Monster Factory: Exploding Shepard's Face Bones in Mass Effect 2

Justin and Griffin rebuild Commander Truck Shepard into something non-human and non-killable when they take Mass Effect 2 into the Monster Factory.
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[@spicyjuniormint]

I'm convinced that what you have done to this man qualifies as a war crime.

[@idontcare6736]

It’s a war crime because the Monster Factory is engaged in total war against humanity, videogames, and middle sliders

[@Lightforeverandever]

Well see the bright side hes alive

[@ezekielmartin4323]

@GentleBreeze _But. Should. He. Be._

[@leahschrum2461]

i think this can be filed under 'cruel or unusual punishment'

[@artemisfowldragon]

The complexity of the dream catcher will dictate the severity of their crimes

[@zoetherebel]

"I have no jokes, he's a shame of God." Why does Justin have the most powerful lines of all time?

[@redblue6468]

Justin is a god, and you dare question him?

[@dildonius]

He's a verboseboi. He's good at the prose, while Griffin specializes in bizarre gibberish and off-the-cuff reactions like "GUMPY" and "CHAAWMP!" And Travis? Trav's the Wild Card, baby! Look at them nails. BIG Wild Card energy.

[@noyamanu1242]

8:32

[@percymcplop]

@@dildonius this is the most McElroy comment on a comment on the McElroys I have ever seen

[@Silverwind87]

"That's a funny trick to play on God!"

[@allisonbilbey1948]

“I don’t think Mass Effect is a good candidate for monster factory” *ends up making one of the best monsters they’ve ever made*

[@555Soupy555]

It's not a good candidate It's a great one

[@felixjean768]

"if you're human, what is he?" is so underrated.. like that's on "i will face god and walk backwards into hell" tier of quotes imo

[@taakotuesdays]

“That’s a funny trick to play on god”

[@asbestosfish_]

Felix Jean “I turned into a cat, my birthday changed and I stopped believing in God.”

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

@@taakotuesdays "That's a good point, Griffin. I guess I've never blamed God for rats before."

[@dddeergirl]

im very late but can i get a timestamp please i cant find it

[@SeymourDisapproves]

"That's a face you could tie a boat to" is also very powerful

[@hetalianalbio585]

"HIS KISSING DAYS ARE OVER, HE'S A PELICAN NOW"

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

That reveal was simply jaw-dropping

[@cambecambe3199]

TabbyclawProductions oh i love you

[@joshporter5205]

A Gashapolican!

[@Marlee509]

“I am a work in progress. God’s still figuring me out.” I’m in tears. This is the cure for almost anything that ails you.

[@cometgravity]

i genuinely comfort myself with this line sometimes lmaooo

[@kipps9755]

@@cometgravity kkmmkmm mmmmlmmmimmmmmmmm mmmm llllllulll lkkuuu u uumuuuuuu umyuuu uuu m ukm uumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@jougjimmadome]

@@cometgravity [[[[

[@Reaverbro]

I honestly think this is the funniest Monster Factory, and the way Griffin delivers the line "Thirty Two Discreet Face Bones" is enough to justify that.

[@idontcare6736]

*discrete

[@plinkthenecrobird8851]

“I am a work in progress, god is still figuring me out” exudes an aura of raw power.

[@pricklyplant]

But the Boy Mayor of Second Life!

[@matthewb898]

6 discrete dorsal fins

[@Ethan-yk3hi]

I think Justin’s “Jacob sees you and immediately winks out of existence, because if you’re human, what is he?” takes the cake.

[@Spenstarr]

This is the scariest one to lull ones self to sleep. You're drifting into unconsciousness and then, "JACOB"

[@memelord9416]

*ungodly yammering* "JAY-COBB!"

[@harry9766]

good to know someone else sleeps to monster factory

[@Bloodletter8]

JAY COBB BLEBLEBBLOOBLABLABLABLEBLEHH

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@Bloodletter8 DOYABULABULABABAB

[@SquawkMonk]

I also go to sleep to monster factory. Crazy

[@coreo881]

"I'm gonna make his head look like an asterisk." Lost. My. Mind. This is it. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@sepiasmith5065]

the flat way he said it too 😂

[@gormster]

19:40 you’re welcome

[@fetterkeks2796]

Also I can't believe how he was just 100 percent spot on with it

[@ThePhobicSuperior]

"Helps you navigate from his chin to his mouth." Little did Justin know that that would very soon become a legitimate concern.

[@moongem4489]

I love when Justin laughs so hard he sounds like he's sobbing.

[@rosethorn1461]

I love when Justin laughs so hard he can’t form cohesive sentences, just loud wheezing.

[@damesfordays892]

As a cosplayer who has done a Commander Shepard before, I believe it is now my duty to recreate this wonderful spawn of satan himself to the best of my abilities.

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

Noelle Pope-George good luck, my dude

[@nostrobothnia]

+Noelle Pope-George Oh god please do

[@glumbortango7182]

5 months so far. How's that little project going?

[@Ajehy]

There is not enough latex and paper-maché in the world.

[@plutototoh]

How's that project going? Don't let the dream die

[@aluckychance2]

It is known as the Shepard, but words are insufficient. Those who look perish or go mad. I sense it behind me, daring me to turn my head, to behold Hell. Its chin digs into my collarbone.

[@StreamFriends]

Chance Chapman LAUGHED REALLY HARD AT THIS

[@PumpChili]

Chance Chapman This is great. What's the original from?

[@aluckychance2]

Gabe G. That really hurts, Gabe.

[@Slateproc]

You broke my sides before the video even started 10/10

[@amethyststorm1583]

Ok, you should be a writer.

[@saucewizard69]

"he looks like seven pterodactyls"

[@PrinceFlashmo]

Seymour O "He's got a face you could tie a boat to!"

[@4ll3sb4n4n3]

or like Jar Jar Binks

[@taakotuesdays]

Clara Li LMFAOOOOOOO

[@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange]

such a powerful sentence

[@s.r.s.362]

i saw seven pterodactyls

[@bakerstintheTARDIS]

insane that this episode is so fucking good and they never get out of the tutorial area

[@nopeidonthaveaname8775]

"I'm gonna make his face look like an asterisk!" Griffin... you did not fail.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

nope idonthaveaname Well he already looked like an astrik before

[@philipsalama8083]

Oh God, the idea that Truck was born a normal man and awoke to find himself as that...thing is horrific.

[@yo_itsjordy9606]

"The Metamorphosis" by franz kafka, featuring Truck Shepherd

[@ZorrroUK]

The 30 seconds of "uh oh! Oh no! Oopsie daisy! Uh oh!" just killed me

[@beezorn481]

op--oh. oh-oh. oh-oh. oh. wuh--uhhh, uh-uh--uhHhHH UHH UH-OH. uUH-OH--uh-hahAHA oh uAH. HA. UH-OH. WHOOPS. OH NO. OOPS. OH NO UH-OH. UH-OH. UH-OH. UH-OH. OH NO WHOOPS. OOPS. OOPS-A-DAISY. oh no--UH-OH. uhHUH OOPS. OH NO. /OH/ NO. OOPS. OOPS-A-DAISY. put tHIS ONE back in the OVEN! he needs time to cOOK!! oh, whoops-a-dOODLE. YiKeS.

[@rhyshonson-snedden4755]

ZorrroUK Ooooh Whoopsie doodle

[@localfoolthecreature]

Ooh, oh, uuuh, woopsie daisy, woops, uh oh, oh no, woah, uh oh, oh no, oops I’ve daisy, oh... You get the idea

[@kattekastill2015]

Same

[@calciummother]

For us! *raises glass* 7:53

[@daddyshortlegs908]

Benedict Cumberbatch is really in everything these days.

[@literalruleslawyer]

I think up you mean bandysnoot crumpypatch

[@magicman9218]

Beneficial Cucumber?

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Burnadong Cimbersnatch?

[@jackdaw6095]

Humblebun tomercatch?

[@ibreathefiction]

Benadryl CabagePatch?

[@peterbyrne5004]

As funny as things get once they start hacking into the Matrix, Justin describing their original vanilla creation with "There is a reality in which this guy is the lead guy in Mass Effect" still cracks me up every time. Like, imagine EVERY stubble-bearded-scowling-white-guy video game protagonist suddenly being replaced by some version of Truck Shepard. Imagine Truck as Joel in The Last of Us.

[@bonkusbot]

Imagine Truck as Guy Fieri in LTTP. Broken.

[@SpectrumHazard]

I couldn't even drink myself into a stupor while watching this video. Whiskey literally came out of my nose. It hurts, really bad.

[@adamb89]

+Richard Rominger Yeah I shot whiskey out of my nose too. It was even more disturbing because I was drinking water at the time.

[@dragonviper7925]

+Adam Berry oh god... what have they done?!

[@averyunsuspiciousindividual868]

I WAS JUST ENJOYING SOME SPECIAL LIFE BAGS.

[@TheFlipsta97]

Unyielding Existentialism Try watching this whilst in a drunken stupour. I have vomited from laughing, twice. I have now seen it both drunk and sober and have to say it's more entertaining whilst drunk.

[@calciummother]

Truck says; NO ALCOHOL

[@KerbalRocketry]

"OH BAZINGA" - Griffin McElroy Forbes Thirty under Thirty

[@feelthejoy]

Saimons Media Luminary

[@henrybechtel3644]

Before the Forbes people came and took it away

[@spencykings3182]

yo i completely fucking forgot he made 30 under 30 that's goddamn wild put in the context of what he ever does

[@Ends_Of_Invention]

It's 2017 and the reactions to Truck are still some of my favourite MF moments: Pelican Truck: "His kissing days are over, he's a pelican now!" Swordface Truck: "I have no jokes, he's a shame of god!" Shoe-measurer pigface Truck: "I HATE him more than any other creation" Big-head giant-eyelid Truck: "Holy...holy SHIT! His head! It's the letter L!" Model-ship-head Truck: "Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy Shiiit. I thought- Holy... holy shit! HOLY SHIT. Ho-ho-ho--oly HOLY SHIT. Holy shit!" Giant-head Truck II: "Wh... what??" HP Lovecraft Truck: "It looks like Stephen King's dick exploded."

[@Alizudo]

Underappreciated comment

[@averyvonfrank3282]

It's 2020 and these are still the best.

[@Alexandr.ine2005]

Giant head truck: “p...please love truck?”

[@artemisfowldragon]

Dont forget “you’re gonna have to burn your computer!”

[@averyvonfrank3282]

ew one of my old comments from before i turned off autocaps gross

[@teejaykaye4357]

if final Pam was the forgotten horseman of the apocalypse... could it be that Truck IS the apocalypse? could he be the promised reckoning, the true unknowable horror to which Final Pam is only the righteous herald? will the world be rent asunder by seven pterodactyls and the ghost of a Capri sun???

[@megangallagher3905]

"I saw seven pterodactyls"

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Teejay Kaye “On the back of seven pterodactyls, The Shepard will arrive. His face the literal embodiment of the apocalypse and all who gaze upon it will vanish from existence, because if he is human what are you?” Passage from the MF Wrestlemania Guide - Scripture 4:20 of the Chapter Martyr Slimeburger

[@mvwinf]

Megan Gallagher s t o p

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Madi T H E S H E P A R D C O M E T H

[@green_prase]

he's the horse

[@ElvisFerbeyre]

''if H.P Lovecraft saw this right now, he'd shit his pants to death'' LOL LOL LOL

[@maweekuh5115]

the full minute filled with various inflections of "uh oh" at like 7:50 had me fucking dying

[@moosekilzer8690]

It’s still one of my favorite moments of... anything, really. Pure gold

[@jjju3]

_i have no jokes, he's a shame of god_

[@confetti_kisses427]

Oh my GOD you're everywhere 😹

[@elebexm415]

'They're gonna find me in the morning under a dreamcatcher' is an EXTREMELY metal line and you cannot tell me otherwise

[@brookebleazard73]

The worst angles on the late-stage Trucks are the ones where you can kind of work out how his face has got to how it is, like 19:19 he looks like hes that documentary show "seconds from disaster" but the disaster has been happening for 19 minutes and also instead of a plane crash its a guys face

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

That is perhaps one of the best insults/summaries I've ever heard and I would absolutely love to include it in anything and everything I ever create from now on forever with your permission

[@percymcplop]

This is maybe the most underrated comment I've ever read

[@SeventhEve]

He's got a face only a MoMA could love.

[@theprideling]

ohhhhhhh that is clever everyone else go home :'D

[@kmlac6596]

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[@sunglassesduck2984]

Truck Shepard looks like he went in a teleporter with a box of knives at the end

[@Spenstarr]

Doge Greatness knife dad fucked him up

[@cnmnnaturalist]

I want the "Oh no" segment to be my ringtone.

[@genevievem4812]

thank you for this idea because I've done it and I'm just so pleased

[@taakotuesdays]

I should do this bc that's exactly how I feel whenever my phone rings

[@Pandatege]

truck's chin is lethal throughout at least half the video

[@copelandcory]

Am I laughing because this is funny or because inside I'm as broken as the monsters they create.

[@MrDdeded]

Ok Jaden Smith

[@Slateproc]

BOTH! [maniacal cackling]

[@Abdega]

Yes

[@Hyperfoxeye]

Cory Copeland its because you suffer from edgyitis

[@glumbortango7182]

I'm guessing a perfect 50/50.

[@dogomancer]

"If you are human, then what is he?" I'm dying. These monster boys have killed me.

[@SailorDoom21]

“Jason meets you and immediately winks out of existence because if you’re human what is he” 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@Gigas0101]

The absolute ZEAL when you say "His kissing days are over!"

[@allmyfriendsband]

Monster Factory is the best series on the whole internet

[@Stringbean1138]

All My Friends I can't wait for Fallout 4's episode

[@glumbortango7182]

...It was mesmerizing.

[@huffgladtem7751]

All My Friends have you seen the adventure zone ever

[@helloimellieful]

Hence why I can't stop rewatching just waiting and praying for new ones.

[@helloimellieful]

@@huffgladtem7751 this also a very good argument though

[@coolguyrye]

This episode literally gave me nightmares. I had a dream I died by having my body dissolved, and some team of scientists "rebuilt" me I guess and while I was regrowing all my molecules, my face looked JUST like the last Truck Shepard in this vid. It was horrible.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I feel terrible for laughing about this but my God it's funny

[@coolguyrye]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Hahahaha don’t feel bad! Looking back, it’s pretty funny 😂

[@gideongivesharrowboners]

"We can rebuild them. We have the technology." "Oh christ not like that"

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@coolguyrye this is still one of my favorite comments on any video

[@carolinemckee7009]

A while ago, a buddy of mine and I showed this to a friend of our's who is a Computer Science major. This video was funny before, but I can not describe the how joyous it was showing this to someone who actually understand coding and programming. The amount of times he screamed "you can't just change a value that much! They're going to break EVERYTHING!" had me rolling. If you have the chance, show this episode to anyone who understands computers, programming, or coding, and I swear it will be amazing.

[@thereseclairecreates]

13:57 JACOOOOOB. I CAN'T BREATHE. SEND HELP.

[@Fab4Sunrises]

I have never known true fear until this very moment. Final Truck is an abomination against God and Man. The unholy, unknowable spawn of a sailboat and an asterisk. This is what Steven King's IT has nightmares about. I am deeply, deeply horrified.

[@zeph769]

Is Final Truck the fusion of Final Pam and Truck? The ultimate culmination of power?

[@mysouptoocold1656]

I disagree. It's more of a HP lovecraft horror

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Zephyr Nepres *NO*

[@shinydino]

Zephyr Nepres We do not speak of the Old One.

[@thekeeperofmemes8066]

The part where griffin said “whoops, uh oh whoops” for an entire 1 minute 7:53 to 8:27

[@pdlbean]

"I'd take Swordface on a nice taco date before I'd waste a second with Pig-Man. I hate him." One of my all time favorite Monster Factory quotes.

[@Sunksi]

Why the fuck did i drink during the cup part

[@manlypowers9967]

How long did it take to get your monitor clean again? ;)

[@videobob92]

Sunksi at least you were drinking from a cup and not from a special life punch bag

[@Abdega]

Sunksi I see you're drinking from a cup… I've never done that…

[@n8_.]

At the start of the video I pitied Truck. Now I pity us all.

[@doginasuit3255]

Be warned, if you chose to drink any liquid while watching monster factory, some and/or all of it will end up in your lungs/nose

[@Yzarro]

Somebody call the SCP Foundation

[@landfilllady7484]

oh, they've been notified. you think truck hasn't killed an MTF force or two in his time?

[@agentvix0790]

They need to send Mtf Alpha 1 to contain this

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Ncsjj07 -0 Naw, they’ll probably leave some caprisuns out for him

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I have to side with the GOC on this one. For the safety of all, truck Shepherd must be demolished

[@20firebird]

these are laughs of fear

[@geneticTechnician]

I don't think I've ever laughed for 15 minutes straight before. This is magical.

[@RowanBuchananroabie]

Dude... The Final Pam xD. Fuck. I laughed so much I almost threw up.

[@margaret6839]

JACOB

[@ibreathefiction]

I would only just start to cat h my breath again before another version of Truck would spawn to life and send me I to another fit of laughter

[@chattychatotchannel]

When I heard I taste with my skin it reminded me of catfish as they have tastebuds all over their body. Do you think Truck would befriend a space catfish in an ideal world and bond over their tasting skin?

[@plushs]

I love this idea so much

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Anyone interested in my Truck Shepard X catfish slashfic?

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Ezekiel Martin I need to see this jelly

[@sand__witch]

@@ezekielmartin4323 please drop the link

[@UndeadGary]

I'm just picturing truck consuming all beverages by pouring it over his face like an athlete or a model in a photo shoot. Becomes weirder with food when he just starts rubbing mash potatoes all over his body.

[@msp654]

"No time for romance- I'm still trying to figure out how my face works!" Truck Shepard, aromantic representation we never knew we needed!

[@steampunk-llama]

What an icon

[@yozzzeh]

truck totally just went parasyte

[@Snaappy]

+Yozeh Sempie truck, handle the defense,

[@Leet-iz2fz]

No. He would make even Parasytes vomit.

[@wazappoful]

Are you really Truck Shepard?

[@Yinspirit]

TMI warning: At "Please love Truck" I started laughing so hard I threw up. No, really.

[@Em-td4kc]

"No time for romance I'm still trying to figure out how my face works." at 16:57 My entire love life explained in one sentence.

[@vizzy5764]

"Ahh, I see you're drinking out of a cup..... I have never done that." IM GONNA THROW UP FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD

[@DougCL781]

im gonna be honest with you. this is a lot to deal with right after dinner, boys.

[@selenefrost6267]

"we laugh at monster factory because we are scared not to" - me 2016

[@13sampepper]

“I have no jokes, he’s a shame of God” is such a POWERFUL line

[@viv6700]

10:17 i love how Justin got so hateful it pulled out the west virginian accent in him :,)

[@Zombrigit]

I haven't laughed so hard at something in my life. Holy shit, I had to pause several times just so I could breathe again, I'm still fucking wheezing.

[@Spoocecow]

Uh oh! Whoops! Whoops! Uh oh! Uh oh!

[@isabellefleszar5851]

"He's got a face you could tie a boat too." *cherry coke sprays from my nose*

[@yakithekaki2769]

searching for "truck shepard" . giving results for: "the crimson chin"

[@20firebird]

THIS IS A PARADE OF DEMONS

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

20firebird THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!

[@MissAnachronista]

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzche, 'On Truck Shepard'

[@meatcomputers]

the amount of fear I feel is unknowable

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

The version of Truck Shepard at 10:10 "UH... Miss Lawson, I THINK someone accidentally dropped some platypus DNA in him."

[@dancinginfernal]

"I HATE HIM."

[@PsychicRadroach]

Can I just say? At 10:30 he went from Truck Shepard to Duck Shepard.

[@DasSimplish]

He looks like something out of Beetlejuice's afterlife waiting room. At like... any point.

[@ectojerk6928]

Me: *takes a swig of water* "I SEE YOU'RE DRINKING FROM A CUP. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT." - 18:04 Me: o-o

[@Dinjur]

"Shepard we're having some sort of....communication error."

[@thenebulasystem8251]

I taste with my skin... How do you taste? GGLMMUGSLUPR

[@memecarrot7409]

he kinda looked like one of the clown minigames you have to throw balls into when they first started destroying his bone structure

[@pluto1906]

he looked like a slide with no end

[@Leet-iz2fz]

Organism Truck Shepard complex. Physical form always changing. Random, spontaneous, unpredictable. Sequences appear Terran, yet incomprehensible. Undesirable. Recommend immediate destruction of organism Truck Shepard. First person to correctly guess the reference wins a cookie.

[@dodobird679]

abathur from heart of the swarm?

[@Leet-iz2fz]

dodo bird Extinct creature is well-informed. Strands useful for intelligence. Cookie lure deployed.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

SCP Foundation?

[@bubblegumm5483]

The last iteration looks a lot like Jar-Jar when viewed straight-on. Also, I literally cried from laughing at this video, so gg.

[@lexikennedy7178]

*looks at Pelican Shepherd* “too upsetting too fast, we need to tone it down” they then proceed to make it more upsetting with each mutilation

[@CrestfallenLizard]

wish i could re-experience the unbridled joy i had the first time i watched this.

[@EariosRandomness]

EXISTENCE IS PAIN FOR A SHEPARD, JACOB

[@MagicSwordKing]

Upon beholding Truck Shepard I screamed "WHAT THE FUCK" precisely seventeen times in a row. As the angles broke through the crumbling walls of my mind I knew, that all humans whom I had seen before, they were the monsters. And Truck, Truck was the only being created in God's image. At first lol was wrong, but now, all is right for I have become Truckkind, and seek to spread his many-angled glory through these grotesquely ordered cosmos.

[@charliebabyversion]

I GOT A TOTINOS AD

[@melissafalk6070]

cy TOTINO

[@ezekielmartin4323]

MY DAD TOTINO

[@maevedelacy2137]

15:47 is the embodiment of the phrase "Ooga chaka."

[@maevedelacy2137]

Also, 4:15 is a perfect replica of Tom Hardy.

[@TheGazingHeart]

i had to skip the kissy noises bit bc my dog was looking at me with a sort of "why do you torment me" expression

[@hotsaucetheboss9849]

15:16 you just created the first human anglerfish

[@djcatilian3497]

I am legitimately sobbing with laughter this is so horrifying please never stop making Monster Factory

[@hellokittybongwater]

“i wanna put my heel in there- i’ll save you time, it’s a 10 and a half wide” is the most underrated quote possibly in the entire series

[@b3g_cry]

"He looks like seven pterodactyls." I am legit crying right now, this is too much omg

[@no1janembafan]

13:32, I dont know about anyone else, but this is my favorite Truck

[@no1janembafan]

I changed my mind 20:34 is better

[@WakeEternal]

the first swordface was ugly and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.... but then oh no...oh no

[@idontcare6736]

Oh no, uh-oh, whoops, whoops, oh no, ohhh no

[@Panzer_the_Merganser]

6:50 it's Ash after he grabbed the wrong Necronomicon

[@juanjuri6127]

8:31 is, to this day, one of my favorite McElroy quotes of all time

[@TheLangenator]

My favorite is definitely 7:53 - 8:22

[@theotherauthor740]

"it looks like wes craven took a dump into a box fan" i'm actually crying omfg

[@artemisfowldragon]

“If HP lovecraft saw what we’ve made, he would shit his pants to death” is the rawest line I’ve ever heard

[@webbmerriam6984]

2:52 I love the sinc of the lips moving and the breath in, it makes it sound like Shepard's just sick of their shenanigans.

[@dizzyd4310]

I made the mistake of watching this in the truck on a family road trip and my parents are asking me if I'm okay with how hard I'm silently wheeze-laughing

[@miscinsanity]

in this episode, griffin and justin create Parasyte: The Videogame

[@betaprotocol]

His face is a mountain of madness all its own.

[@sonofpears4691]

I like to imagine truck shepard looked like a normal shepard before the Lazarus project, but Cerberus had no fucking clue how to revive him

[@NamedForANightmare]

This, weirdly, is my comfort video. If I'm having a crappy day, this is it.

[@Furiousa96]

Every time i watch one these guys' videos i'm laughing so hard it hurts.