрын
Can I just say? At 10:30 he went from Truck Shepard to Duck Shepard.
@duckmiller3742
@duckmiller3742 Жыл бұрын
Commenting on this 8 year old video bc I’m finally playing the mass effect games for myself and cannot take poor Jacob seriously bc every time he’s in frame I just hear Truck’s “JACOOOOB” haunting me, what a beautiful legacy
@latrodectahespara2728
@latrodectahespara2728 Жыл бұрын
Exact same thing happened to me when I started playing these games over the past two weeks, haha. JACOOOOBBB...
@kaiserkold3584
@kaiserkold3584 11 ай бұрын
JACOB! *OMNOMNOMNOM*
@MissAnachronista
@MissAnachronista 8 жыл бұрын
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzche, 'On Truck Shepard'
@stepharoth
@stepharoth 5 жыл бұрын
"Ahh, I see you're drinking out of a cup..... I have never done that." IM GONNA THROW UP FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
@coolguyrye
@coolguyrye 5 жыл бұрын
This episode literally gave me nightmares. I had a dream I died by having my body dissolved, and some team of scientists "rebuilt" me I guess and while I was regrowing all my molecules, my face looked JUST like the last Truck Shepard in this vid. It was horrible.
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
I feel terrible for laughing about this but my God it's funny
@coolguyrye
@coolguyrye 3 жыл бұрын
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Hahahaha don’t feel bad! Looking back, it’s pretty funny 😂
@gideongivesharrowboners
@gideongivesharrowboners Жыл бұрын
"We can rebuild them. We have the technology." "Oh christ not like that"
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын
@@coolguyrye this is still one of my favorite comments on any video
@Em-td4kc
@Em-td4kc 4 жыл бұрын
"No time for romance I'm still trying to figure out how my face works." at 16:57 My entire love life explained in one sentence.
@Sunksi
@Sunksi 8 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck did i drink during the cup part
@manlypowers9967
@manlypowers9967 8 жыл бұрын
How long did it take to get your monitor clean again? ;)
@videobob92
@videobob92 7 жыл бұрын
Sunksi at least you were drinking from a cup and not from a special life punch bag
@Abdega
@Abdega 7 жыл бұрын
Sunksi I see you're drinking from a cup… I've never done that…
@CrestfallenLizard
@CrestfallenLizard 2 жыл бұрын
wish i could re-experience the unbridled joy i had the first time i watched this.
@20firebird
@20firebird 8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS A PARADE OF DEMONS
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 5 жыл бұрын
20firebird THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!
@rollertoasteur
@rollertoasteur 6 жыл бұрын
“Tell me another story about the Shepard” “Well this one time his whole face exploded”
@djcatilian3497
@djcatilian3497 8 жыл бұрын
I am legitimately sobbing with laughter this is so horrifying please never stop making Monster Factory
@yakithekaki2769
@yakithekaki2769 6 жыл бұрын
searching for "truck shepard" . giving results for: "the crimson chin"
@no1janembafan
@no1janembafan 8 жыл бұрын
13:32, I dont know about anyone else, but this is my favorite Truck
@no1janembafan
@no1janembafan 8 жыл бұрын
I changed my mind 20:34 is better
@13sampepper
@13sampepper 5 жыл бұрын
“I have no jokes, he’s a shame of God” is such a POWERFUL line
@AoiYukinoMisharu
@AoiYukinoMisharu 8 жыл бұрын
The version of Truck Shepard at 10:10 "UH... Miss Lawson, I THINK someone accidentally dropped some platypus DNA in him."
@dancinginfernal
@dancinginfernal 8 жыл бұрын
"I HATE HIM."
@webbmerriam6984
@webbmerriam6984 5 жыл бұрын
2:52 I love the sinc of the lips moving and the breath in, it makes it sound like Shepard's just sick of their shenanigans.
@bubblegumm5483
@bubblegumm5483 9 жыл бұрын
The last iteration looks a lot like Jar-Jar when viewed straight-on. Also, I literally cried from laughing at this video, so gg.
@calcifer6142
@calcifer6142 4 жыл бұрын
The way Griffin excitedly clicks from face bone to face bone changing numbers is chaos at its utmost power
@Dinjur
@Dinjur 7 жыл бұрын
"Shepard we're having some sort of....communication error."
@Leet-iz2fz
@Leet-iz2fz 8 жыл бұрын
Organism Truck Shepard complex. Physical form always changing. Random, spontaneous, unpredictable. Sequences appear Terran, yet incomprehensible. Undesirable. Recommend immediate destruction of organism Truck Shepard. First person to correctly guess the reference wins a cookie.
@dodobird679
@dodobird679 8 жыл бұрын
abathur from heart of the swarm?
@Leet-iz2fz
@Leet-iz2fz 8 жыл бұрын
dodo bird Extinct creature is well-informed. Strands useful for intelligence. Cookie lure deployed.
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 7 ай бұрын
SCP Foundation?
@lexikennedy7178
@lexikennedy7178 3 жыл бұрын
*looks at Pelican Shepherd* “too upsetting too fast, we need to tone it down” they then proceed to make it more upsetting with each mutilation
@NamedForANightmare
@NamedForANightmare Жыл бұрын
This, weirdly, is my comfort video. If I'm having a crappy day, this is it.
@Spoocecow
@Spoocecow 9 жыл бұрын
Uh oh! Whoops! Whoops! Uh oh! Uh oh!
@DasSimplish
@DasSimplish 8 жыл бұрын
He looks like something out of Beetlejuice's afterlife waiting room. At like... any point.
@memecarrot7409
@memecarrot7409 6 жыл бұрын
he kinda looked like one of the clown minigames you have to throw balls into when they first started destroying his bone structure
@pluto1906
@pluto1906 3 жыл бұрын
he looked like a slide with no end
@JohnGottschalk
@JohnGottschalk 9 жыл бұрын
Griffin and Justin you guys are the only reason I come to Polygon. Never stop being.
@havokshere
@havokshere 6 жыл бұрын
"He looks like seven pterodactyls." I am legit crying right now, this is too much omg
@juanjuri6127
@juanjuri6127 8 жыл бұрын
8:31 is, to this day, one of my favorite McElroy quotes of all time
@TheLangenator
@TheLangenator 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite is definitely 7:53 - 8:22
@Hyspellman
@Hyspellman Жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever rewatched a moment in a KZbin video more times than I have the interaction at 13:50 - 14:25. I physically cannot stop myself
@WakeEternal
@WakeEternal 9 жыл бұрын
the first swordface was ugly and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.... but then oh no...oh no
@idontcare6736
@idontcare6736 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no, uh-oh, whoops, whoops, oh no, ohhh no
@EariosRandomness
@EariosRandomness 7 жыл бұрын
EXISTENCE IS PAIN FOR A SHEPARD, JACOB
@theotherauthor740
@theotherauthor740 8 жыл бұрын
"it looks like wes craven took a dump into a box fan" i'm actually crying omfg
@thenebulasystem8251
@thenebulasystem8251 8 жыл бұрын
I taste with my skin... How do you taste? GGLMMUGSLUPR
@maevedelacy2137
@maevedelacy2137 8 жыл бұрын
15:47 is the embodiment of the phrase "Ooga chaka."
@maevedelacy2137
@maevedelacy2137 8 жыл бұрын
Also, 4:15 is a perfect replica of Tom Hardy.
@RomeoCo
@RomeoCo 8 жыл бұрын
I just want to thank you two for bringing joy back into my life. This is truly something magical.
@MagicSwordKing
@MagicSwordKing 9 жыл бұрын
Upon beholding Truck Shepard I screamed "WHAT THE FUCK" precisely seventeen times in a row. As the angles broke through the crumbling walls of my mind I knew, that all humans whom I had seen before, they were the monsters. And Truck, Truck was the only being created in God's image. At first lol was wrong, but now, all is right for I have become Truckkind, and seek to spread his many-angled glory through these grotesquely ordered cosmos.
@Panzer_the_Merganser
@Panzer_the_Merganser 8 жыл бұрын
6:50 it's Ash after he grabbed the wrong Necronomicon
@betaprotocol
@betaprotocol 9 жыл бұрын
His face is a mountain of madness all its own.
@TheGazingHeart
@TheGazingHeart 7 жыл бұрын
i had to skip the kissy noises bit bc my dog was looking at me with a sort of "why do you torment me" expression
@hotsaucetheboss9849
@hotsaucetheboss9849 8 жыл бұрын
15:16 you just created the first human anglerfish
@sicksalt7765
@sicksalt7765 6 жыл бұрын
6:12 Griffin's excitement gives me life.
@Furiousa96
@Furiousa96 8 жыл бұрын
Every time i watch one these guys' videos i'm laughing so hard it hurts.
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