Forcing Homeless People To Entertain Us In Rust

Music by Jippy:
/ jippy_dude
Starring
AquaFPS: / @aquafps
Tryhard Heroes: / tryhardheroes
Thanks to Reign and Kayli for building this stuff. I feel bad because I brought literally nothing to this production other than showing up. Everyone else did everything.
Merch►www.shekelscheme.com
Twitch►www.twitch.tv/generalsam123
Discord► / discord
Twitter► GeneralSamSec
Instagram►@GeneralSam123
Second Channel►
/ @foreheadfablespodcast

[@GeneralSam]

This was basically single handedly made by Reign and Kayli. Shout out to them. They don't even have youtube channels or anything to credit so just do a dab while saying their names as a sign of respect.

[@RebaFluff]

I got a turd

[@anaga6049]

if you keep losing more wait you'll get even more subs!!!

[@darkskinvince4380]

Will do

[@neoniiden7644]

dab

[@RayceVR]

General Sam I already do that when I hear people’s names. Doesn’t everyone

[@AquaFPS]

yes, we were stern hosts... stern..... but fair.

[@austin8185]

Wearing the coolest clothes

[@nepadron]

the legend himself

[@logans811]

So they fixed my personality...

[@sirjoey3137]

Aqua? More like H2O, got em

[@plot6520]

Who are you?

[@LumpusKrampus]

Its been 2 years. I still don't know who Aqua is.

[@DrEzekielGaming]

and you've never worn cool clothes.

[@alubi5575]

@@DrEzekielGaming aquas a loser

[@LumpusKrampus]

@@DrEzekielGaming I guess i'm just a Nerd then...

[@Simplejackfade]

you aren't missing much

[@anthotknee2587]

Why y’all dissing my boi aqua like this. Y’all need cool clothes

[@iElectricality]

Always good to see the progress on your receding hairline

[@jacobburcham4176]

It's almost alarming how fast it is going back

[@grapter377]

@@jacobburcham4176 gotta go fast

[@conorallen100]

@Adventure Inc stress cause patch loss not recession that's genetic trust me I got a bald father and have spent Many a sleepless night researching

[@Mike-yy4ll]

@@conorallen100 I have a bald son.

[@ДушманКакдела]

Михаил Михайлович I have a bald cock

[@willowmania]

You just keep crawling back to rust don't ya?

[@josh_bartholomew_2530]

hes always gonna say hes done and then crawl back.

[@desiredlemur1394]

It not be like it do, but it is

[@theUBERsashimi]

I wish his sense of humor would crawl in a wood chipper. It's like watching old 90s/2000s comedies who's jokes have not aged well but he's still trying for it. Honestly one of the most unique editing styles on KZbin, but he still can't stop saying racist shit and calling it a joke.

[@elktreeproductions]

He couldn’t live with his failure and that led him right back to rust

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

Falkuria it’s realer than other youtubers at least. Have you seen his other videos?

[@maxstone5108]

Thank you for another video, Keep up the mediocre work.

[@jaxmorris6563]

Max Stone of enslaving other players

[@brackkusamaz4015]

I swear , the youtube algorhythm should've banned you just due to your video titles.

[@christianf4]

algorithm

[@Kaiwala]

@@christianf4 It's a reference to kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6OQl3Z_n7d0lck

[@joshpierce7820]

Poob’s laggy helicopter crash with him yelling “MAYDAY MAYDAY” was the highlight of this video. Thanks Poob

[@LumpusKrampus]

I love this new Kenshi mod.

[@cashcarrillo6557]

oh the ingenuity.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

I cant wait for kenshi 2

[@aboyisnoone8265]

ahaha pretty much eh

[@nealgoble2345]

RusDaddy kenshi literally just went full release back in December

[@LumpusKrampus]

@Caffeinated Wizard Shut Up and tell them to take my money.

[@LumpusKrampus]

My wife left me and now I'm forced to rub a cheese-grater on my Santa sack to your videos so that I stop crying. Thanks Dad.

[@jackw.1342]

I laughed at this for 1minute straight, I really have no life

[@I_am_a_cat_]

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read, nice job. Lmao

[@CoolMoon]

Damnit Sam, I need to know if the Chadbots are alright!

[@VoidFish]

17:51 I actually almost died from laughing and eating noodles.

[@mrlovehat1836]

I don’t remember the last time I closed my eyes tilted my head back and laughed so hard no sound came out except a gay little squeak. Tears.

[@archer-iwnl-2795]

"MAYDAY MAYDAY"

[@AfroTunez1]

Same 😂

[@cptjagger1664]

Never thought sam would go back.

[@GeneralSam]

I didnt wanna go back I was dragged back lmao

[@cptjagger1664]

@@GeneralSam get some new e friends man.

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

General Sam yeah right

[@manictiger]

>Trusting a Jew to keep to his word The sweet sweet Rust shekels were simply irresistible.

[@deathbyastonishment7930]

General Sam I’m expecting Skyrim next video after this

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

My gosh, Toothy is all grown up! He was a squeaker the last time we saw him!

[@Samusden123]

General Sam has me coming back every time

[@ranchurdhimster4955]

General Sam has me coming every time

[@CallMeAshen]

@@ranchurdhimster4955 its been two years and i still havent came from him!

[@bigman1071]

nah u lie

[@dylancarroll4623]

Combined IQ of 82, the big question is who is the 2?

[@koboldbussymuncher7240]

Me

[@dylancarroll4623]

You truly are the perfect specimen P E R F E C T I O N

[@lieutenantdundee3916]

When did rust have hair? Edit: WHEN DID RUST HAVE TANKS?

[@hamandbeef]

Transcript of black box recording from the helicopter crash of pilot poob Poob: I just flew a helicopter for the first time an hour before this Sam: man he’s really getting some altitude Poob: MAYDAY MAYDA... END OF RECORDING

[@radial659]

General Sam actually uploading within 3 days of his previous video. Wait. That's illegal.

[@garrettpattillo9445]

Radial uhhh he didn’t

[@swivelskittle3926]

it’s implied that when Sam yelled at “Margaret” after she handed him his diarrhea supreme shake, he was actually yelling at his wife Abby who after every recording session weeps like a recently stomped nubile child

[@Iamconvinc3d]

“Rust is still alive and well, unfortunately” you sir get an Immediate like

[@duckaduck3608]

Well daddy I think you finally outdone yourself with this one.

[@blackeagle0778]

You are slowly starting to look like Hitler if he hosted a game show.

[@aManWhoWantsEverything]

Sam, why are your fans in the comments so harsh to you?! Its really weird

[@nxght6694]

It’s late too when the time comes lol is this a joke? it’s dank maymays

[@GhostStealth590]

This is the type of content I adore. Prisoners held in dark torture dungeons forced to compete in challenges... I love it.

[@ezequiellopez1317]

21:28 She's doing the yung lean dance from ginseng strip lmao 😂

[@freshpov4316]

16:02 my teacher to my parents after I leave the room

[@-trmxzer0-235]

"My leg is caught in the razor wire and I might be bleeding out" - Bernie Sanders

[@westernwarden8758]

2:33 Eric Andre was also sponsored by sprite it was CRAZY!

[@Shenanigans-iu1xe]

Video that is uploaded by general Sam means that the world is good for another week.

[@AlejandroGonzalez-bz4wv]

"why does he keep jumping out?!" *Fires Rocket "cuz im a frog"

[@josephpatton5578]

That doesn’t sound like the toothy I knew and loved

[@michaelhill6222]

Our boy grew some nads

[@freshpov4316]

"Jesus" says the jew

[@MattBuckhout]

Classic video love when Sam is charge of people’s lives

[@skeee8837]

what beatrack # of jippy's is the outro?

[@lucasriise]

it is the outro song of jippys mixtape "THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH"

[@greg7145]

I can't tell if this is a reupload edit: nevermind

[@rockydocky7541]

Sams hairline might as well be a forest fire now.

[@litcandle256]

When you just survived a Vietnamese trap and hear the trees start to speak 21:47

[@lukieluke11]

Wee Boi hahahhahahaha

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

It's more like the Vietnamese trap would survive me if you know what I'm saying

[@jorgelarranaga1136]

ahahahahaAHAh

[@wyliestewart2239]

I was keeping score, and by my calculations, I came to the conclusion that, in fact, General Sam was the winner of the game show.

[@Anipixelz]

The way they shoot them when they are down is so merciless and cold, I find it funny everytime especially when it cuts them off lol

[@SirMemesAlot71]

Holy shit toothy has grown up since chuds trainfacts video. I miss the good old days of him squeaking.

[@Lord_Viscerate]

I love how you casually shoot them, every time someone falis

[@marshulikes2257]

I think 76% of sams editing is the intro

[@jackwattsitoyu9274]

Dekon sounds like Carl from aqua teen hunger force

[@jasonmanry3568]

Thank you! Jesus christ I couldn't think of his name and I have an asshole cat named Carl!

[@mattnoel2127]

17:59 Poob : “Maday Maday” * big boom Sam: * Wheeze

[@TheBraddy2610]

23:04 The Red Viper vs The Mountain

[@jester2688]

YOOOOOOO

[@corndrinker]

rip house clegane

[@madethisforrestrictedvideo9907]

Lmao

[@danielkatzman3406]

More kenshi! I want it now!

[@tango8348]

Squid games ripped u off man

[@silversummer5724]

Did squid game before it was a thing

[@botstowo9561]

Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: World war 2 was an interesting time in gas mask history. They were experimenting with strange designs (see the Navy Diaphragm Optical Mk.I, the Navy Diaphragm Mk.s II to IV, the M5 Assault Mask, or the M8 Snout Mask) and synthetic rubbers like polystyrene and neoprene. The US Government’s endeavor into developing synthetic rubber gas masks was caused by the Japanese holding a large portion of the world’s rubber.

[@beedykh2235]

With your new haircut you started to remind me of Soul Goodman from Better Call Saul!

[@Creature116]

I just love the vibe of your channel it’s chill and funny perfect for sitting on your bed and watching your vids

[@ioele1000]

Correction, it's perfect for sitting in your bed and whacking off.

[@jnhi234]

You know what’s great about your videos sam? They’re not funny enough to be remembered, but they’re funny enough to get me to laugh every time I watch them

[@kenny187ful]

Margaret = Steve's mom

[@ALX-mv6eb]

Sam: im making them entertain everyone else staring at the naked people killing each other : :0

[@ranchurdhimster4955]

15:13 I swear dekon sounds like Carl from athf

[@KingdomOfApple]

Ayy, meatman.

[@Alllsort]

Thank you Samuel, very cool!

[@JENSWAX]

A self-proclaimed "Rust expert" doesn't even know what dome is? Phhhhh, kasuals.

[@phillipjohnson4333]

Sam is a different genre in himself, enough of these happy fake clowns on KZbin. It doesn't get more real than a whole video with shitty comments about your wife😄.

[@jarioncecilio5077]

It’s weird hearing how old Toothy is now. You raised a fine young man Sam

[@kikigomewmew9466]

whats the name of the jippy song at the end! i've gone through almost his entire catalogue and cant find it. if anyone could help that'd be rad. and no its not the song in the description.

[@musicwatcher100]

16:32 live footage of kobe's last moments

[@renegadexmr4682]

Came back to this 2 years later, this fucking dork predicted squid game

[@lennysummers5397]

SAM I WANT THE CHAD CRABS NOW!!

[@BreezyHD]

27 minutes? Sam going for the big shekels now

[@jackw.1342]

*_im gonna teach you a lesson_*

[@Gajiggles]

Sam, why do you keep going back to rust? You’re stronger than this buddy, you don’t need her, she’s just gonna break your heart again!

[@donuteater7476]

thank you merchant guild man

[@ScottyP_OG]

the squid game before squid game

[@elemenz888]

Man I hit that notification faster than a alcoholic his son NO DAD STOP!!!

[@VioletAmery311]

they actually turned this video into a tv show in korea!!! its called squid game!

[@avidyoutubewatcher1897]

This was one of your best and most hilarious videos yet Sam. Great concept and great job Reign and Kayli *dab*

[@RednasYo]

the first contestant, what a legend

[@booglebingles8809]

If u r reading thus comment and u disliked the video, I would like to know y... I'm not mad I'm just wondering

[@justjustin3377]

Sam's daughter just stares at her reflection in her fathers juicy forehead.

[@GAMMA_AF]

Watching the heli challenge was fucking hilarious. Those things are death traps.

[@bradeninsley8561]

Thank you for proving why Communism fails, General Sam.

[@raivan999]

Yaaas daddy new rust videooo aaaaa~ Rust series me father

[@Doofles]

Eww wtf do you have motion blur on???

[@notadhdeveloper4994]

The original squid game

[@berendmulder7713]

Can't believe Sam came up with the original squid game

[@youtubebotacc]

Is this the directors cut of the running man?

[@thealienlife]

wtf was the name of the song?! Edit: the one that plays at boat jousting

[@cadinnelson5168]

Can’t tell if the green screen is getting smaller of if your getting wider

[@neb519]

That peach fuzz is actually starting to look like something

[@neb519]

but honestly great video man

[@BoisterousStudios]

The video was so good I almost liked it twice

[@kingzeeb319]

When they're trying to helicopter I'm crying of laughter, this is the best shit ever!

[@titushickman9230]

That hairline might be fucked but that merch is as clean as can be.

[@attrition71]

The fuckin Heli one killed me LMAO, Poob!!!!

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

I think its time to change your graphic settings or your potato pc

[@MegaVampirefangs]

17:56 Death of Kobe colorized january 2020

[@productionscontre-temps8128]

God damn Sam, the helicopter bit made me laugh to tears and I never laugh from youtube videos. Cheers

[@prestobizmal]

I dont even play rust but this shit cracked me up.

[@sebastiankrakowski9986]

“MAYDAY MAYDA-“ *explodes* Shit had me in tears

[@satchelharrell3457]

great video, now make more kenshi.

[@kylesimmons4532]

Does he actually have a secretary because I feel like it’s just his wife

[@adamcarter6157]

I never thought we'd see Toothy again.

[@aurigold]

Poob’s heli attempt actually had me cry laughing

[@mrpancake8888]

Helicopter part was fuckin sad and hilarious

[@peenplays4219]

Poob’s flight at 18:00 had me in tears