Analog Horror Entities You Definitely Wouldn’t Survive Against

[@butterflyfromhell885]

I wouldnt survive against de blob 2 on wii

[@ezethealconswell]

True

[@marxmatter]

DE BLOB MENTIONED

[@aappaapp6627]

Absolutely goated game

[@justarandomguy-oh4zc]

HOLY SHIT I LOVE DE BLOB

[@SoapiiOSC]

DE BLOBBBB

[@blackdrag0nfish]

Hi, creator of Celestial Entropy here. Thanks for the mention! I really appreciate it. The capabilities of the planets and the forces at play will take some pretty wild turns, when the series gets going again. Not just because of extraterrestrial weirdness, brutality, or horror, but the sheer scale of everything. I'm pretty excited to show where the series is heading.

[@earthmover451]

my name is Benjamin in real life and i am fucked lol xd

[@GlerpidyGlarson]

My name is glerpy nerpy..... No it isn't... Anyways have fun with what you doing

[@marcusfallin]

I’m mark irl, and I’m an alcoholic and completely fucked in all and any analougue horror events

[@Tepk19]

I'm excited to see how you continue it!

[@natus5494]

Its a crime that your series hasn’t popped off yet after watching it because of this video imma play my part and promote it

[@thepartyrock]

Nah I’m drunk driving, they ain’t surviving me

[@didzw5983]

You ain't gonna survive the curb

[@chronosgod1]

@@didzw5983 dont underestimate the power of alcohol and being behind the wheel, now.

[@raultrashlord4404]

I GOT THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR LIFE SO EXCITING

[@48bro39]

Status effect: drunk +200% vehicle damage

[@MechFung]

Urbanspook when his killer gets killed in a drunk driving accident.

[@cabbageashthe1st594]

How to live through **ALL** analog horrors: Step 1: be liked by or be a self insert of the author Step 2: gain plot armor, the strongest armor

[@gameknightplays1211]

So be Reiner for AOT

[@WillenChan]

Authorial bias is the most powerful protection after all!

[@godgamer6208]

Just hope the author isn't gege

[@namieblinker5922]

If you kill yourself beforehand, you technically won't die by analog horrors, that counts as surviving them.

[@GeorgeFiddes]

Nah that’s wild, me personally, I’m the first victim in the introduction to the most powerful entity in said analog horror, my face built like -> 🤓

[@noisehero4409]

UrbanSpooks killer is unironically the easiest, it loses to a ring doorbell and traps lmao

[@Bartholomew_TX]

I would say the humanoids are easier, way easier to predict and you can just do the same strategies as w/ the urbanspooks killer

[@Luci-morningstar--]

​@@Bartholomew_TX the humanoids are more upredictable tbh

[@Luci-morningstar--]

Isnt the urbanspook killer just a human? Get a pew pew and youre fine

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@Luci-morningstar-- Funny you should say that...

[@Luci-morningstar--]

@@mikeoxlong1395 what? Im sorry, i havent been up to date with URBANSPOOK. Enlighten me

[@EdgyTheHedgy891]

14:00 "Do you think you could beat Sonic the hedgehog, a really messed up version of Sonic?" bro I don't think any of us could beat the regular one dude can hit you at the speed of a literal bullet

[@IAMBEYONDMIGHTY]

Yeah. But sonic is A good Guy He'll probably Just Beat You and that's it

[@EdgyTheHedgy891]

@@IAMBEYONDMIGHTY yeah Sonic doesn't kill But we still realistically don't stand a chance So we are getting our asses kicked one way or another

[@AnarchistMkII]

imagine being an astronaut looking over at the planet like "well I may be out in space but at least they aren't sentient" then the planet opens up like an orange being peeled

[@AGamingSoldier]

and you're in a spacecraft called voyager-19

[@GabrielCGA]

And then the Planet says “A R E Y O U S U R E”

[@dylanspencerviolavelez9299]

you arent safe in vhs tapes the entities are like planetary or straight up multi galactic level

[@metalsonic5669]

The planet: "Hey man, you haven't paid your cars extended warrenty" Astronaut: "oh than-WAIT!"

[@stupidmangoz]

You say that like we even think of that. The scariest part is that NO ONE imagines that.

[@therealmrarchive]

How to create scary monster: -Make them immune to all man made weapons

[@Link-from-hyrule]

And give them a silly name like scary larry

[@cat_of_life-uz7wb]

​​@@Link-from-hyrule or *d* uck toy [name]

[@musicman4215]

And then make the indomitable human spirit a myth so the humans are just pet food to the monsters

[@wiswc]

​@@musicman4215it is a myth, there is nothing indomitable about humans, we can all be broken and defeated, a strong will isn't magic this isn't dragon ball buddy, we're just lifeforms and we haven't even faced a truly competitive force as a species. But I'm sure you'll continue believing in your fantasy anyways.

[@musicman4215]

@@wiswc You can be broken, defeated but you can also get back up, rise and not give up to the indifferent universe. You heal, you overcome.

[@saltsaltius9831]

-Gets hunted down by the monsters in the video -accepts fate -realises the owner of the casino has a family to feed, and if I die I can no longer gamble -“nah I’d win”

[@18rocksthegames78]

Suddenly realizing I’m the strongest when i encounter an entity (if i die I can’t drunk drive anymore)

[@Im-Not-Actually-A-ScamBot69420]

- realizes i lost a killstreak/victory streak in a game - they are fucked

[@TheRealMakotoYuki419]

@@18rocksthegames78fr

[@theonlyjaymini3019]

The humanoid entering my home after I've been on a 21 loss streak to a toxic player ( they are so cooked)

[@heavygaming1167]

as the strongest sorcerer of all time approached, kinji hakari told him "what makes you so special then?" the strongest replied "it doesn't matter to you" "scale of the dragon" "domain" "recoil" "IDLE DEATH GAMBLE" - "twin meteors" as the king of curses, sukuna, was sucked into hakari's domain all he could do was watch the pachinko machine play game after game until he won for the next 4 minutes and 11 seconds, kinji hakari is effectively immortal in that moment, sukuna tried using his final move, the world cutting dismantle but to no effect as hakari simply regenerated "and one more thing, so called 'king of curses', don't even consider malevolent shrine. now, i'll kill you myself."

[@worshiperofbingus8807]

How I would survive each of these characters Step 1: Casually approach entity Step 2: Grasp entity firmly Step 3: Yeet them into the Sun

[@Death_Angel_Pressure]

What about "The Sun disappeared"

[@worshiperofbingus8807]

​@@Death_Angel_PressureI'll make a new sun

[@nialeziolentejas]

how about those sentient planets​@@worshiperofbingus8807

[@dyingpianist]

@@worshiperofbingus8807 repopulate with solar system bro

[@maxximus6418]

How I would survive each of these entities: Step 1: walk up to entity Step 2: act extremely overly and unnecessarily freaky and flirty Step 3: either weird the entities out to the point where they’ll leave and never come back, or start going out with them and then be protected BY them instead of being protected from them

[@Brud_the_bucketboy]

Shinic was originally a poorly drawn sonic,now hes a giant global threat.

[@asyra-ku4vi]

it's lore accurate

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Shinic is basically a Sanic variant, but warped into an Eldritch monstrosity that he only hungers more than just chili dogs.

[@saltsaltius9831]

How to survive: Send jerma

[@championskz7897]

the ultimate warrior of earth

[@uncroppedsoop]

​@@championskz7897 only on tuesdays tho

[@icantthinkofaname-un3vi]

Peep the horror

[@Cluckthechicken231]

One piece is real 🔥🔥

[@justchillin5460]

Jerma vs Urbanspook killers is going to be craazy battle

[@noahblook8819]

I'd survive each one and here is how. 1. The humanoids: I'd just skedaddle away, they're not catching me. 2. Urbanspook: I would just turn on my invisibility he's not seeing me. 3. Crowders/Ultima parte terrae: Just leave the milky way, what are they gonna do catch me? 4. Alert world: Just get the world a blanket, all the sudden it's warm again. 5. Celestial Bodies: Ask them to stop and if they say no I'll get involved. 6. TMK: Turn off the console and all the sudden I win. 7. Shin Sonic: Give the guy a chili-dog then me and him are friends. 8. SlendieTubbies: Give them a hug, it seems like they need it and then everything is ok. That's bout it lemme know if I got something wrong!

[@Worstbassist]

😭😭

[@lord2732]

actual genius

[@GhostWithAGun69]

"Hey sonic, come here, ima get you a chi- *gets evicerated by the sheer speed*

[@M22Fan]

Correct

[@BlueBerry20071]

Who does bro think he is?

[@unusual_sandwich]

Bold of you to assume i would let any of this happen in the first place

[@pacifisticsadist7034]

Counterpoint: They ain't real. So nah, I'd win.

[@shahardgoat]

technically this is a hypothetical situation meaning you would have to face them no matter what fictional or not it is a hypothetical situation

[@dyingpianist]

even if it's fictional this is an analog horror, there are humans in the horrors and they faced them (even if they are fake, they are considered humans thus means that since we are humans and they got cooked means we will get cooked) and got cooked

[@DeanLol313]

yall he's joking

[@Brendan-kx8iy]

this retort is so hilariously dumb.

[@sipusimalietoa2585]

I wanna see a John wick kind of analog horror where the monsters are scared of the human

[@coffeemonke3705]

we something similar called "DOOM"

[@Flamingo48923]

That is just called the Doom franchise

[@46Q_7]

ever heard of DOOM?

[@akramirez]

Undertale is a 2015 2D role-playing video game created by American indie developer Toby Fox. The player controls a child who has fallen into the Underground: a large, secluded region under the surface of the Earth, separated by a magical barrier. The player meets various monsters during the journey back to the surface, although some monsters might engage the player in a fight. The combat system involves the player navigating through mini-bullet hell attacks by the opponent. They can opt to pacify or subdue monsters in order to spare them instead of killing them. These choices affect the game, with the dialogue, characters, and story changing based on outcomes.

[@ColourfulLeafShark]

HUNTER PFP SPOTTED

[@nou3027]

The best way to survive analog horror creatures is to rap battle with them

[@AlianaMautone]

FNF reference?!1?111

[@murderdrones_enjoyer]

EXACTLY THEY TALK SO DAMN SLOW

[@averagespark862owo7]

Ayo is that a edited neco arc pfp

[@averagespark862owo7]

@@murderdrones_enjoyer i jit watch analog horror on 1.5 speed when they speak.

[@coll_literallylol]

Nah just get a blue-haired and make him rap battle the entities.

[@Air_dope]

Not gonna lie, UrbanSpook's killer IS survivable. It's just a matter if you have a functioning security system and a rifle and/or pistol, then, it's a matter of seconds of camping your bedroom door before shooting the main killer. The painter won't be a problem either.

[@DcPr115]

The thing is if you know theyre coming to kill you itll be pretty easy camping with a shotgun or hidden cams but if youre unaware they want to kill you then you have no chance. Theyll be already inside hiding or break in while youre sleeping

[@TheBoiMyers]

​@@DcPr115 They're definitely pretty loud on some occasions. One lady had the time to get in a whole 911 call before she died. She just wasn't armed when they broke her door down so she was fucked.

[@balint5970]

@@TheBoiMyers But the killers wanted her alive maybe? Since she gave the wrong address for some ungodly reason and instead the address was for another couple of victims

[@ASlickNamedPimpback]

@@DcPr115 yes that's what "a functioning security system" means

[@Esotericwisdom1848]

@@DcPr115you’ve gotta be a really heavy sleeper to not hear that. Also after the first like 8 deaths you’d have trouble sleeping at night

[@badcropbean]

4:11 “Quality” Yeah… let’s just call it quality…

[@nialeziolentejas]

when she hittin the gleebulglob

[@titanspeakerman109]

Shin Sonic is literally a "You can hide, But you can't run" entity.

[@Astraios111]

No one is surviving the unorthadox kitten. That thing litterally destroyed math.

[@championskz7897]

yippee it destroyed math

[@Artemis_NMRN]

I love the kitten cuz i hate math.

[@theguywhoasked2597]

Ok? I don't use math anyway when those this shit get hard bro

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Good.

[@Not_black_imposter]

*baldi 100,000hp* *BALDI SPAWNED*

[@katinahoodie]

fact is scarier then fiction: the Gamma Ray Burst from blackholes is a solar light switch, thanks to the vastness of space, it is almost impossible for a Gamma Ray Burst to hit the Sol System, but if one ever did, we wouldnt even have a way to detect it fast enough, and it would be a complete wipe of life in a instant.

[@generaldurk-a-dur]

Thanks, I don't think I'll sleep tonight! At least it's nearly impossible?

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

Sounds painless

[@kwamemwangs2173]

Why would I care about that it's instant

[@thatguywhoanimids]

Also another fun fact, we detect gamma ray bursts only every single day!

[@Goatix1954]

Wouldn't be scary if it happens instantly We would literally never know

[@technotronic4151]

This is unfair LMAO You mean to tell me if the sun disappears, it was just our time? We just gotta die? just like that? And theres the possibility that the moon might be sentient and a hater? Damn, the man on the moon pissed him off

[@galaxian23]

you can rely on the heat in the earths core to an extent

[@No-wt5im]

You are onto something​@@galaxian23

[@smlik]

The hater would be the death of me

[@sleyking123]

​@@galaxian23 still won't do shit🤷

[@TheDumbOne0003]

@@sleyking123 it will 💀

[@leibrunson5158]

I love your long unsettling pauses. They fit the mood so well.

[@Exoo656]

Every analog horror monster is scared of me when i go freaky mode

[@Eshdave]

"Freaky" mode?

[@Nomilkfromdad]

Bro might just be p.diddy

[@V2_From_Ultrakill6969]

"Say Drake, I heard you like them scary."

[@Eshdave]

@V2_From_Ultrakill6969 don't talk bro you scared of coins

[@V2_From_Ultrakill6969]

@@Eshdave atleast I can shoot coins

[@lxchris5252]

"Analog horror entities" "Ok but what if the sun disappeared?"

[@EggGo2]

“Man I cooked “

[@Ezpezlemsqez]

"Bruh who turned off the power grid again???"

[@EggGo2]

@@Ezpezlemsqez mb

[@kirman6773]

whats that blue light in the distance..

[@exenunix]

18:06 the reason Po looks like a necromorph is because their model from the games IS a reskinned necromorph, Tinky Winky is also the tank from L4D

[@eatarock]

Late, but you can even see the shoes and jeans on tanky winky!

[@Fish_Dude1182]

​@@eatarockthey got removed in ST3

[@eatarock]

@@Fish_Dude1182 NNNGRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@pwnthemonkeys]

i respect you for not going on a giant diatribe about urbanspook that every horror youtuber seems to milk. also you're pretty much right for all of these

[@devolution-wt9ou]

another fan here, i am super happy he just kinda dosent bash it

[@edpscupcake]

i hate urbanspook as much as the next person and i usually watch the criticism videos as background noise, but its genuinely annoying to see the 393939th rant ab it. like yes its rlly bad but bringing more attention to it doesnt help

[@SpecialInterestShow]

​@@devolution-wt9ouit deserves the bashing Multiple youtubers have bashed it to hell currently is all, so until UB updates and somehow maybe makes something worse than "Fucktoy Cory" , it kinda feels like beating a dead horse (wait fuck-)

[@mr_JackSchwarze]

@@SpecialInterestShow the horse thing was worse

[@Starkor990]

​@@SpecialInterestShow I mean, how many fucking times you gonna make a video saying "UrbanSpook is the worst analog horror" because of the fucked shit in it ? They just repeat themselves at this point dude. and I'm not even against using more messed up topics in analog horror series, it's just that urbanspook abuse it too much for shock value

[@LynxxGD]

How to win: *Ultrakill OST starts*

[@MrMystic356]

Uh ohhh

[@Herpotologyenthusiast]

Why does ultrakill haunt me wherever I go??

[@jamesThebulbmin]

​@@HerpotologyenthusiastYOU CAN'T ESCAPE

[@silverdrag0n_]

finally, a problem where throwing money at it actually does something!

[@bruhgod123]

@@jamesThebulbmin DESTROY

[@Moony_Boy69]

The scariest think about urban spook is there’s no unnatural threat, it’s just another human

[@BigFloppaLover99]

the real question is: can the analog horror entities survive me?

[@knowncorse755]

Yes

[@BigFloppaLover99]

@@knowncorse755 not if i get a little angry...

[@knowncorse755]

@@BigFloppaLover99 :0

[@helloboyyyy]

​@@BigFloppaLover99Better become the Hulk or juggernaut

[@BigFloppaLover99]

@@helloboyyyy i alone am good enough for these losers, im simply better

[@Mr-vd5ls]

No way a freaking Slendytubbies is in 6th place. If a mere guardian with a chainsaw can solo a damn giant robot and 3 stages xenomorph with magic while suffering from mental trauma and probably exhaustion, then I can too. Also im surprized that there's no Gemini Home Entertainment. Iris casually wipes Neptune if im not wrong, damages Jupiter and toys with Earth

[@RideFlight]

guardian is built different just look at their tophat

[@AmaryInkawult]

Sure it wipes Neptune out, but decided to fuck with it and a neighboring moon before wiping it off the face of the galaxy

[@wdg2384]

Teletubbies in the Slendytubbies universe are a race artificially created by a near extinction humanity that wanted to duplicate themselves with machinery underground, but partially failed as the Teletubbies became a result of it, and are physically better than humans at the cost of not being able to naturally reproduce

[@wdg2384]

Teletubbies from the Slendytubbies universe are an artificial race created by a humanity that was nearing extinction, using machinery underground in an attempt to preserve the species, but failing as these creatures barely have any resemblence and ended up replacing humanity overtime Teletubbies in here are way better physically than humans, but the only way to "make one" is through those machines due to the lack of reproductive organs

[@midnightmorpher9066]

Tbf, he did say at the beginning of the video that he wanted to touch on the less commonly known ones (I’m guessing since this video is inspired by the Unfair Anomalies video, Sunflower didn’t want to tread on talked-about ground)

[@dasderdiscord]

I wouldn’t survive sans undertail

[@_tyler32]

I wouldn’t last a minute with him! 😍

[@Milkywaytrain_VR-yy7bb]

⁠@@_tyler32real!😍

[@DFUtirli]

@@_tyler32 what u mean by dat

[@giggity582]

@@DFUtirli fr especially the emojis bruh

[@Edison-pm1lk]

Your not going to heaven… 🍅🥒

[@Willow_I_Guess]

Man, what a lovely video to watch right before i go to bed

[@GoldenAngelX5]

If the painter is just human, assuming you would know they were coming and having even just a few hours to prepare it sounds pretty easy. You can get the jump on them since they wouldn’t know you were aware of them allowing you to either get a gun or a people to help you, or both. There’s definitely a lot of room for error but there’s only so much a human can do.

[@Skull_Man_20]

Urbanspooks the painters are easy. Theres a lil thing called a 12 gauge

[@nkjuiceofficial]

Nope, Not just easy. Literally at tutorial level bro. You could literally box them up.

[@dadisgonebruhilie]

​@@nkjuiceofficialnope, they are below tutorial level. A chair will pack them up.

[@YisehakKebedqethefirst]

@@dadisgonebruhilienah he below chair level. He’s finger level

[@altaccount9226]

​@@YisehakKebedqethefirstFINGER LEVEL LOL

[@Fisch_skail]

@@YisehakKebedqethefirst they below finger level, if you look at them, they would desintegrate

[@GojiraUltima-vr5ob]

I wouldn’t survive P Diddy.

[@mr_JackSchwarze]

Urban spook?

[@Romit12]

@@mr_JackSchwarze Yes

[@sussyman9034]

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy 😍♥️😍😍♥️♥️

[@Not_black_imposter]

Painter diddy

[@JonathanAgualema]

The Diddy tapes

[@The_Moth06]

Wouldn't it be incredible if a ton of analog horror creators came together and made a massive crossover with each creator's universe? Like a battle to the death or a multiverse catastrophe.

[@Nobleeding]

It wouldn’t be horror then

[@muhammadfikriibrahim6095]

sonic Vs non existent sun

[@beanz3548]

Analogue horror creatures battle royale

[@Starkor990]

​@@Nobleeding you don't have enough imagination then, you can definitely make a horror series like that

[@Nobleeding]

@@Starkor990 ok can you?

[@galanga21890]

15:10 I feel like the real Sonic is either still out there somewhere, or effectively dead. All the other Sonic characters we've seen so far have been consistent with their official designs, and even Tails kept every detail intact after getting infected and his proportions getting messed up. "Sonic" on the other hand, has been missing things like his beige stomach/arms and shoe stripes from as early as that animation with Eggman, so either his possession/mutation works differently or this thing got to the actual Sonic first and has just been posing as him this entire time. Or maybe the creator just thought "Sonic" looks creepier this way and there's no actual meaning to it, idk.

[@DavidIsCawl]

I think it’s purely design choice

[@excaliburknives3572]

For the painters… you realize they’re human. They’re only lethal because they’re in a town where seemingly no one has guns.

[@withersz16]

You know Shin Sonic was formed only because Sonic basically never found anything to eat himself so yeah just feed him the best thing to eat before he becomes that

[@knowncorse755]

YOU KNOW that probably changed because it became an analog horror now, not just a sonic parody.

[@AlianaMautone]

Give my bro a chilli dog

[@draft6917]

Honestly, you could probably body the painter killers realistically, it just appears, evident of the series's police force, everyone's incompetent in combat

[@uncroppedsoop]

they shoved a human skull down another human's throat bro. they climbed up a SINK DRAIN to get into a locked house. you have better odds throwing hands with a goddamn Xenomorph

[@draft6917]

@@uncroppedsoop Nah I'd win

[@thatguywhoanimids]

@@uncroppedsoop ok I hear you, counter point: guns

[@moxstoleyoursocks2241]

They have HOW many photos, videos, DNA samples, and other evidence to identify the killers and they don’t, the cops are USELESS in that series

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@thatguywhoanimids at this point I fully expect a new episode to reveal they actually survived a black hole already

[@Flesh-wl7bb]

Actually irl, The shin sonic would die because well it's way too big, also even if it does survive that somehow, you do realize that humans are still bigger threats, we developed a device that when detonated explodes and release radiation at a high amount and the explosion is huge

[@thetoofless]

it cleared hundreds of miles in seconds we arent fast enough to deal with it

[@Hyper_Undertale]

Even with his bigger size he kept his supersonic speeds, making shockwaves leveling cities and being able to dodge anything aswell as summoning an army of "tails"

[@plug8613]

i think it was confirmed that shin sonic is a legitimate devil with god like powers so no we cant kill them

[@Hyper_Undertale]

However if we took irl logic(wich can't be aplicable to this due to it being in canon "Sonic's world") he would die crushed by his own weight

[@averagespark862owo7]

Not to mention that nukes recreate the heat of the outermost layer of the sun for a fraction of a second.

[@shinysmeargle2037]

Man I wish UrbanSpook / The Painter was a better story. The concept as a whole is terrifying, but the story just takes me out of the horror so much and just feels like a run of the mill Creepypasta. This video did introduce me to some new analog horror that I wasn’t familiar with before. So thanks for that!

[@dudrushpowerforce]

The stuff about sonic and kirby sound like it straight up just belongs in the creepypasta genre

[@BabyNoob270]

I solo every single one of them. Basswood County Humanoids: I'm a humanoid too. Except, I can solo a whole multiverse by doing literally nothing. I will eat them. URBANspook's killer/painter: I will eat it. Nuclear Nightmare's Crouders: I will just ignore it. Nuclear Nightmare's "Earth's last stand": I can solo it by doing nothing since I can solo multiverses by doing literally nothing. I solo. I will eat it. "The sun dissappeared": I don't have such weaknesses. Also, I'll probably be the one that ate the sun. And I'll probably eat Earth too. Celestial Entropy's Planets: I'll eat it. TMK: I'll ignore it. Then, I'll eat it. The Sonic Tapes: I'll eat it. Slendytubbies: I scared. I eat. Tell me how I'd lose.

[@46Q_7]

Well, I guess you win

[@redsun8119]

Kirby lore:

[@awakeyen]

You would get eaten

[@Artemis_NMRN]

Are you kirby

[@BabyNoob270]

@@awakeyen I do the eating.

[@kingjamesbond4009]

as somebody who is a metal slug fan I'm pretty sure I can survive. All these horrors can't survive against all the different monstrosities and stuff in the series.

[@AmaryInkawult]

There is also to crazy mofos like me who fight leviathan class life forms on 4546B with nothing but a knife. Me and Margarete will be enjoying a whiskey in Shin Sonic's entrails.

[@fayehearts]

YEAHH

[@averagespark862owo7]

@@AmaryInkawult sammy the reaper leviathan trembles before us sick fricks :3

[@gatoloco3949]

Final boss of metal slug 5 be like: *Dies by a pistol*

[@TheBoiMyers]

​@@AmaryInkawult Just recently I actually killed every leviathan on the map (I think).

[@Hello_8D]

Sure urban spooks thing is terrifying but... It depends if say you have a gun

[@Jayce-v9g]

They use the skin from the &/&-“ as armor

[@dyingpianist]

Gustave da crocodile's honest reaction:

[@Turkish_Enjoyer]

Send in jerma

[@Normali_Tea]

In slendytubbies, there IS a way to survive 1:hide 2:get TUBBY TOAST (not custard) 3: find weapons and defeat lesser monsters

[@GRIM005]

The Painter when somebody actually fights back:(they’re cooked)

[@medbess9546]

I LOVE WHEN SUNFLOWER POST!!!!

[@espeon030]

Same

[@willohthecheetoh8584]

Let's see if they can survive an A-10 Warthog.

[@Profkol0rado]

Nah let's see if they can survive mustard gas

[@wiswc]

You would get erased from existence trying that

[@Profkol0rado]

@@wiswc all of them can't fly dude

[@tf2sniper536]

the scary analog horror monster watching me start stretching instead of turning around and running away

[@Bartholomew_TX]

Aw hell naw, bro gonna square up with shin sonic 💀

[@i_love_derrick]

whos stopping me

[@shahardgoat]

proof? for how you would win?

[@V2_From_Ultrakill6969]

@@shahardgoat he's the tf2 sniper

[@shahardgoat]

@@V2_From_Ultrakill6969 *the kaiju sized sonic causing Shockwaves to level city's hurdling towards tf2 sniper at breakneck speeds*

[@SunFlowerFromPvZ1]

If any of these analogue horror creatures started hunting me down, i'd call my friend Kevin.

[@HisDumb-p1m]

Kevin being the god damn Doom slayer with 1000x more power-

[@KudoRedfox]

Urbanspook one is now outdated: The latest episode (Hell as of writing this) can be stopped by an cop with an gun, so... Just get something humans can't survive

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Bro the entiry could just be a regular crying baby and i couldn't survive ;(

[@kiroden358]

nah id win

[@averagespark862owo7]

@@kiroden358 Throughout parking lots and the highway, I alone am the speeding one. Imaginary technique- Drunk Driving.

[@beautybeyondthegrave]

Yep you know what? You're absolutely right. These things would slaughter me. I've got too much wrong with me both mentally & physically to even last five minutes LOL

[@kaizenchaosprimordial8945]

Dump shin sonic in a deep underwater trench regular sonic can't swim so why should shin sonic be able to?

[@Dr._MF_Glitch]

He's too big for you to do that at this point. Plus I'm pretty sure since he's 10 times his original size he would just float back up to the surface

[@John_the_man2]

He not to big

[@kaizenchaosprimordial8945]

@John_the_man2 He's the size of a Kaiju but unlike Godzilla he shouldn't be able to swim.

[@knowncorse755]

​@@John_the_man2"He not too big" meanwhile he is kaiju size...

[@knowncorse755]

You obviously never seen the sonic tapes

[@z.edits.2]

4:41 aw hell nah 😭

[@nold251]

Bruh

[@rwain0]

Bro I am genuinely scared of that thing

[@sawtist]

my jaw legitimately dropped when i heard slendytubbies mentioned, that game was my entire childhood. it was literally my whole personality up until about 2-3 years ago…

[@sanitygone1899]

Nah, I'd win I'm just like that.

[@_tyler32]

True king 🔥🗿😁🙏

[@MasonMorrow-kw8vm]

This might be the honoured one

[@YisehakKebedqethefirst]

Here lies sanity/gone

[@snowtsk9735]

Goated

[@biz-nogaming5617]

In sanitygone1899 we trust

[@sadboiinasweater6104]

Are we not going to talk about how there are two killers in urbanspook and how that feels so forced?

[@uncroppedsoop]

I feel like it could've been done well in the hands of an actually decent writer but urbanslug is so reactive that it just feels like a shoehorned retaliation to criticisms of the story being a nothing burger

[@llikao]

Yeah, it just feels like it could have been so much more but it's just an edgy pile of garbage unfortunately.

[@TheeSirRandom]

haven't watched urbanspook stuff so i wouldnt know, but how is it forced?

[@Luci-morningstar--]

​@@TheeSirRandom dont watch it. Just dont. Its stupidly disturbing

[@Lv-sl3rm]

​​​​@@TheeSirRandomThe whole series can basically be summed up as such: "Police go to scene. They see a brutal murder. They go to another scene, where there's yet another brutal murder. There's a 2 painted in blood on the wall they don't note for some fking reason, but the multiple boot prints at the next scene make them realize there's 2 murderers. They go to yet another scene that has paintings related to the previous ones and see another horrific one that has (You'd be better off seeing Wendigoon's video on UrbanSpook VS Greylock because I am NOT repeating some of the shit in that series here.) Police go home. End episode." Edit: I feel like some people are gonna say comparing UrbanSpook to Greylock may be unfair but I'm gonna go and say that Vita Carnis appeals to me more than Greylock and WAY better than The Painter. Problem horror has is it's always gonna be a bit subjective depending on what scares you but The Painter tells it's story with the sublety of a sledgehammer.

[@thedoglovinggamer5825]

I have to say, I wish the Sonic analog horror used a dark entity that exists in the Sonic games and make a different version of it instead of using some random demon.

[@knowncorse755]

Wym?

[@thedoglovinggamer5825]

@@knowncorse755 The sonic in the analog horror is either possessed by or is a demon from mythology, which that specific demon was used in other analog horror series too. I wish the series used an entity like Mammoth Mogul or Black Doom instead of a random demon that other analog horror series have been using.

[@knowncorse755]

@@thedoglovinggamer5825 it probably has something to do with the statue, as seen in "Cry of the Forest"

[@thedoglovinggamer5825]

@@knowncorse755 That statue is a statue of that demon. I’m just annoyed that the series is using a demon that has been used in multiple other analog horror series and args instead of reimagining a Sonic character that could perfectly fit the role.

[@knowncorse755]

@@thedoglovinggamer5825 yeah but it's good overall

[@iliveinyourwalls222]

me and the bros after losing 20 ranked matches in a row at a sleepover:

[@samsteron1102]

How I'd survive these things (or not): (THIS IS VERY HONEST OPINIONS) 1- The Humanoids: I'd hide somewhere but if they find me, I would probably use a gun/knife on them 2- Urbanspooks Killer/Painter: This guy is too easy, just whip out a weapon and kill him, its easy. 3- Crouders (Nuclear Nightmare): I'd avoid eating uranium (because common sense) and bury it underground so no one else gets infected, but if i find one, its a 50/50 chance I'm killing it or I'm cooked 4- Earth's Last Stand (Nuclear Nightmare): I'd pray that thing doesn't come to Earth or we will all die 5- The Sun Dissapeared: Yeah no, I'm not surviving this. If the Sun is gone, we will all die eventually. 6- "Planets" (Celestial Entropy): Oh god. We would be cooked if these things went near Earth. Or they might turn you insane. 7- TMK: It's easy. Just don't own Kirby Super Star. But if you do, make sure this doesn't happen you. If it does, destroy the cartridge. 8- Shin Sonic (The Sonic Tapes): Well, there goes my childhood. No, I'm not surviving this. It has the power of the chaos emeralds AND its speed. You think you can outrun it? Maybe, if your lucky, but you need to be extra careful of the monstrous Tails clones as well. 9- Slendytubbies: Might have a 50/50 chance here. Might survive most of themk but if I encountered Tinky Winky (or known as Tanky Wanky in the series) or Po, I'm done for. Thanks for reading.

[@Truls_epic]

😊

[@YeetZmeN]

I’m sorry, Tanky Wanky?

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

You see I'm just built different so I will definitely survive.

[@knowncorse755]

Chat gl

[@AlianaMautone]

Gl bro

[@pipeline_core.120]

Get me 5 minutes prep time and i win

[@TheeSirRandom]

you are not that guy buddy

[@obolstudios5154]

14:41 I’m the guy who posted that massive calculation on the latest sonic tapes and I’m backing this guy up by saying you won’t survive this creature. Even if your 100 miles away sonic simply moving causes the burst of eardrums windows shattering and way more to the point him moving makes any area he runs into a waste land and the force akin to a nuclear warhead. I suggest to watch the series it has a good amount of tense situations and good in quality and for the full calculation I talked about go to that video.

[@dominocut2963]

I like to think that the story either happens in a really short amount of time, or Shin Sonic can switch between the forms he's gotten at will, since there isn't an obscene amount of destruction implied

[@Chinarider1972]

I was originally not gonna mention him because everybody basically already knows him, but I can’t resist the urge of talking about Gabriel, dude literally controls an entire army of bad suicide helpline workers, plus he pretty much controls the government.

[@championskz7897]

now could he defeat gabriel from ultrakill????

[@uncroppedsoop]

​@@championskz7897 Ultrakill Gabe has a solid chance of just being able to outright bypass immortality, and has absolutely absurd physical capabilities, so my money's on him

[@thesithofearth3617]

​@@uncroppedsoopalso, immortality is different from invincibility

[@rionathegreat]

He’s also OP Lucifer who overthrew God somehow so there isn’t surviving that

[@dominocut2963]

@@rionathegreat If bro overthrew God, how is ANY fictional character meant to beat him?

[@DUDEBRUHMICE]

When it comes to Shin Sonic, I’d probably die even if he wasn’t hunting me, simply because of how massive he is and how fast he moves in conjunction with his size

[@Link-from-hyrule]

An anime involving any of these monsters mainly basswood county would be amazing

[@baconlord2545]

Drunk dad with the belt would solo. I’d know. I saw everything

[@captainmd3]

Power scalers: It’s free real estate

[@Sonnychaos]

lol Fr

[@loercayt6146]

Basswood humanoid vs the painter would be a fun fight

[@JJTHECOOLGUY8]

No it wouldn't 😂 think about it we have a tall and slender humanoid abomination to the meth addict homeless men.

[@loercayt6146]

@@JJTHECOOLGUY8 that’s what’s fun cus the hunter is getting hunted

[@JJTHECOOLGUY8]

@@loercayt6146 Good point, at second thought that would be fun.

[@tech_Sandra]

only scary thing about analog horror is that the SCP Foundation isn't in the same universe to stop it

[@acanadianperson5363]

I loved this video so much! About the part where anything can be taken away from us, it kind of hits home for me. I do not really want to explain in detail since it involves a family member of mine passing. I miss them so much, but by thinking about the ones I've lost, it doesn't make me feel sad; it makes me feel hopeful that my family and I can recover soon. I'm sure my family members that passed away would be proud of me and my family today. You also earned a new subscriber, too!

[@THE-SCARECROW-a111]

Batman and Superman from the Siltrics analog horror series would cook me 😭

[@UrLocal_DumDuck]

6:07 Knowing us it was probably a tiktok challenge 😭

[@isaabdin6280]

😭

[@Yourlocalpeanut173]

Woodcrawlers: guess you’re wondering where I’ve been

[@SillyMovies-x6m]

Oh no did you escape

[@Yourlocalpeanut173]

@@SillyMovies-x6m yes

[@SillyMovies-x6m]

@@Yourlocalpeanut173 please don’t find me I don’t want to die

[@Yourlocalpeanut173]

@@SillyMovies-x6m my brother in Christ do you have waffle fries

[@SillyMovies-x6m]

@@Yourlocalpeanut173 yes

[@idkimbored279]

People: exist Analog horror characters: "no"

[@Imaginationlnc]

Imagine a analogue horror about The Forest/Sons of the Forest, about stories of people who were at the islands or effects on working on the islands

[@Lrd_Enma]

I mean ngl is there really anything u CAN survive with the analog horror scenarios? and even with prep time youll eventualy die becaus your only human after all

[@dawwyy]

True and also how slow the law enforcement is in some of them kinda has an effect on that to

[@sauces7465]

dont put the blame on me

[@AGuyNamedT8]

im only human after all im only human after all

[@championskz7897]

thats not the case if u have batman like plot armour

[@larren7759]

​@@AGuyNamedT8 LMAO why do we have the same pfp this is literally the face of my stickman oc 💀💀💀 Reply to @SoundW_ave btw I wanna see an analog horror about maybe some scary creatures? (For 999th time) They can reproduce and act the same as the rest of the analog horror creatures they torment and kill humans for food but here's a catch there's this one human on his way for vengeance I'm thinking a father with nothing to lose I'd say his wife died giving birth to his daughter he took care her despite being in a miserable job and miserable life she's his only hope then his daughter became a victim of one of those creatures when on his way home from work that night he was too late he saw the corpse of his daughter butchered limbs and organs scattered around at that point his feeling of fear of those creatures he's been trying to avoid is completely gone only anger and hatred for those creatures the news kept reminding the ppl that those creatures are immune to firearms and just lock your doors etc (as usual with every analog horror mfs) but he doesn't care at all all these guidelines are completely useless seeing what they did to his daughter at their own house So in this analog horror the POV is maybe you're a baby/kid of these creatures hiding from this man no music, no jumpscare just him and his big footstep getting closer to you as he gets closer he finds you hiding and stares at you for solid seconds no bloodshot eyes, no edgy bs, no glitches effects but intense music he stares at your soul just a man dead inside with his eyes being completely emotionless indicating he doesn't feel remorse killing these creatures maybe as the series goes on he goes around killing adult ones as well using traps or maybe chasing them with his custom guns that hurts these creatures making them fear him also indicating that these creatures just want to survive like the rest of the animals but their needs are human flesh I'd say these creatures have enough intelligence to tell each other that there's a threat hunting them one by one Allat yapping ain't gonna be read but man I wanna see a human in this position imagine being a creature who can possibly kill a bear with your barehands/claws, immune to gunfire, superhuman capabilities and there's this man hunting you down A MAN (he's literally a food to them) meaning THE HUNTER BECOMES THE HUNTED

[@devas185tator7]

the killer within Urbanspook is just a man (or two). anyone with a firearm could easily take them down. the killer simply has poor writing on his side. in REALITY, a killer this notorious leaving behind dna evidence and staying around to torture victims, would be found easily.

[@TheBoiMyers]

I'm pretty sure there are multiple killers, but it's just poorly written

[@KuperSpyronicStudios]

"Someone nobody can prepare for." AnxietyBrainz Batman:

[@wiswc]

He's talking about real life.... Not your favorite plot armored character

[@lloxd_hybridanimals69]

How to survive an unbeatable entity: *pulls out uno reverse card*

[@polo3292]

Use goodspeed or sum idk

[@ZmodyfikowanyNiedźwiedź]

Shin Sonic: *exists.* Meanwhile PG: Take my brutal criticism and lack of fear!

[@capeduck5195]

I'm pretty sure the Basswood County entities are well, in that county. Just move to a different state or continent?

[@Xerox424]

5:50 bros accent is so funny that I literally thought he said “Shinobu incident”😭😭

[@MichealAnderson-wo9kn]

Frrr 😭😭😭🙏🙏

[@crow-like-the-cheese1283]

Joke on celestials entropy, i have short term memory loss!!!

[@ayeslpirninsev]

I just love how you're just a floating box with an eye, that's pretty cool

[@Aguywholikesguitar]

I like how the basswood county creator actually plays a live footage character

[@KingZilla5748]

I have been thinking about what Shinic aka shin Sonic is, cuz I honestly think it’s an infection like virus cuz viruses spread and since it spread over to tails it makes sense in a way or it’s a evil creature that took Sonic’s appearance and his abilities and wanted to accomplish its own goals

[@TGUYALTPC]

it isnt really a infection type thing, i mean it can produce copies of tails

[@JimmyPizzaDelivery]

@@TGUYALTPC I mean, an infection would make more sense though. Turn everybody into tails, then nobody opposes you lmfao

[@TGUYALTPC]

@@JimmyPizzaDelivery no cause like, he literally just spurts tails out of his body like some queen alien shit

[@KingZilla5748]

@@TGUYALTPC you have a point there, but it wouldn’t happen if it infected Tails to begin with but you have a very valid point

[@residencecascademakemerizzy]

1:28 this is why I trust no one cuz the journal told me

[@Let_that_ningen_know]

But can they beat goku tho

[@CantThinkOfAGoodUsername_]

Goku aint even the strongest in his verse, Im so tired of you dragon ball meatriders 😭

[@Let_that_ningen_know]

@@CantThinkOfAGoodUsername_ zwomp vwomp

[@Lazyfox5516]

Goku has died multiple times

[@GoofyGoober1929]

Bugs bunny solo’s ngl

[@MaryBlack-im6bc]

If the sun blew up or died we would only have 8 minutes until we realized

[@insertnamehere6081]

"ohhh the planets would drive you insane!!!" idgaf about no damn moon with an eye in it

[@jackermis3104]

Knowing basswood county's landscape is low-medium hills with dense forest growths, as well as old structures and rock formations, we can use this against the humanoids. They can see in the dark, and primarily hunt at that time. A thermal sight or NODS would work excellently. They are close quarters fighters, so booby traps (grenade trip wire, claymore, mines, etc) would work excellently in a dense forest or building.

[@jackermis3104]

Also, you could utilize a shotgun for your own safety and offensive attack, slugs can go through dense walls or flesh, whilst buckshot can cover medium ground and range.

[@jackermis3104]

WARNING: A ABANDONED BUILDING is a LAST ditch safe house. Incredibly dangerous. They know the building more than you, cover and block off all entrances and keep all lights on. Watch your back.

[@jackermis3104]

Never hunt alone; fighting with a group or militia that is equipped as you are can be a deadly force in the woods.

[@jackermis3104]

LASTLY: THEY hunt in the night. So bring a bright flashlight, road flares, thermo grenade, flashbang, to scare off the humanoid.

[@j4forever234]

​@@jackermis3104and the sun, lol

[@IStoleYourChiIdren]

How to beat sonic: ENGLARGE YOURSELF

[@catisbadatgames]

As someone who lives in Wisconsin, help.

[@Skellpawn]

?

[@bisbis2047]

bro go to your local fleetfarm you can get a 12g for like 200-ish there lol

[@Purnellthedoctor]

Oh wow I did not expect to see SOURNALE on here!!!

[@Johncruel]

Finally someone talks about urbanspook without going "Urbanspook bad grr" On some real shit though, the urbanspook killer(s) are prob one of the scariest analog horror antagonists to me simply because you don't just die quick, a lot of the victims were tortured in pretty awful ways which gives them some actual fear rather than "lol u shoot yourself and die instantly" That's js me though

[@Custodes_Artou]

They complain cuz it doesn't have a concrete story, the only thing in the videos are mostly "Oh no victim get mutilated" Oh and Mandela catalog characters don't die quick, they get psychological tortured to the point they kill themselves Not trying to start an argument, Just laying the foundations for one so someone will come and have an argument with you :D

[@Umbra_Dux]

Absolutely Iconic Statement there "Not trying to start an argument, just laying the foundations for one" I love it ngl and I'm gonna use that little foundation !! Not for an argument but to expand on my own perspective Y'all both have great points , The Painters would be a terrifying and horrific way to go, definitely something more supernatural going on there but the story is a little wonky and not handled with the care it could have been There's nothing wrong with controversial topics such as the types of deaths in The Painter, but they way they were handled as pure shock value without a true solid story (yet, its not done so perhaps its brought together more) and then the way the creator handles criticism is ,,,not great There's a really good video that I can't think of the name of right now that brings up good points on how to keep the gruesome nature while making it more tasteful and actually impactful rather than "Oh no mutilation and sa !!!" Cause the sheer concept of two killers getting away with horrific crimes and taking out the ones investigating is a FANTASTIC concept and I would LOVE to be able to enjoy the series but "They died like this, here's a painting of the victims!!!" Sadly ruins the shock and horror of it and comes off as "BOO BE SCARED !!" The Painter has AMAZING Potential and I wish it met it !! and the first comment makes a great point that most people don't talk about the actual good concept of it and just focus on how it was just done poorly, which is a shame The Mandela Catalogs of Psychological torture is also horrific but I think comparing the two is a bit EH because one is Psychological Horror and the other is Body Horror and both have amazing ways to terrify the viewer Uhhhh TLDR: The Painter would be a horrifc way to go and I would rather just be taken out quickly and the concept is horrifying but wasn't given the care it should have so the story is lackluster

[@unusual_sandwich]

​@@Umbra_DuxI aint reading allat

[@j4forever234]

​@@unusual_sandwich shut up and read it!