Monster Factory: Making a SWEET ALIEN BOY in Everybody's Golf

Griffin and Justin try to teach a small alien boy how to play golf in a respectable way.
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[@sequoiaaaa]

"i know how to taste the sea, read the wind, and fuck the moon!" is SUCH a good quote

[@aplant9980]

But... Anybody can taste the sea

[@mckinneym.2743]

@@aplant9980 to him all of those things are very normal. It’s a meditative contemplation on the things he thinks all of us can do.

[@killerqueeenie]

​@aplant9980 you wouldn't get it

[@horsdvours6953]

why was such a great character creator used exclusively for a golf game

[@peterbyrne5004]

My favorite Monster Factory moments are whenever they find robust character creation options in the last games you would expect to need them.

[@pinkertonbyweezer]

Two Words: Don Bradman

[@Jared-Flynn]

It really is Everybody's Golf

[@ashb9743]

I want to see my little boy! [here he comes] I want to see my little boy!

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

I legitimately thought Griffin and Travis were from the vine when I first saw them.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

@@jordanm8277 You alright?

[@ellenrose101]

T-Shirt: Big Pants: Off Socks: Long GOLF ACTIVATED.

[@J____L]

Ellenn Rose This is a very underrated comment

[@katea6721]

I am forcibly removed from the wrong green

[@dafkakafka]

dick: out

[@thegardenpear]

and ready to fuckin party

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

Change no pants to short-but still modest-shorts, and that's how everyone should just live their lives.

[@cornfield-cryptid]

This is literally the most underrated episode of Monster Factory. I can watch this episode over and over, but I will never stop laughing at Garrett's voice.

[@mystereoheart2579]

I agree, can't believe this isn't more iconic 😂

[@leiram8833]

Yeah, if I'm honest with myself, Garrett is probably my favorite monster of the whole series, and I don't know why he doesn't get more love.

[@jaynenunya6070]

Agreed

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

*Garrettttttttttttt

[@tealeaffreeleaf949]

Agreed. Absolutely hilarious episode and great character.

[@lilyivey5933]

Y'all you KNOW that's not how nose

[@davisjames8484]

Lily Ivey That's not how eyes do!

[@vii9901]

hey I just saw your profile picture and was like "oh why do i feel like i have seen this generic picture of the sky before" and turns out i was correct after i spent a good ten minutes searching for yoongi's tweets in september 2019. lol anyway i hope youre having a nice day

[@althelor]

That is hands down my favorite sentence I have ever heard anyone say.

[@lilyivey5933]

@@vii9901 the only person who has ever known.....thank you for the well wishes i hope your week is amazing, truly! 💜

[@lilyivey5933]

@@althelor lol thank you...its been three years and i recently have gotten two notifications about this comment, still i have no idea what the context is for it. have a good day 💛

[@NikoshiSenika]

we've finally found it, the only canonical taako design

[@galaxygal1210]

Ailem Hassen we found him It's taako adventurezone

[@nepetaren1267]

don't do my boy taako like this

[@goose1120]

"So I just wanted to be honest...I didn't wanna catfish you or anything, this is Taako today. Uh, had a bad run-in while I was saving the world again, and, this is what I really look like."

[@ConSolo29]

holy fuck is it sans undertale/taako adventurezone pairing

[@wrenlewis7659]

when he drops the magic its like when the boy mayor morphed that time

[@tomboyishruby]

I imagine some poor soul using this good golf game as a stress reliever from their job, only to be witness to Griffin and Justin's terrible creation.

[@weeseet]

[STRESS INCREASE]

[@ripelivejam]

*runs at you chittering frenetically*

[@stopthattimerave]

He plays golf because he heard all the talk about "birdies" and thought he could find all sorts of delicious meals playing it.

[@crispharris7635]

Griffin went with Justin's nosechoice, despite having control, and that's so good I love these boys

[@ariannebrodeur]

In all genuineness I love what sweet brothers they are and the true collaboration in this series but also Justin was absolutely right and I'm glad Griffin saw his error

[@alwysl33py]

Garrett didn't get a title/name card and that really bothers me kinda

[@WalkingTrajety]

Too many T's to fit on the screen, they couldn't if they tried.

[@absolutcabbagery3661]

Yea there's no way to be sure with garetttttttttttttttt

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

did you mean garrettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?

[@foxyakamatsu6500]

Sorry I think you mean garetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[@qua777]

You mean garetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[@GQuesnelle]

Hi, Garrett here. People don't usually say my name so now I have a soundboard of two of my favourite brothers saying my name.

[@90sPikachu]

GQuesnelle its all for you Garrett

[@aribucks4189]

GQuesnelle same that moment of griffin and justin just yelling "Garrett" had me freaking out

[@Popcorn_Pigeon]

Same here. So many options.

[@tylerellingson5884]

A few months back these boys gave me the gift of TyTy Baby on mbmbam for my name, they're very generous.

[@bunnydo22]

I am also Garrett, and thats an amazing idea. thank you for that

[@eggsbox]

"All he eats is raw birds." "Living raw birds?" "Yes." Oh no.

[@missitofu2847]

"Big shirt, no pants, long socks... and sandles right?" New Taako headcanon

[@kristinad4810]

MissiTofu he would

[@kristinad4810]

MissiTofu he would

[@HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto]

What is it with Monster Factory and the same 4 comments about Taako?

[@sycastells1212]

Taako pretty much is the perfect Monster Factory character except the game was D&D

[@jmnulph8329]

I would have never guessed an anime golfing game would have a character creater capable of producing such beautiful monsters. I was a fool.

[@gunluva]

Oh my God, it's him. Taako Adventurezone.

[@kristinad4810]

spidersVise we found him

[@TidalRabbit]

Man, you could do like 10 straight episodes of Monster Factory with Everybody's Golf. So much potential!!

[@leninbradley4450]

I hate this because I am currently wearing a big white T-shirt, long pink socks, and no pants. The brothers have actually created me. ...

[@raimarulightning]

Femboy

[@evanihnat2476]

4:20 Justin saying "Come on" sounds like a dad yelling at a ref at a little league game

[@rattyeely]

420

[@stoomdoom6148]

03:15 Oh man, it's been a minute since we've gotten a rock-solid Griffin laugh. Kudos, boys.

[@ActionYakPolice]

This has to be the only series where every single episode I watch makes me laugh so hard I feel like I'm gonna barf

[@lenacarey2333]

ActionYak same. It's also the only series where I still laugh when I rewatch it too

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

R.I.P. character intros and outros.

[@yoloswaggins6238]

Yeah they started producing these for facebook and lost some of the best elements :(

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

Maybe it was for the sake of brand recognition.

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

@kala captain Oi, get the booty back!

[@ImBulbizarre]

Only 90's kids remember when the creations got a title card

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

Everybody's Golf. Even yours. Even mine. *E V E R Y B O D Y ' S* Golf.

[@Nikki_Hedgehog]

except justin

[@Sylpphire]

Although not as much of a poweful force as the final pam, Garret is probably one of the best in the series imo.

[@Champiness]

This episode is like that one SpongeBob where Squidward finds a community of people that are even more like him than he is except it's the McElroys finding a character creator more dynamic than they were ever prepared to get wild with

[@sabisabisabi]

i'm so attacked rn this was literally my summer look

[@bravetherainbow]

6:40 As a New Zealander I appreciate that Griffin said "yes" in a Kiwi accent

[@4nn4h]

Just STEAMROLL those vowels, baybee

[@mangmangy]

This isn't monsterfactory anymore .... this is just great character-desing.

[@seemsfishy23]

Cornelius Korn I'm not sure I agree but I'm pretty curious what distinction you've noticed

[@yammytho]

"What happens if I go in the wrong hole?" - Griffin McElroy, 2017

[@agneskener9977]

can't decide if i love or hate how garrett's basically mini trash goblin taako im so conflicted

[@sycastells1212]

"It's my birthday! I demand infinite applause!" Is a very Trash Goblin Taako mood

[@asup759]

i'm ready to KISS SOME EGGS

[@xalrath]

please, Garretttt, we can't keep doing this

[@OldAvenueRadioOAR]

*GOLF. HEAVEN. NOW*

[@mossymoobloom1384]

Garrettttt's voice sounds like a mini Klarg

[@jupiterstevens-hill7331]

Lee Thunder I legit have the pillow on your profile pic 😂

[@StarrChild.]

You can't set up that rock shot and not show what happens!!! YOU CANT!!!!

[@adambyrne7795]

DID HE WEDGE IT? I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW

[@implosion321]

I AGREE

[@implosion321]

GRIFFIN GIVE US A SOLACE

[@FantasmaNaranja]

i like how you can make dorito anime man™ perfectly accurately

[@davisjames8484]

FantasmaNaranja That's a Thor if I've ever seen one. Top to his many bottoms.

[@radioreprise]

FantasmaNaranja theres a dorito anime man within all of us

[@thebigwagyu]

they can make Dorito anime man, but can they make Johnny walk?

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

James Davis Toe to tip, this is a Thor

[@GunslingerGreg]

I really need an episode where Justin controls things like if you agree so they can see it

[@GunslingerGreg]

shrimp heaven now btw

[@janesmith1840]

@@GunslingerGreg SHRIMP HEAVEN *NOW*

[@f1zz-k1d89]

John Smith please we can’t keep doing this

[@antibob72]

Garettttttt is literally a Furby

[@alfalfamire]

Back again to watch my favorite boys make some sweet little monsters!

[@Chickienugs]

'Why is that permitted?' is a great tag line for this series.

[@Dizzoman]

Toki from Metalocalypse and Umaru just fuckin cronenberged together

[@EnzoF1705]

That new liquid trickle transition is just not the business, for me at least

[@Naturetoa]

Oh man, we need so many more episodes of Everybody's Golf. Like 30 episodes of Just Like Art in here.

[@stephenwaters3770]

This was very very good but I hope we can all agree that my boy Daz would absolutely destroy Garretttttttt if they ever played a round of Ball Chess 1v1.

[@tsukasasagawa1894]

Who knew that having the same name as a monster factory creation would the greatest thing in my life.

[@mattd3826]

I totally lost it when Justin said "Come on! Come on!!" when the nose and eyes merged into one. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life

[@serenity-fails]

I love the Monsters Factory and your sweet new boy, but oh man, that sloppy wet transition sound is VISCERALLY unpleasant.

[@burnttoasts]

serenityfails I thought I was the only one who was freaked out by the sound!

[@driftsnail4160]

it scares me very much

[@magmivire]

That's just appropriate for Garrettttttttttttttttttt

[@Naixatloz]

I greatly dislike that sound.

[@blue_teacup]

That’s the sound Garrettttttt makes when he walks. His shoes are filled with space gravy.

[@solla9486]

I feel like the only reason they made the customization so fucking free is because of the monster boys.

[@beholderofdeath]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[@ArtByZac]

You would not believe your boys If 10 million McElroys

[@jabelsjabels]

The moment those eyebrows dropped I knew this shit was gonna be buck-wild and IT DELIVERED

[@dunemaroon]

i always get to a point in the video where i have to pause for a bit, because i've become too desensitized to how fucking insane justin and griffin's pixel frankensteins are to just look at with your eyes

[@PlayCator]

The sweetest of new video notifications.

[@CreoTan]

I like the new intro (even if it is a little bit on the long side), but i don't like the long transitions + their sound effects, and i miss the title cards for the character's name with the music,,,,,idk i feel like the editing kind of takes away from the genuine/nonscripted feel. I just feel like it should be toned down a little bit because there's some really good ideas in the new editing but theyre a little much as they are

[@adl6500]

Griffin's laugh at 3:15 gives me so much joy

[@alwysl33py]

Ah yes, I love the splatoon girl

[@babayagas]

griffin andrew mcelroy did you put two watches on this sweet alien boy.

[@HellScribbles]

I love how from the back, he just looks like a cute little elf child, then you see him from the front and you realize its actually a cute little alien child

[@scheddoc]

please give this one a part two, this character creation thing is soo good

[@blueskythinking6592]

(Travis McElroy DM voice): Heyyyy everybody, it’s me, Gaa-retttttttttttttttttttt

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

"Can we do 10 episodes of this?" Please, for the love of God.

[@noahgiom341]

"if this is the level of customization this game is gonna give me, i need to turn my fucking mic volume down" incredible. Monster factory has been distilled into one sentence

[@Roma20561]

This creature is the perfect golf player as you can see his chin is in the shape of a golf club so it's very natural for him

[@oatmealboyfriend]

13:44 wow i love the ending of petals to the metal

[@rainm9894]

8:56 HOW DID HE PREDICT GARY THE GARGOYLE

[@thatkindkiwi3409]

Garett is my favorite pro golfer of this generation.

[@ichigokarasu]

I love Griffin's laugh so much, it's so boisterous. I could be having an awful day, and hearing him crack up always puts a smile on my face.

[@bicarbonat1]

Bro, I'm hiding from my desk job & CRYING at this 😂 "Y'all, that's not how eyes do"

[@zacharyelvove9042]

Why the change to the opening? What happened to the fantastic creations?

[@Marconejo]

you: its Taako Adventurezone me, an intellectual: 13:43 I love petals to the metal

[@feelthejoy]

“When his mouth opens I want to die.” - Justin

[@leftcoastkid24]

How did this NOT become one of their beloved trilogies?!?!?!?!?

[@Pictochatz]

IT except it's revolved around golf

[@WonderGamer101]

Daniel We all putt down here. You'll putt too.

[@okeanos6391]

As an actual Garrett I have immense mixed feelings about this episode lol

[@Machouseproductions]

I was trying to figure out what Garrettt's voice reminded me of, and I just figured out it's Rallo from the Cleveland Show. Honestly, it fits.

[@mildlymarvelous]

The instant they gave Garetttt those sad, beautiful eyes he transformed from a dolphin into a deer

[@brittney6463]

i'm SO excited u guys got killer acid to do the intro stuff... i'm such a big fan of both his art and monster factory and those were not too parts of my life i thought were gonna overlap but i'm so pumped they did

[@TwitchyTale]

I like the monster factory I hate the water noise that happens between cuts.

[@teajay2622]

Griffin and Justin truly have a special gift to be able to make me love this boy

[@vaporgayve]

"he died and turned into a tree" i honestly half expected him to jump into some silverpoint vines and have his lesbian girlfriend who was corrupted by the gaia sash turn them both into tree people and then save a child

[@kristinad4810]

japanesephud ADFGHJKK THAT HURT

[@fwoqma]

literally listened to that episode today, incredible

[@thelasttrinityomega2024]

@Joseph Delahunty it me i confuzzled What s da reffddfff

[@crummycreator5548]

@@thelasttrinityomega2024 it's from the Adventure Zone, The McElboi's DnD podcast

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

I'm glad Daz's son has taken up his father's profession of Master Jolfer.

[@weeseet]

You just assume Daz is the father? What if this is a prequel?

[@jussieface]

I love every episode of this series, but this is one of the few that I cannot get through without laughing VERY loudly, and the best part is it's always a different thing that gets me. Man I miss Monster Factory so much.

[@halfbloodhacker]

14:30 omg after taking a Gothic Literature class I finally understand that reference

[@idiopathologic]

LET. JUSTIN. PLAY.

[@Hayatory]

sweet baby alien boy

[@DandyVee]

3:24 y'all done made a Pennywise Furby. Thanks for the nightmares.

[@R4YDIATI0N]

the level of character customization for a golf game is. astounding.

[@AkitaKureiji564]

i love the voice youve given this particular monster

[@tommy71995]

KISS THAT *MWAH* EGG

[@lnfreeman]

Garretttttt is the most precious creature they have ever created on this show. He must be protexted at all costs

[@ciscofrost11]

As a Garrett, i cant decide if i'm allowed be offended if I'm laughing this hard.

[@bigdingus708]

griffin laughing makes my heart so happy

[@caalsinceage4]

I don't understand the reason for the redesign/rebranding. Monster factory has always been great- it didn't need a revamp! The new approach seems kind of forced.

[@nocturnalzephyr]

thats my taako headcanon

[@duke86fan]

every time they do a sports game its always perfect

[@FlimFlix]

Exactly what I needed on my lunch break. THESE GOOD BOYS

[@octuplex]

"Do you know how to read the wind?" "Yes, I know how to taste the sea, read the wind, and fuck the moon!" Elegant poetry worthy of Mr. Robert Frost himself

[@blueowl]

This was an amazing one! Anyone else not really feeling the flush transitions though? Just sorta brings me out of it, I think, I prefer just the old like cutting from clip to clip sorta thing. It's simpler and less distracting.

[@bigbadgammagnome]

"y'all, you *know* that's not how nose" has lived in my head rent free since I first watched this

[@finleystaples3880]

Long T-Shirt, no pants, sandals, socks - Garettttttt is clearly the OG VSCO girl